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  • 6/23/2025
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00:00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:00:04He's in your band. This is too dangerous.
00:00:06There were victims of both violence and hard times.
00:00:11We're sort of broke.
00:00:12I thought Scott Lewis was doing well.
00:00:13When times get tough, people do without things like pizza.
00:00:16And beneficiaries...
00:00:18The deal closed. I got the bonus.
00:00:19...of good work and perseverance.
00:00:22Congratulations on your new job.
00:00:23Congratulations on getting me out of your office.
00:00:30It's not hard to spot a mother who works outside the home.
00:00:36Just look for someone who dresses in a hurry...
00:00:40...eats her breakfast while rushing to her car...
00:00:44...and applies her makeup as she drives away.
00:00:48But the surest way to spot a mother who works outside the home...
00:00:52...just look for a child.
00:00:55MJ, why aren't you dressed? We're going to be late for our first day of school.
00:00:58...who gets sick at the worst possible moment.
00:01:03Hey, guys. How you doing?
00:01:08He's sick. I'm late. Thanks for helping.
00:01:10Whoa, whoa, whoa. I gotta work.
00:01:12So do I. And it's my first day at a new job. I win.
00:01:15Look, I'd really like to help you out.
00:01:17And spend some time with my best bud.
00:01:19But Mrs. Nelson's septic tank is expecting me at 9.
00:01:22You're a plumber. Mrs. Nelson is not expecting you on time.
00:01:25In fact, if you show up before dinner, she'll turn cartwheels.
00:01:28I'm a teacher. It's different.
00:01:30Boy, I thought you were just a teacher's assistant.
00:01:33Well...
00:01:38Listen to me. The reason I went back to work is so we could both afford to give MJ the things we felt he needed.
00:01:43Now I'm doing my part. It's time you do yours.
00:01:52I'll reschedule Mrs. Nelson.
00:01:58I gotta go. You get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, okay?
00:02:01You never left me when I was sick before.
00:02:04Oh, I know, honey. But Mommy has a job now.
00:02:09Come on, we talked about this. You understand, right?
00:02:13Don't be sad. I am gonna pick you both up at six.
00:02:19Yes, it's not hard to spot a woman who works outside the home.
00:02:24Just look for a woman who leaves her house every morning feeling incredibly guilty.
00:02:43It begins just after sundown.
00:02:46After a long day at the office, exhausted people start coming home.
00:02:51Some are met by faithful pets.
00:02:56Some are welcomed with dry martinis.
00:03:00Others are greeted with dinner on the table.
00:03:04Then there are those who return from a long day at work only to discover unpleasant surprises.
00:03:19Ah! Good, you got mine out. Come on in.
00:03:26Oh, okay, sure. Where's MJ?
00:03:29Here I am, Mommy.
00:03:31Oh, hey, baby. How's my boy? I missed you so much.
00:03:36Are you feeling better?
00:03:38Yeah. Catherine made me soup and read me a story and showed me how to play blackjack.
00:03:44What are you gonna remember?
00:03:48Always double down on a pair of races.
00:03:51That's cute. Where's Mike?
00:03:55Plumbing emergency. Mrs. Nelson's toilet began erupting and I wasn't busy, so...
00:04:00Uh-huh. Well, thank you very much for helping us out. Come on MJ, it's time to go.
00:04:12We already thanked your buddy. Let's not make her uncomfortable.
00:04:20Thank you for having us over. We are so honored to be the first guests in your new home.
00:04:28Your stunning new home. I can't believe this. The theme of my first place was early American beanbag.
00:04:35Well, it's all Andrew. He's the one with the taste. Please.
00:04:39Uh, he's running late. Do you know why?
00:04:42He's cleaning up a little mess. Someone didn't know you couldn't serve bacon-wrapped shrimp puffs at a bar mitzvah.
00:04:48I knew. I just thought if they tasted mine, they might change the rules.
00:04:52So, would you like something to nibble on before dinner?
00:04:56Is that cut crystal? It's exquisite.
00:05:00Andrew again. He's got expensive taste. Thank God he brings in the big bucks.
00:05:05He does?
00:05:06Well, he does now ever since you gave him that raise.
00:05:10This is a delicious snack. Did you make this?
00:05:14Uh, yeah. It's just party mix.
00:05:19You give Andrew a raise?
00:05:20A tiny salary bump.
00:05:22Tiny is not the word for your extraordinary generosity.
00:05:27Oh, look. There's pretzels and cereal. I can see why they call it party mix. It's like a party in a bowl.
00:05:33When you say extraordinary...
00:05:36He's exaggerating. They're children. It just looks like a lot of money to them.
00:05:42My God. Is this a... a 96 Latour?
00:05:46I know. Andrew bought a case of it at a wine auction to celebrate that huge raise.
00:05:52Once you've had a few glasses of this, you're not going to remember this evening at all.
00:05:58We'll see.
00:05:59Boy, dinner without the kids. It's nice to eat without having macaroni thrown at you.
00:06:07Well, we really wanted to find a way to thank you both.
00:06:11Thank us for what?
00:06:13Saving our marriage. Please, it was our pleasure.
00:06:16How did we do that again?
00:06:18Well, Bradley had been working around the clock and I was feeling neglected.
00:06:20But things are different now that he has Carlos. We have never felt closer.
00:06:25And, Gabby, I know I've been relying on Carlos a lot. I hope it's not a problem his being away from home so much.
00:06:30Oh, I'll be more willing to forgive once his bonus check comes in.
00:06:33The only person more excited than Gabby about that bonus is her jeweler.
00:06:37Brad, Don, it's been such a nice night.
00:06:41He's going to hear it tomorrow anyway.
00:06:43Hear what?
00:06:45Look, I'm sorry, but we're foregoing bonuses this year.
00:06:48Can I get anyone dessert?
00:06:51Beat it. What?
00:06:52It's the economy. Our CFO feels we need to do some belt tightening.
00:06:55But do you know how much overtime Carlos has pulled? How many trips he's taken? He's killed himself. For God's sakes, don't do this to my jeweler.
00:07:05But, Gabby, no one's getting a bonus. Not even Brad.
00:07:08So this was his bonus? A salad and a stuffed chicken breast?
00:07:12Hopefully next year will be better.
00:07:16We're ready for dessert now. Wrap up ten lobsters to go.
00:07:26Tom.
00:07:30We haven't had a customer in about half an hour, so maybe we should just close up early.
00:07:41Nope. I got an idea.
00:07:43Hey, everybody, take off your aprons and come sit near the window.
00:07:47What is this?
00:07:48It's called psychology.
00:07:50Come on. Hey.
00:07:51Hey. Yes.
00:07:53Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant, right?
00:07:56So, guys, this is what we are going to do.
00:07:59As soon as you see someone go by, you laugh. Act like you're having a great time. It'll draw them in.
00:08:05So now we have pretend customers?
00:08:07Gee, let's think of something to do with all the pretend money we're going to make.
00:08:10Trust me. This is going to work.
00:08:12Okay, hey, you guys, you're a group of old high school buddies. You haven't seen each other since the big game.
00:08:16And you two, you're on a hot date, okay?
00:08:20All right, hey, look, there's somebody. Laugh. Have a great time.
00:08:27Awesome. Just like that.
00:08:30Okay.
00:08:33Much as I love Tommy Scalvo's improv theater, we need to face some facts here.
00:08:37It's a slump. We'll ride it out. We've done it before.
00:08:39It's not a slump. In this economy, people aren't eating out as much. Between that and Porter's legal bills and paying Brie back, we are about a week away from going bankrupt.
00:08:50Honey, please, have a little faith.
00:08:53I did. For seven years. Now I'm going to be a realist and I need you to be one, too.
00:08:57Okay, I understand. You're worried. I am, too.
00:09:01Well, we can make it. We just have to be creative.
00:09:04If we sell this place now, we can escape with some dignity and maybe even some money.
00:09:08But if we keep on going like we are, we're going to lose everything.
00:09:12No.
00:09:16No.
00:09:18I am not going out like this.
00:09:20I am not going to be a failure.
00:09:26Please tell me they just saw a customer.
00:09:31So, with all the calories we just burned, I'd say we deserve a huge lunch at a fancy restaurant.
00:09:37You do like to live well, honey.
00:09:39Well, why not? Life is brief and mostly sucks.
00:09:42Got to grab all the good you can while you're on this side of the dirt.
00:09:45That was very poetic. But sure, we'll go any place you want.
00:09:50Mmm. That was easy.
00:09:52Well, since I'm on a roll, how about this?
00:09:54Let's go away this weekend. Pick a five-star hotel with a great spa and just lip it up.
00:10:00I don't know about that. I've got a lot of stuff I need to do.
00:10:03Oh, come on.
00:10:05Big fluffy robes, lung massages.
00:10:11Did you hear that?
00:10:13That buzzing?
00:10:16No, I don't hear anything. Oh, maybe it's...
00:10:18Shh. I hear it up here sometimes.
00:10:26What the hell is it?
00:10:28Hey, you know what?
00:10:30I kind of like that hotel idea.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34Yeah. You were right. Life is brief.
00:10:37Why don't you go call the travel agent and see what's available?
00:10:40You know, you're kind of sexy when you buckle.
00:10:41I'm going to call right now.
00:10:48What?
00:10:50Dr. Hadler, listen, I got your latest text, but you know, it's been a few weeks now and people are freaking out about you being gone so long.
00:10:55So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th, and if you're not back by then, I'm just going to have to tell people that I don't know where you are. So will you please just call me?
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:04Hey, Mike. How's it going?
00:11:06are freaking out about you being gone so long.
00:11:08So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th,
00:11:10and if you're not back by then, I'm just
00:11:12going to have to tell people that I don't know where you are.
00:11:14So will you please just call me?
00:11:22Hey, Mike.
00:11:23How's it going?
00:11:25Well, so far, I've broken off three
00:11:26of these stupid plastic sprinkler heads.
00:11:28But other than that, I'm great.
00:11:29Oh, good.
00:11:30Look, I was coming over to ask, what would you and Catherine
00:11:33think about going camping?
00:11:34Oh, man, I love camping.
00:11:35When?
00:11:36Well, my schedule gets busy on the 15th,
00:11:38so it would have to be before then.
00:11:40I don't know.
00:11:41This weekend?
00:11:42I'm definitely up for it.
00:11:44I'm not sure Catherine will be.
00:11:45Well, if she doesn't go, then Edie won't go.
00:11:48Well, I guess if Catherine knows another girl is coming,
00:11:49maybe I can convince her.
00:11:51Good.
00:11:52Tell the menfolk we'll do all the hard work.
00:11:54Fill the fires, dig the latrines.
00:11:55Hey, I wouldn't mention that latrine part
00:11:57until we're actually at the campsite.
00:11:59That's a good point.
00:12:02I'll dig my gear out tonight.
00:12:04It's going to be fun.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:07This is going to be fun.
00:12:13Oh, that's a beautiful pen.
00:12:14Is it a Mont Blanc?
00:12:16Yeah.
00:12:16Yeah, I've always wanted one.
00:12:17Huh.
00:12:19Well, I guess you can afford it now with your new raise.
00:12:22Oh, you heard about that?
00:12:24Sure did.
00:12:25Well, the Chamber of Commerce just called.
00:12:27They've added 40 people to their guest list.
00:12:29Damn it.
00:12:30I only planned for 100.
00:12:31We're going to need more tables.
00:12:33Relax.
00:12:34They always pull this crap.
00:12:35So I called the rental company, had them put a few extras on the truck.
00:12:38We'll be fine.
00:12:39Thank God.
00:12:40Well, you know what?
00:12:41We can tell the Chamber people that because it was so last minute, we had to bump our fee
00:12:44by 30%.
00:12:44I like the way you think.
00:12:46Oh.
00:12:47What would we do without him?
00:12:49Mm-hmm.
00:12:50Yes.
00:12:51He's worth every penny you pay him.
00:12:53By the way, how many pennies is that?
00:12:56I'm not discussing Andrew's salary with you.
00:12:59It's none of your business.
00:13:00You're right.
00:13:01It's not.
00:13:02So, how much?
00:13:03Andrew moved into a new home.
00:13:04I simply gave him a cost of living increase.
00:13:07The cost of living in a home with silver pens and rare French wines?
00:13:12Honey, please don't do this.
00:13:14Oh, my God.
00:13:15Is he making more than me?
00:13:17Orson, drop it.
00:13:18I'm not telling you how much Andrew makes.
00:13:24I'd be happy to give you that information, sir.
00:13:27Am I speaking to the account holder?
00:13:29No, I'm her business partner.
00:13:32Very well.
00:13:33Account number?
00:13:34Yes.
00:13:35Uh, 85973.
00:13:38Name on the account?
00:13:40Vandercamp's Old Fashioned Fruits.
00:13:43And password.
00:13:44Password?
00:13:46For security purposes.
00:13:48Um, oh, yes, of course.
00:13:51It's, um, you know, it's completely slipped my mind.
00:13:57It's the name of her childhood pet.
00:14:00Oh, right.
00:14:02Uh, Fluffy.
00:14:05Nope.
00:14:06That's not it.
00:14:07Fido?
00:14:08No.
00:14:09Spot.
00:14:10Rover.
00:14:11Mittens.
00:14:12Sorry, sir.
00:14:13Uh, Marmaduke.
00:14:15Old Yeller.
00:14:16I cannot give out any information without the password.
00:14:19Which you obviously don't know.
00:14:21Then ask me a different question.
00:14:22How about her date of birth?
00:14:24Her social security number?
00:14:25Goodbye, sir.
00:14:26How about her real hair color?
00:14:28Trust me, it's not what you think it is.
00:14:36If you're looking to get fed, it's gonna be a while.
00:14:38No, Dad called a family meeting.
00:14:40Yeah, Mom, he said it's about the restaurant.
00:14:42Oh, boy, I think I know what this is about.
00:14:48Listen, kids.
00:14:49Things have been tough down at the restaurant,
00:14:52and I think your dad has finally decided to sell it.
00:14:57Wow.
00:14:58I don't know.
00:14:59Is he gonna be okay?
00:15:00I don't know.
00:15:01That's why we all have to be really supportive.
00:15:02Are you with me?
00:15:03Hey, guys.
00:15:04Good.
00:15:05You're all here.
00:15:06I love you, Daddy.
00:15:07Not yet.
00:15:08So, I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.
00:15:09Just know we're 100% behind you.
00:15:10That means a lot, because this was a really rough day for me.
00:15:11And to let all our employees go.
00:15:12So, starting tomorrow, you kids are my new waitstaff.
00:15:16Tom, what the hell are you talking about?
00:15:17I got it all worked out.
00:15:18You and I will handle the day.
00:15:19You and I will handle the day, and I will do it.
00:15:20I'll do it.
00:15:21It's not about the day.
00:15:22Yeah.
00:15:23So, I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.
00:15:25Just know we're 100% behind you.
00:15:26That means a lot, because this was a really rough day for me,
00:15:27and to let all our employees go.
00:15:28So, starting tomorrow, you kids are my new waitstaff.
00:15:33Tom, what the hell are you talking about?
00:15:39I got it all worked out.
00:15:44it all worked out you and i will handle the days and the kids will join us after school and on the
00:15:48weekends um at the risk of sounding spoiled no come on it'll be fantastic we'll love working
00:15:55together why we don't even like living together look labor is our number one cost if we can
00:16:00eliminate it we'll start making a profit again what you're not even gonna pay us i'm not is that even
00:16:06legal i think so but just to be safe you're now 15. happy birthday mom please do something
00:16:20i thought maybe after our conversation today you'd realize it's time to pack it in i have got to do
00:16:25this i can't walk away from that place until i have done everything that i can possibly think of
00:16:28having the kids work there you said that you were behind me 100 really that doesn't sound like me
00:16:34on that okay fine
00:16:42kids we are going to support your father by working in his restaurant
00:16:51just so you know 30 years from now when you and dad are old and people you're putting
00:16:54us in the cheapest nursing home you can find yeah i got it
00:17:05mrs solis i didn't realize you were here i've got your bracelet all polished and ready for a night
00:17:09on the town i'll put it on and have a good time
00:17:14turns out i'm not gonna be able to afford it right now
00:17:17unless you can help me out on the price
00:17:20what did you have in mind you give it to me and then call your insurance and say it was stolen
00:17:25i didn't think so i'm really sorry about the bracelet mrs solis perhaps i can show you something a bit
00:17:35less expensive maybe some uh earrings oh will you excuse me a minute
00:17:49carlos get in here i got a real shockeroo for you you are not gonna believe this
00:18:09brad hi uh what's going on he just stopped by with great news i'm getting that bonus after all
00:18:22really well i went to our cfo and i told him it just didn't seem fair that my right hand man should
00:18:27go unrewarded isn't that great what kind of guy does that oh i think i know the kind
00:18:37so brad what sort of bonus are we looking at
00:18:43us 20 grandson like a great jumping off point
00:18:48carrie oh honey you heard maria the other night your hard work is what's brought them so much closer
00:18:57so pay no attention to my wife 20 grand is a fantastic bonus you know now that i hear the
00:19:03number out loud it does seem a little low after all you've done 25 is probably more fair oh brad come
00:19:11on saving a marriage can't put a price on that at least not a small one get me will you knock it off
00:19:20you're being rude you're right i'm sorry just i really wanted to buy this bracelet i saw today downtown
00:19:27in this little jewelry shop you know the place honey it's right next to the um lexington hotel 30
00:19:3630 000
00:19:43are you sure yes you deserve it you both do i don't know what to say
00:19:49you're the only one getting a bonus so what i think might be best is if we all agreed not to say
00:19:56anything
00:19:59do we all agree absolutely
00:20:05now if you'll excuse me i'll leave you two to business all this negotiating just goes right over my
00:20:09head
00:20:19huh thunder mcfadden yeah what a hoot what's that oh it's my porn name
00:20:28no my friend sent me an email you take the name of your childhood pet in the street you grew up on and
00:20:33voila that's the name you'd use if you were a porn star so i'm thunder mcfadden my buddy here is snoop
00:20:39windermere hey who would you be orson i'm preparing a buffet for 200 i don't have time to explore my
00:20:49hypothetical career in the adult film industry fine but you should know that's why people find you so
00:20:56rigid because you can never just let go and have fun
00:21:03coco sagatuck happy now sure am thanks hon of course it could just as easily be munchy cedarhurst
00:21:14what or taffy swallow we moved around a lot and had three dogs re focus it has to be your favorite pet
00:21:23like if i asked you what's your childhood pet this is the one you'd say well i didn't really have a
00:21:28favorite i love them all equally oh please if coco taffy and munchy were in a burning building
00:21:32and you could only save one orson why are you being so morbid i just want to know your porn name
00:21:39okay fine if i had to pick a favorite i guess it would be munchy she was a bit rambunctious father
00:21:46sent her to a farm so she'd have room to run i cried for weeks and weeks munchy this was fun
00:21:56all right that's a large mushroom pepperoni pizza and two salads i'll get that started
00:22:01tom ain't it a large pet push at table nine i'm way ahead of you thanks and do you have
00:22:05the calzones for table three oh crap oh sweetie i need two dinner salads what's the matter
00:22:11fuck i said the only reason you had me make salads because it's a job for babies well clearly
00:22:16that's not true because you're not a baby you're 15 remember also i can't find my band-aid
00:22:23okay you fill water glasses i'll make the salads hey mom yeah this is for table five oh thanks
00:22:32uh you didn't give them enough change yeah i know i figured this out you can short people one
00:22:37percent and they won't even notice if they got a buzz on three percent okay you make the salads i'll
00:22:43handle the register dude back off that's my table not anymore you can take the four top of old farts no
00:22:49way what's going on you took my table so take another one what's the difference
00:22:58well since i'm the only one here who can wait on that table without knocking over a glass with my pants
00:23:04how about i take it you handle cash register you bus tables go well look at this everybody's happy
00:23:12things are running smoothly don't worry i'm not going to say i told you so
00:23:22hey katherine said you wanted to talk to me yeah come on in
00:23:26you know you could have just called you don't have to use her as an intermediary really i thought we
00:23:31were using katherine for all sorts of things sending messages raising our kid
00:23:36i don't see what the big deal is i have to work and she has some free time it's better for everybody
00:23:41well it's not better for me especially when i'm not even told about it fine here i am telling you i
00:23:48have to work friday so katherine will be picking mj up from school no what do you mean no let me remind
00:23:58you i have custody on fridays hey thanks let me remind you that the reason i agreed to custody
00:24:02is so our son could spend time with his father you have a problem with katherine no she's a peach
00:24:09but she's not the one that dragged me to court to hammer out some custody agreement
00:24:13now if you'd like we can go back and the judge can explain to you the difference between you and
00:24:18your girlfriend okay you listen to me mommy are you guys fighting no sweetie we are just trying
00:24:29to figure out what is best for you aren't we i'll see you friday buddy looks like i'll be picking you up
00:24:39from school andrew makes twice as much as me who told you that a little bird or should i say a little
00:24:55dog named munchie that's why you want to know the names of my pets horse and hot you are shameful
00:25:03what's shameful is how much you're paying him andrew has been with me since i launched the company he runs
00:25:08every aspect of the business he deserves what he's making but i am your husband for crying out
00:25:12loud yes orson we're all aware of how you got the job you know what the real travesty is i'm more
00:25:18educated than a lot of you i went to grad school i'm a dentist no you were a dentist now you're a cater
00:25:24and you're paid fairly based on your expertise and contribution it's not about money breeze about
00:25:29value and you're saying i'm worthless no i'm just saying you're worth less
00:25:34i'm sorry honey i'm just being honest very well
00:25:44oh since we're being honest munchie didn't go to any farm that's what parents tell their kids when
00:25:49they just had their pets gassed hey hi you got a minute i have a really big favor to ask you
00:26:03yeah sure i need a little detective work done it's about bradley
00:26:08so what's going on i'm gonna buy a golf club a baseball bat would be cheaper
00:26:21maybe i should let you finish see i don't know anything about golf clubs but i know carlos does
00:26:27so i was hoping you guys could snoop around and find out what kind of driver brad wants
00:26:30oh it's a gift sure yeah we'd love to help out so what's the occasion no occasion i just want
00:26:40to thank him for being a wonderful husband well don't spend too much why don't you just get him a
00:26:48card so our marriage counselor said we should get each other little gifts now and then and keep
00:26:52things spontaneous oh you're in counseling that's great we were but we stopped we don't need it anymore
00:26:58are you sure about that yeah brad and i are solid well ice is solid too until it cracks and you're
00:27:06drowning in freezing water i'd stay in counseling if i were you gabby i'm home can you come in here for
00:27:12a minute brad gives me a huge bonus and you repay him by telling his wife that they need marriage
00:27:20counseling i'm sorry i think they do their marriage is none of your business besides i think they're a very
00:27:25happy couple who him and maria or him and the blonde i saw him kissing yesterday what no way yeah and brad
00:27:33saw me why do you think your bonus jumped from a stuffed chicken breast to 30 grand in a day
00:27:46oh my god this is illegal i'm getting a bonus no one else is getting based on blackmail
00:27:53you're welcome i can't believe you did this well thank god you came to your senses all right let's
00:28:01get in there and tell her no we can't tell her we'd have to give the money back don't we have a moral
00:28:06responsibility to tell her it's like you said their marriage is none of our business he's the one who's
00:28:11cheating if we say anything it'll just make things worse we're the good guys here carlos really
00:28:16because it sure doesn't feel like it
00:28:27it's open
00:28:31susan you got our message yes and imagine my surprise because last time i talked to mike he
00:28:36promised me he was picking up mj from school oh mrs nelson had another plumbing emergency
00:28:41apparently this new oprah and diet she's on i don't need the details i had a long day i just
00:28:45want to pick up my kid mommy we had paninis for dinner you want one oh thank you let's go but we
00:28:55were gonna make brownies for dessert well we can make brownies at home the box kind katherine says
00:29:00those aren't real brownies except when your mommy makes them with love
00:29:07good save let's go
00:29:15susan
00:29:17look i know you were surprised to find mj here again today but i really was trying to do you a favor
00:29:23well i don't need you to do me any favors what i need is for everyone to just stick to the plan
00:29:27monday wednesday friday mike watches his son he doesn't pawn him off on his girlfriend
00:29:31i had a really fun time
00:29:54big group coming in it is now officially saturday night finally
00:30:02oh great they're kids one plate of spaghetti and 15 baskets of free bread
00:30:05stop being such a downer we're finally making a go to this place all you want to do is complain
00:30:11we're taking a break
00:30:13not now we just got a big party good luck with that we're out of here
00:30:19whoa whoa whoa what's going on here those kids go to our school and you know who that big guy is
00:30:26kevin mcdermott the guy called me jesus for a year because i wore sandals one day
00:30:30if he sees me wearing this i'll never hear the end of it fine don't wear the apron that's
00:30:34no i'm not waiting on a kid who's gonna make fun of me on monday morning it's humiliating enough
00:30:38having to work here humiliating guys easy no you're not humiliated when you use the money that we make
00:30:44here to buy your clothes mom it's fine i'll take the table no no no no no your mother can't wait on
00:30:48this whole restaurant by herself well then you do it porter i'm your father and your boss and i'm
00:30:55telling you right now to go take that table or what you're gonna fire me go for it
00:31:01oh do you think this is a joke this is my life are you worried about being embarrassed i put
00:31:08everything i have all right that's enough let go of him let go of him let go of him
00:31:17guys
00:31:20i just said a 12 top who's taking it
00:31:27i will
00:31:31i started getting our accounts in order if we're gonna sell this place we should probably know
00:31:57exactly how much it's worth
00:32:11i think this is gonna all wait until morning
00:32:28don't you
00:32:41hey i just booked us into the brunswick inn for this weekend great prepare to be pampered oh shoot
00:33:03this weekend isn't gonna work mike really wants us to do that camping trip that we've been talking about
00:33:08uh camping have you met me i figured you were gonna say that i just can't blow them off this is
00:33:15the only weekend that works for them and you're on your own have fun wiping with leaves oh edie
00:33:24please don't tell katherine that you're not coming all right mike really wants her there and she hears
00:33:28that you're not going she won't either will you take me to brunswick inn next weekend yes
00:33:36yes then i won't say a word to katherine
00:33:48hey when did you two get here just a minute ago they said they have something personal they want to
00:34:06talk to us about oh really what is it we're pregnant oh wow yay i know we are so happy but that's not all
00:34:22see even though we've only known each other for a short time your friendship has meant a lot to us
00:34:32which is why maria feels strongly that you should be the baby's godparents
00:34:35do you hear that carlos godparents yay you are such good people so kind-hearted
00:34:47and decent and that is the kind of influence that we want in our baby's life
00:34:49how could we say no oh oh oh i see you got your bracelet after all oh yeah uh but i'm not enjoying
00:35:05it as much as i thought i would okay lunch and a movie you are one lucky boy i'm gonna take a quick
00:35:16shower try not to get any crumbs on the couch what's wrong it's peanut butter no crust your favorite
00:35:25i want a panini i don't know how to make paninis it's just turkey and cheese do we have any probolone
00:35:35no we do not have any probolone can we borrow some from katherine absolutely not
00:35:42but in this house we do not eat pretentious cheeses we eat honest american peanut butter
00:35:48now watch your movie and i'll be back in a minute
00:35:59would you make me a panini oh well sure sweetie does your mommy know you're here
00:36:05hey sweetie how was your sandwich mj mj honey where are you
00:36:15what's he doing here he wanted a panini he said you knew
00:36:42and take away outside on the porch i need to talk to katherine
00:36:51you can take the sandwich
00:36:56look he shut up on my doorstep he seemed hungry you think i don't feed my kid okay well maybe he
00:37:04just wanted to come see me yeah because you make it like disneyland over here with your paninis and
00:37:09your blackjack you're trying to do everything you can to make him think that you're the other mommy
00:37:14what you're trying to get your hooks deeper into mike by showing him how much his son loves you
00:37:20susan i am being nice to the child of the man i'm dating how does it make me evil no not evil devious
00:37:27well you know i hate to tell you but your big plan is not going to work because from now on mj's either
00:37:31at my house or mike's he is no longer allowed to be here yeah uh that's going to be tricky well
00:37:38that's the way it's going to be whether you like it or not no it's going to be tricky because mike's
00:37:42moving in here what first of the month he's giving up his place and moving in with me
00:37:49so mj is going to be spending a lot of time here whether you like it or not
00:38:03oh orson glad you're here i was doing a recount of the goblets for the hopkins wedding reception
00:38:08and we're short by about 30 so i have to run over the supplier and pick up the rest could you
00:38:12hold down the fort for me sure no problem thanks hey you know andrew it never would have occurred to
00:38:19me to do a recount of the goblets for he's lucky to have someone as conscientious as you working here
00:38:25wow thank you orson that that means a lot to me
00:38:42it begins just after sunrise after a good night's sleep people leave their homes to go to work
00:38:58they do this so they can provide a better life for their families
00:39:04so they can afford nice things
00:39:06and have a reason to get up in the morning
00:39:16and when their exhausting work is done people come back home again
00:39:23and some begin counting the days till their next vacation
00:39:29previously on desperate housewives dave got caught you changed your name and you're living in fair
00:39:39view it's not healthy or safe gabby got leverage i'm getting that bonus after all so brad what sort
00:39:45of bonus are we looking at katherine dropped a bomb mike's moving in here what tom called it quits
00:39:52we're gonna sell this place we should probably know exactly how much it's worth and brie got honest
00:39:57you're paid based on your contribution you're saying i'm worthless no i'm just saying you're worth
00:40:02which resulted in some strange behavior
00:40:12everyone who met orson hodge knew he believed in being polite
00:40:18he greeted his neighbors each day with a sunny good morning
00:40:21he opened doors for young women with a gallant allow me
00:40:30if he bumped into a stranger on the street oh he'd cheerfully say i beg your pardon
00:40:36and if one of his friends was having a hard time orson was the first to say
00:40:42you need some help there whether his friend wanted his help or not orson what are you doing here
00:40:49well i heard about your going out of business sale and i am thought you could use a hand
00:40:53i'm good thanks
00:40:58oh this is charming oh this cell shaker my grandfather gave me used to display it on the shelf
00:41:05how much you want for it it's not for sale everything in that box of stuff i'm taking with me
00:41:11oh okay just trying to help out i know it's a difficult day and i think i of all people understand
00:41:20what it is you're going through why you of all people well i know what it's like to have your
00:41:26livelihood suddenly vanish remember i used to be a dentist oh right
00:41:31right of course it's not really the same is it what's not my business started going south because
00:41:41of a bad economy it got worse when my son was accused of a crime that he didn't commit but you
00:41:46lost your license because you went to prison for a crime you did commit why are you being this way
00:41:53because what's happening to me is unfair what happened to you was justice yeah and to compare my
00:41:59situation with yours on a day like this well i gotta tell you it's a little insulting then i apologize
00:42:07my intention was never to insult you i wanted to support you in your in your hour of need
00:42:14um vultures are starting to arrive i'll leave you to it then
00:42:20yes everyone who met orson hodge knew he believed in being polite
00:42:25what they didn't know is that he also believed in punishing those who weren't
00:42:45the day after mike delfino moved in with katherine mayfair she thought it would be nice to share her
00:42:52happiness so she decided to throw a housewarming party for her friends and neighbors
00:43:01but from the moment the first invitation was delivered her friends began making assumptions
00:43:09about those who had been invited and about those who hadn't i know it's late notice but i do hope you'll
00:43:17all be able to make it now does this really mean no gifts or is it like when gabby says no gifts and
00:43:22she means no cheap gifts you know katherine if you need any help i would be happy to make my
00:43:27shh hey guys what are we talking about it the federal deficit oh that sucker's big
00:43:38actually susan we were talking about my housewarming party oh yeah i'm so excited you got my rsvp right
00:43:46yes i'm so glad you're coming oh um by the way can you bring your blue punch bowl absolutely anything
00:43:51else you need whoa whoa whoa what's happening here why isn't the hair being pulled why would we do
00:43:57that um let's see she's shacking up with your ex something which when i do it i get an angry mob on
00:44:03my front lawn i mean let's be honest susan you weren't exactly over the moon when you heard they
00:44:08were going to live together well yes i was upset at first but you know mike was going to be with
00:44:13someone eventually and i consider myself lucky that it was someone who after all said and done
00:44:19has always been my true friend susan was very sweet and admirable and abnormal
00:44:26hey gab you remember when i was with carlos shut it bitch see that's normal
00:44:40i'll give you six thousand for it what it's a twelve thousand dollar oven there's a dent in the door
00:44:46not a dent a fist print my husband's been a little frustrated lately on the plus side it matches
00:44:53the shoe print on the dishwasher uh uh sixty two hundred take it or leave it
00:45:00fine congratulations you just stole a pizza oven hey i got sixty two hundred for the oven that guy is
00:45:08ripping us off yeah well putting in everything must go sign kind of eroded our bargaining position
00:45:13how are we doing on the other stuff well by the end of the day we should be able to pay off her
00:45:17creditors give brie back the twenty thousand that we owe her and have enough to live on for
00:45:2445 minutes forget i asked i don't want to talk about it now look i know this is a crappy day for you but
00:45:32we need to start thinking about what our plans are going to be i told you i'm gonna get a job and that is
00:45:37so great so when do you think that great thing might happen don't it's taking everything i got not
00:45:43to lose it right now you honestly think you're gonna get 200 for that cappuccino machine i'll give
00:45:49you 50. 50 bucks i think you better stop with the bargain hunting unless you want your face to match
00:45:58the oven and the dishwasher hey guys what the hell are they doing here they have theater tickets and
00:46:08their sitter can so we're only gonna watch the kids for a couple hours good idea gabby we're helping
00:46:12a slimeball cheat on his wife why not babysit form two hi oh you guys are angels for doing this well
00:46:19what are friends for speaking of which thanks for hooking brad up with his new girl uh shayla right
00:46:24you know that hairstylist you recommended i was at the mall making an appointment and maria walked
00:46:30by oh that shayla how many shaylas do you know two two there's uh shayla the hairstylist and then
00:46:40there's this other shayla i know who's a homewrecking whore hey carlos why don't you take uh maria and
00:46:46the kids inside and introduce them to the girls come on in
00:46:52you're using me as an alibi now i paid you 30 grand i want my money's worth and by the way
00:46:59your tennis game with maria tomorrow you need to move it to noon why so you can go get another
00:47:02haircut michelle's got a couple hours off and i want to spend them with her
00:47:07well bradley we all want things for instance i would like carlos to have a week off next month
00:47:13impossible it's our busiest time come on brad we don't want to be late
00:47:15oh gabby we're still on for tennis tomorrow right four o'clock four let me think
00:47:32actually noon would be better for me could you do noon
00:47:35oh i was supposed to have lunch with brad do you mind sweetie well i was really looking forward
00:47:40to it but uh go ahead you girls have fun this is to him can you believe this guy nope he is not
00:47:48to be believed my what an interesting coat hanger it's shaped like a sofa please put it in the closet
00:48:03i don't know
00:48:13person why do you have a salt shaker from scabo's pizzeria oh i stopped by to express my sympathies
00:48:22with tom and i i remember looking at it and i i guess i absent-mindedly put it in my pocket
00:48:27well take it back now they're liquidating and they're going to need every penny they can get
00:48:31my i want to stay here with you me no like a discover so much no no very well no i'm not
00:48:41looking forward to going down there again really yes i only went down there to commiserate and he was
00:48:46very dismissive tom has a lot on his mind i'm sure he didn't mean it you weren't there brie he was
00:48:52downright rude you know it would serve him right if i kept this don't be ridiculous tom's rudeness does
00:48:59not give you license to steal return it immediately my you you such a pretty girl i want to live here
00:49:06with you hey oh great on the punch bowl washed clean ready to go sorry about the mess like still
00:49:20unpacking hey did you manage to keep that antler chandelier out of here uh yeah that went right to
00:49:26the garage the tough one was the framed towel with some football guy sweat on it that football guy
00:49:32is peyton manning you would do well to learn that name oh wow oh now that i really love i almost
00:49:41couldn't believe he had something that nice thank you for what i painted it it was a gift for him
00:49:47really you painted that you didn't mention it yeah it's a little beach we went to for our honeymoon
00:49:58uh i mean you know how much mike loves the ocean yeah now i can see it every day
00:50:07anyway um can't wait for the party it's gonna be fun yep
00:50:17i'm sorry i have to go through this it must be so hard the hard part was when my friend tried to
00:50:29help me with a loan and i thanked her by becoming a lunatic and denting her car now that you brought
00:50:34it up when i've been feeling just awful about the way i took over your restaurant and insulted you and
00:50:39what can i say i think we have the kind of friendship where you don't have to say anything
00:50:45let's just hug and move on okay oh what's tom holding up he's doing great
00:50:58isn't it noon yeah he's up early today
00:51:01he just doesn't know what he's doing next maybe i can help my publisher is thinking about doing his
00:51:10advertising in-house and he's been looking for someone seriously yeah oh my god that would be
00:51:16great and if he gets the job you can actually cash the check i tell you what i will invite
00:51:22bruce over for dinner you and tom can join us and we'll turn it into a low-pressure job interview
00:51:26thank you this will really cheer tom up great i'll call bruce this afternoon
00:51:31could you call him now
00:51:43hey mike i'm looking forward to one of your world famous martinis yeah so was miss mccluskey
00:51:48she got here early uh but don't panic i sent edie out for more booze ah so you sent the mouse to buy
00:51:54the cheese well done look who's here somebody owes me twenty dollars how about we let it ride
00:52:00double or nothing mccluskey slugged someone by five and katherine and i told you guys we were
00:52:04taking the high road why won't you believe us because i vividly remember yesterday and i wasn't
00:52:09born during it okay you know what let me show you something i think might change your mind so katherine
00:52:14has a picture that i painted for mike hanging over her mantelpiece does she know you painted it
00:52:18yes and we talked all about it she loves it
00:52:25you painted that wow you're good what where the hell is it bye bye high road what's with the
00:52:31puss katherine hung one of mike's paintings over the mantel till she found out susan painted it then
00:52:35she took it down ooh something tells me this party's about to get good you know there could
00:52:40be a perfectly innocent explanation hey kathy what happened to susan's painting
00:52:46oh i am such a klutz i was dusting yesterday and well it just fell the glass shattered and uh
00:52:57i took it to the frame right let's get back in a jiffy
00:52:59oh excuse me seeing a perfectly innocent bald-faced lie it is possible i just dreamed a picture
00:53:13of martinis i'm not buying it really susan there's not a woman in the world who doesn't know what i
00:53:17broke it dusting means that's how i got rid of tom's last bottle of musk the clone for men
00:53:22all right you guys think what you want i'm gonna choose to believe her
00:53:29all right so we have whiskey and bourbon what else does mike want bup bup bup we need a system
00:53:55let's start over there in scotland head over to russia and work our way around the globe
00:54:01wow it's crowded in here right my lottery tickets a jackpot's a hundred million
00:54:05look there's a priest i knew that vow of poverty was a crock
00:54:13hello
00:54:16you remember me father drance
00:54:19i i didn't know you'd move back to the area oh i just remembered mike wants vermouth can you grab
00:54:28that before we forget sure right away
00:54:34it's wonderful to see you looking so well shut up
00:54:39i'm only gonna say this once i've moved on
00:54:41i've remarried i have a new life that's the way i'd want to stay new of course
00:54:57so how was that about he said we sat together once on an airplane apparently he's less memorable
00:55:03than he thinks he is come on i don't want to miss the party
00:55:16fine fine i won't do it but you owe me i gotta go
00:55:25let me guess brad yes he wants me to take maria shopping tomorrow
00:55:28yeah so he can grab a quickie you know this whole thing is disgusting i can't take it anymore
00:55:32i know just keep reminding yourself that we're getting things out of it too
00:55:36things i don't want things i haven't earned
00:55:40no i'm gonna tell bradley we're out what you can't do that you'll lose your job and all that money
00:55:45i don't care about the money i do and so does my personal shopper and pilates instructor gabby no
00:55:51we're doing the right thing or we can make someone else do the right thing
00:56:00gabby what does that mean means
00:56:03tomorrow i'm going to the mall to get my hair cut by a slut
00:56:07hey uh look what i found my beach painting oh yeah captain told me it broke sorry about that
00:56:21yeah that's what she told me too only uh it didn't
00:56:25what's weird why would she i don't know she seemed to love the painting
00:56:38till i told her that i painted it
00:56:43excuse me just a minute
00:56:48i'm not making a big deal i just want to know why you're live
00:56:51please not now we have a house full of guests
00:56:53so we'll talk about this now what are you doing uh nothing
00:56:57susan showed you the paintings without a scratch office
00:57:00she what you did it
00:57:04susan
00:57:13i hope you enjoyed that i didn't
00:57:20i didn't
00:57:23so what are we thinking well shayla it is shayla right i need a fresh look
00:57:33i've been going through some pretty intense personal stuff lately oh really
00:57:39fine i'll tell you i have been having an affair with a married man
00:57:44and it's come to that point where i can't even look at myself in the mirror
00:57:47so i want a new style that says i'm not a giant turd of sin
00:57:52well it's not your fault that you fell in love with a married man
00:57:55yeah that's what i thought at first and then i realized that's stupid
00:57:58i mean what about his poor wife maybe she doesn't love him enough
00:58:02oh no she does she loves him plenty so you want to take the bangs up a little bit
00:58:06and he has kids two adorable little kids that's sad but sometimes you just have to look out for
00:58:11yourself well maybe i am tired of being that kind of selfish bitch have you ever considered uh
00:58:17highlights focus sheila we are talking about how i'm ruining innocent people's lives gabby you seem
00:58:23like a lovely warm person stop beating yourself up oh god's sake you bleach blonde twit i'm not
00:58:30talking about me i'm talking about you and bradley what what what is this who who are you i'm a friend
00:58:36of maria's who by the way happens to be warm and lovely person well maybe she is but brad doesn't
00:58:41love her he says he's gonna leave her oh shayla he's lying she's pregnant that's impossible they
00:58:47haven't had sex in over a year well call the bat again because we're gonna need a manger and some hay
00:58:53get out i'm just trying to protect you here i said get out now
00:58:59okay let's just take a deep breath here let's not do anything we're gonna regret now
00:59:16this is why people should never get their hair cut in a mall
00:59:27oh you couldn't shave come on tom you need to look nice brie's going to a lot of trouble for
00:59:35this dinner what is she debuting in her salmon puff okay i was going to wait to tell you this
00:59:42when you were in a good mood but i realized that's not going to happen so brie has a special guest
00:59:47tonight her publisher and as luck would have it he's looking to hire a new marketing executive
00:59:51oh my god what are you tricking me into a job interview i'll find something okay i just need
00:59:58some time you're grieving i get it but this sounds like a fantastic job please just hear the guy out
01:00:05and make a nice impression fine i'll shave and brush your teeth my eyes are watering oh
01:00:13and don't just wet the toothbrush i can tell
01:00:24bruce hello hi come on in thank you so much for joining us tonight may i take your coat sure
01:00:33oh wait let me get my brain out of there i never go anywhere without this that way when i get a bright
01:00:39idea wham right into the tape recorder oh sounds like quite a handy gizmo thank you orville it's
01:00:45orson orville orson either way he came home from the playground covered in bruises am i right
01:00:52idea for children's book kid who gets the crap kicked out of him because he has a goofy name
01:00:56could be orson oh that's them wait till you meet tom you'll be so glad you had that tape recorder
01:01:01he's just bursting with ideas hi tom hi i'd like you to meet my publisher bruce it's nice to meet
01:01:09you hey brie i'm getting a beer if you don't mind hey catherine mike is standing across the street
01:01:22watching to make sure i apologize even though it's clear to me you're the one who should be apologizing
01:01:26for the way you ruined my party well i should be long enough so here kiss my ass bye hold on
01:01:38i'm sorry but neither of us exactly gets a gold star for model behavior it's not the same why not
01:01:47you loved that painting until you found out that i did it and then you acted totally petty
01:01:52so why am i the only bad guy here let me ask you something okay didn't it give you just the
01:02:04tiniest little thrill to tell me that that painting that i was so happy about was yours that i had
01:02:09something in my house that represented the love between you and mike no then what are you doing susan
01:02:16can't you see how hard this is for me you live right across the street you guys share a kid do i have
01:02:25to have a painting of your honeymoon too look i knew i wasn't going to get a clean slate with mike okay
01:02:32oh fantastic dinner brie this was a great idea well i just wanted to get you together with tom here i
01:02:53thought you two might hit it off yeah tom brie says you used to be quite the ad whiz oh i don't know
01:03:02he's being modest he was the best good because i'm looking for someone to head up a new division
01:03:09i'm going to put some coffee on orson would you give me a hand let these three chat
01:03:18so do you think you have any interest in getting back in the game i don't know timing's a little
01:03:25weird how so i don't know well tom was just running a very successful restaurant and he just
01:03:33sold it at a handsome profit so he's waiting for the right opportunity you might have to do a little
01:03:39selling here bruce huh i guess the good ones are always the hardest to land yeah let me give it a shot
01:03:47we represent a small stable of elite non-fiction authors from all over the world so you'd be working
01:03:52closely with those writers to come up with creative approaches to selling their books that sounds
01:03:59amazing i don't know are there more potatoes you can have mine stop saying i don't know
01:04:11sounds like there's a lot of travel and i'm not really big on living out of a suitcase
01:04:15even to do two weeks at the book fair in paris while you stay at a five-star hotel paris like
01:04:23france yes like the greatest city in the world gee i'm getting lynette excited too bad you don't have
01:04:30any advertising experience well actually i have 12 years of experience really yeah i was account
01:04:44executive for eight years vp for four more after that and by the way i wrote my graduate thesis on
01:04:50the rise of the non-fiction novel wow i know so what kind of starting salary are you talking about
01:04:57lynette can i see you for a second okay bruce could you hold that thought i'm gonna be right back
01:05:04well we're on pins and needles how's it going what the hell are you doing i'm getting this job
01:05:14that's what i'm doing i thought it was my job well you're not acting like you want it very much mr
01:05:19i don't know are there any more potatoes it's not that i don't want it it's just that it's all
01:05:23happening so fast i need a little time to lick my wounds okay you lick i'm going to paris you're not
01:05:29taking my job your job the one you're magically going to get by sulking and acting like a brat you
01:05:35had a shot you blew it oh yeah yeah you just messed with the bull sister prepare to get the whore
01:05:44maybe we should slice the tart in here i don't want to bring a large knife into this
01:06:00bruce i was just saying to lynette i gave you my i don't really care about this job thing to see
01:06:07if you really care about this job and you do and i like that clever now we haven't talked compensation
01:06:15package yet but i got a good feeling you know tom you're right bruce does care about this job that's
01:06:20why he wants to make sure he gets the perfect person for it well lynette you yourself said i was the best
01:06:27oh you were and you were the best person who ever worked for me used to be his boss
01:06:32this is not what i had in mind i don't know why either one of them wants to work for that jackass
01:06:41now now he's been very good to me well of course he has because he knows you make him a lot of money
01:06:46me on the other hand he sees as an insignificant little man barely worth mentioning as he talks into
01:06:51his annoying penis shaped tape recorder so i said to him je crois que c'est l'homme qui fait
01:06:58l'homme great story i assume i don't speak another language but i've had at campaigns translated into
01:07:1312 different ones including professor crispy's potato chips i love that campaign you did that i did yes
01:07:20tom was very good at his job right up until he got fired well actually i was relieved to get fired my
01:07:29boss is kind of a ball buster oops she's right here she'll regret oh would anyone care for something sweet
01:07:40well we've all had our troubles as bosses haven't we tom i was sort of sugarcoating it when i said
01:07:55his restaurant was very successful the truth is he mismanaged that pizza joint right into the ground
01:08:03let me be very clear i think lynette is fantastic she is a great manager she's got terrific people skills
01:08:10and is very reliable as long as the cancer doesn't flare up again you know what it's getting late i
01:08:24should probably hit the road but what about the job yeah i just started looking i'm sure it's gonna be a
01:08:33long process but trust me you've certainly made an impression i'll get your coat
01:08:43oh it's a shame you can't stay for dessert i've made tartatine
01:08:48idea for novel woman who's married to a gay man and doesn't know it
01:08:55well thanks again
01:08:56i don't know when i've had such an interesting evening i'll call you tomorrow we'll talk about
01:09:03your friends
01:09:07uh proofs why don't i wrap up a piece of that tart to go yummy
01:09:11give it give it you what bruce's tape recorder i don't know what you took it i saw you hey
01:09:22have anybody seen my tape recorder it was right here i'll look
01:09:30stop i don't have it what did you call this uh bruce is looking for uh
01:09:37never mind
01:09:44we will talk about this later
01:09:48look what got rotting with the dirty napkins
01:09:53thanks
01:09:54hello gabby
01:10:05jeez bradley you scared me you talked to shayla yeah she's a real gem you shouldn't have done that
01:10:12we have a deal well i'm tired of the deal and what you're doing to maria is despicable hey you're in
01:10:18no position to judge me don't forget i was working with carlos when you cheated on him
01:10:23yeah well i'm not that person anymore i've changed right you're worse you're so worried
01:10:29about maria until there's money or vacation time at stake then you're only worried about gabby
01:10:35you know what you're right i'm out
01:10:39what do you mean deal's over i'm not covering for your stupid little fling anymore it's not a fling
01:10:44i love her she's the most incredible woman i've ever met sheila she has a hello kitty tip jar well
01:10:50she makes me happy i can't give her up well at least be man enough to tell maria because if you
01:10:56don't i will all right fine i will tell maria and you can tell carlos to bring a box to work on monday
01:11:06because he's fired
01:11:19so dinner
01:11:23wow lynette i will regret for the rest of my life what i said tonight i i don't know what's going on
01:11:30with me i do and it's okay besides did you hear what came out of my mouth like i said wow wouldn't
01:11:39you love to hear what bruce said into his tape recorder on the ride home idea check local mental
01:11:47hospital for escape married couple
01:12:00so were you serious about wanting to go back to work
01:12:08i was talking about that job tonight and trying to convince bruce i was good and i remembered
01:12:13something i am good and i would like another chance to prove it
01:12:20okay
01:12:23really yeah we did my thing for seven years now it's your turn
01:12:35do you know how embarrassed i would have been if bruce had seen you take it
01:12:39he deserved it he insulted me so say something stand up to him but stealing honestly orson why
01:12:45would you do something like that i don't know brie i don't here's something i do know when i was
01:12:52a successful dentist no one spoke to me the way they do now when i lost my practice i lost people's
01:12:58respect and you hope to earn it back through larceny you haven't walked in my shoes tom lost his job
01:13:05everyone jumped to his rescue even you bending over backwards trying to get him a job i don't need
01:13:11to walk in your shoes orson what you did was embarrassing and childish and it's never going
01:13:17to happen again understood
01:13:34so
01:13:47father yes can i help you oh i hope so i saw you the other night when you were buying your
01:14:01lottery ticket i was with my husband dave oh yes he said that you barely know each other
01:14:09but it didn't seem that way to me and well he refuses to talk about his past
01:14:16so if there is anything that you could tell me about him i'm not sure i can do that
01:14:21please he has so many secrets and i don't have anyone else to turn to i wish i could help you but
01:14:29this is something you need to discuss with your husband well if it was that easy do you think
01:14:35that i would be here i'm sorry please know that my thoughts are with you both mrs stash
01:14:42it's williams i'm too old school for my own good i shouldn't just assume that you took
01:14:51your husband's name anyway good luck mrs williams
01:14:55hey susan i thought i had mj till seven uh you do i am here to take my painting back
01:15:12but you gave it to me it's mine well now i'm ungiving it try to keep up
01:15:16okay if this is about what happened at the housewarming it is actually because that is when
01:15:22i decided that i don't want this piece of art that i slaved over hanging in the house you are
01:15:29sharing with your new girlfriend capisce okay so the other night you were mad because it wasn't
01:15:34hanging out but now you want to take it yep i'm complicated like that aren't you glad you
01:15:38divorced me if you two want a painting so bad paint your own susan mayfair stay out of this
01:15:46this is between me and my ex got it
01:15:54unbelievable
01:16:11anyway i'm thinking a brighter color for the baby's room now i know it's a bit of a stretch
01:16:19but how do you feel about turquoise
01:16:22sweetheart
01:16:26we need to talk
01:16:30what you reading the one ads can't decide if i should be a data entry operator or join the marines
01:16:55i'm so sorry don't be i told you i hated working for that jackass you did the right thing
01:17:02i should have done it sooner but you did it even though you knew you were going to lose a lot of
01:17:06money you're a good person babe i'm very proud of you well that means a lot coming from a united
01:17:12states marine
01:17:19hello maria calm down calm down
01:17:28okay we're coming over
01:17:32i guess bradley told her
01:17:39thanks for coming
01:17:41i didn't know who else to call
01:17:44it was horrible
01:17:45he just kept telling me he loves her
01:17:47she's the best thing that ever happened to him
01:17:49he finally understands what love means
01:17:53i just wanted him to stop talking
01:18:08you should never be too impressed by people with good manners
01:18:14they're the ones who will give a friendly wave even when they've stolen from you
01:18:25they're the type to sweetly welcome you even as they try to uncover your secrets
01:18:35they're the kind to offer you coffee even as they report you to the police
01:18:46and don't be too offended by someone who's openly rude
01:18:52because they may be that way for the nicest of reasons