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  • 6/27/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03This thief is trying to steal your truck!
00:05You the guy who's four months behind on his payments?
00:07Yeah.
00:08Mike reluctantly borrowed money from Carlos.
00:12Tell me how much you need.
00:14Andrew did his homework.
00:16I made a few calls. Turns out the golden child never got his degree.
00:20I left school and the doctor told me my mother was terminal.
00:23I can save you a phone call and bring in her death certificate.
00:26That's okay.
00:27The worst mistake I ever made in my life was having you.
00:30A killer got an invitation.
00:33We would like it if you would move in with us.
00:35Okay.
00:36And Angie revealed her past.
00:38I got involved with a really bad guy.
00:40Danny's father.
00:47Many years ago, a terrorist fell in love with a woman.
00:51This woman believed in the terrorist and his cause.
01:01Until an undercover agent showed up determined to stop them.
01:08The terrorist wanted to attack those he felt were hurting the planet.
01:14So he got the woman to help him build a bomb.
01:18But something went wrong.
01:21And someone was killed.
01:23The terrorist didn't care.
01:28He said it was unavoidable.
01:30The woman wanted to turn herself in.
01:35But she was pregnant.
01:36So the agent convinced her to run away with him.
01:41And he raised the child as his own.
01:44So they escaped from the terrorist.
01:50Hoping and praying he would never find them.
01:54Unfortunately, he did.
01:58Hey.
01:59But isn't double cappuccino extra hot?
02:03Ha!
02:04You know me so well.
02:05Just made chocolate scones.
02:07Interested?
02:08Oh, what the hell.
02:11Might as well live dangerously.
02:13So how's the novel coming?
02:15Almost done.
02:16Endings are a bitch.
02:18I really need to surprise my audience.
02:21Hey, I know you're my dad.
02:24But you still gotta close the door when you come in.
02:27Oh, sorry.
02:29No, I was just gonna ask you something.
02:32Wanna join your old man for a run tonight?
02:34Uh, daddy don't run, you jog.
02:37And, uh...
02:38No.
02:39Come on.
02:40Let me go by the park.
02:41I'll be real pretty.
02:42I'm working at his shift tonight.
02:43I'm gonna be here late.
02:46But I am proud of you.
02:50Keep it up.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Thanks, coach.
02:54See you at home.
02:57That's your dad?
03:02Yeah.
03:03I should have introduced you.
03:05You'd like him.
03:06Yeah, I bet I would.
03:08So he's a runner.
03:10Every night, even when he's sick.
03:12You can't stop him.
03:13He's pretty inspiring.
03:16Inspiring?
03:18Don't guys your age usually hate their dads?
03:22We've had our issues.
03:24But my dads sacrificed the law for me.
03:29I figure this is how I pay him back.
03:31You're right.
03:32Payback's really important.
03:33All right, back in a bit.
03:34How long are you gonna be?
03:35Just long enough to get a little sweaty.
03:36Be careful.
03:37Yep.
03:38Yep.
03:39It took the terrorists 20 years to find the people who had betrayed him.
03:43What the?
03:44What the?
03:45What the?
03:46And his plan for revenge?
03:48Was just a disaster.
03:49Yeah.
03:50No.
03:51No.
03:52No.
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56No.
03:57Why?
03:58No.
03:59No.
04:00No!
04:01No.
04:02No.
04:03No.
04:06No.
04:07No.
04:09No.
04:11No.
04:12No.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:15plan for revenge was just getting started.
04:30Our mothers tell us to beware of mysterious men.
04:36Don't talk to them in the park.
04:40Don't take their candy.
04:44Get into their cars.
04:47And whatever you do, don't let them into the house.
04:55But what do we do when mother has already invited them in?
05:01Oh my gosh.
05:03Eddie, what have you done?
05:05I saw you were running low on supplies,
05:07so I went to the store a bit.
05:08Oh, you didn't mean to do that.
05:10Hey, you're cool enough to take me in.
05:12I've got to earn my keep somehow.
05:14I bought fresh vegetables.
05:16Okay, now you're just trying to make me cry.
05:19Is that the laundry?
05:20I'll get that.
05:21Is that the laundry?
05:22I'll get that.
05:23That's okay.
05:24It's Porter's turn.
05:25I can't, Mom.
05:26I'm late.
05:27You can spare five minutes to put clothes in the dryer.
05:29No, I can't.
05:30Jeremy and Dave are waiting to take me to the mall.
05:32You are not leaving wet clothes in that washer.
05:35Mom, chill.
05:36It's water.
05:37Hey, don't talk to your mother like that.
05:42Okay, that's my right.
05:43I've got to go.
05:44After the laundry.
05:45God, what a bitch.
05:48Hey!
05:49I'm telling you sorry.
05:50Hey!
05:51Get off me!
05:52Apologize!
05:53Hey, Eddie!
05:54Eddie!
05:55He shouldn't talk to you like that.
05:56Hey, okay.
05:57I'm sure he's very sorry.
05:58Stop.
05:59Light him up.
06:08You okay?
06:09I'm fine.
06:10Go join your friends.
06:13Go on.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:20I just can't watch you be disrespected.
06:25I'll take care of the laundry.
06:28Hey, Carlos, here's the money.
06:33For the church raffle!
06:34Thanks, Mike!
06:35Now Sister Mary can finally replace her wooden...
06:37Gabby's help.
06:38Oh, God, sorry.
06:39I just wanted to bring you the first payment for the loan.
06:41And thanks again.
06:42You really saved my ass.
06:43No problem.
06:44Just so you know, I'm making a lot of cutbacks
06:45so I can pay you back quicker.
06:46No vacations.
06:47Basic cable.
06:48I even convinced MJ that Ms. McCluskey's house is summer camp.
06:51Look, don't go crazy.
06:52Just pay it back when you can.
06:54And let's make sure Gabby doesn't find out.
06:56So she can tell Susan?
06:57No problem.
06:58I gotta get going.
06:59Hey, and, uh, give my best to Sister Carrie.
07:00Mary.
07:01Mary!
07:03Whoa.
07:04I know, right?
07:17It's the middle of the afternoon.
07:19What are you doing?
07:20Why don't you come upstairs and find out?
07:25No, thanks.
07:26I can't afford it.
07:27What?
07:28Every time you offer me afternoon sex,
07:30it's because you want something,
07:31and it is not afternoon sex.
07:33All right, fine.
07:36Check this out.
07:39Where were you even hiding this?
07:41Oh, that is a ski chalet in Aspen.
07:43It's for sale, and I want it.
07:45Sorry, hon.
07:46Not gonna happen.
07:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:48That was just my opening offer.
07:49What if I see your afternoon sex
07:51and raise you honeymoon sex?
07:56No, no, I can't.
07:57All of our cash is tied up in a business deal.
07:59What kind of business deal?
08:00Ah, you don't want me to bore you with the details.
08:02Half that money is mine.
08:04Bore me.
08:05This conversation is over.
08:07Now, if you're interested in going upstairs
08:09and making love to your husband,
08:11simply because you...
08:13Okay.
08:19Like it?
08:20I've been practicing all day.
08:21Susan, why is there a big-ass piano in our house?
08:25Actually, big-ass stopped making pianos.
08:27In pianos, this is a Yamaha.
08:31So, I'm curious.
08:35How much did this thing cost?
08:37It was free.
08:39You remember dear, sweet 98-year-old Aunt Regina?
08:43The one you called the Crypt Keeper?
08:46Mike, that was okay when she was alive.
08:48Now, she's a dead lady giving us really cool stuff.
08:50So, a little respect.
08:51Okay.
08:52As long as it was free.
08:53Yeah.
08:54But as far as Gabby's concerned,
08:56it cost 30 grand.
08:57What?
08:58Why?
08:59Well, I love Gabby,
09:00but for years she has been flaunting
09:02how much they spend on her house
09:03and her car and her jewelry
09:05and this is my turn to flaunt.
09:08And I can't flaunt with a free piano.
09:09Don't stoop to her level.
09:11You're better than that.
09:12No, I'm really not.
09:14Susan, I'm not kidding.
09:15You're not telling Gabby we paid for this piano.
09:17Oh, Mike, please.
09:18This is my chance.
09:19My aunt had a stroke while driving.
09:20When am I ever going to get that lucky again?
09:25You're not going to believe this.
09:26They're out of cilantro.
09:28How can a market be out of cilantro?
09:30I don't know, but I told that clerk
09:31she should hang her head in shame.
09:32As well you should.
09:34So, what else do we need?
09:35Let's head over to the kosher aisle.
09:37A few items for the Schwarzman bar mitzvah.
09:45We need baking soda.
09:47I'll get it.
09:51Oh, Sam?
09:56Please, not now.
09:57What the hell are you even doing?
09:58I lost my job.
09:59I had to work someplace.
10:04You already got the baking soda.
10:07Boy, I would lose my head if it wasn't screwed on.
10:10Who's that woman?
10:12Nobody.
10:13Someone I used to know.
10:14Oh.
10:15Is everything all right?
10:16I was telling her that it doesn't make sense for a store this big to run out of a major herb.
10:23I think we should check out Hudson's Market.
10:25That's downtown.
10:26We need cilantro, don't we?
10:26We need cilantro, don't we?
10:27Come on.
10:39Hey.
10:40Well, you brought me flowers.
10:43Well, I wanted to get you a t-shirt that said I'm a moron with dark clothes when I run
10:48at night but the gift shop was out.
10:50So, who did this to you?
10:53Did you see him?
10:54No.
10:55Damn.
10:56What kind of person hits you and just drives away?
11:00Maybe the kind of person who wanted to hit me.
11:04Wait.
11:05You said you didn't see them.
11:07I didn't.
11:08But, Ange, I'm telling you, this guy, he drives past me, he turns around and swears right
11:14into me.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18Where's Danny?
11:19He fell asleep in the waiting room.
11:21We've been here all night.
11:22You want me to get him?
11:23No.
11:23No.
11:24Listen, I need you guys to go home, grab the IDs, some money, whatever you can stuff in
11:27a couple of bags.
11:28You're not exactly travel ready, Nick.
11:33Oh, absolutely not.
11:34The place we talked about near Carbondale just for a few weeks.
11:39No.
11:40Not without you.
11:42No, I'll send Danny.
11:43But you and me, this is as far as we run.
11:45What if it is, Patrick?
11:47What are we gonna do?
11:51We've been asking that question for 20 years.
11:55I guess now we're gonna find out.
12:04Can I talk to you a minute?
12:11Sure.
12:14It's about what happened with Porter.
12:16Are you mad?
12:17You're mad.
12:18No, I'm not.
12:20You want me to leave?
12:21No.
12:22No, I just wanna talk.
12:24You look like you really wanted to hurt him, and I kinda need to know what that's about.
12:29Your family doesn't seem to care how much you help them.
12:35You're a great mom, and they just push you around.
12:38It made me angry.
12:40Yes, I saw that.
12:42And sometimes my family can be unappreciative.
12:45But what happened today can never happen again.
12:53I know.
12:55Listen, I grew up with an alcoholic mother.
13:00I know what it feels like to be angry all the time.
13:04But when I was your age, I had to find a way
13:11to control myself.
13:13How did you do that?
13:20A lot of help.
13:21One thing, I had a great counselor at school, and she taught me
13:25that whenever I was about to lose it, that I should do this.
13:32One, two, three.
13:37That really works?
13:39It really does.
13:40It gives you a chance to step back, feel like you're in control.
13:47You should try it next time.
13:49You'll see.
13:52Okay.
13:56Hmm.
13:57I'm really sorry about what I did.
14:04It's fine.
14:06Just don't ever do it again.
14:07But thank you for wanting to.
14:13Come on, Larry.
14:14You're my business manager, too.
14:15I am not leaving this office until you tell me what Carlos is doing with my ski house money.
14:20Gabby, you're putting me in an uncomfortable position.
14:23You should talk to Carlos.
14:24I did.
14:25I offered to put myself in a very uncomfortable position, and he still said no.
14:27I'm sorry, but Carlos swore me to secrecy.
14:29Please respect that.
14:30You're right.
14:31I'm sorry.
14:32No hard feelings.
14:33Of course not.
14:34Hey, what are you doing?
14:34I don't want to be a liar.
14:35When I go home, and I'm in tears, and Carlos asks me why, and I say you grabbed my ass,
14:40I want to be telling the truth.
14:41Well played.
14:43Carlos gave me a lie.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46I'm sorry.
14:47I'm sorry.
14:48I'm sorry.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I'm sorry, but Carlos swore me to secrecy.
14:54Please respect that.
14:56You're right.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:58No hard feelings.
14:59Of course not.
15:00Hey, what are you doing?
15:01I don't want to be a liar.
15:02Carlos gave $50,000 to one of your neighbors.
15:06What?
15:07Who?
15:08A Mike Delfino.
15:09Apparently his business is in big trouble.
15:11Oh my god.
15:12Mike's wife is one of my closest friends, and she never said a word.
15:16Poor thing.
15:17Please don't tell Carlos I told you.
15:19Of course.
15:21I should get going.
15:23Do you have parking validation?
15:25Those are only for employees.
15:27Okay.
15:29You could take mine.
15:31Hotel, food, incidentals, $300.
15:37You can order pay-per-view.
15:39I don't even care if you buy beer.
15:40Just stay in your room as much as you can, okay?
15:42This is stupid.
15:43It's been 20 years.
15:45Have you actually seen or heard from this Patrick Logan guy?
15:48Do you know for a fact that he's even still alive?
15:51Danny, I'm not going to debate this with you.
15:52If he started this group you guys were in, then isn't he on the run too?
15:55He's got bigger problems than getting revenge.
15:57Just humor me, okay?
15:59Because if I'm wrong, all I am is wrong.
16:01But if I'm not...
16:03Please, just humor me.
16:08Hello.
16:17Hello.
16:18Hello.
16:19Um, I saw you the other day.
16:24Talking to my friend Sam.
16:26Oh, I'm Bree, by the way.
16:29I know who you are.
16:30Oh.
16:31Well, this is none of my business, but I noticed that there was some tension between you two.
16:39You could say that.
16:42Hmm.
16:43Well, I hope everything is okay.
16:45What is it you want?
16:49I don't know.
16:52There was just something so odd about that encounter.
16:57I don't understand why he would talk to a friend like that.
17:04Maybe that's because I'm not his friend.
17:08I'm his mother.
17:19My manager said I could take a break early.
17:22I've got five minutes.
17:25Are you aware that Sam goes around telling people that you're dead?
17:31Yes, I heard.
17:32Why would he do that?
17:37He's a complicated boy.
17:44Did Sam tell you who his father was?
17:47He told me about your relationship with my husband, if that's what you're referring to.
17:54Did he also mention the letter that Rex sent to me?
17:57What letter?
17:59It was after you were married.
18:01Rex had just started his practice, and apparently the money was pouring in.
18:08Rex wrote and told me he could give Sam a better life.
18:14He then asked for full-time custody.
18:19I'm guessing he never told you that.
18:22Must have slipped his mind.
18:25I politely declined his offer.
18:28And did Sam know about this?
18:33Not until a few months ago when he found the letter.
18:37And when he realized that he could have lived all those years with his dad in a fancy house.
18:44He was beyond livid.
18:47Even so, how could he go around pretending that you're dead?
18:54Like I said, he's a complicated boy.
18:58Gabby, hi.
19:07Hi, Susan.
19:08I just got back from the supermarket and realized I bought way too much.
19:13I'm afraid some of it's going to go bad, so I thought, who could I give this to?
19:16And I randomly thought of you.
19:22You're afraid that canned peaches and condensed milk are going to go bad?
19:26Well, it's just my cupboards are cluttered, and you'd be doing me a huge favor.
19:32Okay, thanks.
19:35Oh, hey, as long as you're here, I want to show you something.
19:39Wow!
19:45We just got it.
19:47MJ is going to take lessons.
19:50You sure you don't want to start him off with, say, a used upright?
19:55No way.
19:56Me wanty, me likey, me gety.
20:01May I ask how much this costing?
20:04Well, Mike doesn't like me throwing around numbers,
20:09but let's just say your jaw would drop 30,000 times.
20:15What?
20:16That's one?
20:18This is none of my business,
20:20but is this really the best time to buy something this expensive?
20:25I mean, didn't Mike just have his truck repossessed?
20:29Things finally turned around.
20:31He got a big cash infusion.
20:35You don't say.
20:36Anyway,
20:37I know you guys don't have a piano,
20:39so if you ever want the girls to take lessons...
20:44Well, thank you.
20:45I gotta go.
20:46Enjoy your peaches.
20:54You owe me $50,000.
20:56What?
20:57For your information,
20:58Mike's big cash infusion cost me my ski house.
21:01What are you talking about?
21:03Oh, don't play dumb.
21:04Carlos loaned Mike the $50,000,
21:06and you know it.
21:09Why are you looking like you don't know it?
21:12He told me business picked up.
21:15Well, he lied.
21:16Just like Carlos lied to me about where our money went,
21:19which you went and spent on a piano.
21:21Oh, no.
21:22No, I didn't.
21:25I inherited it.
21:27I was trying to make you jealous.
21:29Oh, honey.
21:32Given different circumstances,
21:33that sort of worked.
21:38This is unbelievable.
21:40I have the money from the strip club
21:42sitting in the bank,
21:43and Mike would rather borrow it from you guys.
21:49I'm about to screech at my husband.
21:51You might want to stand back.
21:52No, no, no, no, no.
21:54I have a better idea.
21:58There you are.
21:59Hey.
22:01Hey, Mr. Scalvo.
22:02How was the flight?
22:03Horrible.
22:04It was delayed.
22:05There was turbulence.
22:06They ran out of food,
22:08and I'm not seeing a plate covered with tin foil here.
22:12There was one, but one of our 50 children must have inhaled it.
22:16Damn it.
22:17Okay.
22:18Calm down.
22:19Lynette, no.
22:20I'm hungry.
22:21You know, when you were working,
22:22I always had food waiting for you.
22:23Oh, that's right.
22:24You were very considerate in your eighth month.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:27I keep forgetting.
22:27You're the only person who's ever been pregnant before.
22:29Relax.
22:30Relax.
22:31Just order a pizza.
22:32And wait an hour.
22:33Forget it.
22:34I'll fend for myself.
22:35Six.
22:36Seven.
22:37Eight.
22:38Listen.
22:39Hey.
22:40It's okay.
22:41I'm fine.
22:42There's nothing in here.
22:44Come on, Lynette.
22:45You didn't go to the store today?
22:46Sweetie, you might want to take it down a notch.
22:48I have been in three cities in two days.
22:50You'd think you'd find the time to go to the market.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Sweetie.
22:54What the hell is he doing?
22:55Eddie, it's okay.
22:57Don't tell him to stick a sock in it.
22:5926, 27.
23:00Okay.
23:01You need to kiss me.
23:02Here.
23:03Okay.
23:04There.
23:05He loves me.
23:06He loves me.
23:07He loves me.
23:12I'll talk about it later.
23:20So Eddie attacked our son?
23:22Okay.
23:23I'd use attack, but with a small a.
23:24Okay.
23:25That's it.
23:26I want him out.
23:27And that's with a big O.
23:28Look, Eddie is not some exchange student from France.
23:31He comes from an abusive home.
23:33I have to accept he has some baggage.
23:36So I have to wonder if he's going to punch me anytime I raise my voice to you?
23:41I am not sending him back to live with that woman, Tom.
23:46How about therapy?
23:47That might help.
23:48Now we're going to pay for his therapy.
23:50Okay.
23:51Here's a thought.
23:52How about we all stop yelling at me?
23:53What a concept.
23:54Be nice to Lynette.
23:56Fine.
23:57We'll try the therapy.
24:00All these weeks, Sam has been going on about how his mother was dead.
24:03And the whole time, she has been at House Market in a smock, stacking cans.
24:07I guess my instincts about Sam were right, wouldn't you say?
24:12What did I say about gloating?
24:14Something.
24:15I wasn't listening.
24:16I was thinking about how right I was.
24:20Okay, I'll stop.
24:21I know you're upset.
24:22I have no idea.
24:23When Sam first showed up, I felt like I got a little piece of Rex back.
24:26It was wonderful.
24:28This has forced me to remember that Rex was a liar, too.
24:41Sorry, am I interrupting something?
24:46Orson, would you please excuse us?
24:48Of course.
24:54Everything all right?
24:56Actually, Sam...
24:57Wait!
24:58Wait!
24:59Still here.
25:02I went back to the supermarket today.
25:08Oh.
25:11I take it you met my mother.
25:14Why did you say she was dead?
25:17She is dead.
25:18To me.
25:20So, you admit that you lied?
25:23Did she tell you I found a letter my father wrote begging her to let me come live with him?
25:28That's hardly an excuse.
25:31I was four.
25:32He said he could give me all the advantages she couldn't.
25:34But she wouldn't let him.
25:36She loved you.
25:37She wanted you by her side.
25:38She should have wanted more from me!
25:40Andrew got bicycles for Christmas and TVs for his birthday.
25:43I had to sit in a trailer and do my homework with mittens on because my mom couldn't afford to pay the heating bill.
25:49If she had loved me, she would have let me live the life that I was entitled to!
25:52I'm going to talk to the Schwartzman's about their bar mitzvah if you want to go over the menu later.
26:11Let me know.
26:12Oh, hey! How'd it go?
26:24Kind of weird, but it was okay.
26:26I think you did very good work today, Eddie.
26:28Now, the restroom is down the hall, second door on the right.
26:31I'll be here.
26:34So, you said good work. Does that mean it went well?
26:36That means Eddie's got some issues.
26:40And it's going to take time to work through them.
26:43Okay. How much more time? At $130 an hour?
26:47Well, it would go a lot faster if we could get his mother in here, but he seems to think there's no way she'd agree to that.
26:53Really? If you think it'll help, I can get her in here.
26:57That would be great.
26:59Okay, and then... and then everything will be okay. Right?
27:03Right?
27:05Let's just get the mother in here.
27:06Let's just get the mother in here.
27:21Barbara! It's Lynette Scavo!
27:24Barbara!
27:32Barbara, we need to talk about Eddie!
27:45Hey! Are you looking for Barbara Olofsky?
27:48Yeah! Do you know where she is?
27:49No! Nobody's seen her for days. And her car's still there. It's weird.
27:54Shhhhhh!
28:03Hey!
28:06There's this crazy rumor going around that you've got something for me.
28:10Just... an apology.
28:12Well, as long as it comes with one of your muffins, I may just accept it.
28:18Oh, Andrew.
28:23Orson told me about Sam.
28:25You were right from the start. I never should have trusted him.
28:28Well, I don't even need the muffin now.
28:32Now that that's settled, what are we gonna do about Sam?
28:35That's easy. We get rid of him.
28:38I don't think it's gonna be that simple.
28:40Why not?
28:42I saw a side to him last night that I've never seen before.
28:46And... to be perfectly honest...
28:50I'm afraid of him.
28:51I'm afraid of him.
28:56Hi, Suzanne! Thanks for having us over for dinner.
28:58Oh, well, actually dinner was just an excuse. I wanted to show you something.
29:03Oh, my God! You bought a piano?
29:06Yes! And I wanted you to be the first to see it.
29:10Wow, that looks... pricey.
29:12Mm-hmm. $30,000.
29:15Plus delivery and tax and a biannual tuning fee.
29:18But Mike's on his way down. Do me a favor.
29:21Don't let on that you know how much it cost.
29:23Why not?
29:24He thinks it's ostentatious and he's a little embarrassed.
29:27In fact, he keeps telling everyone that I inherited it from my aunt.
29:30So, just go with it.
29:31Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
29:33That's okay, honey. I'm gonna check on dinner.
29:35We're gonna check on dinner.
29:38Dude, we need to talk.
29:40A piano?
29:41Oh, God, don't worry about it. We didn't buy it.
29:43Susan inherited it from her dead aunt.
29:47Wow. Without even blinking.
29:50Uh, would anyone mind helping me set the table?
29:52Oh, Carlos will do it.
29:53Oh, great. And Mike, maybe you and Gabby can get the wine.
29:59So, you and Carlos have any big plans for the summer?
30:02You taking any trips?
30:07Gabby?
30:08I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
30:11I'm sorry.
30:13Look, if you need to talk, Susan's in the other room.
30:18I think Carlos is having an affair.
30:21What? Why would you think that?
30:23Because he's been acting really secretive lately.
30:25And I went to talk to our business manager and I discovered $50,000 was missing from our account.
30:29Well, I'm sure there's a good explanation.
30:33Yeah, there is. It's called fancy dresses and hotel rooms for some bimbo.
30:38No, no, no. And I am sure that you've got that all wrong.
30:42Wait a minute. Are you covering for him?
30:44No. I...
30:45Because I stole his cell phone to see who he was talking to and he called your house like a hundred times.
30:50Well, he hasn't been talking to me.
30:52Really? Well, the next time he's not talking to you, you might want to give him the name of your divorce lawyer.
30:57I'm so glad you guys were free tonight. We've been wanting to do this for such a long...
31:03Oh, my God!
31:04What's wrong?
31:05My earring. It's missing. Damn it. I just got them today.
31:09I'm sure it's somewhere.
31:10Oh, here it is.
31:13That would have been three grand out the window.
31:17You bought $3,000 earrings?
31:18Oh, of course not.
31:20Mike did.
31:22He's so generous.
31:23Especially now that we're loaded again.
31:27You know, Carlos, I never noticed before.
31:30You have a really veiny forehead.
31:37Hey, buddy. We've got a bit of a problem.
31:39No kidding.
31:40Wait, you know?
31:41What, did Gabby say something?
31:42No, I heard it all from Susan.
31:44Oh, well, it's not surprising the way those two talk, but luckily it's not true.
31:47Come on, Mike. Let's stop the lies. It is true and we both know it.
31:51It is?
31:52Don't act surprised. God, this whole thing was a mistake. I never should have written that check.
31:55You paid for it?
31:57Oh, man.
31:59Dinner is ready.
32:01Susan, everything smells so good.
32:03Thanks.
32:06You want some meatballs, Carlos? I've got two nice big ones for you right here.
32:11Nope. I'm fine.
32:14I saw that.
32:16Saw what?
32:17You, leering at Susan's breasts.
32:20I was looking at the pasta. Susan's breasts just happened to be hovering nearby.
32:24Gabby, leave Carlos alone.
32:27Oh, my God, it's you.
32:30Excuse me?
32:31You're the one Carlos is having an affair with.
32:33What? What?
32:34Makes perfect sense.
32:35That's why there were all those phone calls to this house from his cell phone.
32:38You looked at my cell phone?
32:39Yes, and thank God I did.
32:41Whore!
32:43Shamelessly shoving your meatballs in my husband's face.
32:46There was no shoving.
32:47Sometimes they spontaneously heave.
32:49Have you lost your mind?
32:50I am not having an affair with Susan.
32:52Mike, you believe me, right?
32:54Yeah.
32:55I guess.
32:56It's just...
32:57Why are you calling over here all the time?
32:59I'm not.
33:00I always call yourself.
33:02Susan, say something.
33:04Forget it, Carlos. We might as well confess.
33:10Confess what?
33:13You wouldn't take my money when you were in trouble and...
33:15Well, I've always known that Carlos had a thing for me,
33:17so I told him that I would sleep with him if he would loan you money.
33:22You son of a bitch.
33:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:25I didn't touch her.
33:26All I did was help a friend who screwed me over buying diamond earrings and grand pianos.
33:30I told you the piano was a gift from Susan's aunt.
33:32You bought diamond earrings?
33:33Oh, yeah.
33:35With the $50,000 that you borrowed from Carlos.
33:39You know?
33:41Yeah.
33:42So you two were just...
33:44Screwing with you.
33:45Yes.
33:48So tell me, Mike.
33:49Do you feel betrayed?
33:50Humiliated?
33:52Good.
33:53Because I only did this to show you what it feels like when the person that is supposed to love you the most lies to you.
33:59Well, I just did it because I want to ski Shelly.
34:09I just keep trying to think what I can say so you'll know how sorry I am.
34:13Well, I do know.
34:14And I'm not looking for another apology.
34:16What I am looking for is your word that you will never freeze me out like this again.
34:31I swear.
34:34Good.
34:40So is this everything?
34:42Yep.
34:44You sure you don't want me to walk you through it?
34:45No.
34:46I just want to get a sense of where we stand.
34:48Really?
34:49If you have any questions, I'll ask you later.
34:51If you have any questions, I'll ask you later.
34:53Why are they putting you in a coma on purpose?
34:54Your...
34:55Your brain seems fine.
34:56It's not like you're thinking of holding.
34:57Napoleon.
34:58You don't think you're Napoleon, do you?
34:59Why are they putting you in a coma on purpose?
35:20Your brain seems fine.
35:22It's not like you think you're Napoleon.
35:26You don't think you're Napoleon, do you?
35:27There was some swelling when they brought me in.
35:30Now it's pushing against my skull.
35:34They say this is going to relieve it.
35:39So how long are you going to be out?
35:40A couple of days.
35:43And you know where you're going to be?
35:45With Danny.
35:47Actually, I was thinking about bringing him back.
35:49No way.
35:50It's been three days. Nothing's happened.
35:53I'm starting to think you were wrong.
35:54No. Ange, we're not taking any chances.
36:00You know what?
36:01If I've got to drive you out of town myself, I'm going to do it.
36:03Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
36:05If we'll keep you from killing yourself,
36:07I will go stay with Danny.
36:16You're easy to get along with.
36:18No, man.
36:18Hey, Angie.
36:41You don't seem surprised to see me.
36:48Don't bother running upstairs.
36:54I already found your gun.
37:00Come on.
37:02After all this time, there's got to be something you want to say to me.
37:06Go to hell.
37:10Couldn't you come up with something more original than that?
37:12I guess all this suburban living forces you to think in cliches.
37:20So it was you.
37:22You ran over to Nick.
37:25Would you believe me if I told you it was an accident?
37:29I sent Danny away.
37:30You will never find him.
37:32That's okay.
37:33We're not that close.
37:34Seeing as how you stole him from me.
37:36Are you going to kill me?
37:43No.
37:47I need you alive.
37:51You are going to do me a favor.
37:52What kind of favor?
37:56Can we discuss it in the morning?
37:59I've had an exhausting couple of days while we're searching your house for firearms and running down Dudley Douchebag.
38:09So, which way to the guest room?
38:12You think I'm going to let you stay here?
38:14How are you going to stop me?
38:16If you call the cops, they'll arrest you and Loverboy.
38:20Aren't you afraid I'll kill you when you sleep?
38:22Angie, if the last 20 years have taught us anything, it's that you're not comfortable killing people.
38:32And if you decide to run away, just make sure you stop by the hospital and say goodbye to Nick because he won't be around much longer after you've gone.
38:41Patrick, please.
38:42Don't hurt him.
38:42Just do what I tell you, baby.
38:45And I'll let you both live.
38:50Mysterious men.
38:52They make promises they have no intention of keeping.
38:59They tell lies to get what they want.
39:05They may be more dangerous than they seem.
39:11Yes.
39:12Our mothers told us we cannot trust the men we don't know.
39:18And those we do know?
39:21Well, we can't always trust them either.