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  • 7/3/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Lynette found that dating Tom's boss...
00:05If I asked you to have Tom work a few nights this week, you'd do it?
00:08You'd just say the word.
00:09...had its advantages.
00:11I'm sending Tom to Mumbai for a year.
00:14Julie made a big decision about her baby.
00:17I'm gonna keep her.
00:18And the baby's father made a commitment.
00:21I'll get a job, I'll take classes, I'll do whatever it takes.
00:24Carlos and Gabby argued...
00:26I am not gonna let Bree take the fall for a crime I committed.
00:29After Bree was arrested for murder.
00:31This is one of those times when the best thing you can do is do nothing.
00:34But Bree's attorney was confident.
00:36Did you have some new thoughts on the case?
00:38Why don't we discuss them over dinner?
00:40As well as convincing.
00:46Since Bree Vandekamp was arrested, she had experienced a wide range of emotions.
00:54One moment, she felt afraid.
00:59The next, she was angry.
01:04And through it all, she felt ashamed.
01:09But now that her trial was approaching, she was beginning to feel...
01:14...a little rattled.
01:18Bree, are you okay?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Witness preparation is making me nervous.
01:22Gabby's been in there for ages.
01:24Trip's very thorough.
01:25He just wants to make sure we're all ready.
01:29There you are.
01:30That took a while.
01:31No kidding.
01:32I haven't been grilled like that since Carlos got my last credit card bill.
01:35Well, as alibi witnesses, you're gonna be asked about every detail of the night that Ramon disappeared.
01:39And we can't afford any slip-ups.
01:42So, how many dinner guests were there that night?
01:45Fourteen.
01:46What color dress was Bree wearing?
01:48Red.
01:49What sauce did she serve with the chicken?
01:51Oh, I got this.
01:53Barbecue?
01:54Gabby, of all the things I've been accused of, the idea that I would serve barbecue sauce at a dinner party.
01:58You're right.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00That sounds way worse than saying you killed Alejandro.
02:05Wait.
02:06Who's Alejandro?
02:08My gardener.
02:09I'm always getting my Mexicans confused.
02:12Which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican.
02:15I gotta run.
02:17You gonna be alright?
02:18Of course.
02:19I'm with you in my corner.
02:20How can I not be?
02:28Okay.
02:29What was that little prom photo moment with the hands?
02:31We warned you about this.
02:33You're still going after him, aren't you?
02:34Of course not.
02:35I am totally focused on the case and so is he.
02:40Okay, fine.
02:41What am I supposed to do?
02:42He is the most intelligent, caring, charming man I have met in ages.
02:48And by the way, it isn't exactly a one-way street.
02:50He's been showing quite a bit of interest in me, too.
02:52I'm free.
02:53And besides, if I reject him, he might be too humiliated to do a good job on my case.
02:57Yeah?
02:58Something tells me he's gonna bounce back.
03:07Yes.
03:08After Brie Vandekamp was arrested, she felt a range of emotions.
03:15But the one thing she didn't expect to feel was jealousy.
03:27At the Fairview Childbirth Center, there are certain conversations you expect to hear.
03:40Discussions about the magic of a changing body.
03:42Look at me, I'm a cow.
03:45The beauty of natural childbirth.
03:47Just so you know, I'm getting the drugs.
03:50Or the importance of healthy nutrition.
03:53Take a chip, lose a hand.
03:56But Julie Meyer found herself having a conversation.
03:59I can't believe Brie is on trial for murder.
04:02I mean, come on.
04:03Killers don't wear aprons.
04:05That was rather unexpected.
04:08I know.
04:09It sucks.
04:10You know what else sucks?
04:11Somebody trying to relax you by talking about a murder.
04:14You're right.
04:15I'm sorry.
04:16So, what would be a good thing for you to visualize that might help relax you?
04:20Me punching Porter in the face for being late.
04:23Okay.
04:24Forget visualization.
04:26How about we try some of that breathing stuff again?
04:28Ugh.
04:29No.
04:30I hate that he-he-he.
04:31Feels stupid.
04:32No.
04:33It works.
04:34It relaxes you when you start to get stressed out.
04:35Okay.
04:36Nice job, everyone.
04:37We're gonna show the birthing DVD now.
04:40Oh.
04:41Julie.
04:42Sorry.
04:43Sorry.
04:44Sorry.
04:45I had to clean out the fryer before I could leave.
04:46No worries.
04:47Plus, you smell like french fries.
04:48I love french fries.
04:51It's because you're about to go-
04:52You missed, like, the whole class.
04:53She did great.
04:54Let me tell you, this girl can visualize.
04:56I planned on getting out early, but a shift opened up and I had to take it.
04:59What do you want me to say?
05:00I want you to say that you'll be on time for one thing we do as we get ready to have this baby.
05:04He-he-he-he.
05:05It's not funny, Mrs. Delfino.
05:07Look.
05:08I said I'm sorry.
05:09The point is I'm here now, and I'm 100% focused and ready to help.
05:13Just stay calm.
05:14The crowning begins, and the head of the baby becomes visible.
05:17Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:23Hello, this is Bree Vandecamp.
05:28May I please speak with Tripp?
05:31Oh, was he having lunch alone?
05:35Oh, right.
05:36The blonde woman with the convertible.
05:39I see.
05:40Right.
05:42Okay, I know there's been a lot of talk about what you should wear to the trial, so I've selected a few outfits that just scream acquittal.
05:52What do you think?
05:54Black and white stripes?
05:55Oh, good point.
05:56Don't need to put an idea in the jury's mind.
05:58How about ruffles?
05:59I read somewhere that no one has ever been convicted while wearing ruffles.
06:02Well...
06:03Okay, you're right.
06:04It's always a first time to hell with ruffles.
06:06How about this one?
06:07It's lovely, but I am being accused of sleeping with a total stranger and killing him.
06:12And red is the color of blood and whores.
06:15Got it.
06:16Don't worry.
06:17We'll find something else.
06:22Were you something wrong?
06:24Apart from me standing trial for murder in three days, no.
06:27Life is good.
06:28Relax.
06:29It's gonna be okay.
06:30And remember, you're actually innocent.
06:33Juries can sense things like that.
06:35I hope you're right.
06:36Of course I am.
06:37And Tripp's a brilliant lawyer.
06:38He's gonna get you off in no time.
06:39I'm just worried that he's been a little distracted lately.
06:42He seems fine to me.
06:44I have some other dresses in the back.
06:46Let me bring him out for you.
06:49It's gonna turn out fine, Brie.
06:51Honestly, I'm not worried at all.
06:57India?
06:58Not India.
06:59He said he's going to Mumbai.
07:02That's in India, you idiot.
07:04How long are you gonna be gone?
07:05A year.
07:06What?
07:07Dad, you're gonna miss my eighth grade graduation.
07:09It won't be so bad.
07:10We can send him pictures.
07:11We can Skype.
07:12So he's supposed to teach me to drive over the computer?
07:14And he's gonna miss the birth of my baby.
07:16I am sorry, guys.
07:17Look, I talked to my boss.
07:18He's not changing his mind.
07:20There's nothing I can do.
07:22Besides, it's just for a year.
07:24It'll go by like that.
07:25Daddy, no.
07:26I don't want you to go.
07:28No, I love you so much, baby.
07:34Guys, could I have a minute alone with your dad?
07:36Yeah.
07:37Guys, it's gonna be okay.
07:39We're gonna get through this.
07:42I don't know how we're gonna get through this.
07:44So how did Jane take the news?
07:48Um, timing could have been better.
07:50We're not exactly in a good place right now.
07:55Well, maybe some time apart will do you good.
07:59Maybe.
08:02It's gonna be really weird being so far away.
08:06I know.
08:07It's gonna be so hard on the kids.
08:10Actually, I was talking about you.
08:14I don't think we've ever been apart for more than a month.
08:19Who's gonna tell me what to do?
08:21What to think?
08:23Whether your shoes are on the right feet.
08:26Exactly.
08:30I'm really gonna miss you.
08:35I'm...
08:39So sorry.
08:41Why?
08:43There's nothing you can do about it.
09:02Hello.
09:05Are you looking for Trip?
09:06Yes.
09:07Well, he's meeting with the judge on my case.
09:10I'll wait for him.
09:18So, how exactly do you know Trip?
09:21He...
09:23hires me from time to time.
09:25And what is the nature of your work?
09:27I really can't say.
09:29Discretion's an important part of my job.
09:30Oh.
09:31I see.
09:33Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse.
09:36Excuse me?
09:37Look, this is Mr. Weston's place of business.
09:40Maybe you should meet him in your place of business.
09:42Perhaps a seedy motel room or a street corner.
09:45Are you calling me a hooker?
09:47Well, if the push-up bra fits, or in your case doesn't...
09:50That's it.
09:51Screw you, lady.
09:52Tell Trip him off his case.
09:55Lindsay.
09:56Lindsay!
09:58Trip.
09:59What the hell?
10:00Oh, she wanted me to tell you that she's off the case.
10:02What was she doing on the case?
10:04She's a private investigator.
10:06Who was working on a really big lead for us.
10:09What...
10:10Why did she quit?
10:11No idea.
10:14I better go talk to her.
10:15No!
10:16I mean, you know how careful you have to be with some women.
10:19They can misinterpret the littlest things.
10:22I'll talk to her.
10:23So what do you think, maid of honor?
10:30Nice.
10:32You do realize you're going to have to wear this in public.
10:35You got a problem with it?
10:36No.
10:38It's just, the purple is such a bold choice.
10:41Aren't you afraid it's going to pull focus from the bride?
10:44And the sky? And the earth?
10:45Lee, look at my wedding dress.
10:48All of this, wearing all of that.
10:51Santa Claus in a thong, riding a unicorn would not be able to pull focus for me.
10:55Lynette, you okay? You seem a little distracted.
10:59It makes you still in shock.
11:01No, it's just...
11:03this whole thing with Tom.
11:05Lynette, it's going to be fine.
11:06My dad traveled all the time. My siblings and I adjusted.
11:08Yeah, but he said he was going to miss me.
11:12Really? Suddenly I'm interested.
11:14That's great.
11:15And it was the way he said it too.
11:16Like, he'd been kind of missing me already.
11:20Well, what are you going to do?
11:22I don't know.
11:23There's no way I can let him get on that plane to Mumbai.
11:26Or eat these if you're going to fit in that dress.
11:33Lindsay!
11:34Hi.
11:35I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
11:37Keep walking.
11:38I suppose I deserve that, but if I could just have...
11:41I'm on surveillance.
11:42Stay down.
11:44How exciting.
11:45What are we surveilling?
11:48Well, nothing now.
11:50I've been waiting six weeks for that cheating bastard to leave his curtains open.
11:54Sorry.
11:56Tripp told me where to find you because I wanted to apologize for my unkind words.
12:01You were merely doing your job and I was very rude.
12:04You were more than rude.
12:05Yes.
12:06I was also off color.
12:08I never should have implied you're a hooker or insulted your bosoms.
12:12They're lovely.
12:14Not that.
12:16You like him.
12:18You thought I was sleeping with him and you got jealous.
12:21I'm not jealous of you and Tripp.
12:23Is there a you and Tripp?
12:24Oh god no.
12:25He's like a hundred.
12:27Look, I'll come back to your case and I'll give you a free pass on the crazy jealousy.
12:31It's not all your fault.
12:33What do you mean?
12:35Tripp's a good lawyer.
12:36He listens carefully.
12:37He tells you he'll protect you.
12:39Female clients are always getting the wrong idea.
12:40Well that might be the way it normally goes but I happen to believe there really is something between Tripp and me.
12:49Sorry but I know him.
12:51He's all about the job.
12:53He's into your case.
12:54Not you.
12:59Porter is going to be fine.
13:01Trust me.
13:02Oh sure.
13:03He'll just wear a helmet so he doesn't crack his head open when his head hits the delivery room floor.
13:07Baby, I'm telling you.
13:09When the man gets in there with you, it just clicks.
13:13They see the blood and stuff.
13:16It starts to seem like a video game to them.
13:20I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
13:21Okay, you know what?
13:27Mike almost passed out when he saw that video.
13:30And he was a little shaky in the delivery room too.
13:33But once MJ was born, he was my rock.
13:40MJ took his first step right there.
13:44We were so excited.
13:46Then he took his second step right there.
13:48Fell right on his face.
13:52He was bleeding.
13:54And I was a mess.
13:57And Mike knew exactly what to do.
14:03He always did.
14:05Mom.
14:06I'm okay.
14:10I'm okay.
14:14Just so many memories of him here.
14:20Anyway.
14:22The point is...
14:25You shouldn't worry about Porter.
14:28About Porter.
14:29I just...
14:31I think...
14:32That he's not into this anymore.
14:35That he's losing interest in being a dad.
14:38He was late for class because of work.
14:40You gotta cut him some slack.
14:41It's not just that.
14:43He's missed some doctor's appointments.
14:45And he missed the tour of the birthing room at the hospital.
14:48We had a deal.
14:50He was supposed to help raise the baby so that I could finish school.
14:52But now I'm afraid that it's all falling apart.
15:04That was delicious.
15:06I'm glad you liked it.
15:08What when?
15:10Lynette, it's our third date.
15:12I'm pretty much a short thing.
15:15Something wrong? You're acting a little weird.
15:16Yeah, there's...
15:18I have a little favor to ask you.
15:22Please.
15:23Don't send Tom to Mumbai.
15:26You have a very odd sense of foreplay.
15:29I know. It's just...
15:31The kids are upset and Tom is a wreck.
15:33And I don't think I can go through with it.
15:36Okay.
15:38Really?
15:39Yeah, I didn't want him to go. I was just doing it for you.
15:41I'll send McGuinness instead.
15:42That son of a bitch had the nerve to beat me in tennis last week.
15:45Oh, thank you.
15:48I am so grateful.
15:51Well, I can think of one way that you can show your gratitude.
15:56Mmm.
15:58Oh, maybe you're the one who needs another glass of wine.
16:00Greg, no.
16:02Okay, what's going on?
16:04I just...
16:06I'm not ready for that step and I don't know that I ever will be.
16:09Ever?
16:10I'm sorry, there's someone else.
16:12You just realized that?
16:15No.
16:17No, I just realized how much I want it to work.
16:20So let me get this straight.
16:21You used me to get back to your ex and now you're dumping me for some other guy?
16:25That's unbelievable.
16:27Unbelievable!
16:42And in local news, the trial of Brie Vandicamp is set to begin tomorrow.
16:53Vandicamp is accused of killing Ramona Sanchez, whose body was discovered beneath the condominium development in Shadow Woods.
16:59Hey.
17:00Couldn't sleep?
17:01Hey.
17:02No.
17:04Thought I'd take a walk.
17:07Remember the last time we were up this late together?
17:13The night we buried Alejandro.
17:17God, if we could only go back.
17:19Hey.
17:24You having trouble sleeping too?
17:25No.
17:26I woke up to get some water.
17:27And I saw you from the window.
17:28What are you guys doing out?
17:30We can't sleep because our friend is going on trial tomorrow morning for murder.
17:34No, relax.
17:35Brie's innocent.
17:36The jury's gonna see that.
17:37The juries make mistakes.
17:39Well, you know, it doesn't help Brie for us to be negative right now.
17:42Do you know what I was thinking we should do to help her?
17:45Go to the judge and tell her the truth.
17:48I was thinking the exact same thing.
17:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:50Wait a minute.
17:51What's going on here?
17:52What, it never even crossed your mind?
17:54Well, we have a plan in place.
17:55And if we just hold on a little longer, everything will be back to normal.
17:59And what if Brie is convicted, huh?
18:00What are we gonna do then?
18:02I don't know.
18:03Clearly.
18:04Do you even care?
18:05Lynette!
18:06Okay.
18:07It's late.
18:09Let's just talk about it tomorrow.
18:11Well, I don't get this.
18:15Why are you guys mad at me?
18:17Because you're not having any trouble sleeping.
18:30Don't freak out.
18:31It's just me.
18:36Tripp, what are you doing here?
18:37It's the middle of the night.
18:38I had a feeling you might be up.
18:40Do we need to discuss my case?
18:41Nope.
18:42Just the opposite.
18:43Donuts.
18:44Casablanca.
18:45It's one of my favorite movies.
18:46Yours, too?
18:47Never seen it.
18:48I'm, uh, more a Caddyshack kind of guy.
18:49But I had a feeling about you.
18:50May I?
18:51Sure.
18:52My trial starts in six hours.
18:53Is this really what we should be doing?
18:54Do you know anything about sports?
18:55No more than I have to.
18:56This is just like going to the championships.
18:57You practice your ass off to get there, but the night before the big game, you just forget about it.
18:58I can't believe I'm going through this.
19:00But if I have to.
19:01I guess what I'm saying is, of all the gin joints and all the towns and all the world, I can't believe I'm going through this.
19:06My trial starts in six hours.
19:07Is this really what we should be doing?
19:08Do you know anything about sports?
19:09Do you know anything about sports?
19:10No more than I have to.
19:11This is just like going to the championships.
19:12You practice your ass off to get there, but the night before the big game, you just forget about it.
19:20I can't believe I'm going through this.
19:22But if I have to, I guess what I'm saying is, of all the gin joints and all the towns and all the world, I'm glad you walked into mine.
19:32mine. Am I supposed to know what that means? Let's start the movie. You. In the matter of people
19:56versus Brie Vandekamp, we are here for opening statements. Miss Stone, you may proceed.
20:02How well do we really know our friends and neighbors? They borrow our lawnmowers, sit
20:10with us in PTA meetings, bring us tuna casseroles. But as this case will demonstrate, they also
20:16have secrets. Secrets they keep from their neighbors. Secrets that can poison a place
20:23like Wisteria Lane. Miss Stone wonders how well we know our neighbors. Well, in this case,
20:29as it turns out, pretty darn well. Brie Vandekamp's friends will tell you that she is a woman
20:35of honesty, integrity, and compassion. Brie Vandekamp is an alcoholic, a woman of loose
20:41morals. She would pick up strange men in bars, have sex with them, frequently waking up with
20:49no recollection of what happened. If picking up people in bars is a crime, there might be a
20:56criminal or two in this very courtroom. The defendant lured Ramon Sanchez into her house,
21:03seduced him, and bludgeoned him. There is no connection whatsoever between my client and
21:08Mr. Sanchez. And while it isn't against the law to sleep with any man who'd buy you a martini,
21:12it is illegal to kill them. Has Brie made some questionable choices? Yes. Does that make
21:19her a killer? No. It makes her human. Like the rest of us. This is a case about a woman
21:27who led a secret life. But here's the thing about secrets. Like bodies, they don't always
21:34stay buried. Welcome to Big Top Burger. Hi, I'm looking for Porter Scavo. Is he done yet? No,
21:44Porter's working the drive-thru. Oh, I thought he was only working till one. Well, I heard him say
21:51you'd cover the afternoon shift, so that's still six. Now, can I get you something to eat? No,
21:57I think I'll get something to go. Welcome to Big Top Burger. Can I help you? I've got a
22:04better idea. How about you help the mother of your child? Mrs. Delfino? Dear God, is there
22:10another person who could say what I just said to you? No, of course not. Porter, why are you
22:14making Julie do all of this stuff without you? I'm busting my butt trying to make money for her
22:19and the baby. I'm working three jobs. Well, then tell her that. She's worried that you're losing
22:24interest in being a dad. I'm talking to the clown. Shut up. Can you please pull up to the window?
22:34Look, Mrs. Delfino, I barely graduated high school. I ditched college, and this is about
22:43as much as my baby's daddy is going to achieve. You can always go back to college. When? Everybody
22:49says how expensive it is to have a kid, but the crap money I make, I'll be working all the time.
22:53Look, I get it. It's just not right for Julie to do this without you.
22:58I totally agree. Julie has given up so much so I can be in this kid's life, but I'm starting
23:04to realize that was a bad trade for her.
23:14Look at her, a regular black widow. It says here she slept with 15 guys in a two-month period.
23:19And she was drunk the whole time. Sounds like college.
23:23Excuse me, but you don't know what you're talking about. Do you even know this woman?
23:26Actually, a friend of mine used her to cater a party once. Said she had shifty eyes.
23:30They do look pretty shifty.
23:32Well, I do know her, and she's innocent.
23:34Yeah, I don't think the police go around arresting innocent people.
23:37She must have done something.
23:38Oh, so you guys read one article, and just like that, she's guilty?
23:42It's not just us. Everyone says she killed the guy.
23:44She's the last person in this world who would kill somebody.
23:47She's a friend, and a mother, and probably the most decent person I know.
23:52And she would die if she knew how people are talking about her.
23:54Well, she better get used to it.
23:56If I'm a juror, she's going away for a long, long time.
24:00And with every exhale, the tension is being blown out, and every inhale brings in positive energy.
24:13Now you're imagining a peaceful scene.
24:19That beautiful lawn by the science building at your college.
24:24And you're walking towards the chemistry lab to finish the research for your dissertation.
24:30And now, on that same lawn, a graduation ceremony, in which you are finally receiving your PhD.
24:41Mom, what are you doing?
24:42The other day, you were talking about a murder trial, and now you're talking about stuff that will never happen.
24:49I think it will.
24:51How?
24:53Because I am going to move back up there with you and help raise the baby.
24:58What?
24:58I'm going to sell this house, and MJ and I are going with you so you can finish your degree.
25:05But what about Porter?
25:08Well, there will always be a place for him and his child's life.
25:12But Porter needs to find his own life right now.
25:17No.
25:18I can't let you do this.
25:19You love the Lane.
25:21Oh, I do, but nowhere near as much as I love you.
25:24Oh, and besides, I think it'll be good for me, too.
25:31What do you mean?
25:32Well, I told you, honey.
25:33There are memories here that are just too hard to live with every day.
25:42Mom, this would be awesome.
25:47But are you sure you want to do this?
25:52I'm sure.
25:54Okay, lay back down.
26:00As Mike used to say, we've got to practice birth and a baby.
26:11You are going to love it there, McGinnis.
26:13And hey, if you don't, it's only a year.
26:17I'll give you my India on 50 rupees a day, Buck.
26:20All right, people, let's get started.
26:22Thanks again.
26:24I am so glad to be staying here.
26:27Well, thank your ex-wife.
26:28She's the one who convinced me.
26:30Really?
26:32Lynette did that.
26:33Yeah.
26:34Real piece of work, that one.
26:35I don't know how you put up with it.
26:36I'm sorry, um, aren't you guys dating?
26:42Nope.
26:42She dumped me.
26:43Apparently, she's hung up on some other guy.
26:45I'm surprised you didn't want to go to Mumbai just to get away from her crap.
26:53I know.
26:54She can be a bit of a handful.
26:56Oh, yeah.
26:56That's why you dumped her.
26:57Because she's a handful.
27:00I'm telling you guys, 23 years living with that psycho.
27:03He is either a saint or a masochist.
27:05Okay, okay.
27:09Let's start the meeting.
27:10No, seriously.
27:11I mean, I barely survived one week with that ball buster.
27:14Greg, I'm asking you, drop it.
27:16I'm just saying, Lynette is a first-class bitch.
27:24Well, I hope that was worth it.
27:26Because you're fired.
27:35Okay, Mr. Weston, is the defense ready to call its first witness?
27:42We are, Your Honor.
27:43The defense calls Susan Delfino.
27:47How long have you known my client?
27:49Nearly 20 years.
27:50So it's fair to say you know each other well?
27:53We're like sisters.
27:54She's the most honest person I've ever met.
27:56Can you tell us what happened on the night in question?
27:58It was a progressive dinner party.
28:01I'm sorry, I don't get out much.
28:03What is a progressive dinner party?
28:04The whole street.
28:05Every house is responsible for a specific course.
28:08Oh, sounds like fun.
28:09Unless you don't know how to cook.
28:10They skipped my house that night.
28:12Now, as you traveled from house to house,
28:15were you with Bree the whole time?
28:17No.
28:18Really?
28:19Where did she go?
28:21She left my house to go check on her entree.
28:24Wouldn't that have given her time to kill Mr. Sanchez?
28:26Or have sex with her boyfriend while the chicken burned,
28:29which is what she was doing when the whole neighborhood walked in on her.
28:32I imagine that must have been awkward.
28:34Clearly you haven't spent much time on my street.
28:36And then what happened?
28:38The party finished at my house,
28:40and then Susan, Lynette, and Bree stayed late to help me clean up.
28:43How late?
28:44Around two in the morning.
28:45And the coroner's report said that the time of death was between 10 p.m. and midnight.
28:50Interesting.
28:50So there's no possible way that Bree could have killed Ramon Sanchez that night?
28:57No way.
28:58Bree couldn't hurt a fly.
29:00The only thing she killed that night was the chicken.
29:03No.
29:04As God is my witness, Bree did not kill him.
29:13That's it from the car.
29:14My assistant's gonna pack up the rest of it.
29:17Security's been told not to let me back in the building.
29:19I swear, Tom, I am trying to be supportive,
29:21but I'm having a hard time following this.
29:23Why would you hit your boss?
29:26I just never liked him.
29:28So?
29:29There's lots of people you don't like.
29:31Mr. Indick and 3F who never picks up after his dog.
29:34I can't even get you to write an angry note.
29:37You know what?
29:37I lost my temper.
29:39Because he was going to transfer you?
29:42No.
29:45Because he was dating Lynette.
29:52Oh, my God.
29:54Are you still in love with her?
29:59Jane, look, you have to understand.
30:01Lynette has been a part of your life for 23 years.
30:04I know.
30:05She's the mother of your children.
30:06I get it.
30:06You've given me this speech a hundred times.
30:08Now answer the question.
30:10Do you still love her?
30:13Yes.
30:16Wow.
30:19And I was what?
30:20Some wall you built to try and hide that from yourself?
30:23No.
30:26You were the woman who was there for me
30:27when I was broken and confused.
30:31And I still care about you very much.
30:33No.
30:33Tom, you don't get to break somebody's heart
30:37and still say you care about me.
30:44If it matters,
30:45I loved you.
30:47No.
30:47So you recognize this man as well?
31:00Yes, I slept with him, too.
31:03I can imagine how painful this is.
31:06Having to publicly acknowledge liaisons with all these men.
31:10No, you can't.
31:11You didn't have to testify.
31:13Why did you subject yourself to this?
31:15Because I admit my transgressions.
31:18Was killing Ramon Sanchez one of them?
31:21No.
31:22Absolutely not.
31:23That seemed very heartfelt.
31:34So your conscience is clear?
31:36Yes, it is.
31:38Your Honor,
31:39I'd like to enter into evidence
31:41prosecution exhibit 24.
31:43Objection.
31:44We haven't seen this.
31:45They can't blindside us.
31:46This just came into our possession last night.
31:48It rebuts Miss Vandekamp's testimony
31:50regarding her clear conscience.
31:53I'll allow it.
31:55Does this letter look familiar?
32:03Yes, I wrote it.
32:05It's a suicide note, isn't it?
32:09Yes.
32:10This letter was discovered on May 7th
32:12at the Frost Hotel
32:13where Miss Vandekamp had taken a room.
32:15The manager heard shouting,
32:16including a reference to a gun.
32:17Police were summoned,
32:18but Miss Vandekamp was gone.
32:20This was found in the wastebasket.
32:22Proceed, Miss Stone.
32:23Do you recall anything else
32:25of significance occurring on May 7th?
32:29No.
32:29That's the day your boyfriend,
32:31Chuck Vance,
32:32a decorated Fairview police detective,
32:34was killed in a hit-and-run accident,
32:36wasn't it?
32:37Objection.
32:37My client isn't on trial
32:38for killing Detective Vance.
32:39Not yet.
32:40Your Honor.
32:41Your Honor.
32:43Please, read the letter.
32:47I never thought I could feel such
32:58remorse.
33:01Such guilt.
33:02Your Honor,
33:02if we could take a short recess.
33:04Denied.
33:06No one knows who I really am.
33:08I'm entirely alone.
33:10Living with this secret
33:11is too painful.
33:13I can't go on.
33:17Doesn't sound like a clear conscience,
33:19does it, Miss Vandekamp?
33:20No further questions.
33:25Breathe.
33:26Please, I just need to be alone.
33:28Not until you tell me
33:29what that was about.
33:31I already told you.
33:33I was in a very dark place
33:34with the drinking
33:35and my friends abandoning me,
33:36but I did not kill anyone.
33:40You have to believe me.
33:41I do believe you.
33:43I just
33:43hope the jury does.
33:49Come on,
33:50you don't know
33:50that it's your fault.
33:51Please.
33:52Tom loses his job
33:53the day after
33:54I dump his boss?
33:56There's got to be
33:57some connection.
33:58And the worst part is,
33:59this is exactly
33:59what broke us up
34:00in the first place.
34:01Me trying to control
34:02his life.
34:03I can't.
34:05You really suck
34:07at this gay friend thing.
34:08I'm sorry.
34:09I can't take you seriously
34:11in that dress.
34:12You look like
34:12a giant taffeta bruise.
34:14I know.
34:15It is horrible.
34:16Maybe if I accessorize.
34:17Unless the accessories
34:18are two hands
34:19over your eyes,
34:20forget it.
34:21Why don't you just
34:21tell Renee you hate
34:22the dress?
34:23Because she'll pick
34:24another one
34:24and I'll hate
34:25that one too.
34:26It's what I do.
34:27I did it to Tom
34:28all the time.
34:31I didn't want him
34:33to go to school
34:34and then I didn't
34:35want him to quit.
34:35I wanted him
34:36to get a new job
34:37and then I hated it.
34:38I don't know.
34:39Maybe I wasn't
34:40unhappy with Tom.
34:41Maybe I was just
34:42unhappy.
34:45Well,
34:46at least we know
34:48you were right
34:48about that dress.
34:51Now,
34:51turn around
34:52and let me get you
34:52out of it.
34:56Seriously?
34:57We're this close?
34:58When I tell
34:58the whole neighborhood
34:59about it,
34:59I will be kind.
35:02You're a good friend,
35:03wouldn't we?
35:03Celia, give me the remote.
35:25No, stop.
35:26Give it.
35:27Girls, don't make me
35:28come in there.
35:28It's her.
35:29It's not it.
35:30No!
35:31Who did this?
35:37Celia.
35:37Is that true, Celia?
35:39This belonged
35:40to my grandmother.
35:41You are in big trouble,
35:42young lady.
35:43Sweep out the rest
35:44and go to your room.
35:45It's not my fault.
35:47She pushed me into it.
35:49You pushed her?
35:51She wouldn't give me
35:52the remote
35:52and it was my turn
35:53to pick what we watch.
35:54So you broke this.
35:56It was my turn.
35:58Juanita Solis,
35:59you were going to let
35:59your sister take the blame
36:00for something you caused?
36:01That is horrible.
36:03This is your fault.
36:04Own up to it.
36:05Don't you see
36:06how bad...
36:07Mom?
36:13I'm sorry.
36:17Mommy?
36:19It's okay.
36:20Go wash up for dinner.
36:21I'll take care of this.
36:21And the fracture found
36:32on the victim's head
36:32is consistent
36:33with a blunt force injury.
36:35A blunt force
36:36that someone of
36:36Miss Vandekamp's size
36:37would be capable
36:38of inflicting?
36:39In my opinion.
36:40Your Honor,
36:41the defense asked
36:42the court for a recess.
36:43How did you find that?
36:53Gabby mentioned
36:53her gardener,
36:55Alejandro.
36:56My alarm bells went off.
36:57I had Lindsay
36:58do a little investigating.
37:00Oh.
37:01Oh?
37:02We're halfway
37:02through your murder trial
37:04and I find out
37:05the victim
37:06is Gabby's stepfather
37:07and all you can say
37:08is, oh...
37:08I'm sorry.
37:10I wanted to tell you
37:11but we made a pact.
37:12Who did?
37:13You and Gabby?
37:15Me and Gabby
37:16and other people,
37:18people that I care about.
37:20You care about them
37:20enough to lie for them?
37:22To commit perjury?
37:23How about enough
37:24to go to jail?
37:26You don't actually think
37:27that's gonna happen,
37:28do you?
37:28I don't know.
37:30After the DA's
37:30suicide note stunt,
37:32it's possible.
37:33To the jury,
37:33you look like
37:34you're hiding something
37:35and the fact is,
37:35you are.
37:39Look, I just...
37:40I just...
37:41I wanna win this
37:42case
37:43for you, okay?
37:45And if this
37:46is something
37:47that can exonerate you...
37:48It can,
37:49but not without
37:50betraying my friends.
37:59Bree,
38:00you're facing
38:0220 years to life.
38:03This could be
38:04your only way out.
38:05I think it's time
38:07to tell the truth
38:07about Gabby.
38:14Yes,
38:15recent events
38:17in the lives
38:17of my friends
38:18had stirred up
38:19intense emotions.
38:23Excitement
38:24about starting
38:25a new chapter.
38:25guilt over causing
38:30another's pain.
38:35Disappointment
38:36in a failure
38:36to change.
38:40Then there are those
38:41who are asked
38:42to put all emotion
38:43aside
38:44in order
38:45to make a
38:46cold-hearted
38:47decision.
38:48Gabby,
38:50what are you
38:50doing here?
38:53I finally
38:54found the
38:54perfect scarf.
38:55It's elegant,
38:57it's dignified,
38:58it's beautiful.
39:00It's you.
39:01You are so sweet.
39:03You didn't mean
39:03to do this.
39:05Yes,
39:05I did.
39:07I haven't truly
39:08thanked you
39:09for what you're
39:09doing.
39:10The way you're
39:11sacrificing yourself
39:12for me
39:12and my family.
39:15You're just
39:16a much better
39:16person than
39:16I could ever
39:17hope to be.
39:19Okay.
39:20Okay.