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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Susan tracked down the wife of the man she helped bury, and tried to make things right.
00:08I think you added an extra zero.
00:09I want to do something to help.
00:11Lynette adjusted to life without Tom.
00:13Lots of things like this are going to happen. I have to be able to fix them.
00:17Mike stopped Ben from making a mistake.
00:20Are you crazy?
00:21Who is this guy?
00:22Sorry, pal. The deal's off. He's not taking your money.
00:24Then told him something he didn't know about Renee.
00:27If she divorced a cricket player, I might recognize the name.
00:29If she divorced a cricket player, she wouldn't have gotten $12 million.
00:32And Bree's falling out with her friends led to some dangerous behavior.
00:36Can I buy you another drink?
00:38You can buy me breakfast.
00:44Bree Vandekamp had always enjoyed a sterling reputation.
00:49She was known for being kind to strangers.
00:54And for greeting them with a warm welcome.
00:59She made sure every guest felt comfortable.
01:04And that no part of her home was off limits.
01:10She never had the heart to turn anyone away.
01:14Because no matter how many guests she was hosting,
01:18or how late she was entertaining,
01:20her generosity knew no bounds.
01:25That was amazing.
01:27That was nice.
01:29And unexpected.
01:31An hour ago when I offered to buy you that glass of wine,
01:34I didn't know what a good investment it would be.
01:37I don't waste any time.
01:39I want to see something I like.
01:42Decisive.
01:43And sexy.
01:44You may be the perfect one.
01:49Get out.
01:50What?
01:52I mean, it's time to go.
01:57It's four o'clock in the morning.
01:59Yeah, and my neighbor Karen McCluskey starts her day at five with a pot of coffee and a seat near her front window.
02:04This is my only chance to get you out of here without her noticing.
02:07Who cares if she notices?
02:08I do.
02:09I have a certain reputation on the street,
02:11and I don't want to become the subject of idle gossip.
02:15Now, come on.
02:20Well, thanks again.
02:21This was terrific.
02:23Yes, here are your pants.
02:25Thanks.
02:27I'd really love to see you again.
02:28Oh, that's sweet.
02:29Don't forget your jacket is quite chilly out tonight.
02:34I'm serious.
02:35Let's do this again.
02:37How about Friday?
02:38Oh, I'm afraid I'm busy.
02:39Thursday?
02:40Or Wednesday?
02:42Can I at least get your phone number?
02:44Or your last name?
02:47You seem like a good person, so I'm going to be honest.
02:49I have no interest in having a relationship with you.
02:53Why not?
02:54Because I am past the point in my life where I hope every date will flower into a meaningful relationship.
02:59I have had husbands and boyfriends, and they brought me nothing but heartbreak and pain.
03:03So, now all I want is a body in my bed at night.
03:07Briefly.
03:08So that's it? You're just going to kick me out?
03:11I am so sorry.
03:12Where are my manners?
03:16Yes.
03:17Brie had always enjoyed a sterling reputation.
03:20It was lovely having sex with you.
03:22Have a wonderful day.
03:24And she saw no reason.
03:29That should change.
03:43In the life of every housewife, there comes a time for renovation.
03:49When an eager child learns a new skill.
03:57When a romantic evening becomes an unsightly mess.
04:04Or when a dinner party comes to an unexpected end.
04:08But sometimes, the only thing that needs to be removed...
04:13Is a memory.
04:17So basically, I want a whole new look. New furniture, new paint, you name it.
04:23So we can get rid of everything?
04:25Including the Virgin Mary and her kid?
04:27Ah! No, no, no, no. My faith is very important to me.
04:31Name three apostles.
04:33Okay, fine. Move it to the guest room.
04:36Hey, can you guys get this all done in two weeks?
04:37Probably. Why the rush?
04:39Unless when Carlos is done with rehab.
04:41I don't want him coming back into the room.
04:42It just freaks him out.
04:43Why would this room freak him out?
04:48Because it was where Celia was conceived.
04:50And frankly, that kid's been nothing but trouble.
04:52Uh, so, Lynette, is Tom back from Paris?
04:56Not yet.
04:57Jane arranged for them to pop over to London for a couple days.
05:01Ugh, that slut. I'm sorry.
05:03No, no, no. I mean, yes, she's a slut, but...
05:06I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
05:08It's a kick in the pants I need to start dating again.
05:11Good for you.
05:12Yeah, it's a big step.
05:13I know, which is why I'm hoping you two might know someone you could set me up with.
05:19Uh, sure. We will think about it.
05:21What was that?
05:23What was what?
05:24What was that look thing you just did?
05:27Oh, there it is. You did it again.
05:30It... Lynette, you're a wonderful person.
05:33You are strong, it's sexy, it's smart, so...
05:37Fixing you up would be a bit of a challenge.
05:39Why?
05:42Because you're so unique.
05:44Such an original.
05:46Feisty. And so certain of what you believe.
05:50Stop trying to make all those sound like compliments. You're basically telling me I'm a bitch.
05:57Oh my God!
05:59We're just saying it takes a certain kind of man to appreciate all you have to offer.
06:05Preferably one with the hide like a rhino and the fighting spirit of a baby harp seal.
06:09Okay, so we're done sugarcoating?
06:12Okay. Look, I've met me. I know I can come on a little strong, but I have to believe there's a guy out there somewhere that finds that appealing.
06:19And... you two are gonna help me find that guy.
06:26Oh, fine. You win.
06:28You always do.
06:30Because you're so...
06:31I stay.
06:39Oh my God!
06:41Oh my God!
06:42Why are you still here?
06:43Didn't the alarm go off?
06:44Yeah, at four o'clock in the morning. I shut it off.
06:46No! That's when you leave. That's when all the men leave. It's the rule.
06:49Okay, I'll get rid of whoever's knocking, and then you can sneak out the back. Stay put.
06:55Yeah, but I have...
06:56Shh! Don't move!
07:00Karen!
07:01Hi. This is not a good time.
07:03I am so angry I could spit.
07:06You've got to help me, Bree.
07:08With what?
07:09The church bake sale.
07:11Everyone knows I make the lemon bars, but this year, Helen Simpson said she's making them too, and I can't compete with her.
07:17She uses real lemons.
07:20And what do you use?
07:22Well, I'm on a fixed income, okay?
07:25Oh, God!
07:29I mean, that must be so hard for you.
07:32You're the head of the Women's Auxiliary. What should I do?
07:35Have you considered covering your lemons?
07:39What?
07:40I mean, you have lemon bars covered, so I'm gonna ask Helen to make blueberry cheesecake.
07:45Okay, thanks.
07:46Now, off you go.
07:48I will!
07:49I'm just waiting for the naked guy behind me to finish getting dressed.
07:55Sorry.
07:56Couldn't wait. I've got a meeting.
07:58Have you seen my pants?
08:00Oh, you left them on the kitchen island.
08:01Don't give me the judgmental eyebrow. He is a dear old friend of mine visiting from out of town. See you later, Dan.
08:15Don.
08:17Just go.
08:21Now can I give you the eyebrow?
08:22Fine.
08:24I met him last night at Murray's.
08:26My car broke down and I went inside to wait for a tow truck.
08:29And how about the guy I saw leaving the other morning?
08:32My God, what time are you getting up?
08:34Caught that one on the weight of the can.
08:36What is going on, Bree? You don't seem yourself lately.
08:41I am absolutely fine.
08:48Okay. Whatever you say.
08:50Come on. What is your big surprise?
09:02Just a few more feet.
09:03Because if it's a three-way, I gotta warn you. That's how I met my ex-husband.
09:07Uh, no. It's not that.
09:11Your fish. You're getting rid of it?
09:14Well, I know how much you hate it.
09:16Well, it meant so much to you for some stupid-ass reason you once explained to me.
09:20Yeah, Bruce and I had some good times together.
09:22But you and I have been having our share, too.
09:24And, uh, you know, if I have to pick one of you for the long haul, well...
09:29The long haul? What are you trying to say?
09:32I'm trying to say, I want you to come to dinner tomorrow night.
09:37Ah, it sounded like there's more to it than that.
09:41Well, maybe there is, but you'll have to come to dinner to find out.
09:44Sounds intriguing.
09:47We're not having swordfish, are we?
09:53Work.
09:54I will be upstairs.
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:58Keep it short.
10:04Hey, Carl, what's up?
10:06No, no, don't send out the layoff notices.
10:09We'll make payroll. I've got this covered.
10:11No, not the bank.
10:15I'm working on something else.
10:26Claudia?
10:27Where the hell is my husband?
10:28Oh, hey, I'm sorry the door slipped.
10:37Oh, okay, I just vacuumed, so if...
10:38Ramone!
10:41Ramone!
10:42He isn't here.
10:43How did you find me?
10:44Your address is on the check, genius.
10:46When I find you, I'm gonna rip your neck like a chicken!
10:49You seem a little tense.
10:50Do you want some herbal tea?
10:52I want my husband!
10:55What makes you think I know where he is?
10:56You told my daughter he was never coming back.
10:58You think it's that easy to steal my man, bitch?
11:01Wait, you think that I'm having an affair with Ramone?
11:05Did he give these to you?
11:07No, no, these are from my husband.
11:09So you're cheating on your husband, too?
11:11You whore?
11:12Okay, look, I swear there is no possible way
11:14I could be having an affair with your husband.
11:16Trust me.
11:17Well, I think you're lying.
11:18And you want to see what I do to liars?
11:22Hey, Mom.
11:23Who's that?
11:24Please don't.
11:28You're the homewrecker, not me.
11:30But this isn't over.
11:39I want to get to the carpet store before it closes.
11:46Oh, relax.
11:47It's a block away.
11:48Just need to confirm my appointment.
11:49Hi.
11:50Making sure I'm still on with Frank, 2 o'clock Thursday.
11:53And reminding you what happened the last time you screwed up my appointment.
11:56She hasn't forgotten, Renee.
11:58None of us have.
12:00Hello.
12:01How are you?
12:02This is my friend, Lynette.
12:04Hi.
12:05Wow.
12:06Who's the lucky guy doing you?
12:08Actually, nobody.
12:11My husband and I are separated and he just took his girlfriend to London.
12:14He was talking about your hair.
12:17Oh, of course you were.
12:21I'm going to meet you at the carpet store.
12:23Seriously, your hair is amazing.
12:25Any chance you ever let me style you?
12:27Well, I've been going to Gustav von Main for years.
12:29I feel like I was cheating on him.
12:31Oh, he doesn't have to know.
12:33Yeah, but Gustav is jealous and French and I wouldn't want this ending up a pistols at dawn kind of thing.
12:44Loyalty.
12:46Just makes me want you more.
12:48All right.
12:49Stop sniffing each other.
12:50I need a bottle of conditioner.
12:52Coming right up.
12:56Well, he seems great.
12:57Why don't you set me up with him?
12:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
13:01Why not?
13:02You saw he was flirting.
13:03Lynette, he's not right for you.
13:04He just got divorced and he's not looking for anything serious.
13:07Neither am I.
13:08It's perfect.
13:09Honey, you're about to go on your first date in 20 years.
13:11I really don't want to see you get hurt.
13:14Don't worry about me.
13:15I'm feisty.
13:16Remember?
13:18No.
13:20Don't make me use the baby voice.
13:22Oh, not the baby voice.
13:24Please.
13:25I even hate when babies use the baby voice.
13:27Please, Winmay.
13:29I'll win that date of big, sexy hair.
13:33Okay.
13:34Okay.
13:35Okay.
13:36Oh, thanks.
13:37Look, Lynette may be loyal to her hairdresser,
13:40but she is single, so maybe the two of...
13:43I'd love to.
13:44How about tonight?
13:45Sounds great.
13:47Leave your number with Linda.
13:49I'll call you when I'm done.
13:50Great.
13:55To thank you, I will never again do the baby voice.
13:58Ah, I appreciate it.
14:00But I've still got the British one.
14:02Pip pip.
14:03Cheerio.
14:04Jolly-o.
14:05Crumpets and tea.
14:06Let's go.
14:07Totto.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12Oh, my God.
14:13Why can't we walk to the bus by ourselves?
14:17All of our friends do.
14:18I'm not trusting you with Celia.
14:19Remember your durable?
14:20I was younger then.
14:21I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
14:22Okay, fine.
14:23Go.
14:24Seriously?
14:25Yeah.
14:26Walk, run, whatever.
14:27Quick, before she changes to Ryan.
14:29Susan!
14:30And that's when I decided to fly to Oklahoma City and visit them.
14:31Unbelievable.
14:32And I obviously didn't have $1,000 cash.
14:33And I didn't have $1,000 cash.
14:34I'm not trusting you with Celia.
14:35Remember your durable?
14:36I was younger then.
14:37I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
14:38Okay, fine.
14:39Go.
14:40Seriously?
14:41Yeah.
14:42Walk, run, whatever.
14:43There's Ryan.
14:44Susan!
14:45And that's when I decided to fly to Oklahoma City and visit them.
14:58Unbelievable.
14:59And I obviously didn't have $1,000 cash, so I had to write a check.
15:03With your address on it.
15:04Perfect.
15:05And I was hoping that when she calmed down, she would realize we weren't having an affair.
15:10Apparently not.
15:11I can't believe you would go to his family.
15:13Why would you do that?
15:14I felt so guilty.
15:15Oh, it was eating me up.
15:17Oh, God.
15:18Guilt again.
15:19You feel guilty, so you assault the cop.
15:20You feel guilty, so you paint the murder scene.
15:22You feel guilty, so you go to his house.
15:23When is this gonna end?
15:25I just needed to make sure they were okay.
15:27You know, they didn't do anything.
15:29Susan, we were in the clear.
15:30There was nobody who could connect him to us.
15:32And then you had to go tell his wife?
15:34No, no, no.
15:35His widow.
15:36He was never coming back.
15:38I didn't tell Claudia.
15:41I told Marissa.
15:42Who the hell is Marissa?
15:44His 15-year-old stepdaughter.
15:50What, you talked to her?
15:55Do you think he was...
15:56How do you know?
15:57Did she tell you?
15:58She didn't have to.
16:11I've only seen that look in someone's eyes once before.
16:14Yours.
16:15Do you think she's told her mother?
16:24It didn't seem like she'd told anyone.
16:27She needs to.
16:31Keep being a secret like that, it just tears you up.
16:37I'm so sorry.
16:41I...
16:42I don't know how we're gonna get out of this one.
16:45I do.
16:52Call Claudia and tell her I want to talk to her.
16:56Who do I say you are?
17:00The woman who's gonna tell her the truth about her husband.
17:03in.
17:04She doesn't.
17:05That's a big deal of B da Niel.
17:06Yeah,entinzzo.
17:12I'm so happy to hear you say that.
17:25giving me a lecture about the dangers of E. coli.
17:26Oh, sexy.
17:30I'm sorry.
17:31I shouldn't be talking about her.
17:32No, it's nice to hear about someone else's marriage problems
17:35for a change.
17:35No, there's no problem, as long as we did everything exactly her way.
17:40Why do you have to work for somebody else?
17:43Why don't you get your own salon?
17:44I can see how that would be frustrating.
17:49Although,
17:50I suppose someone could argue
17:52that she was just trying to help you.
17:54Help me.
17:55By making me feel like a failure all the time?
17:57Yeah, that is pretty awful.
18:01Although,
18:02maybe she meant it as a motivational technique.
18:07So you agree with her?
18:09I am just trying to understand
18:11what she might have been thinking.
18:12I mean,
18:13you don't want to be a stylist forever, right?
18:15Why not?
18:17Because
18:17who wants to be cutting hair when they're 60?
18:20I mean, wouldn't you rather be checking in on your own salon
18:22from a beach in Bali?
18:24I like cutting hair.
18:27And that is all that matters.
18:32Although,
18:33my goodness,
18:37you certainly do work out.
18:40I just love a man with a firm bicep.
18:43You want to feel mine?
18:44Reverend Sykes,
18:46what are you doing here?
18:47The more pertinent question is,
18:48what are you doing here?
18:51Well,
18:52as you always say,
18:53there's no point in preaching to the choir.
18:54You've got to go out into the world
18:56and
18:56try to set the youth on a different path.
18:58I think your path
19:00should take you elsewhere,
19:01perhaps to one of those
19:02ladies not so burdened down with clothing.
19:07I can only imagine
19:08what you must think.
19:10Oh,
19:10what I think is,
19:11as Karen McCluskey put it,
19:13you're back on the Yahoo juice.
19:15Oh,
19:15that's not mine.
19:16Some poor soul
19:17who was here before me
19:18must have left it.
19:18I suppose I have allowed myself
19:29to slip back into some
19:31old habits.
19:32Well,
19:33that's why I'm here,
19:34to keep you from slipping any further.
19:35So gather up your things
19:36and let's go.
19:38You must be so disappointed in me.
19:41That's all right, Brie.
19:42I've been your pastor for years
19:43and you're the most proper
19:44and appropriate woman
19:45I've ever come across.
19:45This is obviously a temporary lapse
19:47and not who you truly are.
19:50How can you say that?
19:53Excuse me?
19:53How can you say who I truly am
19:55when I don't even know myself?
19:57We can discuss this later now.
19:58Come on,
19:58follow me.
19:59But I've been following you for years
20:01and I am still terribly lost.
20:04I need to find out who I really am
20:05and I think
20:06maybe the place I need to search
20:08is right here.
20:11You do realize
20:13if you continue to do this,
20:14I can no longer let you
20:16lead the women's auxiliary.
20:18You can't do that.
20:20The bake sale is this Sunday.
20:21It would be a disaster without me.
20:23I'm looking at a much bigger disaster
20:25right here.
20:26Now you're just being cruel.
20:28That's not very ministerial of you.
20:30I didn't only come here
20:31as your minister,
20:32I also came as your friend.
20:34But clearly,
20:35you have no interest in either
20:36right now.
20:37So, as you can see,
20:49within two years of opening the salon,
20:50you will have amortized
20:51all the startup costs.
20:53We are not ready yet.
20:55At that point,
20:55there's no reason you couldn't
20:56consistently turn a profit.
20:58Oh, my God.
21:00Can we talk about something else?
21:01I'm just trying to help.
21:02From what Renee tells me,
21:04people go to the salon
21:05because of you,
21:06and yet half that money,
21:07your money,
21:08is going to the owner.
21:09Seriously,
21:10this is making my stomach hurt.
21:11Could it be because you're scared?
21:13How could you say that?
21:14You know nothing about me.
21:16I know.
21:17I know.
21:17It's just we've spent an hour
21:19coming up with a perfectly
21:20reasonable five-year plan,
21:21and it just makes
21:21your stomach hurt.
21:23You know who else
21:24had a five-year plan?
21:25Stalin.
21:30Oh, I'm sorry.
21:32I said anything?
21:36You're happy where you are.
21:37That's great.
21:38There's nothing wrong
21:39with being average.
21:40I am not average.
21:42I'm sorry.
21:43Adequate, settled, comfortable,
21:44whatever you want to call it.
21:45Why don't we just order?
21:47Good idea.
21:47Oh, the salmon looks good.
21:54At a steakhouse?
21:57You're right.
21:57I'm sure it's perfectly adequate.
21:59Settled, comfortable.
22:05I don't know what Ben
22:07has up his sleeve,
22:08but it's going to be
22:08a special night,
22:09so I really want
22:11to look great.
22:13Speaking of which,
22:14how was your big date
22:15with Lynette?
22:16Ah, all tight.
22:19Sorry.
22:21The date was interesting.
22:23I really owe you one.
22:24What happened to your hair?
22:29You happened to my hair.
22:33Frank was the one guy
22:35in this podunk town
22:36who knew how to relax
22:37a black woman's hair.
22:38Now I look like an extra
22:39from Foxy Brown.
22:41And thanks to you,
22:42our relationship is ruined.
22:43Wait, Frank did that?
22:45I had no idea
22:46our date was that bad.
22:47Oh, really?
22:48Did you or did you not
22:49give him a five-year plan
22:51on a cocktail napkin?
22:52Well, I may have made
22:53a few constructive suggestions,
22:56but only because I saw
22:57potential in the guy.
22:58He could really be something.
23:00He is something.
23:01And he likes who he is.
23:03He doesn't need you telling him
23:04that it isn't good enough.
23:05I am not going to apologize
23:06for trying to help the guy
23:08if he can't handle it.
23:09That's his problem.
23:10Ah, I see.
23:11So it's his fault
23:13you tried to control him?
23:14Just like it was Tom's fault
23:16you tried to control him?
23:18What did both of those guys
23:19have in common?
23:21Oh, wait, give me a second.
23:23Uh, I'll think of it.
23:24I'd say put on a thinking cap,
23:25but I don't think
23:26there's one big enough.
23:27Well, at least I can
23:27cover up this mess.
23:29That one is going to take
23:30a hell of a lot more work.
23:35Come on, take off the scarf.
23:40How bad could it be?
23:41Oh, you'd be surprised.
23:43I look like a bottle brush.
23:45So, what's the big occasion here?
23:48First, a toast.
23:50To the woman who came
23:51roaring into my life
23:52like a one-eyed wombat.
23:55Uh, it's a good thing.
23:56A force who makes each day
23:58more exciting and surprising
23:59than the last.
24:00Now, I realise
24:07it's only been a few months,
24:09but, uh,
24:10I found myself
24:12falling for you, Renee.
24:15And, uh,
24:16I know a keeper
24:18when I see one.
24:20Oh, Ben.
24:23You like it?
24:24I love it.
24:25Yeah.
24:26It's just...
24:27It's so fast.
24:28Well, if you need to
24:29take your time, I understand.
24:30No, no, I don't need
24:31to take my time.
24:32Yes!
24:33I'll marry you!
24:34Yes!
24:35Oh, God.
24:38You who made me
24:39so happy.
24:41Oh, you don't know
24:42what you've done for me.
24:45When my marriage ended,
24:48I felt so betrayed,
24:50I decided I would never
24:51trust anyone again.
24:53And then you came along.
24:55I just feel so safe
24:59with you
25:00in a way
25:00that I've never felt before.
25:04And I know that
25:06in my heart
25:08this is right.
25:15I can't do this.
25:18What?
25:19Just forget I said anything.
25:20Okay?
25:21Forget you asked me
25:22to marry you?
25:23Give me the ring.
25:24You don't want to
25:25marry me, Renee.
25:26I'm an awful person.
25:27You are an amazing person.
25:29Now slide it on
25:29right there.
25:30I can't.
25:31Why?
25:31What is going on?
25:33Oh, God.
25:34You're going to hate me
25:35for this.
25:39I'm having some
25:40financial problems
25:41and I guess I thought
25:44if we pooled our resources
25:45that...
25:45You wanted to marry me
25:49for my money?
25:50Oh, no.
25:53I'm sorry.
25:57Wow.
26:01Renee...
26:02I meant every word
26:06I said.
26:07I do love you.
26:10There's really no way
26:11for me to know that
26:12now, is there?
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:16Yeah.
26:16Yeah.
26:16Yeah.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Yeah.
26:19Hi, Claudia.
26:34I'm Gabby.
26:35Thanks for coming.
26:36Yeah.
26:37This one said
26:38you wanted to talk to me.
26:39What about?
26:43We should go inside.
26:48You're not coming?
26:49No, I'm going to wait out here.
26:51I think you two could probably
26:52use some privacy.
27:06It's not usually this messy in here
27:07we're redecorating.
27:08Excuse me, Mrs. Solis,
27:09do you have a second?
27:10What is that?
27:14Red wine.
27:15New Year's Eve party.
27:16We were playing Smash the Bottle,
27:18which is a terrible game.
27:19Okay.
27:20Uh, we're taking lunch.
27:21Just wanted to give you a heads up
27:22before we replace it.
27:23Great.
27:24Great.
27:25Don't need any reminders
27:25of that crazy night.
27:29Can I get you something to drink?
27:30No.
27:31You can tell me what the hell
27:31I'm doing here.
27:32Where's Ramon?
27:33Wow.
27:35How to start this.
27:39First of all,
27:40the man you're looking for,
27:43his real name is Alejandro Perez.
27:44What?
27:46No, it's not.
27:48Trust me.
27:50I knew him before he ever met you.
27:54How?
27:56He was my stepfather.
28:04Hi.
28:07You okay?
28:09I just want all this to be over.
28:10Me too.
28:13But it's never going to end.
28:15She won't stop looking for him.
28:17She still loves him.
28:21So you didn't tell her?
28:23No way.
28:24She would never believe me.
28:27Did you tell anyone?
28:31No.
28:32Marissa,
28:34I'm not going to pretend
28:35to understand
28:36what you're dealing with.
28:38But I have a friend
28:39who went through the same thing
28:40and she said that
28:42as awful as it was,
28:46keeping the secret
28:47only makes it worse.
28:53So if he left you and your mom,
28:56changed his name,
28:56started a whole new life,
28:59why'd he come back to see you?
29:00I visited my hometown,
29:03I said some things about him,
29:04he heard and he wanted me to stop.
29:06What kind of things?
29:09Look, this isn't easy for me.
29:11What kind of things?
29:14When I was 15,
29:15he molested me.
29:15You expect me to believe that?
29:25I was a virgin
29:26and he heard me.
29:28Liar.
29:29Claudia.
29:31I know this is hard to hear.
29:33I don't know what you
29:33and your friend did.
29:34I don't know what happened
29:35to my husband.
29:36All I know is everything
29:36I'm being told is a lie.
29:38It's not.
29:38He was a child molester.
29:40Shut up!
29:41You can make it sound
29:42as bad as you want.
29:43You can tell all the disgusting lies
29:44you can think of.
29:45I will never believe you.
29:47Then believe me.
29:52What?
29:55I was too scared to tell you.
29:58I know how much you love him.
30:00Oh my God.
30:01Are you saying?
30:03I kept thinking it would stop.
30:07No.
30:08No.
30:09Not my baby.
30:15No.
30:18No.
30:29It is all my fault.
30:33Come in.
30:34You were right.
30:40All those years
30:41I thought I pushed Tom
30:42because he needed me to.
30:43Well, he did.
30:45No, he didn't.
30:46And that guy wasn't Tom.
30:47He was just a perfectly
30:48lovely guy,
30:49perfectly content
30:50with his life
30:50until Hurricane Lynette
30:52hit him.
30:53At least you recognize him.
30:54They always say
30:55that's the first step.
30:57Hmm.
30:57Can I tell you the truth?
30:58There was a part of me
30:59that recognized it
31:00the whole time.
31:01a little voice
31:03inside my head
31:04telling me
31:04you like this guy
31:05and you're driving him nuts.
31:06Stop.
31:07But I couldn't.
31:09What if after all these years
31:11I can't stop?
31:13What if this is who I am?
31:16Remember in college
31:18you used to bite your nails?
31:20You stopped that?
31:21Yeah, by taking up smoking.
31:24Remember how you quit smoking?
31:26Yoga.
31:27I've never seen you more relaxed
31:29than when you were
31:29taking those classes.
31:30I don't know.
31:32All I'm saying is
31:33you are the most determined
31:34person I know.
31:35You can do anything you want.
31:37I just want to be different.
31:39I'm sick of being
31:40this hypercritical nut job.
31:44It'll get better.
31:46Trust me.
31:47And so will dating.
31:48You will find somebody.
31:51I hope you're right.
31:53I mean hell
31:54if you found Ben.
31:55I'm joking.
32:00I'm joking.
32:01Um
32:02Ben and I
32:03it's over.
32:07Hey.
32:22So that's where
32:23the tough guy lives, huh?
32:26Can we just do our business, please?
32:29You pay every week.
32:32Everyone's happy.
32:33You miss one
32:33it'll cost you.
32:35You miss two
32:36you don't want to miss two.
32:38Don't worry.
32:39I just have to get past
32:40this rough patch
32:41and then the money
32:42will be rolling in.
32:43Take your time.
32:45Besides,
32:45if you're not good for it
32:46I understand that pretty
32:47girlfriend of yours
32:47is loaded.
32:50She's got nothing
32:51to do with this.
32:53You keep her out of it.
32:54You understand me.
32:57A lot of tough guys
32:58on this street.
33:10Hi.
33:11Come in.
33:12We're not staying.
33:12Just came to say goodbye.
33:14And thank you.
33:16You sure you don't want to stay?
33:18I have a guest room.
33:19No, we need to be getting back.
33:20This one's missed enough school already.
33:23Give me a second, mija.
33:24I still don't know
33:39how this could have happened
33:40under my nose.
33:41You must think
33:42I'm the worst mother
33:42in the world.
33:44No.
33:45At least you believe her.
33:46My mother never did.
33:48But I'm the one
33:49who brought that man
33:50into her life.
33:51You didn't know.
33:52Nobody ever knew
33:53what a monster he was.
33:56I know now
33:56thanks to you.
34:04You said that stain
34:05was red wine?
34:08Yeah.
34:10You should probably
34:11get rid of that.
34:23Well, it's all right.
34:40You know,
34:42you don't stop it.
34:43You don't stop it.
34:44You don't stop it.
34:44You don't have to have to
34:46get rid of it.
34:46You don't stare.
34:47It's not cool.
34:48You don't have to
34:49get rid of it.
34:49You don't, you don't have to
34:51get rid of it.
34:52Brie, what are you
35:21doing here? Oh, I've been running this bake sale
35:23for eight years. Why wouldn't I be here?
35:25I told everyone you weren't feeling well
35:27and had decided to sit this one out.
35:29Well, I'm feeling better now.
35:31Besides, every bake sale needs
35:33a tart.
35:36Well, I appreciate
35:37a good cure, Nelly. Du Blanc
35:39tommed as much as the next man. I really don't think
35:41you should be here in your condition.
35:43I'm fine.
35:45Look how beautifully my dessert came out.
35:47Short-crossed pastry, fresh
35:49strawberries. You've obviously been drinking.
35:51I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
35:53Well, I appreciate your concern,
35:55Reverend, but I can take care
35:57of myself.
36:04You're very welcome.
36:05Tell all your friends to come to my table.
36:08All right, who's next?
36:12Gray.
36:13Oh, my God, Brie.
36:15What are you doing here?
36:16This is my church. Are you a member?
36:18I've never seen you here before.
36:19I, uh, just joined.
36:21Yes.
36:21Nice talking to you.
36:22Wait, wait.
36:23Can't I tempt you with a slice of my famous
36:26strawberry tart?
36:28I, uh, I should probably get going.
36:30What a funny coincidence this was.
36:32Will I see you at, uh, Murray's later?
36:33Or we could just skip the Murray's part
36:36and you could come straight to my house.
36:39Gray, who is this woman?
36:42Uh, this is Brie.
36:43She, um, she goes to this church.
36:46Doesn't sound like you met her in church.
36:48Excuse me, what business is it of yours
36:50how we met?
36:51I'm his wife.
36:52Oh.
36:53I guess it is your business.
36:59Unbelievable.
37:00You're always going on
37:02about working late
37:03and sleeping in the office.
37:05Meanwhile,
37:05you're hanging out at dive bars
37:07picking up trash.
37:09I don't like your accusation.
37:12Oh, yeah?
37:13Guess what I don't like?
37:14You screwing my husband.
37:16Brie, this is what I was worried about.
37:18You need to leave.
37:19You're kicking me out?
37:21She's the one making a scene.
37:22and a dry batch of cupcakes
37:24by the looks of it.
37:25Thanks, but I'm not looking
37:27for baking tips from the town whore.
37:30Don't listen to her, Brie.
37:31She doesn't know who you are.
37:37Actually, Karen,
37:39I think she does.
37:46Now, I know you're all anxious
37:47to dig into the delicious gossip
37:49I've provided for you.
37:51and I could really use a drink.
38:00Yes.
38:01In the life of every housewife,
38:03there comes a time
38:04for renovation.
38:08She may be doing away
38:10with an unpleasant memory.
38:12breaking up a once-happy relationship.
38:21Or making the necessary changes
38:24to prepare for a new one.
38:26But no matter how much
38:30a housewife may embrace
38:32the way her life is changing,
38:35the people in her neighborhood
38:37may take a different view.
38:41What's the matter?
38:42Maybe we should, uh,
38:43go inside.
38:48Or maybe we shouldn't.
38:49might there be a gust.
38:51Thanks, sir.
38:52I'll see you next.
38:54I'll see you next time.
38:57I'll see you next time.
38:58Bye.
38:59Evan.