The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 1

PipertheWitch1

6/12/2025

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00:01For over a century, I have lived in secret.

00:04Hiding in the shadows.

00:06Alone in the world.

00:08Until now,

00:10I am a vampire.

00:13And this is my story.

00:21An hour's drive to hear that crap.

00:24You know, it wasn't even a band. A guy with a guitar.

00:26An hour each way.

00:28He wasn't that bad.

00:29Like James Blunt.

00:30But what's wrong with that?

00:31We already have a James Blunt.

00:32Blunt's all we need.

00:33So why did you come?

00:34Because I love you.

00:36Nicely done.

00:43What's called the fog?

00:44A little clear in a second.

00:45Watch out!

00:55Are you okay?

00:56I just hit someone. Oh my God.

00:59I'm going for help.

01:09Please be alive.

01:15Oh my God.

01:16Oh my God.

01:17Oh my God.

01:18Oh my God.

01:19Oh my God.

01:24There's no signal.

01:26Darren!

01:27Darren!

01:29Darren!

01:30Darren!

01:31I shouldn't have come home.

01:43I know the risk.

01:44But I had no choice. I have to know her.

01:56Dear diary.

01:57Today will be different.

01:58It has to be.

01:59I will smile.

02:00And it will be believable.

02:01My smile will say, I'm fine. Thank you.

02:06Yes, I feel much better.

02:07I will no longer be the sad little girl who lost her parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new.

02:16It's the only way I'll make it through.

02:17Toast. I can make toast.

02:18It's all about the coffee Aunt Jenna.

02:19Is there coffee?

02:20It's your first day of school and I'm totally unprepared.

02:38Any much money?

02:39I'm good.

02:41Anything else? A number two pimples?

02:49a number two pencil.

02:50What am I missing?

02:51Did you have a presentation today?

02:53I'm meeting with my thesis advisor at...

02:55now.

02:56Crap.

02:57Then go.

02:58We'll be fine.

03:02It's time.

03:19So, Rams is telling me I'm psychic.

03:27Our ancestors were from Salem, which isn't all that.

03:29I know, crazy, but she's going on and on about it,

03:32and I'm like, put this woman in a home already.

03:34But then I started thinking, I predicted Obama,

03:37and I predicted Heath Ledger,

03:38and I still think Florida will break off

03:40and turn into little resort islands.

03:43Elena!

03:44Back in the car.

03:46I did it again, didn't I?

03:49I'm sorry, Bonnie.

03:50You were telling me that I'm psychic now.

03:53Right.

03:54Okay, then predict something about me.

03:58I see.

04:03What was that?

04:05Oh, my God.

04:07Elena, are you okay?

04:08It's okay.

04:09I'm fine.

04:09It was like a bird or something.

04:10It came out of nowhere.

04:11Really, I can't be freaked out by cars

04:14for the rest of my life.

04:14I predict this year is going to be kick-ass,

04:20and I predict all the sad and dark times are over,

04:22and you are going to be beyond happy.

04:24I predict all the sad and dark times are over,

04:24and you are going to be beyond happy.

04:26Major lack of male real estate.

04:52Look at the shower curtain on Kelly Beach.

04:54She looks so hot.

04:56Can you still say tranny, miss?

04:57No, that's over.

04:59I demand quite a phrase.

05:00It's a busy year.

The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Episode 1

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