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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:02I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
00:04Lynette made an announcement.
00:06I need to start dating again.
00:08But her first attempt...
00:09Oh, the salmon looks good.
00:11At a steakhouse?
00:12...was a disaster.
00:13The stress of covering up a crime...
00:16You told us that as long as we trusted each other, everything would be fine.
00:19You're on your own.
00:20...drove a wedge between Brie and her friends.
00:23A night out is exactly what you need to lift your spirits.
00:26Leading her back to an old addiction and down a very dangerous path.
00:36Being in love can bring out the worst in people.
00:40They may become stingy...
00:43...or hostile...
00:46...or simply indifferent.
00:50But in the beginning, when love is still a promise...
00:57...people bring their best to the table.
01:00Here's to second chances.
01:02Oh, here's to you for giving me a second chance.
01:07I really didn't expect you to be so nice on the phone.
01:10I guess you were charmed by my groveling.
01:12But now I'm kind of in a pickle.
01:15I spent the last week complaining about the crazy bitch I went out with.
01:18Now I have to go back and tell everyone.
01:19This is one of the best dates of my life.
01:22Aw, that's so sweet.
01:24No, not so fast. We haven't had dessert yet.
01:26We still could blow it.
01:27Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
01:30Well, how about we get out of here?
01:32I can have dessert at my place.
01:34That sounds great.
01:35So, I have half an apple pie.
01:40I've got some of those little pudding cups.
01:41And I think there are some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer.
01:45Oh.
01:46Come on.
01:47Who can resist a pudding cup?
01:49No, it's just...
01:52I didn't realize that you actually invited me over here for...
01:56...dessert.
01:58Oh.
02:00Dessert? You thought I meant...
02:01Sex.
02:03Right.
02:03That's why you ran all those red lights.
02:07I figured you had a sweet tooth.
02:08Yeah.
02:11So, just the three choices?
02:15I think so.
02:18Don't get me wrong.
02:19I love dessert. Both kinds.
02:21It's just so soon.
02:22And it's only our second date.
02:24Only the first one that's gone well.
02:25I get it. No problem.
02:27Plus, there's a certain amount of prep work involved that I would have done...
02:30...had I known we were thinking of.
02:32And I didn't make my bed, and there are no clean towels.
02:35I misunderstood.
02:37And now I've made you feel uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.
02:41We had a great night.
02:42Yes.
02:43I look forward to doing it again.
02:44Oh.
02:45Yes. Sounds good.
02:46Okay.
02:49Just, please don't think that this means I never want to have sex with you...
02:52...because you're great.
02:53And sex is great.
02:54I love sex.
02:55I always have.
02:56I was a total whore in college.
02:58Oh, my God.
03:00All right.
03:00Well, I guess this is good night, then.
03:03Okay.
03:03Good night.
03:04Yes.
03:05The promise of love can bring out the best in us.
03:09Unless we find that we're a little out of practice.
03:13After a disaster, every housewife has her own way of coping.
03:30Some turn to drink.
03:36Some turn to sweets.
03:40And some turn to the people they trust the most.
03:45So then I said I'd love to have sex with them, but I'm not sure I'm ready yet.
03:48And now we're going to have this awkward thing hanging over us.
03:51Nobody expects you to hop right into bed with someone new.
03:54Why not? Tom did.
03:54I'm just trying to motivate her.
03:58To do what?
04:00Have random sex with the first guy she meets?
04:02You don't want to be that girl.
04:04Yeah, because that sounds like too much fun.
04:06Susan, Lynette is pushing 50.
04:08With a very long stick.
04:10Point is, she should be out there getting some while she's still limber enough to enjoy it.
04:14Are you supposed to be on my side here?
04:15Of course.
04:17First things first.
04:18Do you really like this guy?
04:20Yeah, I think I do.
04:22What's the problem?
04:23Well, for starters, I'm a little rusty.
04:25It's been a while.
04:26The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait so long between pap smears.
04:31Okay.
04:32You're putting too much pressure on yourself.
04:33If you really like this guy, you should take it slow.
04:36Yeah, but not too slow.
04:37You're starting a new relationship, and sex is a big part of it.
04:40You don't buy a car without giving it a test drive.
04:42So drive this guy, Lynette.
04:43Drive him hard.
04:45So how much longer is Carlos going to be in rehab?
04:4914 and a half days.
04:49I don't know.
04:51The first time with somebody is always awkward and weird.
04:54And exciting and great.
04:57Come on, in 20 years of marriage, you never fantasized about being with someone else?
05:00Constantly.
05:01Sometimes during.
05:02Well, here's your chance.
05:04Huh.
05:05I guess this is the upside to having your marriage collapse.
05:08Okay.
05:09I just have to figure out how to make my first move.
05:11I know who could give you some tips.
05:17My God, is that another one?
05:19I know.
05:20What happened to the blonde guy from last week?
05:22Blonde guy?
05:22The guy I saw had dark hair in a sports car.
05:25The guy I saw drove a motorcycle.
05:26What is that?
05:27Five guys in a week?
05:28She's starting a basketball team?
05:32Should we be worried about her?
05:34After the way she treated us, uh-uh.
05:36She's not our problem anymore.
05:37What are these women staring at us?
05:47Nobody I know.
05:51Anita, why do you insist on giving out Valentine cupcakes when I bought you a box of perfectly
05:55good cards?
05:55Store-bought cards are lame.
05:57Who cares?
05:58I could be watching TV right now instead of trying to cram the name Harrison onto a cupcake.
06:02I wish Daddy was here.
06:04He always helps you with stuff.
06:05You really miss him, huh?
06:08Yeah.
06:09Why do you have to go to stupid Europe anyway?
06:12Well, you know, business trips are very important.
06:15That's why they call them business trips.
06:18But he's never been gone this long.
06:19It feels like forever.
06:21I know.
06:22But when he gets home, everything's going to be great again.
06:25Do you have any more of those sprinkles?
06:27I'm spending a lot of time on that one cupcake.
06:30Is it for someone special?
06:32No, it's for nobody.
06:33Juanita, what's his name?
06:36He doesn't have a name.
06:37Ha!
06:38So you admit he exists?
06:40Fine.
06:41His name is Ryan Feo.
06:43He's so cool.
06:44He can dislocate his shoulder so it looks like he was in a car accident.
06:48Huh.
06:49You and me, we go for the bad boys.
06:51So I just want his to be special.
06:53Do you think that's dumb?
06:54No.
06:54I think you need more candy hearts.
07:03Hey, I've been meaning to ask.
07:05Do we have any cereal?
07:06It's for Julie.
07:08For the rest of her life?
07:10When she was a kid, our favorite thing was to have cereal dinner.
07:13But I couldn't remember her favorites, so I got them all.
07:15I can't believe it's been six months since she's been home.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Why the visit?
07:20I think she just misses her mom.
07:21She sounded a little blue on the phone.
07:23Well, we should think of some stuff to cheer her up.
07:26Way ahead of you.
07:27We are going to do all the things she loved to do when she was a kid.
07:31Oh, hey.
07:31Do we still have that trampoline in the garage?
07:33She would jump on that thing for hours.
07:36I would be up in my room reading, and her head would keep popping up in the window.
07:39Hi, Mom.
07:40Hi, Mom.
07:41Hi, Mom.
07:41Hi, Mom.
07:42Oh!
07:43Julie!
07:44Hi.
07:44Hey, Mike.
07:46Hey, kiddo.
07:46You look great.
07:47Oh, you do.
07:48You look wonderful.
07:50Can I get you something?
07:51Uh, yeah.
07:52Share some water.
07:52Oh.
07:54We are going to have so much fun this week.
07:56I thought we'd start at the amusement park with some high-risk rollercoastering.
08:00Uh, Susan.
08:02And then I'm going to take you to my kick-ass kickboxing class.
08:07Yeah, uh, babe?
08:08And to top it off, Mike is going to dig out that trampoline so that you can...
08:11Oh, my God!
08:14Yeah.
08:15I don't think we're going to be needing that trampoline.
08:23Oh, my God!
08:25You're pregnant!
08:28Yeah.
08:29Six months.
08:32You didn't even tell me you were in a relationship.
08:37Oh, God.
08:39Is there something wrong with the guy?
08:40I'm going to hate him, aren't I?
08:42No, because you're not going to meet him.
08:47It was just kind of a casual thing, and he's not really interested in following through.
08:52I was right.
08:53I do hate him.
08:55And you're okay with that?
08:56Mm, yeah.
08:59Yeah, I am.
09:00Then we are, too.
09:03Of course.
09:04And we are going to be here for you.
09:07You can move back home, and Mike and I will help take care of the baby.
09:10Oh, my God, I can't believe I didn't even ask.
09:12Is it a boy or a girl?
09:15It doesn't matter.
09:16I'm giving it up for adoption.
09:20What?
09:22No, you're not.
09:23Mom, look at my life.
09:25I live in a crappy apartment.
09:27I am working part-time while I finish my PhD.
09:29But you always said you wanted children.
09:31Yeah, with a husband.
09:32I'm not in a place to do this right now.
09:36No, no, no.
09:36Slow down.
09:38We need to think this through.
09:40I already have.
09:42And I'm working with this agency, and they set up a meeting with a great couple who doesn't live too far from here.
09:47Oh, God.
09:48I'm supposed to meet them tomorrow night.
09:51And they want to meet you, too, to learn about my background.
09:55So that's why you came home.
09:57Not just to break my heart.
09:58Okay, well, guess what?
10:03No one is meeting anyone, and no one is going to give away this baby.
10:07Susan.
10:08Mom, you just said you'd be there for me.
10:10I really need your support.
10:15Please?
10:19Okay, I'll do it.
10:20We'll have them over for dinner.
10:28Happy sucky Valentine's Day.
10:31What happened?
10:33Ryan didn't like your cupcake?
10:35He ate it.
10:37But he didn't even give me a card.
10:39Oh, well, who cares about him?
10:41Plenty of other people gave you valentines.
10:44Like Jacob.
10:46Dear Juanita, my parents made me write this.
10:49You smell like ham.
10:52You like ham.
10:54I like Ryan.
10:55Why doesn't he like me?
10:56What's wrong with me?
10:58Nothing is wrong with you.
10:59You are wonderful.
11:01Come here.
11:06Hey, sweetie.
11:07Are you sure Ryan didn't give you a card?
11:10Yeah.
11:11Maybe you should double check your backpack.
11:13You could have slipped it in when you weren't looking.
11:15How would he do that?
11:17Boys are weird.
11:18Take a look.
11:19Take a look.
11:19What are you doing?
11:42Nothing.
11:44Hey, what's that?
11:45What?
11:47That thing that just fell out of your backpack.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:53Oh, my God.
11:54It's from him.
11:55Happy Valentine's Day.
11:57XO, XO, Ryan.
11:58What's XO, XO?
11:59Hugs and kisses.
12:01Hugs and kisses?
12:03Oh, he does like me.
12:05I'm going to call him.
12:07No, no, no, no.
12:07You can't do that.
12:08Don't do that.
12:09Why not?
12:10Because boys don't like it when girls tell them they like them.
12:14Then how will he know?
12:16Oh, sweetie.
12:16He knows.
12:17You know.
12:17So neither of you need to say it.
12:19It's much more romantic this way.
12:21I'm serious.
12:21Don't talk to him.
12:22Ever.
12:22It'll wreck the relationship.
12:23But if we don't talk, what kind of relationship is that?
12:27The very best kind?
12:30Oh, my God.
12:31Is this...
12:34Chocolate?
12:36He's perfect!
12:41Susan, this was delicious.
12:43Oh, just a little something I whipped up.
12:45A toast.
12:46To Julie and Susan for inviting us into your beautiful home
12:49and offering us this amazing gift of life.
12:53You're not drinking, Debbie?
12:59Oh, I'm abstaining in a show of solidarity with Julie.
13:03I may not be able to carry my own baby,
13:05but I can support the woman who is.
13:08Oh, that's sweet.
13:09But word of advice,
13:11drop that plan when the doctor starts talking episiotomy.
13:13Oh.
13:17Susan, I can't believe how great you're being about this.
13:20It's wonderful that your mother is so supportive.
13:23Well, she understands how this is going to be so much better for everyone.
13:29Absolutely.
13:30I can't think of a better home for this baby than with the two of you.
13:33Oh.
13:37Julie, do you mind getting the dessert?
13:40Oh, sure.
13:41And, Debbie, if you're peeing in solidarity with me,
13:44then that's where I'll be heading first.
13:47Oh.
13:49You have done an incredible job with her.
13:51She seems great.
13:52Yeah.
13:54She's having one of her good days.
13:58Her good days?
14:00Yeah.
14:01Seems Dr. Cohen finally got her meds perfectly balanced.
14:06That's why I'm letting her use a knife tonight.
14:07Wait, meds?
14:10She never mentioned anything on her application about...
14:13Mental illness?
14:16Yeah.
14:17Grandma used to say her family tree grew nothing but bananas.
14:23Before she hung herself.
14:24I think, legally, she had to disclose this to us.
14:29Oh, don't talk to Julie about legal.
14:31Then we'll have to see all of her jail tattoos.
14:35Bill?
14:37Um, what else didn't she tell us?
14:41I don't know.
14:44Did she tell you she can hold her hand over an open flame without crying?
14:50Yeah, her eyes water.
14:51But she just keeps laughing and laughing.
14:56But it's not all her fault.
14:58I should have stopped drinking when I was pregnant, but I laxed my wine.
15:04I'm back.
15:05Who's ready for dessert?
15:06You don't have to do that.
15:20Still not talking to me, huh?
15:22I'm channeling my anger into cleaning.
15:24Well, I was going to apologize, but maybe I should wait until you tackle the bathroom.
15:30You do realize that scaring those people off doesn't change anything?
15:33I'm healthy, I'm white, I'm a year away from my PhD.
15:37You can't imagine how many people want this baby.
15:41Including me.
15:44I'm sorry, it's my grandchild.
15:47And I know that you think you have thought this all out,
15:51but until you have held that baby in your arms,
15:54you have no idea what you're giving up.
15:57I'm going to bed.
15:58No, please.
15:59Hear me out.
16:00You're scared, I get it.
16:03But you can do this.
16:05I don't want to be a single mother.
16:07Why can't you respect that?
16:09It's not so bad being a single mother.
16:11We had a great time.
16:13We were like best friends.
16:15Remember we would have cereal for dinner
16:17and we'd stay up in my bed all night
16:19telling each other our secrets.
16:21It's funny you remember it that way.
16:24Because I don't.
16:24I was 12, Mom.
16:29I slept in your bed
16:30because you couldn't handle looking at the empty side.
16:34And how about those fun drives past Dad's apartment
16:36to see if he was bringing anyone home?
16:38And the only reason we had cereal dinner
16:40was because that's the only food I could make
16:42since you were too upset to cook.
16:43I had no idea.
16:58That is why I don't want to have this baby on my own.
17:03Because I already raised a child.
17:06You.
17:06You.
17:13What are you staring at?
17:29Shh.
17:29Don't talk.
17:31Why not?
17:32You'll ruin our relationship.
17:34Oh, we don't have a relationship.
17:37Right.
17:37That's why you gave me the exos.
17:40Exos?
17:41What's that mean?
17:42I'll show you.
17:43Sexual harassment?
17:46Are you kidding me?
17:47She's a nine-year-old with a crush,
17:48not a presidential hopeful.
17:50Regardless, here at Oak Ridge,
17:52we have a zero-tolerance policy
17:54for unwanted advances.
17:56Honey, I was a model.
17:57I know all about unwanted advances.
17:59Try being stuck in a limo
18:00with a tipsy David Lee Roth.
18:02Your daughter forced this boy to the ground
18:05and kissed him against his will.
18:07Oh, and we all know how much boys hate being kissed.
18:10He cried for 20 minutes.
18:12He could barely tell me what happened.
18:14Oh, so he's a snitch and a crybaby.
18:15That kid's not gonna last a day in high school.
18:18Mrs. Solis,
18:19I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation.
18:23I mean, it's not like when we were kids.
18:26Hey, hey, Cotton Top,
18:27you and I are not the same age.
18:30You need to talk to your daughter
18:32because if she so much as glances
18:34in that boy's direction again,
18:36we will have no choice
18:37but to expel her.
18:59Hi.
19:00I don't usually do this,
19:02but I'm feeling rather bold tonight.
19:03Can I buy you a drink?
19:04Sure.
19:09Matt,
19:10drink for my friend here.
19:12What's your poison?
19:13Whiskey, straight up.
19:15I'm Brie, by the way.
19:20Jerry.
19:21Jerry.
19:22Nice to meet you, Jerry.
19:27Not much of a talker, huh?
19:28Well, that's okay.
19:29I will ask all the questions.
19:30What do you do for a living, Jerry?
19:34I'm a roofer.
19:36Same thing I was two nights ago
19:37when you took me home.
19:43Jerry.
19:44Jerry, I'm so sorry.
19:46It's just so dark in here and I...
19:48It's okay.
19:49It happens.
19:50Especially with this crowd.
19:54Well, I can assure you
19:55that I will not forget you twice.
19:58Sir, uh...
20:03Anyway, I can make it up to you.
20:05Well, I, uh...
20:07I do remember the other night.
20:10Mm-hmm.
20:10And, yeah,
20:11you have several ways.
20:16Well, then, um...
20:19Let's not waste any time.
20:21Hey, kid.
20:46Want a beer?
20:47Oh, right.
20:54It's so weird
20:55to remember being a kid here
20:56and...
20:58now to be...
21:00Yeah, I'll bet.
21:01Imagine how weird it is for your mom.
21:04I get that.
21:06I just wish she'd...
21:08Julie,
21:09if you're about to wish
21:09that your mom would stop
21:10trying to figure out
21:11your life for you,
21:12you're about to waste a wish.
21:13It sounded like
21:16you were kind of rough
21:17on her last night.
21:20I was.
21:22She told you, huh?
21:24The fact that she didn't tell me
21:25is how I knew it was rough.
21:27I was just really angry.
21:29It's like she doesn't realize
21:30this whole thing
21:31is killing me, too.
21:32Oh, believe me.
21:33She does.
21:34That's why she won't
21:35stay out of it.
21:37Well, it's not making it
21:38any easier on me.
21:39When it comes to her kids,
21:44your mom has one gear, Julie.
21:47Love.
21:48That's it.
21:49And if you sort through
21:51all the times in your life
21:52that she drove you nuts,
21:53what she did,
21:54what she said,
21:55how she acted,
21:57you're gonna find love.
22:01I know.
22:02And as far as flaws
22:07in a mom go,
22:09that's a pretty good one.
22:19What's the big deal?
22:20I kissed him.
22:21It's a free country.
22:22Well, some people at school
22:23think that's inappropriate
22:24to do on the playground.
22:26Oh.
22:27Well,
22:28I know a spot at the park
22:29where we can kiss.
22:30No, no, no.
22:30No kissing Ryan anywhere.
22:33But that's how it works.
22:34First kissing,
22:36then get married,
22:36then he buys me presents.
22:38Oh, my God.
22:39You are my daughter.
22:41Honey,
22:42I don't think
22:45Ryan likes you like that.
22:47What do you mean?
22:48He sent me a valentine.
22:52Actually, he didn't.
22:54I did.
22:58I signed his name
22:59and I let you think
23:00it was from him.
23:03It's just when you
23:04didn't get a valentine,
23:05you seemed so upset.
23:06And I just wanted
23:07to see you happy again.
23:12I'm sorry, Juanita.
23:14I hate seeing you sad like this.
23:17I'm not sad.
23:18I'm mad.
23:19You always lie to me.
23:21I don't lie to you.
23:23Okay, then.
23:24Where's Daddy?
23:24Because I know
23:27he's not in Europe.
23:30How do you know that?
23:31I can tell.
23:33I'm not a kid anymore.
23:34I know when you're
23:35hiding stuff.
23:38Wow.
23:40You're growing up
23:41so fast.
23:42Honey, a part of me
23:46still sees you
23:47as this
23:48cute little baby
23:49I used to bathe
23:50in the sink.
23:53Every day
23:54you're getting stronger
23:55and smarter.
23:58So maybe I don't need
23:59to protect you
24:00quite so much.
24:04Why don't we get
24:05some cupcakes?
24:07You and I
24:07are going to have
24:08a little talk.
24:08Mom,
24:17what are you doing?
24:19Don't worry,
24:20I'm putting them away.
24:23Oh.
24:25You remember these?
24:26No, Mom.
24:27I was one.
24:29I had a pair
24:30that matched.
24:32People would always
24:32look at us.
24:34Because you were
24:34a grown woman
24:35in pink striped overalls.
24:37They probably thought
24:37we were Christian
24:38singing group.
24:40They'd say
24:40we looked sweet together.
24:43I wouldn't trade
24:44that memory
24:45for anything.
24:51I know
24:52this is hard.
24:54And I'm really sorry
24:56for the way
24:56I went off on you.
24:57No.
24:59I'm the one
24:59who should apologize.
25:02I had no right
25:03to lie
25:03to those people.
25:04and I know
25:09that I made
25:09mistakes with you.
25:10A lot of them.
25:15I guess I just
25:16told myself
25:17it was okay
25:17because you turned
25:18out so great.
25:23You did the best
25:24you could.
25:26I know that.
25:30You're a great mom.
25:31I do it again
25:38in a heartbeat.
25:42Because no matter
25:43how hard it was
25:44you were always
25:47the best thing
25:48in my life.
25:51Mom
25:51I've given this
25:53a lot of thought.
25:55and it's
26:00the toughest
26:00decision
26:01I've ever
26:02had to make.
26:06But I've made it.
26:11I understand.
26:16I'm just trying
26:17to do what's
26:17best for her.
26:20Her?
26:23It's a girl.
26:25Hey you.
26:36Sorry I'm late.
26:37Stupid traffic.
26:39We should get a move
26:40on if we're going
26:40to make our reservations.
26:41No, no, no.
26:42We have time.
26:42Come on in.
26:44So can I
26:45get you anything
26:46before we go?
26:47Coffee
26:47or a drink
26:48or
26:49dessert?
26:52Dessert?
26:53We haven't eaten yet.
26:54I know.
26:55I'm talking about
26:56dessert.
26:59I'm not falling
26:59for this again.
27:00Are you talking about
27:01sex?
27:02I'm talking about
27:02sex.
27:03Would you like
27:03to have sex?
27:05Now?
27:06Mm.
27:06You said the kids
27:07were at your ex's
27:08all night.
27:08We could still
27:09go to dinner.
27:09No, no, no.
27:10Because then it'll be
27:11hanging over our heads
27:11all night and they'll
27:12be drinking too much
27:13and laughing too hard
27:14at your jokes.
27:15And I really don't
27:16have any more reasons
27:16so could we please
27:17just go have sex?
27:18I was kind of hoping
27:31that we could leave
27:32that on.
27:33Five kids.
27:34Trust me,
27:34it's better off.
27:35Oh, you have nothing
27:36to worry about.
27:36You look amazing.
27:37Tell you what,
27:42I turn the bedside
27:44lamp on
27:44and you get
27:45the candles.
27:47How about
27:47I'll see your
27:49bedside lamp
27:50and I'll raise you
27:52a floor lamp.
27:54Ah,
27:54floor lamp's out
27:55and I'm not going
27:56over 25 watts.
27:57How about
27:59closet light
28:01on
28:02and I'll crack
28:03the door
28:04and
28:05you
28:08get to keep
28:10the candles.
28:13Sorry,
28:14that's as high
28:15as I can go
28:15this round.
28:21Then I'm all in.
28:24Lynette,
28:25sweetheart.
28:27What is going on?
28:29I couldn't understand
28:30your message.
28:33That's what you
28:33left on my machine.
28:34Can you use
28:35your words, please?
28:37Is this about
28:38your date with Frank
28:39last night?
28:40Grunt once for a yes,
28:42twice for no.
28:44Did you have sex
28:44with him?
28:47Sort of.
28:48Sort of?
28:48What does that mean?
28:50I don't want
28:51to talk about it.
28:52This is ridiculous.
28:54You called me over,
28:55now tell me
28:56what happened.
28:57I cried.
29:02Oh, no.
29:03When?
29:04After?
29:05Right in the middle.
29:07Oh, God.
29:08Is there any way
29:09he didn't notice?
29:10I blew my nose
29:12in the sheets.
29:13Kind of hard to ignore.
29:16What made you cry?
29:17I opened my eyes
29:21and I saw him,
29:22this lovely man
29:23I have a really
29:23nice time with
29:24and I realized
29:25my marriage is over.
29:28Didn't you realize
29:29that when Tom
29:29took his girlfriend
29:30to Europe?
29:31No,
29:32I didn't
29:32because
29:34that was Tom
29:35and I kept thinking,
29:37boy,
29:37Tom's moving on,
29:39but this
29:39is me.
29:40This is really
29:41happening to me.
29:43I love bites,
29:51doesn't it?
29:53What did
29:54Frank do?
29:56He was really sweet.
29:57Handed me a box
29:58of Kleenex.
29:59Said all the right things.
30:01But trust me,
30:02I'm never seeing him again.
30:03Well,
30:06think of it this way.
30:07It cost you one guy
30:08to face the truth.
30:10Your marriage is over.
30:12Now you can move on
30:14just like Tom.
30:16Yippee for me.
30:20I'm gonna tell you
30:21the same thing
30:22I told Bree
30:22when I took her out drinking.
30:23The only way
30:24to live life
30:25is wildly.
30:30What?
30:31You took Bree
30:32out drinking?
30:33Yeah.
30:34Why?
30:35Is it bad?
30:36How the hell
30:37could Renee
30:37take her out drinking?
30:38Doesn't she know
30:39Bree's an alcoholic?
30:40I have known Renee
30:41a long time
30:42and she's not exactly
30:42what you'd call
30:43a detail person.
30:44Well,
30:45at least this helps
30:46explain the way
30:47Bree's been acting lately.
30:48I don't know.
30:49There's not enough
30:49booze in the world
30:50to justify the skeezes
30:51coming out of that house.
30:52How could we not know this?
30:54Because we're not
30:55speaking to her,
30:56you know,
30:56because of what she did.
30:57I was so mad.
30:58I thought I'd stay mad
30:59a long time,
31:00but now,
31:01knowing that she's hurting
31:02just seems mean.
31:03Yeah.
31:05I miss her.
31:06I miss us being us.
31:09So,
31:09whatever happened,
31:10we need to put it
31:10behind us
31:11and go help Bree.
31:13You think we can
31:14get through to her?
31:15I don't know,
31:16but we have to try.
31:17Are you sure
31:26this is your house?
31:31What the hell?
31:33Wow.
31:34Booze,
31:35loose morals,
31:35and now swearing?
31:36Too late.
31:37There's no Bree left.
31:38Why are you in my house?
31:39This is an intervention,
31:40Bree.
31:41This isn't for TV,
31:42is it?
31:42Because I'm married.
31:44I was going to tell you.
31:45An intervention?
31:46You've got to be kidding me.
31:47We're your friends.
31:48We want to help.
31:49Get out!
31:50All of you!
31:52Not you!
31:55Idiot.
31:56Talk to us, sweetie.
31:57Why are you behaving like this?
31:58I don't know
31:59what you're talking about.
32:00It's not like we can't
32:01see what's going on.
32:02We know you're drinking again.
32:04Oh.
32:05What about all these men?
32:06We know about that too.
32:07Wow.
32:08I can't hide anything
32:08from you girls, huh?
32:12And did you also know
32:13I tried to kill myself?
32:15What?
32:17Oh, my God.
32:18How did that little
32:19nugget of information
32:20slip past my nearest
32:21and dearest friends?
32:23If this is a joke,
32:24it's not funny.
32:26It's not a joke.
32:28I checked into a motel room
32:30with nothing but a bottle
32:31and a gun.
32:33And you're wrong, Susan.
32:34It is funny, funny
32:36that the women
32:38standing here before me
32:40professing to be
32:42my supportive friends
32:43are one of the reasons
32:46I was in that motel room.
32:48Please, stop.
32:48No.
32:49Don't give me
32:49this friends nonsense.
32:51All I ever was to you
32:52was the organizer,
32:53the problem solver,
32:55a leader,
32:56when you needed one.
32:58Which is exactly
32:58what I was
32:59that horrible night
33:01when we buried
33:03your stepfather.
33:04And I was so grateful
33:05for that.
33:06Liar.
33:07All of you liars.
33:09Because as soon as
33:10it got rough,
33:11as soon as there
33:12was any trouble,
33:14it all became my fault.
33:15And off you went.
33:17You had no idea.
33:18I wish you had told us.
33:20Oh, I tried.
33:21But even when I came to you
33:22to apologize,
33:23you slammed your doors
33:24in my face.
33:28Okay, fine.
33:29You're right.
33:30We did.
33:30We screwed up.
33:31We let this
33:32pull us apart,
33:33but that's not
33:33going to happen again.
33:35Because no matter
33:36what you think,
33:37we love you, Bree.
33:38We'll do whatever
33:39it takes.
33:39We just want things
33:40to be back
33:41the way they were.
33:46Well, I don't.
33:47Frank, what's all this?
33:58Well, this is something
34:00I recently discovered
34:01called pizza.
34:03I think you're
34:03going to like it.
34:04Um, sorry.
34:06Did we have plans?
34:08Nope.
34:09This is more
34:09of a stealth date.
34:11Every time we made plans,
34:12there's been too much
34:13pressure.
34:13So I figured
34:14weird, maybe things
34:15will be better
34:15if we sneak up
34:16on each other.
34:17Do you have some
34:18unresolved mother issues
34:19or something?
34:20Well, actually,
34:22my mother and I
34:22get along quite well.
34:23Why do you ask?
34:24Because that's the only
34:25reason I can think of
34:26of why you would
34:27keep coming back here.
34:28Oh, I can think
34:29of another.
34:30I like you.
34:31You do remember
34:32I cried in the middle
34:34of sex, right?
34:36Well, I met you
34:37lived with the same guy
34:37for 20 years.
34:40It only makes sense
34:41that he'd be in your head.
34:42And frankly,
34:42I'd think twice about you
34:43if he weren't.
34:45Is it weird to say
34:46frankly when your name
34:47is Frank?
34:48Not until now.
34:51Look, I'm a guy.
34:53So obviously,
34:54I'm a complete idiot.
34:56But the one thing
34:57I do know is that
34:57if you're lucky enough
34:58to meet someone
34:59who's sexy, smart,
35:00and funny,
35:01and who actually likes you,
35:03you give that person
35:04all the time they need.
35:08Now, where's your corkscrew?
35:11Uh, metal drawer
35:13on the right.
35:19Hey.
35:20Hey.
35:26Wait.
35:28I know you weren't
35:28comfortable like this.
35:32Leave it on.
35:41Evening, Brie.
35:42The usual?
35:44I suppose it has
35:45become the usual,
35:46hasn't it?
35:49Yes, please.
35:53Hey.
35:57I got a thing for redheads.
35:59Want to see it?
36:02Charming.
36:04It's Brie, right?
36:06Listen, I just came here
36:07to have a drink.
36:08I really don't feel
36:09like talking.
36:10Yeah?
36:11Well,
36:12it wasn't a chance
36:13to have a conversation
36:14that brought me over.
36:16I beg your pardon?
36:18I know what you come here for.
36:19We can stop the game.
36:20We can stop everything,
36:21including this
36:21unfortunate encounter.
36:24Now, please leave me alone.
36:27Wait.
36:28Wait, wait.
36:29So,
36:30so suddenly
36:31you're some
36:32high-class lady?
36:34Hmm?
36:35Give me a break.
36:36everybody in this bar
36:39knows what you are.
36:43I'm going to start
36:43a tab for you.
36:52No.
36:54No, I don't.
36:54I have to go.
36:55I'll drive.
37:06Please give me my keys.
37:08Come on, Brie.
37:09I see some of the dirt bags
37:10you drag out of this place.
37:11What?
37:12I don't make the cut?
37:13No, you're vile.
37:14Now give me my keys
37:15and get away from me.
37:17Whoa.
37:18This is a new low for me.
37:20I'm not good enough
37:21for the town pump.
37:25You know what?
37:27I think we'll take my car.
37:30I'm not going anywhere with you.
37:31Get your hands off of me.
37:33You don't like a fight, huh?
37:34You're rough.
37:35Let go of me.
37:37Let go of me.
37:37You heard her.
37:39Let go.
37:43Orson.
37:44Hello, Brie.
37:45We'll catch up in a moment.
37:46If you're smart,
37:48you'll step away from her
37:49and go back to the hole
37:50you crawled out of.
37:52Buddy,
37:53I got a rule about
37:53not hitting guys in wheelchairs,
37:54but you,
37:55you're begging for an asterisk.
38:05Turn it off!
38:11I also have pepper spray.
38:16Orson,
38:16what are you doing here?
38:18How did you...
38:18Your friends called me.
38:21They said you were
38:22going through a rough time.
38:29Orson,
38:30I've been in such a mess
38:31with my life.
38:34Don't worry, dear.
38:37The one thing
38:37you and I were always good at
38:39was cleaning things up.
38:40Yes,
38:48love can bring out
38:49the best in us.
38:53The confidence
38:54to move on.
38:59The courage
39:00to tell the truth.
39:05The strength
39:06to keep hoping.
39:08But sometimes,
39:13what surprises us most
39:15isn't what love brings out,
39:19but who
39:20it brings back.
39:21the courage
39:22is bell
39:23to keep on
39:24but who
39:24is the right
39:25and is who
39:26to tell the truth.
39:27Is this something
39:27a hope?
39:30is a cool thing.
39:39Exactly!
39:44Well,
39:45before we begin,
39:46it was a feeling
39:46for the hope
39:49there was a good thinking.