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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:02I'm getting married and I don't want to screw it up
00:00:05Because enough of those screw-ups and you just end up alone
00:00:08Gabby discovered that old flames
00:00:11Yeah, that can happen
00:00:12Can leave embers
00:00:13Do you at least know why he steals?
00:00:17I steal to hurt you
00:00:18Breeze tortured marriage
00:00:19I'm not your wife anymore, Orson. I'm your captive
00:00:21Do you feel any remorse at all over that?
00:00:24Guilt is a small price to pay for happiness
00:00:26Led her into an affair with Carl
00:00:28What happened to the good girl?
00:00:30She decided guilt's a small price to pay for happiness
00:00:33Lynette revealed a closely guarded secret
00:00:35No one else can know about this
00:00:37I'm pregnant
00:00:39You are
00:00:40Something's happened to Julie
00:00:42And when a crime was committed
00:00:44How does a fish get caught?
00:00:45He opens his mouth
00:00:46A suspect emerged
00:00:48There's a certain kind of woman you see in the suburbs
00:01:01She waits for the school bus in her bathrobe
00:01:05She stops by the post office with curlers in her hair
00:01:10She goes to the market in sweatpants and a t-shirt
00:01:15This woman is a housewife
00:01:19And she doesn't bother trying to be beautiful
00:01:21Because it's a waste of time
00:01:25I was trying to hit Celia
00:01:28Well, get better aim!
00:01:30Anna, help me clean this mess
00:01:32Don't up your volume on me
00:01:35I need to finish those vegetables
00:01:37Don't make me count to three
00:01:39Oh, don't give me that look
00:01:43You sawed-off little
00:01:43Gabby?
00:01:47Oh, my God!
00:01:49John!
00:01:49Hi!
00:01:51Wow!
00:01:51What a surprise!
00:01:53I was so busy back in the kitchen
00:01:54I didn't even know you guys were here
00:01:55How are you?
00:01:57Well, I'm usually better
00:01:58When I don't have creamed spinach all over me
00:02:00Uh, so, are you working here?
00:02:04Hey, nothing wrong with waiting tables
00:02:06Could you get us some more bread?
00:02:08You know, maybe I could bring you some dessert
00:02:10On the house
00:02:11I'll just go ask the owner
00:02:12Oh, wait, that's me
00:02:14Honestly, you own this place?
00:02:18Bought it with the money I got in my divorce settlement
00:02:19Really? You're divorced?
00:02:23Yep, almost a year now
00:02:25Oh, my God, are these your kids?
00:02:27Yeah, this is Celia and Juanita
00:02:29And this is our niece, Anna
00:02:30Hello
00:02:31Hi
00:02:32I can see the family resemblance
00:02:35She's my niece
00:02:37Wow
00:02:38Must have been a windy day
00:02:40When the apple fell from that tree
00:02:41Well, it was great seeing you again
00:02:47You too
00:02:48Still don't see any bread here
00:02:51I'll be right back
00:02:55Yes, there's a certain kind of woman you only meet in the suburbs
00:03:01She will try to look beautiful
00:03:04If she has someone to look beautiful for
00:03:07On this street, the day begins with a cup of coffee
00:03:25Most need it to wake up
00:03:28Some can't read their morning paper without it
00:03:32A few like to drink it on their way to work
00:03:36Then there are those
00:03:39Who just want something to hold in their hands
00:03:42While they discuss the neighbors
00:03:43Well, Danny had me fooled
00:03:45He seemed like a pretty nice kid
00:03:47Yeah, except for the strangling
00:03:48Sorry
00:03:50No, it's okay
00:03:52I'm just happy that Julie's safe
00:03:54And they caught the guy
00:03:55Uh, Susan
00:03:59Bob?
00:04:12Go inside
00:04:13Go inside
00:04:14Hey, Susan
00:04:17I'm confused
00:04:18The last I heard, the police had Danny Boleyn in custody
00:04:21Danny was never under arrest
00:04:22The police were questioning him
00:04:23But they had no grounds to hold him
00:04:25That sounds like his lawyer talking
00:04:26Are you his lawyer?
00:04:27Susan, you know how much I love Julie
00:04:28But they have no evidence against this kid
00:04:30And I couldn't just let him sit there
00:04:31If he didn't do it, why would he need to fake his alibi?
00:04:34Because he's a kid and he was scared
00:04:35Angie, this is not a good idea
00:04:37I just gotta say this
00:04:38Susan, please
00:04:39I can't even imagine what you've been going through
00:04:41I'm begging you
00:04:44As my friend and neighbor
00:04:45Don't defend him
00:04:47Susan
00:04:48It's my job
00:04:50Then I don't know how you sleep at night
00:04:53Susan, wait
00:04:55Come on, can we please just talk about this?
00:04:57We can go inside
00:04:58There's just two of us
00:04:59No
00:05:00You wanna talk about this?
00:05:02Let's do it out here in the open
00:05:03Hey!
00:05:04Everybody!
00:05:06Her son tried to kill my daughter
00:05:08And while he's here
00:05:10Nobody on this street is safe
00:05:11What is this?
00:05:23Bacon and cheese burrito
00:05:24You couldn't find any croissants or pan au chocolat?
00:05:28Sweetie, where'd a motor lodge on the interstate?
00:05:30I was lucky to find a burrito
00:05:31People always talk about the moral hazards of cheating
00:05:34No one warns you about the food
00:05:36So you want me to book this place for tomorrow?
00:05:44Sorry, I have an event
00:05:45Oh, wait, you know, I think I do too
00:05:48How's this then?
00:05:51We'll go to Vegas for the weekend
00:05:52Las Vegas?
00:05:53Why not?
00:05:55I'll lose my shirt in the casino
00:05:56And then we'll head upstairs
00:05:57And you can lose yours
00:05:58I can't disappear for a whole weekend
00:06:02My husband wouldn't notice
00:06:03I say you're visiting family
00:06:05Carl!
00:06:08I'm sorry, but I don't see us having romantic getaways
00:06:11That's the sort of thing a woman does
00:06:16With a man she's in love with
00:06:17We don't have those kinds of feelings, I get it
00:06:23But you are a delightful diversion
00:06:24And in order to keep things delightful
00:06:26I think it's best we not put unreasonable demands on each other
00:06:29Okay, fine
00:06:31You could have said pass the sugar
00:06:37I didn't want to make a demand
00:06:40So, I know you guys have been concerned
00:06:45Because I've been so sick in the morning
00:06:46So, well, I wanted to let you know why
00:06:48I'm pregnant with twins
00:06:51Well, now that the celebration's over
00:06:59Any questions?
00:07:00Yeah
00:07:00Aren't you going to be like the world's oldest mom?
00:07:03Nope
00:07:04There's a woman in Mongolia who's got me beat
00:07:06Any other questions?
00:07:08I have more of a statement
00:07:09You two are so irresponsible
00:07:14You should have been using birth control
00:07:15You're in college
00:07:19Do you know what the odds are now that you'll graduate?
00:07:21Like zero
00:07:21You, you have a new job
00:07:25One that you'll have to quit once the baby comes
00:07:26So I hope you're both happy
00:07:28You've just destroyed your futures for a few minutes of pleasure
00:07:30Not to mention
00:07:35It's so gross you're still doing it
00:07:37Penny
00:07:43You're excited about this, right?
00:07:45Yeah
00:07:45Getting two little babies to play with
00:07:48If they're boys
00:07:49I'm out of here
00:07:51You have to understand
00:07:58Even though they've released Danny
00:08:00It doesn't mean he's not still a suspect
00:08:01So what do we do?
00:08:03The police are going to start digging into your background
00:08:05So I need to know what they're going to find
00:08:07You're from New York, right?
00:08:11Yeah
00:08:11But instead of wasting your time poking around in the past
00:08:14You just need to back up Danny's story
00:08:16Right, just check out the liquor stores
00:08:17See if anyone's on
00:08:18I will, but the police are going to talk to people in your old neighborhood
00:08:21See if he's got any run-ins with the law
00:08:22With girls
00:08:23Is there anything I need to know, Danny?
00:08:26Nope
00:08:27Not a thing
00:08:28Okay
00:08:32But I still need to establish character
00:08:35So I'll need to get in touch with some old teachers, friends
00:08:38No, you don't need to do all that
00:08:40Look, what are we doing here?
00:08:44I can't defend a client I know nothing about
00:08:46Why can't you answer just a few simple questions?
00:08:48You want to know why?
00:08:49Because this family has secrets
00:08:51Danny
00:08:52Big, dark secrets that we can't talk about
00:08:54Not even to our lawyer
00:08:55You know, who cares if it makes me look guilty
00:08:56Even if I'm not
00:08:57Knock it off
00:08:58This conversation was privileged, right?
00:09:15So I don't know if you've heard
00:09:17But this morning
00:09:18The police released Danny Boleyn
00:09:19I heard
00:09:20You must be wearing sick
00:09:21I am
00:09:22Clearly he's unstable
00:09:23Who knows what he might do next
00:09:25So?
00:09:26What are we going to do about it?
00:09:27You ever hear about that old man on Maple Drive?
00:09:30People found out he used to be an accountant for the Nazis
00:09:33And they threw garbage all over his yard
00:09:35That's right
00:09:36And he moved
00:09:37But then it was bought by some ex-hippie
00:09:39Who painted the house pink
00:09:40So it was a pyrrhic victory at best
00:09:42Look, I'm just bringing this up
00:09:46Because I don't want people on the street
00:09:47Thinking that they're safe when they're not
00:09:49Susan
00:09:50Hey, could you give me a hand for a sec?
00:09:57Honey, what are you doing?
00:10:00Mona Clark's got a big mouth
00:10:01If you get her worked up
00:10:03She's going to talk about Danny
00:10:03To everybody in the neighborhood
00:10:04So?
00:10:06So?
00:10:06We don't want an angry mob
00:10:08Showing up at the Boleyns' house
00:10:09Especially if we aren't even sure
00:10:11Danny's the one that attacked Julie
00:10:12He lied about his alibi
00:10:14Why would he do that
00:10:15If he was innocent?
00:10:16Well
00:10:17That's a good point
00:10:19And how can I live with myself
00:10:21If someone else's daughter gets attacked
00:10:23And I have said nothing?
00:10:24Okay
00:10:25Okay, I get it
00:10:26It's just this whole thing
00:10:27Will be a lot easier
00:10:28If the police just had some proof
00:10:29Well, maybe we should get them some
00:10:34John
00:10:46Hey
00:10:48I wanted to talk to you about something
00:10:50I thought I should do it in person
00:10:52Out of respect
00:10:53Uh-huh
00:10:56Your niece came to my restaurant
00:11:01She asked me for a hostessing job
00:11:03And I think she'd be great
00:11:05You know, but
00:11:06Given our history
00:11:07I wanted to make sure you were okay with it
00:11:09Because I wouldn't do it
00:11:13If it would make you feel uncomfortable
00:11:14I mean
00:11:14It's the last thing I'd want
00:11:16Like I said
00:11:17Given our history
00:11:19Yeah
00:11:21Why don't you stop saying
00:11:23Given our history
00:11:24And just say
00:11:24I banged your wife
00:11:25You know, it's not that I haven't forgiven you
00:11:30It's just that every time I see you
00:11:32I want to put my fist in your face
00:11:34Venture park in the building
00:11:37Because we validate
00:11:38You know what
00:11:40I think this was a bad idea
00:11:42Besides, Gabby probably wouldn't have liked it anyway
00:11:45What?
00:11:49Come on
00:11:50I mean, her niece working for me
00:11:52I think she would have freaked out
00:11:54You know
00:11:56Given our history
00:11:58John?
00:12:05Hold on a second
00:12:06Anna?
00:12:09Working for John?
00:12:10Are you nuts?
00:12:10You're the one who's been saying
00:12:12She should get a job
00:12:13Yeah, at the mall
00:12:15Hawking soft pretzels
00:12:16Not working for
00:12:17Your ex-lover
00:12:19Well, yeah
00:12:21How can you not think it's awkward?
00:12:23Because that was years ago
00:12:24We're past all that, right?
00:12:27Of course we are
00:12:28It's just
00:12:29The whole thing makes me uncomfortable
00:12:31I'm sorry
00:12:32I'm going to have to say no
00:12:33I knew it
00:12:35You're jealous
00:12:36Jealous?
00:12:38Of who?
00:12:38Your beautiful niece
00:12:40Working for your ex-lover
00:12:41What?
00:12:42You still have the hots for him
00:12:44But don't deny it
00:12:45I saw you
00:12:46Really?
00:12:48You're divorced?
00:12:52Okay
00:12:52First of all
00:12:53You just reminded me
00:12:54Why I hate mimes
00:12:55Secondly
00:12:55Is that where you're letting
00:12:56Anna work for John?
00:12:57You were testing me?
00:12:58Yeah
00:12:58And you failed
00:12:59Carlos, you were way out of line
00:13:01Deny it all you want
00:13:02But I know what I saw
00:13:03You wanted to look pretty
00:13:05For your ex-lover
00:13:06Well
00:13:07You know
00:13:09He was also my ex-gardener
00:13:10Can't you call him that?
00:13:16It's so long
00:13:17Since I've seen you two together
00:13:19I was starting to wonder
00:13:19If you'd split up
00:13:20Oh no
00:13:21We're still married
00:13:23No, just try getting away
00:13:24From this one
00:13:24Arm
00:13:26Brie, I know you're unhappy
00:13:29But we haven't been that in months
00:13:30Could you at least make an effort
00:13:31For one night?
00:13:31You are absolutely right
00:13:38Why don't you get me one of those
00:13:40Crab puffs
00:13:41And then we'll mingle
00:13:41Sweetheart, this is just what I'm
00:13:43Crab puff
00:13:44Carl
00:13:47Brie
00:13:49What are you doing here?
00:13:50What do you mean?
00:13:51Are you following me?
00:13:53No
00:13:53I'm a member of the club
00:13:54I had no idea
00:13:56That this was the event
00:13:57That you were talking about
00:13:58Oh, so you expect me to believe
00:13:59That you showed up
00:14:00At a dinner dance alone?
00:14:01No, actually
00:14:02I
00:14:02Carl, I know you have feelings for me
00:14:04But I would hate to see them
00:14:05Turn into some kind of
00:14:06Obsession
00:14:07Hey, hon
00:14:09Binder table
00:14:09And you were saying?
00:14:19So, Carl
00:14:19Aren't you going to introduce me?
00:14:22This is Candice
00:14:22She's an old friend
00:14:23Oh, don't you mean that you're her old friend?
00:14:27Candice, why don't we go find our table, huh?
00:14:29Brie, if we don't run into you again
00:14:31Good
00:14:31He doesn't mean to be brusque
00:14:33He's just a little eager to rush through dinner
00:14:36So we can get to the motor lodge
00:14:38Motor lodge?
00:14:42You wanted to go earlier
00:14:42But I said, no
00:14:43Lobster first
00:14:45Then dessert
00:14:46Candice, why don't we start putting that lobster in your mouth right now?
00:14:53Goodbye, Brie
00:14:53Candice?
00:14:57Dr. Hodge?
00:14:58Oh, jeez
00:14:59You two know each other?
00:15:00Yes, Candice was a dental patient of mine
00:15:02I still think of you every time I put in my night guard
00:15:05Listen, there's room at our table
00:15:07Would you care to join us?
00:15:08No
00:15:09I mean, we're going to be leaving soon
00:15:11You know, that motor lodge can wait
00:15:13That way Orson and Candice can catch up
00:15:15And you and I can have a little talk, too
00:15:17Sure
00:15:19It sounds like fun
00:15:20Carl and I just go get a couple apple martinis
00:15:22And we'll come right back
00:15:23Lovely girl, isn't she?
00:15:33I need a secret, though
00:15:34Her two front teeth
00:15:36Veneers
00:15:37I'm guessing those aren't her only side-by-side enhancements
00:15:40She's actually very sweet
00:15:43Shame to see her mixed up with a dog like Carl
00:15:45You have to pity any woman who makes that mistake
00:15:48Yes, you do
00:15:50Susan?
00:16:08Oh, shh, no, shh
00:16:09Get in, get in, get in
00:16:10What are you doing?
00:16:17Stay at home
00:16:18Okay, let's try that again
00:16:21What are you doing?
00:16:22Surveillance
00:16:22I'm going to nail that Danny Boleyn kid
00:16:24I thought the police were
00:16:28The police are useless
00:16:29So I'm keeping a log of all of his comings and goings
00:16:32If he leaves and another girl gets attacked
00:16:34He won't be able to lie and say he was home
00:16:37Well, I've got a few minutes to kill
00:16:40Oh, by the way, I was going to call you
00:16:49You haven't told Gabby I'm pregnant, have you?
00:16:51No
00:16:51Why?
00:16:53Well, I haven't had a chance to tell Carlos yet
00:16:56And I really think he should hear it for me
00:16:57Oh, no
00:16:58You think I'm nuts, don't you?
00:17:08No
00:17:09I think you're a mother
00:17:10Thank you
00:17:13Although speaking as a fellow mother
00:17:16Do you remember what happened to Porter?
00:17:20Everyone in town was so sure he set that fire and killed those people
00:17:25People can be sure and they can be wrong
00:17:29I'm not wrong
00:17:33Okay
00:17:36What are you doing?
00:17:43It's all in him
00:17:44Buckle up
00:17:45No, I can't
00:17:46I can't
00:17:46Wait, wait
00:17:54I forgot my
00:17:55So, Candace, what do you do for a living?
00:18:07I'm a dancer
00:18:08Oh, what kind?
00:18:10Jazz, ballet, lap?
00:18:13Actually, Candace was a rockette
00:18:15Oh
00:18:15It must have been exhausting
00:18:18Spending so much time with your legs in the air
00:18:20I love this song, Brie
00:18:26Do you care to dance?
00:18:27Sorry, my shoes are killing me
00:18:28Ask Candace
00:18:29She's the pro
00:18:30I'd love to
00:18:32Have fun, you two
00:18:37You loathsome pig
00:18:38You're supposed to be cheating with me
00:18:39Not on me
00:18:40I asked if you were free
00:18:42You weren't
00:18:42I called Candace
00:18:43What's the problem?
00:18:45It's just that she's so cheap
00:18:47She's beneath you
00:18:48Not yet
00:18:50But she will be
00:18:51Bravo
00:18:56Well done
00:18:58If her dress were any lower, it'd be a belt
00:19:00Gosh, Brie
00:19:01Can this be jealousy, I'm hearing?
00:19:02I'm not jealous
00:19:03I'm appalled
00:19:04And as long as we're together
00:19:05I will not have you running around with other women
00:19:06But we're not together
00:19:08I'm just a diversion, remember?
00:19:11A little fling to spice up in the afternoon
00:19:13And if that's all I am to you, fine
00:19:15But you don't get to say what I can do when the afternoon's over
00:19:17Are you going to take her to our motor lodge tonight?
00:19:21Just try and stop me
00:19:22Excuse me, someone over at that table was looking for you
00:19:43What the hell happened here?
00:20:03Oh, we're some trip really, sweetheart
00:20:04You need to be more careful
00:20:05Oh, I'm so sorry
00:20:06The floor was slippery
00:20:08You all right?
00:20:11I think I broke my nose
00:20:12I should go to the emergency room
00:20:14Oh, dear
00:20:15And you had such lovely plans for the evening
00:20:17Hey, Janice
00:20:28Is Carlos done with this meeting yet?
00:20:29I really need to talk to him
00:20:31Got a sec?
00:20:34Never mind
00:20:34Something wrong?
00:20:40How would you like a parking space closer to the entrance?
00:20:43I'd love it you close the door for that?
00:20:46No, I close the door to ask if you would like to be my new senior VP
00:20:49Seriously?
00:20:53Oh, God
00:20:55Carlos, I am so flattered
00:20:59And I would love to say yes
00:21:01It's just...
00:21:02I know
00:21:02More responsibility, more hours away from home
00:21:05But you get a company car and an expense account
00:21:07Which is very generous
00:21:08But I still can't accept
00:21:10Because...
00:21:10And a 50% salary bump
00:21:11Because it doesn't have a 50% salary bump
00:21:15But now that it does
00:21:16I'm in
00:21:17When do I start?
00:21:18Tonight
00:21:18We're having dinner with a big potential client
00:21:20He is bringing his wife
00:21:22So please bring Tom
00:21:23Sure
00:21:24Wait
00:21:27Weren't you going to give this promotion to Judy?
00:21:30I was
00:21:33But between you and me
00:21:34I found out she's pregnant
00:21:36Overheard her on the phone
00:21:38Saw what was coming
00:21:39Doctor's visits
00:21:40Sick days
00:21:41Maternity leave
00:21:42Yeah
00:21:43That can be annoying
00:21:45But isn't denying a woman a promotion
00:21:47Because she's pregnant
00:21:48A tiny bit
00:21:49Illegal?
00:21:51Only if she finds out
00:21:52And I mean
00:21:53Who's going to tell her
00:21:54My new senior VP?
00:21:55Oh no
00:21:56She's too busy thinking about that big bump
00:21:58She's got coming
00:21:59Ha ha ha
00:22:00Yes?
00:22:13I've been thinking about last night
00:22:15You, Carl, Candy
00:22:17And it finally hit me
00:22:19What was really going on
00:22:21What are you talking about?
00:22:23The oil on the dance floor
00:22:25There was no accident
00:22:27You put it there
00:22:28You wanted Candy to fall
00:22:30That's ridiculous
00:22:32Admit it
00:22:33You were jealous of that girl
00:22:35From the moment Carl walked in with her
00:22:36Of course
00:22:37And you're not making any sense
00:22:38Why would I be jealous of Carl's date?
00:22:40Because she was dancing with me
00:22:42Of course
00:22:43I suppose
00:22:46I should be mad at you
00:22:48For nearly breaking my neck
00:22:49But I'm too relieved
00:22:50Relieved?
00:22:53As if watching me dance
00:22:54With a pretty girl
00:22:54Can make you that crazy
00:22:55Then you obviously
00:22:56Still care for me
00:22:57There's still hope for us
00:22:59Orson
00:22:59You are reading way too much
00:23:01Into one impulsive act
00:23:02Don't argue all you like
00:23:04A woman doesn't pull a stunt
00:23:06Like that over a man
00:23:07She's not in love with
00:23:08Carl, hi, it's Brie
00:23:27I'm thinking
00:23:29Maybe I'm ready for that weekend
00:23:31In Las Vegas
00:23:33Hi, I'm Spolen
00:23:44I'm a friend of Danny's
00:23:45From school
00:23:46Is he in?
00:23:47You got a name?
00:23:48Sorry, Eddie
00:23:49Danny!
00:23:50There's an Eddie here
00:23:51It's a nice house
00:23:59You know what happened here, right?
00:24:02Huh?
00:24:02Oh yeah
00:24:03What are you gonna do?
00:24:08Hi, what's up?
00:24:09Hey, my brakes were shot
00:24:10Is there any chance
00:24:11You could take a look at them?
00:24:12Nah
00:24:13I don't feel like it, Eddie
00:24:14Come on
00:24:15You've been moping around
00:24:16The house all day
00:24:17Go
00:24:17Help your buddy
00:24:18I'm glad one of us
00:24:26Has a friend
00:24:27I was at the supermarket earlier
00:24:30Everybody was looking at me
00:24:32Like I had their grandmother
00:24:33In my trunk
00:24:34Yeah
00:24:34While you were out
00:24:35Three hate calls
00:24:36In one hour
00:24:37I don't know
00:24:39I'm starting to think
00:24:40It's time to get out
00:24:41Of the bowling business
00:24:42No
00:24:48We cannot change our names
00:24:50And run
00:24:51Every time there's a little trouble
00:24:52This is more than
00:24:53A little trouble, babe
00:24:54I don't care
00:24:58We're not putting Danny
00:24:59Through all that again
00:25:00Maybe this hasn't worked out
00:25:03The way we'd hoped
00:25:04But until I say otherwise
00:25:06We are Nick and Angie Boland
00:25:08Hey can you go into the basement and give me a work light?
00:25:36No
00:25:37Thanks
00:25:38Got a second?
00:25:46Sure
00:25:46I'm really sorry about what happened to Julie
00:25:52Thanks
00:25:53Actually that's what I wanted to talk to you about
00:25:55I didn't hurt her, Mrs. Delfino
00:25:58But you did fight with her
00:25:59I mean, Mrs. McCluskey
00:26:00Saw you
00:26:01What were you fighting with her about?
00:26:07I'm sorry
00:26:08That lawyer told me
00:26:09That I shouldn't talk to anybody
00:26:11About this stuff
00:26:12I know that Julie thought she was pregnant
00:26:17What?
00:26:22You didn't think I knew that, right?
00:26:25Is that what you
00:26:26Fought about?
00:26:28Um, no
00:26:29Is that why you attacked my daughter?
00:26:31No, I didn't even know that
00:26:32You're lying
00:26:33No, I'm not
00:26:34You're lying
00:26:34Please just leave me alone
00:26:36Hey, what are you doing?
00:26:53I know that you did it
00:26:54I can see it in your eyes
00:26:56Mom, help me
00:26:58This shit said that you did it
00:26:59Admit it
00:27:00Admit it to me
00:27:00I'm just gonna stop, you know
00:27:01Please
00:27:01Hey, get the hell away from him
00:27:03Oh, are you gonna attack me?
00:27:07Hey
00:27:08What the hell is wrong with you?
00:27:09He did it
00:27:10You know that
00:27:10Ah, careful
00:27:13You come near him again
00:27:14I swear I will kill you
00:27:16You can't protect him forever
00:27:17People know what he is now
00:27:20He's gonna be punished
00:27:21Come on
00:27:29Hey
00:27:32What the hell happened to my car?
00:27:43Hi, Uncle Carlos
00:27:44Your clients are here
00:27:45I put them at our best table
00:27:46Thank you, sweetie
00:27:46My dad
00:27:47Yeah
00:27:48Are you sure about this?
00:27:50About being senior VP
00:27:52With a 50% salary bump?
00:27:54Ah, yeah
00:27:54But did you hear the way
00:27:56He described the job in the car?
00:27:57I mean, it sounds like
00:27:58A killer schedule
00:27:59I can handle it
00:28:00And you get to stay in school
00:28:02Remember your big dream or future
00:28:03Of course
00:28:04But how are we gonna keep it a secret?
00:28:06Carlos is gonna find out
00:28:07About this thing eventually
00:28:08By then
00:28:10I will have proved
00:28:11I can do the job
00:28:12Pregnant or not
00:28:14Please
00:28:16Okay
00:28:16I'm in
00:28:17But you gotta prove it fast
00:28:20Remember last time
00:28:20You were pregnant with twins?
00:28:22Every party has swelled up
00:28:23It was like sleeping next to a body
00:28:25They dragged out of the river
00:28:26You said I was beautiful
00:28:28I had to
00:28:29You were twice my size
00:28:31This is a 2004 Barolo
00:28:34From my vineyard in Piedmont
00:28:36Your vineyard?
00:28:37Yeah, that's why I insisted
00:28:38On this restaurant
00:28:39The, uh
00:28:40Carry My Label
00:28:41I love business
00:28:43But wine is my passion
00:28:45Oh, none for me tonight
00:28:47Why not?
00:28:50Well
00:28:50I want to keep my head clear for business
00:28:53No, no business though
00:28:54Tonight is about
00:28:55Getting to know each other
00:28:57Over good food and fine wine
00:28:58Yeah, Lynette
00:29:00His wine
00:29:01So drink up
00:29:02Well, I guess a little wouldn't hurt
00:29:06So, Vic
00:29:15What do you suggest to go with your wine?
00:29:19Let me see
00:29:20Oh, the carpaccio sounds like a nice starter
00:29:28Wow, Lynette
00:29:30You liked it, huh?
00:29:33It was delicious
00:29:34Lucky for you
00:29:35It's a big vineyard
00:29:37Oh
00:29:37Thank you
00:29:39Oh, look
00:29:44One of the Pointer sisters
00:29:45Sorry
00:29:52It was, um
00:29:54Just a nun
00:29:54Excuse me
00:30:03Up here, Vic
00:30:04Gabby, what the hell?
00:30:08I know
00:30:09I'm sorry I'm late
00:30:10I mean your clothes
00:30:14Didn't I see that shirt in the hamper this morning?
00:30:16Give it a sniff
00:30:17It has another day in it
00:30:18Gabby, this is an important business dinner
00:30:20Yeah, but it's also John Rowland's restaurant
00:30:23If I made myself pretty, you might think I was doing it just for him
00:30:25Oh, God help me
00:30:27Is that what this is about?
00:30:28Well, I didn't want to run the risk of failing another test
00:30:31Okay, Gabby, go change
00:30:32You made your point
00:30:33Not quite
00:30:34For the past 11 years, I have stood beside you
00:30:37When you were poor and blind and knocked me up twice
00:30:40At this point in our marriage
00:30:41If you still feel the need to test me
00:30:44Then you're the one who has failed
00:30:45You're right
00:30:49I'm sorry
00:30:52Thank you
00:30:54And for the record
00:30:56I only took my clip off and shook out my hair
00:30:58Because I ran into somebody I knew
00:31:00I would have done it if it was on that scabble, okay?
00:31:02Okay
00:31:02So do you think you can go home?
00:31:07Oh, don't worry
00:31:08I have clothes and makeup in the car
00:31:09Good
00:31:10Because that shirt did not have another day in it
00:31:13Hello?
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:22Who is this?
00:31:25What is your name?
00:31:27Oh, you got a big mouth for a guy with no name
00:31:29No, no, no, no, no, no
00:31:31You listen to me
00:31:32You come anywhere near my family
00:31:33I will personally bash your brains in
00:31:35Assuming you have any
00:31:36You okay?
00:31:41You okay?
00:31:42I'm fine
00:31:42Just another moron with some empty threats
00:31:45I wonder if they're not empty
00:31:48Do you know where your father and I keep the gun?
00:31:59No
00:31:59No, look, you're old enough to know this stuff
00:32:01Just in case someone should try to come in here and hurt you
00:32:03I can take care of myself
00:32:05Well, just in case you can't take care of yourself
00:32:09There is a loaded 38 Smith & Wesson
00:32:14In a box
00:32:15In the second drawer of my dresser
00:32:17You got that?
00:32:24What are you smiling at?
00:32:26It's just
00:32:26It's not your typical mother-son conversation
00:32:30You know I've always felt bad about the way we've had to raise you
00:32:36Being on the run and all
00:32:37If it weren't for me, you could have had a normal childhood
00:32:41Mom, you don't ever have to apologize to me
00:32:44I'm glad you're not like other moms
00:32:50Thanks, baby
00:32:52I just want to be a good one
00:32:54Remember
00:33:00Aim for the head
00:33:02Not the legs
00:33:03So, Patty comes downstairs
00:33:09And sitting under the Christmas tree
00:33:11Is the cutest golden retriever puppy you ever saw
00:33:14It was the best present I ever got
00:33:16Do you like dogs, Lynette?
00:33:20Oh, I love them
00:33:20But Penny is allergic
00:33:23So we got fish
00:33:24Fish suck
00:33:26Swim, die, flush
00:33:29New one
00:33:29Swim, die, flush
00:33:31New one
00:33:31You know what dog I'd really like?
00:33:33Is the rammer-weiner
00:33:34Weimaraner
00:33:38A windowhammer
00:33:38Weimaraner
00:33:40Rammer-jammer
00:33:41Lynette, make him stop
00:33:42Gabby
00:33:43You know what?
00:33:44I want to tell you something
00:33:46But I'm afraid it's going to come out wrong
00:33:47Your boobs look great in that dress
00:33:52Wow, Tom
00:33:54How could that possibly come out wrong?
00:33:58You'd be surprised
00:33:59Well, you'll have to excuse Tom
00:34:02He's a bit of a lightweight
00:34:03And your wine is so delicious
00:34:04He couldn't resist
00:34:05But look at you
00:34:08You had at least a bottle
00:34:09And you would never know
00:34:09Might as well finish this off
00:34:11No, no, no
00:34:12If she has one more glass
00:34:15I'm going to puke
00:34:15I just talked to Bob
00:34:38Why would you do that?
00:34:40He asked me to stop by
00:34:41Because he wanted to tell me
00:34:44That the police
00:34:45Have evidence
00:34:46That clears Danny Bolin
00:34:47What?
00:34:51They've got a shot
00:34:52From a security camera
00:34:53At Fairview Liquors
00:34:54That puts him there
00:34:55At the time Julie was attacked
00:34:56How would they know that?
00:34:58There's a time stamp
00:34:58They don't know
00:34:59The exact time of the attack
00:35:01The camera shows him
00:35:02Sitting in the parking lot
00:35:03Drinking beer
00:35:04For over an hour
00:35:05He couldn't have done it
00:35:08I can't believe this
00:35:13That means that
00:35:18Julie's attacker
00:35:19Is still out there
00:35:20And I've been going up
00:35:23And down the street
00:35:24Telling everybody
00:35:24That Danny Bolin did it
00:35:25Your daughter was hurt
00:35:27You wanted somebody to blame
00:35:30People get that
00:35:30Oh God
00:35:32I'm so sorry
00:35:34I'm sure the Bolin
00:35:36Will understand
00:35:37No, not just to them
00:35:38To you
00:35:40What are you talking about?
00:35:45Well, you woke up
00:35:46The morning after your wedding
00:35:47And found yourself married
00:35:49To a mad woman
00:35:50I've been
00:35:52Just totally obsessed
00:35:55With finding Julie's attacker
00:35:56And
00:35:57I said
00:35:58For better or worse
00:35:59So we start with the worse
00:36:05Wow, I'm glad this night's over
00:36:18I'm exhausted
00:36:19Yeah, me too
00:36:20You coming to bed?
00:36:23I'll be up in a sec
00:36:23I'm gonna turn off some lights
00:36:35I'll be up in a sec
00:37:05On this street
00:37:17The day begins
00:37:18With a cup of coffee
00:37:19Some drink it
00:37:24While recalling a lover
00:37:25They once cared for
00:37:26Some pour it
00:37:30Thinking of the boss
00:37:31They must lie to
00:37:32Others sip it
00:37:36Contemplating a man
00:37:38They might be in love with
00:37:40But for one woman
00:37:43On this particular morning
00:37:45That cup of coffee
00:37:47Has to wait
00:37:48Because she discovers
00:37:53A neighbor in trouble
00:37:54She goes to help
00:37:58Not only because
00:37:59It's the right thing to do
00:38:01But because it's the only way
00:38:04She can think of
00:38:06To ask for forgiveness
00:38:08And once it is given
00:38:12The day begins
00:38:15Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:38:25A proposal was made
00:38:27Your niece came to my restaurant
00:38:28Asked me for a hostessing job
00:38:29I'm sorry
00:38:30Another was broken
00:38:31Oh, Catherine
00:38:32Mike, please
00:38:34A secret was kept
00:38:35Carl's gonna find out
00:38:36About this thing eventually
00:38:37By then
00:38:39I will have proved
00:38:40I can do the job
00:38:40Pregnant or not
00:38:41She's still unconscious
00:38:42I'd like to run some tests
00:38:44Another reveal
00:38:45Julie's pregnant
00:38:46Brie Vandekamp
00:38:54Was having an affair
00:38:55And whenever her lover called
00:38:57She needed an excuse
00:39:02To leave work early
00:39:03I'm off to the jewelers
00:39:07Gotta get my pearls restrung
00:39:08I'm off to the salon
00:39:12Gotta keep this red hair red
00:39:13I have to visit my aunt
00:39:17In the hospital
00:39:17She has shingles
00:39:18But on this particular day
00:39:22Brie was surprised to find
00:39:24Her work had been done for her
00:39:28Morning
00:39:30Catherine
00:39:32It's barely nine
00:39:33How long have you been cooking?
00:39:34Oh, I don't know
00:39:35Since three
00:39:35Four
00:39:36You don't need to do this whole luncheon
00:39:38By yourself
00:39:39Oh, I don't mind
00:39:40When I'm happy
00:39:41I have all this excess energy
00:39:43Gotta channel it somewhere
00:39:44You must be pretty darn happy
00:39:46Any particular reason?
00:39:48Isn't it obvious?
00:39:51I'm in love
00:39:52That's wonderful
00:39:53Why didn't you tell me
00:39:55You were seeing someone?
00:39:56You know what?
00:39:57It doesn't matter
00:39:57The main thing is
00:39:58You're finally over Mike
00:40:00I'm not over Mike
00:40:02You're not?
00:40:04No, silly
00:40:05What'd you think I was in love with?
00:40:09But Mike just married Susan
00:40:11Oh, honey
00:40:12Their first marriage went down in flames
00:40:14This one's gonna crash even faster
00:40:16They're not even sleeping together
00:40:18What makes you say that?
00:40:21Last night
00:40:21The light in their upstairs den
00:40:23Was on at 3 a.m.
00:40:25That doesn't mean anything
00:40:27Maybe Susan wanted to read
00:40:28Without waking him
00:40:29No
00:40:30Mike made a mistake
00:40:32And he knows it
00:40:33He's just waiting for Julie
00:40:34To feel better
00:40:35And then he'll dump Susan
00:40:36And beg me
00:40:37To take him back
00:40:38So
00:40:41Grab an apron
00:40:42We still have dessert to make
00:40:43I'm thinking Tarte Tatin
00:40:47It's Mike's favorite
00:40:48We'll make an extra one for him
00:40:49Poor Brie
00:40:51She wanted to help her friend
00:40:54But she didn't have time
00:40:59To deal with Catherine's imaginary lover
00:41:01I have a teeth cleaning
00:41:04So I won't be able to help you
00:41:06Not when she
00:41:08Had a real one
00:41:10You wouldn't know it to look at him
00:41:22But that nice man who delivers your mail
00:41:25Hits his wife
00:41:26You'd never guess by her smile
00:41:30But that nice woman across the street
00:41:33Embezzles from her boss
00:41:35And that attractive couple
00:41:38Who jogs by every morning
00:41:39Well
00:41:40They like their cocaine
00:41:42The sad truth is
00:41:46We don't know our friends and neighbors
00:41:48Nearly as well
00:41:49As we think we do
00:41:50Even the people we love
00:41:54Keep secrets
00:41:56Need coffee
00:41:58Well this isn't helping to get you coffee
00:42:03Whatever
00:42:03It's waking me up
00:42:04Hey bud
00:42:08Hey what are you still doing home
00:42:09I thought you had a morning class
00:42:11Actually I'm thinking about quitting school
00:42:13What?
00:42:17Yeah I thought I might get a job
00:42:19Danny
00:42:20Our family's been in this country five generations
00:42:23It's time one of us got a diploma
00:42:24Okay what's going on
00:42:29Talk to me
00:42:29No one talks to me at school
00:42:33No one sits near me
00:42:36And everybody thinks I'm the perv
00:42:37Who attacked Julie
00:42:38Look
00:42:42This is a temporary thing
00:42:44The police are going to catch this guy
00:42:46And everyone will know you were innocent
00:42:48Meanwhile I'm the campus freak
00:42:51Baby
00:42:53Do me a favor
00:42:54Let's talk about this later
00:42:56If you go to school today
00:42:57We'll figure something out when you get home
00:42:59Okay?
00:43:02Okay
00:43:02Why are you being so nice to him?
00:43:11There is no way we are letting him drop out of school
00:43:14I know that
00:43:16We have to be careful here
00:43:18You know Danny
00:43:19When he gets unhappy
00:43:20He gets sloppy
00:43:21He says all sorts of things he shouldn't
00:43:23Okay
00:43:26So now all we got to do is figure out how to make a teenager happy
00:43:31Damn it
00:43:35What's the matter?
00:43:37Oh
00:43:37Nothing fits
00:43:40My breasts have gotten huge
00:43:42Oh yeah
00:43:43I hate it when that happens
00:43:45Every time I'm pregnant
00:43:47Second trimester
00:43:48Like clockwork
00:43:49Bam
00:43:50Why are you smiling?
00:43:53Why do you think?
00:43:55The Supremes are back
00:43:56What did I tell you about naming them after musical groups?
00:44:01I know
00:44:01It's just that
00:44:02Benny and the Jets are so happy to see him
00:44:06This is serious
00:44:08I have to hide these things at work
00:44:11So Carlos doesn't find out I'm pregnant
00:44:12What am I going to do with you guys?
00:44:15I've got some ideas
00:44:16Hey, hey
00:44:16I've got a meeting
00:44:17But they're only like this for two weeks
00:44:19Until they get all sore
00:44:20And then you give me that
00:44:21Don't touch me look
00:44:22Okay, goodbye Tom
00:44:23Oh, come on
00:44:24No, Lynette
00:44:25Come on
00:44:25Call in sick
00:44:26Kids get snow days
00:44:29We could call it a boob day
00:44:31Okay, it is way too early for the
00:44:35Don't touch me look
00:44:36So I waited around all morning, Carlos
00:44:42For that repairman that you told me to call
00:44:43And he never showed
00:44:44No, I'm not done
00:44:46I'm sharing my day with you
00:44:47Then your children took my $300 perfume
00:44:50And gave their dolls a bath
00:44:51Yes, I spent $300 on perfume
00:44:55But you're missing the point
00:44:56Oh, really?
00:44:58You don't like it when I yell?
00:45:00Well, how about this?
00:45:04I have taken care of your demon spawn children
00:45:06For 12 hours
00:45:07My shift is over
00:45:08So, you, uh, having fun working at the restaurant?
00:45:20I'm having fun working with you
00:45:22Well, look who's here
00:45:24Hi, Gabrielle
00:45:26I was talking to her
00:45:28So, I thought I was gonna pick you up
00:45:30John offered to give me a ride
00:45:32I appreciated the company
00:45:34Okay, time to go inside
00:45:37Someone's got homework
00:45:38Bye
00:45:39Night
00:45:40You remember homework, John?
00:45:44That thing that kids in high school have to do?
00:45:46I remember him
00:45:47I think he used to help me with mine
00:45:48What are you doing with her, John?
00:45:51I take care of my employees
00:45:53Really?
00:45:53Do you drive the busboys home too?
00:45:56I will pick her up from now on
00:45:58Come on
00:46:00Hey there
00:46:02How's she doing?
00:46:04Much better
00:46:05The doctor says the swelling in her brain has subsided
00:46:08And she could come to at any moment
00:46:09That's terrific
00:46:10Julie, you should see the flowers Andrew brought you
00:46:13They're gorgeous
00:46:14That's the least I could do
00:46:16Julie knows how I feel better
00:46:18Don't you, Jules?
00:46:19I love that you two have stayed friends all these years
00:46:21Yeah, well, we kind of lost touch when she was in med school
00:46:24But ever since she quit
00:46:26I mean, we talk all the time
00:46:28She quit med school?
00:46:31I thought she told you
00:46:32It was six months ago
00:46:33She's been out of school for six months?
00:46:37You were so lucky you were in a coma right now
00:46:39What has she been doing all this time?
00:46:41She didn't know what she wanted to do with her life
00:46:43So while she was deciding
00:46:45She got herself a job
00:46:46Waiting tables
00:46:47Did you just say
00:46:48Waiting tables?
00:46:51I thought she
00:46:52Told me?
00:46:52Yeah, no, she didn't
00:46:53Well, this is unreal
00:46:56Yesterday, I found out Julie thought she was pregnant
00:47:00And now I'm finding out that my daughter, the surgeon
00:47:03Is actually my daughter, the waitress
00:47:05I'm going to need a moment
00:47:07Take your time, I'll just
00:47:10Wait
00:47:10The guy
00:47:12What guy?
00:47:13Julie was seeing some guy
00:47:15You two talk all the time
00:47:16What do you know?
00:47:20That would be an excellent time to wake up and help me
00:47:22Andrew, who is he?
00:47:23He may be the one that attacked her
00:47:26All I know is
00:47:27There was a guy
00:47:28I don't know his name
00:47:30Oh, please
00:47:30Why would she tell you she was seeing someone
00:47:32And not say who?
00:47:33Because he's married
00:47:33What you got there?
00:47:42Mints
00:47:42Mints?
00:47:45Mints that are
00:47:46Ribbed for her pleasure?
00:47:49Yeah, we found a whole box of them under Anna's bag
00:47:51Can I have one before dinner?
00:47:55No, no, you can't eat these
00:47:57These aren't mints, they're balloons
00:48:00Yay
00:48:01Grown-up balloons
00:48:03Do you and Daddy play with them?
00:48:07If we did, you and I wouldn't be having this conversation
00:48:09Nice knock
00:48:12What are these?
00:48:14Well, those are condoms
00:48:16You see when a boy and a girl like each other?
00:48:18Shut it
00:48:19Juanita and Celia found these under your bed
00:48:21Okay, I want a lock on my door
00:48:23I've got news for you
00:48:24That is not where the lock is gonna go
00:48:25This is really none of your business
00:48:27Sorry, 17 plus condoms
00:48:29Totally my business
00:48:31What story?
00:48:32Are you sleeping with John Rowland?
00:48:34And Gabby, he's my boss
00:48:36Ah, and the Oscar goes to not you
00:48:39Okay, fine
00:48:40But we haven't done anything
00:48:43Yet
00:48:45Yet? Why is there yet?
00:48:46I love him
00:48:48Did you hear me?
00:48:51I said I love him
00:48:53I heard you
00:48:55I was swallowing vomit
00:48:56You and John
00:48:59Not gonna happen
00:49:00What is it about John
00:49:01That gets you so crazy?
00:49:02He was just your gardener
00:49:04I'm not crazy
00:49:04And this conversation is over
00:49:06Promise the girls
00:49:11They could fill these with water
00:49:12And drop them off the roof
00:49:13Hey Porter, can I talk to you?
00:49:21Hey, Mrs. Bullen
00:49:22Sorry, I've got to go pick a penny from school
00:49:24Whoa!
00:49:32This'll just take a minute
00:49:35Okay
00:49:36So, uh, this Friday night
00:49:38What do you say you help me
00:49:40Throw Danny a little party at our place?
00:49:42A party?
00:49:42Yeah
00:49:43He needs to make some friends
00:49:44He's a little shy
00:49:45And this whole thing with Julie
00:49:46Has not helped
00:49:47Okay, here's the thing
00:49:48Danny and I don't hang out
00:49:49We don't have that much in common
00:49:51Well, Danny likes money
00:49:54Do you like money?
00:49:57Sure
00:49:57See?
00:49:59You do have something in common
00:50:00Are you bribing me?
00:50:02No
00:50:03This is to pay for the party
00:50:04And of course
00:50:05If there's a little left over
00:50:07Ugh
00:50:08And I almost forgot
00:50:10Can't have a party
00:50:11Without fear
00:50:13Okay
00:50:14Is this a trick?
00:50:15Is my mother hiding in the bushes
00:50:16To see if I take the bait?
00:50:18I just want him to have a good time
00:50:19So
00:50:20Make sure you invite some nice people
00:50:21Maybe a couple of cute girls
00:50:23Anything for my good friend Danny?
00:50:27All right
00:50:31How about this one?
00:50:33It's a lovely four-tier cake
00:50:35With pink fondant
00:50:36Hmm
00:50:37Okay
00:50:39Well, after showing you
00:50:4143 cake designs
00:50:42I've learned that
00:50:43Hmm
00:50:43Means no
00:50:44But you're getting married
00:50:45In two days
00:50:45So unless you want to
00:50:46Shove wedding jello
00:50:47Into each other's faces
00:50:48You really need to make a decision
00:50:49I'm sorry
00:50:50We just want everything
00:50:52To be perfect
00:50:52And
00:50:53That's this one
00:50:56Oh
00:50:57This must be a new design
00:50:59By my partner Catherine
00:51:00You like it?
00:51:01I love it
00:51:02Wonderful
00:51:03Now
00:51:05What flavor do you want?
00:51:07I would suggest
00:51:08A classic white cake
00:51:09With raspberry genoise
00:51:10Hmm
00:51:11Hmm
00:51:14Hey Carlos
00:51:19Notice anything
00:51:20Different about Lynette?
00:51:22What are you talking about?
00:51:23Check her out in this photo
00:51:24From the Christmas party
00:51:25Last year
00:51:26Before
00:51:27Before
00:51:27After
00:51:29Whoa
00:51:31Lynette got implants
00:51:33Definitely
00:51:34Look at those puppies
00:51:36Wait a minute
00:51:39Aren't you gay?
00:51:40You can't ask me that
00:51:41Well, if you're not
00:51:43I'm gonna have to punch you
00:51:44In the face
00:51:45For checking out
00:51:45My married friend
00:51:46So gay
00:51:48Judy Liza Barber gay
00:51:49Proud member since 89
00:51:51So for the third quarter
00:51:58Net income increased
00:51:59By 20%
00:52:00Compared to
00:52:01What are you looking at?
00:52:04Sorry, Lynette
00:52:05I just
00:52:06I know
00:52:08You know what?
00:52:12Your little secret
00:52:13Oh
00:52:16God
00:52:17You know about the twins?
00:52:19Well, I mean
00:52:20Yeah, I have eyes
00:52:21Okay
00:52:22First of all
00:52:22This was not planned
00:52:23It wasn't
00:52:25God, no
00:52:26Tom and I went out to dinner
00:52:27He got me drunk
00:52:28And the next thing I knew
00:52:29Hmm
00:52:30So Tom's responsible
00:52:33For all this
00:52:33Well
00:52:34Who else?
00:52:36God, you are such a good wife
00:52:38I wish you'd talk to Gabby
00:52:40Get her to jump on the bandwagon
00:52:41Does Gabby already have her hands full
00:52:44With the two she's got?
00:52:46They're okay
00:52:47I always thought we could do better
00:52:48What?
00:52:50You know, Gabby really looks up to you
00:52:51If she knew you got a boob job
00:52:54She might consider it
00:52:55Boob job?
00:52:57Sorry
00:52:57Breast enhancement
00:52:59Just give her the name of your doctor
00:53:02He did great work
00:53:03Oh
00:53:04Oh
00:53:05Oh
00:53:06Oh, no
00:53:06I
00:53:06Okay, got it
00:53:09Sure
00:53:11By the way
00:53:12Let this be a lesson to you
00:53:14Don't try to hide things from me
00:53:15I'm a little too sharp for that
00:53:18Okay
00:53:19Susan?
00:53:25Yeah
00:53:25Hey, I, uh
00:53:28Just got called on a job
00:53:29It was just a busted water main
00:53:30So
00:53:30I should be back by
00:53:31Whoa
00:53:32What happened here?
00:53:36I came across Julie's journal
00:53:38Okay
00:53:40She never says his name
00:53:42Whose name?
00:53:44The married man she's been seeing
00:53:45She doesn't use his name
00:53:46She just uses the initial
00:53:47D
00:53:48Why would she use a code in her own journal?
00:53:53Oh, because she's afraid her mom might come across it
00:53:55Okay, I know that I'm invading her privacy
00:53:58I mean, screw it
00:54:00This is an emergency
00:54:01I bet this D is the sick bastard who
00:54:04You know, the worst part
00:54:13I read this and
00:54:15It's like it was written by a stranger
00:54:19I mean, who is this girl?
00:54:24She dropped out of med school
00:54:26She leaves her full scholarship to wait tables
00:54:31And then when she came back
00:54:32She started an affair with a married man
00:54:34I don't know that, Julie
00:54:36I mean
00:54:39What's going on with her?
00:54:42Hello
00:54:42Really?
00:54:46You can ask her yourself
00:54:47She's awake
00:54:48Dr. Hill
00:54:54How is she?
00:54:55Can I see her?
00:54:56Yeah, just so you know
00:54:57She doesn't remember anything about being attacked
00:54:58She's very tired and needs a rest
00:55:00So just sit with her, okay?
00:55:02No questions
00:55:03Of course
00:55:03I'll just sit
00:55:07Oh, Julie
00:55:12It is so good to see you awake
00:55:15Hey, Mom
00:55:16Oh, how are you feeling?
00:55:19Oh, wait, I forgot
00:55:20Doctor said no questions
00:55:22So
00:55:23I'm just going to sit here
00:55:25And look at you
00:55:27Thanks
00:55:28I'm really tired
00:55:30You just sleep, baby
00:55:32Just so you know
00:55:39You're not pregnant
00:55:40What?
00:55:43Well, Lynette said you were scared
00:55:44You might be
00:55:45But you're not
00:55:46So
00:55:46Yay
00:55:47She shouldn't have told you that
00:55:50She shouldn't have told you that
00:55:50Oh, now I've upset you
00:55:51I'm sorry
00:55:52Uh, just ignore me
00:55:54You sleep
00:55:55Okay
00:55:57If you want
00:56:06I could tell your boyfriend
00:56:08That you're better
00:56:09My boyfriend?
00:56:11Well, I knew you thought that you were pregnant
00:56:14And I don't see you going the turkey pastry route
00:56:16So I just assumed that you had a boyfriend
00:56:19And I could call him for you
00:56:21Uh, Mom
00:56:22Unless you think he strangled you because he's married
00:56:24I don't want to talk about this now
00:56:27Then we won't
00:56:30I'm not even here
00:56:31You just rest
00:56:33How can I rest when you come in here with all these questions?
00:56:37Have I asked you one single question?
00:56:39I mean, besides that one?
00:56:40I think you should go
00:56:41Julie, please
00:56:43I am your mom
00:56:44There is not a thing that you can't tell me
00:56:47I know
00:56:48And I'm telling you to go
00:56:49Okay
00:56:52I miss you, too
00:57:04A peach nightgown, why?
00:57:09Carl, we are not doing this on the phone again
00:57:11If you can't sleep, take a pill
00:57:13Kevin, I'm glad you're here
00:57:38We, uh, really need to talk
00:57:40It was about ordering the tents for the Henderson reunion
00:57:42Already done
00:57:43I saw you at Mike and Susan's last night
00:57:47You were spying on me?
00:57:50I am not the spy in this story
00:57:52Okay, you saw me
00:57:54I don't know what I saw
00:57:56Susan went to bed early
00:57:59And Mike watched a ball game
00:58:01Does that sound like a marriage to you?
00:58:03That sounds exactly like a marriage
00:58:05All I know is
00:58:06It was really nice to watch a ball game with Mike again
00:58:09Through a window
00:58:12Catherine, you are losing your grip here
00:58:15Mike loves Susan
00:58:16He is not coming back to you
00:58:17And if you can't accept it
00:58:19Then you really need to get some help
00:58:20You just cannot stand to see me happy, can you?
00:58:24Okay, I realize you're upset
00:58:26But because you know
00:58:27That once I get Mike back
00:58:28I am going to have more in my life than just work
00:58:31And I'm not going to be able to do your job for you
00:58:33Excuse me?
00:58:34You're never here anymore, Bree
00:58:36You're always so busy these days
00:58:38But you're never too busy to take bows for the food that I cooked
00:58:41And I am tired of carrying you
00:58:43Okay, well that's going to stop right now
00:58:45Because I am putting you on sick leave for three weeks
00:58:47Effective immediately
00:58:48I'm not sick
00:58:49Yes, you are
00:58:51Now go
00:58:54You've got some admirers out there
00:59:05Oh?
00:59:06Yeah, as you walked by
00:59:07I heard one of them say
00:59:08Check out the rack on that one
00:59:09Aww
00:59:11Can I do the honors and call security?
00:59:14No, and here's why
00:59:15They're the Bertolini brothers
00:59:17They've got a $200 million pension fund
00:59:19They're looking for somebody to run
00:59:20Why are you telling this to the rack?
00:59:24Just listen
00:59:25We take them to dinner
00:59:26They admire the girls up close and personal
00:59:29Then we close the deal
00:59:30And then they leave the money on the dresser, right?
00:59:36What, you're mad?
00:59:37Yeah, of course I'm mad
00:59:38You can't use my breasts as bait
00:59:40Where do you get this attitude?
00:59:43Come on
00:59:43You don't buy Christmas ornaments
00:59:45Unless you're going to hang them on a tree
00:59:46Okay, bad metaphor
00:59:48My point is
00:59:49Why would you get those things
00:59:51If you don't want people looking at them?
00:59:54I guess
00:59:54I wouldn't have
00:59:59Okay
01:00:01When do we do this?
01:00:07Tomorrow night
01:00:07And if it makes you feel any better
01:00:10Buy yourself a new dress
01:00:12On the company
01:00:13A man just gave me a credit card
01:00:18Because of my boobs
01:00:20That makes me feel less like a hooker
01:00:23John
01:00:27Hey, Gabby
01:00:29What's up?
01:00:31If my niece has her way, her skirt
01:00:33Excuse me?
01:00:34You pulled out the old John Rowland charm
01:00:36And now Anna has fallen for you
01:00:38So she has a little crush
01:00:40I think it's sweet
01:00:42No, no, no
01:00:42Sweet would be doodling your name in her notebook
01:00:45Anna bought condoms
01:00:46And what looked like a value pack
01:00:48Wow
01:00:49I had no idea she was that serious
01:00:51I mean
01:00:52I was only flirting with her
01:00:54A little
01:00:55Well, she's 17
01:00:57So you're also flirting with an orange jumpsuit
01:00:59You're pretty worked up about this
01:01:01You should be too
01:01:02If you lay one finger on Anna
01:01:04Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth
01:01:06Which will make you pretty darn popular in prison
01:01:08Look, I'm not really into Anna
01:01:10Okay, I was flirting with her to see if you still cared
01:01:13And obviously, you do
01:01:15No, I don't
01:01:18Really?
01:01:20If you weren't jealous
01:01:21Then why'd you forbid me to drive Anna home?
01:01:24Because I remember what you could accomplish in a parked car
01:01:26Look, I think about those days a lot, Gabby
01:01:29I mean, I was just a kid
01:01:31You know, I had to mow lawns for a living
01:01:33I couldn't offer you anything but sex
01:01:35But now, I can offer you so much more
01:01:38What are you talking about?
01:01:40I have a lot of money now, Gabby
01:01:42You know, and you're stuck in a house with two kids
01:01:44And a husband who's never home
01:01:46And when I saw you again
01:01:47With macaroni and cheese on your t-shirt
01:01:50I said to myself, what a shame
01:01:51You know, this gorgeous woman
01:01:53Should be sipping champagne on a yacht
01:01:56So, what?
01:01:58You're gonna rescue me?
01:01:59Tell me you're not unhappy
01:02:00I'm not
01:02:02Why don't I believe you?
01:02:10Anna, wait!
01:02:30Carlos?
01:02:31He isn't home yet
01:02:32Anna
01:02:34We have to talk
01:02:36You knew that I liked him
01:02:37How could you do this?
01:02:39Okay, what you saw wasn't what you thought it was
01:02:42Oh, did you slip and your tongue accidentally fell into John's mouth?
01:02:45I didn't kiss John
01:02:46John kissed me
01:02:47And no tongues were involved
01:02:49Yeah, well, you have your version
01:02:50I have mine
01:02:51We'll see which one Uncle Carlos believes
01:02:54Okay, Anna, I'm gonna tell you something
01:02:57Ten years ago
01:03:01John Rowland and I
01:03:03Had an affair
01:03:05Your Uncle Carlos knows about it
01:03:08A lot of people got hurt
01:03:10But we survived it
01:03:13I have no more feelings for John
01:03:17Today, I found out he still has feelings for me
01:03:20I saw you staring at this the other day
01:03:26I didn't understand it then
01:03:29Now I do
01:03:32Anna
01:03:38I was staring at a memory
01:03:42Yes
01:03:43And sometimes when I'm having a rough day
01:03:47I think about what might have been
01:03:48But trust me, I would never go back
01:03:53Look, Anna
01:04:01I love your Uncle Carlos
01:04:02And we have a wonderful life together
01:04:04Please do not do anything that's gonna hurt him
01:04:07Hey, guys
01:04:13Finally got home early
01:04:15Hi
01:04:16So what's new?
01:04:21I was just telling Aunt Gabby
01:04:23That I want to quit my job
01:04:28Anyway, I have homework
01:04:36Mom
01:04:42Found us on my bed
01:04:43You like it?
01:04:45Yeah
01:04:45It was occasion
01:04:47The party
01:04:48I want you to look good
01:04:49You didn't have to do that
01:04:51Why not?
01:04:54I wanted to buy something nice for my son
01:04:56Besides, it made me feel less guilty
01:04:58About buying this
01:04:59For me
01:05:00Cute, huh?
01:05:02Wait till you see it on me
01:05:03Are you ever going to get that thing taken care of?
01:05:17What, the scar?
01:05:18I don't even see it anymore
01:05:21I can get rid of those things these days, Mom
01:05:24You know, that costs money
01:05:26So?
01:05:28Well, you have to be careful about money
01:05:29You know that
01:05:30I don't see Dad being careful
01:05:32Just bought a new set of golf clubs
01:05:34Danny, listen to me
01:05:36After the explosion, I was in bad shape
01:05:39Your father took real good care of me
01:05:42He hung in there
01:05:44He's a good man
01:05:45Don't you forget that
01:05:47One day I'm going to make a lot of money
01:05:55And we're going to get that scar fixed
01:05:57Not honey
01:05:59Don't worry
01:06:02Whatever happens
01:06:03I'm going to take care of you
01:06:05Oh, check out the dress
01:06:16It's fantastic
01:06:17What'd it cost?
01:06:18My dignity
01:06:19Worth every penny
01:06:20Aren't you going to check your jacket?
01:06:23Well, it's a little chilly in here
01:06:25Lynette, it's not chilly
01:06:27And even if it was
01:06:29That's more of a reason to lose a jacket
01:06:30Hmm?
01:06:32Come on
01:06:33This is for one night
01:06:34Fine
01:06:36I will check this for you
01:06:40Go, meet the guys
01:06:40And there he is now
01:07:03Hey, I was just telling you guys
01:07:04Hey, can I talk to you
01:07:05Just a sec, dad
01:07:06Yeah
01:07:08Oh, excuse me
01:07:09Second lady, son
01:07:10What are you doing?
01:07:16What, I can't talk to people?
01:07:18A lot of people here
01:07:18Maybe a couple 20-year-old girls
01:07:20They ain't mean
01:07:20Come on
01:07:21I'm saying hello to a couple 20-year-old girl
01:07:23I'm saying hello to a couple of your friends
01:07:23Yeah, but don't
01:07:24I've been getting this vibe from you for a while now
01:07:28And I don't think I deserve it
01:07:30I don't think I deserve it
01:07:30Oh, I think you do
01:07:31You do
01:07:33Why is that?
01:07:36Because I know
01:07:37You know what, son?
01:07:40Geez, Nick
01:07:46What the hell?
01:07:48What, are you going to crash every party in the world?
01:07:50I bet you want him the hell out of here
01:07:52I'm on it
01:07:53Have fun, baby
01:07:53Come on
01:07:54Hi, sweetheart
01:08:05Hey
01:08:06Booker's home
01:08:07How did it go?
01:08:10It was bizarre
01:08:12From the moment I walked in with the girls here
01:08:16I got smiles, winks
01:08:18Men pulled out my chair
01:08:20The busboy filled my water glass every two minutes
01:08:23And the Bartolini brothers
01:08:24Who seemed to think our purpose was written on my cleavage
01:08:27Were putty in my hand
01:08:28They signed the deal on the spot
01:08:30That's great
01:08:32Congratulations
01:08:33So why are men so obsessed with these things?
01:08:40I don't know what to say, honey
01:08:42I mean, some guys, uh, are just breast men
01:08:45Some guys, huh?
01:08:47Me, I appreciate all aspects of the female
01:08:50Come up here, Tom
01:08:50Come on
01:08:51Come on
01:08:53I've seen pictures of your old girlfriends
01:08:55Just admit it
01:08:56Okay
01:08:56My name is Tom Scavo
01:08:58And I like big breasts
01:08:59But you married me
01:09:01Man, I stepped right into that one, didn't I?
01:09:04So, let me ask you
01:09:06You ever feel like you compromised?
01:09:09Yeah
01:09:09Okay, I'm giving you one chance to start over
01:09:14No, no, no, no, no, no
01:09:15I need you to not be perfect
01:09:18Why?
01:09:21Because I'm not perfect
01:09:22I'm not rich
01:09:27I'm not brilliant
01:09:29I'm not movie star handsome
01:09:32If you didn't have this one flaw
01:09:35I would spend every moment of every day
01:09:38Wondering what the heck is she doing with me
01:09:40You may not be brilliant
01:09:45But you can tiptoe through a minefield better than anyone I know
01:09:50Well done
01:09:52Hi
01:09:57Hi
01:09:59I tried to lead up, but today was just too much
01:10:02What happened?
01:10:04Well, the repairman finally showed up
01:10:06But he didn't have the right parts
01:10:07So he left again
01:10:08And then Celia hid my car keys
01:10:11So I couldn't take her to the dentist
01:10:12Then she forgot where she put them
01:10:14I told them both they'd be sorry when their father got home
01:10:18Except you didn't until now
01:10:20I'm sorry, Gabby
01:10:22It's okay
01:10:25It's kind of funny when you think about it
01:10:28What?
01:10:33My life
01:10:34Just seems so small sometimes
01:10:37I spend my days thinking about detergent
01:10:43And groceries
01:10:45Or how I'm going to get the spot out of the upholstery
01:10:48It's not at all the life I thought I'd choose for myself
01:10:53But some days
01:10:56I look up
01:10:58And I realize I'm happy
01:11:02I'm honest to God, happy with my life
01:11:08Anyway, I just thought you might like to know that
01:11:14Can I help you with that?
01:11:30Catherine
01:11:30You're supposed to be on sick leave
01:11:33I'm better
01:11:33Really?
01:11:35Now what can I do?
01:11:37I don't want to fight
01:11:38Neither do I
01:11:41I've lost so much these past few weeks
01:11:43My job and your friendship
01:11:44It's
01:11:45It's all I have left
01:11:48And I can't lose those
01:11:49Oh, honey
01:11:50So
01:11:55Are we friends again?
01:11:57Of course
01:11:58I've just been worried about you, that's all
01:12:00But if you say you're better, then
01:12:02I believe you
01:12:04Good
01:12:05Because I really, really am
01:12:07What the hell is that?
01:12:13Oh, that's the cake
01:12:14No, that's my cake
01:12:16Yes, the bride saw your design and just loved it
01:12:19No, it's my cake
01:12:21The one I designed for my wedding
01:12:23Mine and Mike's
01:12:25Oh
01:12:25Well, aren't you glad we found a good use for it?
01:12:29I watched another bride marry my fiancé
01:12:32I am not going to watch another bride eat my cake
01:12:35Well, no one says you have to watch, dear
01:12:38Catherine, I know you're upset
01:12:40But don't you dare take it out on that cake
01:12:43It's mine
01:12:44And if I can't have it, nobody will
01:12:47Catherine, don't you touch that cake
01:12:49Help! Somebody help!
01:12:53Stop that woman
01:12:57It's mine
01:12:59To be my lawfully wedded wife
01:13:02And one true love
01:13:03I promise to cherish, honor and protect you
01:13:07And to love you more each day than I did the day before
01:13:09You may now kiss the bride
01:13:11Catherine!
01:13:16Hi
01:13:16Hey
01:13:17Good to see you out of bed
01:13:19Sorry about yesterday
01:13:23So, have you remembered anything else about the attack?
01:13:29Nothing
01:13:30Uh, Julie
01:13:34You know, everybody wants to see the guy who did this off the streets
01:13:38But the police don't have much to go on
01:13:40So, if they could talk to this man that you were seeing
01:13:45Mom
01:13:46Maybe they could cross him off the list
01:13:49He didn't do it
01:13:51And I'm not seeing him anymore
01:13:53Okay?
01:13:55I broke it off
01:13:56You broke it off
01:13:57Well, that's a motive
01:13:59Right there
01:14:00At least let them question him
01:14:02If he's innocent, he has nothing to lose
01:14:05Except for his family when they find out
01:14:07So, now you're concerned about his family
01:14:12What did you say?
01:14:13You heard me, Julie
01:14:14For God's sake
01:14:15What were you thinking?
01:14:16Dating a married man
01:14:17Don't do this
01:14:26I am your mother
01:14:28I love you
01:14:29I have spent the last five days
01:14:31Sitting there
01:14:32Not sleeping
01:14:33Not eating
01:14:34Don't shut me out
01:14:37I was lonely
01:14:43Okay
01:14:45He was nice
01:14:47It just happened
01:14:51I don't see how
01:14:55This is not something you would do
01:14:57Well, guess what?
01:15:02I'm not perfect anymore
01:15:03That perfect daughter you remember
01:15:06Who was always there when you needed her
01:15:08Who held everything together when you were falling apart
01:15:11She's grown up
01:15:13And she's going to make mistakes
01:15:14Do you want to make mistakes?
01:15:18Fine
01:15:19Dye your hair
01:15:20Drop out of school
01:15:20I don't care
01:15:21I never expected you to be perfect
01:15:24But I didn't raise you to do something this stupid
01:15:26You know what an affair like this can do
01:15:31You saw it firsthand
01:15:34Morning
01:15:43Catherine
01:15:45Where do you think you're going?
01:15:48To the test kitchen
01:15:48We need to start prep on the Berman Bar Mitzvah
01:15:50Yesterday you nearly destroyed my company's reputation
01:15:55Today you're worried about prep work
01:15:56I don't want to talk about yesterday
01:15:58Won't happen again
01:15:59That's right
01:16:00Because you're fired
01:16:01I'm sorry
01:16:03But I see no other way to get you to realize how serious this is
01:16:06You have got to give up this obsession with Mike before it ruins your life
01:16:10I need to work
01:16:12It's all that's keeping me going
01:16:14You need help
01:16:16Counseling
01:16:17I'm telling you this as your friend
01:16:19You are not my friend
01:16:23Yes, I am
01:16:25That's why I'm taking such a firm hand
01:16:27Your only job now is to get better
01:16:30Catherine
01:16:33I'm going to need you to give me your keys
01:16:36There you go
01:16:51Souvenir of our friendship
01:16:54You wouldn't know it to look at her
01:16:59But the lady next door is having a nervous breakdown
01:17:03You'd never guess by her smile
01:17:07But the wife of your uncle once betrayed his trust
01:17:11And that daughter you adore
01:17:16Well, she's having an affair with a married man
01:17:20The sad truth is
01:17:28We don't know our friends and neighbors
01:17:30Nearly as well as we think we do
01:17:33Even the people we trust most
01:17:37Keep secrets
01:17:39Hey, Julie
01:17:40It's Dominic
01:17:42I miss you
01:17:45He wants to keep mesOK
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