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00:00:00You can stay as long as you want.
00:00:07Mike went to rehab.
00:00:08I'll fix this.
00:00:10Carlos faced a permanent illness.
00:00:12She's not gonna leave you because you lost your sight.
00:00:14You don't know, Gabby.
00:00:15Dylan had questions about her father.
00:00:17The thing you need to know about that man is he was a monster.
00:00:20Why would you not tell me that?
00:00:22And Adam uncovered a secret.
00:00:24You told me it was all his fault.
00:00:26Now I find out it was yours.
00:00:28That one person wished he hadn't.
00:00:37Catherine Mayfair was not the kind of woman who liked to relive the past.
00:00:42But when her husband Adam left her, Catherine's life began to unravel.
00:00:47And the mistakes of her youth started to flash through her mind.
00:00:52She thought of Wayne Davis, the first man she married.
00:00:56And the first time he had hit her.
00:00:59She thought of how sincerely he apologized.
00:01:02And how meaningless his apologies were.
00:01:05And how she finally decided to hit the back.
00:01:09These were the thoughts going through Catherine's mind.
00:01:13When her friends and neighbors arrived.
00:01:15Bearing gifts.
00:01:17Well, hello there.
00:01:18What's all this?
00:01:19We brought you muffins.
00:01:20And jam.
00:01:21Okay, what's the occasion?
00:01:22Well, I heard you were having a rough time.
00:01:23So we just wanted you to know that we're here for you.
00:01:24Ah, so word is out that Adam's left me.
00:01:25And you thought that muffins and jam would help me pick up the pieces.
00:01:30The jam was Bree's idea.
00:01:31Susan!
00:01:32I wanted to bring flowers and I was shot down.
00:01:33That's all I'm saying.
00:01:34Catherine, we didn't come here to upset you.
00:01:35No, we thought that you just might need someone to talk to.
00:01:37No, you just thought you'd get the juicy details.
00:01:39No, we came here.
00:01:40We wanted to help you to fix you lunch or clean your house.
00:01:43Or offer up our own houses for you to clean, if that's your thing.
00:02:00I'm fine.
00:02:01Surely.
00:02:02And I do appreciate your concern, but, you know.
00:02:06I told them you weren't into jam.
00:02:07Susan!
00:02:08Look, I don't mean to pry, but given what I know about you and Adam, I'm surprised he
00:02:23was the one to do the leaving.
00:02:25Well, Bree, the truth is, I really don't want to talk about it.
00:02:31I understand.
00:02:34But whatever you do, don't keep your feelings bottled up.
00:02:37You've got to let them out.
00:02:39I'll do that.
00:02:42Yes, Catherine Mayfair was not a woman who liked to relive the past.
00:02:49But lately, her life had begun to unravel.
00:02:50And she couldn't help thinking of all the mistakes she had made.
00:02:56And especially the ones she had buried.
00:03:03The one she had buried.
00:03:04The one she had buried.
00:03:09Lately, her life had begun to unravel, and she couldn't help thinking of all the mistakes
00:03:15she had made, and especially the ones she had buried.
00:03:32It happened once a week on Wisteria Lane, like clockwork.
00:03:36The faithful would emerge from their homes in their Sunday best, with their family Bibles,
00:03:45and their rosary beads, and they would head off to their various houses of worship, passing
00:03:52by a certain non-believer who had never taken an interest in their ritual.
00:03:59But on this day, Lynette Scavo, for the first time in her life, was struck by something.
00:04:09Something she would later think of as divine inspiration.
00:04:14We should go to church.
00:04:17What?
00:04:18Why?
00:04:19What did we do?
00:04:20It's just...
00:04:23We've been through a lot lately, and we have a lot to be thankful for.
00:04:27Don't you think we owe the big guy a little face time?
00:04:31Fine, fine.
00:04:32Fine.
00:04:33We'll go to church next week.
00:04:38I'm serious.
00:04:39What's the rush?
00:04:40God will still be there next Sunday.
00:04:41The Pistons, on the other hand, they lose today.
00:04:43They're gone for good.
00:04:45So I'm clear.
00:04:46You can't be bothered with saving your eternal soul because the Pistons have no defense?
00:04:51Okay, look.
00:04:53You didn't grow up going to church.
00:04:55I did.
00:04:55My parents dragged me to St. Anthony's every Sunday.
00:04:58I've done my time.
00:05:00Well, I haven't.
00:05:01I have some questions I would like answered.
00:05:04And I don't know anything about God or Jesus.
00:05:06And our kids don't either.
00:05:08Well, you don't have to go to church to learn that stuff.
00:05:10Yeah, I know about Jesus.
00:05:12See?
00:05:15He's a guy who helps out Santa Claus.
00:05:21Get dressed, kids.
00:05:22We're going to church.
00:05:25Orson, I don't want to be late.
00:05:34Services don't start until 10.30.
00:05:36Yes, but I'm sure Edna Fletcher has been there since 9, kissing him for Reverend Sykes.
00:05:39Is this about the ladies' auxiliary again?
00:05:41Damn right.
00:05:42Free, plea, such language on a Sunday?
00:05:43I'm sorry, but I have to make sure that he doesn't let her chair that committee.
00:05:46Well, how could he?
00:05:47You plan every pancake breakfast, you organize every bake sale,
00:05:50you'd be a saint if our church believed in that sort of hogwash.
00:05:52Exactly, and all the while, where was Edna?
00:05:53Lounging around in Zimbabwe in the Peace Corch won't let any of us forget it.
00:05:57Well, I wouldn't worry.
00:05:59Edna's curing the village of dysentery story has long since lost his novelty.
00:06:05Oh, Lynette, hi.
00:06:05You look pretty.
00:06:06What are you all dressed up for?
00:06:07Well, I decided I should go to church today.
00:06:11Yeah, Tom said the same thing.
00:06:13Anyway, since you're the most religious person I know, I was wondering if you would take us to your church.
00:06:17I would love that. We're leaving right now. You can follow us.
00:06:20Great. Just give me a second to sell Tom on the idea.
00:06:23You know, he was raised Catholic.
00:06:25Oh, don't go Catholic. All that standing and kneeling and genuflecting.
00:06:29I go for worship, not a workout.
00:06:31Not to mention the incense, which smells good at first, until you feel your breakfast coming back up.
00:06:37Okay. Well, I'll be right back.
00:06:40Oh, this is so exciting. I'm going to church.
00:06:42By the way, what am I now? Presbyterian.
00:06:50Right.
00:06:54Thank you. Thank you for coming.
00:07:01Oh, shoot. Did I miss mass? Was it at nine?
00:07:04Yes, Gabrielle. Nine o'clock mass is still at nine o'clock.
00:07:08Oh, that's good to know. Uh, Father, can I talk to you?
00:07:11Of course. I've actually been expecting you to come by.
00:07:16Why?
00:07:17Well, I thought you might need some comforting after your husband's death.
00:07:21Oh, that. Yeah, I was a little blue. But the good news is I bounced back.
00:07:26Really?
00:07:27Okay, this may come as a little shock to you, but guess who's getting married again?
00:07:32And I was thinking maybe you could perform the ceremony.
00:07:41Is Tuesday good for you?
00:07:44Victor's only been dead two weeks.
00:07:47Yeah, I know. But I'm no good single. Honestly, I don't know how you do it.
00:07:51Well, who is this man? Did you just meet him?
00:07:53No, no, no, no, no. It's Carlos.
00:07:55Carlos? I didn't know you two were even speaking.
00:07:58Oh, yeah. We bumped into each other a few months ago, and we just fell in love all over again.
00:08:04A few months ago? But you were married six months ago.
00:08:09Boy, you were just determined to make this awkward, aren't you?
00:08:11Oh, Gabrielle.
00:08:12Okay, look. In the eyes of the church, Carlos and I were never divorced.
00:08:17Technically, the affair was with Victor, and God smoked him. So we're good.
00:08:24All right. Yes, I've been a bad Catholic. Enough with the guilt thing. Are you going to marry us or not?
00:08:30Fine. As long as you promise to stay married to Carlos for the rest of your life.
00:08:35Absolutely.
00:08:36But if I don't, I promise you I will change religions.
00:08:50Sorry.
00:08:51No, this is good. Accountants always appreciate it when people take the time to develop a sophisticated filing system.
00:08:57Are you always this sarcastic with your clients?
00:08:59Nope. Just my favorite cousin.
00:09:01I so appreciate you helping us out. Mike would be doing our taxes, but he's off.
00:09:06Getting better. Mom told me. Besides, I'm happy to have the work.
00:09:11Yeah, I was sorry to hear about your job.
00:09:14You know, ever since NAFTA, corporate outsourcing has been the bane of the American worker.
00:09:21Is that right? I heard somebody say that on NPR, and I just keep repeating it to people.
00:09:25Actually, I wish I could blame losing my job on NAFTA, but it really has more to do with Chloe.
00:09:31My boss's daughter.
00:09:33Oh, Tim.
00:09:33I don't know why he got so mad. I mean, she was 18.
00:09:37Okay, so back to these receipts.
00:09:39What is it about the girl in a cheerleader outfit?
00:09:42Done catching up. All about accounting now.
00:09:45Come on, Susan. You're acting like I'm some sort of creep.
00:09:47No, I know you're not.
00:09:48I mean, 18's legal.
00:09:49I checked with a lawyer before I did anything.
00:09:55These receipts are self-explanatory. I don't even know why I'm here.
00:09:57This is the nourishment each soul requires to go from acorn to oak.
00:10:07And this is what should bring us peace in our hearts.
00:10:09The blessed knowledge that God's love for us is as sure as the sunlight,
00:10:14and that it is always shining. We only need to see it. Amen?
00:10:19Now, if you'll take out your hymnals and turn to page 335.
00:10:23What are you doing? I've got a question about a sermon.
00:10:29What? No, put your hand down.
00:10:32It'll just take a sec.
00:10:33Lynette, please, we don't do that here.
00:10:34Uh, yes. Can I help you?
00:10:37Hi. I'm Lynette Scavo. I'm a friend of Brie Hodge.
00:10:42And your sermon was lovely. Especially the part about the trees.
00:10:47But here's where you lost me. God's love is as sure as the sunlight.
00:10:53Yes, absolutely.
00:10:54There. You have your answer.
00:10:56Now sit.
00:10:57The reason I ask is there are wars all over the world,
00:11:01and it seems like every month some dumbass walks into a school and starts shooting children.
00:11:06So I'm thinking, God's love? I'm not so sure.
00:11:09Did she just say dumbass?
00:11:12Ah, the eternal question. Why do bad things happen to good people?
00:11:18What you have to remember is God gave us free will.
00:11:22Much of the evil in the world is brought on by man himself.
00:11:27Oh, Lord.
00:11:29Yes, Lynette?
00:11:30Okay. I'll give you that one.
00:11:32But what about the tornado that just happened?
00:11:34You can't blame man for that.
00:11:35Get the keys ready. We'll slip out the back.
00:11:38You bring up a big theological issue, one that deserves a lot more time to explore.
00:11:42Why don't you come to our Tuesday night Bible study?
00:11:44We can discuss it then.
00:11:46Well, sure. I'm easy. Thanks.
00:11:58Catherine, Dylan. Hi. What's up?
00:12:00Julie and I have a study date, and my mom wants to apologize for being rude.
00:12:05Again. Is this about the other day?
00:12:08Yes. We were just trying to help, and I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
00:12:13Oh, please. After what you've been through, no one is judging. Come on in.
00:12:18I'll put on some coffee. Oh, um, this is my cousin, Tim. Tim, this is the neighbors.
00:12:24Mrs. Davis?
00:12:25Davis? Nobody's called me that in years. Do we know each other?
00:12:30Oh, of course you do. That's right. This is my cousin, Timmy.
00:12:34He stayed with us that summer that he went to band camp.
00:12:39Oh, yes. I remember. Gosh, you're all grown up. It's nice to see you again.
00:12:45You too. Hold it. Is this little Dylan?
00:12:48Can you believe it?
00:12:50Wow. The last time I saw you, you were pulling a wagon.
00:12:54How old are you now?
00:12:56I turn 18 next week.
00:12:58Really? 18?
00:13:05Julie Dillon's here. Study time.
00:13:09I'm sorry. That was probably a little louder than it needed to be.
00:13:20Edie, is that you?
00:13:22Oh, my God. You knew it was me just from the sound of my footsteps?
00:13:26No, from your perfume. I smelled it the moment you hit the parking lot.
00:13:31Look, there's no reason to be pissy. I'm here to do something nice.
00:13:35Really?
00:13:36I feel bad about the whole losing all of your money thing.
00:13:40Even though we know Tornado clearly not my fault.
00:13:45Anyway, I thought maybe this would help.
00:13:54It's the diamond bracelet you gave me. It must be worth thousands of dollars.
00:13:59Do you think you still have the receipt for it?
00:14:01Uh, I think I threw it out.
00:14:03Oh. Well, you said it was from Cartier, right? I'm sure they have some sort of record.
00:14:11Carlos?
00:14:12Actually, the box was from Cartier. The bracelet's from a swap meet.
00:14:20Oh, but are you saying that those diamonds are cubic zirconius?
00:14:26If we're lucky.
00:14:29You son of a bitch. I gave you my heart, and all you could give me was fake jewelry?
00:14:35Edie, I'm sorry. I never thought you'd find out.
00:14:38I just spat on one of your jello cubes. Happy hunting.
00:14:44Hey, you. Do you know how long it's going to be until Carlos gets his sight back?
00:14:55Because I have a two-word sentence I'd like to say to him,
00:14:57and there's a hand gesture that goes along with it.
00:15:00I don't know. Mr. Solis's condition is very serious.
00:15:04Serious? What's wrong?
00:15:05Well, you know, you should really talk to the doctor about this. I don't even think his girlfriend knows.
00:15:13You mean Gabby?
00:15:16I'm sorry. I said too much already.
00:15:21Oh, please don't tell me that's your lunch.
00:15:24Yeah. I'm sort of on a budget.
00:15:27No, no, no. If you're going to give quality care, you're going to need some quality food.
00:15:31Now, I know of this great little French bistro. It's a perfect place for lunch.
00:15:37And conversation.
00:15:40Your father was murdered. Wow.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46Are you sure your aunt knew what she was writing?
00:15:49She was pretty sick.
00:15:50No. She had it together.
00:15:52Even on that last day.
00:15:54I remember Aunt Lily really wanted to tell me something,
00:15:56and then my mom just came in and stopped her.
00:15:59Does your mom know you found this?
00:16:00No.
00:16:02And I'm not going to tell her either.
00:16:03Why give her another chance to lie to me?
00:16:08That's why I'm going to Adam.
00:16:10I can trust him to tell me the truth.
00:16:13I just don't get it.
00:16:14I mean, why would your mom lie about your dad being murdered?
00:16:18Are you serious?
00:16:20Julie, she's the one who killed him.
00:16:31Hi, babe. I'm about to do something that's going to make you very happy.
00:16:35Great, but close the curtain first.
00:16:37Last time the nurse almost walked in when you were about to.
00:16:39I have a priest with me.
00:16:41A priest?
00:16:43What is it? Some of the doctors aren't telling me?
00:16:45No, no, no. I wanted it to be a surprise, but we're getting married.
00:16:53Father, hit it.
00:16:55Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the presence of...
00:16:58Whoa, whoa. Gabby, what's the rush?
00:17:01I don't know. Just after everything we've been through, there's nothing in our way now.
00:17:06We can finally be together. I really need that.
00:17:12I need a happy ending, Carlos.
00:17:14So what do you say? Will you marry me?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:24Holy matrimony. Bring it on.
00:17:26Gabby, before we get started, there's something that I need to tell you.
00:17:29In private.
00:17:39Okay, he's gone. What's up?
00:17:40Look, I haven't been completely honest with you about the extent of my injury.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:46The doctor says I might not get my sight back.
00:17:52For three months. Four. Tops.
00:17:55I just want to make sure that you can handle that.
00:17:59Wow. That's a really long time.
00:18:07But for better or worse, right?
00:18:10Right.
00:18:14Okay, Padre.
00:18:16We're ready. Let's take it from the top.
00:18:19Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God to join this man
00:18:23and this woman in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
00:18:29You're out of milk. Want me to pick some up?
00:18:32No, that's okay. I can wait.
00:18:34I don't mind. I could use a little air anyway.
00:18:36I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't mind.
00:18:54Tim, where's that milk?
00:18:56Oh, I thought you didn't want any.
00:18:57Oh, I thought you didn't want any.
00:18:58I'm having a baby.
00:19:00I can't give birth with brittle bones.
00:19:02Go!
00:19:05Bye.
00:19:12Hey, church buddy.
00:19:13Look what I got.
00:19:15Wow, you bought a Bible.
00:19:17Yeah, and I'm breaking her in tonight.
00:19:20Nothing like that new Bible smell.
00:19:22Oh, so you're coming to Bible study.
00:19:25Yeah, and I hope the Reverend's ready,
00:19:27because I've got about a zillion questions for him.
00:19:30Lynette, I realize you don't have much experience with churches,
00:19:33so this really isn't your fault.
00:19:35What isn't my fault?
00:19:37Well, last Sunday, when you kept raising your hand,
00:19:41we don't really do that.
00:19:42The church isn't a place for questions.
00:19:44It's a place for answers.
00:19:46Yeah, but how do you get the answers
00:19:49if you don't ask the questions?
00:19:51Well, typically we sit there and let the preacher preach,
00:19:53and eventually our questions are answered,
00:19:55and no one is humiliated.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:58Did I embarrass you on Sunday?
00:20:00Well, it's just that in our church,
00:20:02people don't talk back to the minister.
00:20:05But what if I need to?
00:20:07What if that's the kind of church I'm looking for?
00:20:09Well, then maybe you should explore other options.
00:20:11I mean, if you really enjoy talking back to the pulpit,
00:20:15why don't you try that gospel church by the airport?
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:23Or, uh, the Unitarians.
00:20:24From what I hear, those folks are anything goes.
00:20:26Hey, Adam, it's Dylan.
00:20:41I waited at your hotel all day, but you never came back.
00:20:44You have to call me.
00:20:45I found this note that Aunt Lily wrote.
00:20:47Mom threw it in the fireplace, but I fished it out,
00:20:49and I have to talk to you.
00:20:52Call me on my cell, not at home, because I...
00:20:55She doesn't know anything.
00:20:57I can hear it in her voice.
00:20:59But she's got the note.
00:21:00Maybe a few burnt pieces.
00:21:02Trust me, she's got her questions.
00:21:04Well, I could, um, refuse to see her.
00:21:06Yeah, because that won't arouse her suspicion.
00:21:11No.
00:21:12You are going to ask her to come here,
00:21:15and then you're going to find out exactly what she knows
00:21:17and what she doesn't.
00:21:19After all these years, maybe it would be easier
00:21:21just to finally tell her the truth.
00:21:23And you would just wave goodbye as they cart me off to jail?
00:21:25She wouldn't call the police.
00:21:28Seriously, I think you two have a great relationship.
00:21:32Then you have not been paying attention.
00:21:34Give me a chance to get home, then call her
00:21:37instead of a time for you two to meet.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:42You know,
00:21:44when you called me tonight,
00:21:48I was half hoping you missed me.
00:21:52Really?
00:21:55I miss you.
00:22:00I'm so terribly lonely.
00:22:01You know I don't do well on my own.
00:22:09There any chance we could
00:22:10get past this
00:22:12and you could come back home?
00:22:17I will talk to Dylan.
00:22:19I will provide you
00:22:20one last alibi.
00:22:24After that, I'm done.
00:22:25I'm done.
00:22:25Are you guys out of here?
00:22:42Yes, I'm going to run some errands
00:22:43and Orson's going to take Benjamin to the park.
00:22:45Actually, I thought I might take him to the museum.
00:22:47You know how much Benjamin loves Matisse.
00:22:49Benjamin doesn't love Matisse.
00:22:51He loves purple.
00:22:51Please stop trying to turn her son into an intellectual.
00:22:54Hmm.
00:22:58If you saw how her first two turned out,
00:23:01you'd understand how important it is
00:23:03for me to fight the Vandecamp DNA.
00:23:04Hmm.
00:23:04Hmm.
00:23:09Hmm.
00:23:09Hey, it's Tim.
00:23:22It was great seeing you the other day.
00:23:25Yeah, I can't stop thinking about you either.
00:23:28So listen, um,
00:23:30I've got the whole place to myself.
00:23:32You want to come over?
00:23:36Hey, Gabby.
00:23:36Hey, I heard you and Carlos got married yesterday.
00:23:40I guess this means you win.
00:23:42Oh, Edie.
00:23:43It wasn't a competition.
00:23:45But yeah, I guess I did.
00:23:47Yeah.
00:23:48But I think it's all for the best.
00:23:50I mean, after all,
00:23:50I could have never been the hero
00:23:51that you're about to be.
00:23:54Hero?
00:23:55Why am I a hero?
00:23:56Committing your life to a man who's blind?
00:23:59Oh, my God,
00:24:00you're going to have to do everything for him.
00:24:01Dress him.
00:24:02Shave him.
00:24:02Lead him to the bathroom.
00:24:03Pray that his aim is halfway decent.
00:24:05It's not a big deal.
00:24:06Carlos is going to get his sight back
00:24:07in three months.
00:24:08Four tops.
00:24:09Is that what he told you?
00:24:11You poor gullible fool.
00:24:16What are you talking about?
00:24:17I hate to be the one to tell you this,
00:24:20but I talked to the nurse
00:24:21and she said that his condition is,
00:24:23oh, what's the word?
00:24:24Um, oh, yeah.
00:24:27Permanent.
00:24:28I don't believe you.
00:24:29Call the doctor if you'd like.
00:24:31And apparently he was begging Carlos to tell you.
00:24:33No.
00:24:36No, no, no.
00:24:37This can't be true.
00:24:38Look on the bright side.
00:24:39Women who are married to blind guys
00:24:40don't have to worry about makeup
00:24:42or getting fat.
00:24:45Are you sure you didn't already know about this?
00:24:49Okay, I'm calling Dr. Dunlap.
00:24:51You do that.
00:24:53Oh, and by the way,
00:24:55congrats on your big win.
00:24:56So, how's your occupational therapy going?
00:25:04Do they still have you
00:25:05scrubbing pots in the kitchen?
00:25:07Oh, no.
00:25:07Once they found out I'm a professional plumber,
00:25:09I got promoted to scrubbing toilets.
00:25:11Hmm.
00:25:11Well, maybe you won't mind
00:25:12doing a little scrubbing
00:25:13when you come home next week.
00:25:14Actually, the doctors kind of frown on that.
00:25:15They encourage us
00:25:16to leave that sort of stuff behind.
00:25:18Well, it doesn't have to be toilets.
00:25:19I mean, it could be sinks, bathtubs.
00:25:20You're making me want to use, Susan.
00:25:23This junkie thing's awesome.
00:25:24Oh, I forgot.
00:25:26Tim has some questions about the taxes.
00:25:28Do you mind talking to him?
00:25:29I don't mind.
00:25:30Though I can't believe you'd have any trouble
00:25:32with your cookie tin filing system.
00:25:38Hello?
00:25:40Tim, I've got Mike here.
00:25:41Do you want to talk to him?
00:25:42Can I do that later?
00:25:43I'm sort of taking a nap.
00:25:49What was that?
00:25:50Is someone there?
00:25:51What?
00:25:52No.
00:25:52No, no one's here.
00:25:53Really?
00:25:54Because it sounded like a girl?
00:25:56No.
00:25:56Uh, it was just the TV.
00:25:58I thought you were taking a nap.
00:26:01Uh, the TV helps me sleep.
00:26:03Uh, tell Mike I'll call him later.
00:26:08I've got to go.
00:26:10What?
00:26:10What, you just got here?
00:26:11I know.
00:26:12But this visit was really more for Julie.
00:26:14For me?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16You're going to college soon
00:26:17and I want him to tell you
00:26:18about the dangers of drugs.
00:26:19Scare her straight, Mike.
00:26:20Honey, you down here?
00:26:26Yes, sweetheart.
00:26:28I'm in the kitchen making dinner.
00:26:31Mmm, smells good.
00:26:32It's a new recipe for beef stew.
00:26:35I think you're going to love it.
00:26:38Why don't we let that simmer?
00:26:39During my nap,
00:26:40I had the filthiest little dream.
00:26:42I was kind of hoping maybe we could...
00:26:44Skip straight to dessert?
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:47What do you say?
00:26:50I'd say I'm one step ahead of you.
00:26:53I've already slipped into my pink-laced teddy
00:26:55and I'm wearing those hoary pumps that you love.
00:26:58Ooh, I like that image.
00:27:00Where are you?
00:27:00I'm right here, babe.
00:27:05Ow!
00:27:07Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:08I forgot that was open.
00:27:11Let's do it over here.
00:27:12On the table.
00:27:13Give me a hand!
00:27:14I can't.
00:27:15My legs are in the air.
00:27:17Just follow the sound of my voice.
00:27:19There you go.
00:27:21Come over here, sweetie.
00:27:23Oh!
00:27:24Son of a bitch!
00:27:26Ooh, I meant to move that.
00:27:28Hang on.
00:27:29Let me just pull my panties up
00:27:30so I can help you.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35Here.
00:27:36Let's go do it over here.
00:27:39Ah!
00:27:40Damn it!
00:27:40What the hell is going on?
00:27:42I'll tell you what's going on.
00:27:43In three months.
00:27:44Four tops.
00:27:47Uh-oh.
00:27:48Uh-oh was right, you blind bastard.
00:27:50Ow!
00:27:51All right, I'm sorry.
00:27:52I shouldn't have lied.
00:27:53Oh, no, no.
00:27:53I think it was a fantastic plan.
00:27:55I mean, there's no way
00:27:56I ever would have figured out
00:27:58that I was married
00:27:59to a permanently blind guy.
00:28:01Ow!
00:28:02All right, I just thought
00:28:04that by the time you did
00:28:05you'd be used to the idea
00:28:07and maybe then
00:28:08you wouldn't leave me.
00:28:10Leave you?
00:28:12Do you really think
00:28:13I'm that shallow?
00:28:17Gabby,
00:28:17I'm poor
00:28:18and I'm blind
00:28:20and let's face it,
00:28:21there is nothing about that
00:28:22that is your type.
00:28:24Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.
00:28:25Yes, the truth
00:28:29would have freaked me out
00:28:30but I would have come around
00:28:31if you just
00:28:34had a little faith in me
00:28:36I could have proven to you
00:28:37that I was up for the challenge
00:28:38but you robbed me of that chance.
00:28:40I'm sorry.
00:28:41Good.
00:28:44To avoid future confusion
00:28:46I love you
00:28:47and I want to spend
00:28:48the rest of my life with you.
00:28:49Gabby, this is not
00:28:54going to be easy.
00:28:57I know.
00:28:58Like I said.
00:29:01For better or for worse.
00:29:08Think you can forgive me?
00:29:10I'll work on it.
00:29:13While you're working on it
00:29:14mind if I dig into
00:29:15some of that stew?
00:29:19Sure.
00:29:32Get off that poor girl
00:29:33right now!
00:29:36I finished your taxes.
00:29:45What the hell
00:29:46is going on here?
00:29:47Susan, I'm so sorry.
00:29:48No, Catherine
00:29:49I know what you've been
00:29:50going through emotionally
00:29:51so you don't have to apologize
00:29:52and by the way
00:29:53your boob is out.
00:29:55Oh, you on the other hand.
00:29:57I know, I know.
00:29:58I don't understand you.
00:29:59Is this something you do?
00:30:00You worm your way
00:30:01into a neighborhood
00:30:01with the promise
00:30:02of free tax preparation
00:30:03and then you jump
00:30:04on the nearest
00:30:05middle-aged divorcee?
00:30:06Hey!
00:30:06It's not like that.
00:30:07She came over for some drinks
00:30:08and we got to talking
00:30:09and started reminiscing
00:30:10and all these old feelings
00:30:12came rushing back.
00:30:13Well, nice try, Timmy.
00:30:14Like I'm really going
00:30:15to believe that.
00:30:16Shame on you.
00:30:17Just shame.
00:30:23What do you mean
00:30:24old feelings?
00:30:28Do we really need
00:30:29to get into this?
00:30:30What do you have
00:30:31to reminisce about?
00:30:32He was here for a week
00:30:33when he was 16.
00:30:34What could you two
00:30:35have even...
00:30:37Oh my God,
00:30:38you slept together.
00:30:39Okay, before you get
00:30:39some sordid image
00:30:40in your head...
00:30:41She took my virginity.
00:30:42Do you have to say
00:30:42it like that?
00:30:43That's how I said it
00:30:44to every single guy
00:30:44at band camp.
00:30:46Shame on you.
00:30:48His mother trusted me
00:30:49to take care of him
00:30:49and you swoop in
00:30:50like some swooping
00:30:52sex-craved...
00:30:53Oh, for God's sake,
00:30:54Tim, pull up the blanket.
00:30:55You can't blame it
00:30:56on Catherine.
00:30:57I knew exactly
00:30:57what I was doing.
00:30:58I don't want to hear this.
00:30:59I'm done with both of you.
00:31:00If anybody needs me,
00:31:01I'll be at the mall
00:31:02buying sheets.
00:31:05Good morning.
00:31:06I'll say that.
00:31:08Oh, good morning, Reverend.
00:31:10I brought your favorite
00:31:11blueberry scones.
00:31:12Thank you, Bree.
00:31:14By the way, I'm sorry
00:31:15I've taken so long
00:31:15to make a decision
00:31:16about the lady's auxiliary.
00:31:17Oh, is that happening now?
00:31:19I'd forgotten all about it.
00:31:20So is your delightful neighbor
00:31:22coming, the one
00:31:22with all the questions?
00:31:24Delightful?
00:31:25I thought she annoyed you.
00:31:27No, I found her refreshing.
00:31:29It's like I always say,
00:31:31church is not a place
00:31:32for answers.
00:31:33It's a place for questions.
00:31:35You don't say that.
00:31:36I've never heard you
00:31:37say that, not once.
00:31:38Yes, well, anyway,
00:31:39I want to thank you
00:31:40for taking the initiative.
00:31:42New members are crucial
00:31:43to the health of this church.
00:31:44I won't forget you brought them.
00:31:46Or these.
00:31:46Thank you, Reverend,
00:31:47and I'm sure the
00:31:48scavos will be here soon.
00:31:52Why did you just say that?
00:31:53You know very well
00:31:54they went to Catholic church.
00:31:55Which is just down the street.
00:31:56I'll be right back.
00:32:06Psst.
00:32:08Fuck you.
00:32:08Lynette.
00:32:13What are you doing here?
00:32:14I was going to ask
00:32:15the same of you.
00:32:15Why are you in
00:32:16a Catholic church?
00:32:17Because we're Catholic.
00:32:19Oh, please.
00:32:20Mowing your lawn
00:32:20in a Notre Dame sweatshirt
00:32:21doesn't make you Catholic.
00:32:23You're Presbyterian now.
00:32:25Come on, let's go.
00:32:27Weren't you the one
00:32:28who said I should
00:32:28explore other churches?
00:32:30I meant sample,
00:32:32like a buffet.
00:32:33You take a little
00:32:34bite of everything
00:32:34and then you sit down
00:32:35for the main course,
00:32:36which is across the street
00:32:37at the Presbyterian church.
00:32:38No.
00:32:39I just put ten bucks
00:32:40in the collection plate
00:32:41and I'm going to get
00:32:41my money's worth.
00:32:42Is there a problem?
00:32:43No.
00:32:44No problem.
00:32:45Just talking to my friend.
00:32:47She's trying to poach her.
00:32:49I am not.
00:32:51My friend's just
00:32:52a little confused.
00:32:53She forgot that she's
00:32:53Presbyterian
00:32:54and wandered into
00:32:55the wrong church.
00:32:56I'm not Presbyterian.
00:32:57I'm a free agent.
00:32:58And if you're open
00:32:59to a little Q&A,
00:33:00you've got me.
00:33:03Anna, please.
00:33:04Can't we just go outside
00:33:05and talk for a moment?
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:11What gives?
00:33:12Well, I was at the service
00:33:13this morning
00:33:14and it's just not the same
00:33:15without you.
00:33:16Bree.
00:33:18And I am up for the head
00:33:20of the ladies' auxiliary
00:33:21and Reverend Sykes
00:33:22was so impressed
00:33:23that I brought a new family
00:33:24into church.
00:33:24So, if you don't come back,
00:33:27then...
00:33:28Oh, then you won't
00:33:29get what you want?
00:33:30Oh, yes.
00:33:31Well, forget it.
00:33:33Let someone else help you
00:33:34with your power grab.
00:33:35Lynette!
00:33:36You were the one
00:33:37who came to me.
00:33:37You sought me out.
00:33:38Yes.
00:33:39And you know why?
00:33:41Because out of all my friends,
00:33:42you're the one
00:33:43who had real faith.
00:33:44You had an actual
00:33:45relationship with God.
00:33:48At least,
00:33:48that's what I thought.
00:33:49Lynette.
00:33:50Because I have had
00:33:51a rough few months.
00:33:53Okay?
00:33:54But I know you've
00:33:55had rough times, too,
00:33:55and I always assumed
00:33:56that your faith
00:33:57had helped you
00:33:58get through them.
00:33:59I envied you that,
00:34:01to be honest.
00:34:03It did.
00:34:04It did help me.
00:34:06Really?
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10How?
00:34:13It just did.
00:34:15Well, that's not
00:34:16a good answer.
00:34:16I have been through
00:34:17cancer and a tornado,
00:34:18and I don't know
00:34:19why I survived,
00:34:19and so many other
00:34:20people didn't.
00:34:21I don't understand,
00:34:25and I need to.
00:34:27Lynette,
00:34:27why didn't you tell me?
00:34:28Why didn't you ask?
00:34:33Well, that's right.
00:34:34You don't like
00:34:34asking questions.
00:34:47Hey, Lynette.
00:34:49Hey, there.
00:34:52Just wanted to tell you
00:34:54that I'm out of the running
00:34:55for the ladies' auxiliary.
00:34:56I told Reverend Sykes
00:34:58to give it to Edna Fletcher.
00:35:00She was in the Peace Corps,
00:35:01you know.
00:35:02Huh.
00:35:03That's nice, Eve.
00:35:04I suppose.
00:35:05Just wanted to let you know that.
00:35:09And also to apologize.
00:35:12Uh, you don't have to do that.
00:35:13Yes, I do.
00:35:14You were right.
00:35:15Faith shouldn't be blind.
00:35:16You don't threaten it
00:35:18by asking questions.
00:35:19You make it stronger,
00:35:20and I lost sight of that.
00:35:22Well, maybe a little.
00:35:24And it meant a lot
00:35:25that you came to me
00:35:26for guidance,
00:35:27and I'm sorry
00:35:29that I wasn't there for you.
00:35:32I want you to have faith
00:35:33in me and our friendship.
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:39There's some things
00:35:40that are easy to believe in.
00:35:46How's Catholicism going,
00:35:47by the way?
00:35:48Eh.
00:35:51Well, if you ever
00:35:52want to try us again.
00:35:53Oh, well,
00:35:54I'm pretty comfortable
00:35:55with the Catholics.
00:35:56They're the only ones
00:35:56who don't judge me
00:35:57for having so many kids.
00:36:03Hey.
00:36:04Hey.
00:36:08Okay, so I have to ask
00:36:09this thing that happened
00:36:10with you and Catherine
00:36:1112 years ago.
00:36:12Was it an ongoing affair?
00:36:14No.
00:36:15No, it was just the one time.
00:36:17And I think she felt
00:36:18pretty guilty about it afterwards.
00:36:20She told me not
00:36:20to come around anymore.
00:36:23So you didn't go back?
00:36:27It's weird.
00:36:27I tried to.
00:36:29It was the last night
00:36:30of my visit.
00:36:32I thought if I brought her
00:36:32some flowers,
00:36:33maybe I could get
00:36:34something going, you know?
00:36:36But when I got up
00:36:37to the front door,
00:36:38I heard all this yelling.
00:36:39I went around to the window
00:36:42just to get a look
00:36:43at what was going on.
00:36:45And I could see she was
00:36:46having a fight with someone.
00:36:48I was about to rush in
00:36:49and help her
00:36:49when I saw Catherine
00:36:50pick up this candlestick
00:36:52and just wail on him.
00:36:55He went down pretty hard.
00:36:57Catherine was just
00:36:58standing over him
00:36:59with this look in her eye.
00:37:01It scared the hell out of me.
00:37:02So I got out of there.
00:37:07I left the next morning
00:37:08and never talked
00:37:09to Catherine again.
00:37:12So,
00:37:13this man,
00:37:15who do you think it was?
00:37:16Don't know.
00:37:18I sort of got the impression
00:37:19he was her ex-husband.
00:37:20Did she ever talk about him?
00:37:22Not really.
00:37:24Have you seen him lately?
00:37:25No.
00:37:27No.
00:37:34Ever since I can remember,
00:37:35I've had this feeling
00:37:36that something's not right.
00:37:40Weird dreams
00:37:41that don't seem like dreams at all.
00:37:45People telling me I forgot things
00:37:46that I know I would have remembered.
00:37:49And now, finally,
00:37:54I find a sentence
00:37:56on a piece of paper
00:37:58that could explain all of it
00:38:00and prove that I am not crazy.
00:38:05And the best that you can come up with
00:38:07is that Aunt Lily
00:38:09was losing it
00:38:10and she didn't know
00:38:11what she was writing.
00:38:16I need the truth, Adam.
00:38:19Please.
00:38:22Please.
00:38:25The truth, Dylan,
00:38:28is that
00:38:29your mother didn't kill your father.
00:38:37And she loves you more
00:38:38than you will ever know.
00:38:39Faith is a belief in something
00:38:51that cannot be proven.
00:38:55So we trust in the words
00:38:57of the only father
00:38:58we've ever known.
00:39:02We believe the promises
00:39:03of the woman
00:39:04who shares our bed.
00:39:09We rely on the example
00:39:11of dear friends
00:39:12who help us
00:39:13to be better people.
00:39:18Yes,
00:39:19we all want to believe
00:39:20in those we are closest to.
00:39:22But where there is doubt,
00:39:25our faith begins to vanish.
00:39:29And fear rushes in
00:39:31to take its place.
00:39:32Are you sleeping
00:39:41with my wife?
00:39:43Carlos struggled
00:39:43with his new life.
00:39:44I'm poor
00:39:45and I'm blind
00:39:46and there is nothing
00:39:47about that
00:39:48that is your type.
00:39:50Bree found herself
00:39:51with a new rival.
00:39:53Bree,
00:39:53that is like the best pie
00:39:54you've ever made.
00:39:54This is not my pie.
00:39:57Okay,
00:39:57you caught me.
00:39:58It's mine.
00:39:59And Susan made the best
00:40:02of having house guests.
00:40:04Oh,
00:40:05and listen,
00:40:05Bob and Lee introduced us
00:40:06to this wonderful contractor
00:40:08so we won't be imposing
00:40:08for long.
00:40:09Imposing?
00:40:10Who's imposing?
00:40:11You can stay
00:40:11as long as you want.
00:40:17In the corridor
00:40:18of the Greenwood
00:40:19Rehabilitation Center
00:40:21is a sign.
00:40:23It's there
00:40:24to remind patients
00:40:25to be honest
00:40:26about the past.
00:40:29But Orson Hodge
00:40:31did not notice it.
00:40:33He was too busy
00:40:34thinking of his past
00:40:35or at least the part of it
00:40:37he shared
00:40:38with Mike Delfino.
00:40:43Orson thought
00:40:44of the night they met.
00:40:46The night his mother
00:40:47had murdered
00:40:49his mistress.
00:40:53He thought
00:40:54of the next time
00:40:55they met
00:40:55and how Mike
00:40:57began
00:40:57to recognize him.
00:41:03He thought
00:41:04of his mother's fear
00:41:05Mike would remember
00:41:07too much
00:41:07and her demand
00:41:09that Orson
00:41:10stop this
00:41:11from happening.
00:41:13He thought
00:41:14of how he agonized
00:41:16but in the end
00:41:17had still
00:41:18done the unthinkable.
00:41:21Orson then started
00:41:28to think about
00:41:29the message
00:41:29he had received
00:41:30from Mike
00:41:31asking him to visit.
00:41:34The thought
00:41:36was crossing
00:41:36Orson's mind
00:41:37that Mike
00:41:38had remembered
00:41:39something
00:41:40something dangerous
00:41:42when suddenly
00:41:43Orson
00:41:45come on in
00:41:47the time
00:41:48for thinking
00:41:49was over.
00:41:55So I see
00:41:57they have a
00:41:57tennis court here.
00:41:58Must be nice
00:41:58to get out
00:41:59and whack
00:42:00a few balls
00:42:00around, huh?
00:42:01Well just sit down.
00:42:03Might make this easier.
00:42:10I've been trying
00:42:11to figure out
00:42:11all day
00:42:11just how I was
00:42:13going to do this.
00:42:15Do what, Mike?
00:42:15Since I've come here
00:42:18I've had a lot
00:42:19of time to think.
00:42:22Things are
00:42:22becoming clearer.
00:42:26Starting to put
00:42:27some things together.
00:42:29Oh?
00:42:30Well good for you.
00:42:33No, not really
00:42:33Orson.
00:42:39When you hurt people
00:42:40you've got to
00:42:41be accountable.
00:42:43There's no way
00:42:44around it.
00:42:44So I have to ask you
00:42:46Do you think
00:42:51you can forgive me?
00:42:54What?
00:42:59When I asked you
00:43:00to write
00:43:00a prescription
00:43:01for pain pills
00:43:02all I could think
00:43:04about was getting
00:43:04my next fix.
00:43:05The fact that you
00:43:06could have lost
00:43:07your license
00:43:07your business
00:43:08all that never
00:43:08even entered my head.
00:43:09and I'm
00:43:12really sorry.
00:43:15Oh.
00:43:17Of course
00:43:18no need
00:43:20to apologize.
00:43:22Wow.
00:43:23I
00:43:23feel a million
00:43:25times better.
00:43:26You know
00:43:27one thing
00:43:27I've learned here
00:43:28if you don't
00:43:28get this stuff
00:43:29off your chest
00:43:29it'll eat you alive.
00:43:31As he left
00:43:37Orson thought
00:43:38only of his
00:43:39good fortune
00:43:40and relief
00:43:41ignoring completely
00:43:44the feelings
00:43:45of guilt
00:43:45and shame
00:43:46that were
00:43:46rising within him.
00:43:49That was the
00:43:50sad thing
00:43:51about Orson Hodge.
00:43:53He had no idea
00:43:55just how sick
00:43:56he really was.
00:44:09From the moment
00:44:10his doctors
00:44:11had told him
00:44:11he was blind
00:44:12Carlos Solis
00:44:14had worried
00:44:14about only
00:44:15one thing
00:44:16that the people
00:44:18in his life
00:44:19would come
00:44:20to see him
00:44:20as a burden.
00:44:24But as it
00:44:25turned out
00:44:25his friends
00:44:26didn't mind
00:44:27driving him
00:44:27to the store.
00:44:29His neighbors
00:44:30didn't mind
00:44:31helping retrieve
00:44:31his mail.
00:44:33The paper boy
00:44:35didn't mind
00:44:35helping him
00:44:36find his
00:44:37morning paper.
00:44:39In truth
00:44:40everyone
00:44:41on Wisteria Lane
00:44:42was more
00:44:43than willing
00:44:43to help Carlos
00:44:44adjust to life
00:44:45as a blind man.
00:44:47Everyone that is
00:44:48but his wife
00:44:50who was quickly
00:44:51starting to feel
00:44:52she was the one
00:44:53with the handicap.
00:44:55And in a
00:44:55surprise move
00:44:56the Spurs
00:44:57announced a trade
00:44:58that will send
00:44:58perennial all-star
00:44:59to the...
00:45:00Oh jeez
00:45:01Gabby
00:45:01I asked you
00:45:03to please
00:45:03fish out
00:45:04all the little
00:45:04carrot squares.
00:45:05I did.
00:45:06Well I think
00:45:06you missed some.
00:45:07Could you get them
00:45:07out please?
00:45:15There you go.
00:45:17I'm not gone.
00:45:18Did you just
00:45:18use your hand?
00:45:19Of course not.
00:45:20I used a spoon.
00:45:21I'm sorry
00:45:26that I'm such
00:45:26a handful.
00:45:27I really am
00:45:28trying to do
00:45:28the best
00:45:28that I can.
00:45:29I know you are
00:45:30babe.
00:45:31And I know
00:45:31it's hard
00:45:32and I'm going
00:45:33to try to be
00:45:33more sensitive
00:45:34to your needs.
00:45:35Now hurry up
00:45:36and finish.
00:45:36I have to go
00:45:36to the store.
00:45:37Can I go too?
00:45:39I'm bored.
00:45:40Please Carlos
00:45:41I have a million
00:45:41errands to run
00:45:42and I'd do it
00:45:42a lot faster
00:45:43without you.
00:45:44Plus I'm having
00:45:44lunch with the
00:45:45girls first.
00:45:46Oh okay.
00:45:48Mmm Gabby
00:45:49another carrot.
00:45:50Just eat them.
00:45:51Carrots are good
00:45:52for your...
00:45:53Just eat them.
00:46:01Sorry I'm late.
00:46:02Blind husband
00:46:03you know the drill.
00:46:04Oh Gabby
00:46:04I'm so glad
00:46:05you're here.
00:46:05I was just
00:46:06about to tell
00:46:06everyone to keep
00:46:07an eye out
00:46:08for their invitation
00:46:08to the Founders Ball.
00:46:11I'm sorry
00:46:11what is the
00:46:13Founders Ball?
00:46:13You all seem
00:46:14so excited.
00:46:15It's a black tie
00:46:15fundraiser that
00:46:16reorganizes every year.
00:46:17It's a lot of work
00:46:18exhausting
00:46:19and completely
00:46:20worth it.
00:46:21Especially when
00:46:21you get your
00:46:22big moment
00:46:22in the spotlight.
00:46:23Brie gets to
00:46:24present an award
00:46:24to somebody
00:46:25who's done
00:46:25something extraordinary
00:46:26for the community.
00:46:27Oh I say
00:46:28we nominate
00:46:28the woman
00:46:28who gives
00:46:29Edie her
00:46:29bikini wax.
00:46:32So Brie
00:46:33I've planned
00:46:34a few events
00:46:34myself
00:46:35back in Chicago.
00:46:36Small potatoes
00:46:37compared to this
00:46:38I'm sure
00:46:38but if you
00:46:40could use me
00:46:40I'd love to help.
00:46:44That would be
00:46:45lovely.
00:46:48It would.
00:46:49Yes of course
00:46:50why wouldn't it?
00:46:53Nobody?
00:46:54Okay I'm going in
00:46:55because you two
00:46:56would kill each other
00:46:57literally.
00:46:59It'll start
00:46:59with hair pulling
00:47:00and end with
00:47:00detectives taking
00:47:01our statements.
00:47:02Remember the pie thing?
00:47:03Remember the pie thing.
00:47:05Tibetan monks
00:47:05remember the pie thing.
00:47:07I acknowledge
00:47:07that Catherine and I
00:47:08have had our differences
00:47:09but we have all
00:47:10been through a lot
00:47:11recently.
00:47:12And I would hope
00:47:12that it taught us
00:47:13to put our differences
00:47:14aside
00:47:14and be friends
00:47:16because
00:47:17that's what's
00:47:18most important.
00:47:20I faced cancer
00:47:21in a tornado
00:47:22but I'm running
00:47:23from this.
00:47:37Hi.
00:47:39Oh my god Rick.
00:47:42Hi.
00:47:44How are you?
00:47:45Great.
00:47:46Actually.
00:47:46We're great.
00:47:47Well you look great.
00:47:51Oh.
00:47:52Hey Tom.
00:47:53Look who's here.
00:47:54Rick.
00:47:54I see that.
00:47:56Table for what?
00:47:57No thanks.
00:47:59I just
00:47:59wanted to come by
00:48:01and bring you guys
00:48:01Sparolo.
00:48:03I just got back
00:48:04from Edelie.
00:48:04Oh.
00:48:05Well that's nice.
00:48:07What's the occasion?
00:48:08Or you just being
00:48:09a good guy.
00:48:10I can't get anything
00:48:12fancy out of town.
00:48:16Well I've got some
00:48:17work to do.
00:48:18Yeah well you know
00:48:18I wanted to come here
00:48:19and tell you guys
00:48:20in person.
00:48:21I'm opening my own
00:48:22place.
00:48:24You must have seen it.
00:48:28It's you?
00:48:29On the corner?
00:48:30Yeah I looked
00:48:30everywhere.
00:48:31I swear but
00:48:32what's the best location?
00:48:34I'll bet.
00:48:34Okay look
00:48:36people like to eat
00:48:37in Fairview.
00:48:38There's plenty of
00:48:39business with both of us.
00:48:40Hey I remember you.
00:48:42You back to work
00:48:43in here now?
00:48:43Oh no sorry.
00:48:44Too bad.
00:48:45That oh so buco
00:48:46of yours was
00:48:47really something.
00:48:49Well I got it
00:48:50on the menu
00:48:50at my new place
00:48:51on the corner.
00:48:53Come check us out.
00:48:56See?
00:48:57Room for everyone.
00:48:58Room for everyone.
00:49:28It scared me.
00:49:31Why are you sitting
00:49:32down here in the dark?
00:49:33And aren't you
00:49:34a little cold?
00:49:36I had to do
00:49:37something.
00:49:38Then you came
00:49:39down here and you
00:49:40couldn't remember
00:49:40what it was.
00:49:41That happens to me
00:49:42all the time.
00:49:44The baby is
00:49:46insisting that I
00:49:47eat the last piece
00:49:48of Bree's triple
00:49:49chocolate cake.
00:49:51If you want
00:49:51we could.
00:49:54Oh my god.
00:49:55You're naked.
00:49:57In my kitchen.
00:49:58Where I eat.
00:50:02Okay I don't
00:50:03hear you leaving.
00:50:04I had to do
00:50:06something.
00:50:07Pajamas.
00:50:07That's something
00:50:08you could do.
00:50:10Okay you're right.
00:50:11You're a guest
00:50:12in my house.
00:50:13A completely
00:50:14naked guest
00:50:15in my house.
00:50:15I should be.
00:50:20Hey.
00:50:21Hey.
00:50:21You were supposed
00:50:22to be home at 8
00:50:23to help me wrangle
00:50:23the kids for bath time.
00:50:25It's almost 11.
00:50:27Sorry.
00:50:27So where were you?
00:50:33You were stewing
00:50:34weren't you?
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:38You're upset
00:50:39about Rick.
00:50:40Look.
00:50:41I'm not going to
00:50:42deny.
00:50:43I was ticked off
00:50:44when I saw him.
00:50:44But I'm over it.
00:50:47I'm taking this
00:50:47as a challenge.
00:50:49We are going
00:50:49to up our game.
00:50:51Oh yeah?
00:50:52Yep.
00:50:52You know what I did
00:50:53tonight?
00:50:53I worked on our menu.
00:50:54We are going to
00:50:55start making our
00:50:55own osso bugle.
00:50:56I got a recipe
00:50:57that is going
00:50:57to kick his ass.
00:51:00So you're really
00:51:01okay with this?
00:51:01Yeah I'm great.
00:51:03Look how cute
00:51:04you are.
00:51:04Huh?
00:51:05It's going back
00:51:06fast huh?
00:51:06I know.
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:14It's back.
00:51:22Morning Susan.
00:51:26Oh.
00:51:27Good morning.
00:51:30Love what you're
00:51:31wearing.
00:51:32Oh I hope
00:51:32this isn't decaf.
00:51:34Got a big day
00:51:34ahead of me.
00:51:36All right.
00:51:39We don't need
00:51:39to talk about it.
00:51:40Just promise me
00:51:40it won't happen again.
00:51:42What won't happen again?
00:51:44Orson you were
00:51:44naked in this
00:51:45kitchen last night.
00:51:47I was not.
00:51:48You most
00:51:48certainly were.
00:51:50Good morning.
00:51:51What's going on?
00:51:51Well Susan claims
00:51:53she saw me last
00:51:54night all natural.
00:51:55It wasn't a claim.
00:51:56He was sitting
00:51:57right here without
00:51:57a stitch of clothing
00:51:58on and I
00:51:59couldn't have cake.
00:52:02Oh I think
00:52:03I know what's
00:52:03going on.
00:52:04Somebody had
00:52:05a naughty dream.
00:52:07Susan I'm
00:52:08blushing.
00:52:09No no no no.
00:52:11No I did not
00:52:12have a sex dream.
00:52:13Susan it's
00:52:14perfectly
00:52:15understandable.
00:52:16It wipes away
00:52:17you're feeling
00:52:17a little lonely.
00:52:18Naturally you'd
00:52:19project those feelings
00:52:20onto the nearest
00:52:21available sex machine.
00:52:23You are
00:52:24such a scamp.
00:52:25I know when I'm
00:52:27dreaming and this
00:52:28really happened.
00:52:29Why else would I
00:52:30be sponging
00:52:30butt prints
00:52:31off my stool?
00:52:32You know Susan
00:52:32sometimes I climb
00:52:33into a warm bath
00:52:35with a romance
00:52:35novel.
00:52:38Just a thought.
00:52:39Lynette!
00:52:57Gabby!
00:52:58Since when
00:52:58do you come
00:52:59to Price Warehouse?
00:53:01I'm poor now.
00:53:02Remember?
00:53:03I have to
00:53:03mingle with
00:53:04the unwashed
00:53:04masses.
00:53:05What are you
00:53:06doing here?
00:53:06Oh I've been
00:53:07unwashed for years.
00:53:09This place is
00:53:10huge.
00:53:11Would it kill
00:53:11them to have
00:53:12valet parking?
00:53:14Gabby, people
00:53:15don't come here
00:53:16for the amenities.
00:53:17They come because
00:53:17toilet paper is
00:53:18three cents a ton.
00:53:20Huh.
00:53:22Look at all
00:53:23these handicap spots.
00:53:25What a waste.
00:53:26Take that guy
00:53:27selling oranges,
00:53:28put him in a vest,
00:53:29stick him under
00:53:29an umbrella and
00:53:29bam you got
00:53:30valet parking.
00:53:31I don't know
00:53:32why poor people
00:53:32refuse to better
00:53:33themselves.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35We're crazy that
00:53:36way.
00:53:37I don't know
00:53:38why you're
00:53:38complaining
00:53:38about handicapped
00:53:39spaces.
00:53:39Doesn't Carlos
00:53:40have one of
00:53:40those blue
00:53:40placards?
00:53:42No, I think
00:53:42you have to
00:53:42have a wheelchair
00:53:43to get one of
00:53:43those.
00:53:44No, I'm
00:53:44pretty sure
00:53:45the blind
00:53:45qualify too.
00:53:55Mom, can I
00:53:55take some of
00:53:56these cookies
00:53:56up to Julie?
00:53:57Why didn't you
00:53:58offer some to
00:53:58our guest first?
00:53:59Oh, no thank
00:54:00you.
00:54:00We have so much
00:54:01ground to cover.
00:54:01Now let's move
00:54:02on to the flowers.
00:54:03Last year we
00:54:05went with a cascade
00:54:06of pink and white
00:54:08roses.
00:54:08There it is.
00:54:10It's good.
00:54:10It's good.
00:54:10It's good.
00:54:11Well, easy enough.
00:54:13Let's just do that
00:54:14again then.
00:54:16Next.
00:54:19Well, if you have
00:54:22a different idea,
00:54:23I would love to hear
00:54:24that too.
00:54:25Well, I was thinking
00:54:27it might be nice to do
00:54:28something more
00:54:29unusual.
00:54:29What about an
00:54:32arrangement of
00:54:33purple lisianthus
00:54:34with a spray of
00:54:36dark berries?
00:54:38It's interesting.
00:54:39I can't really
00:54:39picture that though.
00:54:41Well, let me
00:54:41help you.
00:54:47I keep scrapbooks
00:54:48too.
00:54:52My mom and
00:54:53Mrs. Hodge are
00:54:54still talking about
00:54:55that ball thing.
00:54:56She wants me to be
00:54:57a part of the
00:54:58founders' courts
00:54:59or whatever
00:55:00they call it.
00:55:01Like I want to
00:55:02put on a stupid
00:55:02white dress and
00:55:03greet people all
00:55:04night.
00:55:04I know.
00:55:05It's so pathetic.
00:55:07By the way,
00:55:08I'm doing it.
00:55:09Seriously?
00:55:10Why?
00:55:10Because I did it
00:55:11last year and it's
00:55:12actually kind of
00:55:13hilarious and great.
00:55:15It is.
00:55:16It doesn't sound
00:55:17great.
00:55:17It sounds beyond
00:55:18lame.
00:55:21I don't want this
00:55:21to come off the
00:55:22wrong way, but
00:55:23you're a buzzkill.
00:55:24Julie!
00:55:25Okay, you spend
00:55:26all of your time
00:55:27cooped up in here
00:55:28alone, obsessing
00:55:29over some mysterious
00:55:30thing that maybe
00:55:30happened to your
00:55:31real dad or maybe
00:55:31didn't.
00:55:32Look, I'm not
00:55:33saying don't
00:55:34obsess.
00:55:34I'm just saying
00:55:35maybe you could
00:55:35spare some time to
00:55:36have a little fun
00:55:36with your friend
00:55:37too.
00:55:43So this
00:55:43founders thing,
00:55:45it'll be fun?
00:55:48These were the
00:55:48centerpieces from
00:55:49the Vanover
00:55:50Medical Center
00:55:51benefit.
00:55:52The donors were
00:55:53blown away.
00:55:54Well, they're
00:55:55certainly assertive.
00:55:58My only fear is
00:55:59that...
00:55:59I know.
00:55:59I know.
00:56:00Fairview is a bit
00:56:01more provincial
00:56:02compared to Chicago,
00:56:03but I think you'll
00:56:04find the people here
00:56:05have a lot more
00:56:06taste than you
00:56:06give them credit
00:56:07for.
00:56:10Well, perhaps I
00:56:11could try something
00:56:12new.
00:56:14Let's go with
00:56:14the Lysianthus.
00:56:16Look at you,
00:56:17pronouncing it right
00:56:18the very first time.
00:56:20Isn't learning fun?
00:56:24Is it Scalvo?
00:56:35Uh, yes?
00:56:36Is your husband
00:56:37home?
00:56:37We're investigating
00:56:37an incident involving
00:56:38vandalism.
00:56:39Vandalism?
00:56:42Porter, Preston,
00:56:43get over here!
00:56:44No, ma'am.
00:56:45This incident occurred
00:56:45two nights ago
00:56:46near your pizzeria.
00:56:48Someone threw a brick
00:56:49through a window
00:56:49of a new restaurant,
00:56:50a place called Rick's.
00:56:52What?
00:56:53We're asking everybody
00:56:54who works in the area
00:56:54if they saw anything
00:56:55suspicious.
00:56:56I didn't go into
00:56:57work that night.
00:56:57I did, but, um,
00:56:58I didn't see anything.
00:56:59What time did it happen?
00:57:00The alarm went off
00:57:01about 10.45.
00:57:03Oh, I was home
00:57:04way before then.
00:57:04Around 8.
00:57:05I came home early
00:57:05to help you wrangle
00:57:06the kids for bath time.
00:57:09Yeah, I thought
00:57:10he was here.
00:57:11All right, well,
00:57:11if you do happen
00:57:12to hear anything,
00:57:13could you give us
00:57:13a call, please?
00:57:14Absolutely.
00:57:16Hey.
00:57:17Oh, okay.
00:57:18Honey, could you
00:57:18pull it back a sec?
00:57:19Nope, lunch rush.
00:57:20I'm already late
00:57:20as it is, okay?
00:57:21See ya.
00:57:36Excuse me, miss.
00:57:39Oh, hey there.
00:57:40I guess you didn't
00:57:41see that big blue sign.
00:57:42This is handicapped parking.
00:57:43I know.
00:57:44Primo's bought, isn't it?
00:57:47What?
00:57:47I have a thingy.
00:57:48Yeah, I noticed that.
00:57:50You don't look
00:57:50handicapped to me.
00:57:52I'm not.
00:57:52My husband is.
00:57:53He's blind.
00:57:54Well, then that placard's
00:57:55for him.
00:57:56Only he can park you.
00:57:57And how's he gonna park
00:57:58the car if he can't see?
00:58:02Feeling pretty stupid
00:58:03now, aren't ya?
00:58:04Lady, you got a lot of nerve.
00:58:13I had to park next to the dumpster
00:58:14way in the back.
00:58:16Oh, don't play victim with me.
00:58:18I have to walk in heels
00:58:19all day long.
00:58:20You get to sit in a chair
00:58:21and roll.
00:58:23You did not just say that.
00:58:26You know, the quicker I can
00:58:27run my errands,
00:58:28the faster I can get home
00:58:29to my husband.
00:58:29Who needs me?
00:58:30Because that's the kind
00:58:31of person I am.
00:58:31What are you doing?
00:58:32Calling the cops.
00:58:33You're getting a ticket.
00:58:35Like hell I am.
00:58:36Give me that.
00:58:37Get off.
00:58:37Oh, you started it.
00:58:39Hang it up.
00:58:40Get off.
00:58:40Hang it up.
00:58:41Ah!
00:58:43Hey, hey.
00:58:44Oh, bitch.
00:58:45Is there a problem here?
00:58:47Jeez, what?
00:58:47Is there a tickle phone
00:58:48going on around here?
00:58:50Dude, she took
00:58:50one of our spots.
00:58:52Bitch!
00:58:53I had to find street parking.
00:58:55Hey, there's a security guard
00:58:56over there.
00:58:56Go get him.
00:58:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:58Wait.
00:58:58Okay, you know what?
00:58:59This is getting ridiculous.
00:59:01Oh, no, no.
00:59:02You're not going anywhere.
00:59:03Hey.
00:59:03Let me go.
00:59:04Hey.
00:59:05Hey, stop.
00:59:06Hey, what are you doing?
00:59:07Ow.
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:11Well, official.
00:59:12I'm going to hell.
00:59:17Hi, Daddy.
00:59:18Hey.
00:59:18Hey, guys.
00:59:19Would you go play
00:59:20in the back for a while?
00:59:21I need to talk to your dad.
00:59:23Thanks.
00:59:23Well, uh, hey.
00:59:28Don't they have soccer today?
00:59:29Let me answer that question
00:59:30with another question.
00:59:32Why did you lie to the police?
00:59:33Lynette?
00:59:33And you made me
00:59:34lie to them, too.
00:59:35Which brings up another question.
00:59:37Did you know that perjury
00:59:38is like this whole big thing?
00:59:40I think you're overreacting.
00:59:42No, overreacting would be
00:59:43if I threw a brick through you.
00:59:47What were you thinking?
00:59:49Help me understand.
00:59:51I just went to go
00:59:56check out how
00:59:57the construction was going.
01:00:00But I came around the corner
01:00:01and I saw this giant picture
01:00:02window that says Rick's.
01:00:04And then I realized
01:00:05I'm going to have to see
01:00:06that guy's name
01:00:07every damn day of my life.
01:00:12Then I noticed
01:00:12this pile of bricks.
01:00:14Okay.
01:00:16I know this whole thing
01:00:17with Rick,
01:00:18it really caused us
01:00:19some damage.
01:00:20I know it hurt us,
01:00:22but we survived it
01:00:23and it's over now.
01:00:25Now, that's the thing, Lynette.
01:00:26It's not over.
01:00:27It was never over.
01:00:29I don't care about
01:00:31Rick's stupid restaurant.
01:00:32I don't even care
01:00:33that he wants to steal you
01:00:34from me.
01:00:34Of course he would want
01:00:35to steal you from me.
01:00:37That makes sense to me.
01:00:40I care that he made you
01:00:42act like it could be done.
01:00:45Oh, Tom.
01:00:46He changed the way
01:00:47and look at you.
01:00:55But nothing ever
01:00:58happened between us.
01:01:00You have to believe me.
01:01:01Come on.
01:01:02I am not trying
01:01:03to get you to apologize.
01:01:06I'm just explaining the brick.
01:01:08Oh, my God.
01:01:30Ah-ha!
01:01:32You thought I was crazy,
01:01:33but it wasn't a dream.
01:01:34You're naked.
01:01:35And that means you're crazy.
01:01:38I didn't mean to do it.
01:01:40Oh, really?
01:01:41You just happened
01:01:42to stumble naked
01:01:43into my front yard.
01:01:44I didn't mean it, Mike.
01:01:46Mike?
01:01:47What are you...
01:01:48Are you sleepwalking?
01:01:51Orson?
01:01:55Hello?
01:02:03Ow!
01:02:03Susan?
01:02:11Did you just hit me?
01:02:19Oh, dear God!
01:02:22Orson!
01:02:22You're staying
01:02:23in my house!
01:02:26Here you go.
01:02:27I have no explanation.
01:02:33This doesn't happen to me.
01:02:34I don't sleepwalk.
01:02:36You know,
01:02:36it's none of my business.
01:02:37But seeing as I have
01:02:38seen you naked
01:02:39twice in the last week,
01:02:40I think I can ask,
01:02:42is something bothering you?
01:02:44I don't think so.
01:02:46I mean,
01:02:46being out of our house
01:02:48has been a little weird,
01:02:49but I'm very comfortable here.
01:02:51Clearly.
01:02:53You know,
01:02:53when you were out on the lawn,
01:02:54you said something about Mike.
01:02:55Mike?
01:02:58Mike?
01:03:00What, uh,
01:03:01what did I say?
01:03:03Well,
01:03:03he was just sort of muttering.
01:03:05Were you having a dream
01:03:06about him?
01:03:08No,
01:03:08I don't believe so.
01:03:10Well,
01:03:10maybe it's because
01:03:11you just saw him.
01:03:12He must be on your mind.
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:15Yeah.
01:03:15You know what,
01:03:16Susan?
01:03:16I think it's time
01:03:18for us to move out.
01:03:19You can't.
01:03:20Your house isn't finished yet.
01:03:21No,
01:03:21the downstairs will be ready
01:03:22next week.
01:03:23We'll be fine.
01:03:24Well,
01:03:25if you insist.
01:03:26I think it will be for the best.
01:03:29Okay,
01:03:30but in the meantime,
01:03:31um,
01:03:31I do have a teenage daughter,
01:03:32so if you could...
01:03:34Boxers?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Thanks.
01:03:36Thanks.
01:03:36Thanks.
01:03:37Thanks.
01:03:37Thanks.
01:03:37Thanks.
01:03:38Thanks.
01:03:38Thanks.
01:03:38Thanks.
01:03:38Thanks.
01:03:39Thanks.
01:03:39Thanks.
01:03:39Thanks.
01:03:39Thanks.
01:03:40Thanks.
01:03:40Thanks.
01:03:40Thanks.
01:03:41Thanks.
01:03:41Thanks.
01:03:42Thanks.
01:03:42Thanks.
01:03:43Thanks.
01:03:43Thanks.
01:03:44Thanks.
01:03:45Thanks.
01:03:47Thanks.
01:03:47Hey.
01:03:48Come on.
01:03:49You've been cooped up in this house
01:03:50since you got home from the hospital.
01:03:51Let's go out and have some fun.
01:03:53No,
01:03:53I think I'm going to stay here.
01:03:55I don't...
01:03:55I don't want to be a burden.
01:03:56Carlos,
01:03:57I see handicapped people out and about all the time.
01:03:59In fact,
01:03:59I met two feisty men in wheelchairs yesterday at the mall.
01:04:02They were living their lives,
01:04:03so it's time for you to deliver yours.
01:04:04Come on.
01:04:05Come on.
01:04:06I'm just dropping off a few letters.
01:04:16Might as well just wait here.
01:04:28Just picking up some vitamins.
01:04:29I'll be quicker if I do it myself.
01:04:31I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist.
01:04:41Why don't you listen to the radio?
01:04:52Sorry, babe.
01:04:55That took a little longer than I...
01:05:00Carlos?
01:05:04Carlos?
01:05:07Carlos?
01:05:09Carlos?
01:05:12Carlos!
01:05:14There you are.
01:05:15Thanks, Henry.
01:05:20Where the hell have you been?
01:05:21I was starving,
01:05:22so I got that kid to take me to go get a burger.
01:05:24I don't believe this.
01:05:25I was worried sick about you.
01:05:26I'm sick of waiting here.
01:05:27You promised me a fun day,
01:05:28and all I got is a sunburn on the right side of my face.
01:05:30I'm sorry.
01:05:31I told you I had errands to run first.
01:05:35What's that smell?
01:05:36What smell?
01:05:37It smells like...
01:05:40Nail polish.
01:05:41Did you get your nails done?
01:05:42Is that what you've been doing?
01:05:44Excuse me.
01:05:45Miss,
01:05:46is that your Aston Martin in the handicapped space?
01:05:49What?
01:05:50Debbie, are you parked in a handicapped spot?
01:05:53Move it along, Pops.
01:05:54We're gonna be here a while.
01:05:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:05:57Did you get a handicap tag?
01:05:59To answer your earlier question,
01:06:01yes, I got a manicure.
01:06:02I'm sorry.
01:06:03We good?
01:06:04Oh, my God!
01:06:06You're exploiting my blindness
01:06:07so that you can score better parking?
01:06:09That's a really mean way to put it.
01:06:11You had me out here sitting like a dog with the window cracked open.
01:06:16You used me!
01:06:17Well, why shouldn't I get something out of this?
01:06:19You know, the blindness didn't just happen to you.
01:06:21You can't be serious.
01:06:23Oh, you bet I am.
01:06:25Every morning the toothpaste has to be to the left of the sink
01:06:28because if it's not, you can't find it and I have to put it there.
01:06:30And sometimes, I don't know, I'm driving or I'm in line at the bank
01:06:34and I think, is the toothpaste there?
01:06:36So then I have to run home and check
01:06:38because I don't want you reaching for the tube
01:06:40and not being able to find it.
01:06:42I just didn't think this is how it was all gonna turn out, Carlos.
01:06:49I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life
01:06:51a part of me is always gonna think, where's the toothpaste?
01:06:56Can't you just leave it in the drawer?
01:06:59That's not the point, you blind idiot!
01:07:01I'm saying if all I get in exchange for this crappy situation
01:07:05is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure, then I'm taking it!
01:07:21Who put pear slices in the Waldorf salad?
01:07:24I guess that would be me.
01:07:26Katherine, a Waldorf salad is made with apples.
01:07:29It's tradition.
01:07:30Yes, a musty 19th century tradition.
01:07:33It needed some jazzing up.
01:07:34Look, I just thought you have so much on your mind already.
01:07:37What with the music and the decorations.
01:07:39The least I could do was take over the food.
01:07:41Take over?
01:07:43What in God's name have you done with my French onion soup?
01:07:45Oh, it'll be fun.
01:07:47I told the chef, nothing is to leave that kitchen
01:07:49unless I've tasted it.
01:07:51Katherine!
01:07:52Trust me!
01:07:53After all, I've gotten tons of compliments on the Lysianthus.
01:08:14Here, let me...
01:08:19Thanks.
01:08:23You're welcome.
01:08:31Just so you know...
01:08:34I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through.
01:08:38If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't be worth it.
01:08:41You ready to go to the party?
01:08:50You tell me.
01:08:53How do I look?
01:08:57You look very handsome.
01:09:02And you look more beautiful than ever.
01:09:04How do you know that?
01:09:06Just a hunch.
01:09:07Hmm.
01:09:16Don't eat that.
01:09:17We had a refrigeration problem.
01:09:18I don't want you getting sick.
01:09:19Oh, dear.
01:09:20Well, I should throw this dip out.
01:09:21Thanks.
01:09:22It'll be about ten minutes before I can make up a new batch.
01:09:24Do you mind telling your boss?
01:09:25She's not my boss.
01:09:26Brie!
01:09:27The room is simply lovely.
01:09:28You've outdone yourself.
01:09:29Thank you, Mrs. Downey.
01:09:30Listen, when I present the Founders Award tonight, I was wondering...
01:09:31Oh, dear.
01:09:32Has no one spoken to you?
01:09:33About what?
01:09:34Well, the committee has decided that it would be best if Catherine Mayfair present the award
01:09:36this year.
01:09:37No!
01:09:38That's...
01:09:39That's my job.
01:09:40I always do it.
01:09:41Oh, well, you're already doing so much.
01:09:42And, well, Catherine was quite insistent.
01:09:44What's that?
01:09:45Oh, it's Dip the caterer just so that...
01:09:46I thought we agreed.
01:09:47Nothing.
01:09:48Nothing.
01:09:49Nothing.
01:09:50Nothing.
01:09:51Nothing.
01:09:52Nothing.
01:09:53Nothing.
01:09:54Nothing.
01:09:55Nothing.
01:09:56Nothing.
01:09:57Nothing.
01:09:58Nothing.
01:09:59Nothing.
01:10:00Nothing.
01:10:01Nothing.
01:10:02Nothing.
01:10:03Nothing.
01:10:04Nothing.
01:10:05Nothing.
01:10:06Nothing.
01:10:07Nothing.
01:10:07Nothing.
01:10:08Nothing.
01:10:09Didn't?
01:10:10Deg in.
01:10:14You.
01:10:30Anyone.
01:10:31What?
01:10:32Is everyone having fun?
01:10:33You and Catherine did an amazing job.
01:10:34What?
01:10:35think you guys could work together. Yeah, we were
01:10:37sure one of you would end up killing the other.
01:10:44You really should have more
01:10:45faith in people.
01:10:47Excuse me.
01:10:55Catherine,
01:10:55darling, are you okay?
01:11:00Not really.
01:11:03There's nothing wrong with the food.
01:11:05Is anybody else getting sick?
01:11:07Oh, no. No, dear, just
01:11:09you. Maybe you should
01:11:11go home. I can't.
01:11:13I'm going to present the Founder's Award.
01:11:15Oh, no one would expect you to do
01:11:17that in your condition.
01:11:19You know what? I could do it.
01:11:21No? We can get it together.
01:11:24Catherine, no one expects you to be a martyr.
01:11:25Why don't you go home? I can't.
01:11:27Why not? I'm perfectly capable of
01:11:29presenting. I've done it for the last eight years.
01:11:32Unless, face it,
01:11:33I mean, no one wants to accept an award
01:11:35from a woman who looks like she should be
01:11:36in line at the needle exchange.
01:11:39This is important to me.
01:11:41I'll be fine.
01:11:41And now for the presentation
01:11:52for the Founder's Award,
01:11:54Ms. Catherine Mayfair.
01:12:05It's astounding.
01:12:06I was honored when
01:12:10you and the other members of the committee
01:12:12asked me to present this award.
01:12:14I was honored when you
01:12:15me, me, me, me, me.
01:12:17Brie, what's up?
01:12:18I thought giving out this award was your thing.
01:12:20Used to be.
01:12:21Not anymore.
01:12:22Things changed.
01:12:23This year's
01:12:24Founder's Award.
01:12:26Ever since I started working with that obnoxious
01:12:28backstabber, she's done nothing but try to take the spotlight
01:12:30off of me and put it on to her?
01:12:32It goes to my dear friend,
01:12:35Brie Hodge.
01:12:41The obnoxious backstabber
01:12:42just called your name.
01:12:50Brie has been a pillar
01:12:52of the Fairfield community
01:12:54for many years.
01:12:55There is no better friend
01:12:57than Brie Hodge.
01:13:02Congratulations.
01:13:02I know you tried to poison me.
01:13:14Well, uh, this
01:13:15has been an evening full of, um,
01:13:20surprises.
01:13:23Uh,
01:13:24I never would have imagined
01:13:26that, um,
01:13:27I would be recognized
01:13:29by this wonderful...
01:13:30Hi, Andrew.
01:13:31Guess what?
01:13:31Your mom just won
01:13:32the Founder's Award.
01:13:34Annette, listen to me.
01:13:35Oh, my God.
01:13:36You're not gonna believe
01:13:37what's going on down here.
01:13:38What?
01:13:38What?
01:13:39Is everyone okay?
01:13:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:40We're fine.
01:13:41It's Rick's place.
01:13:42Totally went up in flames.
01:13:43There are, like,
01:13:44three fire trucks here.
01:13:45Oh, my God.
01:13:46That's horrible.
01:13:47How did it start?
01:13:48Uh, they don't know.
01:13:50Okay, I'm gonna...
01:13:51I'll call you back
01:13:52in about five.
01:13:53Bye.
01:13:53I want to thank you so much
01:13:55for presenting
01:13:56this award.
01:13:57I...
01:13:58I certainly...
01:13:59Yeah.
01:14:00I wasn't expecting it.
01:14:03We have a small state
01:14:04with a great big heart.
01:14:05I'm honored to be
01:14:06accepted this award.
01:14:08The photographer's asking
01:14:20if he can get shots
01:14:21of the two of us.
01:14:23Wait.
01:14:25I need to talk to you first.
01:14:29I misunderstood the situation,
01:14:31that's all.
01:14:32Can we just leave it at that?
01:14:33No, we can't.
01:14:35And do you know why?
01:14:37Because I thought...
01:14:38things were going well.
01:14:40I was having fun with you.
01:14:43Obviously.
01:14:45I misunderstood.
01:14:48So tell me,
01:14:49was there a straw
01:14:50that broke the camel's back?
01:14:52Or were you planning
01:14:53on killing me all along?
01:14:57Here's the thing
01:14:58you need to understand
01:14:58about me and my friends.
01:15:01We each have our niche.
01:15:03Gabrielle's the glamorous one,
01:15:05Susan's the adorable one,
01:15:06Lynette's smart.
01:15:07Edie's, Edie,
01:15:09and I'm the domestic one,
01:15:11the organizer.
01:15:12The one who knows
01:15:13that there are three tines
01:15:14on a dessert fork.
01:15:16I'm the one who gets teased for that.
01:15:17That's who I am.
01:15:22And that's also who you are.
01:15:24So?
01:15:24So?
01:15:24So I don't really know
01:15:28how to be friends with you.
01:15:32That's a shame.
01:15:34Because I understand you
01:15:35better than all those other women do.
01:15:38I know how following the rules
01:15:40and observing the little graces
01:15:43makes you feel like you're in control.
01:15:45We both had days
01:15:48where it was either
01:15:48set a beautiful table
01:15:49or curl up in a bowl and die.
01:15:54We're the same, Bree.
01:15:57And if you think that means
01:15:58we can't be friends,
01:15:59then I'm sorry.
01:16:01But it might also mean
01:16:02we could be best friends.
01:16:03who knew you were so insightful.
01:16:14Isn't learning fun?
01:16:22Terrific, everyone.
01:16:25Cheers.
01:16:28So, did I lie?
01:16:30Was it cool?
01:16:31You were right.
01:16:32It really was.
01:16:33Thank you, Julie.
01:16:37It's good to get out
01:16:38of my own head, you know?
01:16:40For months now,
01:16:41I've been hung up on
01:16:42looking for my dad
01:16:43and blaming my mom.
01:16:45And it's gotten me nowhere.
01:16:47I just want to start
01:16:48having fun again.
01:16:52Thank you, Julie.
01:16:54There you are.
01:16:55I wanted to get some pictures with you.
01:16:57Come on.
01:17:03Orson.
01:17:16Orson.
01:17:19Hi.
01:17:20Um,
01:17:21listen, I have a 12 o'clock curfew,
01:17:23so if my mom asks,
01:17:24can you just...
01:17:24Right.
01:17:24No, it's Julie.
01:17:30Oh, you're sleepwalking.
01:17:32Yeah, I heard about that.
01:17:34I'm sorry, Mike.
01:17:36Again, not Mike.
01:17:40Why don't I get you back to bed
01:17:41and you can...
01:17:42I'm sorry I ran you over, Mike.
01:17:58Blindness.
01:17:59It's an affliction
01:18:00that prevents people
01:18:01from seeing
01:18:02what is right in front of them.
01:18:04Like the wives
01:18:07who can't detect
01:18:08the jealousy
01:18:09that consumes
01:18:10their husbands.
01:18:14The women unable to see
01:18:16that a rival
01:18:18might also
01:18:19be a friend.
01:18:22The men who stay
01:18:24oblivious to the guilt
01:18:25that lies
01:18:26deep within them.
01:18:30Yes.
01:18:30The world is filled
01:18:34with those
01:18:35who cannot see.
01:18:38The most dangerous
01:18:39are the ones
01:18:40who stay blind
01:18:41to the evil
01:18:42within their own hearts.
01:18:45How do we protect ourselves
01:18:47from these people?
01:18:49First,
01:18:49we have to open
01:18:50our own eyes
01:18:51and find them
01:18:52before
01:18:55they find us.