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  • 6/27/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:03Messy?
00:00:03Not just yet. What is it you want?
00:00:05I want to learn your business from the ground up.
00:00:07And then I want to help you expand it.
00:00:09Brie.
00:00:09Mr. Allen.
00:00:10Hired a new employee.
00:00:11Now you can sit.
00:00:13You should be staying great, Anna. Go for it.
00:00:15Gabby thought she had ended a romance.
00:00:18Where's Danny?
00:00:18New York. Danny went to find Anna.
00:00:20You have to leave.
00:00:22Robin was asked to go.
00:00:24But Catherine had a change of heart.
00:00:30Preston Scavo was finally coming home from Europe.
00:00:39And his family was wondering what kind of souvenirs he'd be bringing them.
00:00:43His brother wanted an army knife from Switzerland.
00:00:47His sister wanted some wooden shoes from Holland.
00:00:52His father wanted some cheese from Bavaria.
00:00:56And his mother, well, all she wanted was to hold her little boy in her arms.
00:01:04Guess who's back!
00:01:05But she'd soon discover her little boy wasn't so little anymore.
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11You let me out! I'll get the first hug!
00:01:14Oh, Mom, you're huge!
00:01:15I know! Well, look at you!
00:01:17Porter, now you don't have to grow a mustache. See how bad it would look?
00:01:20What'd you bring me?
00:01:21Oh, Penny, he just walked in. Give him a chance to unpack and give me my cheese.
00:01:26Actually, I do have a little surprise.
00:01:28Oh, there's plenty of time for that. You've been traveling all day. You probably want to take a shower or a nap.
00:01:32No, I kind of need to do this now.
00:01:34Yeah, Mom, you are really going to want to see this surprise.
00:01:37Okay, I'm a little nervous. Maybe I should explain.
00:01:40No, you don't need to explain. I'm sure we're going to love it.
00:01:42Uh, everyone, I'd like you to meet Irina.
00:01:47Hello. I am finally to meet the lovely Preston family.
00:01:55Nice to meet you, Irina. Um, Preston didn't say he was bringing a friend.
00:01:59Oh, she's more than a friend, Mom. We're in love.
00:02:03Yes, Preston Scavo had returned from his trip with a beautiful souvenir.
00:02:09And his mother would soon wish he hadn't.
00:02:24Sometimes you must wash away the mud to reveal that sparkling yellow underneath.
00:02:31Sometimes you must carry the flower into the sunlight to appreciate the redness of the rose.
00:02:38Sometimes you have to take off the wrapping to understand just how green a bike can be.
00:02:47And if you want to see a woman's true colors, just make her feel unnecessary.
00:02:54Anna, you're doing it again.
00:02:55But you can't see my face.
00:02:57This is a tool calendar. It's going to be hanging in some fat mechanic's basement.
00:03:00And he won't be looking at your face.
00:03:02I came to New York to be a fashion model.
00:03:04I came to make art films. Isn't life funny?
00:03:07I'm getting a donut. You have two minutes for an attitude adjustment.
00:03:14Hey, Anna.
00:03:16What are you doing here?
00:03:17I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:03:19You wasted your time. We broke up.
00:03:21We were broken up by your aunt.
00:03:24She doesn't care about your career. All she's ever cared about is keeping us apart.
00:03:30That's why she sent you here.
00:03:32Oh, my God.
00:03:34That's why the agency's only been sending me out on these crappy jobs.
00:03:38It all makes sense now.
00:03:39We got a lot of catching up to you. Can we go somewhere and talk?
00:03:47Come on, January. Time is money.
00:03:52I quit.
00:03:56Gabby? You in here?
00:03:57Yeah.
00:03:58I need Anna's address in New York. I'm on her way to the airport.
00:04:04Why would you need that?
00:04:05Because Danny ran off to find her.
00:04:07Well, I will save you the trip.
00:04:09Because if Danny finds Anna, she'll send him packing.
00:04:12She wants nothing to do with your son.
00:04:13She'll tell you herself.
00:04:16Hey, this is Anna. Leave a message.
00:04:18And if you're my Aunt Gabby, I know what you did.
00:04:21Drop dead.
00:04:25Hold that cab. I'm coming with you.
00:04:30Hey.
00:04:32Wow. Aren't you a little overdressed for bacon and eggs?
00:04:34And butter toast.
00:04:35Oh, butter toast.
00:04:36Oh, butter toast. Well, if I'd known that, I would have worn my formal boxers.
00:04:40So, if you like it, I got the check from the sale of the strip club and I decided to treat myself.
00:04:46Plus, I figured I needed something to wear when we go to Shay Naomi.
00:04:50Shay Naomi? Why don't we just stay home and eat money?
00:04:53Because you promised to take me there to celebrate paying your business loan off.
00:04:59I'm sorry, but that loan is years away from being paid off.
00:05:02Not anymore. I took care of it.
00:05:04You did what?
00:05:06With the check I got.
00:05:07What the hell did you do that for?
00:05:09Okay. What I think you meant to say was,
00:05:12Thanks, Susan. You're the best wife ever.
00:05:14That loan was my responsibility.
00:05:15You were paying 9% interest. You were never going to pay that loan off.
00:05:21Look, I appreciate it. But in the future, just check with me first, okay?
00:05:26Okay. I'm going to take out the trash.
00:05:29Now?
00:05:31Lee's getting his mail. He can't see my new dress in here.
00:05:33Think about it. You already specialize in comfort food. Marry that with a Creole or Cajun twist. It's a no-brainer.
00:05:43It's brilliant. I love it.
00:05:45You love what?
00:05:47Sam just came up with the idea for my next cookbook.
00:05:51Down Home Cooking with Mrs. Vandekamp. Thank you, Sam.
00:05:54My darling Sam, I couldn't make it through the day without you.
00:06:03What was that?
00:06:05That's the, uh, dedication page to your new cookbook, I'm guessing.
00:06:08Oh, and I have your first recipe.
00:06:10Apple Brown Nose Betty.
00:06:12That's, uh, Sam's specialty.
00:06:14Since when is hard work brown nosing?
00:06:16That young man is the first one here every morning and the last one to leave at night.
00:06:20Yeah, well, it takes a lot of time to turn all that water into wine.
00:06:22Well, I am sorry you don't appreciate him. I think he's tremendous.
00:06:27In fact, I have decided to give him a promotion.
00:06:31A promotion to what?
00:06:33Vice President.
00:06:35Hey, check my stationery. I'm Vice President.
00:06:37Well, a company can have more than one. There's plenty of work to go around.
00:06:41I don't believe this. You barely know the guy. I'm your son.
00:06:46I know you don't understand this now, but I am doing what I think is best for both of us.
00:06:50Hey, remember that sentence. You'll be hearing it the day I put you in a nursing home.
00:06:53Oh, did I wake you?
00:06:54Uh, no. I just didn't get much sleep last night. What's going on?
00:06:55Well, I was just on my way to buy some overpriced shoes.
00:06:56to go with my overpriced dress. You want to come?
00:06:59Oh, did I wake you?
00:07:00Uh, no. I just didn't get much sleep last night. What's going on?
00:07:03Well, I was just on my way to buy some overpriced shoes to go with my overpriced dress. You want to come?
00:07:08Oh, thanks, but it's not a good time. Is everything okay?
00:07:09Yeah, fine. Gotta go.
00:07:10Please don't shut me out, Catherine.
00:07:11Oh, thanks, but it's not a good time. Is everything okay?
00:07:13Yeah, fine. Gotta go.
00:07:14Please don't shut me out, Catherine. Now that you're home from the hospital, I want us to go back to the way we used to be. There was a time you and I could tell you about the time you were going to be.
00:07:21Oh, I was just on my way to buy some overpriced shoes to go with my overpriced dress. You want to come?
00:07:26Oh, thanks, but it's not a good time. Is everything okay?
00:07:31Yeah, fine. Gotta go.
00:07:33Please don't shut me out, Catherine. Now that you're home from the hospital, I want us to go back to the way we used to be. There was a time you and I could tell each other anything.
00:07:45Hey, Susan. Morning, honey. I'll go make a coffee.
00:07:57So, anything you want to tell me?
00:08:03Yeah? Are you Rose DeLuca?
00:08:27Why?
00:08:29I think you're my grandma.
00:08:31Tyler?
00:08:42So, after we get to Manhattan, what's our plan?
00:08:44We go to Anna's modeling agency. I know that world. It's all interconnected. Someone would know someone who knows where they are.
00:08:50How do you know that world? Were you a model?
00:08:52Yeah. You didn't know? Big time. I was even on the cover of Vogue.
00:08:56Really? What happened?
00:08:58I decided I wanted a different kind of life and married Carlos.
00:09:02Wow. Good for you.
00:09:04So?
00:09:05What?
00:09:06It's just I shared something about my past and I know nothing about yours. Like where you grew up or where you lived before moving to Fairview.
00:09:21Oh, my past isn't that interesting.
00:09:24Oh, come on. I shared stuff about me.
00:09:27Telling me you were a supermodel is not sharing. It's bragging.
00:09:30It's not bragging when it's the truth. And the fact is, I was very successful.
00:09:33Well, if you were so successful, how come I've never heard of you before?
00:09:36Because you had to be looking in a fashion magazine. And I doubt you were ever doing that.
00:09:42Are we done sharing?
00:09:43Oh, yeah.
00:09:48Wow. So Paris, Prague, Madrid. It sounds like you guys saw everything.
00:09:52But you still haven't told us how you two met.
00:09:55Well, the first time I saw Rina was on the beach in Nice.
00:09:59It was crazy in English. The...
00:10:03Topless?
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:05Wow. You really did see everything.
00:10:08I was so embarrassed to show my breast in public.
00:10:12Well, clearly you've gotten over that.
00:10:14Sweetie, would you give me a hand?
00:10:17Oh, sure. Are you finished?
00:10:19Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:10:20Uh-huh.
00:10:23Why are you being so rude?
00:10:25Because I love that boy more than anything in the world.
00:10:28And there is no way in hell he could get a woman that hot.
00:10:31So what does she want?
00:10:33Fine. He's dating out of his league. Remind me to high-five him later.
00:10:37Now get back over there and be nice.
00:10:42Here you go.
00:10:43Thank you. You have given me so much beautiful food.
00:10:46You're welcome.
00:10:50And you have beautiful boots.
00:10:52Um, Preston buy these from me in Paris.
00:10:55Three hundred euros.
00:10:57Almost four hundred American, yes?
00:11:00Huh.
00:11:01I remember sending you money in Paris for an emergency.
00:11:04I didn't realize it involved footwear.
00:11:06Fine.
00:11:07I'll pay you back out of my college fund.
00:11:09Your son is so generous.
00:11:13You know, he promised to take me to the shopping spree in real American mall.
00:11:18I hear people pay eighty dollars for t-shirt.
00:11:23Well, here in America people are willing to pay a lot for beautiful things.
00:11:32I'm sorry, the water was running. Did you just say Catherine is a leprechaun?
00:11:36Lesbian. Catherine is a lesbian.
00:11:40Okay, the first one made more sense.
00:11:42Apparently, the other night, Catherine and Robin got a little drunk.
00:11:46Hold it. Robin?
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:48She's a leprechaun, too.
00:11:51Wow. Catherine and Robin...
00:11:55Okay, okay.
00:11:56You can just get the image out of your head or I'm not going to tell you anything else.
00:11:59This is too weird.
00:12:02Well, I...
00:12:03A lot of people discover they're gay later in life.
00:12:06No, I mean, how could she go from being with me to being with women?
00:12:09Oh, Mike, she was probably leaning that way already.
00:12:12She was lucky to have you. You were a nice transition.
00:12:17What?
00:12:18Well, you know, I mean, when you make love, you're so gentle and you like to cuddle.
00:12:25So what are you saying? That I make love like a woman?
00:12:29No, no, I'm saying...
00:12:31That you are a well-balanced man who's in touch with his feminine side.
00:12:36I don't even have a feminine side.
00:12:39Mike, come on. It's what I love about you.
00:12:43You cry at movies.
00:12:44Movie! One movie. Brian's song.
00:12:47And the notebook.
00:12:49Tears of boredom.
00:12:51Mike!
00:12:52I don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:12:56Why is Daddy yelling?
00:12:59He may have turned a woman into a leprechaun.
00:13:02Look, you can complain about Irina all you like. I think she's nice.
00:13:09Please, your opinion of her was set once you heard the word topless.
00:13:13That reminds me. Did Preston take any pictures on this trip?
00:13:18Tom, I was there when she unpacked her suitcase.
00:13:21Preston, buy me this. Preston, buy me that.
00:13:23I am telling you, that woman is, how do you say, a gold digger.
00:13:30You know, if you're right, she'll move on soon enough.
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:35Yeah?
00:13:38I need to talk to you guys.
00:13:40I know that luck. He's come to his senses.
00:13:43I proposed to Irina. And she said yes.
00:13:46Okay, I don't know that luck at all.
00:13:49You proposed? But you've only known each other for a few months.
00:13:54Yeah, but she's the one. I know it.
00:13:57Oh, honey. Wake up.
00:14:01What's that mean?
00:14:03Your mother's just concerned that Irina might be with you for the wrong reasons.
00:14:08Like your college fund. Why'd you tell her about that?
00:14:11Wow. You must really think I'm an idiot.
00:14:14I think you're young. And I'm sorry, sometimes young is idiot-adjacent.
00:14:21You don't approve.
00:14:23Fine. I can live with that.
00:14:26But I want Nana's ring.
00:14:29No! You want to buy that woman boots, I can't stop you, but she's not getting my grandmother's ring.
00:14:34Nana promised I could have that ring when I got married. You don't get it, say.
00:14:38Oh.
00:14:40Hey.
00:14:42You're making a mistake.
00:14:43Yeah, but maybe the mistake I made was coming home.
00:14:53God, your friend honks this place? It's pretty swank.
00:14:57Yeah, we used to call it the house that Bulimia built.
00:15:00Ugh, I could have never been a model.
00:15:02I like food too much.
00:15:04Yeah, that's why.
00:15:05Gee.
00:15:06Somebody get me a coffee later.
00:15:08Holy crap. Is that Heidi Klum?
00:15:11Hey.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:14Do you want to meet her?
00:15:16Get out.
00:15:17Sure.
00:15:18She's an old friend.
00:15:20Come on. Heidi!
00:15:21Hey, Heidi!
00:15:22Hi.
00:15:23It's me Gabby.
00:15:24Gary L. Marquez.
00:15:25I remember you.
00:15:26It's hard to forget someone who taped toilet paper to the bottom of my Manola Blahniks and laughed when I walked down the runway.
00:15:39That was quite the practical joker back then. Anyway, this is my friend Angie Bolin from Fairview.
00:15:49Practical joke, my ass. Because of you, I didn't get to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. So screw you, screw your friend, and screw Fairview.
00:15:56She seems nice.
00:15:57Gabrielle!
00:15:58Luke!
00:15:59Hello, gorgeous!
00:16:00Hi! This is my neighbor Angie.
00:16:01Oh, well, nice cheekbones. Now, what the hell is up with that snotty niece of yours? I mean, don't get me wrong. She's gifted and she's got the look, but that attitude...
00:16:06Tell me about it. Give me an idea where she is. She's not in her apartment.
00:16:11Your niece walked off a chute. Her boyfriend, Broody McFine-Ass, showed up, told her that he had relatives in town they could stay with. Short story shorter, I don't know where she went and don't care.
00:16:24Do you have relatives in New York?
00:16:26Do you have relatives in New York?
00:16:27Only one.
00:16:28Who's there?
00:16:29It's me, Ma.
00:16:31showed up, told her that he had relatives in town they could stay with. Short story
00:16:34shorter, I don't know where she went and don't care.
00:16:39Do you have relatives in New York?
00:16:43Only one.
00:16:47Who's there? It's me, Ma.
00:17:01What? I finally get to meet my grandson for the first time, and now you're telling me that he has to go?
00:17:21You know it is not safe here, Ma. Here's what I know. Every night,
00:17:25for the past 18 years, I was the only one at this table.
00:17:29Yeah. One plate. One cup.
00:17:33One chair. And then, someone knocks on my door.
00:17:37And they sit right there. And he calls me Grandma.
00:17:41I could have looked at him until my eyes dried up. And now you show up
00:17:45and you tell me it's not safe. Why? The feds don't care about him.
00:17:49It's not the feds I'm worried about.
00:17:51Oh. So that's why you want to take him away?
00:17:55Patrick Logan? If my kid shows up, he's a direct link to me.
00:17:58That's how he'll find me.
00:18:00That was 18 years ago.
00:18:02Patrick Logan does not care about you,
00:18:04and he sure as hell does not care about my grandson!
00:18:08Ma, please.
00:18:10I'll tell Danny you were here.
00:18:12Robin the Stripper? You had sex with Robin the Stripper?
00:18:28Holy Chasbono. Was that the first time you ever...
00:18:32Yes. And Robin's at her cousin's wedding, so we only have a couple of days to figure this out.
00:18:38Am I gay now?
00:18:40Well, did you enjoy it?
00:18:42I don't know. It was different.
00:18:44I mean, we started kissing, and then we...
00:18:46No details necessary.
00:18:50Catherine, you're not gay.
00:18:52As much as you think you can switch your entree from meat to fish, it doesn't work that way.
00:18:58This is not a choice.
00:19:00But how could this have happened if I'm not gay?
00:19:02Look, I was with women all through my 20s.
00:19:06Any excuse to drag that out.
00:19:08But it always felt weird.
00:19:10Then when I slept with a man, I knew that was it.
00:19:14Then, a thousand men later, he found me.
00:19:16My point is, if he didn't feel quite right to you, chances are it's just a one-time thing.
00:19:22Oh, maybe you're right. We were both pretty drunk.
00:19:26If you're not sure, take sex out of it. Get to know Robin.
00:19:29It's a little late to start dating. We already live together.
00:19:33That is fast.
00:19:35Maybe you are a lesbian.
00:19:39And in the short time he's been here, Sam has proved himself invaluable.
00:19:43So, I would like you all to give your support to our new vice president.
00:19:49This is a great company, but I think we can make it even better.
00:19:52I've got a lot of great...
00:19:54Oh, I'm sorry. I was just showing my support.
00:20:00Carry on.
00:20:01Andrew, is that a beer?
00:20:03Hey, just because you can't have a liquid lunch doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer.
00:20:07Andrew.
00:20:08It's okay. It's okay. I've got this.
00:20:13Okay, buddy. Why don't we get you some coffee?
00:20:15No, why don't we not?
00:20:16Oh, besides, I believe everybody is waiting to hear how you're going to sprinkle your magic fairy dust and whip this company into shape.
00:20:24Alright?
00:20:25You need to go now.
00:20:26Put your hands off me!
00:20:29Andrew!
00:20:33Sam, are you okay?
00:20:36I'm fine.
00:20:38But if you don't mind, I think I'll take the rest of the day off.
00:20:47See? I told you he was a slacker.
00:20:54Oh, Dad, what can I do for you?
00:20:56Hey, Jimmy. My son came home from Europe and is engaged to a beautiful Russian girl.
00:21:01Congratulations.
00:21:02I hate her.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:04Anyway, this is my grandmother's ring and Preston wants to give it to her.
00:21:09She's very lucky.
00:21:11Oh, she's not getting this.
00:21:13Okay.
00:21:14Because you are going to find me a cheap copy.
00:21:16Well, I can try, but she's probably going to know the difference.
00:21:19Oh, I'm counting on it.
00:21:21Irina is quite the opportunist.
00:21:23Five seconds after she gets it, she'll have that piece of glass appraised.
00:21:26And when she finds out my son has given her a fake,
00:21:29I'm betting that the Russian parasite will be looking for a new host body.
00:21:33But when your son finds out, isn't he going to be mad?
00:21:36Oh, that's why I keep having kids, Jimmy.
00:21:38To replace the ones who hate me.
00:21:42MJ's asleep.
00:21:45Are you coming to bed?
00:21:49I miss you.
00:21:51What? You, uh, need somebody to do your hair?
00:21:53You know us sensitive men are good at that.
00:21:55Please don't pout.
00:21:58You are all man.
00:22:00You're one of the strongest, most macho men I know.
00:22:04Now come upstairs.
00:22:09I don't have to come upstairs to show you that.
00:22:11Nope! What are you doing?
00:22:13I can show you how macho I am right here.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:16Don't you think our bed is a bit more comfortable?
00:22:19Beds are for wimps.
00:22:21That was MJ's lunch.
00:22:23Now I'm getting rid of this t-shirt.
00:22:28God, what is this made of?
00:22:29Oh, here, let me take it off.
00:22:30No!
00:22:31I'm ripping it.
00:22:32Oh, Mike, you don't have anything to prove you.
00:22:34Where are the scissors? I just want to make a little starter cut.
00:22:37Are you okay?
00:22:38Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:22:39I like it rough.
00:22:40Oh, I'm glad that you're having fun, but my back is hurting, so let me get off topic.
00:22:45No, no, I won't talk.
00:22:47Seriously, Mike, I'm on a salt shaker.
00:22:51Oh, sweetie, are you okay?
00:22:54No, not really.
00:22:57Honestly, if I had known that you were going to get this upset about Catherine.
00:23:01Well, it's not about Catherine, it's you.
00:23:04And it's not even really about you, it's me.
00:23:07Okay, just how hard did you hit your head?
00:23:09The loan.
00:23:11Susan, you paid off my loan.
00:23:15Well, isn't that a little, uh, 1956 of you?
00:23:21I grew up watching a man who didn't provide for his family.
00:23:27And I always swore that was one thing I was going to do.
00:23:31I'll never be rich, I'll never be famous.
00:23:34But I can be a guy who takes care of his family.
00:23:40Well, in that case, I will cancel the check tomorrow.
00:23:47And you can pay the loan off by yourself.
00:23:54And you know that 1956 thing?
00:23:57Hmm?
00:23:59It's kinda sexy.
00:24:01Really?
00:24:02Mm-hmm.
00:24:08Anna, this is my 17th message.
00:24:10You might as well pick up the phone because I am not leaving New York until I see you.
00:24:14Tell me, what exactly are you planning to do?
00:24:17Find Anna, cut the curse strings, destroy her hopes and dreams, and catch a Broadway show.
00:24:20Oh my gosh!
00:24:24Hi guys!
00:24:26Hi!
00:24:28Oh, uh, Angie, you met Luke and of course you recognize the beautiful Paulina Perskova.
00:24:34She and I go way back.
00:24:35How have you been? Give me a hug.
00:24:37Why?
00:24:39What's wrong?
00:24:41You treated me like dirt and now you want to hug?
00:24:44What are you talking about?
00:24:46You remember all the fun we had doing that photo shoot on the beach in Brazil?
00:24:49What I remember is getting you that job when you were just starting out and then freezing on the sand for three hours while you bitched because they couldn't find the exact right shade of lipstick that would make you look pretty.
00:25:00I see you still haven't found it.
00:25:06You know, I really don't think I need to meet any more you friends. I'm gonna go call Nick.
00:25:11Can you believe Paulina? What was that about?
00:25:15Oh, you're kidding, right?
00:25:17Okay, maybe I threw a little attitude once in a while.
00:25:22You didn't throw it, honey. You heaved it.
00:25:24Oh, come on. I was no worse than a lot of other girls.
00:25:27No, sweetie, you were the queen bitch diva. Insulting photographers, upsetting booking agents. That's why your career went down in flames.
00:25:34No, my career ended because I decided to marry Carlos. You remember I called you the night he proposed.
00:25:40Yeah, and I told you to grab that brass ring. Because I knew it was over for you. And you did too. Or else you never would have left.
00:25:50Excuse me. I think I'm in the wrong place. Does Sam Allen live here?
00:26:08That one. But he's not here.
00:26:12Oh. Well, I guess I'll just leave these on his porch.
00:26:15If you want the dogs to eat it, put it inside. It's unlocked.
00:26:17Okay. It's unlocked.
00:26:47Mrs. Hodge?
00:27:01What are you doing with the picture of Rex?
00:27:06I'm waiting.
00:27:08He was my father.
00:27:11What?
00:27:12This is not how I wanted you to find out. I am so sorry.
00:27:22Brie, let me explain.
00:27:31Irina really loved the ring, Mom. That's why she wanted to go right to a jeweler to get a test.
00:27:35Good.
00:27:36Listen, I know I sprained this on you, but once you get to know her, you'll see what I see in her.
00:27:40I am looking forward to when we both see the same thing.
00:27:46Hello, everyone.
00:27:47Hey, Irina.
00:27:51You hungry? Mom made lentil soup. I told her it was your favorite.
00:27:54Oh, you mother's full of thoughts.
00:27:56Oh, in English, we say thoughtful.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:59Hey, you're not wearing your ring.
00:28:01Gee, I hope there's not a problem.
00:28:03That's not a problem.
00:28:05I am all day thinking about this ring.
00:28:08I do not want it.
00:28:12But Preston said you loved it.
00:28:15I do, but it is too precious.
00:28:18This ring has been in your family for generations, and for you to give it to a woman you don't know, it feels wrong.
00:28:24Save it for Penny.
00:28:28Wow, what a classy thing to do. Thank you, Irina.
00:28:33You can buy me another ring.
00:28:35You sure? Nana's ring is worth a lot more than anything I can afford.
00:28:39Yes, Preston. I know exactly how much it is worth.
00:28:42But I want your mother to know I am full of thoughts, too.
00:28:51So, let's eat.
00:28:54Come on, Preston, get her cherry.
00:28:55There you go, honey.
00:28:57Yeah, we're having a little salad.
00:28:59Wow, two visits in 18 years. It's getting monotonous.
00:29:14I need to tell you something.
00:29:19About Patrick.
00:29:22This again?
00:29:25Fine.
00:29:26What about the great and powerful Patrick Logan?
00:29:31First, you have to promise you won't ever tell Danny.
00:29:36Anna!
00:29:38There you are!
00:29:39I have nothing to say to you.
00:29:41Wait, wait, wait. Just give me five minutes.
00:29:42If you don't like what I have to say, then you can tell me to go to hell.
00:29:45Two minutes.
00:29:47Let me eat inside.
00:29:51Before you start, I know you sent me to New York just to get me away from Danny.
00:29:54True. I begged Luke to take you and he did me a favor.
00:29:56I knew it!
00:29:57But it turns out I was doing him a favor, too.
00:29:59Because he thinks you're really talented.
00:30:02He said that?
00:30:03He also thinks you're a petulant, whiny, spoiled brat, just like I was.
00:30:07And that's going to kill your career, just like it killed mine.
00:30:10I thought you were successful.
00:30:12I was.
00:30:14Until everyone was tired of putting up with my crap.
00:30:15So I want you to go back to Luke, apologize, and start acting like a professional.
00:30:20Malin can be a great ride.
00:30:23I don't want you to be kicked off before it's over.
00:30:26Like I was.
00:30:34Mom, I know you're here for me, but I'm not going.
00:30:37My grandma wants me to stay.
00:30:38No.
00:30:43I don't.
00:30:47What did you say to her?
00:30:49She didn't have to say anything.
00:30:51Your mother knows what's best.
00:30:58But we have a relationship now.
00:31:03We're going to talk to each other all the time.
00:31:06Really?
00:31:08I promise.
00:31:11But as long as you're here, neither one of us is safe.
00:31:17Now go pack your stuff.
00:31:36Hi.
00:31:38Do you by any chance know who that woman is talking to Rose?
00:31:40Yeah, that's her daughter, Angie.
00:31:42Really?
00:31:44I haven't seen her around yet. Where's she visiting from?
00:31:47Fairview.
00:31:51Still out there.
00:31:53You really should talk to him.
00:31:56I have nothing to say.
00:31:58Bree, he's 26.
00:32:00He was born before you and Rex were married.
00:32:02Fidelity is not the issue.
00:32:04Rex had a secret life.
00:32:06Fine, be mad at Rex.
00:32:07Not at that young man.
00:32:08He's innocent.
00:32:09He showed up to work for me and didn't tell me that he was my dead husband's son.
00:32:14What does he want?
00:32:16There's only one way to find out.
00:32:24You told me you wanted to explain.
00:32:26You have two minutes.
00:32:27My mother and father met at a bar.
00:32:32He was single, so was she.
00:32:34They had one night together and then he went away.
00:32:37When she found out she was pregnant, she called him.
00:32:41He had just met you and said he was in love.
00:32:44He offered to support her financially, but my mom, who's very proud, turned him down.
00:32:51But he did visit you.
00:32:55A few times.
00:32:57But my mom asked him to stop because it was too hard on me.
00:33:01And did you ever see him again?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:06From right here.
00:33:07I used to ride my bike over.
00:33:11I'd watch you and Andrew and Danielle.
00:33:17I wanted to understand why my father would choose all of you over me.
00:33:23And I did.
00:33:26You were also perfect.
00:33:31My mom died six months ago.
00:33:41And that's when I decided I needed to meet you.
00:33:45Why didn't you tell me who you were?
00:33:47Because I wanted you to like me.
00:33:53And I wasn't sure you would.
00:33:59You look cold.
00:34:02Why don't you come into the house and I'll make you some hot chocolate and we can talk.
00:34:17Oh.
00:34:21Hey.
00:34:23Yeah, not to put any pressure on you, but I caught the bouquet.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:33Do we need to talk?
00:34:36We haven't since it happened.
00:34:40First of all, you are a wonderful, beautiful person.
00:34:44Oh.
00:34:47Yelza.
00:34:49I was drunk.
00:34:51I didn't even know what I was doing until I was doing it.
00:34:54And then, well, the other night was a mistake.
00:34:59And I'm so sorry.
00:35:07That is complete crap.
00:35:11What?
00:35:14I'm not gonna let you blame what happened on being drunk.
00:35:17Okay then.
00:35:20You know what I've been through recently.
00:35:23And maybe I was trying to forget that with you.
00:35:28But I am not attracted to women.
00:35:31So, no matter what it was, it doesn't count.
00:35:35Mm.
00:35:38Well.
00:35:41I know how you touched me.
00:35:44And I...
00:35:46I saw the look in your eyes when I touched you.
00:35:50You may deny it now, but we connected.
00:35:54And it counted.
00:35:55Okay.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:13It counted.
00:36:26Hey.
00:36:27You want an extra pillow?
00:36:29There's empty seats in the back.
00:36:32Just gonna go to sleep there.
00:36:37And you okay?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:40I'm just tired.
00:36:42Well.
00:36:44You may have picked up on this trip that I haven't always been a good person.
00:36:49And I'm gonna work on that.
00:36:51Starting with you.
00:36:53Did Danny say there were seats in the back?
00:36:56No, no, no, no.
00:36:57Come back, come back.
00:36:58I'm serious.
00:36:59I'm serious.
00:37:00Look.
00:37:02I know you have a secret.
00:37:04Carlson and I overheard you and Nick fighting.
00:37:08Something about blowing your cover.
00:37:11Don't worry, I didn't tell anybody.
00:37:13I just...
00:37:15I just want you to know that...
00:37:17I've carried around a lot of secrets.
00:37:20And I know how lonely you can feel.
00:37:26So if you ever need a friend...
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:42When I was 18, I wanted to save the planet.
00:37:45I organized protests against logging companies, pig oil, auto plants.
00:37:52But then I got involved with a bad guy.
00:37:55A really bad guy.
00:37:57He convinced me that we had to get more aggressive.
00:37:59Long story short...
00:38:03Someone got killed.
00:38:05So...
00:38:06This bad guy...
00:38:07You're not talking about Nick, are you?
00:38:08No.
00:38:09He's the one who helped me run away from the psycho.
00:38:10So...
00:38:11Who's the psycho?
00:38:12Danny's father.
00:38:13It's not always easy to see someone's true colors.
00:38:16Sometimes...
00:38:17You must look beneath the masculine veneer...
00:38:18To find that...
00:38:19You're not talking about Nick, are you?
00:38:20You're not talking about Nick, are you?
00:38:21No.
00:38:22He's the one who helped me run away from the psycho.
00:38:24So who's the psycho?
00:38:25Danny's father.
00:38:26Danny's father.
00:38:27Danny's father.
00:38:35It's not always easy to see someone's true colors.
00:38:40Sometimes, you must look beneath the masculine veneer...
00:38:45To find that fragile ego.
00:38:49You must ignore the sparkle of the jewel...
00:38:53To know you're looking at a fake.
00:38:57You must bring the truth out of the shadows...
00:39:02To see the beauty of its smile.
00:39:06Yes, people hide their true nature from us every day.
00:39:11And sadly...
00:39:12We only find out when it's too late.
00:39:16Mr. Logan?
00:39:17It's Iris Beckley.
00:39:19I live next to Rose DeLuca.
00:39:22You told me to give you a ring if I ever saw Rose's daughter.
00:39:26No.
00:39:27No, no, no, no.
00:39:28I'll tell you where she lives when I get my thousand dollars.
00:39:31I'll tell you where she lives when I get my thousand dollars.
00:39:34Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:39:36Press them by these for me in Paris.
00:39:38That woman is a gold digger.
00:39:40There was a shocking announcement.
00:39:42You proposed?
00:39:44She's the one. I know it.
00:39:46The other night was a mistake.
00:39:48A surprising move.
00:39:50A Mr. Logan?
00:39:52A dangerous disclosure.
00:39:53I'll tell you where she lives when I get my thousand dollars.
00:39:56A stunning discovery.
00:39:57What are you doing with the picture of Rex?
00:39:59He was my father.
00:40:01And a welcoming embrace.
00:40:02You should never trust family photos.
00:40:11They are designed to be misleading.
00:40:14A mother's bright smile may hide a lifetime of disappointment.
00:40:19A son's sweet expression could conceal boundless rage.
00:40:24A daughter's sedate pose might obscure years of unladylike behavior.
00:40:31And as for that father with the air of dignity?
00:40:35There's always the chance.
00:40:37He has another family elsewhere.
00:40:43I don't know what to say.
00:40:45Well, I'm not surprised.
00:40:46It's a shocking bit of news, to say the least.
00:40:49So you're my brother?
00:40:51Half-brother, to be precise.
00:40:52I can't believe this.
00:40:56Andrew, you have every right to be upset.
00:40:59Your father should have told us about this years ago,
00:41:01but please don't be angry with Sam.
00:41:03It's not his fault.
00:41:06I'm fine.
00:41:07I just need to be by myself for a while.
00:41:10Of course, we understand.
00:41:12If you don't mind, I'll hug you later.
00:41:15Take your time.
00:41:18Well, he certainly handled that better than I expected.
00:41:21When the shock wears off, I think we'll end up good friends.
00:41:25And wait till you meet Danielle.
00:41:26Her flight comes in tomorrow, and I just know the two of you are really going to hit it off.
00:41:30Don't you agree, Orson?
00:41:33Uh, yes. I'm sure.
00:41:36Sam, would you mind locking up the test kitchen?
00:41:39Happy to.
00:41:40Again, thank you for everything.
00:41:42Hmm.
00:41:50So, when did you speak to Danielle?
00:41:52Oh, an hour ago, and she was just as stunned as Andrew.
00:41:55But when I said I was going to have a little dinner for Sam, she was determined to be here.
00:41:59Well, you've certainly wasted no time welcoming Sam to the family.
00:42:03Why not? That skeleton's been kept in the closet long enough.
00:42:06Oh, I understand.
00:42:08And I agree that Andrew and Danielle should try to make a connection to Sam.
00:42:11He's their blood relative.
00:42:13I'm just not sure why you're so excited by it.
00:42:16Excited?
00:42:18I'm ashamed.
00:42:19Rex kept that boy in the shadows for years.
00:42:22I can't look at Sam without feeling overwhelming guilt.
00:42:26But you have nothing to feel guilty for.
00:42:27Doesn't matter.
00:42:28Rex is gone, and someone needs to make it up to him.
00:42:32He is a Vandekamp, and I'm going to see to it that he is treated like one.
00:42:38Yes.
00:42:39Be careful when looking at family photos.
00:42:43Like certain members of the family.
00:42:45They are not to be trusted.
00:43:01Every year, Oak Ridge Private School held a fundraising drive.
00:43:06Students were asked to sell $3 bars of chocolate.
00:43:10Whoever sold the most would receive a prize.
00:43:13Of course, for someone to win, someone else had to lose.
00:43:19Hey, Jay, have you gone in and gotten your candy yet?
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Well, you better hurry up, because I already saw some kids selling candy outside.
00:43:30It doesn't matter.
00:43:32Why not?
00:43:34Because I'm not going to win. I never win anything.
00:43:37You promised him he'd win?
00:43:39He was about to cry. What was I supposed to say?
00:43:41How about, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again?
00:43:44He tries all the time. He never wins anything.
00:43:48He's horrible at sports. He's lousy at card games.
00:43:51Let us not forget his humiliation at that spelling bee.
00:43:55Why did he think Kayak had a cue in it?
00:43:58My point is that I want him to feel good about himself.
00:44:01Every child should win something at least once.
00:44:05See? You win everything.
00:44:08I know what it's like to lose.
00:44:11Dear God, not the jump rope competition.
00:44:13It was sixth grade, and there was a jump rope competition.
00:44:16It was down to me and Barbara Briscoe.
00:44:19She had asthma, and it was dandelion season, and her eyes were swollen, and she was jumping blind,
00:44:24until her mom gave her an antihistamine shot, which is technically a steroid, and she was juiced.
00:44:33So are you going to be supportive or not?
00:44:42Yes, I will.
00:44:44If you promise to never tell that story again.
00:44:47Was good?
00:44:57If I had any government secrets, they'd be yours.
00:45:00Camino, I'm sorry. I need to get the laundry.
00:45:04Hold one second. I have yet to get decent.
00:45:12Camino? Thanks.
00:45:13Huh, I thought I made that bed this morning.
00:45:18Um, I, um, big nap.
00:45:22Feel much better.
00:45:28Yeah, I bet you do.
00:45:33Well, I will see you downstairs.
00:45:40Man, that was close.
00:45:41Aw, crap.
00:45:43Your father and I told you no sleeping together in this house, and here you are openly defying us.
00:45:49Well, not openly. We were hoping to get away with it.
00:45:51That is not funny. Your 11-year-old sister is in the next room.
00:45:55I don't want you setting that kind of example.
00:45:58Dude, look out. Mom's back from the store.
00:46:03Oh, uh, this is what I was looking for.
00:46:05I better go, Jess.
00:46:06Preston! Preston, get back here!
00:46:11I don't want a repeat of this, Irina. Do you understand?
00:46:17Why don't you just speak truth?
00:46:21And if Preston was seeing another girl, you would not much care.
00:46:26You just don't like me.
00:46:28That...
00:46:30is not true.
00:46:31I'm still getting to know you, and I am sure that over time I will come to think of you as a valued member of our...
00:46:40Oh, here's what I was looking for.
00:46:42Well, you were right. That was more refreshing than taking a nap.
00:46:52I told you.
00:46:56Uh, honey?
00:46:58Yeah?
00:46:59Don't dress in front of the window. I'm afraid of what your body could do to Roy's heart.
00:47:03Whoops.
00:47:05So, uh, did you ever call him back?
00:47:07Yeah, this morning.
00:47:08Mrs. McCluskey had her surgery, and apparently she's cancer-free, so Roy's throwing a party to celebrate.
00:47:13Oh, that's so sweet. I hope you told him we'll be there.
00:47:17Can we talk about that?
00:47:20I told him we'd go, but I don't think we should go... together.
00:47:26Hmm. What do you mean?
00:47:28Well, it's just... except for Susan, people don't really know what's going on with us.
00:47:32Hey, you know what's funny? Neither do I.
00:47:35So, what is going on between us? I mean, are we friends with benefits? Are we just dating? What?
00:47:47Do we have to put a label on it?
00:47:49No, I just...
00:47:52I just wonder how you're feeling.
00:47:54I really like you.
00:47:56That's how I feel.
00:47:57Can't that be enough for now?
00:48:00It could be.
00:48:02But it could also be pretty wonderful to let people know how happy we make each other.
00:48:07I don't know.
00:48:10Hey.
00:48:12I was right about the nap.
00:48:13Hello, ladies. Hide the booze. We have a guest. Hey, Juanita.
00:48:23Okay, hit it.
00:48:25Hi. My name is Juanita Solis, and I'm in the third grade.
00:48:29You're losing him. Get to the pitch.
00:48:31Won't you support me? I'm selling candy so I can stay in school and not end up on the street selling drugs.
00:48:36I'll take it from here. It's a fundraiser. Three bucks a bar. Whip out your wallets.
00:48:43Well, I'd hate to see Juanita on crack, so I'll buy one.
00:48:46Me too. Do you have caramel?
00:48:48One lousy bar? Ladies, it's a contest. Juanita plans to win.
00:48:51Come on. Need I remind you of all the crap I bought from your kids over the years?
00:48:56And I do mean crap. Not like this quality processed sugar I am peddling today.
00:49:00Juanita, MJ is playing in the other room. Why don't you go join him?
00:49:03Here's the thing. Before you got here, Brie and Lynette agreed to buy eight bars from MJ.
00:49:11It's okay. They can buy from Juanita too.
00:49:13Well, it's a little more complicated than that. See, MJ is having a bit of a self-esteem crisis lately, and he feels like he's on a losing streak, so I really, really need him to win this one.
00:49:27You understand, right?
00:49:29Of course.
00:49:31I understand. I just don't care.
00:49:33Excuse me?
00:49:34Juanita's having a crisis of her own. She's new to Oak Ridge, and she's having trouble making new friends.
00:49:39As you know, the winner gets a big party, and they can invite whoever they want, which could go a long way in helping her fit in.
00:49:45You understand, right?
00:49:47Sure. Of course.
00:49:49It's just he's never won anything before. She has no friends.
00:50:01So what are we doing?
00:50:04Well, it seems to me if we buy the same amount from both of you, it'll just be a wash, right? So really, we don't need to buy any at all.
00:50:10Get out of your wallet.
00:50:11I was so shocked to hear you had lung cancer. I didn't even know you smoked.
00:50:25I didn't. That's the thing. People think you have to be a smoker to get it, but you don't. A girl your age was having the same surgery I had, never smoked a day in her life.
00:50:34You could be that girl, Gabby.
00:50:39Let's get a drink. You know, since we're dying anyway.
00:50:44Now remember, we're not a couple. I know. We're on a covert lesbian mission.
00:50:49I'm sorry. I just want people not to figure out we're together. It'll blow their minds.
00:50:53Oh, please. You stabbed yourself and blamed Mike, and this will blow their minds?
00:50:58Hey, ladies.
00:50:59Hey, Tom. Having fun?
00:51:01Best cancer party ever.
00:51:02Listen, I was talking to Karen's doctor. You made quite the impression on him.
00:51:09Me?
00:51:10Yeah, he begged me to introduce you. Do you mind?
00:51:14Why would I? We're only roommates.
00:51:19And here's your change. Enjoy.
00:51:21Hey! Willy Wonka!
00:51:24Selling candy at an I Survived Cancer party? Techie.
00:51:27Chocolate is filled with antioxidants, which, as we all know, fight disease.
00:51:33So you could say that I just saved a life.
00:51:35You're right. The competition is between the kids. They're supposed to be doing the selling, not the parents.
00:51:40Gabby. Speedo season is a month away, and you have the nerve to sell this to my husband?
00:51:45He was a doctor. He was a surgeon.
00:51:46Oh!
00:51:47Yeah.
00:51:48I always knew I'd go to med school. You know, that incredible feeling of helping people. Plus, they give you that little pad and you can write any prescription you want.
00:52:02Beautiful and laughs at my jokes. Two more cocktails and I may be proposing.
00:52:09Hi. Sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:52:12Will you excuse me, David?
00:52:15And she never smoked a day in her life.
00:52:18You could be that girl, David.
00:52:21Look, it's one thing to hide our relationship. It's another to flirt with a man right in my face.
00:52:25I wasn't flirting. He was flirting with me.
00:52:28I saw your face. You were enjoying it.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:31Hey, listen up, everyone. I just want to thank you all for coming and to say to Karen, thank God you're all right, baby.
00:52:39Thanks, everybody. And I also want to thank the big guy upstairs.
00:52:44Now, if we could all take a moment to remember the people who weren't as lucky as I was.
00:52:52Are you gay or straight?
00:52:53I don't know. Just because I enjoy having sex with you doesn't make me a lesbian.
00:53:00Look at this. I wonder what Rex would say if he saw us here all together.
00:53:08Probably who's a guy in a wheelchair.
00:53:11So, Sam, Mom tells me you got some fancy degree.
00:53:15His MBA, which he earned while working two jobs and nursing his sick mother.
00:53:18I just did what I had to do.
00:53:20Don't be so modest. He also spent a summer in Micronesia helping to dig wells.
00:53:24It was challenging, but I really wanted to work with the poor.
00:53:28Sounds like my first job.
00:53:29You worked in the food court at the mall.
00:53:32The outlet mall?
00:53:34Trust me, I know what it's like to work with poor people.
00:53:37They're always late.
00:53:39Rex and I always hoped the children would take an interest in working with those less fortunate, but...
00:53:44We saw an opportunity to disappoint them once again, and we grabbed it.
00:53:47So, my father was interested in charity work. What else?
00:53:54Oh, so many things. Travel, history, the arts. Oh, he especially loved music.
00:54:00Really? Me too. I play the guitar.
00:54:03You do? Stay right there.
00:54:05That was lovely.
00:54:26I'm really rusty.
00:54:27Yeah, I could hear that.
00:54:29This is pretty cool. I'm actually playing my dad's guitar.
00:54:32It's just been sitting in that closet for years, gathering dust.
00:54:37In fact, why don't you keep it?
00:54:38What? What?
00:54:40Why not? You should have something to remember your father by.
00:54:43Oh, wait a minute. What if I want it?
00:54:46What if Danielle wants it?
00:54:48I don't want it.
00:54:49Don't you have a flight to catch?
00:54:50Andrew, you've never shown any interest in that thing.
00:54:52It's my dad's guitar. I'm plenty interested.
00:54:54But you don't even play.
00:54:56I do so.
00:54:58I took lessons, okay?
00:55:00Well, by all means.
00:55:03We'd love to hear.
00:55:11Jingle bells. Jingle bell. Jingle.
00:55:17All the way. Oh, what fun.
00:55:23What fun indeed.
00:55:25Now, would you please give Sam the guitar?
00:55:26No.
00:55:29Well, if Andrew wants it that badly...
00:55:31He doesn't care about the guitar. He's just being unreasonable.
00:55:34You're giving out my dad's stuff to a total stranger and I'm unreasonable?
00:55:37Sam is a member of this family. Now give him the guitar.
00:55:41Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we split it?
00:55:43I must apologize. My presence here is clearly causing unhappiness. I think I should go.
00:56:03No need to apologize. You have behaved with the utmost dignity in the face of unthinkable rudeness. Thank you.
00:56:14Yeah, I know. He's the perfect son. Problem is, he's not yours.
00:56:19So, we talking yet?
00:56:30Jeez, Ange. What the hell?
00:56:33I'm getting bored of the silent treatment, so you might as well shoot me.
00:56:36You had no right to tell her.
00:56:38I know my mom, Nick. There was no other way she was letting go of Danny. So we over this, because if not, I would really prefer a bullet in my head.
00:56:56It used to be just you, me and Patrick knew. Now your mom, what if he finds out?
00:57:01She is not going to tell him.
00:57:03Ange, I love that boy. I was the one in the delivery room. I was the first one to hold him, even before you.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:12I cannot let him find out from somebody else. I have got to tell him.
00:57:15No. You are his father. You gave up your life to protect him. You're the only father he needs to know about.
00:57:26Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:57:32Now please, get this the hell out of here, huh? Before someone gets hurt.
00:57:39I mean, I didn't think you'd do it, but I'm not stupid.
00:57:48Hello?
00:57:49Patrick Logan. Just got into town. I was hoping to drop by, you know, for the information.
00:57:56How about tomorrow night?
00:57:58See you then.
00:58:00Oh, and I've got a case of selective Alzheimer's, so don't forget the cash.
00:58:09Hey Tina, it's Susan Bremmer. I know it's been a long time, not since graduation.
00:58:15So listen, do you remember the night that you got caught streaking and I had to bail you out of jail and you said you owed me one?
00:58:21Well, I hope you like chocolate.
00:58:26Is that Mrs. Solis?
00:58:34Tina, I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:58:36Oh my God.
00:58:40Is she selling candy?
00:58:41Among other things.
00:58:44I'm gonna lose this contest, aren't I?
00:58:47No, you're gonna win.
00:58:49Cause mommy's done plans here.
00:58:50Hey.
00:58:56Uh, Irina and I were talking and we feel really bad about yesterday.
00:59:00Look, uh, we don't want to come down too hard on you guys.
00:59:03We're just not comfortable having a couple of unmarried kids sleeping together in our house. You understand?
00:59:10Oh yes. That is why Preston must tell you something now.
00:59:14Irina and I have decided to get our own apartment.
00:59:18What?
00:59:19That way it'll be our place and we can do whatever we want.
00:59:21No. No, no, no.
00:59:23We're getting married in six months anyway. Why not?
00:59:26Why not?
00:59:28Lynette, you wanna take this one?
00:59:30I think it's a terrific idea.
00:59:34They're not kids anymore.
00:59:36They're old enough to make this decision.
00:59:37Thank you, Lynette. It's good to know we have your support.
00:59:43See you later.
00:59:44Okay.
00:59:46Have fun.
00:59:48What are you doing?
00:59:50We're supposed to pull them apart and not push them together.
00:59:53Do you remember that apartment we moved into when we were saving for this house?
00:59:57That dump? Yeah. It was the size of a closet.
00:59:59Uh-huh. You remember how we treated each other?
01:00:01I remember a lot of yelling and throwing stuff.
01:00:04God. There were a few times I was afraid that we were gonna...
01:00:07Break up?
01:00:12Lynette.
01:00:13Uh-huh.
01:00:14You are devious and evil and I have never been more in love with you.
01:00:22Susan Delfino, you are so busted!
01:00:25Gabby, what are you doing here?
01:00:26Alice Gibson taught me what you were up to, but I couldn't believe you would sink so low.
01:00:30I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:32Okay, folks, we're on a break. Somebody's gotta take their meds.
01:00:36No, not yet, not yet.
01:00:38Will you stop at nothing to win this competition?
01:00:40Oh, that's funny coming from you.
01:00:42Me? I have nothing to be ashamed of.
01:00:44Well, let me jog your memory. Construction site, cold wind, no bra.
01:00:49Oh, you saw that.
01:00:50Oh, yeah.
01:00:51Didn't I not tell you how important this was to MJ?
01:00:53Yes, and I told you about Juanita, but apparently your son's problems are more important than anybody else's.
01:00:58That is not what I'm saying.
01:00:59Whatever. We are done here.
01:01:01Oh, and just so you know, I am taking the gloves off.
01:01:05Well, why not? You've taken off everything else.
01:01:09Candy for sale!
01:01:10Help a young boy walk again.
01:01:18Hi, Catherine.
01:01:20I haven't seen you since the party. How you doing?
01:01:22Still humiliated. Thanks for asking.
01:01:25Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad.
01:01:29My sex life was laid bare for the entire neighborhood.
01:01:33What could be worse?
01:01:35Let's see. You could have thrown a party to celebrate getting over cancer and had a couple of lesbians steal your thunder.
01:01:41Sorry about that.
01:01:43But it's not funny knowing everyone is out there judging me.
01:01:48Let me ask you something.
01:01:50Do you really like this girl?
01:01:52I don't know.
01:01:56I think I might.
01:01:58Then why do you give a damn what anyone else thinks?
01:02:01People just stop seeing me as the crazy lady on the street.
01:02:03I'm not ready for them to start seeing me as the middle-aged lesbian, okay?
01:02:06Well, if you care that much about what people think, you've got two choices.
01:02:12Dump the girl or move someplace where people don't gossip, if such a place exists.
01:02:18Not much of a choice.
01:02:19That's what I'm trying to tell you.
01:02:22Oh, I got it. Thank you.
01:02:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Break it up. This is how rumors get started.
01:02:33What smells so good?
01:02:34That's borscht.
01:02:35Borscht!
01:02:36Arena's making dinner.
01:02:37You kids have been so busy looking for your apartment, we've hardly seen you the last couple of days.
01:02:49Yeah, you find something you like?
01:02:50Put down a deposit on a place yesterday.
01:02:53Wow!
01:02:55Don't be freaked out about the size.
01:02:57You two will have so much fun that you won't even notice how small it is.
01:03:02It's not small. Three bedrooms and the balcony.
01:03:06How are you going to afford a three-bedroom apartment while you're going to college?
01:03:10You tell them.
01:03:11I said borscht.
01:03:13Tell us what?
01:03:15Well, you're right. We can't afford anything nice on our budget, so I'm going to put off college and get a job.
01:03:21Say something.
01:03:26Are you sure you thought this thing through? Because, you know, you need to have a college education to get a good job.
01:03:31I already got a good job.
01:03:32You did? Where?
01:03:33The meatpacking plant. I'm a gutter.
01:03:37A gutter?
01:03:38Well, I'm the guy who scoops out all the...
01:03:39Dad, yeah, I know what it is!
01:03:41Well, did you know I get paid $14 an hour, plus benefits?
01:03:45Seriously? What, is it a union job? Those jobs are hard to guess.
01:03:48You probably get a discount on steaks, too.
01:03:50Your son just announced that he's giving up college so he can be the guy in charge of guts, and all you can say is, oh boy, free meat?
01:03:58This is a good job. The money is a lot. What is the problem?
01:04:01Maybe in Russia it's every mother's dream for her son to see what the inside of a cow looks like, but not in my home.
01:04:09You could be a doctor. You could be a lawyer. Why are you so intent on throwing your life away?
01:04:14Huh.
01:04:15He is going to support his wife. That is what men do for women they love.
01:04:20He's not in love! He's blinded by a piece of self-serving Euro trash who would sell her own mother for a pair of designer jeans!
01:04:29No!
01:04:30Don't mess up my friends!
01:04:36Hey! Thanks.
01:04:37What's with the bike?
01:04:39Eddie. Thanks. What's with the bike? Eddie thinks he can get me a couple shifts down at the coffee
01:04:57shop. And since you guys are too cheap to buy me a car. First job. Hey, look at you.
01:05:04What happened to my little boy? I grew up. That's kind of the way it works.
01:05:12No, I know, I know. You never think it's going to go as fast as it does. You're so busy just getting through the day, you don't realize they're starting to add up.
01:05:24What's wrong? What, what do you mean?
01:05:30Oh, you got that look that says I got something to tell you and it ain't going to be pretty.
01:05:35Yeah, well, you know me, right? Of course I do. You're my dad.
01:05:41So, what's up? You're right. I am your dad. Huh? Nothing. Forget about it. Work on your bike. Hey.
01:06:02Hey. Congrats on the job.
01:06:15Who is it? Patrick Logan.
01:06:23Hope you like roses.
01:06:24I'm sorry I couldn't get an address or anything. You got me everything I needed. Good. So, then I guess.
01:06:40Ah. Of course.
01:06:51I know you've been looking for Angie for a long time, but there's not going to be any trouble, right?
01:06:57Trouble?
01:06:58Well, you're not going to, like, hurt her or anything.
01:07:01She took something of mine. I want it back.
01:07:07Okay. It's just, I like rose. And I don't ever want to hear that something bad's happened to a kid.
01:07:18You should get that money to the bank. This place doesn't seem very safe to me.
01:07:23What are you talking about? Look at all those locks.
01:07:25Yeah. What if someone were to come up this fire escape?
01:07:30Well, that window's always locked.
01:07:33You think that's going to stop them?
01:07:43What are you doing?
01:07:45They reach through. Unlock the window.
01:07:51And now you're in trouble.
01:07:55Unlock the window.
01:08:00May I speak to you?
01:08:02How will this conversation end? With beef stroganoff on my head?
01:08:06I am sorry. Please do forgive.
01:08:09I want us to be friends.
01:08:11Really?
01:08:13Think how hard it is for Preston.
01:08:15God in the middle between our fighting, when he wants us to love each other only.
01:08:20Yes?
01:08:21I don't want to put Preston in the middle, but I am his mother and I will fight for his best interest till the day I die.
01:08:28You mean you will fight me?
01:08:30Yeah. You understand English just fine.
01:08:33Now you should understand.
01:08:35I told Preston I want to move up wedding to next week. And he said yes.
01:08:42Next week? The wedding is not for another six months.
01:08:46We cannot wait that long. It is too hard for Preston to choose between a mother and a girlfriend.
01:08:51So, once I give him his wife, choice will be much easier.
01:08:55No. No, you can't do this. You met each other six weeks ago. Preston barely knows you.
01:09:01But you do, yes? You think you know all about me. And in much less time than that...
01:09:06There. From one Mrs. Cava to another.
01:09:19I found some of your father's old yearbooks up in the attic. I thought you might enjoy looking at them.
01:09:25He played football?
01:09:27Yes. And he was student body president.
01:09:31So what else can you tell me about him? Even my mom didn't really know him that well.
01:09:36He was, um, incredibly smart. Funny. And so graceful.
01:09:49What's wrong?
01:09:52I just never get to talk about Rex anymore. Since I remarried, it just doesn't seem appropriate.
01:09:58I hadn't realized.
01:10:02How much I miss him.
01:10:04Well, you can talk to me about him anytime you want.
01:10:10You have his smile.
01:10:12What are you doing out here?
01:10:25Uh, mostly kicking myself. I can't believe how I acted at dinner.
01:10:30Well, it was a fraught situation. It was bound to be some sort of scene.
01:10:36Look, I know he's my brother. I know I should try to like him, but there's something about him I just don't trust.
01:10:44Hmm. I know what you mean.
01:10:47You do?
01:10:49He's trying awfully hard to get close to Bree. I, for one, would like to know why.
01:10:54You think he has an agenda?
01:10:56We all have agendas, Andrew. Mine is to protect your mother.
01:11:00What do we really know about Sam?
01:11:02Just the stuff he tells us.
01:11:06Hmm. It seems a bit too good to be true, doesn't it?
01:11:10Maybe my agenda should be to find out everything I can.
01:11:15Why shouldn't you? He's your brother.
01:11:17Hey, Jean. Quick question. How is MJ doing?
01:11:21You know, I'd like to see a little more effort in math.
01:11:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in class. I mean the candy drive. Today's the last day.
01:11:27Oh, Susan, you should be so proud. He is a selling machine way out ahead of the whole school.
01:11:36Except for Juanita Solis.
01:11:38No!
01:11:39But don't worry. She is just two bars ahead.
01:11:42You better get him out there. Gabby Solis told me she's taking Juanita to sell outside a weight loss clinic.
01:11:46Ka-ching!
01:12:04Mrs. Delphi, can I go now? My mom wants to pick me up a couple of minutes early.
01:12:08Does she?
01:12:09Sure, sweetheart. Why don't you just help Vanessa put her brushes away first?
01:12:10Oh!
01:12:11What is that?
01:12:12Oh!
01:12:13What is that?
01:12:14Oh!
01:12:15Oh!
01:12:16Oh!
01:12:17Oh!
01:12:18Oh!
01:12:19Oh!
01:12:20Oh!
01:12:21Oh!
01:12:22Oh!
01:12:23Oh!
01:12:24Oh!
01:12:25Oh!
01:12:26Oh!
01:12:27Oh!
01:12:28Oh!
01:12:29Oh!
01:12:30Oh!
01:12:32Oh!
01:12:33Oh!
01:12:34Oh!
01:12:35Oh!
01:12:36Oh!
01:12:37Oh!
01:12:38What is that?
01:12:39Did someone bring a cell phone into my classroom?
01:12:44Oh!
01:12:45Juanita Solis!
01:12:46Is this your cell phone?
01:12:48No?
01:12:49Oh!
01:12:50Oh, come on now!
01:12:51It was in your bag!
01:12:52Whose else could it be?
01:12:53Yours?
01:12:55My mom gave it to you for your birthday.
01:12:57Oh!
01:12:58So are you saying that you stole it?
01:13:03stole it? No. Now you're yelling at me. Someone just bought herself three hours of detention.
01:13:15Hello? Oh, hi, Principal Hobson. Everything okay? Detention? No, no, no, no. We only have a few
01:13:24hours left to sell candy. Who gave her detention? She did, huh?
01:13:33Thanks for letting me know.
01:13:40Hi, MJ. Must be getting thirsty walking around in this heat. Doesn't a nice big ice-cold cup of soda sound good?
01:14:03Hello? I have something that belongs to you. Take your cell phone.
01:14:18MJ! He's supposed to be outselling.
01:14:24He was. Then you gave my daughter detention. Bad move. All right, what do you want?
01:14:29Let her go, and I let him go. I don't trust you. I don't blame you.
01:14:34Bring him here. We'll make the exchange. Fine, but I'm warning you. If there's one chocolate bar missing from that girl's box,
01:14:42you'll answer to me.
01:14:52Your mom will be here soon. Don't worry, you'll be out selling your candy in no time.
01:14:58I hope so. I gotta win.
01:15:02You know, Juanita, there are other kids that want to win too.
01:15:05Oh, no. I just want my mom to be proud of me.
01:15:10Your mom is proud of you?
01:15:13Sometimes I think she's in Paris because I don't have any friends.
01:15:17Every day I come home and she asks, did she make any friends today?
01:15:22Oh, she just wants to make sure that you're happy, sweetie. That's all.
01:15:27I guess.
01:15:29I just wish I could make friends as easy as she does.
01:15:32I try and I try, but I just can't.
01:15:39Hello. We would have gotten here sooner, but your son can't hold his soda.
01:15:43Juanita, come on. We got candy to sell.
01:15:48Mom, we gotta go too, otherwise Juanita's gonna beat me.
01:15:52Sweetie, um...
01:15:56I know you want to win.
01:15:57But let's talk about what winning really means.
01:16:00I've rehearsed this speech a hundred times.
01:16:14Well, I think I know how it ends.
01:16:16I can't live my life with everyone in the neighborhood watching me and judging me.
01:16:26I care too much about what people think.
01:16:32So you want me to leave?
01:16:33I'll leave.
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:36Yeah.
01:16:38But if you wouldn't mind,
01:16:40I'd like to go with you.
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:47I want to figure out what we have here.
01:16:50And once I know,
01:16:52maybe I won't care what anyone thinks.
01:16:55Well, you know what I think?
01:17:02What?
01:17:06I've always wanted to see Paris.
01:17:16And the winner of this year's candy drive is...
01:17:19Juanita Solis?
01:17:20Woo-hoo!
01:17:27Woo-hoo!
01:17:28We did it!
01:17:30You did it.
01:17:31Okay, now go invite your brand new friends to your party.
01:17:36Mrs. Henderson.
01:17:38Tell me, was it close?
01:17:40Really close.
01:17:41Until the last day when Juanita sold 40 bars and MJ didn't sell any.
01:17:45Really?
01:17:47That's weird.
01:17:48Yeah.
01:17:54Hey, MJ.
01:17:56Sorry you didn't win.
01:17:58That's okay.
01:18:01I'm curious about something.
01:18:03How come you didn't sell any candy yesterday?
01:18:07My mom says it's a secret.
01:18:09She says it's only a good deed if we don't tell.
01:18:11I'm sorry.
01:18:12I'm sorry.
01:18:13I'm sorry.
01:18:19Well, you should listen to your mother.
01:18:24Because she's a winner, just like you.
01:18:26I'm sorry.
01:18:29There are a lot of ways to win in this world.
01:18:34Some battles are won with a hasty retreat.
01:18:40Some victories are claimed by those willing to cheat.
01:18:44Some opponents are defeated with nothing more than a smile.
01:18:51Of course, for some, it's not enough to win.
01:18:57Someone else has got to lose.
01:19:01They're not Stefan.
01:19:02And he's got to lose.
01:19:03You just got to lose.