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  • 6/25/2025
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00:00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:00:03We're getting married
00:00:03One proposal led to another
00:00:06We're with immigration
00:00:07But the law got in the way
00:00:09Can't just wait, we're about to get married
00:00:11Not today or not
00:00:12A break-in was staged
00:00:14Orson, we've been robbed
00:00:16In an attempt to hide assets
00:00:18In a divorce
00:00:20After the crash
00:00:21And the truth about the accident came out
00:00:24Mike told him that he was driving
00:00:25But it wasn't true
00:00:26The thing you have to understand
00:00:34About Dave Williams
00:00:36Is he wanted to be forgiven
00:00:38That's why he made the videotape
00:00:41I didn't want to kill
00:00:46MJ Delfino
00:00:47I had to
00:00:49Susan Meyer killed my wife
00:00:58And daughter
00:00:59The police called it
00:01:02An accident
00:01:03But I don't believe a person
00:01:06Who takes two precious lives
00:01:09Should be allowed to just
00:01:11Walk away
00:01:13I know some people will wonder
00:01:16Why didn't I just kill Susan
00:01:18Well, what good would that have done
00:01:21Should be dead
00:01:23There'd be no
00:01:24Suffering
00:01:26And to those who hate me
00:01:30Because I took the life
00:01:31Of an innocent young boy
00:01:33I say
00:01:34Ah, crap
00:01:37Yes
00:01:44Dave Williams wanted everyone
00:01:46To forgive him
00:01:47Look, I got a new tackle box
00:01:50For our trip on Saturday
00:01:51But not until he finished doing
00:01:54The unforgivable
00:01:57After the White Horse nightclub
00:02:10Was destroyed by a suspicious fire
00:02:13One body was left unclaimed
00:02:16The detectives on this case
00:02:18Referred to him as
00:02:20John Doe, A37
00:02:22For months they tried to identify him
00:02:26Then one day
00:02:29They got a call
00:02:30From an impound lot
00:02:31It seems a car had been towed
00:02:34From the club parking lot
00:02:35The night of the fire
00:02:36A sedan that had been rented
00:02:38To a Dr. Samuel Heller
00:02:41From Boston
00:02:42Who had been reported missing
00:02:45Four months earlier
00:02:46The doctor's dental records
00:02:50Confirmed their theory
00:02:51His receptionist, however
00:02:54Did not
00:02:55No way
00:02:57Dr. Heller did not die
00:02:59In that fire
00:03:00Ma'am
00:03:01We've got his dental records
00:03:02I don't care
00:03:03You said the fire
00:03:04Was four months ago
00:03:05Well, I've gotten texts
00:03:06From him since then
00:03:07You have?
00:03:10Yeah
00:03:10The last one
00:03:11Was just a few weeks ago
00:03:13Hmm
00:03:13Maybe we should
00:03:15Send a text back
00:03:16Ma'am, you have your phone
00:03:19With you
00:03:19Hey Dave
00:03:32I was going to call you
00:03:33You were?
00:03:34Yeah, um
00:03:34Did you say something to MJ
00:03:36About going on that fishing trip?
00:03:38Yeah, I did
00:03:38I know how depressed you've been
00:03:40Since Jackson was deported
00:03:41So I thought
00:03:42Now is the perfect time
00:03:43For the three of us
00:03:44To go up to the lake
00:03:45And
00:03:45I got MJ's own little life vest
00:03:49I wish I could
00:03:51But I can't
00:03:51I'm worried about Jackson
00:03:53All the more reason
00:03:54You know what they say
00:03:55About fishing
00:03:55It's nature's tranquilizer
00:03:57Dave, I haven't heard
00:04:01From Jackson
00:04:01Since he was taken away
00:04:03And I just want to be here
00:04:04In case he calls
00:04:04Yeah
00:04:05Well, that's okay
00:04:06Just bring your cell phone
00:04:07I just feel more comfortable
00:04:08If I'm close by
00:04:09Well, that's crazy
00:04:12I mean, Jackson
00:04:13Wouldn't want you
00:04:13Sitting around here
00:04:14Worrying about him
00:04:15I'm sorry
00:04:15We'll go fishing another time
00:04:17Don't you think
00:04:21You're being a little
00:04:22Selfish here?
00:04:23I mean, what about MJ?
00:04:25You want to go fishing
00:04:26Don't you, buddy?
00:04:27Yeah
00:04:27Yeah
00:04:28What are you doing?
00:04:31I just told you
00:04:32I can't go
00:04:33I'm just thinking
00:04:35About MJ
00:04:35He'll be fine
00:04:38You know what?
00:04:43You're right
00:04:44I'm sorry
00:04:45It's just a trip
00:04:53You're not listening
00:05:00Six months in Europe
00:05:02Would be educational
00:05:03You know what would be
00:05:03More educational?
00:05:04You're going to college
00:05:05Like we talked about
00:05:05Mom, I've already been in school
00:05:07For 12 years already
00:05:08I need a vacation
00:05:10Well, it seems like
00:05:11Based on your last few report cards
00:05:12You've already been on vacation
00:05:13I'm going to be 18
00:05:15If I want to go to Europe
00:05:16I'll go to Europe
00:05:17Oh, well
00:05:18Good luck paying for it
00:05:20Because if you so much
00:05:21As apply for a passport
00:05:22We're cutting you off
00:05:23Cut off from the mighty
00:05:24Scabo family fortune?
00:05:25Oh, no
00:05:26Tom, why didn't you help me out there?
00:05:30Because I agree with him
00:05:32What?
00:05:34But he's young
00:05:34He should be having fun
00:05:36I mean, look at me
00:05:37I'm a middle-aged man
00:05:38Reading the wannads
00:05:39For jobs I'll never get
00:05:40I should have gone to Europe
00:05:41When I had the chance
00:05:41Hey, focus
00:05:42Our son is throwing his life away
00:05:46We have got to keep him on track
00:05:48What is so great about the track?
00:05:51I was on it
00:05:52I did everything I was supposed to
00:05:53It chewed me up and spit me out
00:05:54I know
00:05:55You're discouraged
00:05:57But letting our son
00:05:59Make a huge mistake
00:06:00Is not going to help anything
00:06:01Even if it is a huge mistake
00:06:03You've got to let people
00:06:05Make some decisions
00:06:06About their own life
00:06:06Your way is not the only way
00:06:08I am just trying to help Preston
00:06:10Avoid the way marked
00:06:11Unemployable loser
00:06:12Fine
00:06:14What do you want me to do?
00:06:18I want you to get this stupid
00:06:19Europe idea out of his head
00:06:21Take him on a tour of the campus
00:06:22Get him excited
00:06:23Show him college can be fun
00:06:25Sure
00:06:26On the way home
00:06:29I'll show my college diploma
00:06:30To the guy at the burger barn
00:06:31Yeah
00:06:32I'm going to do a fry cook
00:06:33For the night shift
00:06:34If you're really stopping by there
00:06:39Bring home some onion rings
00:06:40Mommy, what are you doing?
00:06:44We're going to a family reunion
00:06:45At Aunt Connie's on Saturday
00:06:46And I want to look my best
00:06:47Is it going to be fun?
00:06:50Well, if your idea of a good time
00:06:52Is sitting on rusty lawn chairs
00:06:53In the driveway
00:06:54Eating lard in the shape of chicken
00:06:55Then, yeah
00:06:56It's going to be a blast
00:06:57The driveway
00:06:58Honey, you're six now
00:07:00So
00:07:01I think it's time
00:07:02We had a little mother-daughter talk
00:07:03Your father's side of the family's trash
00:07:06Any questions?
00:07:08If you don't like her
00:07:09Why are you putting on your best story?
00:07:11Because that's what grown-ups do, sweetie
00:07:12When we don't like someone
00:07:13We don't punch them
00:07:15Or say mean things
00:07:16We just find subtle ways
00:07:18To make them feel bad about their lives
00:07:19Oh, like these earrings
00:07:21Aunt Connie can't afford them
00:07:22And that'll make her sad
00:07:24And this will bring her to her knees
00:07:26And this will be a kick in her throat
00:07:30If you hate them so much
00:07:34Maybe we shouldn't go
00:07:35Oh, no, sweetie
00:07:36We have to go
00:07:37They're family
00:07:37See, this is why I wanted to check on my things
00:07:43You don't leave a valuable painting
00:07:45On the damn floor
00:07:45You need to put something underneath it
00:07:47Fine
00:07:48How about the suddenly doormat?
00:07:50That is not a doormat
00:07:51That is a hand-woven Kurdish Kazakh rug
00:07:54You know, Bree
00:07:57When I hang out with you
00:07:58I realize how little I know
00:08:00And how much I don't give a crap
00:08:02Give me that
00:08:04I'm so glad this divorce is almost over
00:08:07An obnoxious, unpleasant man
00:08:09Will be out of my life
00:08:10And so will Orson
00:08:11Hey, it's not over yet
00:08:14We've still got a couple of hurdles
00:08:16Has Orson brought up the insurance claim again?
00:08:18No, he thinks I filed it
00:08:20Great
00:08:20When he realizes you never did
00:08:22You'll be divorced
00:08:23He'll be broke
00:08:24And it won't matter
00:08:24Yes, and I'll be single again
00:08:26I can concentrate on my business
00:08:28Maybe do some traveling
00:08:29Maybe spend a little time
00:08:31At the intersection of right leg and left leg
00:08:33If you know what I'm saying
00:08:33Sadly, Carl
00:08:34I always know what you're saying
00:08:35You know, if you want
00:08:37I could set you up
00:08:39I know a lot of great guys
00:08:41Who are good for a free dinner
00:08:42And a few laughs, huh?
00:08:45For sakes, Carl
00:08:46I'm not even divorced yet
00:08:47And once I am
00:08:47I don't think you'd be my first choice
00:08:49As a matchmaker
00:08:50Oh, shoot
00:08:51Hello?
00:09:11Hey, Susan, it's me
00:09:12Jackson, I have been so worried
00:09:14Where are you?
00:09:16Fairview jail
00:09:16They're processing my deportation papers
00:09:19So they're sending you back?
00:09:22When?
00:09:23A couple days
00:09:24I just wanted to call and say thank you
00:09:27And tell you that I'll miss you
00:09:29Well
00:09:31I'll miss you too
00:09:33You came into my life
00:09:35When I was going through a really hard time
00:09:38And you were amazing
00:09:39I mean, you are amazing
00:09:40You too
00:09:42So
00:09:43Did the immigration people
00:09:45Tell you how they found out about you?
00:09:47Anonymous tip
00:09:47Although it's pretty obvious who anonymous is
00:09:50Does Mike really think I'm that stupid?
00:09:55Mike?
00:09:56You think Mike did this?
00:09:58Who else?
00:09:59Mike and Catherine were the only people who knew
00:10:00Catherine was doing cartwheels
00:10:02About us getting married, so
00:10:03Yeah, but
00:10:03No, this doesn't make any sense
00:10:05Because Mike knew that it wasn't for real
00:10:07Well, real or not
00:10:08He had the look of a guy
00:10:09Who's not ready to give you up
00:10:10Time's up
00:10:12I gotta go
00:10:15I'll try and call you again before I leave
00:10:17Hey
00:10:39Hey, hey
00:10:40How was the campus tour?
00:10:43Fantastic
00:10:43Oh my god
00:10:44That school is amazing
00:10:47The professors are so engaged
00:10:49And the kids were open and friendly
00:10:51Really?
00:10:52Yeah
00:10:52It was inspiring
00:10:53You were so right to send us
00:10:55Good
00:10:56Good
00:10:57I knew if you saw the campus
00:10:58You'd have a change of heart
00:10:59Me?
00:11:00Nah
00:11:00I'm still going to Europe
00:11:01What was that?
00:11:07I thought you said the tour was fantastic
00:11:08Okay
00:11:09So Preston still needs a little convincing
00:11:11But I don't
00:11:14I'm going back to school
00:11:18What's that now?
00:11:21Okay
00:11:21I know it's a little out of left field
00:11:23But walking across the quad
00:11:25I felt so alive
00:11:26I spoke with someone in admissions
00:11:28And all I have to do is pass an entrance exam
00:11:31So
00:11:33You would be a college student
00:11:37Again
00:11:39Mm-hmm
00:11:4025 years after the first time
00:11:43But this time
00:11:45Focused
00:11:46This time knowing exactly what I want to major in
00:11:49Which is?
00:11:51Chinese
00:11:52Chinese
00:11:56Chinese
00:11:57As in Moogoo Gaipan Chinese?
00:12:01What's he going to do with that?
00:12:02Watch Bruce Lee movies without the subtitles?
00:12:04We didn't get that far
00:12:06I felt faint
00:12:07And he left to go buy a backpack
00:12:09Ooh
00:12:10Annette, that's bad
00:12:11Well, it's just so random
00:12:14And the worst part is
00:12:15If I point that out
00:12:16I'm a bitch
00:12:16Why is that?
00:12:18When did being practical and realistic
00:12:20Becomes synonymous with bitchiness
00:12:21The first time a man did something stupid
00:12:24And a woman pointed it out
00:12:25I know, Tom
00:12:26He's going to learn how to count to ten in Chinese
00:12:28Then he'll get bored
00:12:29And move on to his new dream
00:12:30Of becoming a beekeeper
00:12:31Well, then you have no choice
00:12:33Bite the bullet and bitch
00:12:34No, she has a choice
00:12:36It's entirely possible to get what you want
00:12:38Without being perceived of as a nagging shrew
00:12:40Please, Sensei
00:12:42Instruct me in your ancient ways
00:12:44Well, the key is
00:12:46To not let them know what you're doing
00:12:47This requires observation
00:12:48Cunning and manipulation
00:12:50Isn't it just easier to shut down
00:12:52Your hoo-ha until he gives in?
00:12:54I think that Bree is right
00:12:55That the more Tom sees you
00:12:56Digging in your heels
00:12:57The more he's going to want to do it
00:12:59So, you wait for an opportunity
00:13:01That you can use to your advantage
00:13:02While at the same time
00:13:03Appearing supportive
00:13:04That's your advice?
00:13:06Hope an opportunity just drops in my lap?
00:13:08Might as well start shopping
00:13:09For beekeeper suits
00:13:10Oh, you guys, I'm sorry
00:13:17I've got to run
00:13:18Hey, I need to talk to Mike
00:13:23Oh, he's in the shower
00:13:24But I'll tell him to stop by
00:13:25Oh, no need
00:13:26I'll wait
00:13:27Orson, I'm home
00:13:37Have a seat
00:13:56So, there never was a robbery
00:14:07You took these things
00:14:10Hoping to hide them
00:14:12From me
00:14:13And though I've tried
00:14:14To come up with a reason
00:14:15I can't
00:14:16So I'm forced to ask
00:14:18The question why
00:14:19Why would you do such a thing?
00:14:21I want a divorce
00:14:25I'm sorry
00:14:30I don't understand
00:14:31My lawyer says
00:14:33You're entitled to half
00:14:34Of everything we've acquired
00:14:35During the marriage
00:14:35So I was trying to hide
00:14:37Some of those things
00:14:38Since
00:14:39Let's face it
00:14:40I paid for them
00:14:40You've already hired a lawyer?
00:14:44Yes, but I'm tired
00:14:44Of all the lying
00:14:45And the sneaking around
00:14:46So I will inform him
00:14:47That you can have
00:14:47Whatever you like
00:14:48I don't want a divorce
00:14:50Well, that part's
00:14:52Non-negotiable
00:14:53Can't we at least
00:14:54Talk about this?
00:14:56There's no point
00:14:57So you should get
00:14:59A piece of paper
00:15:00And start to make a list
00:15:02Of
00:15:02What it is you
00:15:04Wish to take with you
00:15:05So
00:15:08You don't want
00:15:09Any of it?
00:15:11No
00:15:12All I want is out
00:15:14You know
00:15:28He might be a while
00:15:29Sure I can't help you?
00:15:31No
00:15:31I need to talk to Mike
00:15:32Now
00:15:34You could flush a toilet
00:15:35And try to get him out of there
00:15:37I seem upset
00:15:41Something happened?
00:15:44Did Mike turn Jackson
00:15:47Into immigration?
00:15:50No
00:15:50Why would he do that?
00:15:51I don't know
00:15:51Jealousy
00:15:52Jackson thinks Mike
00:15:54Is still hung up on me
00:15:55Trust me, Susan
00:15:58Mike did not turn Jackson in
00:16:00Showers off
00:16:01You'll know in a few seconds
00:16:03Listen
00:16:03Mike couldn't have called immigration
00:16:06Because I never told him
00:16:08That Jackson was marrying you
00:16:10For a green card
00:16:10Well somebody did
00:16:13Because he sent me a text
00:16:14Agreeing to keep paying me
00:16:16Alimony
00:16:16That was me
00:16:17I sent it
00:16:20Are you insane?
00:16:23Why would you do something?
00:16:24Mike has asked me to marry him
00:16:25What?
00:16:27And I was afraid
00:16:28That if he found out
00:16:29That you weren't really
00:16:30In love with Jackson
00:16:31That he might change
00:16:32His mind about me
00:16:33Okay Catherine
00:16:35That is
00:16:35It's totally unfair to Mike
00:16:39I mean he needs to know the truth
00:16:41I can make him happy, Susan
00:16:43He just needs to get over you
00:16:45Catherine?
00:16:49Please don't ruin this
00:16:50Hey you want to just
00:16:54Order in?
00:16:56Oh hey Susan
00:16:57Um
00:16:58I'm glad you're here
00:17:00Um
00:17:01I have something
00:17:02I want to tell you
00:17:03Um yeah
00:17:03I
00:17:03Catherine already
00:17:06Told me about your big news
00:17:07Oh
00:17:11Okay
00:17:13Um
00:17:14Well
00:17:15I hope
00:17:16We have your blessing
00:17:17Yes sure
00:17:23Uh
00:17:25Why not
00:17:27I'm sorry
00:17:34Susan
00:17:35I was
00:17:39Going to tell you myself
00:17:41Well
00:17:49Don't be mad at Catherine
00:17:50We all know that
00:17:51She just can't
00:17:53Keep a secret
00:17:54Wow
00:18:05This place is looking
00:18:06Worse than ever
00:18:06Yeah
00:18:07Connie's salons
00:18:07Haven't been doing so well
00:18:08You know
00:18:09Maybe you should take off
00:18:10Some of those diamonds
00:18:10You walk in there like that
00:18:11You're going to make her
00:18:12Feel bad about herself
00:18:12Say no more
00:18:13You know
00:18:16Aunt Connie's like
00:18:17A second mother to me
00:18:18Why do you hate her so much?
00:18:19Because all she ever does
00:18:20Is put me down
00:18:21If you'd pay attention
00:18:21You'd see what I'm talking about
00:18:22There's my Carlos
00:18:25Bye
00:18:27Are these the girls?
00:18:31No
00:18:31They're so grown up
00:18:33And Gabby
00:18:36Is it just me
00:18:39Or do you get more beautiful
00:18:40Every time I see you?
00:18:43No
00:18:43It's not just you
00:18:45Come here
00:18:46Give me a hug
00:18:47Let me see your palms
00:18:48Gabby
00:18:49Now come on in
00:18:57The whole family's here
00:18:58And I've made some of my
00:19:00World famous tamales
00:19:01Aunt Connie seems nice
00:19:07Maybe she's changed
00:19:09Trash don't change, sweetheart
00:19:10She's up to something
00:19:11Now come on
00:19:13Let's go grab a lawn chair
00:19:14Before we get stuck on the grass
00:19:16With the fire ants
00:19:16Tom Scavo
00:19:22This is Mr. Cummings
00:19:23We met during your tour
00:19:24Of the campus
00:19:25Forgive me
00:19:26But I gave you the wrong date
00:19:27For the admissions test
00:19:28It's tomorrow
00:19:29At 8 a.m.
00:19:30So get a good night's sleep
00:19:31And we'll see you
00:19:32First thing in the morning
00:19:33Help!
00:19:35Help!
00:19:35Help!
00:19:35Help!
00:19:36I'm coming
00:19:37Get those
00:19:37There
00:19:39So
00:19:39I was thinking
00:19:41This whole
00:19:42Going back to school
00:19:43Thing
00:19:44Deserves a little celebration
00:19:48Really?
00:19:50I didn't think you were on board
00:19:51I want to be supportive
00:19:53Let's go for a nice dinner
00:19:56Get a bottle of wine
00:19:57Maybe two
00:19:59Since we don't have to
00:20:00Wake up early tomorrow
00:20:01Or
00:20:02We can go to that Mexican place
00:20:03That has those great margaritas
00:20:05Oh Tom
00:20:06You want tequila?
00:20:08What a great idea
00:20:09Okay everybody
00:20:13I need you to gather around
00:20:15And Connie has something to say
00:20:17Gabby
00:20:19Come on
00:20:19She is waiting
00:20:19Let her wait
00:20:20I need something to drink
00:20:21I'm trying to keep down
00:20:22One of her world famous tamales
00:20:24Thank you all so much
00:20:27For coming today
00:20:28It's been so long
00:20:30Since we've been together
00:20:31We love you
00:20:33And Connie
00:20:33Oh and I love all of you
00:20:35There's nothing more important
00:20:37Than family
00:20:38And now I have an announcement
00:20:40To make
00:20:40As many of you know
00:20:42I battled a weak heart
00:20:44For most of my life
00:20:45And the doctor now tells me
00:20:47That I may only have
00:20:49A few months left
00:20:51Sorry
00:20:56Bad heart
00:20:57Floor's all yours
00:20:58As some of you know
00:21:00I've been taking care of
00:21:01My granddaughter
00:21:02My beautiful Anna
00:21:03Because of my condition
00:21:06I can't do it anymore
00:21:08And I need someone
00:21:09To take her in
00:21:10I realize that
00:21:15This is a lot to ask
00:21:16We would love to help out
00:21:18But Miguel just lost his job
00:21:20We're barely scraping by
00:21:22I understand
00:21:23Obviously it has to be someone
00:21:25Who can afford to do this
00:21:27We wish we could
00:21:30But we've got such a full house
00:21:32Maybe it should be someone
00:21:33Who doesn't have kids
00:21:35I know this is not going to be easy
00:21:38But we're family
00:21:39And this is what we do
00:21:41For each other
00:21:42Well you know
00:21:46We're still going to be family tomorrow
00:21:48So I think we should
00:21:50Think about it overnight
00:21:52And search our hearts
00:21:53And try to figure out
00:21:55Which one of your homes
00:21:56Is best for Anna
00:21:57Gabrielle's right
00:22:02And please know
00:22:03That I won't judge
00:22:04Any of you harshly
00:22:06If you decide
00:22:06That you cannot take care
00:22:08Of my beautiful
00:22:09Granddaughter
00:22:10We love you Ann Connie
00:22:13Yay
00:22:14What are you doing?
00:22:33I'm helping
00:22:35I don't need any help
00:22:37And besides
00:22:38My Parisian salad
00:22:39Doesn't call for any chives
00:22:40Yes
00:22:42I've always thought
00:22:43It was a bit bland
00:22:44I think the chives
00:22:45Will give it the bite
00:22:46It's so sorely lacking
00:22:48My salad has plenty
00:22:50Of bite
00:22:51So
00:22:56When are you moving out?
00:22:59Actually I'm not
00:23:00Excuse me?
00:23:02Well I've decided to stay
00:23:03So we can work on our marriage
00:23:04Am I cutting these too fine?
00:23:06Orson I understand
00:23:07This is a shock
00:23:08But you have to face facts
00:23:09Our marriage
00:23:10Is over
00:23:11Oh
00:23:12Once you weigh what's at stake
00:23:14I think you'll change your mind
00:23:15Well if you're referring
00:23:16To the financial settlement
00:23:18I already told you
00:23:19I don't care anymore
00:23:20No actually
00:23:20I'm referring to your freedom
00:23:22I've been to jail Bree
00:23:24Trust me
00:23:24You wouldn't last ten seconds
00:23:25Jail?
00:23:27Yes of course
00:23:28Insurance fraud
00:23:29Is a serious crime
00:23:30Ah but I never filed
00:23:31An insurance claim
00:23:32Ah but I did
00:23:34What?
00:23:37Yes
00:23:38I thought we were robbed
00:23:39So of course I did the responsible thing
00:23:41And reported it
00:23:41On both our behalves
00:23:43And since you rather carelessly rented
00:23:47The storage unit
00:23:48Under your own name
00:23:49I think the police will find me
00:23:51Completely blameless
00:23:51You would actually send your wife to prison?
00:23:54My wife?
00:23:55No
00:23:55My ex-wife?
00:23:56You bet
00:23:57But it won't come to that darling
00:23:59I know we can get back
00:24:01To what we both once had
00:24:02That will never happen
00:24:06I'm sure we've had our challenges
00:24:07Your penchant for emasculation
00:24:10My kleptomania
00:24:11But every marriage
00:24:12Has its ebb and flow
00:24:13Orson please don't do this
00:24:16I don't love you
00:24:18It's alright darling
00:24:24I have enough love for the both of us
00:24:28Mmm
00:24:32Not bland anymore
00:24:34The girls are sacked out
00:24:46Can we talk now?
00:24:48What's there to talk about?
00:24:49You won't even let the girls get a golden retriever
00:24:51And now you want to take in a teenager?
00:24:53It's not about what I want
00:24:54It's about doing the right thing
00:24:56This is what family does for each other
00:24:58Well luckily it's a big family
00:24:59Let her go live with Nina and Louise
00:25:01They have eight kids
00:25:02So what's one more?
00:25:03They'll never know the difference
00:25:04You're being selfish
00:25:06No I'm thinking about our children
00:25:08They're so happy
00:25:09Taking in a kid we don't even know?
00:25:11That's a huge risk
00:25:13Yeah it's the same risk my Aunt Connie took for me and my mother
00:25:16When my father left
00:25:18Mama and I had nowhere else to turn
00:25:19Aunt Connie opened her home to us
00:25:22She saved us from the streets
00:25:23Yeah and knowing Aunt Connie
00:25:24She's waited all these years to call that favor in
00:25:27She's probably dying on purpose
00:25:29Babe
00:25:30We are so blessed
00:25:32This is a chance for us to give back
00:25:35Maybe God gave me back my sight
00:25:37And all this money
00:25:37So I could help my family
00:25:38Gabby think about it
00:25:42If something happened to us
00:25:44Wouldn't you want someone to do this for our two girls?
00:25:53Okay whoa whoa easy
00:25:54You're a little drunk there
00:25:55I love you Linda
00:25:57I love you too baby
00:25:59There you go
00:26:00And I love you present
00:26:01I'm bored
00:26:01I never could tell you two apart
00:26:05But you're my favorite
00:26:07Lynette
00:26:10How come you let me drink so many margaritas?
00:26:13Yeah and why'd we have to stay till closing?
00:26:16It's almost two
00:26:17Who cares what time it is?
00:26:18We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life
00:26:21Woohoo!
00:26:22Woohoo!
00:26:22Hey, someone called
00:26:24Tom Scabo, this is Mr. Cummings
00:26:27We met during your tour of the campus
00:26:28Forgive me, but I gave you the wrong date for the admissions test
00:26:32It's tomorrow at 8 a.m.
00:26:35Oh cram
00:26:36I got crap for that test
00:26:38Oh jeez
00:26:40They're on to you
00:26:59Those messages you sent to my receptionist
00:27:05Didn't fool anybody
00:27:06They've identified my body
00:27:09And now
00:27:10They're trying to trap you
00:27:12It's not gonna work
00:27:15They can trace those signals, Dave
00:27:17They're going to find you
00:27:21It's too late
00:27:27Whatever plan you had
00:27:29It went to hell when you killed me
00:27:31You should have stayed on your meds
00:27:34You don't know what you're talking about
00:27:36I'm getting away with this
00:27:38Why would you want to?
00:27:39I don't mean to criticize
00:27:41But I thought you were doing this for us
00:27:43I am
00:27:49I want justice for our family
00:27:53Then who cares if you're caught
00:27:55We miss you, Dave
00:27:57We should be together
00:28:00So, what are you saying?
00:28:05So I should just walk over and kill MJ now?
00:28:09Sure, why not?
00:28:13And let's face it
00:28:14Your plan to take the kid to some lake
00:28:15And pretend he accidentally drowned
00:28:18Boring
00:28:19Isn't it better that Susan
00:28:22Isn't it better that Susan know why
00:28:23Her son had to die?
00:28:26I mean, the whole point is to make her suffer
00:28:28Right?
00:28:31That's true
00:28:32And then the whole world will finally understand
00:28:36What you've been going through
00:28:39Yeah, that's it
00:28:57Good job
00:28:58One more, just like that
00:28:59Hey
00:29:01Can I talk to you a sec?
00:29:03Yeah, sure
00:29:04I'm going to get some juice
00:29:07You want anything?
00:29:08No, thanks
00:29:09So, look
00:29:10I'm sorry if I was a little under-enthusiastic the other day
00:29:16About you and Catherine getting married
00:29:18Oh, I understand
00:29:20You just found out your fiancé was being deported
00:29:22The timing kind of sucked
00:29:23Yeah, that and, uh
00:29:26I don't know
00:29:28It did kind of come out of nowhere
00:29:29Well, we have been living together
00:29:33I know
00:29:33But still
00:29:36I mean, it happened so fast
00:29:38I just...
00:29:40I want to make sure that you know what you're doing
00:29:42Susan
00:29:45I know
00:29:46And feel free to throw me out of your house
00:29:48If I'm out of line
00:29:49But do you love her?
00:29:59Why would you ask that?
00:30:02Just answer the question
00:30:03Yeah
00:30:06And I love her
00:30:08Good
00:30:12That's all I needed to hear
00:30:14Well, I hope that you will be very happy together
00:30:21And I hope everything works out for you and Jackson
00:30:27Yeah, well
00:30:28I don't know if that's going to happen
00:30:30What do you mean?
00:30:32Did you try and get married?
00:30:34Oh, the truth is, um
00:30:35Well, it's complicated
00:30:39Hey, Susan
00:30:42MJ, tell me you were here
00:30:43What are you guys talking about?
00:30:47We were talking about you, actually
00:30:49Me?
00:30:51What about me?
00:30:53What about me?
00:30:53Well
00:30:54I realized that I never properly congratulated you on getting married
00:31:01Really?
00:31:07Really?
00:31:08Hey, babe
00:31:15How'd the test go?
00:31:20It's as though
00:31:21I dug down deep
00:31:24And I found a new level of suck
00:31:27That I never knew I had in me
00:31:28I'm sure it wasn't that bad
00:31:30Lynette
00:31:32I puked tequila in the parking lot
00:31:37I passed out twice in the essay section
00:31:40And I giggled uncontrollably when I read the word Uranus
00:31:43Add to that
00:31:45That I'm pretty sure that I spelled scabo wrong
00:31:47And it is a safe bet
00:31:49That I will not be broadening my horizons anytime soon
00:31:52Hey
00:31:54Don't sweat it
00:31:56You wanted to learn Chinese?
00:31:58We'll get you a book
00:32:00Mandarin is a very complicated language
00:32:04You can't get the kind of fluency you need for the professional marketplace from a book
00:32:09Marketplace?
00:32:13That's the whole point
00:32:15China is one of the world's fastest growing economies
00:32:19The opportunities for someone with my marketing experience
00:32:22Who can speak the language
00:32:23Are amazing
00:32:24I mean, we're talking buku bucks
00:32:25I could have totally reinvented myself
00:32:28That's
00:32:33A brilliant plan
00:32:35Why didn't you tell me this?
00:32:41What does it matter?
00:32:45It's over
00:32:46I'm sorry I let you down
00:32:54Wow, you're getting married this weekend
00:33:05Yeah, that's a good thing about Vegas
00:33:07Doesn't require any planning
00:33:08Oh my gosh
00:33:09You know what?
00:33:10Why don't you come with us?
00:33:11You could be my mind of honor
00:33:12That's ridiculous, isn't it?
00:33:18It's sweet
00:33:18But
00:33:19Yes, ridiculous
00:33:21And besides
00:33:23MJ and I have
00:33:24Big plans this weekend
00:33:25You see this?
00:33:54I'm glad I caught you
00:33:57Is your friend's boat still available this weekend?
00:34:01What?
00:34:02Well, I was thinking about what you said
00:34:03And you were right
00:34:04It really would do me good to get out of here for a few days
00:34:07You're right
00:34:10It would do us all some good
00:34:13Carlos
00:34:22You have no idea how much this means to me
00:34:26Knowing that you and Gabby will be looking after my beautiful Anna
00:34:31I can finally be at peace
00:34:34Oh, I love you too
00:34:38And tell Gabby I said thank you
00:34:42Bye
00:34:43So, are you going to tell them the truth about Anna?
00:34:50Oh, they'll find out soon enough
00:34:51Hello
00:35:00Hi, I'm trying to reach Roberta Simmons
00:35:03Speaking
00:35:04But barely
00:35:05Who's this?
00:35:06This is Claire Cormier
00:35:08Dr. Heller's receptionist
00:35:10Do you remember me?
00:35:12Yeah, sure
00:35:12But I'm right in the middle of my breakfast
00:35:14So if you'd call me back around 11
00:35:16I just thought you might want to know
00:35:18The police stopped by
00:35:19They told me that Dr. Heller is dead
00:35:22Yeah, go on
00:35:24I'm listening
00:35:25Dr. Heller died in a fire at the Whitehorse?
00:35:31And apparently there was no smoke in his lungs
00:35:33Which means he was dead before the fire started
00:35:36My guess the person he was coming to see is the person who killed him
00:35:40Dave
00:35:42Dave
00:35:43Roberta, what are we going to do?
00:35:48Go to the police
00:35:49And tell them what
00:35:49Oh, we know Dr. Heller was a criminal psychologist
00:35:52And we're pretty sure Dave was his patient
00:35:54I'd feel better if we had proof
00:35:57I'd feel better if I had a functioning liver
00:35:59But sometimes you have to play the hand you're dealt
00:36:01If we walk into the police with a half-cocked story
00:36:04They're going to laugh us out at the station
00:36:05I don't know how, but we've got to give them something more
00:36:09Didn't you tell me Dave once broke into your house?
00:36:13Yeah
00:36:14Why?
00:36:15Maybe it's time we return the favor
00:36:19You know when you missed your appointment on Monday
00:36:23We thought maybe you skipped out on us
00:36:27Yeah, well, as you can see I was otherwise detained
00:36:31You know this guy?
00:36:34No
00:36:38Who is he?
00:36:40Samuel Heller, the John Doe who died in the club fire
00:36:43You sure you didn't see him when you were in that back hallway?
00:36:46No
00:36:47Like I told you that night, I was only back there for a minute
00:36:50And you didn't see anybody?
00:36:52Geez, it was a long time ago
00:36:55I was looking for the men's room
00:36:58I ran to Dave Williams, he was coming out of the storage room
00:37:01Wait
00:37:01You saw Dave Williams coming out of the storage room?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:06Didn't I tell you that before?
00:37:10I thought it was the bathroom, but Dave pointed me in the right direction
00:37:13And right after that, somebody locked you in
00:37:18Come on, you don't think Dave did that?
00:37:23I don't know
00:37:23He have any reason to harm you?
00:37:26No
00:37:27We're friends
00:37:29He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met
00:37:32Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Pratt
00:37:37Sorry I couldn't be more help
00:37:40How many times we talked to this Williams guy?
00:37:46Oh, I don't know
00:37:47Four
00:37:48He ever mentioned anything about being in that storage room?
00:37:52He did not
00:37:54And I'm going to catch a fish this big
00:38:13Well, if you do, we're going to clean it and serve it up for dinner
00:38:15And if I don't, can we eat the worms?
00:38:18Just make sure he catches a fish
00:38:21Hey, Mike
00:38:22I got something for you
00:38:24It's a video from our band
00:38:25One of our early rehearsals
00:38:27Man, do I even want to see this?
00:38:29Yeah
00:38:29We weren't half bad
00:38:30Don't watch it till you get back from your honeymoon
00:38:32Okay?
00:38:34Will do
00:38:35Thanks
00:38:35Bye, Mike
00:38:40Have a nice wedding
00:38:43Thanks
00:38:44You take good care of my boy, okay?
00:39:00You can count on me
00:39:01You can count on me
00:39:17I don't know
00:39:18I don't know
00:39:21You can only see others
00:39:21You're a beautiful, elegant, classy woman.
00:39:36There's no way you're going to end up alone.
00:39:42Well, insurance fraud is a serious crime.
00:39:43You actually sent your wife to prison?
00:39:45My wife? No.
00:39:46My ex-wife? You bet.
00:39:48And now you want to take in a teenager?
00:39:50Carlos did the right thing.
00:39:51This is what family does for each other.
00:39:53Dr. Heller is dead.
00:39:55Amateur sleuths.
00:39:56My guess the person he was coming to see is the person who killed him.
00:39:58Zeroed in on their prey.
00:40:00Dave.
00:40:01I had to kill MJ Delfino.
00:40:03And Dave made a video.
00:40:04Don't watch it until you get back from your honeymoon.
00:40:06Have a nice wedding.
00:40:07Thanks.
00:40:09You take good care of my boy, okay?
00:40:11You can count on me.
00:40:11The first thing Lila Dash thought about that fateful morning was her husband Dave.
00:40:30It occurred to her she should buy him a new tie.
00:40:38She thought of her husband again that afternoon.
00:40:41And decided she would make him something special for dinner.
00:40:49That evening Lila once again thought about her husband.
00:40:52And she asked herself what she had done to deserve someone so wonderful.
00:40:59Hey you.
00:41:04What are you thinking about?
00:41:06Nothing.
00:41:10So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?
00:41:13Oh, I'd love to.
00:41:14But I brought work home.
00:41:15Again?
00:41:16I know.
00:41:17I'm so boring.
00:41:18Hey.
00:41:19Why don't you two go?
00:41:21No.
00:41:22We'll all go tomorrow.
00:41:23Now how can you make this face wait a whole day for ice cream and look sad?
00:41:29Oh, fine.
00:41:32I'll take her a nap.
00:41:35Come on, sweetie.
00:41:39Hey.
00:41:40How about tomorrow night?
00:41:42I'll leave my briefcase at the office and we do something special.
00:41:45Just the three of us.
00:41:47It's a date.
00:41:53But there would be no tomorrows for Lila and Paige Dash.
00:42:03Because that was the night they crashed into Susan and Mike Delfino.
00:42:09The last thing Lila Dash thought about before she died was her husband, Dave.
00:42:26She wondered what her death would do to him.
00:42:29Luckily for Lila, she would never know.
00:42:53There was a wedding recently at Fairview Presbyterian Church.
00:42:59The minister spoke about the nature of marriage.
00:43:03And then said what all ministers say to conclude such matters.
00:43:09You may now kiss the bride.
00:43:14It was then that church bells began to ring.
00:43:18Telling brides to be everywhere.
00:43:21Their turn was next.
00:43:23Hello, groom.
00:43:28Guess what?
00:43:29They called the hotel to tell them we were getting married.
00:43:31They promised to upgrade us to a suite and have champagne on ice.
00:43:34Isn't that terrific?
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:36That's great.
00:43:37Wow.
00:43:38I hope you can muster up a little more enthusiasm for the I do's.
00:43:41I'm sorry.
00:43:42I'm just thinking about Susan and MJ.
00:43:45Why?
00:43:46When they left, I just got a weird vibe from Dave.
00:43:49Dave always gives off a weird vibe.
00:43:51That's just Dave.
00:43:52No, I think I should call him.
00:43:54Or maybe you should get our bags in the car so we don't miss our flight.
00:43:58Because if we miss our flight, we're going to miss our wedding day.
00:44:01And if we miss our wedding day, we're going to miss our wedding night.
00:44:04Yeah, you're right.
00:44:10I'm probably worried about nothing.
00:44:12I'll load the car.
00:44:13Uh, we need to stop at the store.
00:44:14I have to get videotaped for the camera.
00:44:16No, I got some old ones at the desk.
00:44:17Just grab one.
00:44:17We'll record over it.
00:44:28She's two blocks away.
00:44:29She'll be here any second.
00:44:31Great.
00:44:31Are you nervous?
00:44:35Why would I be nervous?
00:44:36I know you're about to have a teenager in the house.
00:44:39Well, I didn't say I wasn't sedated.
00:44:41Yeah, I'm a little freaked out too.
00:44:42But we're doing the right thing.
00:44:44Yeah.
00:44:45When I think about everything that little girl's been through.
00:44:48Her dad walked out.
00:44:49Her mother's in jail.
00:44:51The way she bounced from relative to relative.
00:44:53I just want this to be the end of the line for her.
00:44:55Me too.
00:44:58Mommy, here comes a taxi.
00:44:59I wonder if she'll even remember me.
00:45:02Oh, I doubt it.
00:45:03You haven't seen her since she was six.
00:45:05Yeah, but when she was little, I used to spend a lot of time with her and her dad before he left.
00:45:10I remember taking her on the swings at the park.
00:45:13I remember buying her ice cream.
00:45:15I remember giving her piggyback rides.
00:45:16I don't remember that.
00:45:31You told him about the divorce?
00:45:33I had to.
00:45:33He found the storage unit.
00:45:35He wanted an explanation.
00:45:36I was in such a state of shock.
00:45:38I couldn't think of anything else to say.
00:45:41Bree, this isn't good.
00:45:42You have no idea.
00:45:43Now he's saying if I try to divorce him, he can go to the police and report me.
00:45:47Report you?
00:45:48For what?
00:45:49Filing a false insurance claim.
00:45:52He's the one who filed it, but he's going to say that I told him to.
00:45:55Oh, crap.
00:45:56I told him I don't love him.
00:45:57He said he doesn't care.
00:45:58He wants us to work on our marriage.
00:46:00Wow.
00:46:00Well, clearly the guy's a little crazy.
00:46:02A little?
00:46:04The man put chives in my Parisian salad.
00:46:06He should be in a straitjacket.
00:46:08Okay, calm down.
00:46:10This isn't the end of the world.
00:46:12Isn't it?
00:46:13I'm being blackmailed by a man I'm starting to despise, and if I don't pretend to love him,
00:46:17he can have me arrested.
00:46:20Bree.
00:46:23I don't want you to worry about this.
00:46:25We're going to think of something.
00:46:28What can we think of?
00:46:29He's holding all the cards.
00:46:31Trust me.
00:46:32No one ever holds all the cards.
00:46:38What's going on?
00:46:59I just got off the phone with the university.
00:47:00Mm-hmm.
00:47:01I'm in.
00:47:02Really?
00:47:03You passed the test?
00:47:04Not only did I pass the test, your genius husband scored in the top 5% drunk out of
00:47:09his mind.
00:47:11Which, by the way, I am not condoning.
00:47:13Ever.
00:47:15Congrats, Dad.
00:47:16Thank you, baby.
00:47:17Mwah.
00:47:18I can help you study if you want.
00:47:19I'm not sure how much help you're going to be.
00:47:21I'm majoring in Chinese.
00:47:23I know how to say take me to a strip bar in Mandarin.
00:47:27I'm so proud.
00:47:29Porter, aren't you going to congratulate your father?
00:47:31Congratulations on ruining my life.
00:47:34If you see me on campus, you're not allowed to talk to me.
00:47:38Okay, that's everyone.
00:47:40This calls for hot fudge sundaes.
00:47:43Everybody, in the car.
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:47Aw.
00:47:47Mwah.
00:47:48You coming?
00:47:48I'm going to make a quick phone call, and I'll be right out.
00:47:50Hi, this is Lynette Scavo.
00:47:59May I please speak to Dr. Rushton?
00:48:01Tell him it's important.
00:48:05Hi.
00:48:07Dr. Rushton, I need to come in and see you as soon as possible.
00:48:11I think the cancer's back.
00:48:13Mommy, can I have a juice box?
00:48:23Oh, sweetie, you just had one.
00:48:25And we don't want to have to stop ten times so you can go to the bathroom.
00:48:29I miss diapers.
00:48:32Oh, the joys of being a parent.
00:48:35Yeah, I remember.
00:48:36You do?
00:48:39I had a little girl.
00:48:40She died.
00:48:43Oh, my God.
00:48:45I mean, I had no idea.
00:48:47I'm so sorry.
00:48:49That's okay.
00:48:51I'm learning to deal with it.
00:48:56I can't believe Edie gave you a key.
00:48:58Why not?
00:48:59She trusted me.
00:49:00And I only used it when I was out of milk or bread.
00:49:03Or cash.
00:49:05Okay, look for anything that can tie Dave to Dr. Heller.
00:49:08Or look through his files, his papers, even his trash.
00:49:15Roberta, what are you doing?
00:49:16We're trying to catch a murderer.
00:49:17I know, but before I get to the bottom of that, I'd like to get to the bottom of this.
00:49:22Look.
00:49:25Muscle relaxer.
00:49:26Score.
00:49:26Put that back there, not yours.
00:49:28Yeah, apparently they're not his either.
00:49:29Who's David Dash?
00:49:33Mr. Williams, it's the police.
00:49:35Oh, Jesus.
00:49:35We need to ask you a few questions.
00:49:38Please tell me you don't have anything illegal on you.
00:49:41I do, but it's hidden.
00:49:42And if they find it, we've got a lawsuit.
00:49:47Ladies.
00:49:50Open up, please.
00:49:50And hi there.
00:50:03Can I help you?
00:50:03I hope so.
00:50:05Are you Orson Hodge?
00:50:06Yes, I am.
00:50:06You are.
00:50:10You want me to let go?
00:50:12You want me to let go?
00:50:13There, I let go.
00:50:23Now you've got to do the same.
00:50:24I don't know what you mean, but I think you do.
00:50:27And I'm a bit serious.
00:50:28If you don't let go, next time neither will I.
00:50:31I brought you a laundry basket.
00:50:41You need me to show you how to use a washer?
00:50:45That's my clever way of saying you're going to be doing your own laundry.
00:50:48Oh, okay.
00:50:52You know, the girls have chores, too.
00:50:53It's how we teach them responsibility.
00:50:55Speaking of which, uh, curfew's ten o'clock, eleven on weekends.
00:51:01Does that seem reasonable?
00:51:03Sure.
00:51:04No problem.
00:51:05Hmm.
00:51:06This teenager thing isn't so bad.
00:51:09So, what are my other chores?
00:51:12Oh, well, not to push my luck, but I was thinking you could sweep the front porch and take care of the guest bathroom.
00:51:18You got it.
00:51:21Well, that's a pretty dress.
00:51:25Oh, my God, it's Versace.
00:51:27Yeah, it's all right.
00:51:30All right?
00:51:31Young lady, if you live under my roof, you will not disparage Versace.
00:51:35Sorry.
00:51:36No, I'm just kidding.
00:51:37It was a joke.
00:51:39Oh, funny.
00:51:41Well, I guess I'm going to get started on my laundry.
00:51:45Vera Wang?
00:51:47Where are you getting all these dresses?
00:51:49They were gifts.
00:51:51You know, from boyfriends.
00:51:53Boyfriends?
00:51:54How many do you have?
00:51:55Not as many as I used to.
00:51:56I had to make some cutbacks.
00:51:59Yeah.
00:51:59The economy has hit us all.
00:52:02So, what kind of boyfriends can afford things like this?
00:52:07They're college guys with rich parents who can pay for everything.
00:52:10Uh-huh.
00:52:11And so, they give you designer clothes, and you give them...
00:52:15The pleasure of my company.
00:52:18Okay, well, don't take this the wrong way, but that's not exactly from the Versace Virgin line.
00:52:25I don't have to do anything.
00:52:27They just have to think I might.
00:52:29Uh-huh.
00:52:29And how long do you think that will last?
00:52:32Till 10 o'clock.
00:52:3311 on the weekends.
00:52:34Just kidding.
00:52:37It was a joke.
00:52:40No.
00:52:41Funny.
00:52:42Are you all right?
00:52:58What happened to your shirt?
00:53:01Why don't you ask your friend?
00:53:03The one you hired to assault me.
00:53:06You were assaulted?
00:53:06He, uh, grabbed me by the throat, threw me to the ground, and told me to let go.
00:53:13Your message came through loud and clear.
00:53:17I had nothing to do with that.
00:53:19Oh, please.
00:53:22Who else would have done it?
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:28But I swear to you, we may have our differences, but I would never hire someone to attack you.
00:53:32You have to believe me.
00:53:40I do.
00:53:43Forgive me.
00:53:45I should have known you could never hurt me.
00:53:50I'll stay.
00:53:52What?
00:53:53Once I've unpacked, I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.
00:53:55I'll bring you my shirt so you can mend it.
00:54:02We're just running to the store, Anna.
00:54:10We'll be back in a bit.
00:54:11Okay.
00:54:11I'll sweep the porch while you're gone.
00:54:13And if you don't mind, will you make sure Juanita and Celia do their chores, too?
00:54:16Sure thing.
00:54:16I got the rest, babe.
00:54:31All right.
00:54:32I'll see you inside.
00:54:36Oh, you're back.
00:54:39Oh, my God.
00:54:41Anna, the house is so clean.
00:54:43I just wanted to do my part.
00:54:45Why did you get everything done so quickly?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:52You finished upstairs, Anna.
00:54:53Anything else you need done?
00:54:57They wanted to hang out, but I had chores to do.
00:54:59So they insisted on helping me.
00:55:02Aren't they sweet?
00:55:04Hey.
00:55:05Um, I'm not bragging, and I don't recommend it, but you could so eat out of your downstairs toilet.
00:55:10Okay, boys.
00:55:13Thanks for your hard work, but maybe it's time to go home and take a shower.
00:55:17Preferably a cold one.
00:55:20Bye, Preston.
00:55:21I'm Porter.
00:55:22I'm Preston.
00:55:23Oh, you can call me whatever you want.
00:55:25All right.
00:55:28Mommy, it was so cool.
00:55:30Anna got the boys to do my chores, too.
00:55:32Did she?
00:55:35I want to learn how to make boys do stuff.
00:55:37Can you teach me?
00:55:38Okay, Juanita, go to your room, and don't come out until you're 18.
00:55:42Is something wrong?
00:55:44Anna, the whole point of chores is that you do them.
00:55:48You don't bat your eyes and call rent a horny kid.
00:55:51The house is clean.
00:55:52What do you care how it got that way?
00:55:54I care about the message it sends to my little girls, and I'm starting to care a little bit
00:55:57about your tone.
00:55:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:56:00How do you like your housekeepers to speak to you?
00:56:05And the teenager has finally arrived.
00:56:08Anna, listen.
00:56:09We want you to be part of this family.
00:56:11We will love you and support you and take care of you, but in exchange, you will show
00:56:15us a little bit of respect and obey our rules, which means doing your own chores, no boys
00:56:20in the house, and no more gifts from men.
00:56:22I get it now.
00:56:29You're jealous.
00:56:32Of what?
00:56:33Of me.
00:56:34You're not young anymore.
00:56:36You can't get guys to do things for you, and that drives you crazy.
00:56:41You want to say crazy?
00:56:43Make one more statement like that, and I am throwing your ass out on the street.
00:56:47You care to test me?
00:56:48I don't know what I did.
00:57:13She wants to kick me out.
00:57:14So she had a couple boys come over and do her chores.
00:57:19You've been doing stuff like that your whole life.
00:57:20That's not the point.
00:57:21You didn't hear the way she talked to me.
00:57:23I don't care.
00:57:24You don't tell a kid who's been bounced around her whole life that you're going to throw her
00:57:27out on the street.
00:57:28I didn't tell her that.
00:57:29I just kind of threatened to.
00:57:33Bottom line, she is my niece, and she is not going anywhere.
00:57:37You're the adult, Gabby.
00:57:38Start acting like it.
00:57:38I know this looks bad, but we did what we did for a good reason.
00:57:54Ma'am, you can't break in a person's house for any reason.
00:57:57What if there's a baby inside and there's a fire?
00:58:00Well...
00:58:01See, everything's not all cut and dry, is it, Rookie?
00:58:04Roberta, don't piss him off.
00:58:05You can't take a club to the head like you used to.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:11I just got off the phone with Hella's secretary.
00:58:13David Dash was definitely a patient there.
00:58:15Well, that's why we couldn't make the match.
00:58:17He changed his license.
00:58:18Hey, get this.
00:58:19He's the same guy whose wife and daughter were killed in a car crash up on Canterbury Road.
00:58:23Canterbury Road?
00:58:24I remember that accident.
00:58:26My neighbors Mike and Susan were in the car that hit him.
00:58:28Oh, wait, now, wait.
00:58:30Okay, that's weird.
00:58:31I mean, why would Dave move on to the same street as the people who killed his family?
00:58:41The doctor has your results.
00:58:42He'll be here in a minute.
00:58:46Do you know what they are?
00:58:48You'll need to talk to the doctor about that.
00:58:51Come on.
00:58:52I know you know.
00:58:53It's cancer again.
00:58:54Am I right?
00:58:55I honestly don't know.
00:58:56Now, please, he'll just be a moment.
00:58:59If it's cancer and I find out you're new, I won't be dying alone.
00:59:08Hello, Lynette.
00:59:09Hi.
00:59:10Well, I'm glad you came in.
00:59:11We got the results back and the test did pick something up.
00:59:16So, and is the cancer?
00:59:17Oh, God, I can't go through this.
00:59:19No, no, no.
00:59:20Nothing like that.
00:59:22You're pregnant.
00:59:23Excuse me?
00:59:27About six weeks or so.
00:59:32Are you sure it's not cancer?
00:59:33Okay, Susan, but when you're out on the boat, make sure you put on sunscreen.
00:59:41And on your feet, too.
00:59:43Remember our trip to Mexico?
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:47I'll talk to you guys later.
00:59:51Everything's fine.
00:59:52I don't know what I was worried about.
00:59:53Are you sure you want to do this?
01:00:01Do what?
01:00:02Go to Vegas, get married.
01:00:04I mean, it is a whole weekend away from Susan.
01:00:07Catherine, I told you, I just wanted to make sure MJ was okay.
01:00:10Why don't you just admit it?
01:00:12You still hung up on her.
01:00:14For God's sake, are we going to do this again?
01:00:15All I know is, it's our wedding day, and you were in a crappy mood until you talked to your ex-wife.
01:00:20Catherine, I wouldn't be sitting here if I didn't want to marry you, okay?
01:00:28Really?
01:00:29Really.
01:00:31Do I need to shout it out in the airport?
01:00:33You wouldn't do that.
01:00:34Oh, I will.
01:00:35I'll do whatever I need to, to prove my love.
01:00:37It's okay.
01:00:38You convinced me.
01:00:43I'm dying for a cappuccino.
01:00:45You want one?
01:00:47Yeah, I do.
01:00:48You said it.
01:00:50I do.
01:00:52Can't take it back now.
01:00:54You should be allowed to just walk away.
01:00:58I know some people will wonder, why didn't I just kill Susan?
01:01:04Well, what good would that have done?
01:01:07You should be dead.
01:01:08There'd be no suffering.
01:01:10And to those of you who hate me because I took the life of an innocent, young boy, I say...
01:01:17Catherine!
01:01:22Excuse me, that woman I was with, tell her I had to go.
01:01:23It's an emergency.
01:01:24Oh, uh, your friend asked me to tell you he had to leave.
01:01:41What?
01:01:43He said to say he's sorry.
01:01:44What were you thinking?
01:02:01First tell me if it worked, then I'll tell you what I was thinking.
01:02:04Don't be glib.
01:02:05Did you hire someone to attack Orson?
01:02:08Yes.
01:02:09Are you insane?
01:02:10Your thug tried to strangle him.
01:02:12If Fia tried to strangle him, he'd be dead.
01:02:15Look, Orson had the upper hand in this divorce.
01:02:17We needed to regain it.
01:02:18Not by resorting to physical violence.
01:02:20I would never have given my permission for that.
01:02:22That's why I didn't ask you.
01:02:25What's your beef here, Bree?
01:02:26My beef is that from the minute I walked into this office,
01:02:29you have pulled me deeper and deeper into your moral cesspool.
01:02:32That is not why I hired you.
01:02:34Please.
01:02:35That is exactly why you hired me.
01:02:38Face it.
01:02:38You were tired of being a good girl.
01:02:40You knew it was time to play dirty.
01:02:42I wanted to protect what was mine.
01:02:43You have turned me into someone I don't recognize.
01:02:45And you've loved every minute of it.
01:02:47No, I haven't.
01:02:49Yes, you have.
01:02:50And so have I.
01:02:53Because the truth is,
01:02:55I think you're the most fascinating woman that I have ever met.
01:03:00What?
01:03:01What?
01:03:01If I have not been clear about how I feel about you,
01:03:08I apologize for any ambiguity.
01:03:11Understand this.
01:03:12I detest you.
01:03:14No, you don't.
01:03:15I can see it in your eyes.
01:03:17You want me to walk over there
01:03:18and pull you up against me and kiss you until your knees buckle.
01:03:21You're fired.
01:03:24Good.
01:03:25That keeps this from being a breach of ethics.
01:03:40My knees haven't buckled yet.
01:03:42She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
01:03:58I don't know why she's a fly.
01:03:59Oh, it's your daddy.
01:04:01Hey, Mike.
01:04:02Hey.
01:04:02Hey, where are you?
01:04:03Are you with Dave?
01:04:04Uh, yeah.
01:04:05We are in the car singing.
01:04:06All right, Susan, listen to me.
01:04:08Do not react to what I'm about to tell you.
01:04:11Wow, this sounds really...
01:04:12Susan, do you understand me?
01:04:16Okay.
01:04:17Dave's real name is David Dash.
01:04:20He's the husband of the woman we killed in the accident.
01:04:23Oh, my God.
01:04:24Don't react!
01:04:28Problem?
01:04:29Oh, that sucks.
01:04:33How could they cancel your flight?
01:04:35You guys are in danger.
01:04:37Just get away from him.
01:04:38Go to a gas station, a store, any place there's people.
01:04:40I'm on my way.
01:04:41Right.
01:04:43So, how long do you think you'll be delayed?
01:04:47I'm a half hour from the lake.
01:04:48I'm calling the cops right now.
01:04:49Just get away from him.
01:04:50Get out of that car and get away from Dave.
01:04:52And you call me the second you do.
01:04:54Okay.
01:04:55Um, well, I hope you get there soon.
01:04:59Lump display?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01What a drag.
01:05:03Okay, from the top.
01:05:04There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
01:05:07I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
01:05:11Perhaps she'll die.
01:05:12Ash, it feels like we've been driving forever.
01:05:20Maybe we should stretch our legs.
01:05:23Yeah, we're almost there.
01:05:24Let's keep going.
01:05:26Is she hungry, though?
01:05:27Maybe there's a restaurant up ahead.
01:05:29I really don't want to stop, Susan.
01:05:34Okay.
01:05:35It's no big deal.
01:05:36Okay.
01:05:36It's no big deal.
01:05:36Hon, look at what I got for college.
01:05:56I got pens.
01:05:57I got notebooks.
01:05:58I got an English to Mandarin dictionary,
01:06:00because you never know when you might need a gungung chuchu.
01:06:04Oh, and look at this.
01:06:06Check it out.
01:06:08They're scented.
01:06:09Do you want to smell great?
01:06:13What?
01:06:15It's like candy.
01:06:17I went to the doctor today.
01:06:20What's wrong?
01:06:23I'm pregnant.
01:06:25Pregnant?
01:06:27With a baby?
01:06:29How long have you been sniffing those markers, of course, with a baby?
01:06:33But you can't.
01:06:33I mean, we can't.
01:06:35We're old.
01:06:37Well, apparently not old enough.
01:06:43What am I going to do about school?
01:06:45What am I going to do about my job?
01:06:47We're going to have another baby.
01:06:57Actually, I have an addendum to that.
01:07:03Please tell me you're about to recite the Girl Scout oath.
01:07:06No, Tom.
01:07:07We're having twins.
01:07:10Again.
01:07:11I have to go potty.
01:07:22Okay, sweetie.
01:07:23Do you mind pulling over at the next rest stop?
01:07:26We're almost there, buddy.
01:07:27Can you hold it?
01:07:28No, I really have to go.
01:07:29No.
01:07:29I really have to go.
01:07:29Fine.
01:07:36Just hold on a few more minutes.
01:07:42Um, here?
01:07:44He can't go here.
01:07:47Come on, MJ.
01:07:48Let's go.
01:07:49Um, can't we find a gas station or maybe a diner?
01:07:52He's a big boy.
01:07:52He can use the bushes.
01:07:53I'm okay.
01:07:54Here.
01:07:54I'll go too far.
01:08:00Hello?
01:08:01Dave, Detective Collins with the Fairview PD.
01:08:04We know everything.
01:08:05I'm sorry, what are you doing?
01:08:06Heller, your wife, your child, all of it.
01:08:08If you come in now, I'll do everything I can to help you.
01:08:10But let's end this before someone gets hurt.
01:08:19Jesus.
01:08:20Jesus.
01:08:23Oh, MJ, run!
01:08:39Come on, honey.
01:08:40Let's run, let's run.
01:08:43Hurry, buddy.
01:08:44We're playing a game.
01:08:45Dave, okay?
01:08:46So run as fast as you can.
01:08:47Oh!
01:08:48Ow!
01:08:49Are you okay?
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:50Oh.
01:08:52Oh.
01:08:52I'm fine.
01:08:53Do it good.
01:08:54I'm fine.
01:08:55Okay.
01:08:56Look, it's really important that you win this game.
01:08:59So I want you to find a good hiding place.
01:09:01And even if you hear Dave, you don't come out.
01:09:03No matter what, okay?
01:09:04Okay?
01:09:06Don't worry.
01:09:07I'm gonna hide too.
01:09:08Now go.
01:09:09Go!
01:09:09Go!
01:09:15Where is he?
01:09:16You are not gonna mess this up.
01:09:23We are too close to the finish line.
01:09:24Now call him!
01:09:25Call him.
01:09:26Call him.
01:09:30MJ!
01:09:30Don't come out!
01:09:34MJ!
01:09:34MJ!
01:09:34Don't come out!
01:09:38Ah!
01:09:46MJ!
01:09:46You want to go fishing, don't you, buddy?
01:09:50Well, if you don't come out now, we're going to get there too late.
01:09:53I'll let you drive the boat!
01:10:00Okay.
01:10:01If you don't come out right now, we're going to leave without you.
01:10:07You don't want to be in this scary graveyard after dark, do you?
01:10:10Yeah?
01:10:10All right, MJ.
01:10:12We're leaving.
01:10:13All right, MJ.
01:10:15We're leaving.
01:10:17We're leaving.
01:10:38Mommy, wake up.
01:10:39I get to drive the boat.
01:10:47I put the volume really high.
01:10:49You don't want to hear all the boring, grown-up talk.
01:10:57Buckle up.
01:11:04What are you going to do to us?
01:11:05Shut up.
01:11:06I'm trying to think.
01:11:09Dave, please.
01:11:19I'm so sorry about that accident.
01:11:23You don't want to hurt MJ or me.
01:11:25You're a good person.
01:11:26I know you.
01:11:27Don't analyze me.
01:11:28The last guy who tried that didn't do so well.
01:11:35Well, you won't get away with it.
01:11:36Mike already called the cops.
01:11:37They're on their way.
01:11:38Susan?
01:11:39Susan?
01:11:48Where are you?
01:11:49Not up at the lake.
01:11:51Kind of screwed up my plans here, Mike.
01:11:52Mike?
01:11:53Oh, and Susan says hello.
01:11:56Okay, Dave.
01:11:58Take it easy.
01:11:59You want revenge?
01:12:01Let Susan and MJ go.
01:12:03Take me instead.
01:12:05How does it feel, Mike?
01:12:06How does it feel, Mike?
01:12:07To know that you can't save the people that you love?
01:12:12Hopeless?
01:12:13Like your entire life has no meaning?
01:12:16Dave, please.
01:12:19I can't be that far behind you.
01:12:20I'm on Route 12.
01:12:22You're on Route 12?
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26Yeah, come on.
01:12:27You don't want to hurt them.
01:12:29Let me be the one.
01:12:31You're right.
01:12:32You should be the one.
01:12:34So we got a deal?
01:12:36If I see one cop car, they're both dead.
01:12:40No cops.
01:12:42You just tell me where to meet you.
01:12:43Keep heading south.
01:12:44There's an abandoned gas station past the intersection of Route 12 and Canterbury Road.
01:12:51Canterbury Road, that's where we...
01:12:53Yeah, it is.
01:13:06Look familiar?
01:13:08What are you going to do to us?
01:13:10Why don't you bring us here?
01:13:13I thought it would be poetic.
01:13:16Mike should be here any minute.
01:13:19Dave, please.
01:13:21Don't hurt Mike. It wasn't his fault.
01:13:23No.
01:13:25It was your fault.
01:13:27But he wants to be the hero, so...
01:13:31Get out.
01:13:32I'm not leaving MJ.
01:13:36MJ's coming.
01:13:38I need to set you up first.
01:13:39Get out.
01:13:41Now.
01:13:47Try not to scare MJ when you bring him here.
01:13:50Actually, change of plans.
01:13:53What?
01:13:54MJ's staying with me.
01:13:55MJ's staying with me.
01:13:56He and I are going to pull into that intersection just as Mike comes barreling down that road.
01:14:02Oh, my God.
01:14:04And you're going to stay there and watch as Mike kills your child.
01:14:07Just like you killed mine.
01:14:10I told you it was poetic.
01:14:14Dave, please.
01:14:15Please.
01:14:17I cannot imagine the pain you went through, but you can't do this.
01:14:19You can't kill my little boy.
01:14:21Shut up.
01:14:23What if your daughter could see you now?
01:14:26Is this how you'd want her to see you?
01:14:28As a monster who could murder an innocent child?
01:14:34I'm not a monster.
01:14:37Dave!
01:14:38Dave!
01:14:47You don't need that.
01:14:49You're a big boy now.
01:14:58Mike!
01:15:09Mike!
01:15:23Mike!
01:15:26Jeff!
01:15:28No!
01:15:36MJ!
01:15:46MJ!
01:15:48Mama!
01:15:50Oh God, are you okay?
01:15:52He told me to get out of the car.
01:15:58Mike!
01:16:02Mike!
01:16:08You got me!
01:16:10Oh God!
01:16:28So what do you say we all go out for ice cream?
01:16:34Oh, I'd love to, but I brought work home.
01:16:38Again?
01:16:40I know, I'm so boring.
01:16:42Hey, why don't you two go?
01:16:44Oh, fine.
01:16:46I'll take her nap.
01:16:48Come on, sweetie.
01:16:50Wait.
01:16:58Don't go.
01:17:00We have marshmallows and chocolate.
01:17:02I can make s'mores.
01:17:04Would you like that, my little princess?
01:17:06Yeah!
01:17:08Yeah.
01:17:10You sure?
01:17:12You said you had work.
01:17:14You can wait.
01:17:16I always have time for my girls.
01:17:28I always have time for my girls.
01:17:32Thank you, Bill.
01:17:32Take care.
01:17:34Bye, or leave.
01:17:36Ohh!
01:17:37Bye, or leave me.
01:17:40You were forced to bare your boys.
01:17:43Bye!
01:17:44You were forced to survive black that?
01:17:47They buckle in the room...
01:17:48Neverävations.
01:17:51静.
01:17:53Share your feelings.
01:17:55Send back their dreams.
01:17:58There was a wedding recently at Fairview Presbyterian Church.
01:18:05The minister spoke about the nature of marriage,
01:18:11the sublime joy of giving birth,
01:18:19the immense pleasure of raising a family,
01:18:27the importance of lifelong fidelity.
01:18:34And then he said what all ministers say to conclude such matters.
01:18:40You may now kiss the bride.
01:18:47For a moment, the groom wondered if he was doing the right thing.
01:18:54That's when the bells began to ring, telling him he had.