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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:02I booked that room at the motel.
00:00:04I don't want to be alone tonight.
00:00:06Neither do I.
00:00:07Affairs got serious.
00:00:08If you got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
00:00:11You're showering alone tonight.
00:00:13I love you.
00:00:13Yeah, I said it.
00:00:15An ex-lover.
00:00:16Wait, what are you doing?
00:00:17He's letting you know I'm here for you.
00:00:18That's to say he was grateful.
00:00:20Very grateful.
00:00:21Spun out of control.
00:00:24You're fired.
00:00:25And when a crime was committed,
00:00:27a neighbor was suspected.
00:00:30Everybody thinks I'm the perv who attacked Julie.
00:00:32Just in case someone should try to come in here and hurt you,
00:00:34do you know where your father and I keep the gun?
00:00:35But it was the victim.
00:00:36What were you thinking, dating a married man?
00:00:38Who had secrets.
00:00:39Hey, Julie, I miss you.
00:00:47It is in our nature to judge the people around us.
00:00:52We judge the way strangers dress.
00:00:54The way our neighbors tend their lawns.
00:01:03And the way our friends act in public.
00:01:07Yes, we make these judgments all the time,
00:01:11never thinking that one day we may be judged ourselves.
00:01:17Ow!
00:01:24Girls, what are you doing?
00:01:26Oh, for Pete's sake.
00:01:28What did I tell you about sledding down the staircase?
00:01:31Not to use the good suitcase?
00:01:33Besides that, don't do it at all.
00:01:35What are we supposed to do?
00:01:37You won't let us play on the roof anymore.
00:01:38Hey, Laura.
00:01:42What happened?
00:01:43Don't worry, she's okay.
00:01:45These two knuckleheads decided to sled down the staircase.
00:01:48Why would you let them do that?
00:01:49No, don't blame me.
00:01:50I wasn't even in the room.
00:01:51You left the girls unsupervised?
00:01:53Well, they were playing.
00:01:55Come on, I can't watch them every second.
00:01:57Why not?
00:01:58I look after Juanita when she's at my house
00:02:00and she goes home without a scratch.
00:02:02Only because she's indestructible.
00:02:04Honey, do that thing where you run into the wall.
00:02:06Watch, it's hilarious.
00:02:07You're pretty cavalier considering your carelessness
00:02:10almost killed my daughter.
00:02:16I've got to say, Laura,
00:02:18you're kind of a wet blanket since you quit smoking.
00:02:21Why don't you try a pipe?
00:02:23And I've got to say, Gabby,
00:02:25I think you're a lousy mother.
00:02:28Did you just say that to my face?
00:02:30Yes, and I'm afraid I won't be bringing my daughter here anymore.
00:02:33The safety and well-being of my child must come first.
00:02:36Fine.
00:02:36Juanita only had Rachel over because she felt sorry for her.
00:02:39It was a pity play date.
00:02:41And of course this means Rachel won't be attending Juanita's birthday party.
00:02:47More cake for us.
00:02:48Beat it.
00:02:49Let's go, sweetie.
00:02:50Yes, it's in our nature to judge those around us.
00:02:57It's also in our nature...
00:02:59You know, if you'd taught your kid how to tuck and roll on impact,
00:03:01we wouldn't even be having this conversation.
00:03:03...to blame someone else for our mistakes.
00:03:06It had been two weeks since Julie Meyer had been attacked.
00:03:22And when she came home from the hospital, the residents of Wisteria Lane were there to welcome her back.
00:03:31She was greeted by children, who came with signs...
00:03:35...housewives, who came with desserts...
00:03:39...and old friends, who came with flowers.
00:03:44Also in the crowd was a new friend, who came with an agenda.
00:03:53Great, Julie.
00:03:57I'm so glad you guys came.
00:03:58See you later.
00:03:59Bye.
00:03:59Bye.
00:04:02Hey, Julie.
00:04:08Welcome home.
00:04:12I've been so worried about you.
00:04:15Is there someplace we can go and we can talk?
00:04:18No.
00:04:18We're not doing this anymore.
00:04:21Julie, please.
00:04:22Dominic.
00:04:23I'm sorry.
00:04:25It's over.
00:04:28Hey, Mrs. McCluskey.
00:04:40You're going to have to take me so...
00:04:41Great.
00:04:43Oh, hi.
00:04:44I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:04:45I have three parties this weekend and I'm up to my elbows in canapes.
00:04:49Why isn't Catherine helping you?
00:04:50I had to let her go.
00:04:51What?
00:04:52You're kidding.
00:04:53We were working this event and she went berserk.
00:04:55And then when I fired her, she intentionally scratched my car.
00:04:59Wow.
00:05:00I flipped her the birthday the day after she cut me off.
00:05:02Won't make that mistake again.
00:05:04I think she needs help.
00:05:05I think she's a drama queen.
00:05:06But if she is in trouble and we don't do anything, it could be Mary Alice all over again.
00:05:11I don't know.
00:05:12Susan, what do you think?
00:05:13Well, I know she's going through a rough time, but I have trouble feeling sorry for her.
00:05:17I get that, after that stunt she pulled at your wedding.
00:05:20True.
00:05:20And did you tell him about Catherine hitting on Mike?
00:05:23What?
00:05:24When did that happen?
00:05:25He didn't mention it, didn't he?
00:05:32Oh, of course.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:34Um, we laugh about it all the time.
00:05:38Um, oh, then look, there's Mike now and I could use good laugh.
00:05:42Excuse me.
00:05:43Sweetie, can I talk to you a second?
00:05:49If it was no big deal, why didn't you just tell me?
00:05:51Julie was in the hospital.
00:05:52I didn't tell you because I, crazy me, thought it might upset you.
00:05:55And here's why I'm upset.
00:05:57Because now I realize that Catherine is not hurting, she's plotting.
00:05:59So I'm going to go over there right now.
00:06:01No, Susan, you do not want to pour gasoline on this fire.
00:06:03Well, you're right.
00:06:04I want to pour gasoline on Catherine.
00:06:06And if you love me at all, you'll give me a match and an alibi.
00:06:08Honey, let her have her lies.
00:06:09Let her plot.
00:06:11You've got nothing to worry about.
00:06:12You mean everything to me.
00:06:14And Catherine means nothing.
00:06:17Well, that's sweet.
00:06:20I'm going to go tell her you said that.
00:06:21Get back here.
00:06:28Hey.
00:06:30You want to talk about this?
00:06:32Yeah, sure.
00:06:32Let's have a nice father-son chat about how you're cheating on mom.
00:06:38Do you know how stupid I felt?
00:06:40I got into a huge fight with Julie because I thought she was lying to me.
00:06:44That she was just telling me she had a boyfriend to blow me off.
00:06:46And I followed her home and it turns out she does have a boyfriend.
00:06:51You.
00:06:53I'm sorry.
00:06:55And for what it's worth, it's over.
00:06:58If I ever see you two together again, I'm going to tell mom.
00:07:11You want to tell your mother?
00:07:13Okay, come on.
00:07:14Let's go.
00:07:15Right now.
00:07:15Come on.
00:07:17What?
00:07:19You think you can dangle that axe over my head?
00:07:21Then go for it.
00:07:22I say you want mom to know.
00:07:27You want to destroy her life.
00:07:29Your mom finding out that I had an affair won't destroy her.
00:07:32Or finding out that you knew about it?
00:07:33Yeah, that will.
00:07:34Yeah, I'm the bad guy.
00:07:38You think your mom's the perfect one in this marriage?
00:07:42There you two are.
00:07:44They're bringing out a cake for Julie.
00:07:45Julie.
00:07:45Everything okay out here?
00:07:52Yeah.
00:07:55Just having a little father-son chat.
00:07:57That's my boys.
00:07:59Oh, come on.
00:08:00They're cutting the cake.
00:08:00Come in.
00:08:20Hey, Karen.
00:08:21Lynette, when you've needed a favor from me, have I ever let you down?
00:08:25Last month we needed a sitter for Penny, but you didn't want to miss Oktoberfest.
00:08:28And just last Thursday...
00:08:29Okay, new way in.
00:08:31I've got a problem with Roy.
00:08:32He's been kind of down lately.
00:08:34Oh, what's wrong?
00:08:35He lives on a fixed income and he can't afford to pay for nice dinners.
00:08:38But when I pay, he sulks.
00:08:40He says I'm keeping him.
00:08:41Hell, at his age, he should be glad to have something keeping him besides formaldehyde.
00:08:45You know what I mean?
00:08:47And the favor would be?
00:08:49I was thinking maybe you and Tom could hire him for a few hours a week as a handyman.
00:08:54You know, so he'd have a little walking around money.
00:08:57Gee, oh no.
00:09:00Okay, girl talk time.
00:09:03When Roy's spirits are drooping, the problem is global.
00:09:06You get the picture?
00:09:08Getting the picture isn't the problem that's getting rid of it.
00:09:11Oh, come on.
00:09:11Try him for one week.
00:09:13I'm only hesitant because he's your boyfriend.
00:09:15And I'd hate to risk straining a good friendship.
00:09:17Well, if I were that good a friend, would I be putting you in this awkward position?
00:09:23Excellent point.
00:09:25He's hired.
00:09:26Thanks.
00:09:27You'll never know what you've done for my sex life.
00:09:32Good.
00:09:32I love it that you do that.
00:09:43What?
00:09:44When I first brought you here, you didn't want to set foot in this room.
00:09:48And now you get sad every time we have to leave.
00:09:51Well, it's now our place.
00:09:54It's not what I would have chosen, but it's growing on me.
00:09:56I'm sorry.
00:10:01I thought you checked out.
00:10:03That's okay.
00:10:04We're just going.
00:10:05Tips on the dresser.
00:10:06Thank you, sir.
00:10:14Excuse me.
00:10:16I seem to have lost an earring.
00:10:17A little pearl stud.
00:10:19Oh, I can help you look for it.
00:10:24Hello?
00:10:26Oh, hi, Orson.
00:10:28No, I told you your gray suit is at the tailor's.
00:10:32Where am I now?
00:10:34Oh, at the supermarket, getting us something for dinner.
00:10:38Oh, you already did all the shopping.
00:10:40Well, great.
00:10:40I will just put all this food away and come straight home.
00:10:44Bye.
00:10:47Found it.
00:10:48It was buried in the sheets.
00:10:50Thank you very much.
00:10:51Let me get you a little something.
00:10:52Oh, my wallet's here somewhere.
00:10:57It's all right.
00:10:58I'm sure you're eager to get home to your husband.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:14Well, thanks for letting me know.
00:11:17What's wrong?
00:11:18Heidi Bremmer just informed me her kid can't come on Saturday.
00:11:22She and Don are going to the nursing home to visit his mother.
00:11:25So why are you mad?
00:11:26Because it's a lie.
00:11:28Heidi hates his mother.
00:11:29She wouldn't cross the street to visit that drooling fossil.
00:11:31And that's the third cancellation I've gotten today, and every excuse has been a crock.
00:11:35Why would people lie to get out of a kid's party?
00:11:38Because Laura Miller's out there spreading her poison.
00:11:40She's telling every woman in the PTA their kids aren't safe in my house.
00:11:44Those house-fraud cronies of hers are lapping it up.
00:11:47Why, need it to be heartbroken if no one comes to her party?
00:11:49Oh, no, no, no.
00:11:49They'll come.
00:11:50We just have to build it.
00:11:51That's all.
00:11:54This is about to cost me money, isn't it?
00:11:56Carlos, there are women out there who think I'm a bad mother.
00:11:58It is your job to support me.
00:12:00Now just shut up and fork over some cash.
00:12:03Wouldn't it be easier to just watch the kids while they play?
00:12:07Did you just say that to my face?
00:12:10Here.
00:12:12Take the whole wallet.
00:12:18Voila.
00:12:19Grilled langoustine.
00:12:20Your favorite.
00:12:21How very thoughtful of you, Orson.
00:12:23Well, they weren't easy to find.
00:12:25The man at one store tried to sell me shrimp.
00:12:28And when I tried to explain the difference, he gave me an argument.
00:12:31What is it?
00:12:32We're service people these days.
00:12:33They used to be polite and deferential.
00:12:36Now they just sneer right in your face.
00:12:39It's intolerable.
00:12:40Well, I wouldn't let it spoil a nice dinner.
00:12:42Sorry.
00:12:43I had a very irksome encounter myself today.
00:12:45Really?
00:12:46Where?
00:12:47At a cafe.
00:12:49I was having lunch, and this waitress was rude and superior.
00:12:56Superior?
00:12:57To you?
00:12:57Well, you should have whipped out a copy of your best-selling cookbook like you did last week in the food court at the mall.
00:13:02Well, I doubt this woman would have been impressed.
00:13:05Really?
00:13:06Well, you sure put that pretzel vendor in his place.
00:13:08I was so startled.
00:13:10I didn't know what to say.
00:13:10I just let it go.
00:13:12Well, is this a cafe you frequent often?
00:13:15As often as I can.
00:13:17Well, next time you're in there, I think you should clear the air.
00:13:21Demand a little courtesy.
00:13:22Thank you, Orson.
00:13:23I think I may do that tomorrow.
00:13:27This is nice, isn't it?
00:13:28Sharing a meal, talking about our days.
00:13:32Why don't you pass on that cafe tomorrow and let me make you a nice salad or an omelet?
00:13:37Thank you, dear.
00:13:38But tomorrow, I'm planning on having something a bit spicier.
00:13:41Lynette, look what Roy did.
00:13:47Open, closed, open, closed.
00:13:49We don't need to use that spatula anymore.
00:13:52That's great.
00:13:53So, Roy, since you're so ingenious, how about you build some flower boxes for our bedroom windows?
00:13:59Well, our window if you want, but not the kids.
00:14:01Why not?
00:14:02Because they'll never water them.
00:14:03Well, I'll remind them.
00:14:05They can't keep a goldfish alive for more than one day.
00:14:07What makes you think they're going to take better care of geraniums?
00:14:09I don't know.
00:14:10I just know we're getting flower boxes.
00:14:13So, Roy, you could go ahead and get those started.
00:14:17Are you good with this, Mr. Scarvo?
00:14:21Sure.
00:14:22What the hell?
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:24I'll go measure the windows.
00:14:25Thanks, Roy.
00:14:30What was that?
00:14:31What?
00:14:31He just went over my head to you.
00:14:33I knew I liked that guy the minute he walked in.
00:14:37Look.
00:14:39Closed.
00:14:40Open.
00:14:41Closed.
00:14:45What's that?
00:14:47Do you like the pizza?
00:14:48Hi, Laura.
00:14:50Kirsten.
00:14:50Heidi.
00:14:51Hi.
00:14:51Gabrielle.
00:14:52I'm glad you're here, Laura.
00:14:54I wanted to apologize.
00:14:55Things got a little heated the other day, and I think we both said some things we didn't mean.
00:14:58I appreciate that, Gabrielle.
00:15:00Good.
00:15:01Well, now that that's behind us, if Rachel would like to come to Anita's birthday party, we'd love
00:15:08to have her.
00:15:09Sorry, but I'm still not comfortable with that.
00:15:11Oh, that's a shame.
00:15:13We're going to have face painting and a cotton candy machine and a clown.
00:15:18A clown?
00:15:19Where's the clown?
00:15:20Oh, not here, sweetie.
00:15:21He'll be at Juanita's birthday party on Saturday.
00:15:23The one your mommy won't let you go to?
00:15:25I want to go.
00:15:26Rachel, we'll talk about it later.
00:15:30What are you doing, Gabby?
00:15:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:32She asked me a question.
00:15:33I just answered it.
00:15:35For example, if she were to ask me if we were having a bouncy house, I'd have to say just
00:15:40the biggest bouncy house you've ever seen.
00:15:42Bouncy house.
00:15:42I love bouncy house.
00:15:44Is the clown going to be in the bouncy house?
00:15:46Maybe, but you'll never know.
00:15:49Gabrielle, please.
00:15:51You're right.
00:15:52I'm sorry.
00:15:53This is cruel.
00:15:53Come on, Juanita.
00:15:55We've got to buy bananas.
00:15:56The people at your party are going to want something to feed the monkey.
00:15:59A monkey?
00:16:00A monkey?
00:16:01A monkey?
00:16:01A monkey?
00:16:01A monkey?
00:16:03We'll talk about it later.
00:16:05We'll talk about it later.
00:16:08Excuse me.
00:16:16Did you need something in your room?
00:16:18No, I'm not checked in.
00:16:19I came here to see you.
00:16:21I don't have any weed, lady.
00:16:24Sorry?
00:16:25All you ladies with a nice car thinks anyone who talks like this must have ganja to sell.
00:16:30I am not here to buy ganja.
00:16:32I came about yesterday.
00:16:34I appreciated you finding my earring, but I didn't care for your attitude.
00:16:38It was very insulting.
00:16:41Did I say one crossword to you?
00:16:43You didn't need to.
00:16:44Your disdain was perfectly clear from the look you gave me.
00:16:47And there it is again.
00:16:51I have 12 rules to do.
00:16:52I don't have time to argue.
00:16:53Fine.
00:16:54Then I'll help.
00:16:58Let it...
00:16:59Please.
00:17:00I won't look at you no more, okay?
00:17:02I'm just saying, you shouldn't make snap judgments about people.
00:17:06You see I'm having an affair and you just assume I'm a bad person.
00:17:09I'm not a dope fiend.
00:17:11If you knew more about my marriage, you'd see me very differently.
00:17:15I don't need to know about your marriage.
00:17:18If you're going to form opinions about it, then yes, you do.
00:17:22My husband is a controlling ex-con.
00:17:25I begged him for a divorce, but he won't let me go.
00:17:27I'm practically his prisoner.
00:17:29Your husband's a good man.
00:17:30You know nothing about him.
00:17:32I know he does your shopping for you.
00:17:34When you lied to him on the phone, told him you were at the grocery store, he said he already went.
00:17:40And your point is?
00:17:42You know what I would give to have a man do my shopping for me?
00:17:44Make my life a little bit easier?
00:17:47And you're not even grateful.
00:17:48You're just sneaking off here to do the nasty with your boyfriend.
00:17:51Who are you to judge me?
00:17:53You can't even make hospital corners.
00:17:55What do you want me to say, lady, huh?
00:17:56Your cheating's not a sin when you do it in pearls.
00:17:58Now, unless you want to start on the toilet, I think we're done.
00:18:17Wow.
00:18:18These flower boxes are really coming along.
00:18:20If you have a moment, no rush, would you hang this birdhouse for me?
00:18:24I was thinking on that big tree.
00:18:27Got it.
00:18:27Oh, thanks.
00:18:28Roy, over there, that tree.
00:18:33Yeah, I was talking to Tom about it this morning, and he wants it over here.
00:18:38Okay, well, that's probably because he forgot the sprinklers go off over there.
00:18:43So do me a favor and hang it in that tree.
00:18:47Because she's telling me she wants it on the other side of the yard.
00:19:02Roy.
00:19:02Gotta go.
00:19:03Boy, you're everywhere.
00:19:07We should get you a bell.
00:19:09Why are you calling Tom?
00:19:10To make sure he's okay with where you want to hang this thing.
00:19:13I mean, he is the man of the house.
00:19:15Okay, I know, since you're using a cell phone, you know what century it is.
00:19:20But just to clarify, you don't have to keep checking with Tom.
00:19:23I made plenty of decisions around here.
00:19:25I noticed.
00:19:27I just prefer to treat the guy with a little respect.
00:19:30Excuse me?
00:19:31Just because you like crunching his walnuts doesn't mean I do.
00:19:34I beg your pardon, his walnuts are completely intact.
00:19:39And you know what?
00:19:39I think we are done here.
00:19:41You can go.
00:19:42I'm soon as I hang this birdhouse.
00:19:44Oh, and he said he doesn't care where it is, so you win.
00:19:47Again.
00:19:48This isn't about winning, and I just fired you so you can go home.
00:19:53No.
00:19:54I promised Tom I'd do this, and I'm doing it.
00:19:56You know.
00:19:56I'd clean that up, but you just fired me.
00:20:20Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:20:22I thought you saw me.
00:20:23No, uh, no, no, it's okay.
00:20:26I was just...
00:20:28Yeah, I should have realized.
00:20:30I'm sorry.
00:20:33I guess you heard that after it happened, some people thought that...
00:20:37Oh, um, I know it wasn't you, Danny.
00:20:44Hey, that night we argued.
00:20:45You said you were seeing a guy.
00:20:50You think maybe you had something to do with it?
00:20:52Um, I thought about it.
00:20:54But no.
00:20:56He's not that kind of guy.
00:20:59So you have no idea?
00:21:00I wish I did.
00:21:02I haven't been able to sleep.
00:21:04Every time I'm about to close my eyes, I'm afraid I'll be there when I wake up.
00:21:09You know what?
00:21:10I think I might have something to help.
00:21:14Thank you all for volunteering.
00:21:30Here's the thing.
00:21:32Whoever attacked Julie is still out there.
00:21:33So it's up to us to look out for each other.
00:21:36Which is where the neighborhood watch comes in.
00:21:40So Susan's going to talk to you about patrol duty.
00:21:42Susan.
00:21:47Susan.
00:21:48Uh, what is she patrolling for?
00:21:56These tonsils?
00:22:01Um, we still need people for nine to midnight on Thursday.
00:22:05Any volunteers?
00:22:06Yes.
00:22:06Project Runway.
00:22:13Um, okay.
00:22:15We have Mona Clark.
00:22:18And Irma Pritchett.
00:22:20No one else?
00:22:26Okay.
00:22:27Meeting adjourned.
00:22:29There's coffee.
00:22:30Back in the kitchen.
00:22:35This Pritchett's got a clogged shower drain.
00:22:37And I promised I'd fix it for her.
00:22:43I don't think she saw that one.
00:22:44You want to do it again?
00:22:45I'll see you at home.
00:22:46Susan, a word.
00:22:53Did you not see my hand up?
00:22:55I was trying to volunteer.
00:22:57I saw.
00:22:58I was just trying to pick the people who I thought could best protect our neighborhood.
00:23:03So you picked Irma Pritchett?
00:23:04Her son is in a nursing home.
00:23:06Yes, Catherine.
00:23:08Irma is old.
00:23:09But she's not a big fat liar.
00:23:12Excuse me?
00:23:13Well, are you not going around saying that my husband hit on you?
00:23:21Susan.
00:23:23I know you're under a terrible strain.
00:23:26But do you really think it's a good idea to air your dirty laundry in front of all these people?
00:23:32You're the one with dirty laundry.
00:23:33My laundry is clean, folded, and put away, you loon.
00:23:37Um, girls?
00:23:38Everything all right here?
00:23:40No, it's not.
00:23:42First she calls me a liar.
00:23:44And now I'm a loon.
00:23:46Okay, you all heard the things she was saying.
00:23:48You saw the way she acted at my wedding.
00:23:50Not everyone was invited to your wedding.
00:23:52Jeez, Mona, you're like a dog with a bone.
00:23:54Let it go.
00:23:55I understand why you're upset.
00:23:57I'd be on edge, too, if my marriage were having problems.
00:23:59Okay, Mike and I are perfectly happy.
00:24:02And the only problem we have is you.
00:24:04So stay out of our lies or you'll be sorry.
00:24:07Well, if you two are so happy, then where did he just disappear to?
00:24:11He's snaking a lady's drain, okay?
00:24:17And yes, I realize how that sounded.
00:24:20Get your minds out of the gutter.
00:24:21Okay, Rachel, have fun.
00:24:32Coco the clown will make you any balloon animal you want.
00:24:35You know, maybe I should stay for a little while.
00:24:37Oh, come on.
00:24:38I'm watching them.
00:24:38I've got everything under control.
00:24:40Will you be here?
00:24:47Can you believe her?
00:24:48I'm a good mom, aren't I?
00:24:49People trust me.
00:24:50Hey, I brought my kid, didn't I?
00:24:52Yes, you did.
00:24:54Oh, wait, you're staying.
00:24:56I'll get us drinks.
00:25:01Hi, sweetie, what's the matter?
00:25:02Aren't you having a good time?
00:25:04The man is putting the monkey away.
00:25:06He said he was too tired to play anymore.
00:25:09Oh, I don't think so.
00:25:10That ape is on the clock to four.
00:25:13Hey, what gives?
00:25:15Sorry, Mr. Phibbs did two shows yesterday.
00:25:17He needs a nap.
00:25:18No way.
00:25:18I paid for two hours of monkey.
00:25:20I want two hours of monkey.
00:25:22Let him go.
00:25:23I can do the gig alone.
00:25:24No offense, Coco, but I need this to be the greatest party ever.
00:25:27And your act isn't exactly zinging the kids.
00:25:29Hey, I killed at your other kid's party.
00:25:32Those kids were three.
00:25:33These are seven-year-olds.
00:25:34It's a big time.
00:25:35Grappy balloon animals ain't gonna cut it.
00:25:36We need the monkey.
00:25:38Lady, he's tired.
00:25:38Well, then give him some banana-flavored coffee.
00:25:41You screw me on this, and I swear, Phibbs will never work in this town again.
00:25:44Come in.
00:25:56You called for a light bulb?
00:25:58The bedside lamp.
00:25:59I saw you pulling an hour ago.
00:26:08Your gentleman friend stand you up.
00:26:10Sorry to disappoint you, but he just called.
00:26:12He's on his way.
00:26:13Hmm.
00:26:15That's nice.
00:26:18Well, if you finish your magazine, there's a Bible in the nightstand.
00:26:23Tell me something.
00:26:24Did he cheat on you just once, or did he do it all the time?
00:26:30Who?
00:26:32I've been wondering what makes a woman so quick to judge anyone who has an affair.
00:26:36And I think I know.
00:26:37Your husband cheated on you, didn't he?
00:26:39My husband was the best man that I ever knew.
00:26:56But a good man wasn't good enough for me.
00:27:00I was like you.
00:27:01I wanted fun, excitement.
00:27:04So I found myself a boyfriend.
00:27:07Good-looking guy, sexy.
00:27:08And we had ourselves a real good time.
00:27:11You having a good time, lady?
00:27:14Yes, I am.
00:27:18Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:27:20It didn't last long for me.
00:27:23And when it was done, I had no husband and no boyfriend.
00:27:29So now I'm cleaning rooms.
00:27:32Every day I see women in here acting just as stupid as I was.
00:27:36I don't say a word to them.
00:27:37I just give them a look.
00:27:43Well, I'm sorry your affair ended so badly.
00:27:48But that doesn't mean that mine will.
00:27:49You seem like a nice lady.
00:28:09Don't you ever feel guilty?
00:28:11No.
00:28:11Yes, I feel guilty all the time.
00:28:23You don't know what it's like when I come home.
00:28:28And my husband's at the door.
00:28:32And there's such love in his eyes.
00:28:34Such hope.
00:28:36And I want to shake him and say, stop it.
00:28:41Stop loving me.
00:28:43I'm not worth it anymore.
00:28:47Don't you want to be worth it again?
00:28:49Don't you want to...
00:28:50Don't you want to be worth it again?
00:28:53Hi, honey.
00:28:54I'm so sorry.
00:28:56Is there some kind of problem?
00:29:00No, sir.
00:29:02Just turning on a light.
00:29:04There you are
00:29:14Now it's a kids party
00:29:17Are you still mad about Laura?
00:29:23Party's a success
00:29:24Kids are having a great time
00:29:25We're drinking margaritas
00:29:26What's not to likey?
00:29:29You know what?
00:29:30You're right
00:29:31I won
00:29:32Laura and her stuck-up posse
00:29:34Thought her kids weren't safe at my house
00:29:36I've shown them the best time
00:29:37They're going to have all year
00:29:38Gabby
00:29:41I know they're loud
00:29:42Kids, the dog's talking
00:29:44No, I think that there's a problem
00:29:45MJ?
00:29:46MJ, what's going on?
00:29:47The monkey's killing the clown
00:29:49I've got to get my tranquilizer gun
00:29:58I told you he needed a nap
00:30:01He was already on edge
00:30:02And then that damn clown
00:30:04Popped a balloon in his face
00:30:05Oh
00:30:06Laura, I was here every minute
00:30:19It's not my fault
00:30:20They sent us a homicidal monkey
00:30:22And the important part is
00:30:23The kids had a good time
00:30:24And created lifelong memories
00:30:26Great, you forgot your goodie bag
00:30:34So I still don't get why you fired Roy
00:30:41I mean, he was put in the birdhouse
00:30:43Where you wanted it, right?
00:30:44It's not about that
00:30:45He said I emasculate you
00:30:48He said that?
00:30:49Well, not in those words
00:30:50He went with a more colorful
00:30:51Nutcracking analogy
00:30:52He is funny
00:30:55He is not funny
00:30:56And this would be a really good place
00:30:57For you to jump in
00:30:58And tell me I'm not
00:30:59A castrating bitch
00:31:00Sure
00:31:00Just put down the knife first
00:31:02Wow
00:31:05We are not laughing at this at all, huh?
00:31:06No
00:31:07Oh, come on
00:31:08Babe, we're great
00:31:09You know that
00:31:09What do you care what he thinks?
00:31:11I don't care
00:31:13It's just
00:31:14It bugs me
00:31:14That he's judging me
00:31:16What are you doing with that?
00:31:20I thought he barbecued some chicken
00:31:21Mmm
00:31:21It's almost dinner time
00:31:23And that's still frozen
00:31:24Just get some burgers
00:31:25From the garage
00:31:26I got it
00:31:41Hey, Roy
00:31:42Can I talk to you?
00:31:43Sure thing, Pally
00:31:45Here, take a load off
00:31:47If it's about me getting into it
00:31:51With your wife, though
00:31:52I have to stop you first
00:31:53And say I'm sorry
00:31:55Well, thanks
00:31:56I mean, I know times have changed
00:31:58But a man's still a man
00:32:00And you deserve to have your wife respect you
00:32:03She respects me plenty, Roy
00:32:05Here's the thing
00:32:10You gotta understand
00:32:12About Lynette
00:32:13She grew up without her dad
00:32:17Her mom was a drinker
00:32:18So she had to be responsible for everyone
00:32:20Yeah, well, that's rough
00:32:22Yeah
00:32:23It left her with this constant fear that everything could suddenly fall apart
00:32:31And that's why she needs to control everything
00:32:34And that's why she needs to control everything
00:32:35Of course she can't
00:32:37Nobody can
00:32:38But she can control me
00:32:43If I let her
00:32:46So I do
00:32:49Because it makes her feel safe
00:32:53And that is my job
00:32:57As her husband
00:32:59To make her feel safe
00:33:03You're the best, Cabo
00:33:11I'm gonna try
00:33:15Now, if you'll excuse me
00:33:18I have hamburger to fetch
00:33:20Stop beating yourself up
00:33:29It wasn't that bad
00:33:30Carlos, a monkey almost killed a clown
00:33:34That is the definition of a bad children's party
00:33:37Oh, man
00:33:39Laura's right
00:33:43I'm a terrible mom
00:33:44Hey
00:33:45Come here
00:33:46Look
00:33:49I am no expert
00:33:52At raising children
00:33:53All I know is
00:33:55When all those other kids
00:33:56Ran screaming to their moms
00:33:58Wanting to jump to the bouncy house
00:34:00And zip them up
00:34:01And Celia played dead
00:34:02Those girls are smart
00:34:04Yeah, they were quick on their feet, weren't they?
00:34:07Which they wouldn't be
00:34:08If you'd been hovering all over them their whole lives
00:34:10They have learned to be
00:34:12Independent and resourceful
00:34:14And that is thanks to your negligence
00:34:16Oh, so sweet
00:34:18Ow
00:34:20That better not be the good suitcase
00:34:23Mom!
00:34:28Julie?
00:34:29Julie?
00:34:32Julie?
00:34:33Get Mike
00:34:34He's on the job
00:34:35What's going on?
00:34:36Somebody is outside
00:34:37Oh, my God
00:34:38What is that?
00:34:39It's a gun
00:34:40Where did you get that?
00:34:41Give that to me
00:34:42What are you thinking?
00:34:46It's loaded, right?
00:34:48I have a gun
00:34:56I've called the police
00:34:58They'll be here any minute
00:34:59Catherine?
00:35:16You shot me
00:35:18Oh, my God
00:35:24Catherine, the gun just went off
00:35:26Are you all right?
00:35:26You tried to kill me
00:35:27Okay, I just shot you
00:35:29Let's not be throwing accusations around
00:35:31It looks like it just grazed your shoulder
00:35:32There's hardly any blood
00:35:33What happened?
00:35:35Susan shot me
00:35:36Called the police
00:35:36I told you she was going to snap
00:35:38It's always the pretty ones
00:35:38It was an accident
00:35:40Bob, I want you to be my lawyer
00:35:42No, no, I called Bob as my lawyer
00:35:43We heard a gun go off
00:35:45Susan shot me
00:35:47Susan?
00:35:49I didn't know it was her
00:35:50What were you doing sneaking around my house?
00:35:54I was on neighborhood watch
00:35:55You didn't have an assigned shift
00:35:56Tom Scavo had to study
00:35:58He asked me to fill in
00:35:59Well, you should have checked with me
00:36:02That's what I was trying to do when you shot me
00:36:04All right, all right
00:36:04Everybody, just calm down
00:36:06I'm going to go call an ambulance
00:36:07Perhaps we should unload this
00:36:10Before someone else gets hurt
00:36:11Breathe, dear
00:36:14Susan just shot Catherine Mayfair
00:36:24What?
00:36:26She's okay, but she's just freaked out
00:36:28Huh?
00:36:29I never pet Susan as a gun owner
00:36:31Oh, crap
00:36:32That's our gun I gave it to Julie
00:36:36What?
00:36:37Why?
00:36:38She was scared
00:36:39She wanted protection
00:36:40That gun is under our real name
00:36:42If they trace that back to us
00:36:44Well, we are not going to let that happen
00:36:46You're going to jail for this
00:36:50Everyone heard you threaten me at that meeting
00:36:52I have witnesses
00:36:53Oh, please
00:36:55If I were going to kill you
00:36:56I wouldn't do it in my own front yard
00:36:57I'd sneak into your house
00:36:58and shoot you while you were asleep
00:36:59I thought I would ever do that
00:37:05Catherine, where are you going?
00:37:09Home
00:37:09To call the police
00:37:10Hey, Catherine
00:37:16The ambulance is on its way
00:37:17But I brought a first aid kit
00:37:19Why don't you let me clean you up
00:37:20And then you can call
00:37:21Ow, ow
00:37:24Just leave it
00:37:26Hand me the phone
00:37:27I want to call the police
00:37:28Dumb move, Catherine
00:37:31What?
00:37:35Listen to me
00:37:35You a mic?
00:37:38I see it, too
00:37:39Those looks he gives you
00:37:43He's still crazy about you
00:37:45I know
00:37:47So
00:37:48Use your head
00:37:49You want to call the police
00:37:51And have the mother of his kid
00:37:52Carted off to jail
00:37:53Don't be stupid
00:37:54High road all the way
00:37:56That's a good point
00:38:00And besides
00:38:01You walk around with a bandage
00:38:03On your shoulder for a few days
00:38:04She looks like a monster
00:38:06And you come off looking like a saint
00:38:09So how are we doing here?
00:38:15I'm fine
00:38:16Yeah
00:38:21I don't think we'll be needing that ambulance anymore
00:38:24I'm telling you
00:38:26You could totally see in her eyes
00:38:27So am I going to jail?
00:38:31Nah
00:38:31She's not calling anybody
00:38:32She was a little worked up
00:38:34We talked
00:38:34It's gonna be okay
00:38:36It is in our nature to judge the people around us
00:38:47If they ignore our wishes
00:38:50We believe they are disrespectful
00:38:53If they don't watch their children
00:38:57We conclude they are unfit parents
00:39:01If we catch them cheating
00:39:05We assume we know their reasons
00:39:08But what happens when we finally stop for a moment
00:39:13To judge our own lives?
00:39:17It can be painful to step back
00:39:20And see what we've been doing
00:39:21And even more painful to realize
00:39:28We have no intention
00:39:30Of stopping
00:39:33Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:39:38I think you're a lousy mother
00:39:39Gabby was insulted
00:39:40Did you just say that to my face?
00:39:42I closed the door to ask if you would like to be my new senior VP
00:39:44Lynette chose not to mention her pregnancy
00:39:47You get to stay in school
00:39:50Susan tried to protect Julie
00:39:51You shot me!
00:39:53That gun is under our real name
00:39:55I'm gonna call the police
00:39:55Shut up this
00:39:56And Angie had to protect her secret
00:39:58High road all the way
00:40:00That's a good point
00:40:01Brie Hodge had a problem
00:40:10She did not want to fall in love with Carl Meyer
00:40:13She was appalled by his table manners
00:40:18What?
00:40:22His personal ethics
00:40:23What?
00:40:26Brie did not want to fall for Carl Meyer
00:40:36But she knew in her heart
00:40:38That she was starting to
00:40:40And that's why she also knew
00:40:43The time had come
00:40:45We have to talk
00:40:46To leave
00:40:47Hey, what's with the face?
00:40:50You dumping me?
00:40:53Carl
00:40:54Oh my god
00:40:56You are dumping me
00:40:57We've both known this couldn't last forever
00:40:59So let's end it now
00:41:01Before someone gets hurt
00:41:02But it's going so well
00:41:04I feel we're getting closer
00:41:06We are
00:41:07That's the problem
00:41:08When I agreed to be your lover
00:41:12I felt quite sure
00:41:13That my disdain for your vulgarity
00:41:15And astounding lack of scruples
00:41:17Would preclude any chance
00:41:18Of my developing feelings for you
00:41:19But against all reason
00:41:21It's happening
00:41:23I don't want to fall in love
00:41:25With a man I'm not even sure I like
00:41:27I'm glad we're being careful
00:41:30About no one getting hurt
00:41:31Please
00:41:32Let's not make this any harder
00:41:34Than it has to be
00:41:35Okay
00:41:38You say we're done
00:41:39We're done
00:41:40I was going to wait
00:41:41To give you this later
00:41:42Maybe over dinner or something
00:41:44I guess now it's sort of
00:41:46A hearty gift
00:41:47I couldn't
00:41:49Open it
00:41:51It's beautiful
00:41:57Oh and it's inscribed
00:42:00To my dear
00:42:02And beloved Irene
00:42:04Irene was my grandmother
00:42:06My grandpa gave it to her
00:42:08On their first wedding anniversary
00:42:09Well she had no granddaughters
00:42:12So she willed it to me
00:42:13She said someday
00:42:14You'll find the perfect woman
00:42:16To give this to
00:42:17And she was right
00:42:18I know how you feel
00:42:21I didn't plan on falling
00:42:23For you either
00:42:24And I don't blame you
00:42:26For wanting to run
00:42:27The other way
00:42:27For what it's worth
00:42:31I love you
00:42:33And in that moment
00:42:38Brie knew the time
00:42:39To leave her lover had come
00:42:41And gone
00:42:44Anne Peterson was the principal
00:42:59Of Fairview Elementary School
00:43:01And she believed in rules
00:43:04She used them to teach hygiene
00:43:06To control behavior
00:43:10And to instill order
00:43:14Yes
00:43:16Mrs. Peterson
00:43:18Believed in rules
00:43:19She also believed
00:43:22That those who didn't follow them
00:43:25Should be punished
00:43:27Okay
00:43:34The camera is rolling
00:43:35Are there any words
00:43:36You'd like to say
00:43:37Before your daughter
00:43:38Makes her stage debut
00:43:39Let us pray
00:43:41Gabby
00:43:41Juanita is going to see this
00:43:43Trust me
00:43:43This is not footage
00:43:44You're going to want to keep
00:43:45I'm sorry
00:43:46I tried to work with her
00:43:48But you may as well know
00:43:49Your daughter is talent free
00:43:51She is only seven
00:43:52How bad could she be
00:43:53Well I've already
00:43:54Looked through the program
00:43:55To pick out a kid
00:43:55We can pretend it's ours
00:43:56I like Paige Glover
00:43:58I'm going to be her mommy
00:43:59My name is Miles Standish
00:44:09We have come to share with you
00:44:11Our bounty
00:44:11And to give thanks
00:44:15For this new land
00:44:16Where we are free
00:44:18From religious perspicution
00:44:20Which one is Paige Glover
00:44:26Religious perspicaution
00:44:30Where we are free
00:44:33From religious
00:44:34Persecution
00:44:36Read the corn
00:44:37I'm ordering the corn
00:44:38Persca
00:44:40Process
00:44:41At that moment
00:44:44Juanita Solis
00:44:45Chose to utter
00:44:46A certain four letter word
00:44:48For the very first time
00:44:53I did not write that
00:44:54On the corn
00:44:55Just promise me
00:45:00You won't have a few drinks
00:45:01And get all kissy with me
00:45:02Like you did last week
00:45:03At the Berman's
00:45:04You told me
00:45:05You don't want our friends
00:45:06To know we're having
00:45:06Marital problems
00:45:07You don't have to maul me
00:45:08To prove we're okay
00:45:09I don't like public displays
00:45:10Of affection
00:45:11I know
00:45:11These days
00:45:12They're the only kind
00:45:13I can get from you
00:45:14Sorry we're late
00:45:17My
00:45:18Oh it's okay
00:45:18Come on in
00:45:19Oh my god
00:45:21I can't believe it
00:45:22It's a surprise Susan
00:45:23I brought them before
00:45:24Not the brooch
00:45:25That you're wearing
00:45:26It's mine
00:45:27Excuse me
00:45:29Carl gave it to me
00:45:30Years ago
00:45:30Can I see it
00:45:31Well I don't doubt
00:45:32That it's similar Susan
00:45:33But it can't possibly
00:45:34Be the same one
00:45:35Yes
00:45:36There's the inscription
00:45:38To his granny Irene
00:45:40Mike
00:45:41This is the same brooch
00:45:45I lost ten years ago
00:45:46You say you lost it?
00:45:49Yeah it was back
00:45:50When Carl and I
00:45:50Got divorced
00:45:51One day it was
00:45:52On my coat
00:45:52And the next
00:45:53It's gone
00:45:54I never knew
00:45:55Where it went
00:45:55Hi everybody
00:45:58Well now we know
00:45:59Great to see you
00:46:00See you sweetie
00:46:01Hey Carl
00:46:02Get in here
00:46:03Wait
00:46:03You are not
00:46:04Going to believe this
00:46:05Bree found
00:46:06Your grandmother's brooch
00:46:07What?
00:46:09Yes
00:46:10The one that Susan
00:46:11Lost
00:46:12What an extraordinary
00:46:14Coincidence
00:46:15Where did you get it Bree?
00:46:18She bought it
00:46:19I'm assuming
00:46:20Oh yes
00:46:21At that little
00:46:22Antique store
00:46:23Down on Pearl Street
00:46:24Yeah so obviously
00:46:25Whoever found it
00:46:25Was to sell it to that store
00:46:26Remember how mad
00:46:28You got when I lost it?
00:46:29He really yelled at me
00:46:30You yelled at her?
00:46:32I don't recall yelling
00:46:33You kind of did
00:46:34How could you lose
00:46:36My grandmother's brooch
00:46:37It was a family heirloom
00:46:39Unbelievable
00:46:40Yeah
00:46:40It would turn up again
00:46:42After all this time
00:46:42Well I'm glad
00:46:47I can give it back
00:46:48To its rightful owner
00:46:49Oh it's yours
00:46:50You bought it
00:46:51Oh I couldn't possibly
00:46:52Wear it
00:46:53Knowing that Carl
00:46:53Gave it to you
00:46:55Well how much
00:46:56Did it cost?
00:46:57I'll reimburse you
00:46:58No need dear
00:46:59Trust me
00:47:00It was a steal
00:47:02I gotta get him
00:47:07Hold hard
00:47:09It's just okay
00:47:09Easy
00:47:10No
00:47:10I'm gonna do pancakes
00:47:12Watch
00:47:14Watch
00:47:15Watch
00:47:15Watch
00:47:15Watch
00:47:16Watch
00:47:16God's sake
00:47:18People are trying
00:47:19To sleep
00:47:20Tom
00:47:23Hey honey
00:47:24What are you doing here
00:47:25I thought you were
00:47:26Going to be at the library
00:47:27Studying
00:47:27We were
00:47:29And after we were done
00:47:29I told the guys
00:47:30I'd treat him to pancakes
00:47:31But the place was closed
00:47:33So we peed on the building
00:47:34Give it up to T-Scov
00:47:37You're drunk
00:47:40Well I beg your pardon
00:47:42He's drunk
00:47:44I'm faced
00:47:44Do you have a sink?
00:47:54What did this library have?
00:47:56A three drink minimum?
00:47:57Well after the library
00:47:58We went to a bar
00:48:00And they got into
00:48:01A cutthroat game
00:48:02Of beer pong
00:48:03Well I'll just make him
00:48:07Some pancakes
00:48:07And take him home
00:48:08In the morning
00:48:08The morning?
00:48:10Can I talk to you
00:48:12A second T-Scov
00:48:13Away from these
00:48:14Beer pong champs?
00:48:15Actually they lost
00:48:16And it was kind of
00:48:17Controversy
00:48:17I don't care
00:48:18They're not staying here
00:48:19Tonight
00:48:19Come on
00:48:20Look at Niedermeyer
00:48:20I can't take him home
00:48:21To his mom and dad
00:48:22Do you know how parents are?
00:48:23Of course I do
00:48:24We're parents
00:48:25I understand you want
00:48:33The kids to like you
00:48:34So they can elect you
00:48:35Homecoming king
00:48:36Or whatever
00:48:37But you are not
00:48:38Going back to school
00:48:39To have some second childhood
00:48:40Enough is enough
00:48:41Okay
00:48:42Okay I hear you
00:48:43Hey
00:48:45I hear you too
00:48:46Want to keep it down?
00:48:47And as punishment
00:48:59I'm having Juanita
00:49:00Draft a letter of apology
00:49:01To every classmate
00:49:02And family member
00:49:03Who heard
00:49:03The verb in question
00:49:06That seems fair
00:49:07And of course
00:49:08She won't be allowed
00:49:09To participate
00:49:09In the final two performances
00:49:11Of the Thanksgiving pageant
00:49:12Of course
00:49:13And she is also
00:49:14On cafeteria cleaning detail
00:49:16For the next two weeks
00:49:17Absolutely
00:49:19Not so fast
00:49:21I'm sorry
00:49:22Oh come on
00:49:22Mrs. Peterson
00:49:23A letter of apology
00:49:24Fine
00:49:25Taking her out of the play
00:49:26Hey she deserved that
00:49:27Based on her performance alone
00:49:29But let's not go overboard
00:49:30Mrs. Solis
00:49:31This school
00:49:33Has a zero tolerance policy
00:49:34When it comes to profanity
00:49:35And we respect that
00:49:38Right honey?
00:49:39Stay out of this
00:49:40Sweetheart
00:49:41You need to take a second
00:49:42Look at that policy
00:49:43Juanita made a little slip
00:49:44It wasn't intentional
00:49:45It's not like she
00:49:46Flipped the bird afterwards
00:49:47My ruling stands
00:49:49If you can't do the time
00:49:51Don't do the crime
00:49:52What is this?
00:49:53Shawshank Elementary?
00:49:55This school
00:49:55Is not at fault
00:49:56If you want to assign blame
00:49:58You might look to
00:49:59Your dubious parenting skills
00:50:01Oh I wish you hadn't said that
00:50:05Excuse me?
00:50:07Well Juanita learned that word somewhere
00:50:09And you're saying
00:50:10I taught it to her
00:50:11No I'm sure it was
00:50:12Whispered to her by the wind
00:50:14Let me tell you something
00:50:17Mrs. Peterson
00:50:18I am pulling Juanita
00:50:19Out of this crappy
00:50:20Crappy school
00:50:21Come on Carlos
00:50:23Crappy huh?
00:50:26What a shame
00:50:26Juanita won't be here
00:50:27To blurt that out
00:50:28During the Pledge of Allegiance
00:50:29Oh yeah?
00:50:31Well here's a blurt for ya
00:50:32And the horse you rode in on
00:50:36Don't shoot
00:50:46It's just me
00:50:46Relax Susan
00:50:49It was a joke
00:50:50Is Mike here?
00:50:52He is out on a job
00:50:53Oh darn it
00:50:55I wanted to talk to both of you
00:50:57So I could apologize
00:50:58Over the past few weeks
00:51:02I've let my emotions
00:51:04Get the best of me
00:51:06I'm sure you've noticed
00:51:08That my behavior
00:51:08Has been
00:51:09Crazy
00:51:10Just in the
00:51:12Clinical sense
00:51:13Well
00:51:14That's over
00:51:15I don't want there to be
00:51:17Any more tension between us
00:51:19When we see each other
00:51:19On the street
00:51:20I want us to wave
00:51:22Not dive behind a garbage can
00:51:25Oh I didn't dive
00:51:26I just dropped my keys
00:51:28I just want things to be normal again
00:51:31Let me play poker
00:51:33With you and the girls
00:51:34If you throw a party
00:51:36Invite me
00:51:36Maybe you and Mike
00:51:38Can have me over for a barbecue
00:51:40Sometime
00:51:40Given what's happened
00:51:43I just don't see a barbecue
00:51:47In our future
00:51:47Fine
00:51:52Susan
00:51:53I was just hoping
00:51:55To be friends again
00:51:56And
00:51:56Show all those people
00:51:58How wrong they were
00:51:59What people?
00:52:04The ones who keep telling me
00:52:05That I should sue you
00:52:06For
00:52:06What do they call it?
00:52:08Reckless endangerment
00:52:09I'm sorry
00:52:10Who are all these people?
00:52:12Neighbors
00:52:12Well-wishers
00:52:13A couple of lawyers
00:52:14Who dabble in civil lawsuits
00:52:15But I told them no
00:52:17I could never sue Susan
00:52:20In spite of everything
00:52:21We're still friends
00:52:22But
00:52:24That isn't true anymore
00:52:27Brunch
00:52:28Mike and I aren't really
00:52:32Barbecue people
00:52:33We
00:52:33Like a good brunch
00:52:35So
00:52:36Let's give that a shot
00:52:37I'm
00:52:38Sorry
00:52:39That was just
00:52:39Bad choice of words
00:52:40I love it
00:52:44Sunday around 11
00:52:45I'll bring a quiche
00:52:46Great
00:52:48Aren't you glad
00:52:52I'm not crazy anymore?
00:52:54Oh yeah
00:52:55This is so much better
00:52:56We are over, Carl
00:53:00This time
00:53:01I mean it
00:53:02Oh come on
00:53:03Brie
00:53:04You're gonna dump me
00:53:05Over a lousy brooch?
00:53:06It's not the brooch, Carl
00:53:07It's you
00:53:08Stealing Susan's jewelry
00:53:09And then berating her
00:53:10For losing it
00:53:11What kind of man does that?
00:53:12How about a man
00:53:13Who's wife's taking him
00:53:14To the cleaners
00:53:15Who wants to get back
00:53:15A little of what
00:53:16She's costing him
00:53:17But how could you
00:53:17Be so stupid
00:53:18As to then give it to me?
00:53:19Did it not occur to you
00:53:20That she might see me
00:53:21Wearing it?
00:53:22Hey, when Susie and I
00:53:23Divorced she lost
00:53:24A lot of things
00:53:24I forgot the brooch
00:53:25Was one of them
00:53:26That's your defense?
00:53:28That you stole so much
00:53:29You lost track?
00:53:30Let's not forget
00:53:31Who had no problem
00:53:32Staging a fake burglary
00:53:34To protect her stuff
00:53:34From Orson
00:53:35I am not proud of that
00:53:36I am even less proud
00:53:37Of letting my libido
00:53:38Blime me to the fact
00:53:39That I have been fornicating
00:53:40With a morally bankrupt weasel
00:53:42Well, not anymore
00:53:44We're done
00:53:45Wait
00:53:46Bree
00:53:48Will you marry me?
00:53:54Excuse me?
00:53:56I know
00:53:57Not the best time to ask
00:53:58But I was scared
00:54:00If I waited
00:54:01I wouldn't get another shot
00:54:01What do you think?
00:54:02For one instant
00:54:03I would even
00:54:03Don't feel you need
00:54:04To answer right away
00:54:05I'm pretty sure
00:54:05What the short-term
00:54:06Response would be
00:54:07But, uh
00:54:08I love you, Bree
00:54:11For God's sakes, Carl
00:54:12And I'd be honored
00:54:13If you'd even consider
00:54:14Becoming my wife
00:54:15No
00:54:17I'm not done
00:54:19The man who swiped
00:54:20That brooch
00:54:21That was the man I was
00:54:22The man I am now
00:54:23Is a little better
00:54:24But he is nothing
00:54:26Compared to the man
00:54:26That I could be
00:54:27With a woman like you
00:54:29As my wife
00:54:30There, done
00:54:35Carl
00:54:37Don't say anything
00:54:38Just go
00:54:39Think it over
00:54:40I only want to
00:54:41Just think
00:55:00I hope I'm not disturbing you
00:55:19I just want to thank you
00:55:19For the...
00:55:21Oh
00:55:22Are you okay?
00:55:25You're crying
00:55:26What's wrong?
00:55:27Nothing
00:55:27What's up?
00:55:29Oh, okay
00:55:30I just wanted to tell you
00:55:31How well our plan is working
00:55:32Our plan?
00:55:34Yeah
00:55:35The one about taking the high road
00:55:36With Susan
00:55:37It was just over there
00:55:39She doesn't have a clue
00:55:41Who's that?
00:55:43My mother
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45Where does she live?
00:55:47She doesn't
00:55:48I'm sorry
00:55:50Tomorrow would have been her birthday
00:55:52Every year this time
00:55:53I get a little depressed
00:55:54So let's go out
00:55:56I'll buy you lunch
00:55:57It's the least I can do
00:55:58For my partner in crime
00:55:59Okay
00:56:02You gotta stop with that
00:56:03What?
00:56:05This our plan
00:56:05Partner in crime
00:56:06This is your thing
00:56:07Susan
00:56:07Do what you want to do
00:56:09Oh
00:56:12You're just upset
00:56:12Because of your mother
00:56:13You know what?
00:56:16I'll bake you
00:56:17A pineapple upside down cake
00:56:19Best thing in the world
00:56:21For depression
00:56:21Well I called
00:56:28Every private school
00:56:29In the area
00:56:29No openings
00:56:30Until September
00:56:31Damn it Gabby
00:56:33You couldn't wait
00:56:34Until summer
00:56:35To cuss out the principal
00:56:36I make no apologies
00:56:37She had it coming
00:56:38And I do it again
00:56:40She attacked
00:56:42Our daughter
00:56:43Well I'm glad
00:56:44You're so devoted
00:56:44To Juanita
00:56:45Because you're about
00:56:45To be spending
00:56:46A whole lot more time together
00:56:47What are you talking about?
00:56:49I think we have
00:56:49No other choice
00:56:50You're gonna have to
00:56:51Homeschool her
00:56:51That's funny
00:56:55Oh you're good Carlos
00:56:57We needed something
00:56:58To cut the tension
00:56:59But seriously
00:57:01What do we do?
00:57:02Seriously
00:57:03We enroll online
00:57:05They send us the curriculum
00:57:06And you teach her
00:57:07Whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:57:09Before this gets ugly
00:57:10You do realize
00:57:11I don't know how to teach
00:57:12Really?
00:57:13You taught Juanita
00:57:14A few choice words
00:57:15Me?
00:57:16How about you?
00:57:17What a blank of a day
00:57:19Earl at the office
00:57:20Is such a blank
00:57:21I want to kick the blank
00:57:23Out of his blank
00:57:23Oh yeah?
00:57:25How about
00:57:25That blanking hairdresser
00:57:27Totally screwed up
00:57:28My blanking hair
00:57:29Look at me
00:57:30I'm totally blanked
00:57:31The blanking client
00:57:33Didn't sign the deal
00:57:34And we lost a blank load of money
00:57:35Wah!
00:57:36Blank!
00:57:36Blank!
00:57:37Blank!
00:57:37Okay
00:57:40We are both at fault
00:57:42But you're homeschooling her
00:57:44Fine
00:57:45But I know someone
00:57:46Who isn't getting blanked tonight
00:57:47Fine with me
00:57:49I blanked off earlier
00:57:51Thanks again for the pie
00:58:01You're welcome
00:58:02So I see you're wearing the brooch
00:58:05I must say
00:58:07It was awfully sweet of Carl
00:58:08To give you his grandmother's jewelry
00:58:09When you were married
00:58:11Did he do that sort of thing often?
00:58:13Surprise you with little gifts?
00:58:15Constantly
00:58:15Really?
00:58:17Yeah, of course
00:58:18After a while
00:58:19I knew that it just meant
00:58:20That he cheated
00:58:21And I was feeling guilty
00:58:21Once he went to Barbados
00:58:23And brought me back
00:58:24A pair of sapphire earrings
00:58:25I cried for days
00:58:27Oh
00:58:28So
00:58:30Why the sudden fascination with Carl?
00:58:32Oh, I'm hardly fascinated
00:58:34Just curious
00:58:35When you talk about your marriage to him
00:58:38It's always about the lies
00:58:39And the cheating
00:58:40And you never really talk about the good times
00:58:43Well, there were wonderful times
00:58:46Yeah, he was always a good kisser
00:58:49And he could always make me laugh
00:58:51Yeah, the truth is
00:58:53If he had begged my forgiveness
00:58:55I mean, if just once
00:58:58He had told me that he was willing to change
00:59:01Ugh
00:59:06Hell with Carl
00:59:07In fact
00:59:09Um
00:59:09Here
00:59:12No, Susan
00:59:14It's yours
00:59:14No
00:59:15It's Carl's
00:59:17And the only jewelry I should be wearing now is Mike's
00:59:20Well, if you insist
00:59:23By the way, thanks
00:59:25It felt good to say a few nice things about Carl for a change, you know
00:59:29Well
00:59:30It was nice to hear them
00:59:32Here you go, Gabby
00:59:36It's kind of old
00:59:38It's from before the Soviet Union broke up
00:59:40The Soviet Union broke up?
00:59:45You sure you know what you're doing with this homeschooling thing?
00:59:47Oh, honey, when he does in first grade, she'll believe what I tell her
00:59:50Hey, your phone
00:59:51Ooh
00:59:51I popped my button
00:59:53Actually, Lynette, I'm not surprised
00:59:56What?
00:59:59Well, I wasn't going to bring it up, but
01:00:00You have been getting a little rounder lately
01:00:02Well
01:00:04What can I tell you, Gabby?
01:00:06I'm working long hours
01:00:08I'm not exercising
01:00:10Eating a bunch of junk at work
01:00:12Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she gets even bigger than this
01:00:14Don't you have some homework?
01:00:19Actually, I've got to pick up some books at the library
01:00:21Good, I'll clean up
01:00:22Bye
01:00:24Seriously, Lynette, you can lose this weight in one month
01:00:28No, Gabby, I really can't
01:00:30Yes, you can, and I'm going to help you
01:00:32What do you say we meet every morning at 7 o'clock and go for a run?
01:00:36I don't know, that's right around the time I'm getting the kids ready for school
01:00:39Lynette, you cannot let this go
01:00:40You know the expression, the longer you wait, the bigger the butt
01:00:42If you'll excuse me, I have to get that
01:00:46It might be another friend calling to tell me my ass is too fat
01:00:49Well, just trying to help
01:00:50All right, bye, I love you
01:00:52Hello
01:00:53No, Tiskov just left
01:00:58This is Elskov, may I help you?
01:00:59I'm sorry, what party?
01:01:16Peter Meyer, Moni
01:01:18Hey, Mrs. Combo
01:01:18Hi
01:01:19Would you like a slice of Long Island watermelon?
01:01:21Gosh, tempting, but I just want to find my husband and bring him home
01:01:25He's not here
01:01:26Don't cover for him
01:01:28Somebody called our house wanting to know why he hadn't shown up with a keg yet
01:01:31Brilliant
01:01:33Peter Meyer, please
01:01:34Tom has actual responsibilities
01:01:37His jello shots and beer pong days are over
01:01:41And I don't appreciate his new buddies making him think they're not
01:01:44He's not our buddy
01:01:45I don't care, I just want to know where he is
01:01:48He just dropped off the keg and left
01:01:50Well, wait, wait
01:01:52If he's not your friend, why is he buying you a keg?
01:01:55Why is he making you dinner at our house?
01:01:58Okay, boys
01:02:02Oh, no, no, no, no
01:02:03Without this watermelon, all these pretty girls will stay sober
01:02:08And you know what that means
01:02:10No!
01:02:10Okay, okay, we'll tell you
01:02:12Dude, she's got her melon
01:02:14Tom's doing stuff for us because we gave him the answers to the midterm
01:02:19He's cheating off you?
01:02:23No, we've got a connection in the math department
01:02:25We get the tests
01:02:26Uh, Mrs. Scavo, can we get our watermelon back?
01:02:31You coming to bed?
01:02:39Just a sec!
01:02:43Oh, I'm so exhausted
01:02:45Oh, okay
01:02:48Okay
01:02:48No, no, no, wait, wait
01:02:50I'm not that exhausted
01:02:51Oh, okay
01:02:53Delfino plumbing
01:03:03Uh, yeah
01:03:07Exactly what's the problem?
01:03:10Look, I'm not on call tonight
01:03:12I'll try to stop by tomorrow
01:03:13That's right, buster
01:03:15You're not going anywhere tonight
01:03:16No kidding
01:03:18Catherine can fix her own leak
01:03:22That was Catherine
01:03:23You've got to get over there right now
01:03:25Well, yeah
01:03:26Look, I know we've got to be friends with her
01:03:28But not at 11 o'clock
01:03:29And not when you're wearing this
01:03:31Okay, she could sue us
01:03:33She's not going to sue us over this
01:03:34It's not like our dog peed on her flowers
01:03:36I shot her
01:03:37So call her back and tell her you'll be right over
01:03:39Fine
01:03:41How long won't take anyway?
01:03:44I don't know, it's a leak in her master bath
01:03:46In the bedroom?
01:03:48Hello, Mike
01:03:56And Susan
01:03:59What are you doing here?
01:04:01I came to assist my husband
01:04:03Get the job done in half the time
01:04:06Hey, um, where's your sling?
01:04:10Oh, my shoulder's feeling much better
01:04:13Thank you
01:04:13That's great
01:04:15So it doesn't hurt if I do this?
01:04:17Hey, why don't we take a look at this leaky faucet
01:04:20Uh, no, actually it's the garbage disposal in the kitchen
01:04:25I thought you said it was in the master bath
01:04:28Like, seriously
01:04:30Why would a garbage disposal be in the master bath?
01:04:33Come on, this way
01:04:34It's just making this awful sound
01:04:37They're supposed to make an awful sound
01:04:39What are you doing up here?
01:04:56I knew I never should have trusted you
01:04:59You just wanted Mike over here to try to seduce him
01:05:01Really, Susan?
01:05:03You have the most suspicious mind
01:05:05Oh, please, look at this place
01:05:08Even I'm getting turned on
01:05:09So, I lit a few candles and sprinkled some rose petals
01:05:13I do that every night
01:05:15Really?
01:05:16Do you also drink an entire bottle of champagne?
01:05:20Maybe I have a little problem, okay?
01:05:22No, you have a big problem, Catherine
01:05:23Mike!
01:05:24There's no reason to bring him into this
01:05:25Oh, well, you say that you do this every night
01:05:28And he used to spend a lot of nights here
01:05:30So why don't we see if it looks familiar to him?
01:05:32Mike!
01:05:33Mike, I need you to come up here
01:05:35Mike!
01:05:36Come up here!
01:05:37Right now!
01:05:37Stop!
01:05:38Stop!
01:05:38Stop!
01:05:39That's evidence!
01:05:40Leave me alone!
01:05:43Oh, my God!
01:05:45A bubble bath?
01:05:46This is now a bad Jackie Collins novel
01:05:48I want you out of my house
01:05:50Catherine, you need help?
01:05:53What you're doing here?
01:05:54It's sick!
01:05:55You don't actually think that rose petals and champagne
01:05:58are going to work on Mike
01:05:59He loves me!
01:06:01Don't push me, Susan
01:06:03I'll sue you!
01:06:04You know what?
01:06:05Go ahead, sue me!
01:06:06And while you're at it
01:06:07Get me for a salt with a strawberry, too
01:06:09You bitch!
01:06:18I'm crazy!
01:06:18F.Y.A.
01:06:36We hate her again
01:06:39Mahoney called me and told me that you'd...
01:06:58Know about the cheating, yeah, I do.
01:07:01What I don't know is what the hell's the matter with you?
01:07:04Why would you do something that stupid?
01:07:07Because it is a required course that I will never use, and I'm failing it.
01:07:16You're failing?
01:07:19We can't afford to have you fail.
01:07:22I know, that's why I did this, so that I could focus all of my attention on my core classes.
01:07:27Are you failing those too?
01:07:29No, but it's touch and go.
01:07:32No, my advisor warned me that learning a language at my age would be difficult, and Mandarin is one of the hardest.
01:07:40I study, and I study, but I'm always behind.
01:07:45You gotta understand, I am drowning here.
01:07:48I don't care.
01:07:55What?
01:07:57You're having trouble in school? Talk to me. Talk to your professors. Hire a tutor. What you don't do is cheat.
01:08:03Come on, Lynette. It's statistics. I'm never gonna use it.
01:08:07It's the principle of the thing, Tom.
01:08:09What if the kids found out? What kind of example are you setting for them?
01:08:14The same one you're setting.
01:08:17When Gabrielle asked you if you were gaining weight, didn't you lie?
01:08:21Oh, Gabby, that's different.
01:08:22Why?
01:08:23Because of the consequences. You could get kicked out of school.
01:08:27And you could lose one of your best friends.
01:08:30I'm going to tell Gabby the truth. Eventually.
01:08:33And when you do, she'll tell Carlos.
01:08:35And when he finds out that his new vice president lied to him, he may fire you.
01:08:38You want to talk to me some more about consequences?
01:08:42I think the way you're trying to rationalize your behavior is pathetic.
01:08:46We are two middle-aged people, Lynette. We both know the value of principles.
01:08:50We also know something that we've never told the kids.
01:08:52That there are, sadly, sometimes in life when you need to break the rules in order to survive.
01:08:59I cheated on a test. You don't want to pat me on the back, fine.
01:09:05But don't act like you are better than me because you are not.
01:09:13Okay, said Skippy. I'll meet you down at Red Creek after school.
01:09:18This is boring. Can I watch TV?
01:09:21Juanita, while you're here with me, it's the same as if you were at school.
01:09:23We just finished gym class. Now it's time for reading.
01:09:26Ironing isn't gym class.
01:09:28Hey, who's the teacher here, huh? Read.
01:09:32You read.
01:09:35Juanita.
01:09:37Come on.
01:09:39Let's just finish this chapter.
01:09:49Don't even think about it.
01:09:54I'm warning you, I am not playing.
01:09:56You don't so help me God.
01:10:06Pick it up.
01:10:07No.
01:10:08Pick it up or end up on the floor next to it.
01:10:18Thank you. That's much better.
01:10:19Whoops.
01:10:24Hello? So what did we learn today?
01:10:27Pick up the block!
01:10:28Oh!
01:10:29Pick it up!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Gabby, what the hell is going on?
01:10:33It's called homeschooling.
01:10:35Oh, no.
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:37I did what you asked, Carl.
01:10:41I went home and thought about your proposal.
01:10:44And?
01:10:45No, wait.
01:10:45Not yet.
01:10:46Do I need to brace myself?
01:10:48I'm not going to say no.
01:10:49Really?
01:10:50Or yes.
01:10:51What's the point when I already have a husband I can't seem to shake?
01:10:54So for now, you might want to focus on getting me a divorce.
01:10:57And if I do that, you'll marry me?
01:10:59No.
01:10:59Not you.
01:11:01But I am interested in this other Carl.
01:11:03The one you say you're planning to become.
01:11:05Yeah?
01:11:06If you marry me.
01:11:08Well, I'm afraid he's going to have to make an appearance sooner than that.
01:11:12Ha ha!
01:11:13I think I can arrange a meeting.
01:11:14Oh, that's another thing.
01:11:16No sex.
01:11:17For at least a month.
01:11:18A month?
01:11:19You are too adept at using it to cloud my judgment.
01:11:22I want to see you through eyes that are clear, not rolling back in my head.
01:11:25So I have to be a good boy and no sex?
01:11:28It's like we're married already.
01:11:29Carl, if we go public with this, let alone marry, there will be serious consequences.
01:11:34Susan may never speak to me again, and God only knows what Orson will do.
01:11:37I will not even contemplate paying that price until I'm sure you're damn well worth it.
01:11:43And if you can prove that you are,
01:11:45then you can give this to me again.
01:11:49And next time, it'll mean something.
01:11:59Did you talk with her?
01:12:07Is she ready to apologize?
01:12:10Not quite.
01:12:11She heard what you said to the principal,
01:12:13and she is blaming you for her not being allowed to go back to school.
01:12:15So you defended me, right?
01:12:18Well, that was a little tough, what with her being right and you being wrong.
01:12:21What do you mean wrong?
01:12:22I did what I did for her.
01:12:25Really?
01:12:27You don't think that maybe a teeny bit of that was in response to you being criticized as a mom?
01:12:32No.
01:12:32Maybe the horse she rode in on part,
01:12:37but the original sentiment was all in defense of our daughter.
01:12:41Why does she get off being mad at me?
01:12:42Gabby, she can't go to school and be with her friends.
01:12:45She can't have people over because a chimp mauled a clown at her birthday party.
01:12:49She has every right to be mad.
01:12:51You.
01:12:53Not so much.
01:12:54Not so much.
01:13:02Ma, it's me.
01:13:17I know, it's been a long time.
01:13:18I'm sorry.
01:13:20No, you know, I can't tell you that.
01:13:22Just know that we're safe, okay?
01:13:25Oh, Ma, please, don't cry.
01:13:27We only have a few minutes to talk, okay?
01:13:29Hey, he's good.
01:13:34He just turned 19.
01:13:36I know.
01:13:37Can you believe it?
01:13:39Yeah, I wish we could, too.
01:13:41It's just too risky.
01:13:43But, you know, maybe one of these days...
01:13:47Ma, I gotta go.
01:13:48I'll talk to you soon.
01:13:50Remanda bene, okay?
01:13:54Hey, Catherine.
01:13:55What you got there?
01:13:57I thought you said your mother was dead.
01:14:00Oh, yeah, that was my mother-in-law.
01:14:02Nick's mom.
01:14:03Oh.
01:14:04You call her Ma?
01:14:06We're close.
01:14:08I didn't hear you come in.
01:14:10The front door was open.
01:14:11Here.
01:14:13Hey, is that one of those prepaid phones?
01:14:16Oh, yeah.
01:14:17When Nick and I went on vacation, we bought this to call home.
01:14:20And then we had some minutes left over, so I figured I'd use them up.
01:14:22What's on your mind, Catherine?
01:14:26Well, I wanted to drop off the cake, as promised, and tell you, last night, Susan and I had a big fight.
01:14:33She threw me into the bathtub.
01:14:36Really?
01:14:36First she shoots me, now she tries to drown me.
01:14:39I'm going to the police, so I'm going to need that gun for evidence.
01:14:44What gun?
01:14:46The one she shot me with?
01:14:48The one Danny gave Julie?
01:14:49Listen, Catherine, I really don't think it's a good idea getting the police involved.
01:15:00Just stick to your plan.
01:15:03I hate that she can get away with this.
01:15:07Hi.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:12Nick's not Italian, is he?
01:15:14No.
01:15:15Why?
01:15:17Because you were talking to his mother in Italian.
01:15:20Oh, she likes it.
01:15:21Makes it feel sophisticated.
01:15:25I have a doctor's appointment of 40 minutes.
01:15:26I really should get dressed.
01:15:28But thank you for the cake.
01:15:37What's that, sweetie?
01:15:38Your homework?
01:15:40It's all homework now, isn't it?
01:15:45Look, Juanita.
01:15:46You know, when I was young,
01:15:47I used to get picked on because I was the littlest kid in my class.
01:15:51And I couldn't defend myself from the bullies.
01:15:54And then I discovered a part of me that was big.
01:15:57My mouth.
01:15:59And I've been fighting back with it ever since.
01:16:00So when Mrs. Peterson said those mean things,
01:16:02I had to defend you.
01:16:04Why?
01:16:05I said a bad word.
01:16:06If you just let her punish me,
01:16:08this would all be over.
01:16:09Believe me,
01:16:09leaving that school is going to wind up being a good thing.
01:16:12Mrs. Peterson is a bully.
01:16:13And like Mrs. Peterson.
01:16:20Okay.
01:16:22I was wrong.
01:16:23And I'm sorry you're upset.
01:16:27But you still think I'm a good mom, right?
01:16:33Honey?
01:16:35Can we just read?
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
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01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:36Read.
01:16:37Read.
01:16:37Read.
01:16:37Read.
01:16:37Read.
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01:16:38Read.
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01:16:42I'm telling you,
01:16:45Catherine cannot be trusted.
01:16:47The way she talks about stealing Mike back from you,
01:16:49she has completely lost it.
01:16:51Believe me, I know.
01:16:52Mike and I have a new rule.
01:16:54We're going to pretend that Catherine doesn't exist.
01:16:56You think that's going to be enough?
01:16:59You need to get her off the street.
01:17:01Catherine hates you,
01:17:03and I'm not talking dirty looks in the supermarket hate.
01:17:05That woman is dangerous.
01:17:08Dangerous how?
01:17:10Okay.
01:17:11I can't believe I'm even saying this,
01:17:13but do you know where Catherine was the night that Julie was attacked?
01:17:22No.
01:17:23That's crazy.
01:17:26Why would Catherine want to hurt Julie?
01:17:29You had just married the man that she loved.
01:17:31It was dark.
01:17:33A woman walked out of your house.
01:17:38Maybe she didn't think it was Julie.
01:17:40There are so many rules in this world.
01:17:50That's why we must start learning them while we are still children.
01:17:55We are told very clearly,
01:17:58don't say bad words.
01:18:00You're not allowed to cheat on tests.
01:18:08It's not nice to lie to your friends.
01:18:11You shouldn't covet a man who isn't yours.
01:18:20And you shouldn't betray a man who is.
01:18:24So we grow up, and still we break the rules.
01:18:29Completely forgetting that if someone catches us,
01:18:33we will be punished.
01:18:37Hi there.
01:18:38Good afternoon, sir.
01:18:39I was hoping to replace a cameo brooch my wife purchased here.
01:18:43I'd like to surprise her.
01:18:44A brooch?
01:18:45We don't have anything like that here.
01:18:47You must be mistaken.
01:18:49My wife was quite specific about where she purchased it.
01:18:51Sorry.
01:18:53We sell furniture.
01:18:54She must have gotten it somewhere else.
01:18:55Excuse me.