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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Lynette fought to save her marriage.
00:05I could see it in his eyes. Tom still loves me.
00:08Carlos decided to change careers.
00:10Baby counseling. In one week, a counselor does more good than I've done in my entire life.
00:15Good news?
00:16We're getting married.
00:18Came with bad news.
00:19In the middle of his proposal, the cops come by to ask about some dead body they found at the construction site.
00:24So, tell me more.
00:25I told them that I didn't know anything about it, and the police don't seem like they're gonna pose a problem.
00:29But it became a problem for Bree.
00:31We're just making small talk waiting for a lawyer.
00:33Small talk's over.
00:34So she got the perfect lawyer.
00:36Let's go. You don't need his permission.
00:38You wanna talk to her, you talk to me first.
00:45When it came to her divorce, Lynette Scavo was determined to make things go smoothly.
00:52So when Tom was late to pick up the kids, she waited patiently.
00:58When he got something in the mail, she held on to it.
01:05And when he left behind something important, she brought it to him.
01:10Yes, after years of fighting had led her nowhere, Lynette decided to take the high road.
01:16Lynette!
01:17Oh, hey, Greg.
01:18Hey, coming by to see the new offices?
01:20I bet I could get the CEO to give you a private tour.
01:23Wait a second. I am the CEO. I know I could.
01:25No, thanks. I'm just dropping something off that Tom forgot at home.
01:29Oh, wow. My ex wouldn't bring anything by for me unless it was ticking.
01:33So, how's everything going with your separation?
01:37I'm guessing you know the answer to that, having been there.
01:40Yeah, it's been two years since my divorce and it still sucks.
01:43You know, it might not be my place to say it, but I think Tom's nuts for letting you go.
01:48That's very sweet.
01:50So are you seeing anyone?
01:51That's a little nosy.
01:53Sorry, I'm just saying, if you ever wanted to have a drink and vent with somebody who gets it, I would gladly be that person.
01:58Okay. Sweet again, but I think that might be a little weird with you being Tom's boss.
02:02Yeah, I get that. I just wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't ask.
02:06But never worry if you're going to be okay, Lynette. You will.
02:09You are the exact kind of woman that most men out there are looking for.
02:16Well, thanks.
02:17I always liked this picture of us.
02:19You're welcome.
02:20Oh, hey, I'm off on Friday so we can leave early for the cabin.
02:23Ah, bad news. I checked the weather up there. It looks like rain this weekend.
02:27So? I wasn't seeing us spending a lot of time outdoors.
02:32I think we have a little horizontal to catch up on.
02:37It's kind of been a while, hasn't it?
02:38Well, I guess, with the work and everything.
02:41A cabin, the rain, a bed.
02:45It's going to be a good weekend.
02:50Yes, Lynette had tried hard to take the high road in her divorce.
03:01Hey, Greg.
03:03That drink, I'd actually enjoy that.
03:08But sometimes, the low road was easier to find.
03:23Carlos Solis was used to sitting in a position of power.
03:27Whether it was behind the wheel of a powerful car.
03:32At the head of a power lunch.
03:36Or at the helm of a powerful company.
03:40But now that Carlos Solis had started a new career,
03:46he suddenly found himself in a much humbler place.
03:50So, what do you think of my new office?
03:56Okay, I'll admit it's a little bit on the bare bones side.
03:59Are you kidding?
04:00All you need is some yellow tape and a noose hanging from the ceiling
04:03and you'll be ready to entertain.
04:05I like it, Daddy.
04:06Thank you, baby.
04:07Aw, that's so sweet.
04:09You're lying to spare your daddy's feelings.
04:11Seriously, honey, there's a guy down at the department store
04:14who dresses all the windows.
04:15Maybe he could spruce it up.
04:16Spruce it up?
04:17Gabby, we can barely keep the lights on here.
04:20Our budget is tiny and every cent goes towards helping addicts,
04:23finding them jobs, housing...
04:25Okay, okay, save it for the pamphlet.
04:27All I'm saying is if I was an addict,
04:29rooms like this are why I shoot up in the first place.
04:32Okay, behave, listen to your daddy.
04:34I'll see you tonight.
04:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't take the girls to school.
04:37You always take them.
04:38I have to go to work early today.
04:39Well, I'm at work right now.
04:41Carlos, how much do you make an hour?
04:43Twelve dollars.
04:44I just made twelve dollars listening to you.
04:46Tell me you make twelve dollars.
04:47Gabby, come on.
04:48This job is very important to me.
04:49I'm doing very meaningful work.
04:50You should be proud of that.
04:51Well, when we can pay our mortgage and meaningful, I will be.
04:55Hey, buddy.
04:56How was school?
04:57Okay.
04:58I'm starving.
04:59Can I have some cookies?
05:00Sure.
05:01Didn't you like the turkey sandwich I made you?
05:03Not really.
05:04I tried to trade it to John Gurry for a book about worms, but he backed out, because you used
05:15too much mayo.
05:16Sorry.
05:17I didn't realize the worm kid was such a gourmet.
05:20What's this?
05:21Nothing.
05:22But your school's having a soapbox derby.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Well, that sounds like so much fun.
05:25It's for dads and sons.
05:26Yes.
05:27But it doesn't say moms can't do it too.
05:28That's okay.
05:29I don't have to do it.
05:30Besides, it's in three days.
05:31Oh.
05:32That's really soon.
05:33I guess we should get started.
05:37Oh, come on.
05:38I don't want you to miss out on all the fun.
05:39Mom, you can't make a car.
05:40What makes you say that?
05:42Because you can't even make a turkey sandwich.
05:44Well, thank goodness I have to get up on my way.
05:46That's okay.
05:47It doesn't say moms can't do it too.
05:49It doesn't say moms can't do it too.
05:51That's okay.
05:52I don't have to do it.
05:53Besides, it's in three days.
05:54Oh.
05:55That's really soon.
05:56I guess we should get started.
05:57Oh, come on.
05:58I don't want you to miss out on all the fun.
05:59Mom, you can't make a car.
06:00Thank goodness I have the most talented part.
06:02Now, come on. We're wasting time. Let's get hammering.
06:08Seriously? You're telling me you're against the death penalty?
06:12I've just seen too many cases where the wrong person gets convicted.
06:15Not my clients, of course.
06:17Well, I just think our society's gotten too soft.
06:20We need a powerful deterrent to stop these killers.
06:23You do realize you're not on trial for a parking ticket, right?
06:27Kidding. Just trying to lighten the mood. Tomorrow's gonna be fine.
06:31It's just a pre-trial hearing.
06:33Yes, which brings me one step closer to the real thing.
06:36So what exactly will we be doing at this hearing?
06:39You will sit there and look classy and innocent.
06:43I will try to get as much of their case tossed as I can.
06:46And your success rate at this sort of thing is?
06:49Impressive. I once defended a woman who ran a brothel.
06:53At the pre-trial, I got the whole thing reduced to operating a business without a fire door.
06:58That's terrible.
06:59What? What, me being a great lawyer?
07:01No, defending a prostitute.
07:03Call me all-fashioned, but I find that line of work rather distasteful.
07:06So if she ran a cigarette company or manufactured handguns, she's A-OK.
07:11But selling men a little ring-a-ding makes her a pariah.
07:14Okay, first of all, ring-a-ding?
07:16Mm-hmm.
07:17Second, sex isn't a commodity. It's sacred.
07:20Yeah, I'll say. And for this woman, sacred costs 400 bucks a pop.
07:24Can we please stop talking about it? It's tawdry.
07:26And that little crack about manufacturing handguns, I hope that doesn't mean you're anti-gun.
07:31I've sued the NRA three times.
07:33It is my dream to one day take those sons of bitches down.
07:37Well, when it comes to my guns, you're gonna have to pry them out of my cold, dead hands.
07:41Guns? Plural?
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:44What, is that so you can coordinate your firearms with your shoes?
07:48You and I are never gonna agree on anything, are we?
07:52This salad kinda sucks.
07:54I agree. Not with the language, but with the observation.
08:01I have never met anyone who can pull off a cape like you, Mrs. Duncan.
08:04And this is our last one, so I'm not letting you leave here without it.
08:11Uh-oh. Another stray from the land of elastic waistbands.
08:14Avert your eyes, I'll get rid of her.
08:17Hello, dear. You must have taken a wrong turn. Sensible shoes are one floor down.
08:21No, actually, I'm looking for a personal shopper. I need help.
08:26Okay, um...
08:33You're welcome.
08:35Oh, champagne.
08:37Oh, no, no, no. This is just for high-end customers. And me. My husband's an alcoholic, so I can only drink at work.
08:44I'm looking to freshen up my wardrobe. I haven't bought new clothes in quite some time.
08:50I understand. Fixed income?
08:52No. My rich husband was a stingy son of a bitch. And now he's toes up. I am ready to spend.
09:00Who was your husband?
09:01William Hammond.
09:02As in the Hammond Theater?
09:03Mm-hmm.
09:04And the Hammond Hospital?
09:05Yep.
09:06And the Hammond Library?
09:07So you've heard of him.
09:08Are you kidding? I've been to shows in that theater. I've given birth in that hospital.
09:12And I went into that library once for directions.
09:14Oh.
09:15Well, sit down while I pull you some clothes.
09:18There you go. Thank you.
09:20Oh, honey. Look at that cape.
09:23That looks interesting.
09:26Give me that. You look like Batman.
09:28And for the reception, I was thinking of a jazz band. Wouldn't that be cool?
09:38Yeah, I like jazz. But if you're interested in a little traditional Australian music, I know this guy plays a badass didgeridoo.
09:47Jazz it is.
09:49Okay, we've done enough. Let me clean this up and then we can go upstairs for a preview of our wedding night.
09:56Oh, now you're talking. I'll grab some wine.
09:59I know this might surprise you, but I actually have a few moves saved up for my first night as Mrs. Ben Faulkner.
10:05It's not that I don't believe it. I just can't imagine what's left.
10:12Oh, yeah, that's just some business stuff that I need to take-
10:15No, it's a subpoena.
10:18You're on the witness list for Bree's trial?
10:21Why?
10:22Beats me. I think they made a mistake.
10:25Kind of a coincidence, though.
10:27The cops questioning you about that body they found on site and then Bree getting arrested for killing the guy?
10:36Ben, don't lie to me.
10:38I can handle anything you tell me, just as long as it's the truth.
10:43Listen, Renee. Let's just drop this, okay?
10:46No! I'm about to become your wife.
10:49You want to keep a secret about touching another boy's didgeridoo at summer camp? Fine.
10:53But not about a murder.
10:57Holy crap.
10:59I'm right.
11:01Tell me what's going on or I'm walking out of this house.
11:04You're gonna need to let me think about it.
11:08I don't believe this.
11:11My, uh, my first husband kept secrets for me.
11:14And it ended our marriage.
11:16I'm not going down this road again.
11:27Gabby, why is there an old lady sitting at our dining room table?
11:30Do you have any idea who that is?
11:32I think my generic reference to her as old lady kind of says I don't.
11:36She's Doris Hammond, as in Hammond Investments. Ring any bells?
11:39Bill Hammond's widow.
11:41Guy made a killing in private equity. Why is she here?
11:44She's my best customer down at Cumberly's.
11:46I think mostly because she sees me as her friend.
11:48Oh, so you thought you'd exploit that.
11:51Invite a lonely widow to dinner, pretend she's your friend, just to make money off of her.
11:54Exactly.
11:56Gabby, can't I just take my plate upstairs? I'm exhausted.
11:59You're exhausted. I had to watch a 20 minute iPhone video of her cat taking a nap in a laundry basket just to sell her a coat.
12:04Now get out there, lose your top button and look pretty.
12:09Doris, I can't get over how lovely that jacket looks on you.
12:14Isn't it lovely, Carlos?
12:17Yeah, it's great.
12:19Oh, I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price.
12:22I guess I just have to get comfortable with the idea of spending money.
12:26That's right. And tomorrow when the new fog line comes in, we're going to get you real comfortable.
12:31So, Carlos, what is it you do?
12:35I work for a non-profit that helps recovering addicts.
12:40Shhh.
12:42Shhh.
12:44Oh, I'm sorry. Was Carlos talking about his charity?
12:47Good thing we weren't operating heavy machinery, huh Doris?
12:49You'll have to excuse my wife. Not the biggest fan of what I do.
12:54Oh, that's silly. Philanthropy is very important. My bill gave generously to many worthy causes.
13:02Okay, we're going to keep talking about charity. I'll make coffee. We're going to need it.
13:07Boy, Bill left quite a legacy. Have you ever thought about carrying that on?
13:14Oh, I'd love to. But I wouldn't know where to begin.
13:19Maybe I could help?
13:20So, my ex's lawyer says, we believe it's fair for Mr. Lyman to pay an additional one million dollars.
13:28And I said, and this is how my mouth always gets me in trouble.
13:32So that comes out to what? About a dollar a pound?
13:35Oh, man. And the judge?
13:39Not abused. Which is why I wound up paying an additional two million.
13:42Two million.
13:45Tom and I are going to try to do this without lawyers.
13:48Huh.
13:49What does that mean, huh? We've known each other 25 years. We have kids together.
13:52And that's great. It's all great. But there is another person involved.
13:56Jane.
13:58And trust me, she is going to be in his ear the whole time about the settlement.
14:02By the way, I do not get the attraction there.
14:05Well, let's save that topic for another night. We could do hours on that one.
14:08Another night? So this is going pretty good.
14:09Yeah, it's been great.
14:11Well, okay. We should do it again. How about Saturday night?
14:16This Saturday is bad. Tom needs me to switch weekends because he's going away with Jane.
14:22Well, it would be kind of a shame if some last minute stuff came up at work and he wasn't able to go.
14:30I guess that would mean he wouldn't have to switch weekends and that would free you up for Saturday.
14:34Did I get that calculus right?
14:36Are you saying in order to get a date with me, you'd mess with Tom?
14:42Don't think of it so much as messing with Tom. Think of it more as messing with...
14:46Jane.
14:47Jane.
14:48Jane.
14:51Oh, my God. It's staying together. How long is this race?
14:55Three minutes.
14:56Three minutes? This could totally stay together for three minutes.
14:59Can I go now?
15:01Oh, I was going to have you help me put on the wheels.
15:04No, thanks. Juanita found a dead squirrel, so I kind of want to check it out.
15:06Uh, well, of course. Got to see the dead squirrel.
15:12Only touch it with a stick. No fingers!
15:16I'm blown off for a dead squirrel. Boy, does that bring back memories.
15:21New hobby?
15:22Oh, MJ and I are building this soapbox thingy car for the school's big race.
15:28You should get Tom to help. He did it with all our boys. That's how they learn to swear.
15:32Oh, that's okay. I'll figure it out.
15:35I am telling you, he loves this stuff. I'm going to give him a call.
15:38Oh, thanks, but I really think it's better if I do it myself.
15:41But Tom can just...
15:42Tom is not going to be around all the time.
15:48I'm sorry. I mean, you know what I mean.
15:51I do. Since Tom and I split, I know how hard it is to be both mom and dad.
15:56But I also know it's okay to ask for help.
15:59No, I can do this. I have to.
16:03And you know what? I think it's going to turn out great.
16:12Do you always move your lips when you read?
16:19Do you always comment on everything that bugs you about me?
16:21I haven't said a word about your tie.
16:24Okay, we're here for discovery, compliance, and trial setting.
16:28Ms. Stone, Mr. Weston, you've exchanged witness lists?
16:31The people have no objection to Mr. Weston's list.
16:34Mr. Weston, any objections?
16:36That depends. Who are the gentlemen from number 16 to 28?
16:39I've never heard these names before.
16:42Your client has. They're men she met at a bar, brought home, and had sex with.
16:48This is ridiculous.
16:50Your Honor, the defense will argue that there's no suggestion of a relationship between Ms. Vandekamp and Mr. Sanchez, that she never even met him.
16:57Because she hadn't.
16:59Some of these men will testify that she was so intoxicated during their time together that she didn't remember anything about the liaison.
17:05Suggesting that she could have slept with Mr. Sanchez.
17:07So under Ms. Stone's forgetful slut theory, you can connect my client to any man in Fairview?
17:17Well, not every man in Fairview ended up with the defendant's fingerprint on his shirt.
17:21But Mr. Sanchez did.
17:22Your Honor, the idea that my client would conduct herself in that manner is absurd. She is a paragon of virtue in the community. A champion of conservative values.
17:35Short recess, Your Honor.
17:36Short recess, Your Honor.
17:37Brie.
17:38Brie.
17:39Is this true? Did you sleep with Ramon Sanchez?
17:40No.
17:41But the other men?
17:42How the hell could you not tell me this?
17:43How the hell could you not tell me this?
17:44Okay, alright, okay. This is okay as long as we can stay in front of it. Um, I need to know exactly who you slept with and when.
17:57Are you kidding me? No.
17:58Brie, if I'm going to defend you, I need to know the truth.
17:59I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this with you.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:05But I can't talk about this with you.
18:06Gabi?
18:07Doris!
18:08You won't believe what just got out the plane.
18:21The most beautifully embroidered Chinese silk.
18:24And if you listen to it carefully, you'd be funny, it's so powerful that it's not hot.
18:28I wore it.
18:29What?
18:30The most beautifully embroidered Chinese silk.
18:33it carefully you can hear little children asking when's dinner i'm gonna have to stop you right
18:38there okay a little insensitive my bad no i i've had a change of heart and i can't buy anything
18:44more from you in fact i need to return these what you can't i work on commission i mean you love
18:50these clothes did you know that one of these scarves could buy a month of vocational training
18:55for a homeless addict no that sounds awfully familiar it was in the pamphlet that carlos
19:01slipped me last night he did what now and we talked on the phone this morning and he reminded
19:07me of what my husband used to say but those that do well must also do good mm-hmm that sounds like
19:13carlos he's a very special guy hold on to him well now that you mention it i can't wait to get my
19:22hands on him do you have any idea how much commission i stood to make from this lady
19:26gabby doris was my golden goose i was fattening her up and then you went and stole all her eggs and
19:32and well i don't know where this metaphor is going but i am mad at you mister gabby no stop gabbing me i
19:37will not be gabby look where doris puts her money is her decision tomorrow morning nine o'clock she's
19:43putting it here okay you don't have to be so smug just because you're doing charity no quotation marks
19:50i'm actually doing charity helping people get their lives together and i'm helping people put
19:55their wardrobes together potato potato i gotta run to a meeting now we're in the middle of an argument
20:00yeah but it's no fun to argue when only one side is morally defensible but you know what is fun
20:04a little victory dance oh yeah oh yeah
20:09okay it took me all night and i scraped off two of my knuckles and i drank so much green tea that
20:22one of my eyes won't stop twitching but it's finished
20:34okay before you say anything i designed the flame decals myself so if you don't like them
20:38they're totally removable but personally i like them i think they're awesome and there's a basket
20:43on the back for sundries or snacks or thumbtacks to throw into the competition's tires but why would
20:49you need to cheat with a car like this right are you gonna say something oh i get it you hate the
20:56basket guess what basket gone oh come on i've been doing this for two days straight you gotta give me
21:04something i love it you do i mean of course you do but seriously if you have any thoughts or tweaks
21:15tell me because we still have a day before the race no no it's perfect oh i'm so relieved you want
21:21to take it for a spin yeah but i'm kind of thirsty can you get me something to drink of course two frosty
21:29non-caffeinated root beers coming right up
21:45oh my god what did you do i didn't see it coming i'm so sorry no not you my son you can go
21:52oh oh oh mj did you wreck the car on purpose no it just rolled down the driveway
22:04it's a flat driveway okay i did it
22:12why i hate that car well then we'll change it we'll make it whatever you want to
22:18i don't want to do it i don't want to be the weirdo honey did someone call you a weirdo they
22:25don't have to they're always staring at me and treating me different because i don't have a dad
22:31oh honey and if i go to the father's son derby and i'm the only kid with his mom
22:36it's gonna be even worse i'm so sorry i had no idea what can i do to make it better nothing i just want dad
22:48so
22:55hey hey how was soccer awesome i think we're gonna kick san marino's ass on saturday
23:02nice i'm gonna make you something to eat thanks i'm gonna get changed hey hey it's cute how her
23:07generation thinks that sport is interesting uh oh and um i will bring her to the game saturday looks
23:13like we won't need to switch weekends i thought you were in chamber going away i can't i gotta
23:19work greg wants me to rework the strategic plan the international guys did so huh well that sucks
23:26never liked that guy then why'd you go out with him he said you guys had drinks the other night
23:33it was nothing we just you know hung out for a bit you do realize that that could be awkward for me
23:44huh that's weird what i have a isn't that ironic app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like
23:51that i'm serious linda that's where i work it was just drinks with a guy i know who happens to be your
23:58boss i promise not to do anything embarrassing like kiss him in the office
24:06okay you know you want to see greg it's fine with me
24:16hey how about if instead of eating this sandwich i just wanted to eat chocolate hey how about no
24:23but what if i told you something about dad and jane that would make you very happy then could i
24:31why you little finagler how do i know your information is even worth the fine belgian
24:36chocolates that i have hidden in the pantry oh it is no it would be wrong to teach you that this kind
24:42of blackmail works besides i can see you're just bursting to tell me anyway when dad told janey
24:49he had to work this weekend she kind of lost it really the chocolate that i am in no way trading
24:55for this information has almonds in it she was all we never have time together and you still haven't
25:01filed the divorce papers is that true he hasn't the envelope is still sitting on a shelf in the kitchen
25:07put the sandwich down or you won't have any room left for chocolate
25:20yeah well look who strolled in from the outback where the hell have you been sorry i really needed
25:26to sort through some stuff stuff you mean what hors d'oeuvres will be serving at the wedding or are you
25:32referring to the dead body hey if you plan on staying you better start talking i am impossibly in
25:43love with you renee and there's nothing i want more than to come clean but if i tell you what's going
25:49on you could get dragged into this and then you're at risk too you have to trust me when your ex kept
26:01secrets to hurt you i'm keeping them to protect you okay really that was easy well while you were on
26:14your walk about i remembered something spousal privilege which is it's a crazy law we have here you
26:25don't have to testify against your husband so here's what's gonna happen we say i do we walk back up the
26:31aisle the second we're outside that church you tell me everything and if i don't well then i guess you
26:39won't be seeing those wedding night moves i told you about and trust me my secret is way better than yours
26:55ah so you are alive you're just not answering your phone i'm sorry i just can't imagine what
27:01you must think of me after hearing all that brie listen i i don't judge people i defend them and if
27:12i'm going to defend you i need to know everything sexual history from your first husband down to the
27:19last guy on the da's witness list how about i go in the kitchen and say it and you just listen from out
27:25here no dice i need you to say it to my face why because you're going to be sitting at the defendant's
27:31table while one guy after another takes the stand and goes into as much graphic detail as the
27:37prosecutor wants him to and the whole time the jury is going to be looking at your face oh dear god
27:43and if the look on your face is guilt they're going to think you're guilty
27:49so i need you to own this part of your life and that starts with you telling me everything
27:54okay i hoped it wouldn't come to this but uh maybe it would be helpful if i told you my sexual
28:05secrets first no it most certainly would not be helpful besides men aren't embarrassed to brag
28:11about their conquests i'm gonna start talking now first time i had sex i was 24. i was in law school
28:20she was a classmate and rather experienced it didn't go very well or for that matter last very
28:27long yeah yeah it's hilarious in fact every christmas i get a card from her that says still laughing
28:36so you had an awkward first experience who didn't you want worse i can do worse
28:41okay i don't know how to say this um i am quite oversized down there
28:54since when is a man being well endowed considered humiliating i'm talking about my prostate my enlarged
29:01prostate best part your doctor tells you it only happens to older men that's the reason you have to
29:08pee 30 times a day so now you know i'm pushing 50 borderline incontinent and women are scared of my
29:15junk is that humiliating enough for you yes i think it is glad to hear it oh i have to tell you now don't i
29:26i was in a dark place lonely and in pain i started drinking again
29:45so the kicker to the story is the new international plan that tom came up with is is pretty awesome
29:59he may not have good taste in women but he is damn smart about finance tom is really smart in that one
30:06area poor jane you're really enjoying this aren't you um a little tiny bit you should i wish i had a way of
30:15getting back crystal when we were breaking up must feel good jane was pretty pissed huh uh apparently
30:22so even though that makes me a terrible person thank you for that anytime i mean that anytime
30:30so if i asked you to have tom work a few nights this week you'd do it if i can help you piss off
30:35your ex and spend more time with you i see no downside in that you just say the word really late nights
30:42weekends maybe even a few out of town trips you tell me what you want i'll make it happen
30:49oh i like the sound of that must be why women fall for powerful men
30:58and then the prosecutor suggested i was probably so drunk that i forgot the whole thing hang on didn't
31:04your hot shot lawyer get all up in her face with the objections and the sidebars and that you can't
31:08handle the truth trip was amazing but she still said it was admissible my entire sorted past is
31:13admissible so just because you slept with a few guys means you slept with alejandro more than a few
31:20sorry carry on you know what the worst thing was the look on trip's face he was so disappointed in me
31:29wait that was the worst thing worse than the whole sharing a cell for 20 years with a big gal
31:34name burn thing well i'm not going to prison i mean trip says we're gonna win and i believe in him
31:39i just thank god that even after all of this he still believes in me
31:46okay i'm gonna say it brie you have a crush on your lawyer don't be ridiculous you do sound teensy
31:54bit smitten i am not smitten i happen to admire his legal skills and his dreamy blue eyes they're not
32:00blue they're green flecked with hints of brown
32:08okay maybe i find him attractive but do you really think i would put myself at risk by dating my own
32:12attorney well i don't know you put us all at risk when you dated chuck look having a crush is nothing to
32:18be ashamed of he's rescuing you and it's in our dna to fall for guys who rescue us but in this case
32:26it's just not safe for you to act on it i guess you're right you're on trial for murder brie you
32:32got to keep a clear head and so does he
32:38doris i just want you to know how grateful we are your donation is going to help so many recovering
32:42addicts get back on their feet stop i should be thanking you for letting me be a part of all this
32:48and please forgive the appearance of my office every penny that we get goes directly to those in need
32:54so there's not a lot left over for nice things
33:03those in need huh this is not my stuff i had a simple wooden desk at old coffee table oh and a baby grand
33:13well that must come in handy while you're all singing kumbaya during your clean needle exchange doris
33:20please please this is not what we're about here find yourself another old lady to fleece
33:32honey i need to show you something in the garage did you fix the car no want you to use the wood to
33:37build a coffin for the squirrel but i do have a little surprise for you
33:40oh hey perfect timing mj we could really use another pair of hands what are they doing here
33:53well i know i told you that i could do this myself but i got to thinking that every race car driver has
33:59a pit crew and this is yours we're here to help you and not just about car stuff you know anytime you need
34:05something give us a cool so what do you think of this design right it kind of looks like a corvette
34:12kind of it's an exact rendering look at the shading on the wheel well calm down you traced it out of a
34:17magazine can you guys really build this uh well not without your help so what do you think about color red
34:26or blue mom what do you think i think uh this is kind of a guy thing and i should let you guys get to
34:36work my dad loved corvettes we know he always said if you ever won the lottery first thing he'd do
34:42is by a corvette stingray hey you look like a million bucks and trust me i know what a million
34:58bucks looks like what a lovely compliment for one of us so uh gallo is the best restaurant in town and
35:06after tonight you will know why well can't wait let's go but first i have a gift for you uh-huh
35:19a nail how thoughtful and imaginary a nail in the coffin of tom's happiness the end of tom and jane
35:29completely baffled every time this week i told him i needed him late tom would go in his office
35:33and i'd hear him on the phone in a big fight with jane you shouldn't be telling me this
35:40but yay so how do you think the persnickety miss carlson will handle the news of tom's transfer
35:47his what the international plan needs a point man so i'm sending tom to mumbai for a year
35:53mumbai like india mumbai which means you and i will have fair view all to ourselves we got to go
36:09minute car
36:11i can't believe you did that to my office i had a butler lined up but he booked a commercial at the
36:21last minute so i guess i'll call doris now and make an appointment for shopping tomorrow
36:26yeah i don't think she'll be answering either of our calls she thinks we're both nuts so thanks a lot
36:30gabby you started it you're the one who stole it from me in the first place yeah for something that
36:35matters oh enough with the carlos of nazareth act this wasn't about helping people this was about
36:39you smelling money and going after it the money was for the center most people need it the center please
36:46you were doing it to win and you know why because you're a shark carlos you always have been and you
36:53always will be it's your nature honey it's okay i am too that's why we're good together look i may not
37:08like that you stole doors for me but i do like that you're the type of guy who can it's sexy but
37:17that's not who i want to be anymore well who do you want to be
37:23somebody different well i hate to tell you this babe but the best you can hope to be is just a
37:28different kind of shark yes it isn't easy giving up power
37:40admitting that we might need help from friends and neighbors
37:47deciding that a loved one might know what's best for us
37:53giving up our better judgment for a slightly darker agenda
38:02but for some the hardest kind of power to give up
38:06is the power to control their own desires hello you wanted to see me did you have some new thoughts
38:17on the case lots but why don't we discuss them over dinner dinner um can't we talk here i've been cooped
38:25up all day and i know this great little italian place i don't think that's a good idea come on
38:30i'm a much better lawyer after a plate of spaghetti carbonara so what do you say i say
38:38let's do it