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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives

00:00:03We're getting married

00:00:03One proposal led to another

00:00:06We're with immigration

00:00:07But the law got in the way

00:00:09Can't just wait, we're about to get married

00:00:11Not today or not

00:00:12A break-in was staged

00:00:14Orson, we've been robbed

00:00:16In an attempt to hide assets

00:00:18In a divorce

00:00:20After the crash

00:00:21And the truth about the accident came out

00:00:24Mike told him that he was driving

00:00:25But it wasn't true

00:00:26The thing you have to understand

00:00:34About Dave Williams

00:00:36Is he wanted to be forgiven

00:00:38That's why he made the videotape

00:00:41I didn't want to kill

00:00:46MJ Delfino

00:00:47I had to

00:00:49Susan Meyer killed my wife

00:00:58And daughter

00:00:59The police called it

00:01:02An accident

00:01:03But I don't believe a person

00:01:06Who takes two precious lives

00:01:09Should be allowed to just

00:01:11Walk away

00:01:13I know some people will wonder

00:01:16Why didn't I just kill Susan

00:01:18Well, what good would that have done

00:01:21Should be dead

00:01:23There'd be no

00:01:24Suffering

00:01:26And to those who hate me

00:01:30Because I took the life

00:01:31Of an innocent young boy

00:01:33I say

00:01:34Ah, crap

00:01:37Yes

00:01:44Dave Williams wanted everyone

00:01:46To forgive him

00:01:47Look, I got a new tackle box

00:01:50For our trip on Saturday

00:01:51But not until he finished doing

00:01:54The unforgivable

00:01:57After the White Horse nightclub

00:02:10Was destroyed by a suspicious fire

00:02:13One body was left unclaimed

00:02:16The detectives on this case

00:02:18Referred to him as

00:02:20John Doe, A37

00:02:22For months they tried to identify him

00:02:26Then one day

00:02:29They got a call

00:02:30From an impound lot

00:02:31It seems a car had been towed

00:02:34From the club parking lot

00:02:35The night of the fire

00:02:36A sedan that had been rented

00:02:38To a Dr. Samuel Heller

00:02:41From Boston

00:02:42Who had been reported missing

00:02:45Four months earlier

00:02:46The doctor's dental records

00:02:50Confirmed their theory

00:02:51His receptionist, however

00:02:54Did not

00:02:55No way

00:02:57Dr. Heller did not die

00:02:59In that fire

00:03:00Ma'am

00:03:01We've got his dental records

00:03:02I don't care

00:03:03You said the fire

00:03:04Was four months ago

00:03:05Well, I've gotten texts

00:03:06From him since then

00:03:07You have?

00:03:10Yeah

00:03:10The last one

00:03:11Was just a few weeks ago

00:03:13Hmm

00:03:13Maybe we should

00:03:15Send a text back

00:03:16Ma'am, you have your phone

00:03:19With you

00:03:19Hey Dave

00:03:32I was going to call you

00:03:33You were?

00:03:34Yeah, um

00:03:34Did you say something to MJ

00:03:36About going on that fishing trip?

00:03:38Yeah, I did

00:03:38I know how depressed you've been

00:03:40Since Jackson was deported

00:03:41So I thought

00:03:42Now is the perfect time

00:03:43For the three of us

00:03:44To go up to the lake

00:03:45And

00:03:45I got MJ's own little life vest

00:03:49I wish I could

00:03:51But I can't

00:03:51I'm worried about Jackson

00:03:53All the more reason

00:03:54You know what they say

00:03:55About fishing

00:03:55It's nature's tranquilizer

00:03:57Dave, I haven't heard

00:04:01From Jackson

00:04:01Since he was taken away

00:04:03And I just want to be here

00:04:04In case he calls

00:04:04Yeah

00:04:05Well, that's okay

00:04:06Just bring your cell phone

00:04:07I just feel more comfortable

00:04:08If I'm close by

00:04:09Well, that's crazy

00:04:12I mean, Jackson

00:04:13Wouldn't want you

00:04:13Sitting around here

00:04:14Worrying about him

00:04:15I'm sorry

00:04:15We'll go fishing another time

00:04:17Don't you think

00:04:21You're being a little

00:04:22Selfish here?

00:04:23I mean, what about MJ?

00:04:25You want to go fishing

00:04:26Don't you, buddy?

00:04:27Yeah

00:04:28What are you doing?

00:04:31I just told you

00:04:32I can't go

00:04:33I'm just thinking

00:04:35About MJ

00:04:35He'll be fine

00:04:38You know what?

00:04:43You're right

00:04:44I'm sorry

00:04:45It's just a trip

00:04:53You're not listening

00:05:00Six months in Europe

00:05:02Would be educational

00:05:03You know what would be

00:05:03More educational?

00:05:04You're going to college

00:05:05Like we talked about

00:05:05Mom, I've already been in school

00:05:07For 12 years already

00:05:08I need a vacation

00:05:10Well, it seems like

00:05:11Based on your last few report cards

00:05:12You've already been on vacation

00:05:13I'm going to be 18

00:05:15If I want to go to Europe

00:05:16I'll go to Europe

00:05:17Oh, well

00:05:18Good luck paying for it

00:05:20Because if you so much

00:05:21As apply for a passport

00:05:22We're cutting you off

00:05:23Cut off from the mighty

00:05:24Scabo family fortune?

00:05:25Oh, no

00:05:26Tom, why didn't you help me out there?

00:05:30Because I agree with him

00:05:32What?

00:05:34But he's young

00:05:34He should be having fun

00:05:36I mean, look at me

00:05:37I'm a middle-aged man

00:05:38Reading the wannads

00:05:39For jobs I'll never get

00:05:40I should have gone to Europe

00:05:41When I had the chance

00:05:41Hey, focus

00:05:42Our son is throwing his life away

00:05:46We have got to keep him on track

00:05:48What is so great about the track?

00:05:51I was on it

00:05:52I did everything I was supposed to

00:05:53It chewed me up and spit me out

00:05:54I know

00:05:55You're discouraged

00:05:57But letting our son

00:05:59Make a huge mistake

00:06:00Is not going to help anything

00:06:01Even if it is a huge mistake

00:06:03You've got to let people

00:06:05Make some decisions

00:06:06About their own life

00:06:06Your way is not the only way

00:06:08I am just trying to help Preston

00:06:10Avoid the way marked

00:06:11Unemployable loser

00:06:12Fine

00:06:14What do you want me to do?

00:06:18I want you to get this stupid

00:06:19Europe idea out of his head

00:06:21Take him on a tour of the campus

00:06:22Get him excited

00:06:23Show him college can be fun

00:06:25Sure

00:06:26On the way home

00:06:29I'll show my college diploma

00:06:30To the guy at the burger barn

00:06:31Yeah

00:06:32I'm going to do a fry cook

00:06:33For the night shift

00:06:34If you're really stopping by there

00:06:39Bring home some onion rings

00:06:40Mommy, what are you doing?

00:06:44We're going to a family reunion

00:06:45At Aunt Connie's on Saturday

00:06:46And I want to look my best

00:06:47Is it going to be fun?

00:06:50Well, if your idea of a good time

00:06:52Is sitting on rusty lawn chairs

00:06:53In the driveway

00:06:54Eating lard in the shape of chicken

00:06:55Then, yeah

00:06:56It's going to be a blast

00:06:57The driveway

00:06:58Honey, you're six now

00:07:00So

00:07:01I think it's time

00:07:02We had a little mother-daughter talk

00:07:03Your father's side of the family's trash

00:07:06Any questions?

00:07:08If you don't like her

00:07:09Why are you putting on your best story?

00:07:11Because that's what grown-ups do, sweetie

00:07:12When we don't like someone

00:07:13We don't punch them

00:07:15Or say mean things

00:07:16We just find subtle ways

00:07:18To make them feel bad about their lives

00:07:19Oh, like these earrings

00:07:21Aunt Connie can't afford them

00:07:22And that'll make her sad

00:07:24And this will bring her to her knees

00:07:26And this will be a kick in her throat

00:07:30If you hate them so much

00:07:34Maybe we shouldn't go

00:07:35Oh, no, sweetie

00:07:36We have to go

00:07:37They're family

00:07:37See, this is why I wanted to check on my things

00:07:43You don't leave a valuable painting

00:07:45On the damn floor

00:07:45You need to put something underneath it

00:07:47Fine

00:07:48How about the suddenly doormat?

00:07:50That is not a doormat

00:07:51That is a hand-woven Kurdish Kazakh rug

00:07:54You know, Bree

00:07:57When I hang out with you

00:07:58I realize how little I know

00:08:00And how much I don't give a crap

00:08:02Give me that

00:08:04I'm so glad this divorce is almost over

00:08:07An obnoxious, unpleasant man

00:08:09Will be out of my life

00:08:10And so will Orson

00:08:11Hey, it's not over yet

00:08:14We've still got a couple of hurdles

00:08:16Has Orson brought up the insurance claim again?

00:08:18No, he thinks I filed it

00:08:20Great

00:08:20When he realizes you never did

00:08:22You'll be divorced

00:08:23He'll be broke

00:08:24And it won't matter

00:08:24Yes, and I'll be single again

00:08:26I can concentrate on my business

00:08:28Maybe do some traveling

00:08:29Maybe spend a little time

00:08:31At the intersection of right leg and left leg

00:08:33If you know what I'm saying

00:08:33Sadly, Carl

00:08:34I always know what you're saying

00:08:35You know, if you want

00:08:37I could set you up

00:08:39I know a lot of great guys

00:08:41Who are good for a free dinner

00:08:42And a few laughs, huh?

00:08:45For sakes, Carl

00:08:46I'm not even divorced yet

00:08:47And once I am

00:08:47I don't think you'd be my first choice

00:08:49As a matchmaker

00:08:50Oh, shoot

00:08:51Hello?

00:09:11Hey, Susan, it's me

00:09:12Jackson, I have been so worried

00:09:14Where are you?

00:09:16Fairview jail

00:09:16They're processing my deportation papers

00:09:19So they're sending you back?

00:09:22When?

00:09:23A couple days

00:09:24I just wanted to call and say thank you

00:09:27And tell you that I'll miss you

00:09:29Well

00:09:31I'll miss you too

00:09:33You came into my life

00:09:35When I was going through a really hard time

00:09:38And you were amazing

00:09:39I mean, you are amazing

00:09:40You too

00:09:42So

00:09:43Did the immigration people

00:09:45Tell you how they found out about you?

00:09:47Anonymous tip

00:09:47Although it's pretty obvious who anonymous is

00:09:50Does Mike really think I'm that stupid?

00:09:55Mike?

00:09:56You think Mike did this?

00:09:58Who else?

00:09:59Mike and Catherine were the only people who knew

00:10:00Catherine was doing cartwheels

00:10:02About us getting married, so

00:10:03Yeah, but

00:10:03No, this doesn't make any sense

00:10:05Because Mike knew that it wasn't for real

00:10:07Well, real or not

00:10:08He had the look of a guy

00:10:09Who's not ready to give you up

00:10:10Time's up

00:10:12I gotta go

00:10:15I'll try and call you again before I leave

00:10:17Hey

00:10:39Hey, hey

00:10:40How was the campus tour?

00:10:43Fantastic

00:10:43Oh my god

00:10:44That school is amazing

00:10:47The professors are so engaged

00:10:49And the kids were open and friendly

00:10:51Really?

00:10:52Yeah

00:10:52It was inspiring

00:10:53You were so right to send us

00:10:55Good

00:10:56Good

00:10:57I knew if you saw the campus

00:10:58You'd have a change of heart

00:10:59Me?

00:11:00Nah

00:11:00I'm still going to Europe

00:11:01What was that?

00:11:07I thought you said the tour was fantastic

00:11:08Okay

00:11:09So Preston still needs a little convincing

00:11:11But I don't

00:11:14I'm going back to school

00:11:18What's that now?

00:11:21Okay

00:11:21I know it's a little out of left field

00:11:23But walking across the quad

00:11:25I felt so alive

00:11:26I spoke with someone in admissions

00:11:28And all I have to do is pass an entrance exam

00:11:31So

00:11:33You would be a college student

00:11:37Again

00:11:39Mm-hmm

00:11:4025 years after the first time

00:11:43But this time

00:11:45Focused

00:11:46This time knowing exactly what I want to major in

00:11:49Which is?

00:11:51Chinese

00:11:52Chinese

00:11:56Chinese

00:11:57As in Moogoo Gaipan Chinese?

00:12:01What's he going to do with that?

00:12:02Watch Bruce Lee movies without the subtitles?

00:12:04We didn't get that far

00:12:06I felt faint

00:12:07And he left to go buy a backpack

00:12:09Ooh

00:12:10Annette, that's bad

00:12:11Well, it's just so random

00:12:14And the worst part is

00:12:15If I point that out

00:12:16I'm a bitch

00:12:16Why is that?

00:12:18When did being practical and realistic

00:12:20Becomes synonymous with bitchiness

00:12:21The first time a man did something stupid

00:12:24And a woman pointed it out

00:12:25I know, Tom

00:12:26He's going to learn how to count to ten in Chinese

00:12:28Then he'll get bored

00:12:29And move on to his new dream

00:12:30Of becoming a beekeeper

00:12:31Well, then you have no choice

00:12:33Bite the bullet and bitch

00:12:34No, she has a choice

00:12:36It's entirely possible to get what you want

00:12:38Without being perceived of as a nagging shrew

00:12:40Please, Sensei

00:12:42Instruct me in your ancient ways

00:12:44Well, the key is

00:12:46To not let them know what you're doing

00:12:47This requires observation

00:12:48Cunning and manipulation

00:12:50Isn't it just easier to shut down

00:12:52Your hoo-ha until he gives in?

00:12:54I think that Bree is right

00:12:55That the more Tom sees you

00:12:56Digging in your heels

00:12:57The more he's going to want to do it

00:12:59So, you wait for an opportunity

00:13:01That you can use to your advantage

00:13:02While at the same time

00:13:03Appearing supportive

00:13:04That's your advice?

00:13:06Hope an opportunity just drops in my lap?

00:13:08Might as well start shopping

00:13:09For beekeeper suits

00:13:10Oh, you guys, I'm sorry

00:13:17I've got to run

00:13:18Hey, I need to talk to Mike

00:13:23Oh, he's in the shower

00:13:24But I'll tell him to stop by

00:13:25Oh, no need

00:13:26I'll wait

00:13:27Orson, I'm home

00:13:37Have a seat

00:13:56So, there never was a robbery

00:14:07You took these things

00:14:10Hoping to hide them

00:14:12From me

00:14:13And though I've tried

00:14:14To come up with a reason

00:14:15I can't

00:14:16So I'm forced to ask

00:14:18The question why

00:14:19Why would you do such a thing?

00:14:21I want a divorce

00:14:25I'm sorry

00:14:30I don't understand

00:14:31My lawyer says

00:14:33You're entitled to half

00:14:34Of everything we've acquired

00:14:35During the marriage

00:14:35So I was trying to hide

00:14:37Some of those things

00:14:38Since

00:14:39Let's face it

00:14:40I paid for them

00:14:40You've already hired a lawyer?

00:14:44Yes, but I'm tired

00:14:44Of all the lying

00:14:45And the sneaking around

00:14:46So I will inform him

00:14:47That you can have

00:14:47Whatever you like

00:14:48I don't want a divorce

00:14:50Well, that part's

00:14:52Non-negotiable

00:14:53Can't we at least

00:14:54Talk about this?

00:14:56There's no point

00:14:57So you should get

00:14:59A piece of paper

00:15:00And start to make a list

00:15:02Of

00:15:02What it is you

00:15:04Wish to take with you

00:15:05So

00:15:08You don't want

00:15:09Any of it?

00:15:11No

00:15:12All I want is out

00:15:14You know

00:15:28He might be a while

00:15:29Sure I can't help you?

00:15:31No

00:15:31I need to talk to Mike

00:15:32Now

00:15:34You could flush a toilet

00:15:35And try to get him out of there

00:15:37I seem upset

00:15:41Something happened?

00:15:44Did Mike turn Jackson

00:15:47Into immigration?

00:15:50No

00:15:50Why would he do that?

00:15:51I don't know

00:15:51Jealousy

00:15:52Jackson thinks Mike

00:15:54Is still hung up on me

00:15:55Trust me, Susan

00:15:58Mike did not turn Jackson in

00:16:00Showers off

00:16:01You'll know in a few seconds

00:16:03Listen

00:16:03Mike couldn't have called immigration

00:16:06Because I never told him

00:16:08That Jackson was marrying you

00:16:10For a green card

00:16:10Well somebody did

00:16:13Because he sent me a text

00:16:14Agreeing to keep paying me

00:16:16Alimony

00:16:16That was me

00:16:17I sent it

00:16:20Are you insane?

00:16:23Why would you do something?

00:16:24Mike has asked me to marry him

00:16:25What?

00:16:27And I was afraid

00:16:28That if he found out

00:16:29That you weren't really

00:16:30In love with Jackson

00:16:31That he might change

00:16:32His mind about me

00:16:33Okay Catherine

00:16:35That is

00:16:35It's totally unfair to Mike

00:16:39I mean he needs to know the truth

00:16:41I can make him happy, Susan

00:16:43He just needs to get over you

00:16:45Catherine?

00:16:49Please don't ruin this

00:16:50Hey you want to just

00:16:54Order in?

00:16:56Oh hey Susan

00:16:57Um

00:16:58I'm glad you're here

00:17:00Um

00:17:01I have something

00:17:02I want to tell you

00:17:03Um yeah

00:17:03I

00:17:03Catherine already

00:17:06Told me about your big news

00:17:07Oh

00:17:11Okay

00:17:13Um

00:17:14Well

00:17:15I hope

00:17:16We have your blessing

00:17:17Yes sure

00:17:23Uh

00:17:25Why not

00:17:27I'm sorry

00:17:34Susan

00:17:35I was

00:17:39Going to tell you myself

00:17:41Well

00:17:49Don't be mad at Catherine

00:17:50We all know that

00:17:51She just can't

00:17:53Keep a secret

00:17:54Wow

00:18:05This place is looking

00:18:06Worse than ever

00:18:06Yeah

00:18:07Connie's salons

00:18:07Haven't been doing so well

00:18:08You know

00:18:09Maybe you should take off

00:18:10Some of those diamonds

00:18:10You walk in there like that

00:18:11You're going to make her

00:18:12Feel bad about herself

00:18:12Say no more

00:18:13You know

00:18:16Aunt Connie's like

00:18:17A second mother to me

00:18:18Why do you hate her so much?

00:18:19Because all she ever does

00:18:20Is put me down

00:18:21If you'd pay attention

00:18:21You'd see what I'm talking about

00:18:22There's my Carlos

00:18:25Bye

00:18:27Are these the girls?

00:18:31No

00:18:31They're so grown up

00:18:33And Gabby

00:18:36Is it just me

00:18:39Or do you get more beautiful

00:18:40Every time I see you?

00:18:43No

00:18:43It's not just you

00:18:45Come here

00:18:46Give me a hug

00:18:47Let me see your palms

00:18:48Gabby

00:18:49Now come on in

00:18:57The whole family's here

00:18:58And I've made some of my

00:19:00World famous tamales

00:19:01Aunt Connie seems nice

00:19:07Maybe she's changed

00:19:09Trash don't change, sweetheart

00:19:10She's up to something

00:19:11Now come on

00:19:13Let's go grab a lawn chair

00:19:14Before we get stuck on the grass

00:19:16With the fire ants

00:19:16Tom Scavo

00:19:22This is Mr. Cummings

00:19:23We met during your tour

00:19:24Of the campus

00:19:25Forgive me

00:19:26But I gave you the wrong date

00:19:27For the admissions test

00:19:28It's tomorrow

00:19:29At 8 a.m.

00:19:30So get a good night's sleep

00:19:31And we'll see you

00:19:32First thing in the morning

00:19:33Help!

00:19:35Help!

00:19:36I'm coming

00:19:37Get those

00:19:37There

00:19:39So

00:19:39I was thinking

00:19:41This whole

00:19:42Going back to school

00:19:43Thing

00:19:44Deserves a little celebration

00:19:48Really?

00:19:50I didn't think you were on board

00:19:51I want to be supportive

00:19:53Let's go for a nice dinner

00:19:56Get a bottle of wine

00:19:57Maybe two

00:19:59Since we don't have to

00:20:00Wake up early tomorrow

00:20:01Or

00:20:02We can go to that Mexican place

00:20:03That has those great margaritas

00:20:05Oh Tom

00:20:06You want tequila?

00:20:08What a great idea

00:20:09Okay everybody

00:20:13I need you to gather around

00:20:15And Connie has something to say

00:20:17Gabby

00:20:19Come on

00:20:19She is waiting

00:20:19Let her wait

00:20:20I need something to drink

00:20:21I'm trying to keep down

00:20:22One of her world famous tamales

00:20:24Thank you all so much

00:20:27For coming today

00:20:28It's been so long

00:20:30Since we've been together

00:20:31We love you

00:20:33And Connie

00:20:33Oh and I love all of you

00:20:35There's nothing more important

00:20:37Than family

00:20:38And now I have an announcement

00:20:40To make

00:20:40As many of you know

00:20:42I battled a weak heart

00:20:44For most of my life

00:20:45And the doctor now tells me

00:20:47That I may only have

00:20:49A few months left

00:20:51Sorry

00:20:56Bad heart

00:20:57Floor's all yours

00:20:58As some of you know

00:21:00I've been taking care of

00:21:01My granddaughter

00:21:02My beautiful Anna

00:21:03Because of my condition

00:21:06I can't do it anymore

00:21:08And I need someone

00:21:09To take her in

00:21:10I realize that

00:21:15This is a lot to ask

00:21:16We would love to help out

00:21:18But Miguel just lost his job

00:21:20We're barely scraping by

00:21:22I understand

00:21:23Obviously it has to be someone

00:21:25Who can afford to do this

00:21:27We wish we could

00:21:30But we've got such a full house

00:21:32Maybe it should be someone

00:21:33Who doesn't have kids

00:21:35I know this is not going to be easy

00:21:38But we're family

00:21:39And this is what we do

00:21:41For each other

00:21:42Well you know

00:21:46We're still going to be family tomorrow

00:21:48So I think we should

00:21:50Think about it overnight

00:21:52And search our hearts

00:21:53And try to figure out

00:21:55Which one of your homes

00:21:56Is best for Anna

00:21:57Gabrielle's right

00:22:02And please know

00:22:03That I won't judge

00:22:04Any of you harshly

00:22:06If you decide

00:22:06That you cannot take care

00:22:08Of my beautiful

00:22:09Granddaughter

00:22:10We love you Ann Connie

00:22:13Yay

00:22:14What are you doing?

00:22:33I'm helping

00:22:35I don't need any help

00:22:37And besides

00:22:38My Parisian salad

00:22:39Doesn't call for any chives

00:22:40Yes

00:22:42I've always thought

00:22:43It was a bit bland

00:22:44I think the chives

00:22:45Will give it the bite

00:22:46It's so sorely lacking

00:22:48My salad has plenty

00:22:50Of bite

00:22:51So

00:22:56When are you moving out?

00:22:59Actually I'm not

00:23:00Excuse me?

00:23:02Well I've decided to stay

00:23:03So we can work on our marriage

00:23:04Am I cutting these too fine?

00:23:06Orson I understand

00:23:07This is a shock

00:23:08But you have to face facts

00:23:09Our marriage

00:23:10Is over

00:23:11Oh

00:23:12Once you weigh what's at stake

00:23:14I think you'll change your mind

00:23:15Well if you're referring

00:23:16To the financial settlement

00:23:18I already told you

00:23:19I don't care anymore

00:23:20No actually

00:23:20I'm referring to your freedom

00:23:22I've been to jail Bree

00:23:24Trust me

00:23:24You wouldn't last ten seconds

00:23:25Jail?

00:23:27Yes of course

00:23:28Insurance fraud

00:23:29Is a serious crime

00:23:30Ah but I never filed

00:23:31An insurance claim

00:23:32Ah but I did

00:23:34What?

00:23:37Yes

00:23:38I thought we were robbed

00:23:39So of course I did the responsible thing

00:23:41And reported it

00:23:41On both our behalves

00:23:43And since you rather carelessly rented

00:23:47The storage unit

00:23:48Under your own name

00:23:49I think the police will find me

00:23:51Completely blameless

00:23:51You would actually send your wife to prison?

00:23:54My wife?

00:23:55No

00:23:55My ex-wife?

00:23:56You bet

00:23:57But it won't come to that darling

00:23:59I know we can get back

00:24:01To what we both once had

00:24:02That will never happen

00:24:06I'm sure we've had our challenges

00:24:07Your penchant for emasculation

00:24:10My kleptomania

00:24:11But every marriage

00:24:12Has its ebb and flow

00:24:13Orson please don't do this

00:24:16I don't love you

00:24:18It's alright darling

00:24:24I have enough love for the both of us

00:24:28Mmm

00:24:32Not bland anymore

00:24:34The girls are sacked out

00:24:46Can we talk now?

00:24:48What's there to talk about?

00:24:49You won't even let the girls get a golden retriever

00:24:51And now you want to take in a teenager?

00:24:53It's not about what I want

00:24:54It's about doing the right thing

00:24:56This is what family does for each other

00:24:58Well luckily it's a big family

00:24:59Let her go live with Nina and Louise

00:25:01They have eight kids

00:25:02So what's one more?

00:25:03They'll never know the difference

00:25:04You're being selfish

00:25:06No I'm thinking about our children

00:25:08They're so happy

00:25:09Taking in a kid we don't even know?

00:25:11That's a huge risk

00:25:13Yeah it's the same risk my Aunt Connie took for me and my mother

00:25:16When my father left

00:25:18Mama and I had nowhere else to turn

00:25:19Aunt Connie opened her home to us

00:25:22She saved us from the streets

00:25:23Yeah and knowing Aunt Connie

00:25:24She's waited all these years to call that favor in

00:25:27She's probably dying on purpose

00:25:29Babe

00:25:30We are so blessed

00:25:32This is a chance for us to give back

00:25:35Maybe God gave me back my sight

00:25:37And all this money

00:25:37So I could help my family

00:25:38Gabby think about it

00:25:42If something happened to us

00:25:44Wouldn't you want someone to do this for our two girls?

00:25:53Okay whoa whoa easy

00:25:54You're a little drunk there

00:25:55I love you Linda

00:25:57I love you too baby

00:25:59There you go

00:26:00And I love you present

00:26:01I'm bored

00:26:01I never could tell you two apart

00:26:05But you're my favorite

00:26:07Lynette

00:26:10How come you let me drink so many margaritas?

00:26:13Yeah and why'd we have to stay till closing?

00:26:16It's almost two

00:26:17Who cares what time it is?

00:26:18We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life

00:26:21Woohoo!

00:26:22Woohoo!

00:26:22Hey, someone called

00:26:24Tom Scabo, this is Mr. Cummings

00:26:27We met during your tour of the campus

00:26:28Forgive me, but I gave you the wrong date for the admissions test

00:26:32It's tomorrow at 8 a.m.

00:26:35Oh cram

00:26:36I got crap for that test

00:26:38Oh jeez

00:26:40They're on to you

00:26:59Those messages you sent to my receptionist

00:27:05Didn't fool anybody

00:27:06They've identified my body

00:27:09And now

00:27:10They're trying to trap you

00:27:12It's not gonna work

00:27:15They can trace those signals, Dave

00:27:17They're going to find you

00:27:21It's too late

00:27:27Whatever plan you had

00:27:29It went to hell when you killed me

00:27:31You should have stayed on your meds

00:27:34You don't know what you're talking about

00:27:36I'm getting away with this

00:27:38Why would you want to?

00:27:39I don't mean to criticize

00:27:41But I thought you were doing this for us

00:27:43I am

00:27:49I want justice for our family

00:27:53Then who cares if you're caught

00:27:55We miss you, Dave

00:27:57We should be together

00:28:00So, what are you saying?

00:28:05So I should just walk over and kill MJ now?

00:28:09Sure, why not?

00:28:13And let's face it

00:28:14Your plan to take the kid to some lake

00:28:15And pretend he accidentally drowned

00:28:18Boring

00:28:19Isn't it better that Susan

00:28:22Isn't it better that Susan know why

00:28:23Her son had to die?

00:28:26I mean, the whole point is to make her suffer

00:28:28Right?

00:28:31That's true

00:28:32And then the whole world will finally understand

00:28:36What you've been going through

00:28:39Yeah, that's it

00:28:57Good job

00:28:58One more, just like that

00:28:59Hey

00:29:01Can I talk to you a sec?

00:29:03Yeah, sure

00:29:04I'm going to get some juice

00:29:07You want anything?

00:29:08No, thanks

00:29:09So, look

00:29:10I'm sorry if I was a little under-enthusiastic the other day

00:29:16About you and Catherine getting married

00:29:18Oh, I understand

00:29:20You just found out your fiancé was being deported

00:29:22The timing kind of sucked

00:29:23Yeah, that and, uh

00:29:26I don't know

00:29:28It did kind of come out of nowhere

00:29:29Well, we have been living together

00:29:33I know

00:29:33But still

00:29:36I mean, it happened so fast

00:29:38I just...

00:29:40I want to make sure that you know what you're doing

00:29:42Susan

00:29:45I know

00:29:46And feel free to throw me out of your house

00:29:48If I'm out of line

00:29:49But do you love her?

00:29:59Why would you ask that?

00:30:02Just answer the question

00:30:03Yeah

00:30:06And I love her

00:30:08Good

00:30:12That's all I needed to hear

00:30:14Well, I hope that you will be very happy together

00:30:21And I hope everything works out for you and Jackson

00:30:27Yeah, well

00:30:28I don't know if that's going to happen

00:30:30What do you mean?

00:30:32Did you try and get married?

00:30:34Oh, the truth is, um

00:30:35Well, it's complicated

00:30:39Hey, Susan

00:30:42MJ, tell me you were here

00:30:43What are you guys talking about?

00:30:47We were talking about you, actually

00:30:49Me?

00:30:51What about me?

00:30:53What about me?

00:30:53Well

00:30:54I realized that I never properly congratulated you on getting married

00:31:01Really?

00:31:07Really?

00:31:08Hey, babe

00:31:15How'd the test go?

00:31:20It's as though

00:31:21I dug down deep

00:31:24And I found a new level of suck

00:31:27That I never knew I had in me

00:31:28I'm sure it wasn't that bad

00:31:30Lynette

00:31:32I puked tequila in the parking lot

00:31:37I passed out twice in the essay section

00:31:40And I giggled uncontrollably when I read the word Uranus

00:31:43Add to that

00:31:45That I'm pretty sure that I spelled scabo wrong

00:31:47And it is a safe bet

00:31:49That I will not be broadening my horizons anytime soon

00:31:52Hey

00:31:54Don't sweat it

00:31:56You wanted to learn Chinese?

00:31:58We'll get you a book

00:32:00Mandarin is a very complicated language

00:32:04You can't get the kind of fluency you need for the professional marketplace from a book

00:32:09Marketplace?

00:32:13That's the whole point

00:32:15China is one of the world's fastest growing economies

00:32:19The opportunities for someone with my marketing experience

00:32:22Who can speak the language

00:32:23Are amazing

00:32:24I mean, we're talking buku bucks

00:32:25I could have totally reinvented myself

00:32:28That's

00:32:33A brilliant plan

00:32:35Why didn't you tell me this?

00:32:41What does it matter?

00:32:45It's over

00:32:46I'm sorry I let you down

00:32:54Wow, you're getting married this weekend

00:33:05Yeah, that's a good thing about Vegas

00:33:07Doesn't require any planning

00:33:08Oh my gosh

00:33:09You know what?

00:33:10Why don't you come with us?

00:33:11You could be my mind of honor

00:33:12That's ridiculous, isn't it?

00:33:18It's sweet

00:33:18But

00:33:19Yes, ridiculous

00:33:21And besides

00:33:23MJ and I have

00:33:24Big plans this weekend

00:33:25You see this?

00:33:54I'm glad I caught you

00:33:57Is your friend's boat still available this weekend?

00:34:01What?

00:34:02Well, I was thinking about what you said

00:34:03And you were right

00:34:04It really would do me good to get out of here for a few days

00:34:07You're right

00:34:10It would do us all some good

00:34:13Carlos

00:34:22You have no idea how much this means to me

00:34:26Knowing that you and Gabby will be looking after my beautiful Anna

00:34:31I can finally be at peace

00:34:34Oh, I love you too

00:34:38And tell Gabby I said thank you

00:34:42Bye

00:34:43So, are you going to tell them the truth about Anna?

00:34:50Oh, they'll find out soon enough

00:34:51Hello

00:35:00Hi, I'm trying to reach Roberta Simmons

00:35:03Speaking

00:35:04But barely

00:35:05Who's this?

00:35:06This is Claire Cormier

00:35:08Dr. Heller's receptionist

00:35:10Do you remember me?

00:35:12Yeah, sure

00:35:12But I'm right in the middle of my breakfast

00:35:14So if you'd call me back around 11

00:35:16I just thought you might want to know

00:35:18The police stopped by

00:35:19They told me that Dr. Heller is dead

00:35:22Yeah, go on

00:35:24I'm listening

00:35:25Dr. Heller died in a fire at the Whitehorse?

00:35:31And apparently there was no smoke in his lungs

00:35:33Which means he was dead before the fire started

00:35:36My guess the person he was coming to see is the person who killed him

00:35:40Dave

00:35:42Dave

00:35:43Roberta, what are we going to do?

00:35:48Go to the police

00:35:49And tell them what

00:35:49Oh, we know Dr. Heller was a criminal psychologist

00:35:52And we're pretty sure Dave was his patient

00:35:54I'd feel better if we had proof

00:35:57I'd feel better if I had a functioning liver

00:35:59But sometimes you have to play the hand you're dealt

00:36:01If we walk into the police with a half-cocked story

00:36:04They're going to laugh us out at the station

00:36:05I don't know how, but we've got to give them something more

00:36:09Didn't you tell me Dave once broke into your house?

00:36:13Yeah

00:36:14Why?

00:36:15Maybe it's time we return the favor

00:36:19You know when you missed your appointment on Monday

00:36:23We thought maybe you skipped out on us

00:36:27Yeah, well, as you can see I was otherwise detained

00:36:31You know this guy?

00:36:34No

00:36:38Who is he?

00:36:40Samuel Heller, the John Doe who died in the club fire

00:36:43You sure you didn't see him when you were in that back hallway?

00:36:46No

00:36:47Like I told you that night, I was only back there for a minute

00:36:50And you didn't see anybody?

00:36:52Geez, it was a long time ago

00:36:55I was looking for the men's room

00:36:58I ran to Dave Williams, he was coming out of the storage room

00:37:01Wait

00:37:01You saw Dave Williams coming out of the storage room?

00:37:05Yeah

00:37:06Didn't I tell you that before?

00:37:10I thought it was the bathroom, but Dave pointed me in the right direction

00:37:13And right after that, somebody locked you in

00:37:18Come on, you don't think Dave did that?

00:37:23I don't know

00:37:23He have any reason to harm you?

00:37:26No

00:37:27We're friends

00:37:29He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met

00:37:32Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Pratt

00:37:37Sorry I couldn't be more help

00:37:40How many times we talked to this Williams guy?

00:37:46Oh, I don't know

00:37:47Four

00:37:48He ever mentioned anything about being in that storage room?

00:37:52He did not

00:37:54And I'm going to catch a fish this big

00:38:13Well, if you do, we're going to clean it and serve it up for dinner

00:38:15And if I don't, can we eat the worms?

00:38:18Just make sure he catches a fish

00:38:21Hey, Mike

00:38:22I got something for you

00:38:24It's a video from our band

00:38:25One of our early rehearsals

00:38:27Man, do I even want to see this?

00:38:29Yeah

00:38:29We weren't half bad

00:38:30Don't watch it till you get back from your honeymoon

00:38:32Okay?

00:38:34Will do

00:38:35Thanks

00:38:35Bye, Mike

00:38:40Have a nice wedding

00:38:43Thanks

00:38:44You take good care of my boy, okay?

00:39:00You can count on me

00:39:01You can count on me

00:39:17I don't know

00:39:18I don't know

00:39:21You can only see others

00:39:21You're a beautiful, elegant, classy woman.

00:39:36There's no way you're going to end up alone.

00:39:42Well, insurance fraud is a serious crime.

00:39:43You actually sent your wife to prison?

00:39:45My wife? No.

00:39:46My ex-wife? You bet.

00:39:48And now you want to take in a teenager?

00:39:50Carlos did the right thing.

00:39:51This is what family does for each other.

00:39:53Dr. Heller is dead.

00:39:55Amateur sleuths.

00:39:56My guess the person he was coming to see is the person who killed him.

00:39:58Zeroed in on their prey.

00:40:00Dave.

00:40:01I had to kill MJ Delfino.

00:40:03And Dave made a video.

00:40:04Don't watch it until you get back from your honeymoon.

00:40:06Have a nice wedding.

00:40:07Thanks.

00:40:09You take good care of my boy, okay?

00:40:11You can count on me.

00:40:11The first thing Lila Dash thought about that fateful morning was her husband Dave.

00:40:30It occurred to her she should buy him a new tie.

00:40:38She thought of her husband again that afternoon.

00:40:41And decided she would make him something special for dinner.

00:40:49That evening Lila once again thought about her husband.

00:40:52And she asked herself what she had done to deserve someone so wonderful.

00:40:59Hey you.

00:41:04What are you thinking about?

00:41:06Nothing.

00:41:10So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?

00:41:13Oh, I'd love to.

00:41:14But I brought work home.

00:41:15Again?

00:41:16I know.

00:41:17I'm so boring.

00:41:18Hey.

00:41:19Why don't you two go?

00:41:21No.

00:41:22We'll all go tomorrow.

00:41:23Now how can you make this face wait a whole day for ice cream and look sad?

00:41:29Oh, fine.

00:41:32I'll take her a nap.

00:41:35Come on, sweetie.

00:41:39Hey.

00:41:40How about tomorrow night?

00:41:42I'll leave my briefcase at the office and we do something special.

00:41:45Just the three of us.

00:41:47It's a date.

00:41:53But there would be no tomorrows for Lila and Paige Dash.

00:42:03Because that was the night they crashed into Susan and Mike Delfino.

00:42:09The last thing Lila Dash thought about before she died was her husband, Dave.

00:42:26She wondered what her death would do to him.

00:42:29Luckily for Lila, she would never know.

00:42:53There was a wedding recently at Fairview Presbyterian Church.

00:42:59The minister spoke about the nature of marriage.

00:43:03And then said what all ministers say to conclude such matters.

00:43:09You may now kiss the bride.

00:43:14It was then that church bells began to ring.

00:43:18Telling brides to be everywhere.

00:43:21Their turn was next.

00:43:23Hello, groom.

00:43:28Guess what?

00:43:29They called the hotel to tell them we were getting married.

00:43:31They promised to upgrade us to a suite and have champagne on ice.

00:43:34Isn't that terrific?

00:43:35Yeah.

00:43:36That's great.

00:43:37Wow.

00:43:38I hope you can muster up a little more enthusiasm for the I do's.

00:43:41I'm sorry.

00:43:42I'm just thinking about Susan and MJ.

00:43:45Why?

00:43:46When they left, I just got a weird vibe from Dave.

00:43:49Dave always gives off a weird vibe.

00:43:51That's just Dave.

00:43:52No, I think I should call him.

00:43:54Or maybe you should get our bags in the car so we don't miss our flight.

00:43:58Because if we miss our flight, we're going to miss our wedding day.

00:44:01And if we miss our wedding day, we're going to miss our wedding night.

00:44:04Yeah, you're right.

00:44:10I'm probably worried about nothing.

00:44:12I'll load the car.

00:44:13Uh, we need to stop at the store.

00:44:14I have to get videotaped for the camera.

00:44:16No, I got some old ones at the desk.

00:44:17Just grab one.

00:44:17We'll record over it.

00:44:28She's two blocks away.

00:44:29She'll be here any second.

00:44:31Great.

00:44:31Are you nervous?

00:44:35Why would I be nervous?

00:44:36I know you're about to have a teenager in the house.

00:44:39Well, I didn't say I wasn't sedated.

00:44:41Yeah, I'm a little freaked out too.

00:44:42But we're doing the right thing.

00:44:44Yeah.

00:44:45When I think about everything that little girl's been through.

00:44:48Her dad walked out.

00:44:49Her mother's in jail.

00:44:51The way she bounced from relative to relative.

00:44:53I just want this to be the end of the line for her.

00:44:55Me too.

00:44:58Mommy, here comes a taxi.

00:44:59I wonder if she'll even remember me.

00:45:02Oh, I doubt it.

00:45:03You haven't seen her since she was six.

00:45:05Yeah, but when she was little, I used to spend a lot of time with her and her dad before he left.

00:45:10I remember taking her on the swings at the park.

00:45:13I remember buying her ice cream.

00:45:15I remember giving her piggyback rides.

00:45:16I don't remember that.

00:45:31You told him about the divorce?

00:45:33I had to.

00:45:33He found the storage unit.

00:45:35He wanted an explanation.

00:45:36I was in such a state of shock.

00:45:38I couldn't think of anything else to say.

00:45:41Bree, this isn't good.

00:45:42You have no idea.

00:45:43Now he's saying if I try to divorce him, he can go to the police and report me.

00:45:47Report you?

00:45:48For what?

00:45:49Filing a false insurance claim.

00:45:52He's the one who filed it, but he's going to say that I told him to.

00:45:55Oh, crap.

00:45:56I told him I don't love him.

00:45:57He said he doesn't care.

00:45:58He wants us to work on our marriage.

00:46:00Wow.

00:46:00Well, clearly the guy's a little crazy.

00:46:02A little?

00:46:04The man put chives in my Parisian salad.

00:46:06He should be in a straitjacket.

00:46:08Okay, calm down.

00:46:10This isn't the end of the world.

00:46:12Isn't it?

00:46:13I'm being blackmailed by a man I'm starting to despise, and if I don't pretend to love him,

00:46:17he can have me arrested.

00:46:20Bree.

00:46:23I don't want you to worry about this.

00:46:25We're going to think of something.

00:46:28What can we think of?

00:46:29He's holding all the cards.

00:46:31Trust me.

00:46:32No one ever holds all the cards.

00:46:38What's going on?

00:46:59I just got off the phone with the university.

00:47:00Mm-hmm.

00:47:01I'm in.

00:47:02Really?

00:47:03You passed the test?

00:47:04Not only did I pass the test, your genius husband scored in the top 5% drunk out of

00:47:09his mind.

00:47:11Which, by the way, I am not condoning.

00:47:13Ever.

00:47:15Congrats, Dad.

00:47:16Thank you, baby.

00:47:17Mwah.

00:47:18I can help you study if you want.

00:47:19I'm not sure how much help you're going to be.

00:47:21I'm majoring in Chinese.

00:47:23I know how to say take me to a strip bar in Mandarin.

00:47:27I'm so proud.

00:47:29Porter, aren't you going to congratulate your father?

00:47:31Congratulations on ruining my life.

00:47:34If you see me on campus, you're not allowed to talk to me.

00:47:38Okay, that's everyone.

00:47:40This calls for hot fudge sundaes.

00:47:43Everybody, in the car.

00:47:46Okay.

00:47:47Aw.

00:47:47Mwah.

00:47:48You coming?

00:47:48I'm going to make a quick phone call, and I'll be right out.

00:47:50Hi, this is Lynette Scavo.

00:47:59May I please speak to Dr. Rushton?

00:48:01Tell him it's important.

00:48:05Hi.

00:48:07Dr. Rushton, I need to come in and see you as soon as possible.

00:48:11I think the cancer's back.

00:48:13Mommy, can I have a juice box?

00:48:23Oh, sweetie, you just had one.

00:48:25And we don't want to have to stop ten times so you can go to the bathroom.

00:48:29I miss diapers.

00:48:32Oh, the joys of being a parent.

00:48:35Yeah, I remember.

00:48:36You do?

00:48:39I had a little girl.

00:48:40She died.

00:48:43Oh, my God.

00:48:45I mean, I had no idea.

00:48:47I'm so sorry.

00:48:49That's okay.

00:48:51I'm learning to deal with it.

00:48:56I can't believe Edie gave you a key.

00:48:58Why not?

00:48:59She trusted me.

00:49:00And I only used it when I was out of milk or bread.

00:49:03Or cash.

00:49:05Okay, look for anything that can tie Dave to Dr. Heller.

00:49:08Or look through his files, his papers, even his trash.

00:49:15Roberta, what are you doing?

00:49:16We're trying to catch a murderer.

00:49:17I know, but before I get to the bottom of that, I'd like to get to the bottom of this.

00:49:22Look.

00:49:25Muscle relaxer.

00:49:26Score.

00:49:26Put that back there, not yours.

00:49:28Yeah, apparently they're not his either.

00:49:29Who's David Dash?

00:49:33Mr. Williams, it's the police.

00:49:35Oh, Jesus.

00:49:35We need to ask you a few questions.

00:49:38Please tell me you don't have anything illegal on you.

00:49:41I do, but it's hidden.

00:49:42And if they find it, we've got a lawsuit.

00:49:47Ladies.

00:49:50Open up, please.

00:49:50And hi there.

00:50:03Can I help you?

00:50:03I hope so.

00:50:05Are you Orson Hodge?

00:50:06Yes, I am.

00:50:06You are.

00:50:10You want me to let go?

00:50:12You want me to let go?

00:50:13There, I let go.

00:50:23Now you've got to do the same.

00:50:24I don't know what you mean, but I think you do.

00:50:27And I'm a bit serious.

00:50:28If you don't let go, next time neither will I.

00:50:31I brought you a laundry basket.

00:50:41You need me to show you how to use a washer?

00:50:45That's my clever way of saying you're going to be doing your own laundry.

00:50:48Oh, okay.

00:50:52You know, the girls have chores, too.

00:50:53It's how we teach them responsibility.

00:50:55Speaking of which, uh, curfew's ten o'clock, eleven on weekends.

00:51:01Does that seem reasonable?

00:51:03Sure.

00:51:04No problem.

00:51:05Hmm.

00:51:06This teenager thing isn't so bad.

00:51:09So, what are my other chores?

00:51:12Oh, well, not to push my luck, but I was thinking you could sweep the front porch and take care of the guest bathroom.

00:51:18You got it.

00:51:21Well, that's a pretty dress.

00:51:25Oh, my God, it's Versace.

00:51:27Yeah, it's all right.

00:51:30All right?

00:51:31Young lady, if you live under my roof, you will not disparage Versace.

00:51:35Sorry.

00:51:36No, I'm just kidding.

00:51:37It was a joke.

00:51:39Oh, funny.

00:51:41Well, I guess I'm going to get started on my laundry.

00:51:45Vera Wang?

00:51:47Where are you getting all these dresses?

00:51:49They were gifts.

00:51:51You know, from boyfriends.

00:51:53Boyfriends?

00:51:54How many do you have?

00:51:55Not as many as I used to.

00:51:56I had to make some cutbacks.

00:51:59Yeah.

00:51:59The economy has hit us all.

00:52:02So, what kind of boyfriends can afford things like this?

00:52:07They're college guys with rich parents who can pay for everything.

00:52:10Uh-huh.

00:52:11And so, they give you designer clothes, and you give them...

00:52:15The pleasure of my company.

00:52:18Okay, well, don't take this the wrong way, but that's not exactly from the Versace Virgin line.

00:52:25I don't have to do anything.

00:52:27They just have to think I might.

00:52:29Uh-huh.

00:52:29And how long do you think that will last?

00:52:32Till 10 o'clock.

00:52:3311 on the weekends.

00:52:34Just kidding.

00:52:37It was a joke.

00:52:40No.

00:52:41Funny.

00:52:42Are you all right?

00:52:58What happened to your shirt?

00:53:01Why don't you ask your friend?

00:53:03The one you hired to assault me.

00:53:06You were assaulted?

00:53:06He, uh, grabbed me by the throat, threw me to the ground, and told me to let go.

00:53:13Your message came through loud and clear.

00:53:17I had nothing to do with that.

00:53:19Oh, please.

00:53:22Who else would have done it?

00:53:26I don't know.

00:53:28But I swear to you, we may have our differences, but I would never hire someone to attack you.

00:53:32You have to believe me.

00:53:40I do.

00:53:43Forgive me.

00:53:45I should have known you could never hurt me.

00:53:50I'll stay.

00:53:52What?

00:53:53Once I've unpacked, I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.

00:53:55I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.

00:54:02We're just running to the store, Anna.

00:54:10We'll be back in a bit.

00:54:11Okay.

00:54:11I'll sweep the porch while you're gone.

00:54:13And if you don't mind, will you make sure Juanita and Celia do their chores, too?

00:54:16Sure thing.

00:54:16I got the rest, babe.

00:54:31All right.

00:54:32I'll see you inside.

00:54:36Oh, you're back.

00:54:39Oh, my God.

00:54:41Anna, the house is so clean.

00:54:43I just wanted to do my part.

00:54:45Why did you get everything done so quickly?

00:54:48Well.

00:54:52You finished upstairs, Anna.

00:54:53Anything else you need done?

00:54:57They wanted to hang out, but I had chores to do.

00:54:59So they insisted on helping me.

00:55:02Aren't they sweet?

00:55:04Hey.

00:55:05Um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.

00:55:10Okay, boys.

00:55:13Thanks for your hard work, but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower.

00:55:17Preferably a cold one.

00:55:20Bye, Preston.

00:55:21I'm Porter.

00:55:22I'm Preston.

00:55:23Oh, you can call me whatever you want.

00:55:25All right.

00:55:28Mommy, it was so cool.

00:55:30Anna got the boys to do my chores, too.

00:55:32Did she?

00:55:35I want to learn how to make boys do stuff.

00:55:37Can you teach me?

00:55:38Okay, Juanita, go to your room, and don't come out until you're 18.

00:55:42Is something wrong?

00:55:44Anna, the whole point of chores is that you do them.

00:55:48You don't bat your eyes and call rent a horny kid.

00:55:51The house is clean.

00:55:52What do you care how it got that way?

00:55:54I care about the message it sends to my little girls, and I'm starting to care a little bit

00:55:57about your tone.

00:55:59Oh, I'm sorry.

00:56:00How do you like your housekeepers to speak to you?

00:56:05And the teenager has finally arrived.

00:56:08Anna, listen.

00:56:09We want you to be part of this family.

00:56:11We will love you and support you and take care of you, but in exchange, you will show

00:56:15us a little bit of respect and obey our rules, which means doing your own chores, no boys

00:56:20in the house, and no more gifts from men.

00:56:22I get it now.

00:56:29You're jealous.

00:56:32Of what?

00:56:33Of me.

00:56:34You're not young anymore.

00:56:36You can't get guys to do things for you, and that drives you crazy.

00:56:41You want to say crazy?

00:56:43Make one more statement like that, and I am throwing your ass out on the street.

00:56:47You care to test me?

00:56:48I don't know what I did.

00:57:13She wants to kick me out.

00:57:14So she had a couple boys come over and do her chores.

00:57:19You've been doing stuff like that your whole life.

00:57:20That's not the point.

00:57:21You didn't hear the way she talked to me.

00:57:23I don't care.

00:57:24You don't tell a kid who's been bounced around her whole life that you're going to throw her

00:57:27out on the street.

00:57:28I didn't tell her that.

00:57:29I just kind of threatened to.

00:57:33Bottom line, she is my niece, and she is not going anywhere.

00:57:37You're the adult, Gabby.

00:57:38Start acting like it.

00:57:38I know this looks bad, but we did what we did for a good reason.

00:57:54Ma'am, you can't break in a person's house for any reason.

00:57:57What if there's a baby inside and there's a fire?

00:58:00Well...

00:58:01See, everything's not all cut and dry, is it, Rookie?

00:58:04Roberta, don't piss him off.

00:58:05You can't take a club to the head like you used to.

00:58:10Okay.

00:58:11I just got off the phone with Hella's secretary.

00:58:13David Dash was definitely a patient there.

00:58:15Well, that's why we couldn't make the match.

00:58:17He changed his license.

00:58:18Hey, get this.

00:58:19He's the same guy whose wife and daughter were killed in a car crash up on Canterbury Road.

00:58:23Canterbury Road?

00:58:24I remember that accident.

00:58:26My neighbors Mike and Susan were in the car that hit him.

00:58:28Oh, wait, now, wait.

00:58:30Okay, that's weird.

00:58:31I mean, why would Dave move on to the same street as the people who killed his family?

00:58:41The doctor has your results.

00:58:42He'll be here in a minute.

00:58:46Do you know what they are?

00:58:48You'll need to talk to the doctor about that.

00:58:51Come on.

00:58:52I know you know.

00:58:53It's cancer again.

00:58:54Am I right?

00:58:55I honestly don't know.

00:58:56Now, please, he'll just be a moment.

00:58:59If it's cancer and I find out you're new, I won't be dying alone.

00:59:08Hello, Lynette.

00:59:09Hi.

00:59:10Well, I'm glad you came in.

00:59:11We got the results back and the test did pick something up.

00:59:16So, and is the cancer?

00:59:17Oh, God, I can't go through this.

00:59:19No, no, no.

00:59:20Nothing like that.

00:59:22You're pregnant.

00:59:23Excuse me?

00:59:27About six weeks or so.

00:59:32Are you sure it's not cancer?

00:59:33Okay, Susan, but when you're out on the boat, make sure you put on sunscreen.

00:59:41And on your feet, too.

00:59:43Remember our trip to Mexico?

00:59:47Okay.

00:59:47I'll talk to you guys later.

00:59:51Everything's fine.

00:59:52I don't know what I was worried about.

00:59:53Are you sure you want to do this?

01:00:01Do what?

01:00:02Go to Vegas, get married.

01:00:04I mean, it is a whole weekend away from Susan.

01:00:07Catherine, I told you, I just wanted to make sure MJ was okay.

01:00:10Why don't you just admit it?

01:00:12You still hung up on her.

01:00:14For God's sake, are we going to do this again?

01:00:15All I know is, it's our wedding day, and you were in a crappy mood until you talked to your ex-wife.

01:00:20Catherine, I wouldn't be sitting here if I didn't want to marry you, okay?

01:00:28Really?

01:00:29Really.

01:00:31Do I need to shout it out in the airport?

01:00:33You wouldn't do that.

01:00:34Oh, I will.

01:00:35I'll do whatever I need to, to prove my love.

01:00:37It's okay.

01:00:38You convinced me.

01:00:43I'm dying for a cappuccino.

01:00:45You want one?

01:00:47Yeah, I do.

01:00:48You said it.

01:00:50I do.

01:00:52Can't take it back now.

01:00:54You should be allowed to just walk away.

01:00:58I know some people will wonder, why didn't I just kill Susan?

01:01:04Well, what good would that have done?

01:01:07You should be dead.

01:01:08There'd be no suffering.

01:01:10And to those of you who hate me because I took the life of an innocent, young boy, I say...

01:01:17Catherine!

01:01:22Excuse me, that woman I was with, tell her I had to go.

01:01:23It's an emergency.

01:01:24Oh, uh, your friend asked me to tell you he had to leave.

01:01:41What?

01:01:43He said to say he's sorry.

01:01:44What were you thinking?

01:02:01First tell me if it worked, then I'll tell you what I was thinking.

01:02:04Don't be glib.

01:02:05Did you hire someone to attack Orson?

01:02:08Yes.

01:02:09Are you insane?

01:02:10Your thug tried to strangle him.

01:02:12If Fia tried to strangle him, he'd be dead.

01:02:15Look, Orson had the upper hand in this divorce.

01:02:17We needed to regain it.

01:02:18Not by resorting to physical violence.

01:02:20I would never have given my permission for that.

01:02:22That's why I didn't ask you.

01:02:25What's your beef here, Bree?

01:02:26My beef is that from the minute I walked into this office,

01:02:29you have pulled me deeper and deeper into your moral cesspool.

01:02:32That is not why I hired you.

01:02:34Please.

01:02:35That is exactly why you hired me.

01:02:38Face it.

01:02:38You were tired of being a good girl.

01:02:40You knew it was time to play dirty.

01:02:42I wanted to protect what was mine.

01:02:43You have turned me into someone I don't recognize.

01:02:45And you've loved every minute of it.

01:02:47No, I haven't.

01:02:49Yes, you have.

01:02:50And so have I.

01:02:53Because the truth is,

01:02:55I think you're the most fascinating woman that I have ever met.

01:03:00What?

01:03:01What?

01:03:01If I have not been clear about how I feel about you,

01:03:08I apologize for any ambiguity.

01:03:11Understand this.

01:03:12I detest you.

01:03:14No, you don't.

01:03:15I can see it in your eyes.

01:03:17You want me to walk over there

01:03:18and pull you up against me and kiss you until your knees buckle.

01:03:21You're fired.

01:03:24Good.

01:03:25That keeps this from being a breach of ethics.

01:03:40My knees haven't buckled yet.

01:03:42She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

01:03:58I don't know why she's a fly.

01:03:59Oh, it's your daddy.

01:04:01Hey, Mike.

01:04:02Hey.

01:04:02Hey, where are you?

01:04:03Are you with Dave?

01:04:04Uh, yeah.

01:04:05We are in the car singing.

01:04:06All right, Susan, listen to me.

01:04:08Do not react to what I'm about to tell you.

01:04:11Wow, this sounds really...

01:04:12Susan, do you understand me?

01:04:16Okay.

01:04:17Dave's real name is David Dash.

01:04:20He's the husband of the woman we killed in the accident.

01:04:23Oh, my God.

01:04:24Don't react!

01:04:28Problem?

01:04:29Oh, that sucks.

01:04:33How could they cancel your flight?

01:04:35You guys are in danger.

01:04:37Just get away from him.

01:04:38Go to a gas station, a store, any place there's people.

01:04:40I'm on my way.

01:04:41Right.

01:04:43So, how long do you think you'll be delayed?

01:04:47I'm a half hour from the lake.

01:04:48I'm calling the cops right now.

01:04:49Just get away from him.

01:04:50Get out of that car and get away from Dave.

01:04:52And you call me the second you do.

01:04:54Okay.

01:04:55Um, well, I hope you get there soon.

01:04:59Lump display?

01:05:00Yeah.

01:05:01What a drag.

01:05:03Okay, from the top.

01:05:04There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

01:05:07I don't know why she swallowed the fly.

01:05:11Perhaps she'll die.

01:05:12Ash, it feels like we've been driving forever.

01:05:20Maybe we should stretch our legs.

01:05:23Yeah, we're almost there.

01:05:24Let's keep going.

01:05:26Is she hungry, though?

01:05:27Maybe there's a restaurant up ahead.

01:05:29I really don't want to stop, Susan.

01:05:34Okay.

01:05:35It's no big deal.

01:05:36Okay.

01:05:36It's no big deal.

01:05:36Hon, look at what I got for college.

01:05:56I got pens.

01:05:57I got notebooks.

01:05:58I got an English to Mandarin dictionary,

01:06:00because you never know when you might need a gungung chuchu.

01:06:04Oh, and look at this.

01:06:06Check it out.

01:06:08They're scented.

01:06:09Do you want to smell great?

01:06:13What?

01:06:15It's like candy.

01:06:17I went to the doctor today.

01:06:20What's wrong?

01:06:23I'm pregnant.

01:06:25Pregnant?

01:06:27With a baby?

01:06:29How long have you been sniffing those markers, of course, with a baby?

01:06:33But you can't.

01:06:33I mean, we can't.

01:06:35We're old.

01:06:37Well, apparently not old enough.

01:06:43What am I going to do about school?

01:06:45What am I going to do about my job?

01:06:47We're going to have another baby.

01:06:57Actually, I have an addendum to that.

01:07:03Please tell me you're about to recite the Girl Scout oath.

01:07:06No, Tom.

01:07:07We're having twins.

01:07:10Again.

01:07:11I have to go potty.

01:07:22Okay, sweetie.

01:07:23Do you mind pulling over at the next rest stop?

01:07:26We're almost there, buddy.

01:07:27Can you hold it?

01:07:28No, I really have to go.

01:07:29No.

01:07:29I really have to go.

01:07:29Fine.

01:07:36Just hold on a few more minutes.

01:07:42Um, here?

01:07:44He can't go here.

01:07:47Come on, MJ.

01:07:48Let's go.

01:07:49Um, can't we find a gas station or maybe a diner?

01:07:52He's a big boy.

01:07:52He can use the bushes.

01:07:53I'm okay.

01:07:54Here.

01:07:54I'll go too far.

01:08:00Hello?

01:08:01Dave, Detective Collins with the Fairview PD.

01:08:04We know everything.

01:08:05I'm sorry, what are you doing?

01:08:06Heller, your wife, your child, all of it.

01:08:08If you come in now, I'll do everything I can to help you.

01:08:10But let's end this before someone gets hurt.

01:08:19Jesus.

01:08:20Jesus.

01:08:23Oh, MJ, run!

01:08:39Come on, honey.

01:08:40Let's run, let's run.

01:08:43Hurry, buddy.

01:08:44We're playing a game.

01:08:45Dave, okay?

01:08:46So run as fast as you can.

01:08:47Oh!

01:08:48Ow!

01:08:49Are you okay?

01:08:50Oh.

01:08:52Oh.

01:08:52I'm fine.

01:08:53Do it good.

01:08:54I'm fine.

01:08:55Okay.

01:08:56Look, it's really important that you win this game.

01:08:59So I want you to find a good hiding place.

01:09:01And even if you hear Dave, you don't come out.

01:09:03No matter what, okay?

01:09:04Okay?

01:09:06Don't worry.

01:09:07I'm gonna hide too.

01:09:08Now go.

01:09:09Go!

01:09:15Where is he?

01:09:16You are not gonna mess this up.

01:09:23We are too close to the finish line.

01:09:24Now call him!

01:09:25Call him.

01:09:26Call him.

01:09:30MJ!

01:09:30Don't come out!

01:09:34MJ!

01:09:34Don't come out!

01:09:38Ah!

01:09:46MJ!

01:09:46You want to go fishing, don't you, buddy?

01:09:50Well, if you don't come out now, we're going to get there too late.

01:09:53I'll let you drive the boat!

01:10:00Okay.

01:10:01If you don't come out right now, we're going to leave without you.

01:10:07You don't want to be in this scary graveyard after dark, do you?

01:10:10Yeah?

01:10:10All right, MJ.

01:10:12We're leaving.

01:10:13All right, MJ.

01:10:15We're leaving.

01:10:17We're leaving.

01:10:38Mommy, wake up.

01:10:39I get to drive the boat.

01:10:47I put the volume really high.

01:10:49You don't want to hear all the boring, grown-up talk.

01:10:57Buckle up.

01:11:04What are you going to do to us?

01:11:05Shut up.

01:11:06I'm trying to think.

01:11:09Dave, please.

01:11:19I'm so sorry about that accident.

01:11:23You don't want to hurt MJ or me.

01:11:25You're a good person.

01:11:26I know you.

01:11:27Don't analyze me.

01:11:28The last guy who tried that didn't do so well.

01:11:35Well, you won't get away with it.

01:11:36Mike already called the cops.

01:11:37They're on their way.

01:11:38Susan?

01:11:39Susan?

01:11:48Where are you?

01:11:49Not up at the lake.

01:11:51Kind of screwed up my plans here, Mike.

01:11:52Mike?

01:11:53Oh, and Susan says hello.

01:11:56Okay, Dave.

01:11:58Take it easy.

01:11:59You want revenge?

01:12:01Let Susan and MJ go.

01:12:03Take me instead.

01:12:05How does it feel, Mike?

01:12:06How does it feel, Mike?

01:12:07To know that you can't save the people that you love?

01:12:12Hopeless?

01:12:13Like your entire life has no meaning?

01:12:16Dave, please.

01:12:19I can't be that far behind you.

01:12:20I'm on Route 12.

01:12:22You're on Route 12?

01:12:24Yeah.

01:12:26Yeah, come on.

01:12:27You don't want to hurt them.

01:12:29Let me be the one.

01:12:31You're right.

01:12:32You should be the one.

01:12:34So we got a deal?

01:12:36If I see one cop car, they're both dead.

01:12:40No cops.

01:12:42You just tell me where to meet you.

01:12:43Keep heading south.

01:12:44There's an abandoned gas station past the intersection of Route 12 and Canterbury Road.

01:12:51Canterbury Road, that's where we...

01:12:53Yeah, it is.

01:13:06Look familiar?

01:13:08What are you going to do to us?

01:13:10Why don't you bring us here?

01:13:13I thought it would be poetic.

01:13:16Mike should be here any minute.

01:13:19Dave, please.

01:13:21Don't hurt Mike. It wasn't his fault.

01:13:23No.

01:13:25It was your fault.

01:13:27But he wants to be the hero, so...

01:13:31Get out.

01:13:32I'm not leaving MJ.

01:13:36MJ's coming.

01:13:38I need to set you up first.

01:13:39Get out.

01:13:41Now.

01:13:47Try not to scare MJ when you bring him here.

01:13:50Actually, change of plans.

01:13:53What?

01:13:54MJ's staying with me.

01:13:55MJ's staying with me.

01:13:56He and I are going to pull into that intersection just as Mike comes barreling down that road.

01:14:02Oh, my God.

01:14:04And you're going to stay there and watch as Mike kills your child.

01:14:07Just like you killed mine.

01:14:10I told you it was poetic.

01:14:14Dave, please.

01:14:15Please.

01:14:17I cannot imagine the pain you went through, but you can't do this.

01:14:19You can't kill my little boy.

01:14:21Shut up.

01:14:23What if your daughter could see you now?

01:14:26Is this how you'd want her to see you?

01:14:28As a monster who could murder an innocent child?

01:14:34I'm not a monster.

01:14:37Dave!

01:14:38Dave!

01:14:47You don't need that.

01:14:49You're a big boy now.

01:14:58Mike!

01:15:09Mike!

01:15:23Mike!

01:15:26Jeff!

01:15:28No!

01:15:36MJ!

01:15:46MJ!

01:15:48Mama!

01:15:50Oh God, are you okay?

01:15:52He told me to get out of the car.

01:15:58Mike!

01:16:02Mike!

01:16:08You got me!

01:16:10Oh God!

01:16:28So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?

01:16:34Oh, I'd love to, but I brought work home.

01:16:38Again?

01:16:40I know, I'm so boring.

01:16:42Hey, why don't you two go?

01:16:44Oh, fine.

01:16:46I'll take her nap.

01:16:48Come on, sweetie.

01:16:50Wait.

01:16:58Don't go.

01:17:00We have marshmallows and chocolate.

01:17:02I can make s'mores.

01:17:04Would you like that, my little princess?

01:17:06Yeah!

01:17:08Yeah.

01:17:10You sure?

01:17:12You said you had work.

01:17:14You can wait.

01:17:16I always have time for my girls.

01:17:28I always have time for my girls.

01:17:32Thank you, Bill.

01:17:32Take care.

01:17:34Bye, or leave.

01:17:36Ohh!

01:17:37Bye, or leave me.

01:17:40You were forced to bare your boys.

01:17:43Bye!

01:17:44You were forced to survive black that?

01:17:47They buckle in the room...

01:17:48Neverävations.

01:17:51静.

01:17:53Share your feelings.

01:17:55Send back their dreams.

01:17:58There was a wedding recently at Fairview Presbyterian Church.

01:18:05The minister spoke about the nature of marriage,

01:18:11the sublime joy of giving birth,

01:18:19the immense pleasure of raising a family,

01:18:27the importance of lifelong fidelity.

01:18:34And then he said what all ministers say to conclude such matters.

01:18:40You may now kiss the bride.

01:18:47For a moment, the groom wondered if he was doing the right thing.

01:18:54That's when the bells began to ring, telling him he had.

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