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  • 6/27/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Gabby learned a secret.
00:00:05Lee and I are trying to adopt a baby.
00:00:07Mike made a commitment.
00:00:08I can be a guy who takes care of his family.
00:00:11Lynette was warned.
00:00:13I told Preston I want to move up wedding until next week.
00:00:16Next week?
00:00:17A killer put everyone on edge.
00:00:20I can't believe she's dead.
00:00:21I gotta go home.
00:00:22My mom's so freaked out.
00:00:23This could've been me.
00:00:24She wants me around.
00:00:25So you're my brother?
00:00:26Half-brother, to be precise.
00:00:28Suspicion was born.
00:00:29What do we really know about Sam?
00:00:30I should find out everything I can.
00:00:32Why shouldn't you?
00:00:33He's your brother.
00:00:34And a very dangerous man arrived on Wisteria Lane.
00:00:45Good neighbors.
00:00:47They loan you cups of sugar.
00:00:51They tell you why your car won't start.
00:00:54They even help you find your lost pets.
00:00:58I just want to know who this person is.
00:01:00Good neighbors also come over at the slightest hint of trouble.
00:01:06Whether you want them there or not.
00:01:08Unreasonable.
00:01:09You know what I'm tired of fighting about.
00:01:10Fine.
00:01:11Walk away.
00:01:12It's what you always do.
00:01:16Gabby, what are you doing?
00:01:17Uh...
00:01:18I came to return this magazine Lee lent me, but you two were arguing, so...
00:01:24So you decided it would be fun to eavesdrop?
00:01:26God, it's like you see into my soul and yet you don't judge.
00:01:34Oh, come on.
00:01:35Tell me what happened.
00:01:38Our egg donor backed out.
00:01:39Not again.
00:01:40And the surrogate we hired will pull out if the procedure isn't done in the next month.
00:01:43Oh, can't you find another egg donor?
00:01:45We could if Lee wasn't so picky.
00:01:47Why are you discussing this with her?
00:01:49Oh, for God's sakes.
00:01:50I was eavesdropping.
00:01:51Catch up.
00:01:52Okay, yeah, I'm picky.
00:01:53We spent two years choosing a mattress.
00:01:55I'm not just going to get our child's DNA out of the yellow pages.
00:01:57If we lose the surrogate, it could take months to find another one.
00:02:00Yeah, and then she'll drop out for some ridiculous reason and I can't take any more of this.
00:02:05Yeah, maybe we're not supposed to be parents.
00:02:08Don't talk like that.
00:02:09Come on.
00:02:10Doesn't it seem like the universe is trying to tell us something?
00:02:13Why not take mine?
00:02:15Take your what?
00:02:17My eggs.
00:02:20I mean, I've got plenty and I hate to see you guys so unhappy.
00:02:24So what the heck?
00:02:26Good neighbors.
00:02:27They're people who try to help others.
00:02:30Oh.
00:02:31Bad neighbors are people who make promises they can't possibly keep.
00:02:47The morning paper said a young girl was missing.
00:02:51It quoted her family who said she had vanished on her way to work.
00:02:55It quoted her friends who said she wasn't the type to run away from home.
00:03:02It quoted the police who said they had very little evidence to go on.
00:03:08Sadly, people didn't pay much attention to this bit of news.
00:03:13No one thinks about evil until it shows up on their doorstep.
00:03:23Which it soon would.
00:03:25Oh my god, thief!
00:03:37Hey!
00:03:38You!
00:03:39Freeze!
00:03:40Whoa, whoa.
00:03:41Lady, put that thing down.
00:03:42Oh yeah, and while I'm at it, why don't I just hand you the keys?
00:03:44Now, hit the dirt!
00:03:46Relax.
00:03:47I'm not stealing anything.
00:03:48This is a repossession.
00:03:49Do I act stupid to you?
00:03:50Fire!
00:03:51Fire!
00:03:52What the hell are you doing?
00:03:53People come quicker when you yell fire.
00:03:55Now, I believe I told you to hit the dirt.
00:03:59Where's the fire?
00:04:00Susan, you okay?
00:04:01I'm fine.
00:04:02Just call 911.
00:04:03Hey, what's going on?
00:04:05This thief is trying to steal your truck.
00:04:08Hey, you the guy who's four months behind on his payments?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:13Stop, drop, and roll!
00:04:15Stop, drop, and roll!
00:04:17Why didn't you tell me you were having money problems?
00:04:24I was hoping business would pick up before anybody found out.
00:04:30But I guess that's no longer an option.
00:04:33Mike, we talked about this.
00:04:34I told you I am willing to help.
00:04:36And I told you I'm not taking my wife's money.
00:04:38Well, enough with the macho pride.
00:04:40I make a steady paycheck.
00:04:42And I have all that money from selling Carl's Strip Club.
00:04:45No.
00:04:46I'm definitely not taking your ex-husband's money.
00:04:48Are we done here?
00:04:49Sure.
00:04:50As long as you can explain how you're going to run a plumbing business without a truck.
00:04:54I don't know.
00:04:56I'll figure it out.
00:04:57And for the cover of the book, I see you in an evening gown, sitting on a bale of hay, wringing a dinner bill.
00:05:07I love it.
00:05:08Such a sense of whimsy.
00:05:10Well, if it isn't the dynamic duo.
00:05:12How did your meeting with the publisher go?
00:05:14Fantastic.
00:05:15Bruce loved the idea of a Nouvelle Southern cookbook.
00:05:18And your brother came up with the marketing slogan, In the Room.
00:05:22Tell him, Sam.
00:05:23Mrs. Vandekamp introduces you to upscale down-home cuisine.
00:05:28Catchy.
00:05:30I guess you know all about marketing, having an MBA and all.
00:05:34I guess so.
00:05:35Except, of course, you don't actually have an MBA.
00:05:40What are you talking about?
00:05:42I made a few calls, checked a few records.
00:05:45Turns out the golden child never got his degree.
00:05:50Is this true?
00:05:51Yes, I'm a few classes short.
00:05:55Is one of them ethics?
00:05:57Andrew, please.
00:06:00I don't understand.
00:06:03It was the final semester.
00:06:05We were about two months in, when the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
00:06:10I left school and brought her home so she didn't have to die in the hospital.
00:06:13If you like, I can save you a phone call and bring in her death certificate.
00:06:23That's okay.
00:06:26The university let me graduate with my class.
00:06:29I should finish my coursework next month.
00:06:32But I'm sorry, Bri. I should not have misrepresented myself.
00:06:34Everyone steps over the line, now and then. Let's all make an effort not to.
00:06:41Shall we?
00:06:42I'm sorry.
00:06:43She's a good girl.
00:06:44And I'm sorry.
00:06:45I'm sorry.
00:06:47I'm sorry.
00:06:48How old are you, this girl?
00:06:50I'm scared.
00:06:51I'm scared.
00:06:53I'm scared.
00:06:54This woman is incompetent.
00:06:55Why would you bring me here?
00:06:56Hey, you're the one who had to come to a Russian bridal shop.
00:06:59It was a mistake.
00:07:01Well, look at the fun you're having,
00:07:03chewing people out in your native tongue.
00:07:07Look, hey, sorry for the way she's been talking to you.
00:07:11Don't worry, you're not losing a son.
00:07:13You are gaining a pain in the ass.
00:07:15Tell me about it.
00:07:17My son is marrying a woman he barely knows.
00:07:19He's making the biggest mistake of his life,
00:07:21and I am powerless to stop him.
00:07:23If you like, maybe I get a little sloppy with the pushpins.
00:07:27Oh, you're sweet.
00:07:31Irina, it's your phone.
00:07:33If he's pressed, then tell him I'll be home soon.
00:07:36Okay, your highness.
00:07:38Bride's phone.
00:07:41Okay, slow down.
00:07:44I don't speak Russian.
00:07:46Irina, it's some Russian guy, and he doesn't sound happy.
00:07:51Alexei.
00:07:51Who is that?
00:07:59Wrong number.
00:08:01Wrong number?
00:08:01He asked for you by name.
00:08:03If I wanted you to know, I would say it in English.
00:08:08Mrs.
00:08:11I can say it in English.
00:08:18Hey, double cappuccino, extra hot.
00:08:20Eat anything else?
00:08:25Inspiration.
00:08:27Sorry, we just have muffins.
00:08:32What are you working on?
00:08:33A novel.
00:08:35I know another guy in a coffee shop writing a novel,
00:08:37just what the world needs.
00:08:39Well, I think it's cool.
00:08:41You mind if I ask what it's about?
00:08:42You really want to know?
00:08:45I do.
00:08:47It started out as a love story, but it's getting kind of dark.
00:08:53This guy meets this girl, takes her from nothing, gives her life meaning, basically creates her.
00:09:01And then one day, she just disappears, vanishes, with another man.
00:09:12Sucks for the guy.
00:09:13And she takes his baby.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17She sounds like a bitch.
00:09:18Sure does.
00:09:19Anyhow, I'm up to the point where the guy who's been looking for her for a long time finally tracks her down.
00:09:30And that's where I'm kind of stuck.
00:09:34What does he do?
00:09:35Well, I don't know all the details, but you said it was dark, right?
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:46Seems to me the guy would kill her.
00:09:49Funny, that was exactly my first instinct, too.
00:09:57No.
00:09:58No?
00:09:59You asked my permission to be an egg donor, and I said no.
00:10:02Oh, I wasn't asking you. I was telling you.
00:10:04Sorry, you can't do this without my approval. Those eggs are half mine.
00:10:08How so?
00:10:08I'm your husband. I own 50% of whatever comes out of that uterus.
00:10:12Oh, so you think you own my body.
00:10:16I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require.
00:10:20If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder,
00:10:23which means I can stop you from handing out your eggs, like, party favors to every childless gay couple that wanders by.
00:10:28You cannot stop me. I can do whatever I want with my eggs.
00:10:31And I can do whatever I want with the credit cards I pay for. For example, I can cut them up.
00:10:35I don't care about credit cards. I am trying to do something noble here. I'm helping these people become a family.
00:10:43You've hidden the cards, haven't you?
00:10:45Damn straight.
00:10:46Okay, I am begging you, as your husband, please don't do this. It'll be too weird having your DNA living next door.
00:10:54I don't care. My mind is made up.
00:10:56I am going to help Bob and Lee have a baby so they can experience the same love and joy that we occasionally have with our children.
00:11:01So, the Russian sales girl translated for me, and you'll never guess what Irina said to the angry guy on the phone.
00:11:13Please don't make me guess.
00:11:14She said, go ahead and call the police. You'll never find me.
00:11:21And that's it.
00:11:22How much more do you need? She is a foreigner. She's done something criminal. Start your deportation now.
00:11:29Ma'am, without proof of criminal activity, there's nothing I can do.
00:11:32Why can't you at least interrogate her?
00:11:36Yes, and if you want to slap her around a bit, you'll get no complaints from me.
00:11:40Look, Mrs. Scava, we are a government agency.
00:11:43We can't investigate your future daughter-in-law just because you don't think she's good for your son.
00:11:47Ah, it all makes sense now. You're single, right? Never had any kids?
00:11:55Yeah, so?
00:11:56You just don't get it.
00:12:09Hi.
00:12:10Nice looking family. Is that your daughter-in-law?
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:15You two get along?
00:12:15Don't get me started.
00:12:19Got a minute?
00:12:26Okay, what are you doing?
00:12:28Clogging the sink.
00:12:30What?
00:12:31Daddy needs work.
00:12:32Oh, honey, that's sweet.
00:12:36Daddy only gets paid when other people have plumbing problems.
00:12:39So I should do this to somebody else's sink?
00:12:42No, honey, that would be wrong.
00:12:45Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clock your drain?
00:12:56So don't phone Mikey until I get home. And when you call him, sound desperate. That way he'll feel useful.
00:13:07There's enough there for a tip. But careful when you give it to him. I don't want him thinking anyone's doing him a favor.
00:13:23Trust me, Bruce, after they taste these recipes, they will be on board. Just give me the chance to dazzle them. Okay. Bye.
00:13:34Problems?
00:13:34Bruce got a little resistance when he met with the sales team. They fear Southern cookbooks are a tad overdone. So I suggested we have a little dinner to let them sample the recipes themselves.
00:13:44Excellent.
00:13:44We have to really impress them. Let's see if we can book the private dining room at the Britannian Hotel.
00:13:48I'll take care of it. But before I do, I have something difficult to say.
00:13:54Well, I hope it's not about that silly MBA business.
00:13:56I think I know why Andrew tried to discredit me yesterday.
00:14:00Oh?
00:14:01He knew you had me auditing the books and he knew what I was going to find.
00:14:06What did you find?
00:14:08Did you charge the Donnelly's for five cases of vodka?
00:14:15Yeah. So?
00:14:18According to our invoices, only four were delivered to their party. And the Rotary Club luncheon was charged for seven cases of wine and only six showed up.
00:14:26Why are you even looking at this stuff?
00:14:28And I seem to recall you're having a party that same weekend with lots of wine and lots of vodka.
00:14:32Okay. Yeah. I took some leftover booze to my house for a party. What's the big deal?
00:14:36It wasn't leftover. You charged the client for that liquor. That's stealing.
00:14:40Is Sam the one who told you about this?
00:14:42We are not talking about Sam right now.
00:14:44But we need to.
00:14:46Can't you see the type of person he is?
00:14:48Yes. He is the type of person who leaves college to care for his dying mother.
00:14:51You are the type of person who steals from clients.
00:14:56Believe what you want to believe, but I'm not going to listen to this.
00:15:00Andrew?
00:15:03Don't you walk away from me.
00:15:04Can't you see how he's manipulating you?
00:15:06How stupid can you be?
00:15:07Apparently I'm stupid enough to have trusted you.
00:15:10Well, if I'm the problem, why not just fire me?
00:15:12I'm tempted. Don't push me.
00:15:22Clear your things out and turn in your keys.
00:15:24Oh, hey, Tom. Did Irina and Preston say when they'd be back from the mall?
00:15:38Stop!
00:15:39Stop what?
00:15:40Not you. I'm teaching Parker to drive.
00:15:42I'm planning to steal Irina's passport number.
00:15:44Oh God, what are you up to now?
00:15:46I have a new best friend at immigration who's got a friend at the Russian embassy who's agreed to initiate a background search.
00:15:56Lynette, this is getting out of hand.
00:15:58That woman is hiding something and I am taking her down.
00:16:05Oh God.
00:16:07Oh God.
00:16:11Oh God.
00:16:15You shouldn't be in here with the door closed. My mom gets a little freaked out.
00:16:29Well, your mother is a prude. That is what happens to a woman when they grow old.
00:16:46Don't kiss me.
00:16:48Who's that?
00:16:57Your mom.
00:16:58Get home now.
00:17:00Trap behind the closet door.
00:17:03Preston and Irina are about to...
00:17:07Pull over. I gotta get home fast.
00:17:08I can go fast.
00:17:09Seriously, you're getting my mom's now.
00:17:16I know.
00:17:18It's what makes it fun.
00:17:20It's what makes it fun.
00:17:21It's what makes it fun.
00:17:43Honey maple short ribs drizzled with manzanilla sherry.
00:17:50These are amazing.
00:17:51Bruce's sales team will be powerless to resist.
00:17:54Well, you are really focused on this dinner, which is amazing considering what happened.
00:17:58I mean, firing your own son.
00:18:02I've done worse things to Andrew.
00:18:04We have a very complicated relationship.
00:18:08You'll see that the longer you're at the company.
00:18:11How? You fired him?
00:18:13No, that's just our pattern.
00:18:14He provokes me and I push him away, but we always come back together.
00:18:17So, you're going to bring him back in?
00:18:22Eventually.
00:18:23This stealing.
00:18:24The way he spoke to you.
00:18:26Sam.
00:18:27He's my son.
00:18:35Hey, busy day, huh?
00:18:37Yeah, busy week.
00:18:39So funny.
00:18:39I've had all this work right here on the lane.
00:18:43Well, that's good, right?
00:18:44Especially since you don't have your truck.
00:18:46Uh-huh.
00:18:47Hey, guess what I found?
00:18:51Oh, my earring.
00:18:52I'm looking all over for that.
00:18:54Where'd you find it?
00:18:55Gabby's bathtub drain.
00:18:57Oh.
00:19:01Oh, of course.
00:19:04Gabby and I went jogging and then I hugged her.
00:19:09So my earring probably got caught in her sports bra and when she went to take a bath.
00:19:16Hey, do you want to have sex?
00:19:19So Gabby's drain, Angie's garbage disposal, Lynette's toilet.
00:19:23I mean, the really dirty sex.
00:19:27So now I have to return all that money.
00:19:30No, you don't.
00:19:31I gave it to them.
00:19:38You're saying everyone on the street knows I'm having financial trouble.
00:19:41Well, I think they already figured that out when they saw your truck get repossessed out of our driveway.
00:19:48This is humiliating, Susan.
00:19:50I'm sorry, but it all could have been prevented if you just let me make a few stupid payments on your truck.
00:19:55I told you, I don't want your help. This is my business, my problem.
00:19:59You know, I don't remember all those my's in our wedding vows.
00:20:03It's supposed to be a partnership.
00:20:05If you can't let me help you, maybe there's something wrong with our marriage.
00:20:08I'm not going to listen to this, all right? I'm tired.
00:20:11I had a busy day wasting my time.
00:20:13I sleep on the couch.
00:20:25I sleep on the couch.
00:20:41Danny?
00:20:43You up there?
00:20:55Hello?
00:21:20Oh, jeez, Nick, you scared me.
00:21:22I think I just, I just got home and I thought I heard a noise.
00:21:26No, it's fine.
00:21:28Just hurry home, okay?
00:21:41To Gabriel Solis, the best neighbor to childless upwardly mobile gay guys could ever have.
00:21:45Aw.
00:21:48Hey!
00:21:48No, no, that was purely ceremonial. We don't want you drinking.
00:21:51Why? Does it affect my fertility?
00:21:53That.
00:21:54And you're kind of a sloppy drunk.
00:21:57Fine. Let's talk babies.
00:22:00So, what are you guys hoping for, a boy or a girl?
00:22:03I want a girl.
00:22:04That way we can put her in baby beauty pageants.
00:22:06Yeah, they're so cute in their makeup and rhinestone dresses.
00:22:10Really? You guys going to do that?
00:22:12Why not?
00:22:12It's just I kind of dabbled in that world and for me it was a bit much.
00:22:16Well, don't panic. 50% chance it's a boy.
00:22:18Then it's makeup and rhinestone vests.
00:22:20What?
00:22:21He's kidding.
00:22:23He better be. There's no way I'm allowing that.
00:22:28Now that I think about it, I do hope we have a boy.
00:22:32And why is that?
00:22:34I already have two girls. I'm so sick of buying dresses.
00:22:36When he's old enough, I'm going to take him on the biggest shopping spree ever.
00:22:39I guess you can do that when we come back to visit.
00:22:47Visit? Where are you going?
00:22:48My mother lives in upstate New York. We thought we'd move closer to her so the baby can be around family.
00:22:52Really?
00:22:57Is that a problem?
00:22:59It just never occurred to me that you guys would leave and take my only son.
00:23:07Gabby, this child, it'll have your genes, but it won't be yours.
00:23:13You get that, right?
00:23:22Of course.
00:23:24I mean, it's the only way it can work, right?
00:23:26Come on. You ready?
00:23:37Okay, no peeking.
00:23:40You gonna beat me again this time?
00:23:45Guys?
00:23:50Mommy, why do you look so sad?
00:23:51Well, I was just thinking about what it would be like if I couldn't see your face every day and it made me sad.
00:24:01What's going on?
00:24:07Come out of the kitchen. I want you to spend some time with these people. Mingle. Have a drink.
00:24:12Don't drink, Bruce. I'm an alcoholic.
00:24:14One drink. I'm not asking you to swing from the chandelier.
00:24:17Why are you so nervous?
00:24:21I really put my neck on the line for this book, Brie.
00:24:25No one likes the idea. No one.
00:24:28Oh, I should have stopped at just one drink.
00:24:30Look, they are gonna love the food.
00:24:33I hope so.
00:24:34Because if they don't, I don't see how you're going to publish another book of any kind.
00:24:38Up two people. This is a big one.
00:24:53Is something wrong?
00:24:54What's this?
00:24:54It's the sherry we drizzled on the ribs.
00:24:57This isn't sherry. This is vinegar.
00:24:59Vinegar?
00:24:59Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:25:08It's ruined.
00:25:12They're all ruined. It's disgusting.
00:25:14The floor's not looking so great either.
00:25:16Stop! We can't serve this food.
00:25:18We've already taken out most of the plates.
00:25:20Well, don't just stand there. Go get them back.
00:25:22How can it be vinegar?
00:25:24We tested the recipe last night, and it was perfect.
00:25:26And then I locked the sherry in the liquor cabinet.
00:25:28Who had access?
00:25:29Did you give Andrew's keys to anyone after you fired him?
00:25:31He never returned his key.
00:25:33Oh, Brie.
00:25:35They won't get the plates back.
00:25:36Publisher guy's giving a little speech, and then they're gonna eat.
00:25:39No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna lose my cookbook career over this.
00:25:44God.
00:25:54Hand me that torch.
00:25:58Bon appetit, everybody.
00:26:15We're serving cobbler in the parking lot!
00:26:24I just made you real hot chocolate.
00:26:32Don't I get a smile?
00:26:33My son tried to ruin my career tonight.
00:26:37I don't think I'll ever smile again.
00:26:40Honestly, I don't think Andrew had anything to do with it.
00:26:45You don't?
00:26:47Look at the planning that went into it.
00:26:49The vinegar had to be substituted for the sherry.
00:26:52After you'd selected the bottle, but before you'd left for the event.
00:26:56And the ingredient had to be something you wouldn't sample.
00:27:01Come on. Andrew's not clever enough to pull that off.
00:27:04He can't even steal a case of wine without getting caught.
00:27:06Well, then who do you think did it?
00:27:09Well, it'd have to be somebody pretty smart.
00:27:13At least smart enough to get an MBA.
00:27:16Sam? That's ridiculous.
00:27:17Why would he want to hurt me?
00:27:19Who said he wanted to hurt you?
00:27:20Andrew. Andrew's the one taking this phone.
00:27:25No, that's not possible.
00:27:27What does he stand to gain?
00:27:30What a good question.
00:27:33Enjoy your chocolate.
00:27:33Every once in a while I catch Susan looking at me this certain way.
00:27:43You know, I'm putting on my shirt or mowing the lawn.
00:27:46I'll turn my head and I'll catch her with this look in her eyes.
00:27:49And I know she's thinking that she's lucky to have me.
00:27:57So how can I tell her I'm dead and broke?
00:27:59How can I say I can't take your money because it won't begin to cover the debts I've been racking up for the last year?
00:28:10She thinks it's a couple of truck payments.
00:28:11She's got no idea.
00:28:14This would really hurt her if she found out I kept this from her.
00:28:21I don't think I'd ever see that look from her again.
00:28:25And I can't let that happen.
00:28:26Tell me how much you need.
00:28:39Double cap, extra hot, right?
00:28:42Wow, good memory.
00:28:44I haven't seen you for a while, but maybe you left town.
00:28:48I'm not leaving till I finish my book.
00:28:50Oh right, yeah. How's that going?
00:28:53Did the guy kill her?
00:28:56I tried to write it that way.
00:28:59He went over there, she was alone.
00:29:04He had the chance.
00:29:07And what happened?
00:29:10Just seemed too easy.
00:29:15So you stuck again?
00:29:17No.
00:29:19I've got a better idea.
00:29:22If you think about it, the worst part of what she did was taking the kid, right?
00:29:26So, I figure the best way for him to get revenge is to take something from her.
00:29:37But what can he take that's going to be as bad as what she did?
00:29:43The kid.
00:29:45He's going to take the kid, right?
00:29:47That's what I'm thinking.
00:29:48Hey.
00:30:00Hey.
00:30:02So, I guess Carlos talked to you guys?
00:30:05He did.
00:30:05I feel awful.
00:30:11The more he thought about it, he just couldn't let me do this.
00:30:13And let's face it, he does have a say.
00:30:15That's completely understandable, Gabby.
00:30:17It was a lot to ask.
00:30:19So, where's Lee?
00:30:21I want to talk to him too.
00:30:23He left.
00:30:27Left?
00:30:27After Carlos came over, Lee and I got into yet another fight, and we broke up.
00:30:39Are you kidding me?
00:30:41Lee says he can't go through it again.
00:30:43I'm determined to have a child, so...
00:30:46Is there anything I can do?
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:55Right.
00:30:57Sorry.
00:30:58It's okay, Gabby.
00:30:59Like I said, it was a lot to ask.
00:31:16My left shoe is missing.
00:31:19We'll find it.
00:31:20I can't get married in one shoe.
00:31:21Just get dressed.
00:31:22The wedding starts in half an hour.
00:31:25Hey, me making sure to wear sneakers.
00:31:26It'll be wild, like he's too cool to care.
00:31:30Or I could just help him keep looking.
00:31:32There you go.
00:31:33Lynette!
00:31:34Help me look for Preston's shoe!
00:31:38Lynette!
00:31:38What are you doing?
00:31:47I need your help.
00:31:48Preston can't find a shoe.
00:31:50I put it in the oven.
00:31:52Why?
00:31:53Because that woman at immigration never called me back, and I am screwed.
00:31:59Honey, come on.
00:32:00Hiding a shoe isn't going to stop them from getting married.
00:32:04I know.
00:32:04I just wanted a few more minutes before I had to tell my son I'm not going to his
00:32:08wedding.
00:32:09Lynette.
00:32:10I will not be a hypocrite, Tom.
00:32:12I know how you feel.
00:32:14But if you think Irina's got power now, just you wait until you don't show up to your son's wedding.
00:32:19Oh, I wish.
00:32:22I wish.
00:32:24I went to church more often.
00:32:25I could really use a favor from the man upstairs right about now.
00:32:33Mrs. Gabo?
00:32:35You're not going to believe what I found.
00:32:36I'll see you Sunday morning.
00:32:50You look beautiful.
00:32:55I'm guessing this one's much nicer than your first wedding dress.
00:32:58You know, when you got married in Russia to Alexei Kosakov.
00:33:08Here in America, we actually get divorced before we get married again.
00:33:11Otherwise, you spend your honeymoon in jail.
00:33:16Alexei told me if I marry him, he will give me a good life.
00:33:20But he didn't.
00:33:22He never worked.
00:33:24He treated me badly.
00:33:27And now he won't sign the divorce papers unless I give him money.
00:33:30Uh-huh.
00:33:34Okay.
00:33:35That explains Alexei.
00:33:39What about the guy in Italy who pressed charges after you cleaned out his bank account?
00:33:46That guy was a pig.
00:33:51Believe me, I earned every penny.
00:33:54We have a term in America for women who get paid for sex and it's not daughter-in-law.
00:34:00You know why it doesn't bother me that you don't like me?
00:34:07Can't wait.
00:34:08Because it really doesn't matter.
00:34:12All that matters is that one hour from now, I will have a ring on this finger.
00:34:19And I will be the most important person in his life.
00:34:23So, give Preston your little file.
00:34:28I will explain it all away.
00:34:31And he will believe every word.
00:34:34He always does.
00:34:42Preston.
00:34:46Mom, do you mind?
00:34:50I need to talk to Irina.
00:34:53I need to talk to Irina.
00:35:15Hi.
00:35:23Your father told me you called off the wedding.
00:35:28Obviously, I think you are doing the right thing.
00:35:34I know you hate me right now and I just want you to know that I am okay with that.
00:35:38I love you so much.
00:35:50I would rather have you resent me or even cut me off completely than to allow you to make a mistake that could ruin your life.
00:35:58So, go ahead.
00:36:02Hate me for as long as you want and when you are done, I will be here waiting.
00:36:06Try not to take too long because I miss you already.
00:36:21Try not to take too long because I miss you already.
00:36:33Hey.
00:36:35Hey.
00:36:35Where are you going?
00:36:36Motel?
00:36:37Motel?
00:36:38Did I get flight out of this horrible place?
00:36:41What?
00:36:42Scavos couldn't even give you a lift?
00:36:43It's harsh.
00:36:45I want nothing from the Scavos.
00:36:47They're dead to me.
00:36:50Lucky for you, I am not a Scavo.
00:36:52Sorry about the wedding.
00:37:07It's Preston's loss, man.
00:37:08I mean, he'll never get someone as hot as you again.
00:37:10I don't want to talk about it.
00:37:12Sure, you know, I get that.
00:37:16You know, if you want to save money, you could always skip the motel and stay at my place.
00:37:22I don't think so.
00:37:25Yeah, well, I promise.
00:37:26No funny business, I mean, unless you want some.
00:37:33Yeah, I mean, think of it as a transition relationship.
00:37:38It'll help you get over Preston and I have no problem letting you use me.
00:37:42Okay, enough.
00:37:44I'm a little out of your link, don't you think?
00:37:46I mean, I didn't come to America to end up with some greasy-haired little boy.
00:38:02What are you doing?
00:38:11Eddie?
00:38:11We all know that evil exists.
00:38:36The newspapers are filled with stories about young girls who suddenly vanish.
00:38:45But we don't pay attention because we're worried about our marriages.
00:38:50We don't pay attention to evil because we think it will never come to our house.
00:39:14But it does.
00:39:17Hey, Mrs. Scavo, I'm here to pick up Porter for school.
00:39:20And sometimes, we let it in.
00:39:34Previously on Desperate Housewives,
00:39:36a mother protected her son.
00:39:38Here in America, we actually get divorced before we get married again.
00:39:41I will explain it all away.
00:39:44Your father told me you called off the wedding.
00:39:48Evil came to Wisteria Lane.
00:39:50Susan, how is she?
00:39:51We don't know yet.
00:39:52Nobody's talking to us.
00:39:53It struck again.
00:39:56I can't believe she's dead.
00:39:57I didn't really know her, but I guess we're sort of connected now.
00:40:00You would have liked her.
00:40:01And fear set in.
00:40:02Whoever attacked Julie is still out there.
00:40:04There is obviously a madman on the loose.
00:40:06Hey.
00:40:07The stage was set.
00:40:10I'm a little out of your league, don't you think?
00:40:13For the killer.
00:40:15What are you doing?
00:40:16To strike again.
00:40:24There is a house in the town of Fairview.
00:40:27Inside this house lives a monster.
00:40:30The kind who kills young women.
00:40:33You may ask how such a monster came to be.
00:40:39And that's a very good question indeed.
00:40:45I'm out of scotch.
00:40:46I'll buy you some more while I'm out.
00:40:49You got any in your room?
00:40:52No.
00:40:53Then stay out of there.
00:40:54I know you've been stealing my booze.
00:40:56Stop being so paranoid.
00:40:58I don't even drink.
00:41:00Sure you don't.
00:41:00I got to help Mrs. Scott will fix her car.
00:41:04You can wait a little while.
00:41:06Right?
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:15His name was Eddie.
00:41:17Everyone thought he was harmless.
00:41:25Until the day his mother went into his room.
00:41:28She was just looking for a bottle of scotch.
00:41:39But found the truth instead.
00:41:46Soon everyone in town would be asking.
00:41:49How could such a monster come to be?
00:41:54Sadly, the answer would satisfy no one.
00:42:00I met Eddie on a Monday.
00:42:16He had just turned four.
00:42:22If you're smart, you'll take out jogging now.
00:42:24Don't wait till you're my age.
00:42:25It's too late.
00:42:30So what's going on in there?
00:42:36I am done.
00:42:37Baby, I said I'm sorry.
00:42:38It's too late, Barbara.
00:42:39I can't take it anymore.
00:42:40But you can't just walk out.
00:42:41We have a kid.
00:42:42No, you have a kid.
00:42:43I never wanted him.
00:42:45I never wanted any of this.
00:42:47Excuse me.
00:42:49Is this your child?
00:42:50What did to you?
00:42:51I'm sure you don't want to be talking like this in front of him.
00:43:00I was just leaving.
00:43:01Hank, don't do this.
00:43:02Don't leave me here.
00:43:04I don't want to be alone.
00:43:18Eddie, come here.
00:43:20Come here.
00:43:20I have to get ready for work.
00:43:21Oh, it's you.
00:43:30Hi.
00:43:31I just wanted to check in and see how you guys are doing.
00:43:36Also, I may do a little something.
00:43:39You're kidding.
00:43:40Well, it's nothing special.
00:43:41Just macaroni and cheese.
00:43:46Come on.
00:43:46Let me heat this up for you.
00:43:48I don't know.
00:43:51And then we can talk.
00:43:52If you want to complain about your husband, I promise I won't defend him.
00:43:58Don't just stand there then.
00:44:01Come on in.
00:44:08He's a handsome little boy.
00:44:10He looks just like his father.
00:44:12Which is a shame.
00:44:16Maybe Hank will reconsider.
00:44:17No.
00:44:18I'm just serious this time.
00:44:20I'm all alone with a four-year-old to raise.
00:44:23Isn't there anybody who can help you?
00:44:25Family?
00:44:26Your mother?
00:44:26Oh, my mother?
00:44:28God forbid.
00:44:30What about friends?
00:44:31I have a great group of friends over on Wisteria Lane.
00:44:34We've helped each other get through all sorts of problems.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38I've never really been the type of woman to have girlfriends.
00:44:41And now, I'm 35 years old with a kid.
00:44:45I'm guessing I'm not really going to be having any boyfriends either.
00:44:48Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:44:50Women in your situation find love.
00:44:52You just have to look for it.
00:44:55I guess.
00:44:56Well, I've got to go.
00:44:57Um, if you like, I can stop by next week.
00:45:02Uh, no, you don't have to do that.
00:45:04We'll be fine.
00:45:05Uh, Eddie, say goodbye to Mary Alice.
00:45:07Goodbye.
00:45:08You take care, Eddie.
00:45:10So cute.
00:45:12It's gonna be a heartbreaker one day.
00:45:14Just like his father.
00:45:31Oh, hi, Eddie.
00:45:33Remember me?
00:45:34I brought you a little something.
00:45:37I'm not supposed to open the door.
00:45:40Well, tell your mom I'm here and she can open it.
00:45:43She's not here.
00:45:45Oh, well, tell your babysitter then.
00:45:50You do have a sitter, don't you?
00:45:55Eddie, where exactly is your mother?
00:45:57Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:46:10Look, it's my friend, Mary Alice.
00:46:13Nice to meet you, Mary.
00:46:14Name's Ron.
00:46:16Bought you a drink?
00:46:16Thanks, but I'm not gonna be here that long.
00:46:18Get up, you're leaving.
00:46:19Whoa, she can't leave yet.
00:46:22No, this party's just getting started.
00:46:24Did you say your name was Ron?
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26Shut up, Ron.
00:46:28I have Eddie in my car.
00:46:29Eddie?
00:46:30Has something happened?
00:46:31He's not hurt, is he?
00:46:32He's fine, though, thanks to you.
00:46:34Who's Eddie?
00:46:35Her four-year-old child who she left at home unattended.
00:46:37You got a kid?
00:46:39You know, you might want to leave with that next time,
00:46:41before I spring for the screwdrivers.
00:46:43Oh, baby, don't, uh, don't you want to get my phone number?
00:46:49Now look at what you've done.
00:46:51I am this close to calling social services.
00:46:53You might want to change your tone.
00:46:55Let's go.
00:46:56Got a little boy to look after.
00:47:01I know I should have stayed home,
00:47:03but I was already dressed when the sitter canceled,
00:47:05and I really just needed a couple of hours to myself.
00:47:08He's four years old, Barbara.
00:47:10What if he had gotten sick?
00:47:11What if he had hurt himself?
00:47:12I know, I know.
00:47:13It was really stupid.
00:47:14You've got to promise me you will never do something like this again.
00:47:17Never again.
00:47:18I swear.
00:47:19It's just...
00:47:23What?
00:47:25I really need a man.
00:47:30Oh, my heavens.
00:47:35I should have been home hours ago.
00:47:37Don't worry about us.
00:47:38We're good now.
00:47:44I want you to be happy, Barbara.
00:47:45I do.
00:47:46It's just being a mother means always putting his needs ahead of yours.
00:47:53You're right.
00:47:54That's exactly what it means.
00:47:58Baby.
00:48:06Come here.
00:48:10Oh, Eddie.
00:48:11It's not your fault you ruined my life.
00:48:22Gabrielle met Eddie on a Tuesday,
00:48:24the day she moved into the neighborhood.
00:48:28Carlos, I'm bored.
00:48:30No, I can't go get my nails done because I'm waiting for the freaking movers.
00:48:33Besides, I doubt this town even has a spa.
00:48:36It does, however, have annoying people who come to your house with welcome baskets
00:48:39and say things like, hot enough for you?
00:48:43No, no, no, no.
00:48:43You are not going into another meeting.
00:48:45You know, just because I moved here for your job doesn't mean you...
00:48:48Oh, yeah.
00:48:49Damn right we're going to talk about this tonight.
00:48:51And it will be hot enough for you.
00:48:59Looks like it's just you and me, Chanel.
00:49:09Who the hell are you?
00:49:20Eddie.
00:49:22How did you get in here?
00:49:23Through the window.
00:49:24How did you get in?
00:49:25With my key.
00:49:26I own this place.
00:49:27Well, I've been playing here since the other people moved.
00:49:30Can I still do that?
00:49:31No!
00:49:32Get out!
00:49:32Go!
00:49:33Go home!
00:49:33Shoot!
00:49:34Shoot!
00:49:34Shoot!
00:49:34Shoot!
00:49:34Shoot!
00:49:38Did you know you're really beautiful?
00:49:47Okay, maybe I was a little rude earlier.
00:49:50What's your story?
00:49:50What do you do?
00:49:51I'm a kid.
00:49:52Oh, right.
00:49:53So why aren't you in school?
00:49:55It's summer.
00:49:56Oh, right.
00:49:57Well, I don't really do the kid thing.
00:49:59So, where do you live?
00:50:00A couple of streets over.
00:50:02What else with the weeds?
00:50:07Well, that's the moving van that has a lot of boxes I have to unpack.
00:50:11You better hit the road.
00:50:14Or I could stay here and help you unpack.
00:50:21Follow me.
00:50:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, you missed a spot.
00:50:28Oh, sorry.
00:50:30Don't apologize, you do good work.
00:50:32Maybe next time you'll be ready to do a french tip.
00:50:34Should I get that?
00:50:36Oh!
00:50:37Shh!
00:50:38Keep your voice down.
00:50:39You might be one of those stuffed food wives with another welcome to the neighborhood cake.
00:50:42I mean, really, does it look like I eat cake?
00:50:45Some of the neighbors are nice.
00:50:46That lady with the red hair makes her own Halloween candy.
00:50:49You mean the one whose parents named her after cheese?
00:50:52No, thank you.
00:50:52I like my robots a little more lifelike.
00:50:56Though she's not as bad as that blonde chick who's always yelling at her kids.
00:50:58There are people on fire who are not as loud as she is.
00:51:03Then I thought maybe for a second that Susan Meyer lady and I could be friends.
00:51:08Then she started talking.
00:51:09Okay, good.
00:51:11I think they're gone.
00:51:15Can we watch your shows now?
00:51:16Just as soon as you finish unpacking those boxes in the kitchen.
00:51:19I did it this morning.
00:51:22Oh my god.
00:51:22If you can sell, I am locking you in my basement and you are staying here forever.
00:51:26Cool.
00:51:28Eddie, I was kidding.
00:51:29You've been coming here every day for a week.
00:51:32Isn't your mother mine?
00:51:33No.
00:51:33Are you sure?
00:51:34Maybe I should call her.
00:51:36No, uh, she has this new boyfriend and they like their alone time.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Okay, well then why don't you stay for dinner?
00:51:44I'll cook.
00:51:46Great.
00:51:47Although you are the one who unpacked the pots and pans,
00:51:49so I'd hate to mess up your system.
00:51:50I'll cook.
00:51:51I can heat up soup.
00:51:53More than I can do.
00:51:56Y-Yelen, how sick are you really?
00:52:01If you can dial a phone, you can come in and do three loads of laundry and wash some dishes.
00:52:06Wait.
00:52:07Yelen, you know I can't understand when you speak in your native gibberish.
00:52:12Hello?
00:52:14Hello?
00:52:16Surprise, babe.
00:52:18Honey, what are you doing home?
00:52:20Well, I was at work and I started thinking about my lonely,
00:52:23beautiful wife and that big beautiful bathtub upstairs we haven't christened yet.
00:52:30You pig.
00:52:31So you're saying you don't want to take a bath with me?
00:52:34Well, I guess the pans can wait until Yelen recovers from her double pneumonia.
00:52:40All right, we've done the tub.
00:52:47Maybe we should christen the guest room next.
00:52:49That sounds great, but I need to get going.
00:52:52Wait a minute.
00:52:53You're going back to work?
00:52:54This is a nooner?
00:52:55I can't take the whole day off.
00:52:56I already canceled two meetings and a lunch for this.
00:52:58So how long do we have?
00:53:00Five more minutes.
00:53:02I'll just sit there, fundle something.
00:53:07What the hell?
00:53:08Who are you?
00:53:09Ah!
00:53:09Eddie!
00:53:11Do you know this kid?
00:53:12He lives in the neighborhood.
00:53:14I knocked.
00:53:15No one answered.
00:53:16So I came through the window.
00:53:18We're naked.
00:53:18Get out!
00:53:19She told me I could come over.
00:53:20Who's this guy?
00:53:22He's my husband, Eddie.
00:53:23Get out!
00:53:27This is how you've been spending your days.
00:53:29He's lonely.
00:53:32I'm lonely.
00:53:32There are plenty of women on this street that you can be friends with.
00:53:35Well, they're all so weird.
00:53:36Gabby, your best friend is a nine-year-old boy.
00:53:38That's weird.
00:53:40He has no one in his life.
00:53:42His mother totally ignores him.
00:53:43I'm thinking of going over there and saying something.
00:53:45No.
00:53:46Stay out of it.
00:53:47This is where we live now and I don't want us to be known as the nosy neighbors.
00:53:55But he's so sad.
00:53:57I don't care.
00:53:58Stop using him as your excuse.
00:54:00Cut him loose and get out there and start making a life for yourself.
00:54:12Buddy?
00:54:17Look, Eddie, I'm sorry Carlos yelled at you.
00:54:22It's just we were cleaning the tub.
00:54:25I know what sex is.
00:54:26I'm not stupid.
00:54:28No, you're not, which is why you should know.
00:54:31You can't just break into people's houses.
00:54:34It was okay when I was unpacking your boxes.
00:54:37Look, Eddie, I really like you.
00:54:40But the thing is, we can't hang out so much anymore.
00:54:45I need to make friends my age and you need to make friends your age.
00:54:48I need to make friends my age and you can't stay.
00:54:49I need to make friends my age so much.
00:54:50You're not so pretty.
00:54:54Eddie?
00:54:56Oh, no.
00:54:57Oh, no.
00:55:05Oh, no.
00:55:07Oh, no.
00:55:08Oh, no.
00:55:09Oh, no.
00:55:09Oh, no.
00:55:11Oh, no.
00:55:12Oh, no.
00:55:12Oh, no.
00:55:14Oh, no.
00:55:15Oh, no.
00:55:16Brie hired Eddie to help out on a Wednesday,
00:55:42and she helped him in return.
00:55:46It's looking wonderful, Eddie.
00:55:50Same time tomorrow?
00:55:51Sure, Mrs. Hodge.
00:55:53Um, I think you gave me too much.
00:55:59Call it a bonus for a job well done.
00:56:01You don't need to do this.
00:56:03Well, I'm sure you could use a little extra cash.
00:56:05Do you have a girlfriend? Maybe you could hire something nice.
00:56:09I don't have a girlfriend.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:13Well, you're still young.
00:56:16Well, it wouldn't matter how old I am.
00:56:18Girls never notice me.
00:56:20Well, did it ever occur to you that they might be waiting for you to notice them?
00:56:25No.
00:56:27Are there any girls that you like?
00:56:33There is this one girl at school.
00:56:36Do you ever talk to her?
00:56:38See?
00:56:39She has probably noticed you lots of times and wonders why you don't walk up to introduce yourself.
00:56:44I wouldn't even know what to say.
00:56:47Does she have nice eyes?
00:56:49She has nice everything.
00:56:51Well, you can start by mentioning her eyes.
00:56:54Trust me, you can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.
00:56:57This is good stuff.
00:56:59Anything else?
00:57:00Well, once you have her attention, you've got to woo her.
00:57:05Woo?
00:57:06Yes, give her a little gift so she knows that you're thinking about her.
00:57:09Flowers are nice.
00:57:11Roses are even better.
00:57:13And then eventually, you can work your way up to jewelry.
00:57:18I can't afford all that.
00:57:21Now you can.
00:57:22Excuse me, are you Eddie Orlovsky's mother?
00:57:37Who's asking?
00:57:38Bree Hodge.
00:57:39Your son has been doing some painting for me over on Visteria Lane.
00:57:43You're not the woman who has sex with her gardeners, are you?
00:57:46Oh, good heavens, no.
00:57:48That's somebody else.
00:57:52May I please speak to Eddie?
00:57:54He's not here.
00:57:56Oh, well, then maybe you can help me.
00:58:02A few weeks ago, I gave Eddie some advice on how to talk to girls.
00:58:06I'm glad someone did.
00:58:07The kid is a lummox.
00:58:09Yes.
00:58:10Well, what I didn't realize is that the object of his affection is my daughter, Danielle.
00:58:17He gave her roses and then more roses.
00:58:20And then I found this in my mailbox.
00:58:26Oh, big spender.
00:58:28Just like his dad.
00:58:30It was a lovely gesture.
00:58:36Sadly, Danielle doesn't return his feelings.
00:58:38She spends most of her time with the other cheerleaders.
00:58:40Say no more.
00:58:41She's out of his league.
00:58:43No, that's not what I mean.
00:58:45So what?
00:58:46You want me to talk to him?
00:58:48Uh, yes.
00:58:50If you could just say something to let him down easy.
00:58:53You got it.
00:58:58What's going on?
00:58:59This lady says you've been stalking her daughter.
00:59:02I didn't say that.
00:59:04What?
00:59:05You just said he's harassing some girl he has no chance with.
00:59:07What the hell else do you call that?
00:59:10I was trying to woo her.
00:59:17Woo her?
00:59:18Oh my God, that's hysterical.
00:59:19I just don't need to mock him.
00:59:21Oh, who is mocking?
00:59:22I am thrilled.
00:59:23I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf, or inflatable.
00:59:30But now that I know how good he is at wooing.
00:59:35Please don't laugh at me.
00:59:37I'll do what I want, Romeo.
00:59:39And don't worry.
00:59:40I'll make sure he stops hassling your daughter.
00:59:51I'm sorry.
01:00:03Hello, Eddie.
01:00:06It's been a few days.
01:00:07I wasn't, uh, sure if I'd be seeing you again.
01:00:11I didn't want to come back, but I needed the money.
01:00:14No, I don't blame you for being angry.
01:00:18I don't want to talk about this.
01:00:20Oh, Eddie, I wish you had told me that Daniella was the girl you were interested in.
01:00:24Oh, you're right.
01:00:25Then you could have told me that she was out of my league and saved my mom the trouble.
01:00:28I wouldn't have said that, and I definitely wouldn't have laughed at you.
01:00:31Why not?
01:00:33It's pretty funny.
01:00:35Nerdy freak wants to stay popular as cheerleader.
01:00:39The only thing I see when I look at you is a nice young man who isn't treated as well as he should be.
01:00:44Yeah, well, tell Daniella she can relax.
01:00:47I, uh, I won't be talking to her anymore.
01:00:48I've been forbidden.
01:00:49Oh, Eddie, Daniella would be happy to talk to you.
01:00:52As a friend.
01:00:53I don't want a friend.
01:00:55I want someone to love me.
01:01:01Well, of course you do.
01:01:02I think I, uh, I want to work on him.
01:01:15Eddie, there is someone out there for you.
01:01:19You just have to be patient.
01:01:21Well, I feel like I'm waiting for someone who's never going to show up.
01:01:29There are girls out there who will say yes to you.
01:01:32You just have to find them.
01:01:34Yes.
01:01:35It's half up front and half after.
01:01:37So where do we go?
01:01:38Down there.
01:01:39Don't worry, cutie.
01:01:40No one's going to see us.
01:01:41You can do whatever you want.
01:01:42Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:44I got something.
01:01:45I got you these.
01:01:47I got you these.
01:01:49Wow.
01:01:51Don't worry, cutie, no one's going to see us.
01:01:54You can do whatever you want.
01:02:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04I forgot something.
01:02:07I got you these.
01:02:16Wow, I just did it.
01:02:21Please don't laugh at me.
01:02:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:02:27Let's just go.
01:02:51Susan first noticed Eddie as the boy who sold her coffee.
01:02:59Then one Thursday, she noticed something more.
01:03:03Wow, that's amazing.
01:03:05Oh, hey.
01:03:06I didn't know you were an artist.
01:03:07Oh, I'm just, I'm, what can I get you?
01:03:10No, let me see it.
01:03:19Wow, look at the shadowing and the blending.
01:03:21It's, it's really good.
01:03:23My mom thinks I'm wasting my time.
01:03:25She says there's lots of people way better than me.
01:03:27Well, you tell your mom that I have an expensive,
01:03:30worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about
01:03:33and you have huge potential.
01:03:36I think?
01:03:36Yeah, you just need to work on your technique.
01:03:39I could help you if you want.
01:03:42Seriously?
01:03:44That'd be great.
01:03:45Thanks.
01:03:47Okay, whatever you want on the house.
01:03:50Oh, um, I'll have a large triple shot latte.
01:03:55That's funny.
01:03:56Your husband was in here earlier
01:03:58and that's exactly what he ordered.
01:03:59Actually, he's now my ex-husband.
01:04:05Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
01:04:07No, it's fine.
01:04:08We've all moved on.
01:04:10Mike's dating the woman that lives across the street now
01:04:13and I'm, uh,
01:04:16adding a double chocolate brownie to my order.
01:04:19We're all very happy.
01:04:21Well, if it makes you feel any better,
01:04:24I'm sure a lot of people would like to date you.
01:04:26You have huge potential, too.
01:04:29I'm brownie.
01:04:32Right.
01:04:36Eddie, the detail is amazing.
01:04:39Your use of perspective.
01:04:40I can't believe you've come so far in just a few weeks.
01:04:44Well, I had a really good teacher.
01:04:47That's sweet.
01:04:49But actually, I think that you've outgrown me,
01:04:53which is why I have a surprise for you.
01:04:55What?
01:04:56I signed you up for a two-week seminar
01:05:00at the Art Institute.
01:05:04And before you say you can't afford it,
01:05:05I already wrote the check.
01:05:08This is like the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
01:05:14But I can't go.
01:05:16Why not?
01:05:16My mom would never let me.
01:05:18I mean, she thinks this whole art thing is stupid.
01:05:20Eddie, you can't let her do this to you.
01:05:22You have such a gift.
01:05:30Listen to me.
01:05:33When you love something that much,
01:05:35you can't just let it go.
01:05:37That kind of love is the one thing that keeps us going,
01:05:41whether it makes sense to anyone else or not.
01:05:43Well, this is just about the only thing that makes me happy.
01:05:52Then to hell with the rest of the world.
01:05:54Mrs. Meyer, are you there?
01:06:06It's me, Eddie.
01:06:08Oh, come on in.
01:06:09I'll be right now.
01:06:12Hey, those art classes were amazing.
01:06:14First three days, they had us do nothing but portraits from memory.
01:06:19And then they brought us down to the beach to do seascapes.
01:06:22Got so much to tell you.
01:06:23Yeah, me too.
01:06:28Why are you wearing that?
01:06:30Getting married.
01:06:33To who?
01:06:34Mike.
01:06:35But he divorced you.
01:06:38He made you so unhappy.
01:06:40He did.
01:06:41But then this madman kidnapped MJ,
01:06:44and so I went after him,
01:06:45and then Mike came after us,
01:06:46and he saved us both.
01:06:48So we fell back in love.
01:06:51This doesn't make any sense.
01:06:53This is, it's so quick.
01:06:54I know.
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:06:57Are those eclairs?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:06:59Oh, they look messy.
01:07:01Get them away.
01:07:03So, yeah, it is quick.
01:07:04I can't believe in two hours I'm going to be marrying Mike
01:07:09and promising him I'll be with him forever.
01:07:12For the second time, oh, I have zero credibility.
01:07:16Oh, look at me.
01:07:18I don't know if I'm going to make it down the aisle.
01:07:21Are they chocolate?
01:07:22No, I don't want to know.
01:07:23Don't do it.
01:07:24They just smell so good.
01:07:26I mean the wedding.
01:07:27If you're not sure, don't marry Mike.
01:07:29Oh, no, Eddie.
01:07:30I booked the church.
01:07:32I bought the dress.
01:07:33I have to marry somebody.
01:07:35You could marry me.
01:07:40I have some money saved up.
01:07:42Okay, you almost got me.
01:07:53Oh, my God.
01:07:56You are so sweet.
01:07:58You saw that I was freaking out
01:07:59and you knew that I needed a good laugh.
01:08:02I don't know what I'd do without you.
01:08:04Hey, I have to finish getting ready.
01:08:06Come to the church if you want.
01:08:08Oh, what the hell?
01:08:09I can always use my bouquet to cover the stain.
01:08:31By the power vested in me,
01:08:33I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:08:37You may kiss your bride.
01:08:39Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, my God.
01:09:01Oh, my God.
01:09:05I don't know.
01:09:35I don't know.
01:09:43Joey.
01:09:57Eddie.
01:09:59I was just getting some coffee.
01:10:00How sweet of you to visit.
01:10:01That's the first day that they allowed non-family members.
01:10:10I still can't believe it happened.
01:10:12I keep asking myself, how can there be this kind of evil in the world?
01:10:21What kind of monster would do this to her?
01:10:24It was a monster.
01:10:33And a monster is big and strong.
01:10:35And this was done by some weak, insignificant piece of garbage that doesn't even deserve to be on this earth.
01:10:43Anyone who could do this is someone as sweet as Julie, and you?
01:10:47You should just do everyone a favor and just kill himself.
01:10:55Anyone that could do this is too cowardly for that.
01:11:06You're right.
01:11:13It was during the Friday night game of charades that Lynette was clued in to the truth of Eddie's life.
01:11:19Three words.
01:11:20Third word.
01:11:21Third word.
01:11:23You.
01:11:24You.
01:11:25Pregnant.
01:11:26Bloated.
01:11:27Swollen.
01:11:28Huge.
01:11:29Lady, Tom, I'm a lady.
01:11:30No talking.
01:11:31Better than hitting.
01:11:32Du Barry was a lady.
01:11:36Three times a lady.
01:11:37Tramp and the lady.
01:11:38No, no, my family!
01:11:39Yes, yes!
01:11:41Tramp and the lady.
01:11:42Really?
01:11:44Coming!
01:11:46It's not easy.
01:11:47When you're swollen, bloated and huge.
01:11:51Where's my kid?
01:11:53Hey, Barbara, he's in here with us.
01:11:54You wanna come in?
01:11:55No.
01:11:58Eddie!
01:12:00Get out of here.
01:12:07What are you doing here?
01:12:08Why don't you answer your phone?
01:12:09That's probably our fault.
01:12:10We were playing charades and you know how loud that can get.
01:12:14Yeah, I guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
01:12:17You gotta come home.
01:12:19It's not even eight.
01:12:20I don't care.
01:12:21I'm having fun.
01:12:22Well, you should've thought about that before you hid my stuff.
01:12:24I didn't hide it.
01:12:25Everything okay?
01:12:26Yeah, it's nothing.
01:12:27Yeah, he hides my booze and then acts all ashamed when I call him on it.
01:12:31I know you hid it even faster.
01:12:33Hey!
01:12:34No, it's okay.
01:12:35It's okay.
01:12:36Mom, come on.
01:12:37I'll walk you home.
01:12:41I don't think you should talk to your son that way.
01:12:46Why do you care?
01:12:47Huh?
01:12:48What is he?
01:12:49Your pet project?
01:12:50You feed him a little dinner, Lynette, and then you let him play your stupid game so you
01:12:54could feel good about yourself?
01:12:57Yeah.
01:12:59I got your number.
01:13:17I'm out of scotch.
01:13:18I'll buy you some more Wilmot.
01:13:19Got any in your room?
01:13:20No.
01:13:21Then stay out of there.
01:13:22Hey, Mrs. Scava.
01:13:23Here to fix your car.
01:13:24You are so sweet to remember this.
01:13:26So, how are things at home?
01:13:27Are the tools in the garage?
01:13:28I should probably get started.
01:13:29Yeah.
01:13:30Okay.
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:32Okay.
01:13:33Okay.
01:13:34Okay.
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:36Okay.
01:13:37Hey, you got any cake left?
01:13:38I'm not sure.
01:13:39Hey, you got any cake left?
01:13:40I'm not sure.
01:13:41You okay?
01:13:42I don't know.
01:13:43I don't know.
01:13:44I don't know.
01:13:45I think you are so sweet to remember this.
01:13:47So, how are things at home?
01:13:49Are the tools in the garage?
01:13:50I should probably get started.
01:13:51Yeah.
01:13:52Okay.
01:14:05Hey, you got any cake left?
01:14:07I'm not sure.
01:14:09You okay?
01:14:10I don't know.
01:14:11I keep thinking about last night.
01:14:14Yeah.
01:14:15Me too.
01:14:16And I'm just so...
01:14:20livid.
01:14:22Yup.
01:14:23And Barbara is an infuriating woman.
01:14:25No.
01:14:26Tom, no.
01:14:27I am livid at us.
01:14:29The way she talked to Eddie and we did nothing.
01:14:32I know, but we can't force her to be nice to her own kid.
01:14:35That's what everybody always says.
01:14:38But we all know the woman is a drunken nightmare.
01:14:40We complain about her.
01:14:41We gossip about her.
01:14:42And then we watch her walk into that house where we know something bad is happening.
01:14:49But we do nothing.
01:14:51Well, I'm tired of being one of the people who does nothing.
01:14:57Eddie is an adult now.
01:14:58He can leave whenever he wants.
01:14:59He's probably so damaged he doesn't know how to leave.
01:15:02Where are you going with this?
01:15:03Ma?
01:15:04I'm back from the store.
01:15:05Ma?
01:15:06What is that?
01:15:07What is that?
01:15:08You're a scrapbook.
01:15:09I don't understand, Eddie.
01:15:10There are all these newspaper articles in here about girls in Fairview who've been strangled
01:15:14or murdered.
01:15:15Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:16Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:17Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:18Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:23Don't just look down at your feet.
01:15:24You've got to tell me the truth, okay?
01:15:25Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:30You've got to tell me the truth, okay?
01:15:31Did you have anything to do with hurting those girls?
01:15:32What a boy!
01:15:33You've got to tell me the truth.
01:15:34You've got to tell me the truth.
01:15:35What a boy!
01:15:36Oh, he's the only one?
01:15:37Oh, he's the only one.
01:15:38No, he's a bird.
01:15:39No.
01:15:40I'm not.
01:15:41No, he's a bird.
01:15:42I'm a bird.
01:15:43No.
01:15:44No.
01:15:45Why would you collect this stuff?
01:15:46Don't just look down at your feet.
01:15:48You've got to tell me the truth, okay?
01:15:51Did you have anything to do with hurting those girls?
01:15:58No.
01:15:59How could you do something like this, oh god, I didn't raise you to, to be like this.
01:16:16Didn't you?
01:16:19What is that supposed to mean?
01:16:20This is my fault?
01:16:22Look, you're upset.
01:16:25Why don't you sit back down and have something to drink?
01:16:29You're gonna try to blame this on me.
01:16:32No way.
01:16:34Screw you.
01:16:38What are you doing?
01:16:39What do you think I'm doing, you moron?
01:16:41I'm calling the police.
01:16:42Don't do that.
01:16:43Put that down.
01:16:44I always said the worst mistake I ever made in my life was having you.
01:16:55No.
01:16:58ать
01:17:04Hey, hey, perfect timing.
01:17:28Miss Scalma, what are you doing here?
01:17:29You okay?
01:17:30Oh, my gosh, you're trembling.
01:17:31Oh, yeah, I'm just, I was on my way out.
01:17:35Then I'll make this quick.
01:17:36Tom and I have been talking, and we would like it if you would move in with us.
01:17:43I know it's a big change, but you've got to get out of here, Eddie.
01:17:47This isn't a healthy situation.
01:17:51Yeah, I guess it could be better.
01:17:59Oh, my God.
01:18:03Is she passed out?
01:18:04Yeah.
01:18:07This is what I'm talking about.
01:18:08This is why you need to get out of here.
01:18:11I mean, look at her.
01:18:13Dead drunk.
01:18:16Okay.
01:18:18I'll come live with you.
01:18:20Great.
01:18:21So just pack your bags and come on over.
01:18:24I hope you like meatloaf.
01:18:25Do you want me to come in and help you, or do you want me to come back later to talk to her?
01:18:30Believe me, Miss Scalma.
01:18:32She wouldn't hear a word.
01:18:35Okay.
01:18:35There is a house in the town of Fairview.
01:18:49Inside this house lives a monster.
01:18:51The kind who kills women.
01:18:55You may wonder how a monster like that came to be.
01:19:02The answer is simple.
01:19:05Monsters are created by other monsters.
01:19:10procedures.
01:19:12Is it yours?
01:19:13No.
01:19:13I'm a PhD.
01:19:13I'm a PhD.
01:19:14I'm a PhD.
01:19:14I'm a seat I'm supposed to play.
01:19:15Stop.
01:19:17Let it be my doctor.
01:19:18Okay.
01:19:19Do you have to lose it?
01:19:19Do you ever wear?
01:19:19It's okay.
01:19:20Do you have to lose it?
01:19:20I dare to be my dad.
01:19:21Irish FOX with whom you do th30s?
01:19:21You know, Luke's vesplat incorporating me up earlier thisICE show.
01:19:23I'll figure it out.
01:19:24Thanks for that.