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  • 6/24/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02I am just trying to move on with my life.
00:05Are you having an affair with my husband?
00:07Suspicion ended in tragedy.
00:08I'm here to see Rex Vandekamp. Apparently he had a heart attack.
00:11Trust
00:12It kills me that I'm putting you through this.
00:13Was put on trial.
00:14Bring me the passport and Mr. Solis can visit his mother.
00:17An ex-husband
00:18You walked out on your family!
00:19Was replaced
00:20She is out there throwing herself with Mike Delfino.
00:24And everyone
00:25Wow, your own personal nanny?
00:27Smell you!
00:27And was getting in over their heads.
00:35Edie Britt could never understand why she didn't have any female friends.
00:41Of course, she always tried to tell people she didn't need any.
00:45But the truth was, it bothered Edie that other women didn't seem to like her.
00:52Even after moving to Wisteria Lane.
00:54There are breakables in there.
00:55Edie couldn't understand why her neighbors kept their distance.
01:03And then she met Martha Huber.
01:07Within five minutes, Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing.
01:10In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her.
01:16She made fun of everything from Edie's makeup to her taste in men.
01:22Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive, and downright mean.
01:28But Edie didn't care.
01:30Because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had.
01:36But now Martha Huber was missing.
01:38She had vanished without a trace.
01:40And Edie was not embarrassed to admit she needed her back.
01:44Edie?
01:45Yes?
01:46I'm Felicia Tillman.
01:48Martha's sister.
01:49Really?
01:50What's wrong?
01:51Oh, nothing's wrong.
01:52It's just that Martha always said how alike you two were.
01:54I just don't see the family resemblance.
01:56It's there.
01:57It just takes a while to become a parent.
01:59Do you have the key to our house?
02:01I do.
02:02After the police kicked the door and they put on this temporary lock.
02:05Oh, and by the way, the neighbors are coming over at noon.
02:07We're going to organize and hand out flyers.
02:09The key?
02:10Oh, right.
02:11You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be.
02:14I'm not worried, Edie.
02:15Martha and I have a very intense bondage.
02:17I'm not worried, Edie.
02:18Martha and I have a very intense bondage.
02:20I'm not worried, Edie.
02:21I'm not worried.
02:22I'm not worried, Edie.
02:23Martha and I have a very intense bondage.
02:25I'm not worried, Edie.
02:27Martha and I have a very intense bondage.
02:28We were connected at the most primal level.
02:31And a few days ago, I felt this sensation in my soul.
02:35That's when it first told me that something had happened to my sister.
02:38And then when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled,
02:41well, that's when I knew she was dead.
02:44Oh, honey, no.
02:45You mustn't think like that.
02:46Martha's only missing.
02:48No, Edie.
02:50She's dead.
02:51But she's my sister.
02:53And I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
02:57Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one's missing.
03:02Loved one?
03:04Oh.
03:05Edie, let me be clear about this.
03:08I hated Martha.
03:10She was a wretched pig of a woman.
03:13And the day she died, this world became a better place.
03:16It was in that moment that Edie finally saw the family resemblance.
03:21Well, it was just my mother.
03:22Well, I couldn't get her and I saw her again.
03:23Well, it was a lie.
03:24But it was fine.
03:25All right, look.
03:26You are anything else.
03:27You are nothing.
03:28Annary redefining the family.
03:29I didn't even explain her, yet.
03:30I think you're a man.
03:31I'm not gonna be careful about this.
03:32I'm not going to be careful about it.
03:34And I went to her.
03:36I didn't speak to her.
03:37I meant to go.
03:38So it's a nice body.
03:39So, you know, this is my body.
03:40Mrs. Hoover was missing.
04:06The words echoed down Wisteria Lane until every last resident was aware of her disappearance.
04:13By noon, dozens of neighbors had gathered.
04:16Some came to volunteer.
04:18Some came in sympathy.
04:20And some came to learn exactly what the police knew and what they didn't.
04:26So I'll need you to pass out flyers.
04:29Put them in the mall, the park, anywhere you think Mrs. Hoover might have been seen.
04:33We need to jump on this.
04:34Time is of the essence.
04:36Edie, would you like to say something?
04:39On behalf of Martha and her sister Felicia, I'd like to thank you all for coming here today.
04:47You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger.
04:52And I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said.
04:55I lay awake at night thinking about it.
04:57I don't know how she did it, but Edie managed to make this all about her.
05:08She's a talented girl, our Edie.
05:10Has anybody talked to Bree?
05:11How's Rex doing?
05:12She's bringing him home from the hospital today.
05:14Boy, I don't know how he had a heart attack.
05:15He was so young.
05:17Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Hoover's sister?
05:19I know.
05:19The way she was talking about Mrs. Hoover, it was like she was already dead.
05:23I don't think she's...
05:24Oh, no, I'm sure she's fine.
05:25We're talking about Mrs. Hoover.
05:27She's like a roach.
05:28I just wanted you to know that everyone in Mysterio Lane is praying for your sister's safe return.
05:33Oh, I seriously doubt that.
05:43What do you mean you're not taking care of him?
05:46Dad's being released today.
05:47He's got to have a place to recuperate.
05:48Well, then he can go to a motel because he's not allowed back in my house.
05:52I thought you two were getting along.
05:53What happened?
05:55That's...
05:56between your father and me.
05:57You're so selfish.
05:59No, I'm so looking forward to the day that I get to put you in a nursing home.
06:01I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andrew, but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young.
06:06Yeah, well, we're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky.
06:08Andrew.
06:09You want to see how long I can hold a grudge?
06:11Go ahead and abandon my father, because I promise you you'll be sorry.
06:13You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what you...
06:15Knew what?
06:17Oh, come on, tell me, because I'd love to know what my father did that was so awful.
06:22Fine.
06:23I will see him through this, but after that, your father can rot in hell for all I care.
06:27We're not like other families, are we?
06:34No.
06:35We're not.
06:38Gabrielle, it's not my fault that your bank accounts are frozen.
06:40I'm not saying it's your fault.
06:41I'm just saying fix it.
06:42Well, I wish I could, but the folks at the Justice Department aren't very sympathetic.
06:46I'm running out of money.
06:47In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed.
06:49Why don't you hog some of your jewelry?
06:51There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of you suckling.
06:55Don't you have a toilet to scrub?
06:58God, I'm just so angry with Carlos.
07:00What was he thinking?
07:01Exporting goods made from slave labor.
07:04Why couldn't he have embezzled like other white-collar criminals?
07:06All the Justice Department wants is to make sure that Carlos doesn't skip the country.
07:09Now, if he's released on bail, I can argue that he needs money to live on,
07:13and they'll probably unfreeze one of the smaller accounts.
07:15But they won't release him on bail until they get the passport.
07:18Exactly.
07:19You haven't found that yet, have you?
07:21Gabrielle wanted her old lifestyle back, no question.
07:26But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more.
07:32I'm still searching.
07:34Well, in that case, you might want to think about looking for a job.
07:41So, I had a really good time.
07:42Yeah, I did.
07:43Yeah.
07:45Oh.
07:47Gotcha.
07:48Hey, is this a bad time?
07:51For you? Of course it is.
07:52It's cute.
07:53Tax stuff. I need your signature.
07:55We've been divorced over a year.
07:562003.
07:58Well, please, just come on in.
08:01Um, Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex, Carl Meyer.
08:04Oh, hey, Mike Delfino.
08:06Right.
08:07The plumber.
08:07Yeah, I don't have the right washer for this faucet, so I'm just going to go across the street and get it.
08:17So, he seems okay?
08:18Yeah, he is.
08:21So, what do you want me to sign?
08:22Oh, I see.
08:25By the way, Julie told me about her birthday plans.
08:27Yeah, we're going to a restaurant downtown.
08:30That guy who plays piano and an open mic.
08:32Julie got a bunch of her girlfriends together, and so we're just going to make a night.
08:35Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice.
08:37Here we go.
08:38Alrighty.
08:39Give my best to Brandy.
08:41Actually, um, we're not together anymore.
08:44You're not?
08:45What happened?
08:46I caught her in bed with another guy.
08:50Go ahead, do your happy dance. You deserve it.
08:52No, no, really. I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I am.
08:55Uh, it's just really all right for me right now.
09:05Thanks.
09:13Um, try ripping up old photos. It helps.
09:20We'll have fun this weekend. Let me know how the party goes.
09:23Carl, do you want to join us?
09:33Susan.
09:36You're the best.
09:38Oh, well, I'm the best, aren't I?
09:42You know, if we're going to buy a water heater, we should talk about it.
09:51We could go to the mall tomorrow. They're having a sale.
09:53Can we talk about this tomorrow?
09:55Oh, I'm just trying to plan my day.
09:57Please, honey, I'm so tired.
10:01Okay.
10:01Hi.
10:12Hon?
10:13Hmm?
10:13Did you set up the coffee maker?
10:15Oh, no.
10:17You know what? I'll do it in the morning. I promise I'll get up early and do it.
10:21Tom.
10:21Hmm.
10:23Tom.
10:25Come on.
10:25Thanks.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Clare?
11:00I'm sorry, I didn't know you were up.
11:10Yeah, I thought you were sleeping.
11:13I was just going upstairs.
11:15Do you want me to make the coffee?
11:17Yeah, that would be great.
11:20I'm just going to go back up to my room.
11:25Okay.
11:26Alright.
11:27Goodnight.
11:28Goodnight.
11:29Well, so you know, if we go to the mall, we can go to the shoe store.
11:36You said you wanted new running shoes.
11:40What?
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:44Oh.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:56Oh.
11:57Oh.
11:58Oh.
11:59Oh.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh.
12:02Oh.
12:03Oh.
12:04Oh.
12:05Oh.
12:06Oh.
12:07Oh.
12:08Oh.
12:09Oh.
12:10Oh.
12:11Oh.
12:12Oh.
12:13Oh.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Oh.
12:16Oh.
12:17Why, he didn't tell you?
12:19Well, actually, it's kind of funny.
12:22I was doing some laundry, and I noticed that the robe I was wearing had some baby food on it,
12:27so I threw it in, figuring I could dash upstairs while everyone was asleep.
12:31And then I ran into Tom while I was totally naked.
12:40And so, Claire, when did this incident occur?
12:44I don't know. It was pretty late.
12:47I think he might have come down and made coffee or something.
12:51You don't say.
12:54Wow. Wow. Wow.
12:58Well, this is certainly impressive. I can definitely get you work as a model,
13:01but you do realize it's different from the runway work you did in New York and Milan.
13:05Of course. I made $10,000 a day.
13:08I don't expect to make that here.
13:11That's good, because you won't.
13:12Yeah. So what do you got?
13:14Well, there is something.
13:17They need a model to demonstrate the new Buick La Crosse at the Fairview Mall.
13:22It's just going to be you and the car on a revolving platform.
13:25Three hundred bucks for the day.
13:29Uh, what else do you have?
13:31Sure.
13:32Um, ooh.
13:34Can you swing a sword?
13:36Sci-fi convention needs someone to dress up as a warrior princess.
13:41A warrior princess?
13:41Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model.
13:47Look at this bone structure.
13:49This face is a cash cow.
13:50And if you don't have the vision to take advantage of that, then maybe I'm at the wrong agency.
13:54Hey, look, honey.
13:56I'm the only modeling agent in a hundred-mile radius.
13:58I book women for boat shows and garden tool expos.
14:01If you don't like it, move back to the city.
14:03This, um, Buick thing, does it include lunch?
14:17Just so you know, I really am grateful for everything you're doing for me.
14:21Oh, I don't need your gratitude.
14:23You're only here because your children are master extortionists.
14:26So you didn't tell them about...
14:28Your adultery?
14:29No, I decided to keep that little gem all to myself.
14:33Listen, I know this is a real imposition.
14:35Yes, it is.
14:36The doctor said you could be here for weeks.
14:38Would it make you feel any better if I told you I'm sorry for what I did?
14:42Yes, it would.
14:43If I still felt anything for you.
14:45But as it stands, the place you used to occupy in my heart is very much empty now.
14:51You must still feel something for me.
14:54And why do you think that?
14:55Oh, come on, Brie.
14:56Look at this.
14:57You're using the good china, freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden.
15:01This tray was prepared with loving care.
15:04Do me a favor, Rex.
15:06Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.
15:22Hold on a second.
15:27Okay, now I'm good.
15:30What?
15:31You're just...
15:32God, I love you.
15:35Oh.
15:38Well, that's great.
15:41Wait, look, that just kind of popped out.
15:43No, no, it's fine.
15:44It just kind of caught me off guard.
15:45I mean, I want to say it back.
15:48Yeah, but you're not ready.
15:49It's okay.
15:50You're not mad, are you?
15:51No, God.
15:52We haven't even been dating that long.
15:53And you've got other issues.
15:54I get it.
15:55Good.
15:56Mm-hmm.
15:58Issues?
15:59What kind of issues do you think I have?
16:00You know, I retract my earlier statement.
16:02I no longer love you.
16:03In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy.
16:05No, no, no, no.
16:06You obviously think you have some insight into my soul, so please, go ahead, dazzle me.
16:11Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable.
16:14Big insight.
16:15The postman knows that.
16:15And there's a chance you might still have feelings for your ex.
16:19What?
16:21I loathe Carl.
16:23And the postman will back me up on that, too.
16:25I'm sure part of you does hate him, but, you know, maybe part of you still hung up on him.
16:29Where are you getting this?
16:30Well, he broke up with the woman he left you for, and what was the first thing you did?
16:34You hugged him, and invited him to a party.
16:38Okay.
16:40The analysis part of this evening is now over.
16:44Hey, you asked.
16:46Well, you know what?
16:48You're going to come to Julie's party tomorrow night, and you're going to see Carl and I together,
16:51and you're going to understand once and for all that I have no feelings for him whatsoever.
16:55No, actually, I have tickets to a basketball game.
16:56Well, actually, you're coming to the party tomorrow, and that's the end of it.
16:59This is what I get for saying I love you.
17:01What?
17:01Oh.
17:04Thanks.
17:06Hello, George.
17:08Stand to camp.
17:08You're looking lovely today.
17:10You always say the nicest things.
17:12Well, it's, uh, it's true.
17:15Listen, I have a prescription here for Rex.
17:17I don't know if you heard, but he had a heart attack.
17:19I had no idea.
17:20Is he okay?
17:20Oh, yes.
17:21He'll live, but the doctor says he's at risk for something called pericarditis.
17:26Do you know anything about that?
17:27It's an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart.
17:29It'll take a few months to make sure it doesn't develop, but you'll need constant care.
17:33So I hear.
17:35As the words constant care echoed in her head, Brie caught a sickening glimpse into her future.
17:42Okay, here we go.
17:44George, would you go out to dinner with me?
17:51Um, you mean like a date?
17:54Yes.
17:55I think it would be fun.
17:56What about your husband?
17:58Oh, him.
18:00Well, we're separated.
18:02In spite of Mrs. Hooper's disappearance, life on Wisteria Lane started to return to normal.
18:14Until an intriguing discovery was made on a dirt road next to the interstate.
18:20This is Officer Burton.
18:22I have an abandoned vehicle registered to a missing person.
18:24One Martha Hooper, please advise.
18:26As news spread of this mysterious development, everyone in the neighborhood decided to band
18:34together to show their support and to look for clues.
18:39Or worse.
18:40I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon.
18:42Please tell me if I am about to step on a body part.
18:45It's a search and rescue, not recovery.
18:46We don't know if she's dead.
18:48Yeah, people fake their own abductions all the time.
18:50Can we talk about something else?
18:51Something less depressing?
18:53Well, here's something.
18:54Mike told me he loved me.
18:55Oh, my God!
18:57Over here.
18:57They found the body.
18:58No, no, I'm sorry.
18:59False alarm.
19:00We didn't find a body.
19:01Uh, Susan just had some really good news.
19:04Sorry.
19:05No, it's not good.
19:06It's also hard.
19:07Well, it doesn't have to be here.
19:09Susan always finds a way to make it about her.
19:13Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fabulous view of lacrosse.
19:18It has excellently crafted interior, peaceful, quiet tuning, and ultrasonic rear parking assist.
19:32Observe the remote activation feature.
19:34Uh, and it also has a lot of other exciting, good, cool car things.
19:43Tom, Lynette!
20:02What are you doing here?
20:04We're buying a new water heater.
20:05Um, how about you?
20:06Just doing a little shopping, trying to get my mind off things.
20:08Hey, Gabby, you need help.
20:09It looks like you're stuck here.
20:10Oh, I guess I am.
20:12No worries, I got it.
20:13I guess I got too close to the turntable.
20:15I'm a sucker for these Buicks.
20:16Come on, you bastard.
20:18You know, with their, uh, perfectly crafted interior and peaceful, quiet tuning.
20:24Uh-huh.
20:25A little formal for the mall.
20:27Oh, uh, you know, I wanted to match the shoes to the dress.
20:33This is, uh, Sarah, my shopping buddy.
20:37We like to hit the boutiques together.
20:39Okay, well, you gals, um, shop your little hearts out.
20:44See you later.
20:45Bye.
20:55Wow.
20:57Look at you.
20:58You going out?
20:59Not that it's any of your business, but, um, I have a date.
21:02A date?
21:03What kind of date?
21:04Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you.
21:06The doctor says any undue stress could cause another heart attack.
21:14It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man, and I intend to French the hell out of him.
21:20Oh, right on time.
21:25Hi.
21:25Hi.
21:26In my spare time, my garden, I thought you might like these.
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30They're exquisite.
21:32Compost and eggshells?
21:33Yes.
21:34Oh, come on in.
21:35Thanks.
21:39George, you remember Rex?
21:43I thought you said you were separated.
21:45Oh, we are, emotionally.
21:46Physically, he just lives here because his mistress refuses to care for him.
21:50Would you like a drink?
21:51Uh, no, I'm fine.
21:52Thanks.
21:54Rex, say hello to George.
21:56Hello, George.
21:57Hello, Dr. Vandekamp.
21:58I'm going to go put these in water.
22:00George, why don't you have a seat?
22:02And I'll be right back.
22:12So, uh, how's your heart, Dr. Vandekamp?
22:14Better.
22:15How's the pharmacy?
22:16Busy.
22:17It's busy.
22:17It's busy.
22:17It's busy.
22:20Something funny?
22:25It's nothing.
22:28Gee, I, uh, I recently engaged in some extracurricular activity and now Bree's doing anything she can
22:35to make me suffer.
22:36All you can do is laugh.
22:38Yeah, I guess.
22:41Oh, these flowers are stunning.
22:43They're the best ones I've ever gotten.
22:45Shall we?
22:51It was nice talking to you, Dr. Vandekamp.
22:53Please, you're dating my wife.
22:54Call me, Rex.
23:00That sales girl that sold us the water heater?
23:02She had a cute figure.
23:03Yeah, I guess.
23:04I didn't know this.
23:05Oh, how can you say?
23:05She was so you're tight, big breasts.
23:07Really curvy.
23:09What are you doing?
23:10Nothing.
23:10I'm just saying you prefer women who are really curvy.
23:12Women like that sales girl, or Claire.
23:15There's only one type that I prefer.
23:18You.
23:19Aw, you kissed me as though that would end this conversation, and it so won't.
23:23Why am I in trouble?
23:24I haven't done anything wrong.
23:25The only reason you made love to me the other night was because you had just seen Claire naked.
23:29What?
23:31Aw, crap.
23:33Claire is a great nanny.
23:35It would be stupid to lose her over something like this.
23:37You and I have had crushes before.
23:39We always tell each other.
23:40We laugh about it.
23:41It's no big deal.
23:41What worries me about this is you're denying you're obviously attractive.
23:44Why?
23:44I'm not denying anything.
23:46Oh, so you are attracted to her.
23:47I didn't say that.
23:50What are you doing?
23:51We are not going anywhere until you confess.
23:53You have the hots for our nanny.
23:55Tom, it's okay.
23:56She's attractive.
23:58Men by nature are drawn to fertile young women with whom they can plant their seed.
24:02It's the basic flaw of your gender.
24:04I get it.
24:04Just do me the honor of...
24:07Uh, we'd all like to get out of here.
24:11Is there a problem?
24:12My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart.
24:15Can you give us a minute?
24:19Lynette, Claire is attractive.
24:22Yes.
24:24But I am not attracted to her.
24:26Look, if I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having Claire around,
24:30I'd be the first to get rid of her.
24:32It's you.
24:33You're the one.
24:34You always have been, and you always will be.
24:41All right.
24:42Hold your water.
24:46Dime.
24:46Then as a coda, we drink ice cream soda here down at Leo Five and Dime.
24:51Yeah.
24:51Oh, you guys, you're fantastic.
24:58They've got a dance floor upstairs, and we're going to go check it out.
25:01Okay?
25:01Have fun.
25:06Edie, over here.
25:07What the hell is she doing here?
25:09Well, I don't get to bring a date.
25:11I heard you were bringing him.
25:12Of all people, you pick that tired piece of Edie.
25:15Hi, Susan.
25:16Oh, thank you so much for the invite.
25:18God knows I needed something to get my mind off poor Martha.
25:21A kiss for the birthday boy.
25:30Edie, it's not his birthday.
25:32Edie, it's not his birthday.
25:35Oh.
25:37Oh.
25:40Thank you, George.
25:41That was a lovely evening.
25:43The pleasure was mine.
25:44And there's nothing better than a great conversation with a beautiful woman over a delicious meal.
25:52Well, I guess I should go inside.
25:54I'm glad we did this.
25:56Me too.
26:02Andrew, where did you come from?
26:05I was just on my way back from Brian's house.
26:07What's going on here?
26:08Oh, you remember Mr. Williams, our pharmacist?
26:11Hey there.
26:12How's it going?
26:13What are you doing in his car?
26:15We're just, um, talking.
26:18Mr. Williams took me out to dinner.
26:21You mean, like on a date?
26:21Well, um.
26:28Yes.
26:29You are aware that she's married, right?
26:32Andrew, your father and I are separated and you know it.
26:35I don't care.
26:36Couldn't you at least wait until he was out of the house?
26:37The only reason he's still in the house is because you insisted I care for him.
26:40So, so what?
26:41What are you guys going to do now?
26:43Are, are, are you two going to have sex?
26:44No, we are not going to have sex.
26:46Why not?
26:46Because I don't commit adultery like your father.
26:48Oh.
26:51That's right.
26:55Your father had an affair.
26:56I found out about it and I'm just trying to move on with my life.
27:02You should watch out for her.
27:04She's a liar.
27:05Andrew.
27:06In spite of her mounting debt, Gabrielle was determined to prove she could get along just fine without Carlos' money.
27:24It wasn't until the electricity went out that she finally began to see the light.
27:43Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis.
27:46Need to start working on releasing Carlos on bail.
27:49Well, I just remembered where I put his passport.
27:53I took the sweet life.
27:57Never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet.
28:02I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free.
28:10Hey, lady.
28:12I've been to paradise.
28:15But I've never been to me.
28:29Oh, thank you.
28:37Damn.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Good.
28:39Woo.
28:40Woo.
28:41Yes.
28:42All right.
28:42You're next, Susie Q.
28:44What are you going to sing?
28:45Yes.
28:46You sing?
28:47Only when I'm alone.
28:48Come on.
28:48We're among friends.
28:49I don't think so.
28:50Well, I, for one, would love to hear your voice.
28:53Give it up, plumber.
28:54She's not budging.
28:56You want to hear me sing?
28:57Yeah.
28:58Okay.
29:03What's it going to be?
29:04I'll tell the piano player.
29:06New York, New York.
29:07Oh, I am so excited to hear you.
29:10Oh, but doesn't it just figure?
29:12What do you mean?
29:13You have to get up in front of a room full of people dressed like that.
29:18I hope they don't turn on you.
29:19Well, I think I'll take my chances, sort of like you did on those high notes.
29:25I'm going to get this up tomorrow.
29:27That's a great idea.
29:28So, that Mike, he seems pretty even-keeled.
29:31Yeah.
29:32He's a great guy.
29:33But you know, I mean, he's a little Buster Brown.
29:37Don't you ever worry you're going to get bored?
29:39Thanks for your concern, Carl.
29:40I'm fine.
29:41Go figure.
29:41Even though our marriage was crazy at times, it never got dull.
29:46Yeah, that part when you slept with your secretary was really exciting.
29:49I know how many times do I have to hear it.
29:52It was a mistake.
29:53But don't I ever get credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand?
29:57You must not be counting the Henderson's Christmas party.
30:01Edie, not now.
30:02Oh, what's the big deal, Carl?
30:03Your marriage is history anyway.
30:05Edie.
30:06It was nothing, really.
30:07And basically, we both got plastered on eggnog.
30:10And we found ourselves standing under the mistletoe.
30:13And we were like, okay, so what do we do now?
30:16So I smiled.
30:18And he smiled.
30:20And then Carl reached over and started feeling me up.
30:24Susie, that's not how it happened.
30:25Come on, you're up.
30:25It's so silly.
30:28Susie, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Susan Meyer.
30:42Start spreading the news.
30:46I'm leaving today.
30:49I want to be a part of it.
30:53New York, New York, these vagabond shoes, you're an ass, you know that?
31:01No, keep playing.
31:02Are longing to stray.
31:04There's word you know, right?
31:05And get around the heart of it.
31:09New York, New York, I want to just tell you that the affair was one thing.
31:16I mean, I forgave you because on some small level, I thought that you were in love with her.
31:20And now I find out that you were just groping people at parties.
31:24Top of the key.
31:27Carl, don't you turn away from me.
31:29Look at me.
31:32You know, what else were you doing during our marriage?
31:33How many other women were you sticking it to?
31:35As God is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell before I ever feel sorry for you again.
31:41New York!
31:53As the police interviewed the residents of Wisteria Lane about the mysterious disappearance of Martha Huber,
32:00my husband Paul reasoned it would only be a matter of time before their digging would begin to yield answers.
32:11Since he knew the police had no suspects,
32:32he decided to point them towards the most logical candidate.
32:36You see, if there's one thing Paul understood about the suburbs, it was this.
32:47No one's ever more suspicious than a new neighbor who's just moved in.
32:58Parker's getting sniffly.
33:00Yeah, I noticed that too.
33:02He's not coming down with a cold.
33:03He doesn't have a cough yet, but he sort of has this close nasal drip thing happening.
33:09I'll make an appointment for him.
33:11I always say it is better to be safe than sorry.
33:15Little kids get sick and it's, sorry, out of control.
33:21Man, kids with these colds, I'm just vicious.
33:25I'm clear.
33:37We have to make some changes.
33:39What are you doing?
33:52I'm packing up your father's things for when he eventually moves out.
33:56Here, let me help you.
33:57Look, I talked to Dad and it turned out you were telling the truth.
34:08Andrew, I'm so sorry that I said anything.
34:12I mean, I'm glad you did.
34:14Now I know.
34:15There comes this point in every boy's life.
34:18What?
34:19Find out his dad's screwing around?
34:20No, that his father's only human.
34:26Son, why are you taking care of him?
34:29Is it because of what Danielle and I said?
34:31Because you can forget that.
34:32I'll help you take his stuff out on the street if you want.
34:34That's sweet, but I'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do.
34:38Why are you being such a pushover?
34:41I mean, he cheated on you.
34:43He's a jerk.
34:44Andrew, you will not speak that way about your father in front of me.
34:49Why the hell not?
34:50I mean, for once, I'm actually on your side.
34:53Yes, I'm angry with him.
34:54I am going to divorce him.
34:56I may even marry somebody else, but make no mistake about it,
34:58your father is and always will be the love of my life.
35:02He gave me the best 18-year marriage that I could have ever hoped for.
35:13And for that, you will respect him.
35:16Okay.
35:19What is it I'm really, really busy?
35:37I came by to apologize.
35:40Oh, well, in that case, come on in.
35:42I'm not doing anything.
35:43I can't believe Edie brought the whole thing up.
35:51Susan, I am so sorry.
35:53I thought I was done hurting you.
35:56Yeah, me too.
35:59And just so you know, I'm sorry for flipping out.
36:03I shouldn't let you get to me like that.
36:05I do still get to you, don't I?
36:11That's the difference between the plumber and me.
36:14Now, don't get me wrong.
36:15He's a good guy.
36:16I mean, I like him.
36:17But I'm betting that you two don't have what we had together.
36:20There was always a spark between us.
36:23A spark?
36:25Look, what I'm trying to say is he must seem really safe after me.
36:29A moray eel would seem safe after you.
36:33That's what I'm talking about.
36:35That great back and forth, joking around.
36:38We used to argue and push each other's buttons.
36:42Newsflash, I hated all of that.
36:44Come on.
36:45You have to admit, when it was good, it was the best.
36:48What are you saying?
36:49Let's give this another shot.
36:54You want me back?
36:56Yeah.
36:57Yeah.
36:58I realize now that you, with a woman, was meant for me.
37:07Wow.
37:10Just so we're clear, so you want to move back in here and be faithful to me and love me with
37:16all your heart and soul?
37:18Absolutely.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:21This is so wonderful.
37:22Yeah.
37:22I know.
37:23I know.
37:25I want to kiss you.
37:26Oh, God.
37:27No, Carl.
37:29Um, no.
37:30What I meant by wonderful is that I wondered inside if I still had feelings for you, if deep
37:35down I still loved you.
37:36And?
37:37And there's nothing there.
37:41Come on.
37:41You've got to feel something.
37:43Well, actually, I do.
37:44Yeah.
37:45Excuse me.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:48Susan.
37:49Susan.
38:04Mike, guess what?
38:05I love you.
38:07Are you sure?
38:08Yes.
38:14Hey.
38:15Did I come at a bad time?
38:17They're just asking me some questions about this humor.
38:19Oh, I love you.
38:21You can write that in your little book.
38:26We are all searching for someone.
38:30That special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives.
38:35Someone who can offer companionship.
38:38George?
38:39Hi, it's me, Bree.
38:41I was wondering, are you free next Saturday?
38:45You are?
38:46Oh, that's wonderful.
38:47Or assistance.
38:49Hi, I understand your agency handles nannies.
38:53I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive.
38:58Or security.
39:00Hi, honey.
39:01Did the lawyer tell you the good news?
39:03You're going to make bail.
39:04I found your passport.
39:07And sometimes, if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us.
39:12I just call to say hi.
39:13And I love you.
39:14With all three.
39:16All right, all right.
39:18Enough already.
39:19Yes, we're all searching for someone.
39:25And if we can't find them, we can only pray they find us.
39:32Just go away.
39:41Yeah.
39:41He's got wet.
39:42It's going away.
39:43We're looking.
39:44You're looking.
39:45We're looking.
39:45You're looking.
39:46Those six.
39:46We're looking.
39:46You're looking.
39:47I'm looking.