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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:00:04One was careless.
00:00:06You put a woman into a coma. Surely that arouses some kind of emotion.
00:00:10Well, it doesn't. You and I are finished.
00:00:12One said goodbye.
00:00:14I'm so tired of feeling like a failure.
00:00:16One almost lost it.
00:00:17Your wife didn't kill herself because I wrote a note.
00:00:19She killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby.
00:00:22And one got exactly what she deserved.
00:00:30Gabrielle was waiting for her next great idea.
00:00:34Her first great idea came when she was 15,
00:00:37after her stepfather paid her a late night visit.
00:00:40She bought a bus ticket to New York the very next day.
00:00:44Her next occurred five years later when she decided to seduce a famous fashion photographer.
00:00:50One week later, she began her career as a runway model,
00:00:55which soon led to her next great idea.
00:00:58Her decision to marry Carlos Solis.
00:01:02Before she knew it, she had jumped off the runway and moved to the suburbs.
00:01:07Her most recent great idea was born out of her boredom with her new life.
00:01:12That's how she came to start an affair with her teenage gardener,
00:01:16which was cut short by a tragic accident.
00:01:19So, once again, Gabrielle was in need of a great idea.
00:01:24Mrs. Solis, I know you're worried, but it's going to take time.
00:01:28Hmm?
00:01:29What is?
00:01:30You look sad.
00:01:32I assume you're thinking about your mother-in-law.
00:01:34Oh, no.
00:01:36So, uh, what were you thinking about?
00:01:38My life.
00:01:40It hasn't turned out like I thought it would.
00:01:43Oh, honey.
00:01:44Oh, no, I know I shouldn't complain.
00:01:46It's just there's something missing, and I don't know what it is.
00:01:50Do you ever feel that way?
00:01:52Mmm, no.
00:01:53When I go home at night, I sleep like a baby,
00:01:56because I know I did something that day that helped people.
00:01:58That must be a nice feeling.
00:02:00Hmm, it is.
00:02:01Of course, there's times I wish I didn't have to work so hard.
00:02:04We've got a real nursing shortage here, and they keep cutting our budget, and...
00:02:07Attention.
00:02:08All available personnel.
00:02:09Code blue.
00:02:10Cat.
00:02:11Room 214.
00:02:12Excuse me.
00:02:19Damn it.
00:02:20Get a doctor in here.
00:02:21I don't have an airbag.
00:02:22No time after intubate.
00:02:23Mr. Getz?
00:02:24Mr. Getz, listen.
00:02:25You're not dying on me, okay?
00:02:27This tube is to help you breathe.
00:02:29I need you to be brave now.
00:02:31It was then that Gabrielle got her next great idea.
00:02:35She decided to throw the first annual Sacred Heart charity fashion show
00:02:41to raise money for more nursing staff.
00:02:44Gabby.
00:02:45Gabby, I can't do it.
00:02:46I cannot walk down a runway in one of these dresses.
00:02:48They all make me look so fat.
00:02:49Please, get someone to take my place, please.
00:02:51Betty, listen to me.
00:02:52No, no, please.
00:02:53Listen, Betty.
00:02:54You're not quitting on me now.
00:02:55We're gonna find you a gown that's gonna be black and slimming,
00:02:58and you're gonna look great.
00:02:59I need you to be brave now.
00:03:01Okay?
00:03:02And that night, when she went to bed,
00:03:04Gabrielle slept like a baby.
00:03:09Well done.
00:03:10Go over.
00:03:11I need you, well done.
00:03:12Get to bed.
00:03:14Thank you for your time.
00:03:15My good friend.
00:03:16Lets do, let you know.
00:03:17,
00:03:19What we gave you
00:03:39News at the fashion show spread quickly on Wisteria Lane.
00:03:52Though the event was for charity,
00:03:54Gabrielle soon discovered when it came to the latest fashions,
00:03:58women are seldom charitable.
00:04:02No one knew this better than Edie Britt.
00:04:05She understood that treachery never goes out of style.
00:04:15Susan!
00:04:16Give me the dress.
00:04:20I gave it a shot.
00:04:24Hi, Helen.
00:04:25Hi.
00:04:26How's the dress fitting?
00:04:27Great. Maybe it could be taken out in the shoulder a little.
00:04:29Sure, no problem.
00:04:33There you go.
00:04:35You know, Gabrielle, I never thanked you properly.
00:04:38For what?
00:04:38For what you did for my son.
00:04:40It was so nice of you to hire John as your gardener.
00:04:43Believe me, it's been my pleasure.
00:04:46How's he doing?
00:04:47Good.
00:04:48Good.
00:04:49I hear he's dating Danielle Van de Kemp?
00:04:51Oh, for now.
00:04:52I think it's just a matter of time before they break up for good.
00:04:55What's wrong?
00:04:56Oh, she just seems to want much more of a relationship than he does.
00:05:00You remember what it was like dating teenage boys?
00:05:03Vaguely!
00:05:03No, you tell that son of a bitch Tanaka that if he doesn't call me in an hour,
00:05:08I'm going to go down to his office, find him, and kick his ass.
00:05:14Ladies?
00:05:19Trouble at work?
00:05:20I don't know what his problem is.
00:05:21He's making money left and right.
00:05:23I just wish he'd relax.
00:05:24Crap, crap, crap, crap.
00:05:28I'm telling you, all of the good dresses are taken.
00:05:30Now, what the hell am I supposed to wear?
00:05:32Well, Mrs. Huber never showed up.
00:05:34Why don't you wear this one?
00:05:35This is an old lady dress.
00:05:41You won't even be able to see my body.
00:05:44I so like you, Edie.
00:05:45You're always thinking of others.
00:05:46So, why isn't Mrs. Huber here?
00:05:48Last I heard, she went to visit her sister.
00:05:50I just can't believe that Martha would agree to wear this.
00:05:54She always says she'd never be caught dead in black.
00:05:56Sadly, for Mrs. Huber, this was no longer the case.
00:06:26Hey, Mom.
00:06:34Julie, you'll never guess who you got a letter from.
00:06:36Zach, isn't that weird, him writing you?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39Well, open.
00:06:40Open, open, open.
00:06:41He could have said something about Dana.
00:06:43I'll read it later.
00:06:44Later?
00:06:45What's wrong with now?
00:06:47I've got tons of homework, Mom.
00:06:49Julie, what's going on?
00:06:52This isn't the first letter I've gotten from Zach.
00:06:54Zach, we've been writing each other the last couple of weeks.
00:06:58Are you mad?
00:06:59No.
00:07:01Just when I was your age, my pen pal lived on a farm in Ohio,
00:07:04not in a mental institution.
00:07:06You know that letter is one notch above prison mail.
00:07:08Zach's not crazy.
00:07:09He's just upset over his mom, and his dad doesn't even seem to care.
00:07:13He just needs a friend.
00:07:19I packed the diapers.
00:07:21I'm getting the juice boxes and the carrot sticks.
00:07:24Sunscreen?
00:07:25Got it.
00:07:26I go pick up the boys.
00:07:27We hit the park.
00:07:29That should give you a good couple of hours.
00:07:34Enjoy the vacation.
00:07:39What?
00:07:40While you're gone, I'll be here paying bills and sorting laundry and cooking dinner.
00:07:45So what part of that sounds like a vacation?
00:07:47Okay, right.
00:07:49You know what?
00:07:50We'll pick up dinner.
00:07:51You just take a hot bath, relax, recharge.
00:07:58Okay.
00:07:59I get it.
00:07:59It's going to take more than a hot bath to recharge.
00:08:02But don't forget, I'm here all week.
00:08:05Then what?
00:08:08Then we go back to normal?
00:08:10Tom, our last version of normal had me popping pills.
00:08:13Normal is a bad, bad plan.
00:08:17Okay, so we'll put our heads together and we'll come up with a solution.
00:08:20I think we need to hire a nanny full time.
00:08:23It's just such a big, big commitment.
00:08:25I know, and I know we can't afford it.
00:08:28And I know everything that's happened is my fault.
00:08:32But if I don't get some help, there's an excellent chance I will lose my mind.
00:08:40Okay, well then we have to make it work.
00:08:51It's just not right.
00:08:53What?
00:08:53A woman is in a coma because of Andrew, and there he is, happy as a clam.
00:08:58Well, we've grounded him, we took away the TV in his room.
00:09:01How many more ways do you want to punish him?
00:09:06I think we should make him quit the swim team.
00:09:14Bree, this is the one thing in his life that he's passionate about.
00:09:17Well, maybe if we take it away from him, then he'll start to understand what he did.
00:09:20He has not shown an ounce of remorse since the accident.
00:09:23Of course he feels bad.
00:09:25He's just, you know, keeping up a facade.
00:09:27Well, he's doing a fabulous job.
00:09:28Look, if we take him off the swim team, he'll lose a shot at an athletic scholarship, and then he's never going to forgive us.
00:09:34Well, if it ensures he grows up with some trace of humanity, then that's a risk I am willing to take.
00:09:39Well, I'm not.
00:09:40That's because you just don't love him as much as I do.
00:09:42Well, isn't that nice?
00:09:43Just a fact, I'm his mother.
00:09:45He lived inside of me.
00:09:47He hung out in your womb for a few months back in the 80s.
00:09:49Since then, I have grown to love him just as much as you.
00:09:51That kid you both love so much, he just won the race.
00:09:59Woo!
00:10:00Woo!
00:10:01Woo!
00:10:02Woo!
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:04Woo!
00:10:05Woo!
00:10:06Woo!
00:10:07Woo!
00:10:08Woo!
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:10Woo!
00:10:11Woo!
00:10:12Woo!
00:10:13Woo!
00:10:14Woo!
00:10:15Woo!
00:10:16Woo!
00:10:17Woo!
00:10:19Woo!
00:10:20Woo!
00:10:21Woo!
00:10:22Woo!
00:10:23Woo!
00:10:23My mom said you needed volunteers, so volunteered.
00:10:26Oh.
00:10:29Finally got the charity button.
00:10:30You sound surprised?
00:10:32No.
00:10:32Not really.
00:10:34You were always a giver.
00:10:35Would you knock it off?
00:10:37My mom's right over there.
00:10:40Have a seat.
00:10:43You can start by helping us alphabetize the donation cards.
00:10:51Is that a word on the street
00:10:54is you and Danielle might break up?
00:10:56Maybe. I don't know.
00:10:58Is that because of me?
00:11:00Not everything is about you.
00:11:15Would you stop that?
00:11:16Have you been thinking about me?
00:11:19No.
00:11:20Really?
00:11:22You could have told me.
00:11:28Hey, do you need any help?
00:11:29Please, just pull up a chair.
00:11:31Oh, gosh.
00:11:32That's okay, I got it.
00:11:42Ow, ow.
00:11:43Susan, hi.
00:11:56Do you want to help with the seating cards?
00:11:58Sure.
00:11:58Do you want to tell me why you had your foot
00:11:59in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
00:12:03Oh, that.
00:12:04Uh, he was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking,
00:12:07and from your angle, it must have looked a little weird.
00:12:10You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:15Yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
00:12:17Gabrielle, he's in high school, and he's in high school, and it's illegal, and you're married.
00:12:22If Carlos found out, this would kill him.
00:12:24It's just sex.
00:12:25It's totally harmless.
00:12:26How can you call something like this harmless?
00:12:29After everything you know about what I went through with Carl?
00:12:31Carl, this isn't about you.
00:12:34Yes, it is.
00:12:35It's about me, and about every other person who was screwed over by somebody they loved.
00:12:39When Carl ran off with Brandy, you saw what a basket case I was.
00:12:42I was crying, I was tearing up his clothes, I couldn't get out of bed all day.
00:12:45You were right there.
00:12:46How could you do the same thing?
00:12:48How can you compare me to Carl?
00:12:49That's not fair.
00:12:50You have no idea what my life is like.
00:12:52Well, why don't you enlighten me?
00:12:53You're beautiful, you have more money than you can spend,
00:12:55and you have a husband who adores you.
00:12:57No, he doesn't adore me.
00:12:58He adores having me.
00:12:59That's a rationalization, and you know it.
00:13:01I'll see you at the show.
00:13:09Okay, nanny, in you go.
00:13:11How many nannies did you interview?
00:13:13Ten.
00:13:13Ten.
00:13:14Each one more incompetent than the last.
00:13:16One actually asked me, there you go, if she was expected to change diapers.
00:13:21Good nannies are so hard to find.
00:13:23Yeah, that's why I was hoping to take advantage of your expertise.
00:13:26Oh, Lord, what do you want me to do?
00:13:28All your rich friends have nannies, A-list.
00:13:31Nannies.
00:13:31I need to catch one.
00:13:32Here you go.
00:13:33Without their bosses.
00:13:34Why?
00:13:36So I can poach me one.
00:13:37Annette.
00:13:38Look, at my old job, we didn't wait for good people to come to us.
00:13:41We went out and raided other companies.
00:13:42I don't see why it should be different when you're hiring a nanny.
00:13:44I understand that good help is hard to find,
00:13:46but stealing a family's nanny is so unseemly.
00:13:49I'm not twisting anyone's arm.
00:13:50If I make a better offer, why shouldn't a qualified person wait the benefits?
00:13:55So come on, where can I score some high-grade nanny?
00:14:03Hey, Mrs. Solis.
00:14:05I have some awesome news.
00:14:06I have some not-so-awesome news, so you go first.
00:14:09Broke it off with Danielle.
00:14:11Passed her a note during French class.
00:14:12So we can be together.
00:14:13John, your timing is impeccable.
00:14:17What do you mean?
00:14:19Susan Myers saw us last night, and she knows everything.
00:14:23Since the accident, Brie had started to worry
00:14:42her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke.
00:14:48She was right to be concerned.
00:14:53Andrew?
00:14:54Can I come in?
00:14:56Uh, yeah, just a sec.
00:15:00Hey, what's up?
00:15:03Why are you smiling?
00:15:05Um, it's just a joke that I heard.
00:15:08Oh, what was it about?
00:15:09It's kind of dirty, Mom.
00:15:12Charming.
00:15:13What I was wondering is if you've bothered to spend any time
00:15:15reflecting on the reasons that you've been grounded
00:15:17and all the pain that you've caused the Solis family.
00:15:20Yeah, I totally get how my actions have affected, like,
00:15:24everything else.
00:15:26Really?
00:15:27Uh-huh.
00:15:29I mean, you know, like, when I do something like I did,
00:15:35then, you know, you gotta do something like you did.
00:15:37Which is, you know, is cool.
00:15:39Because, um, then everything just kind of balances itself out
00:15:44and goes all smooth again, you know?
00:15:49No, I don't.
00:15:52What's that smell?
00:15:58Have you been smoking marijuana?
00:16:01No, of course not.
00:16:03You are strung out!
00:16:04No, no, no, no, Mom.
00:16:06Excuse me.
00:16:17What's that?
00:16:18It's the container you'll be urinating into.
00:16:20Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:16:21That hurts!
00:16:24Ow!
00:16:25Ow!
00:16:26Ow!
00:16:27Ow!
00:16:28Ow!
00:16:29Ow!
00:16:30Ow!
00:16:31Ow!
00:16:32Ow!
00:16:33Ow!
00:16:34Ow!
00:16:35Ow!
00:16:36Ow!
00:16:41Dr. Sicker, what are you doing here?
00:16:43Mr. Young, I...
00:16:44I didn't want to upset you by telling you over the phone.
00:16:47What is it?
00:16:48Zack is missing from Silvercrest.
00:16:50It happened yesterday evening.
00:16:52We think it happened during the shift change.
00:16:54I know this is difficult to hear.
00:16:56I'm sorry.
00:16:57Yeah, well, it's, uh...
00:16:59just been one of those days.
00:17:01I still don't get why you're not...
00:17:04with Danielle anymore.
00:17:06She looked so slutty at Ray's party.
00:17:09She's not my type, I guess.
00:17:11What? Oh, you still hung up on your mysterious married lady?
00:17:15What is it with her?
00:17:16Besides the obvious, of course.
00:17:17We talk about real stuff, you know?
00:17:19She doesn't treat me like some lame yard boy.
00:17:22But you are a lame yard boy.
00:17:24It's all messed up now, anyway.
00:17:27Her friend found out about us.
00:17:29When he gets out, her husband's gonna kill me.
00:17:32Oh.
00:17:33But on the upside, your social status at school is going to explode
00:17:36when people find out you're doing a hot housewife?
00:17:38Shut up, dude.
00:17:44Please explain to me how he could just walk out.
00:17:46With the money that I pay you people, I think you could afford a padlock.
00:17:48With all due respect, we are not a high security facility.
00:17:52And you have restricted our ability to treat Zach.
00:17:54What the hell does that mean?
00:17:55You've insisted we medicate him without psychotherapy.
00:17:58That is a recipe for disaster.
00:18:00Zach is a troubled young man.
00:18:05And he's getting progressively worse.
00:18:15Hungry?
00:18:18Starving.
00:18:19Brie had given Lynette the lowdown on Valley View Park.
00:18:32It was a gathering place for upscale nannies and their young charges.
00:18:36It was Lynette's first time there, and she was determined not to go home alone.
00:18:41Of course, Lynette had high standards.
00:18:45So, making a connection wasn't easy.
00:18:52Still, she was desperate to find that special someone.
00:18:59And that's exactly who she found.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:04All righty.
00:19:05Here's one for you.
00:19:07And one for Amy.
00:19:09Mwah!
00:19:10All right.
00:19:11Have fun, and I'll be right here if you need me, okay?
00:19:13From the moment she saw her...
00:19:19Is she taken?
00:19:20No, go ahead.
00:19:21Lynette knew she had to have her.
00:19:24You know, I couldn't help but notice how wonderful you are with those children.
00:19:26Thanks.
00:19:30I'm Lynette.
00:19:31Claire.
00:19:32Claire?
00:19:33I always loved that name.
00:19:35So, Claire...
00:19:38Do you come here often?
00:19:43What's this?
00:19:44Your son's urine.
00:19:45I'm gonna need a moment.
00:19:46I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana, so I want you to take this and get it tested
00:19:50right away.
00:19:51Why?
00:19:52Because I want you to pull him from the swim team, and I don't think you'll allow it without proof.
00:19:53Proof or no proof, you're not gonna take him off the team.
00:19:54Yes, I am.
00:19:55If you try, I'm gonna go to the coach and tell him to ignore you.
00:19:57We're not gonna screw up Andrew's future just because he sparked a doobie.
00:19:58I mean, come on.
00:19:59We've all done it.
00:20:00We've all done it.
00:20:01We've all done it.
00:20:02How are you doing it?
00:20:03What's that?
00:20:04What's this?
00:20:05You're gonna need a moment.
00:20:06I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana, so I want you to take this and get it tested
00:20:09right away.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:11Because I want you to pull him from the swim team, and I don't think you'll allow it without
00:20:14proof.
00:20:15Proof or no proof, you're not gonna take him off the team.
00:20:17Yes, I am.
00:20:18If you try, I'm gonna go to the coach and tell him to ignore you.
00:20:21We're not gonna screw up Andrew's future just because he sparked a doobie.
00:20:25I mean, come on.
00:20:26We've all done it.
00:20:27Not all of us.
00:20:29Rex, I thought you moved back home to try and straighten Andrew out to teach him the
00:20:33consequences of his actions.
00:20:35I don't understand why you're fighting me on this.
00:20:37Because I disagree.
00:20:38Because we're still getting divorced, and I don't have to let you push me around anymore.
00:20:42I never pushed you around.
00:20:44We always made our decisions together.
00:20:47No.
00:20:48You always make decisions, and tell me I agree.
00:20:50Eighteen years of smiling and taking it.
00:20:53What a liar I was.
00:20:55Thank God you're out of my life.
00:20:57Rex.
00:20:58What the hell are you doing?
00:21:02Same thing you just did to every memory I have of our marriage.
00:21:07You know what?
00:21:08If you were my mom, I'd smoke pot too!
00:21:11So your boss made you return her underwear?
00:21:17Yep.
00:21:18After she had already worn them once.
00:21:19Couldn't you have just said no?
00:21:21You don't say no to Alexis.
00:21:22You want to keep your job.
00:21:24Sounds awful.
00:21:25What can I do?
00:21:26I love the kids.
00:21:28Well, if we had a nanny like you at my house, we would treat her like gold.
00:21:32Did I mention I have four very lovable kids?
00:21:39Really?
00:21:40Oh yes.
00:21:41Oh no.
00:21:42What?
00:21:43It's Alexis.
00:21:44I don't want her to get the wrong idea, so you should go.
00:21:48Are you going to be here tomorrow?
00:21:49I want to see you.
00:21:50No.
00:21:51I'm busy.
00:21:52I just want to talk.
00:21:53Garnett, this isn't right.
00:21:55Claire?
00:21:56Please.
00:22:01Alright.
00:22:02I will be at this address until noon tomorrow.
00:22:04Now go.
00:22:11Hi.
00:22:12What are you doing here?
00:22:23I know you know.
00:22:26And you're probably freaking out, so I just wanted to explain.
00:22:30What me and Mrs. Solis have, it's deep.
00:22:34You know, we've got a future.
00:22:35It's not just sex.
00:22:37Listen to me.
00:22:39There is no future for you and Gabrielle.
00:22:41She's not going to divorce Carlos and run away with you.
00:22:44Why not?
00:22:45Because he has money.
00:22:46A lot of it.
00:22:47Look.
00:22:48I'm not going to be mowing lawns forever.
00:22:49I have good plans for my life.
00:22:50Wow, okay.
00:22:51You know, just stop talking.
00:22:52John, how old are you?
00:22:54Almost 18.
00:22:55Exactly.
00:22:56You are not mature enough to have a realistic perspective on this relationship.
00:23:00You would be so much happier with a girl your own age.
00:23:02She's the one I want.
00:23:03You know, I really love her.
00:23:05Please let's welcome Mrs. Arlene Nord.
00:23:06We have Arlene and her husband Norris to thank for all our folding chairs this evening.
00:23:11So please remember for all your folding chair needs, Brett Nord.
00:23:12Next up we have Mrs. Benny Norris.
00:23:14Thank God Tom could fill in at the last minute.
00:23:16How do you call him?
00:23:17You need to have to back out.
00:23:18Some work emergency?
00:23:19You would talk about it.
00:23:20Sometimes I could just kill him.
00:23:22Thank god.
00:23:23People like are you getting close.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25That's gonna be close.
00:23:26Here it is.
00:23:27You may be close.
00:23:28You might be close.
00:23:29You ہیں.
00:23:30I'm not going to be close.
00:23:31And you can do that.
00:23:32What's this is when you could fill him at the last minute?
00:23:33I'm not going to quite a bit.
00:23:34I'm not gonna be close.
00:23:35Let me go.
00:23:36You have to win, I'm not going to be close.
00:23:37You have to win, I'm not going to be close.
00:23:38You're not going to be close.
00:23:39Thank God Tom could fill in at the last minute.
00:23:40Last minute.
00:23:41I can't just have to back out.
00:23:42Some work emergency.
00:23:43We'll talk about it.
00:23:45Sometimes I could just kill him.
00:23:46Look on the bright side.
00:23:47Tom's having the time of his life.
00:23:49Hands up, fellas.
00:23:50I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm.
00:23:56You're up first.
00:23:57Followed by Lynette.
00:23:59And then Edie.
00:24:00Where's Edie Britt?
00:24:02Here.
00:24:05Edie, what did you do to that dress?
00:24:08I made it audience friendly.
00:24:10Can you tell me I'm not wearing any underwear?
00:24:12Yes.
00:24:13Good.
00:24:18Sorry I'm late.
00:24:21You should never take this dress off for your entire life.
00:24:25Really?
00:24:26I look okay?
00:24:27Oh, Susan, you look so gorgeous.
00:24:30Doesn't she, Edie?
00:24:32It's a bit much.
00:24:34Gabrielle, you have to change the lineup.
00:24:36Susan has to go last.
00:24:37Nothing is going to top this.
00:24:38Oh, no, isn't Helen Rowland going last?
00:24:40Oh, she never showed up.
00:24:41Somebody's got to take her place.
00:24:42No, I think that's a great idea.
00:24:44Okay, let's go.
00:24:51You really do look fantastic.
00:24:53Next up, we have Mrs. Bree Vanley in a pink party dress with laser-cut, full skirt, and silk belt.
00:25:07And here's another exquisite ball gown by Halston, modeled by the devastatingly sexy by Matt Schauer.
00:25:13Notice the fine detail, the clean lines, the dress is nice, too.
00:25:19Next up, please welcome Edie...
00:25:23Please tell Gabrielle I'm sorry I backed out of the show.
00:25:32I'm just not in a very festive mood right now.
00:25:37Helen!
00:25:38Helen, you're here.
00:25:39Did they tell you about the change in lineup?
00:25:40I'm going to go last.
00:25:41I hope that's okay.
00:25:42There's a special place in hell for people like you.
00:25:46I'm sorry.
00:25:47It wasn't my decision.
00:25:48You're an adult.
00:25:51It takes some responsibility.
00:25:53What is wrong with you?
00:25:56He is wearing a dignified costume, perfect for a Sunday tea or Christmas.
00:26:08For God's sake, Helen, this is for charity!
00:26:16Keep your hands off, my son.
00:26:18What?
00:26:21And finally, to cap off our evening, please welcome...
00:26:25Oh, I can't stand there.
00:26:27...Citizen Meyer!
00:26:37Tom, say something.
00:26:39A vision in white silk, chiffon with gold, hand-beated French lace, and lavender marivine.
00:26:48Susan Meyer!
00:26:51Susan Meyer!
00:26:56You never look better.
00:27:04Susan, I feel awful about what happened.
00:27:08Susan, talk to me.
00:27:09Okay, you want me to talk?
00:27:13You're going to find Helen Roland, and you're going to tell her the truth before everyone
00:27:16in this neighborhood thinks that I'm the one sleeping with an underage boy.
00:27:18I can't do that.
00:27:20Why not?
00:27:20Because she'll tell Carlos, and he'll divorce me?
00:27:22So what?
00:27:23You obviously don't love him.
00:27:25I do love him.
00:27:27I do.
00:27:27It's just...
00:27:28It's just...
00:27:29complicated.
00:27:29You know, there's...
00:27:32There's got to be another way to fix this.
00:27:34God.
00:27:35You are so weak.
00:27:37Susan, don't be like this.
00:27:39What did you expect?
00:27:40A hug?
00:27:41Hey!
00:27:50Shh!
00:27:51I just...
00:27:51Well, Alexis is still here.
00:27:52Whoa.
00:27:54She was supposed to go to Pilates, but she got her period.
00:27:56You gotta go.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:27:58No.
00:27:59She saw you at the park.
00:28:00Okay, she knows what you're trying to do.
00:28:01You're not the first person to approach me.
00:28:04How can you stay here after the way she treats you?
00:28:06She can be tough.
00:28:07But it comes with the territory, right?
00:28:09I would never treat you that way.
00:28:11Claire, why did you go with the aspirin?
00:28:13I will give you a 20% bump on what she's paying you, plus overtime.
00:28:17Damn it!
00:28:18Claire, where the hell are you?
00:28:22I don't take orders from your friends.
00:28:23I'm not a telephone answering service.
00:28:25And I don't do laundry.
00:28:26Dishes?
00:28:27Only the kids.
00:28:29How fast can you pack?
00:28:36I got a man.
00:28:39Where are you going to go?
00:28:41I don't know.
00:28:42But I can't go home.
00:28:44Are you afraid of your dad?
00:28:45No, it's not him.
00:28:46All right, it's me.
00:28:48My life is really messed up.
00:28:50It's bad.
00:28:51What's bad?
00:28:52You can tell me.
00:28:53No, I can't.
00:28:56It's better that you don't know.
00:28:57I already know a little.
00:29:07Hi, Danielle.
00:29:30How was school?
00:29:31It's okay.
00:29:32Good.
00:29:33Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
00:29:34Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
00:29:58Brie had resorted to extreme measures
00:30:00to save her son's soul.
00:30:03As she rummaged through Andrew's private possessions,
00:30:06it occurred to her that sometimes a little betrayal
00:30:11is good for the soul.
00:30:14I was really young, like four.
00:30:28I heard my mom and my dad yelling.
00:30:30I heard them yell my name.
00:30:33And hers.
00:30:35Dana?
00:30:35So, I went down to the room
00:30:42and I saw them cleaning it up.
00:30:44Cleaning what up?
00:30:48Blood.
00:30:52Was it Dana's?
00:30:55I think so.
00:30:59I couldn't remember this for the longest time.
00:31:01And then, my mom killed herself.
00:31:05And I started having these dreams.
00:31:09I don't even see Dana.
00:31:11I just, I see the blood.
00:31:14And my mom picking me up
00:31:15and putting me on my bed
00:31:18and whispering that it's not my fault.
00:31:21But after that,
00:31:22every time I'd say her name,
00:31:23they'd get upset.
00:31:26So I wasn't even allowed to say it anymore.
00:31:27I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.
00:31:33I killed my baby sister.
00:31:37Zach, oh my God.
00:31:40And they buried her
00:31:40to protect me.
00:31:42I killed her.
00:31:57Helen, do you have a minute?
00:32:16Oh, Gabrielle.
00:32:18I didn't get a chance to tell you
00:32:19how sorry I was
00:32:20about what happened at the fundraiser.
00:32:21I didn't intend to cause a scene.
00:32:23No, it's okay.
00:32:23People didn't even notice.
00:32:25Oh, this is a little awkward.
00:32:26I know you're friends with Susan Meyer,
00:32:28but let's just say
00:32:29I had my reasons.
00:32:31It wasn't Susan.
00:32:34It was me.
00:32:37What?
00:32:38I'm the one
00:32:39who was sleeping with your son.
00:32:44I'm so sorry.
00:32:47For how long?
00:32:50Almost a year.
00:32:52But it's over now.
00:32:53So, when it started,
00:32:57he was 16?
00:33:01I think...
00:33:03But Helen, you have to believe me.
00:33:08It's over now.
00:33:09No, you're wrong.
00:33:10It's not even close to being over.
00:33:12It's over now.
00:33:20Dude, Coach wants to see you.
00:33:21Really?
00:33:23Hey, I thought it's about my scholarship.
00:33:24Hello?
00:33:41Yes, this is she.
00:33:44Marijuana in his locker?
00:33:46Oh, I'm just horrified.
00:33:48There must be some sort of terrible mistake.
00:33:50Um, yeah.
00:33:52Okay.
00:33:53Well, I will be right down.
00:34:05Elsewhere,
00:34:06another darker secret
00:34:08was the object of an investigation.
00:34:10Mr. Linder!
00:34:11Mr. Linder!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:14Detective Beckerman.
00:34:15This is Detective Burnett.
00:34:17We're helping for a minute of your time.
00:34:18If you know anything about Zach's whereabouts,
00:34:24you need to tell me now.
00:34:26Um, honey?
00:34:27What's going on?
00:34:29Zach's gone from Silvercrest.
00:34:31They found letters in his room.
00:34:32Letters from Julie.
00:34:33Well, yes, they were writing to each other.
00:34:35I need to see those letters.
00:34:37Mom,
00:34:38they're private.
00:34:40My son is missing.
00:34:43Julie, in the letters,
00:34:44did Zach say anything about running away?
00:34:47No.
00:34:48There's your answer.
00:34:51Susan.
00:34:52If we hear anything,
00:34:53I will let you know right away.
00:34:55I understand how worried you must be.
00:34:58Obviously, you don't.
00:35:00Paul,
00:35:00my daughter doesn't lie.
00:35:02This is a very popular design.
00:35:14I must have sold several hundred of these,
00:35:16just like it,
00:35:17about ten years back.
00:35:18You keep any kind of documentation?
00:35:20Yeah,
00:35:20I have a list of customers' names on file.
00:35:22Somewhere.
00:35:23It's been a while.
00:35:24We need a copy of that list.
00:35:26Oh, sure.
00:35:27Wow.
00:35:28This chest looks like it's been through hell.
00:35:30Yeah,
00:35:30we pulled it out of Rockwater Lake.
00:35:31I'd say my way of hell,
00:35:33considering.
00:35:35Was there anything in the chest?
00:35:37It had a body inside.
00:35:39Adult female.
00:35:42Yeah,
00:35:42but how do you fit a body
00:35:44into a chest that size?
00:35:45It was chopped up.
00:35:48Of all the stupid,
00:36:16boneheaded decisions.
00:36:18What were you thinking?
00:36:19I was set up.
00:36:20All right?
00:36:21The coach got an anonymous phone call.
00:36:22Andrew,
00:36:23what does it matter?
00:36:24The pot was there.
00:36:25I was holding it for a friend.
00:36:27You know,
00:36:28I can't decide
00:36:30which is more humiliating.
00:36:32The fact that my son
00:36:33got caught with pot in his locker,
00:36:35or that he can't even come up
00:36:36with a decent enough lie
00:36:37to explain it.
00:36:38Gabriel believed there was
00:36:59an excellent chance
00:37:00Helen Rowland
00:37:01would inform Carlos
00:37:02of his wife's
00:37:03extramarital activities.
00:37:04Gabrielle knew
00:37:08she had to come clean.
00:37:10Carlos?
00:37:11Yeah?
00:37:12But coming clean?
00:37:15I, uh...
00:37:18was not one of
00:37:20Gabrielle's specialties.
00:37:22I'm going to bed.
00:37:23Thanks for the news,
00:37:24lad.
00:37:24Thanks for the news, lad.
00:37:24She turned me in.
00:37:45Carlos.
00:37:47Carlos,
00:37:47I'm so sorry.
00:37:48I am so sorry.
00:37:49You're sorry for what?
00:37:50Just know that whatever happens,
00:37:51I love you very, very much.
00:37:52Dad, open the door.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:56FBI,
00:37:57you do not open the door.
00:37:59I'm authorized
00:37:59into the premises
00:38:00by use of force.
00:38:06Carlos Solis,
00:38:07I have a warrant
00:38:07for your arrest.
00:38:09You have the right
00:38:09to remain silent.
00:38:10Huh?
00:38:11Anything you say
00:38:12can and will be used
00:38:13against you
00:38:13in a court of law.
00:38:14Call our lawyer.
00:38:15Speak with an attorney.
00:38:15Have an attorney present
00:38:16during questions.
00:38:17If you cannot afford a lawyer,
00:38:18one will be appointed for you.
00:38:19Never meant expense.
00:38:24Gabriel, this will all be taken care of.
00:38:32I promise.
00:38:34I'm innocent.
00:38:35I swear to God.
00:38:35It was Tanaka he set me up.
00:38:37People are complicated creatures.
00:38:52On the one hand,
00:38:54able to perform
00:38:54great acts of charity.
00:38:58On the other,
00:38:59capable of the most
00:39:02underhanded forms of betrayal.
00:39:04It's a constant battle
00:39:08that rages within all of us
00:39:10between the better angels
00:39:12of our nature
00:39:13and the temptation
00:39:16of our inner demons.
00:39:21And sometimes,
00:39:23the only way
00:39:23to ward off the darkness
00:39:25is to shine the light
00:39:30of compassion.
00:39:31I took him away
00:39:41in handcuffs.
00:39:43previously on Desperate Housewives.
00:40:02Zach's gone from Silvercrest.
00:40:04Hungry?
00:40:05Sometimes.
00:40:05If I don't get some help,
00:40:06I will lose my mind.
00:40:07Where can I score
00:40:08some high-grade nanny?
00:40:09No matter how hard you try.
00:40:10Put the eye over the door.
00:40:11Follow Solis.
00:40:12Have a warrant for your arrest.
00:40:13Some problems?
00:40:14I'm sorry.
00:40:15And you are?
00:40:15I take it you've met Maisie Gibbons.
00:40:17She's a total nightmare.
00:40:18Maisie does love
00:40:19to rule her little kingdom.
00:40:20You are unhappy
00:40:21with our sex life.
00:40:22You're not getting something
00:40:23from me,
00:40:23but you're simply
00:40:24too afraid to ask.
00:40:25Can't be easily solved.
00:40:27To understand Maisie Gibbons,
00:40:35you first need to know
00:40:37how she spent
00:40:37her afternoons.
00:40:40Her mornings were spent
00:40:41running errands
00:40:42for her husband.
00:40:43Hi.
00:40:44Her evenings were spent
00:40:45washing dishes
00:40:46and helping with homework.
00:40:47Okay, so nine plus one is...
00:40:50But her afternoons,
00:40:52well,
00:40:52they were spent
00:40:53in the company of men.
00:40:57Frustrated,
00:40:59misunderstood,
00:41:01lonely men
00:41:02willing to pay money
00:41:03to feel a little less lonely.
00:41:06And Maisie Gibbons
00:41:08was willing to help her.
00:41:09Maisie,
00:41:10I've always wondered,
00:41:11nobody knows about
00:41:12your little hobby,
00:41:13do they?
00:41:14Mm-mm.
00:41:14Is it hard
00:41:16keeping a secret like this?
00:41:18Well, maybe if it
00:41:19was just my secret.
00:41:21But the way I see it,
00:41:22I keep the secrets
00:41:23of every man
00:41:24who comes to me.
00:41:26And I find that
00:41:26absolutely exhilarating.
00:41:29A few years back,
00:41:30Carol lost his job
00:41:31and we had to
00:41:31give up our membership
00:41:33at the country club.
00:41:35And then one day,
00:41:36one of my club friends
00:41:37asked why she hadn't
00:41:39seen me around lately.
00:41:40And I told her
00:41:41that we couldn't
00:41:42afford it anymore.
00:41:43She waved it off
00:41:46like it was nothing.
00:41:48But I saw her.
00:41:50Got that look in her eye,
00:41:51that look of pity.
00:41:54Maybe she was just
00:41:55trying to be nice.
00:41:56Anyway, is that so bad?
00:41:58Feeling sorry for someone?
00:42:00When they say something,
00:42:01they are being supportive.
00:42:03But when they say nothing,
00:42:04it's because they think
00:42:06that you're so far gone
00:42:07you're never coming back.
00:42:08Gotcha.
00:42:09Anyway, a couple of months later,
00:42:10I started my little hobby
00:42:12and the most wonderful
00:42:14thing happened.
00:42:16This woman's husband
00:42:17became one of my regulars.
00:42:19Wow.
00:42:22Oh, would you be a lamb
00:42:25and come out the back?
00:42:27It's my next appointment.
00:42:29Sure.
00:42:30It's the husband
00:42:31or the woman
00:42:31I was telling you about.
00:42:36Hello there.
00:42:37Hey, Maisie.
00:42:38You're right.
00:42:40This woman.
00:42:41Bye.
00:42:41Bye.
00:42:42Bye.
00:42:42Bye.
00:42:45Bye.
00:42:49Bye.
00:42:58Bye.
00:42:59Bye.
00:42:59Bye.
00:43:00Bye.
00:43:02Bye.
00:43:03Bye.
00:43:06Bye.
00:43:07Every morality play has its cast of characters.
00:43:28There is always an innocent victim, a deceitful villain,
00:43:34a prosecutor who seeks the truth,
00:43:39a magistrate who dispenses justice,
00:43:42and a lawyer who charges too much.
00:43:47This morality play was being produced at the Fairview County Courthouse.
00:43:53Its themes were trust and betrayal.
00:43:56So, what's your issue with bail in this case, Ms. McCready?
00:44:00We want bail denied, Your Honor.
00:44:01The defendant's company imported goods manufactured by slave labor.
00:44:05And his business partner, Mr. Tanaka, has already fled the country.
00:44:09And Mr. Solis himself has refused to surrender his passport.
00:44:12You dog ate your client's passport, Mr. Hartley?
00:44:15It's been temporarily misplaced, Your Honor,
00:44:17but we maintain that Kisho Tanaka set up and executed the entire operation.
00:44:22Mr. Solis is no business partner, but merely a hired contractor.
00:44:25And I'd also like to point out that my client is the sole provider for his wife
00:44:29and his mother, who is hospitalized in a coma as we speak.
00:44:33Bring me the passport and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
00:44:36Until then, your client is denied bail and remanded.
00:44:39What's next?
00:44:40You better finish those brussel sprouts.
00:44:46Don't think I can't see them hidden under your macaroni.
00:44:49I hate brussel sprouts.
00:44:51Yeah?
00:44:52Well, brussel sprouts help you grow.
00:44:55You don't want to be short your whole life, do you?
00:44:56Here.
00:44:57Look, you know what we'll do?
00:44:59I'm going to dip on it a little cheese.
00:45:01Go.
00:45:03Good.
00:45:03Yummy.
00:45:03Oh, brussel.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06Fine.
00:45:06Be three foot eight the rest of your life.
00:45:07See if I care.
00:45:08Good luck finding girlfriends.
00:45:10Hey, didn't you have a lunch today?
00:45:11I'm going to cancel it.
00:45:13The boys are in rare form, and you're still finding your way.
00:45:16Glendon, it's been two days.
00:45:18I don't want to shock them by suddenly disappearing.
00:45:22You know, deep down, they're very sensitive.
00:45:26They'll be fine.
00:45:27I'll go.
00:45:28Get out of here.
00:45:31You have my cell phone number.
00:45:32You call me if you need anything.
00:45:34I will.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:36Hey, boys.
00:45:37Come here and give Mama a three-bear hug.
00:45:40Come on.
00:45:40Whoa.
00:45:41One, two, three.
00:45:42Oh, get in.
00:45:43Get in.
00:45:44Bye, Mom.
00:45:45Bye, Mom.
00:45:46Bye.
00:45:47Bye.
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:52Watch your heads.
00:45:54Um, I'm going to eat upstairs.
00:45:55I've got a ton of homework.
00:45:58What are you, storing up for winter?
00:46:00I'm just really hungry.
00:46:02Oh, I talked to Dad today, and apparently he and Brandy might break up.
00:46:06Oh.
00:46:06How awful.
00:46:08Mom, you're smiling.
00:46:09Am I?
00:46:11Anyway, because of all the drama, he can't take me this weekend.
00:46:14So, I'll be home after all.
00:46:16Good night.
00:46:16Oh, great.
00:46:21Our romantic weekend's off.
00:46:23You can move to my house.
00:46:25No.
00:46:26Why not?
00:46:28I just, I just want it to be special.
00:46:31And it can't be special at my house.
00:46:33Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I just need to have my things around me.
00:46:38What things?
00:46:39Perfumes and oils.
00:46:41And I want to pick out the outfit that you're going to tear off me.
00:46:43And plus, I need to be in complete control of the lighting.
00:46:47Okay.
00:46:48We'll wait until next weekend.
00:46:50You are just the sweetest guy.
00:46:57All right.
00:46:58I can't wait until next weekend.
00:46:59No, me neither.
00:47:01What about tomorrow while Julie's at school?
00:47:02I've got an early job, and that's that.
00:47:03Oh, no good.
00:47:04My publisher's got me under the gun for something.
00:47:06What about Friday?
00:47:07I'm re-piping the house.
00:47:10Damn, Carl.
00:47:11I'm not even married to him anymore, and he's still keeping me from having sex.
00:47:14I can't hide you in my room forever, and I think we need to tell my mom.
00:47:20You can trust her, I promise.
00:47:23You didn't tell her what I told you, did you?
00:47:25No, no, no, no.
00:47:26I would never tell anyone that.
00:47:27What are you doing?
00:47:30I don't want to cause problems for you.
00:47:32I'm just going to go.
00:47:35Zach, stop.
00:47:36Don't go.
00:47:38I won't tell her.
00:47:39I swear I'll be out of here soon.
00:47:45I'll think of something, okay?
00:47:59Hello.
00:48:00Why are you up?
00:48:02I could ask you the same question.
00:48:04I'm going to bed.
00:48:07I didn't ask you to wait up for me.
00:48:10Remember, I'm here as our children's father, not your husband.
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:21Were you with a woman?
00:48:25Did you tell her that you have a wife, or does that hinder your pickup style?
00:48:28All right, even if I was seeing someone, I have every right to.
00:48:33Exploring options is the whole point of being separated.
00:48:35Options?
00:48:36I'm not a mutual fund, Rex.
00:48:37Oh, that's not...
00:48:40Brie, you should get out there.
00:48:43Try and meet someone.
00:48:45Meet someone?
00:48:47I'm raising your children.
00:48:48I am just trying to move on with my life.
00:48:51It is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:48:53Oh, okay.
00:48:54I tell you what, then.
00:48:55Why don't you just call up your mystery woman and invite her over?
00:48:58I'll pull up the sofa bed, and you can take her right there.
00:49:01Andrew, Danielle, Daddy's going to fornicate for us!
00:49:04Just keep your voice down.
00:49:07Why?
00:49:08Are you feeling ashamed?
00:49:17The next morning started with a banging.
00:49:22No one knew where Martha Hooper was, and Edie Britt was starting to worry.
00:49:26Edie didn't like worrying.
00:49:29She felt it gave her wrinkles.
00:49:31So, out of concern for her face and Mrs. Hooper, Edie decided to find out what was going on.
00:49:37Helen, listen to me, it's very important that we find Carlos' passport.
00:49:45I already looked through his office, so I need you to search the bedroom.
00:49:49What?
00:49:50With Mr. Solis in jail, how are you going to pay me?
00:49:53I have children.
00:49:55Helen, your kids are in their 20s.
00:49:57I'll make you shut up.
00:50:03Here.
00:50:05Three weeks in advance.
00:50:07If you don't mind, can I call you a bank?
00:50:10Helen, don't be stupid.
00:50:11People don't become poor overnight.
00:50:15That's my car.
00:50:16Oh, my God.
00:50:21Hey!
00:50:21What are you doing?
00:50:26Where are you taking my car?
00:50:28The government's impounding it.
00:50:29Here's your receipt.
00:50:30Call that number if you have any questions.
00:50:41Helen.
00:50:44You call this a paint job?
00:50:45I don't want to see it again until it's perfect!
00:50:56I wonder what's going on over there.
00:50:58I mean, Claire did okay with the kids yesterday, but that could have been a beginner's luck.
00:51:02You think I should call?
00:51:02I should call.
00:51:03Lynette, for the first time in years, you finally have some free time, and you're wasting it obsessing about the kids.
00:51:14It's just, I don't know this woman.
00:51:15I mean, not really.
00:51:16So she has a degree in sociology.
00:51:17Well, big deal.
00:51:18Who doesn't?
00:51:19My boys are a lot to handle.
00:51:20What if she's not up to it?
00:51:22You know, if you really have that many doubts, you should go buy a hidden camera.
00:51:27What, a nanny cam?
00:51:28Yeah.
00:51:29People do terrible things when they think no one's watching them.
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:34I don't really think I could videotape Claire.
00:51:36It would be a breach of trust.
00:51:37Trust is overrated.
00:51:44So,
00:51:44how are things with you and Rex?
00:51:49Fine.
00:51:50Why do you ask?
00:51:51Well, I'm just curious.
00:51:52I mean, he moves out, moves back in.
00:51:54Is he back for good?
00:51:55Uh, the situation is, um, fluid.
00:51:59I'm not certain what his plans are yet.
00:52:02Huh.
00:52:06So if you're not sure he's back for good, why are you ironing his shirts?
00:52:09Because I have faith that he'll come back.
00:52:13And that he'll do the right thing.
00:52:16That's good.
00:52:18It's good to have faith in people.
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:21But I'd still buy that camera.
00:52:24I'd still watch it, but I'll do the right thing.
00:52:24Go on.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:25Oh.
00:52:26Hello?
00:52:48Mike, my oven's out.
00:52:51Come over and help me find my pilot light.
00:52:56Come over and help me find my pilot light.
00:53:01Come over and help me find my pilot light.
00:53:06Come and take me where I am, baby.
00:53:11Put the tape in my hand.
00:53:15Show me where I am, baby.
00:53:21Come and take me.
00:53:25Here I am, baby.
00:53:27Take me.
00:53:29Take me by the bed.
00:53:31Take me by the bed.
00:53:33Take me by the bed.
00:53:35Take me by the bed.
00:53:37Here I am, buddy.
00:53:39Take me by the bed.
00:53:41Take me by the bed.
00:53:43Take me by the bed.
00:53:45Take me by the bed.
00:53:47Take me by the bed.
00:53:49Take me by the bed.
00:53:51Mike?
00:53:55Is that you?
00:53:57I'm up here.
00:53:59Take me by the bed.
00:54:22Mic?
00:54:24I believe that's what it means.
00:54:26Let's go.
00:54:28Woo!
00:54:30Woo!
00:54:32Woo-hoo!
00:54:34That's what it means.
00:54:36Oh, my God.
00:54:50Dad!
00:54:52Oh, my God.
00:54:53What the hell?
00:54:54I'm so sorry.
00:54:55I thought there was someone in the house.
00:54:57Oh, you took your clothes off?
00:54:58I know.
00:54:59My clothes were already off.
00:55:00I was going to seduce you.
00:55:01It didn't really work.
00:55:02Oh, I'm sorry.
00:55:03Are you okay?
00:55:04Well...
00:55:10Please don't be mad.
00:55:16Hey, there.
00:55:21Zach!
00:55:23What are you doing here?
00:55:32Later that day, while Claire was out getting the boys wired on ice cream, Lynette did some wiring of her own.
00:55:41Who would still sleep?
00:55:42I'm thinking of her, at the height of a bedroom.
00:55:43I'm ready for a tour.
00:55:45I'm thinking of her there.
00:55:46This is what it looks like.
00:55:47To be with you.
00:55:48I'm with your parts of the rooms.
00:55:49I'm making a room for a party.
00:55:50You will not live alone.
00:55:51I'm making a room for them.
00:55:52No, you can't do this.
00:56:20You can't send Zach back.
00:56:21Julie, what else can I do?
00:56:22He can't stay here.
00:56:24His father sent him to a psycho ward.
00:56:26Actually, they call it a rehabilitation center.
00:56:32What do you think?
00:56:34Paul is his father.
00:56:35He has a right to know his son's okay.
00:56:37And if he finds out you're hiding him,
00:56:39you could get in a lot of trouble.
00:56:40He's right.
00:56:42Sorry, guys.
00:56:43Mom, please don't do this.
00:56:45If you knew what Zach had been through...
00:56:46Julie.
00:56:47Julie, it's okay.
00:56:48I'll be fine.
00:56:49I'll take him back over so you two can...
00:56:57Listen, if Paul sees Zach and freaks out...
00:57:00I'll bring him right back.
00:57:10Young lady, we need to talk about what you did.
00:57:13I really don't feel like talking to you right now.
00:57:26Listen, Zach.
00:57:29Things ever get really bad.
00:57:32It's got my cell number on it.
00:57:35Give me a call.
00:57:37Anytime.
00:57:37Anytime.
00:57:39Thanks.
00:57:57We'll talk later.
00:58:01Remember, anytime.
00:58:02Anytime.
00:58:02I heard you move back home.
00:58:21Yeah, I had to.
00:58:22We had some problems with Andrew.
00:58:25I'll move out eventually.
00:58:26Spikes or pearls?
00:58:28Your choice.
00:58:29You know what I think?
00:58:30Hmm?
00:58:31You don't really want to leave her.
00:58:33Please don't psychoanalyze me.
00:58:34Well, you're still in love with her.
00:58:35I never said I wasn't.
00:58:37Then why divorce?
00:58:37Oh, so now you're rooting for us two crazy kids to work with?
00:58:44You know me.
00:58:45I'm just a romantic at heart.
00:58:48Scarves or cups.
00:58:49It's up to you.
00:58:54Even if I could find a way to deal with Bree's whole obsessive-compulsive thing, it's not the only problem in our marriage.
00:58:59As you know, I have certain needs.
00:59:03Boots or stilettos?
00:59:06Stilettos.
00:59:08Please.
00:59:13Why don't you just tell Bree what you need?
00:59:17Tell her what you want.
00:59:18Because she'd say no.
00:59:20So?
00:59:21I've said no to some things you've asked me to do.
00:59:23Yeah, that's different.
00:59:25I don't care if you reject me.
00:59:33Rex, do you trust me on this?
00:59:37Sometimes when you love somebody, you just gotta make sacrifices for them.
00:59:43Love or passion, that's an awful choice to make.
00:59:48Yes, it is.
00:59:51I have to warn you.
00:59:54This might hurt a little bit.
00:59:55How am I supposed to live without a car?
01:00:08Okay, Gabrielle, listen.
01:00:09Tanaka's still at large, and they're gonna want Carlos to flip on.
01:00:11So this is their way of playing hardball.
01:00:13Now, I'm guessing that they're not done yet.
01:00:16Why?
01:00:17What else could they take from us?
01:00:18Pretty much anything.
01:00:20It's all fair game if they even think they can trace it to ill-gotten gains.
01:00:23No, no, no.
01:00:24Some of this stuff is mine, when I modeled, before I even met Carlos.
01:00:28See?
01:00:28This?
01:00:29Costa Boda.
01:00:30Bought it when I landed my first cover.
01:00:32This?
01:00:33I spent eight hours on a rock and a bikini for that painting.
01:00:35I understand how you feel.
01:00:36No, you don't understand.
01:00:38I have dug myself up from dirt to afford these things.
01:00:41And no one is gonna take them away from me.
01:00:43Then I suggest you find yourself a good hiding place.
01:00:45They can't take what they can't find.
01:00:48Oh, and if you can scare up that passport, too, that would be good.
01:00:56Oh, hi, Gabrielle.
01:00:58Hi.
01:00:58What have you got there?
01:00:59My china.
01:01:00I know how you've always loved it, and I thought you might want to borrow it for a while.
01:01:05Oh, well, that's, um, very thoughtful of you.
01:01:08Say, um, can I store some odds and ends in your garage?
01:01:10Sure.
01:01:11Sure.
01:01:12Why don't you come by tomorrow?
01:01:14Sooner's better than later.
01:01:15Bye.
01:01:15Bye.
01:01:36Bye.
01:01:36Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:37Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:38Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:39Bye.
01:01:40Ah, ah, just like you.
01:01:59Come on now.
01:02:01Yes.
01:02:02Ah.
01:02:03Rex, Rex, Rex.
01:02:18I need an ambulance.
01:02:20Right way.
01:02:21Hello?
01:02:37Yes.
01:02:38This is she.
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41He's my husband.
01:02:46Excuse me.
01:02:48I'm here to see Rex Vandekamp.
01:02:50Apparently, he had a heart attack.
01:02:51I'm not sure when he-
01:02:52He's being prepped for surgery right now.
01:02:54If you'd like to wait.
01:02:55Could I at least poke my head in?
01:02:56I'm his wife.
01:02:57You're his wife?
01:02:58Yes.
01:02:59Why?
01:03:00I was thinking of a different patient.
01:03:02Let me get the doctor.
01:03:03Okay.
01:03:04I'm a friend.
01:03:12As Claire prepared for bed, she was unaware that somewhere else in the Scavo house, the
01:03:30day she had just finished, was starting all over again.
01:03:42Lynette was relieved to see that Claire was doing a good job, but after further viewing,
01:03:57it dawned on Lynette.
01:04:02Claire might be doing her job a little too well.
01:04:24Here's the candles I borrowed.
01:04:28Thanks.
01:04:30I'm trying to read, so if you don't mind.
01:04:32I cannot believe after everything you did, you're mad at me.
01:04:37I told Zach that he could trust you, and you turned him in.
01:04:40Yeah, well, someone had to be responsible, and like it or not, I've got a birth certificate
01:04:44that says I'm your mother.
01:04:47Since when?
01:04:48What is that supposed to mean?
01:04:49Since dad left, if there's been a mother around here, it's been me.
01:04:55Julie.
01:04:56Do you remember after the divorce that you stayed in bed for a week and I had to beg you
01:04:59to eat something?
01:05:01Yeah, but...
01:05:02And for weeks I had to clean the house, I had to make sure that the bills were paid, I even
01:05:06had to schedule my own doctor's appointment once.
01:05:08She was in bad shape back then.
01:05:10It's still going on.
01:05:11And now that I need some support, you decide to play the mom card?
01:05:15I had to send Zach back.
01:05:17We could have gotten in a lot of trouble.
01:05:18Yeah, well, now Zach's the one who's in trouble.
01:05:21You sent him back to a man who hates him.
01:05:27As Gabrielle considered the vast emptiness of her new surroundings, she was surprised to
01:05:37find there was only one thing she truly missed.
01:05:42Her husband.
01:05:48Mrs. Solis, we warrant you to your house and repossess any goods which we suspect may
01:05:57have been obtained illegally.
01:06:00We're not into clutter.
01:06:05All right, Harvey the flying turtle.
01:06:09Doesn't this look fun?
01:06:10Where's Claire?
01:06:11I gave her the afternoon off.
01:06:13Who wants to turn pages?
01:06:14Is she sick?
01:06:15No, she's fine.
01:06:16I just wanted us all to spend the day together, you know?
01:06:19Like we used to.
01:06:20Here we go.
01:06:21Once upon a time there was a young turtle named Harvey.
01:06:23Every day Harvey would tell all the other turtles, one day I'm going to fly off this island
01:06:27and go see the world.
01:06:28The other turtles laughed and said, turtles can't fly.
01:06:31Oh, it's getting good now, huh?
01:06:35Well, what's wrong?
01:06:37When Claire reads, she has funny voices.
01:06:42Does she now?
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45Harvey didn't like the turtles laughing, so he told them, I'll show you.
01:06:50One day I will fly higher than the birds.
01:06:52That's not funny.
01:06:54Yeah, well, I'm just warming up.
01:06:57Then Bruno, the big bad turtle, took Harvey up on the cliff and threw him over and he proclaimed,
01:07:02We'll see if you can fly, fly or die, fly or die.
01:07:08It's Claire coming back.
01:07:10What happened to your nails?
01:07:15Oh, I, I moved all our stuff to keep it from the feds.
01:07:22It kills me that I'm putting you through this.
01:07:26Hands on the table.
01:07:26It's not your fault.
01:07:31It's not your fault.
01:07:32You didn't do anything wrong.
01:07:34I'll take care of everything until you're back to do it yourself.
01:07:37And you will be soon.
01:07:39I gotta be honest.
01:07:41I didn't know how you would hold up.
01:07:44I knew you were a strong woman, but I had no idea.
01:07:47You're a good wife, Gabby.
01:07:49A real partner.
01:07:52Carlos, I love you so much.
01:07:53I would give up a house full of expensive junk just to put this behind us.
01:07:59And have you home with me.
01:08:00That sounds pretty good right now.
01:08:02Yeah.
01:08:04I'm gonna kiss my husband now.
01:08:05Hands on the table.
01:08:14There's a false panel on the back wall of my closet.
01:08:17My passport is there along with some papers.
01:08:21Take the passport to the lawyer and burn the papers.
01:08:38Carlos, did you know what Tanaka was doing?
01:08:43Just burn the papers.
01:08:50Hey, Lynette.
01:09:00Did Martha Huber happen to leave a spare key to her house with you?
01:09:04No.
01:09:05Oh, where is she, by the way?
01:09:06I haven't seen her in days.
01:09:07It got me.
01:09:09She kicked me out so fast that I forgot my laptop.
01:09:11And there's just some stuff on there that I don't want anyone else to see.
01:09:15Oh, well, good luck with that.
01:09:20You know, you're not looking half bad.
01:09:24What have you done with that little posse of yours?
01:09:27They're with the new nanny.
01:09:29Wow.
01:09:29Your own personal nanny?
01:09:31Smell you.
01:09:34Well, trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.
01:09:36You know, our mothers were smart.
01:09:37They didn't get us nannies or put us in daycare because they knew if they did,
01:09:41we'd find out.
01:09:42There are other women out there who were better mothers than they were.
01:09:47You know, I had a nanny for a while growing up.
01:09:49Mrs. Muntz.
01:09:51You had a nanny?
01:09:52Well, actually, she was more like a court-appointed social worker.
01:09:56My mom did a little time.
01:09:58She had a thing for bourbon and shoplifting.
01:10:01Oh, sorry.
01:10:02Oh, Muntz was a hard ass.
01:10:05No mercy.
01:10:06In fact, she was such a disciplinarian that when my mom made parole, I was actually happy to see her.
01:10:12Really?
01:10:14Yeah.
01:10:15Lesser of two evils.
01:10:17Huh.
01:10:18Anyway, I gotta find a key.
01:10:19See you later.
01:10:20Bye.
01:10:24Thanks for your help with Zach before.
01:10:26Oh, it's my pleasure.
01:10:27I hope he comes out of this okay.
01:10:29He's a little squirrely, but seems like a good kid.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33So, how's Julie taking all this?
01:10:38Not well.
01:10:41She accused me of not being a good mother.
01:10:43No, you're a great mom.
01:10:45Well, she was sort of right.
01:10:49After my divorce, I really leaned on her a lot.
01:10:53Seems natural.
01:10:55And I still kind of do it.
01:10:57I just want somebody to talk to you about all my adult stuff.
01:11:03And she's right there.
01:11:04And she just acts so mature, I forget she's 13.
01:11:08Well, the good news is that from now on, if you ever want to talk to somebody about grown-up stuff,
01:11:14you got me.
01:11:21Well, I can't talk to you about everything.
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24What if I want to talk about the big crush I have on the plumber that lives across the street?
01:11:31Big crush, huh?
01:11:33Oh, yeah.
01:11:34Well, you'd have to tell me more.
01:11:37Well, um, he's got a smile that's to die for.
01:11:43And don't get me started on his tattoo.
01:11:51Thanks.
01:11:51Aubrey.
01:12:03What a nice surprise.
01:12:06Would you like to come in?
01:12:08Well, that depends.
01:12:10Are you having an affair with my husband?
01:12:19Would you like some more potatoes?
01:12:21You already asked me that.
01:12:24Sorry.
01:12:25So relieved you're safe, I'm not thinking straight.
01:12:29Does that mean you're not going to send me back to Silvercrest?
01:12:32You've got to understand.
01:12:33Your behavior, the violence, breaking into the Vandecamps.
01:12:38I just didn't know what you were going through.
01:12:41You could have asked me.
01:12:44Well?
01:12:47I've been remembering things.
01:12:51Things from when I was little.
01:12:57What kind of things?
01:12:58Awful things.
01:13:00Zach, listen to me.
01:13:03Sometimes it's not good to look back on the past.
01:13:05But I can't help it.
01:13:06These images just keep popping into my head.
01:13:08Well, then you've got to find a way to push them back out again.
01:13:15Okay.
01:13:20More potatoes.
01:13:22Yes, please.
01:13:23Sure is nice to be back tomorrow.
01:13:35You should know that Rex still loves you very much.
01:13:50He said that?
01:13:54Yes.
01:13:58Then why is he so unhappy?
01:14:01He has certain needs and he is afraid to discuss them with you.
01:14:04What do you do?
01:14:05Needs?
01:14:06Like sexual needs?
01:14:09Yes.
01:14:12And have you fulfilled those needs?
01:14:21I see.
01:14:21You know, you are pretty brazen for a woman who just admitted however tacitly that she just slept with my husband.
01:14:33If I told anyone in this neighborhood, they would never speak to you again.
01:14:36You're not going to tell Saul.
01:14:38Yeah, you may hate me, but you'd hate the humiliation a lot more.
01:14:42Oh, I don't hate you, Maisie.
01:14:46I pity you.
01:14:53Hi.
01:14:54Oh, hey, Lynette.
01:14:55You heading out now?
01:14:56Yep.
01:14:57Um, I'll be home late, so just the usual routine.
01:15:00A nap for Penny.
01:15:01I know.
01:15:02No sugar after five.
01:15:03I got it.
01:15:03You're the best.
01:15:06Oh, one more thing.
01:15:08Since the boys are having corn dogs for dinner,
01:15:11I'd like you to make sure they get a vegetable to go with it.
01:15:17Brussels sprouts?
01:15:18They're full of iron.
01:15:20Did you make sure they cleaned their plates?
01:15:22Not a problem.
01:15:23I have this little trick I do.
01:15:24I cover the veggies with some cheese.
01:15:26You're a slow dog.
01:15:34That night, Lynette settled in to watch her personal pick for feel-good movie of the year.
01:15:42You guys, you need to eat your russle sprouts.
01:15:44Your russle sprouts needs nothing.
01:15:47I don't like this.
01:15:48Yeah.
01:15:49Hey, this is you.
01:15:51Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:15:53Hey, hey, stop it.
01:15:54I'm russle sprouts.
01:15:56I'm russle sprouts.
01:15:57Stop it.
01:15:58Yeah.
01:15:59Yeah, no, not.
01:15:59Yeah, it doesn't.
01:16:00Bye.
01:16:00Yeah.
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:02Ah!
01:16:02Hey.
01:16:19Hey.
01:16:19Stay operated, huh?
01:16:30They sure did.
01:16:34Let it go.
01:16:34It went well.
01:16:38The surgeon says you're going to be as good as new.
01:16:46You look like you've been crying.
01:16:47I have.
01:16:53I was so afraid you were going to die.
01:16:56There's so many things I haven't had a chance to tell you.
01:16:58I'm sorry you were so worried.
01:17:04That's okay.
01:17:06How are you now, Rex?
01:17:08Are you strong enough to listen to the things I need to tell you?
01:17:11Sure, honey.
01:17:21I know you still love me.
01:17:27Maisie told me.
01:17:31She did.
01:17:32As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife.
01:17:44I am going to go out and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find.
01:17:48And together, we are going to eviscerate you.
01:17:52I am going to take away your money, your family, and your dignity.
01:17:58Do you hear me?
01:18:00Bree.
01:18:01And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me.
01:18:07Because I want what's about to happen to you.
01:18:12To hurt as much as is humanly possible.
01:18:20I'm so glad you didn't die before I got a chance to tell you that.
01:18:31Trust is a fragile thing.
01:18:49Bye, guys.
01:18:49Bye, mom.
01:18:51Bye, mom.
01:18:51Bye, mom.
01:18:51Bye, mom.
01:18:52Bye, mom.
01:18:58But once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover.
01:19:07Of course the truth is, we never know who we can trust.
01:19:17Those we're closest to can betray us.
01:19:20And total strangers can come to our rescue.
01:19:31In the end, most people decide to trust only themselves.
01:19:37It really is the simplest way to keep from getting burned.