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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03I love this job.
00:04Tom's career took off.
00:06And you gave me the confidence to jump at it.
00:08I could kill you right now.
00:10Or I could do this.
00:12Felicia made peace with Paul.
00:14And don't you worry about Paul.
00:15Or so he thought.
00:17Don't make him pay for what he did to you.
00:19Look, I'm your landlord. I have a right to come in.
00:21But it was Susan who gave him hope.
00:24I remember a guy that used to live on this street.
00:26He had a laugh you could hear three houses away.
00:28I'm not that mad anymore.
00:29I think you can be.
00:31Who do you want in your life? Me or Bree? Choose.
00:35And Gabby made a decision.
00:37Can I stay with you for a while?
00:39Of course.
00:40Girls, come on. Go on in.
00:51Bree Vandekamp had occasionally found her home invaded by household pests.
00:56And her manner of dealing with them was ruthless.
01:00She smashed them.
01:02She poisoned them.
01:04She executed them.
01:06But when it came to the latest pests who had invaded Bree's home, extermination was not an option.
01:18Girls!
01:19There's mud on your shoes.
01:20Mud on your shoes.
01:21Girls!
01:22We are guests here.
01:24What have I said about wiping your feet?
01:26Sorry.
01:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:30Just...
01:31Never mind.
01:32It hasn't rained in three weeks. Where did they find mud?
01:37Honey, they don't find mud. Mud finds them.
01:39So, um, speaking of the fun we've been having, how long do you think it'll be before you and Carlos make up and you can all go back home?
01:48Meh, a few days. He'll be sitting alone in that house, realizing how big it is, how quiet it is.
01:54How clean it is.
01:55Then he'll show up here with that hanged dog look on his face, begging us to come back.
01:59Ow! Mom! Julia hit me!
02:02Then hit her back!
02:03Cappy, don't tell her to do that.
02:05I'd rather they settle it, otherwise I have to go in there.
02:07That's what a mother does.
02:09Come on.
02:10Girls, if you stop fighting, then I'll let you have some fresh-baked cookies.
02:16Super!
02:17There were two dozen cookies on that plate.
02:20Yeah, you can't leave food out. They're like bears, you gotta tie it up in a tree.
02:24Uh, Gabby, while you're here, this might be a good time to teach them a little discipline.
02:29Discipline? What are you talking about? It's not like the plate's broken.
02:33Oh, boy.
02:36Yes, Brie Vandekamp had finally met two pests she couldn't smash, poison, or shoot.
02:43Okay, I'm gonna need a garbage bag. Unless it was an antique. Then I need glue.
02:48That's not to say she wasn't sorely tempted.
02:53Good deeds aren't always done for the purest of reasons.
03:10We may be trying to impress.
03:14We may be acting out of guilt.
03:19We may be expecting something in return.
03:24But occasionally, a good deed comes straight from the heart.
03:30Wow. What's this?
03:32Your lunch. I got ham, ham and cheese, and that one's ham and gravel. I dropped it.
03:36Susan, you don't have to keep doing this.
03:38I want to. You're my new project, mister.
03:41Your project?
03:42Yes. Paul Young, phase two.
03:45Where we figure out what you are doing with your life. Set some new goals.
03:50Now, you tried destroying the neighborhood. That didn't work out. What's next?
03:55I don't know what I want to do. I've made such a mess of everything so far.
03:59No, no. Phase two is about the future, not the past. So from now on, we are only looking forward.
04:06Oh, my God. Look behind you.
04:09Hello, Susan.
04:11Oh. Hey, Felicia.
04:13Hey, Felicia. You knew she was in your house? I thought you were in prison.
04:18Oh, I've been out for weeks. What nice sandwiches. Are you cooking for Paul now?
04:24Yeah. Poor Paul. The guy that you cut off your fingers to frame.
04:30It's all right, Susan. Felicia and I have reached an understanding.
04:35We can hardly keep squabbling now that we're going to be neighbors again.
04:39Wait, you're living here?
04:41Right across the street. I just came by to pick up some of Beth's things.
04:45Although, I think you should keep that pretty oil painting she made for you.
04:50Hang on. You knew Beth?
04:53You didn't tell her.
04:55The topic doesn't exactly introduce itself.
04:58Beth was Felicia's daughter.
05:02What?
05:05So you're Beth.
05:10And you knew.
05:12And you're living.
05:14I need to sit down.
05:17We're going to get a lot of this.
05:31So Felicia Tillman was Beth's mother?
05:34Snip, snip, Tillman. You sure?
05:36Yep.
05:37And people say the suburbs are boring.
05:39Great. Now we've got another nut job living on the street.
05:41Actually, Paul is not so bad.
05:43Yeah, what were you doing over there?
05:45Bringing him food. Checking up on him, making sure he's okay.
05:49Why?
05:50Because I feel bad for him.
05:52The poor guy has had two wives kill themselves.
05:55And here I was concentrating all my pity on the dead people.
05:58Susan, be careful.
06:00Yeah, we understand Beth gave you a kidney, but you don't owe Paul anything.
06:03I know I don't.
06:05But that kidney gave me a second chance in life.
06:08And I'm sorry.
06:09I feel that Paul deserves the same thing.
06:15To us, our decorating firm and our latest triumph, the Delaney bathroom.
06:20Today, subway tile and a low-flow toilet.
06:22Tomorrow, not walking in on Mr. Delaney, on the low-flow toilet.
06:30You brought this at a drugstore, didn't you?
06:32Come on.
06:33Dan Perignon.
06:34It's cute.
06:35Little tip.
06:36When picking champagne, wordplay usually isn't a selling point.
06:41Hey.
06:42You're home early.
06:43No, I just forgot some files.
06:44Headed straight back to the office.
06:46Woo.
06:47Dan Perignon.
06:48What are you guys celebrating?
06:50Renee and I finished a design job today.
06:52Yeah, we actually cleared $293.
06:56Well, $290 after this champagne.
06:58Hey, we're a small company.
06:59Why is the glass always half empty with you?
07:01Hey, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.
07:04I just got my budget.
07:05There's some money in there to redecorate my office.
07:08How about you guys do it?
07:10Uh, well, we're a little busy.
07:12It's $20,000.
07:13Busy thanking you.
07:15You'd let us do that?
07:17You're amazing.
07:18That would be huge for our company.
07:20Look, I know this new job's put a bit of a strain on us.
07:22This might be a good way to sneak in a little extra time together.
07:25So, you think you could do something for $20,000?
07:27This may be the dog shampoo talking, but for $20,000, we will decorate your office.
07:31And whack an employee of your choosing.
07:34Hey, roomie.
07:35Hello, roomie.
07:36Those are beautiful.
07:37They're for you, from the girls.
07:38They felt terrible about breaking your mirror.
07:39Oh, you mean my serving dish.
07:40Oh, you haven't been upstairs yet.
07:41Gabby.
07:42But look how beautiful.
07:43I'm going to church.
07:44Weren't you just there?
07:45I need you to do some more praying.
07:46Apparently, it's not working.
07:47Huh?
07:48Okay.
07:49I need to do some more praying.
07:50Apparently it's not working.
07:51I'm going to church.
07:52I need you for taking the time, too.
07:53I need you for cooking.
07:54All right.
07:55Well, I'm gonna go.
07:56I'm going to church.
07:57You're gonna go.
07:58I'm gonna go.
07:59Uh-oh.
08:00And then, I didn't go.
08:01I'm gonna go.
08:02The way I want you to go.
08:03Oh, I need you to take the time.
08:04I'm gonna go.
08:05I'm gonna go.
08:06I'm gonna go.
08:07You mean, you're gonna move.
08:08You're gonna go.
08:09You might.
08:10You're gonna go.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:41If you're looking for the owner, that's me.
08:45Are you aware that you're blocking my driveway?
08:48Yeah. Are you aware that you illegally entered my vehicle?
08:50Well, I need it to get your attention.
08:51Doesn't make it legal.
08:52Oh, don't try to make this my fault. Blocking my driveway is illegal.
08:55Yes, but breaking into my car is criminal.
08:57Really? Let's call 911. I'd love to get a policeman's opinion on that.
09:01You just did.
09:03Oh, my. You are a policeman.
09:05Detective Chuck Vance, Fairview PD.
09:08Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman, is a parolee.
09:10I was paying a routine call.
09:11But now it appears that she's not the only dangerous woman on the street.
09:16Look, I don't know what laws I may have broken.
09:17A lawful trespass, tampering with a police vehicle, malicious mischief.
09:21Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm just so frazzled today.
09:24A friend of mine is staying with me, and her two girls are absolute monsters.
09:27In fact, I don't suppose I could borrow your gun.
09:31To shoot the children?
09:32I was joking.
09:35So was I.
09:37I'm sorry I blocked your car.
09:40Well, I'm sorry that I got into yours.
09:45I'll tell that to the judge.
09:46I'm sure you'll get off at community service.
09:49Wait.
09:52What?
09:54Still joking.
09:54I'm going to get you.
10:06No!
10:06No!
10:07No!
10:08I'm going to get you.
10:09No!
10:11Gabby?
10:13Oh, right.
10:14Girls, no running!
10:16Is that all you're going to do?
10:17Of course not.
10:18Next time I'll trip one of them.
10:19Or perhaps you could try taking a firmer hand.
10:22Oh, please.
10:23I've tried everything.
10:25I even bought them a puppy just so I could threaten to kill it.
10:27They asked if they could watch.
10:29Well, I can't take it anymore.
10:30Would you mind if I talk to them?
10:32Perhaps hearing it from somebody else would make a difference.
10:36What are you saying, Bree?
10:38You think you're a better mother than me?
10:41Well, not to cast aspersions on tripping and killing puppies,
10:43but there are other approaches.
10:46Okay, Mother Superior.
10:47You think you can get those girls to behave?
10:50Be my guest.
10:55Oh, and if the little one charges, move.
10:57It's like someone dropping a sack of flour off the Empire State Building.
11:01Girls, I need to talk to you.
11:03Not now.
11:04We're playing deathmatch.
11:05We do not fight in this house with pillows made of hand-dyed silk.
11:08Now, I'm going to count to three.
11:10One.
11:12Two.
11:13Do you know what happens after three?
11:14Four.
11:16Put the pillows down.
11:21Now, I am sure you've heard the expression,
11:23my house, my rules.
11:24No.
11:25Well, there is an expression,
11:26my house, my rules,
11:27and as long as you're staying here with me,
11:29you will behave properly.
11:30You will mind your manners,
11:31you will do your chores,
11:33you will listen when spoken to,
11:35and where are they going?
11:38Hmm?
11:39I wasn't paying attention.
11:41What were you telling them?
11:42Girls, get back here!
11:48Don't smirk.
11:49The key to discipline is consistency,
11:50and I will not give up.
11:54Neither will they, Brie.
11:56Neither will they.
11:57Well, if I knew Tom was working with so many handsome, rich men,
12:06I would have worn a lower top.
12:07Lower?
12:08I think you would call that a belt.
12:10But you look at this,
12:11he's kept us waiting 45 minutes.
12:14Good to see being married to the boss,
12:15gave us the leg up.
12:17If he keeps us waiting any longer,
12:18I know two leads that won't be going up.
12:22Sorry about the wait.
12:23I just got off the phone with London.
12:25Closed a deal worth $10 million.
12:27Phyllis!
12:29Okay, ladies, I have 15 minutes,
12:31and they are all yours.
12:32That is all we need?
12:35The overall look we're going for
12:37is very warm and inviting.
12:39We're thinking soft wood,
12:41an overstuffed linen sofa.
12:43That sounds great,
12:44but I already know what I want.
12:47Take that out of a magazine.
12:51This is Donald Trump's office.
12:53Isn't it cool?
12:54I love that desk.
12:56Black marble and chrome.
12:57And look at that samurai sword
12:59and those dragon lamps.
13:02I'm sorry,
13:03are you planning to take over the world
13:04with your death ray?
13:06I think this is impressive.
13:08But it's not you.
13:10You'd need a telephone book
13:11to sit behind that desk.
13:13Lynette,
13:13if this is what our client wants.
13:15Thank you, Renee.
13:17You know,
13:17when Doug played for the Yankees,
13:19the Donald invited us
13:20on his yacht all the time.
13:21I'll just call his assistant
13:23and find out where they got the desk.
13:25The Donald.
13:27You're wondering
13:27if you can pull off the Tom,
13:29aren't you?
13:30No.
13:31Good.
13:32Because the idea of you
13:33in an office like this
13:34is totally workable.
13:36Why don't we get some pieces
13:38in here over the weekend
13:38and you can take a look on Monday.
13:40Now that is the attitude I like.
13:42Can do.
13:43I have a meeting.
13:45Great work, everyone.
13:47See, Phyllis,
13:48on the way out,
13:48you'll validate your parking.
13:50Wow, that was easy.
13:51I know a place
13:52that has these fabulous
13:53chrome and steel pieces.
13:54We're not doing that.
13:56Why not?
13:56Because that's not Tom.
13:58He's definitely
13:59a soft wood kind of guy.
14:01Okay, lesson one,
14:02Tom is the client.
14:03If he wants a big shot office,
14:04he gets it.
14:05Oh.
14:06And lesson two,
14:07no man wants to be referred to
14:09as soft wood.
14:12Felicia,
14:13what are you doing here?
14:15I'm sorry to drop by
14:16without calling.
14:16Is this a bad time?
14:19Yeah, it is.
14:20I'm in the middle
14:20of cooking dinner.
14:22Of course.
14:23I just...
14:25I was missing Beth so much
14:27and then I remembered
14:29that part of her
14:29was still alive somewhere.
14:32Could you spare a few minutes
14:34for a woman
14:34who lost her only child?
14:37Sure.
14:38Come in.
14:41It smells good.
14:43It's for Paul.
14:45Chicken pot pie.
14:46Right.
14:47You said you were
14:48cooking for him.
14:50That's so thoughtful.
14:52Well,
14:52just trying to be
14:53a good friend.
14:54I hope that we can
14:55be friends too.
14:57You do?
14:58You and me?
14:59Friends?
15:00I know what you're thinking.
15:02What I did to Paul
15:03was horrible,
15:04but thank God
15:04he's forgiven me
15:05and now I just want
15:06things back to normal.
15:08I even got this glove
15:09so people wouldn't
15:11be put off by me.
15:13What?
15:13You mean the finger thing?
15:15Oh, people hardly notice it.
15:17But the glove is good.
15:21Oh.
15:22What's wrong?
15:22I get these migraines.
15:26Could I trouble you
15:27for some aspirin?
15:28Sure.
15:29Hang on.
15:35Mmm.
15:37This smells wonderful.
15:39I wouldn't begin to know
15:44how to make a pot pie.
15:45Well,
15:46the crust is store-bought.
15:48Don't tell Paul, okay?
15:50Don't you worry.
15:52I know how to keep a secret.
15:54With repeated small doses
16:02of the toxin,
16:03death is both slow
16:04and agonizing.
16:06What did I tell you, dear?
16:07It's so much better
16:09than a bullet.
16:11Initial symptoms include
16:12nausea and vomiting.
16:14These are followed by
16:15metabolic acidosis
16:17and cardiovascular dysfunction.
16:18He'll think it's his heart
16:21as if he had one.
16:24And finally,
16:26acute renal failure
16:27and...
16:30death.
16:33And you know the best part.
16:36I couldn't get near Paul's food
16:38if it weren't for you.
16:40Or at least that last little
16:41piece of you
16:42that's still alive in Susan.
16:45It just goes to show
16:47you may be gone,
16:51but we're still one
16:54heck of a team.
16:59Let's get to know
16:59what is the best part.
17:31Susan, how's he doing?
17:40I don't get it.
17:41He just keeps getting worse and worse.
17:43I think I'm going to have to start bringing him breakfast too.
17:46You're a good friend.
17:54Daddy, I missed you so much.
17:56I missed you too.
17:58Why don't you guys go wash up with him?
17:59Come on.
18:01So, tomorrow after school, they come back to me, right?
18:07Right.
18:13Carlos, how did we get here?
18:15We're talking like a divorced couple.
18:19What do you want me to say?
18:21Just tell me how long this is going to go on.
18:24How long are you going to be friends with Brie?
18:27Carlos...
18:27Because that is how long it's going to go on.
18:35What are you doing?
18:36Giving my plant a drink.
18:41Why do you hate Mommy so much?
18:44I don't hate Mommy.
18:45I just...
18:46I'm mad at something Brie did.
18:50What did she do?
18:52Well, it's kind of a grown-up thing, honey.
18:55You guys say that about everything you don't want to talk about.
19:00You're right.
19:03Sit.
19:03You know Grandma died.
19:15But you never heard the story of how it happened.
19:22Hey, have you seen our bank statement?
19:24I'm in the middle of a quiz.
19:25Well, I think you might like this a lot better than...
19:28Are you having enough orgasms?
19:33Oh!
19:34I just had one.
19:36We actually have money.
19:38We paid all of our bills and we have money left over.
19:41Well, the insurance is covering your surgery 100%.
19:43Add that to the money you want to play in poker.
19:45By the way, don't do that again.
19:46And we're finally out of the hole.
19:48In fact, we can afford to move back into our old house.
19:51Oh, that would be great.
19:55But we can't until Paul's ready to leave.
19:58Well, he might be ready a little sooner if his new best buddy asked him.
20:02Mike.
20:04I'm not going to do that to Paul.
20:06Think of what he's been through.
20:07He's a wreck.
20:09Well, maybe moving out of a house filled with memories of Beth would be good for him.
20:14Am I supposed to believe that you are suddenly interested in Paul's well-being?
20:19Look, I don't like the guy.
20:20I never will.
20:22But as long as you're taking him under your wing, why can't we get something out of it?
20:30So, now do you understand why I'm so upset?
20:35I know it's a complicated story.
20:37Do you have any questions?
20:39No, Daddy.
20:40Okay.
20:42I'm going to go grab my wallet and we are going to go get pizza.
20:45Celia, come here.
20:52You know what Daddy just told me?
20:56Brie killed Grandma.
20:58Hello, girls.
21:13Did you have a nice time at your father's last night?
21:15Uh-huh.
21:18Well, now that you're back at my house, I'd like to try once again to discuss my rules.
21:22That be okay?
21:26Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
21:27Oh, hello, Kathy.
21:40What is this?
21:41Juanita's helping me make dinner.
21:43Good job.
21:45Now, after you're done washing the Brussels sprouts, you can help me set the table.
21:48Yes, Mrs. Randicamp.
21:49Brussels sprouts, you do know the girls are eating here tonight.
21:59Yes, don't they like Brussels sprouts?
22:01Sure.
22:02As projectiles?
22:04Well, they'll eat them tonight, or no cupcakes.
22:08You actually left those out in plain sight?
22:10Have you learned nothing?
22:11You could lose the sideboard.
22:12Oh, they won't touch them.
22:13Not till I tell them they can.
22:14Okay.
22:19Thank you for straightening up, Celia.
22:21Now, would you please help your sister in the kitchen?
22:26Okay.
22:27What the hell did you do to them?
22:28Oh, I simply sat them down and explained what I expected of them while they're staying here.
22:33Oh, cut the crap, Bandicamp.
22:34Did you give them drugs?
22:35Threaten them?
22:36Children don't respond to threats.
22:37They respond to structure provided with a firm hand.
22:40So you hit them.
22:41If you stick to my system, by the time you take these girls back to Carlos,
22:44they'll be perfectly behaved.
22:46You're welcome.
22:49Hey, sweetie.
22:57You can relax.
22:58You went upstairs.
23:00No, I have to get this done.
23:08Do you want a cupcake?
23:11Mrs. Vandekamp says those are for after dinner.
23:15Well, Mrs. Vandekamp isn't here.
23:17I'm not saying I love this more than you and Celia,
23:23but if the three of you fell in a pool and I could only save two,
23:27one of you would finally get her own room.
23:30Here.
23:32Sneak this upstairs.
23:33Eat it later.
23:35No, thanks.
23:36I'll have an apple.
23:36What did she do to you?
23:42How did she break you?
23:50Okay, those go right in front of the desk.
23:54Yes, ma'am.
23:54And watch the...
23:55Yeah.
23:57Uh, what's going on?
23:58I told the movers to be here at 11.
24:00Yeah, I made a teensy change.
24:02And this is not the furniture I ordered.
24:06Again.
24:07Teensy change.
24:18Oh, my God.
24:20I can't believe you did this behind my back.
24:22We're supposed to be a team.
24:24I almost bought you a coffee this morning without you even asking.
24:27But you didn't.
24:28Yeah, and I felt bad about it.
24:29Till now.
24:32I've got two dragon lamps in my car.
24:33What the hell am I supposed to do with those?
24:35I'm sorry, but trust me, I'm saving us time.
24:38How?
24:39Tom said what he wants.
24:40Tom said what he thinks he wants.
24:42I know what he really wants.
24:44And you have to admit,
24:45it looks pretty good, doesn't it?
24:47All comfy and cozy.
24:49Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for.
24:52All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.
24:56What is it?
25:18You're just having a nightmare.
25:23Honest, everything is okay.
25:24They won't come out.
25:32Not even for you?
25:33Nope.
25:33That's how scared you got them.
25:35I swear I didn't do anything.
25:36I went in to check on them and they got hysterical.
25:39Carlos, it's me.
25:40Where are you?
25:41The girls won't come out for anyone except their daddy.
25:46It's about time!
25:48Okay, Carlos.
25:50Who the hell are you?
25:50Detective Vance, Fairview PD.
25:53We got a 911 call from two girls who say that their mom's crazy friend is trying to kill them.
25:58What?
26:01Hello again.
26:02I guess you found someone to loan you that gun.
26:04Okay.
26:13I spoke with the girls.
26:15They're pretty sure that Mrs. Vandekamp here was trying to murder them.
26:20Well, that's preposterous.
26:22Why would they say such a thing?
26:23Well, that's not all they said.
26:25Gabby!
26:28What's with the panic phone calls?
26:29It's nothing.
26:30The girls got all freaked out and called the police.
26:33Freaked out about what?
26:34Are you the father?
26:35Yeah.
26:35Carlos Solis.
26:36Detective Vance.
26:37Mr. Solis, did you tell your daughter that Mrs. Vandekamp killed your mother?
26:47Did you tell her that, sir?
26:54I think I know what this is.
26:56Me and the girls were talking about my mother's death.
27:00And I said being apart from their mom felt almost as bad.
27:04And I said that I blame Bree for that.
27:08They must have gotten confused.
27:11Yeah, well, don't be mad at them.
27:13It's hard on kids when the parents are apart.
27:16It's actually kind of funny if you think about it.
27:20I mean, not funny, funny, but sad, funny.
27:24Daddy!
27:24Hey, girls.
27:27So sorry to have dragged you out here in the middle of the night.
27:30No problem.
27:31I hope everything, you know, works out.
27:33Let me walk you to your car.
27:35Let's go pack your stuff.
27:36I'm taking you home.
27:46I'm glad you didn't kill someone.
27:48I'd have felt pretty dumb for not arresting you when I had the chance.
27:52Tell me something.
27:53When someone calls 911, don't they usually just send a patrolman?
27:57I was at dispatch when the call came through.
27:59When I heard the address, I said I'll take it.
28:02I wanted to see you again.
28:07Really?
28:08About what?
28:10Your neighbor, Mrs. Tillman.
28:12Here's my card.
28:13If you see anything suspicious, I want you to call me.
28:16Okay.
28:16Or even if you don't.
28:21What is it about you?
28:22I never have a clue what you're thinking.
28:25I'm a detective.
28:26I find clues.
28:27I don't give them.
28:30Good night, citizen.
28:33Good night, detective.
28:34They are almost done packing.
28:44I can't believe you told them.
28:47Juanita wanted to know why we were fighting.
28:48I told her the truth.
28:49Great.
28:50So now they think Mommy walked out on Daddy to live with the lady that killed Grandma?
28:54Well, that is kind of what you did.
28:56And I never said that Brie killed their Grandma.
28:59I said that she helped the person who did kill her get away with it.
29:02Yes, she was protecting her child, which is exactly what we'd do if I was our kid in trouble.
29:07Families stick together.
29:08Then why are you living here?
29:10Why did you pick Brie over me?
29:17Carlos, thank you for not saying anything in front of that policeman.
29:21You think I did this for you?
29:23I just assumed...
29:24That was for Andrew.
29:25He was a kid when all this happened.
29:26You weren't.
29:27Okay, lay off her, Carlos.
29:28She's apologized again and again.
29:30Well, I don't forgive her.
29:31And as long as you're taking her side, I don't forgive you either.
29:37We're ready, Daddy.
29:38Let's go home.
29:45I'm sorry.
29:46I just keep waiting for this to blow over.
29:49We have to face it, Gabby.
29:50This is never going to blow over.
29:53So what am I going to do?
29:57You're going to go home to your husband.
29:59I feel guilty enough about Carlos losing his mother.
30:01I will not be responsible for him losing his wife.
30:04That means you and me.
30:12Yeah.
30:14I know.
30:21I'll call you, okay?
30:22Please.
30:24Don't.
30:25These look delicious.
30:35Nicely done.
30:36Well, I had help.
30:38I just stirred the batter.
30:40A very important job.
30:42So you get to try the first one.
30:45No.
30:47I don't want to spoil my dinner.
30:49Please.
30:49I want to know that they taste good.
30:52And I'm allergic to nuts.
30:57Well, I guess that makes me the guinea pig.
31:07Best I've ever tasted.
31:09But not good enough to finish?
31:17They're terrible, aren't they?
31:19You know what?
31:19I'm going to toss these and start again.
31:21No, you can't.
31:22I just didn't want to break my diet.
31:27But who can resist with these?
31:29They're really good.
31:35Like nothing I have ever eaten.
31:40I'm going to get you some milk to wash that down.
31:42No, I can't stay.
31:44I, uh, need to go buy a new handbag.
31:49What's wrong with that one?
31:50What?
31:52What?
31:59My keys.
32:11You're not still mad at me, are you?
32:13No.
32:14I'm good.
32:15Because I think we're going to see a happy client walk out of his new office.
32:22Any second now.
32:24You, too.
32:34I love it!
32:37You do?
32:38Love it!
32:39You do!
32:40Hey!
32:41Well, you live with someone for 25 years, and you might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
32:46Come on.
32:46But that's not where we told him to put the desk.
33:01You're right, Lynette.
33:04What are you talking about?
33:05It's perfect right here.
33:07I mean, look at this.
33:08The only way it could be more intimidating is if flames shot out of it.
33:13Is there any way that we could...
33:16Nah, forget it.
33:18And what is it about leather that just says, I own your ass?
33:22Oh, I'm out of order?
33:24No, you're out of order.
33:26Get out!
33:28So you really like this?
33:30But I love it!
33:31You know, I was a little worried about how this was going to work out, but you came through.
33:35I mean, you captured it.
33:36It's amazing.
33:37I'll tell you what's amazing.
33:39The rug that we haven't put down yet.
33:41Let's get to that showroom, Lynette, before some other hot shot takes it.
33:44Thanks again!
33:46Hey!
33:47How could you do that?
33:49Do what?
33:50Make our customer happy?
33:51Oh, he's kidding himself.
33:52That testosterone trap is not Tom.
33:55Maybe it's not the Tom who's been pitching in with Carpool the past few years,
33:58but the Tom who's running this company?
34:00Yeah, it is.
34:01And you need to accept that.
34:05You're not going to accept that.
34:07No.
34:07No.
34:11You cannot be serious.
34:14What are you talking about?
34:17This.
34:18This whole Master of the Universe playroom.
34:22I thought you liked it.
34:25I hate it.
34:27Then why did you do it this way?
34:30I didn't.
34:31I had a whole other office in here.
34:33Then Renee came and changed it.
34:34Then good for Renee.
34:37At least one of you gets me.
34:39Tom!
34:40This office is not who you are.
34:43You're a great down-to-earth guy,
34:45not some jerk that has to show people how powerful he is.
34:49I am powerful.
34:52And I do need to show it.
34:54I am surrounded by gunslinger kids who'd steal this job in a heartbeat if they weren't a little scared of me.
35:00I have a role to play.
35:02And I play it damn well.
35:05And I'm sorry if that threatens you.
35:08It doesn't threaten me.
35:10I just don't want to lose the guy I married.
35:12Oh, you mean Tom the screw-up?
35:14The one who couldn't make a go of the pizza parlor?
35:16The one you could always put your arm around at the end of the day and say,
35:19It's okay, honey.
35:20I'll get us through.
35:21Don't make it sound like I'm not glad you're succeeding, because I am.
35:25You say that.
35:26You say that all the time.
35:27But I am waiting for a sign to see that you actually mean it.
35:31And I thought this office was that sign.
35:33I mean, I walked in here and I thought,
35:35How great is this?
35:37She gets it.
35:39She's happy.
35:40She's proud of me.
35:43My mistake.
35:50Yeah?
35:51Ed Nix.
35:52You in?
35:55Yes.
35:57Wait, we can't end the conversation like this.
36:01I have to take this call.
36:07Hey, Eddie.
36:08How are you?
36:09What, are you kidding?
36:12The chance to kick your ass at golf and take your money?
36:15You don't have to ask me twice.
36:17Tuesday works.
36:20Yeah, I'll let you hit from the ladies' tees.
36:21No good, huh?
36:35No good, huh?
36:35No.
36:35I'm just not very hungry these days.
36:38Are you okay?
36:40A little dizzy?
36:40Sit.
36:42I'll clean up.
36:43Oh, um, you took down best painting?
36:51Yeah.
36:51Yeah.
36:52Some days it's nice to be reminded of her, but others, it's too many memories.
36:57Hey, um, do you ever think living in this house might be one of the reasons you feel so bad?
37:05Maybe you could use a change of scenery?
37:08You mean leave Fairview?
37:11No, no, no.
37:11Just this house.
37:13I couldn't do that to you.
37:15Where are you going to find another tenant?
37:17Well, that's the great part.
37:19Mike and I have been saving up, and now we're ready to move back in.
37:22I'm an idiot.
37:29What?
37:32Very impressive, Susan.
37:34I actually thought you gave a damn about me.
37:36What are you talking about?
37:37Of course I do.
37:38Bringing me food, checking in on me.
37:41It was a masterful performance.
37:43It must have been hard being patient, though.
37:45Not show your hand too soon.
37:48You don't give a crap about me.
37:50It's this house you want.
37:51Oh, that's not true.
37:53I swear, Mike suggested it, and I...
37:55Mike?
37:56Of course he's in on it.
37:57I bet you had a hell of a time planning out the whole thing.
38:01I knew nobody in the street cared about me,
38:03but for you to pretend you did just to get something out of me,
38:05that makes you the worst one of all.
38:06Oh, Paul, please.
38:09Leave me alone.
38:11This time I mean it.
38:12People do good deeds for many reasons.
38:24But sometimes, good deeds have bad consequences.
38:32Correcting a colleague's mistake could breathe resentment.
38:35Opening one's home to a friend can damage that friendship.
38:47Trying to bring a spouse closer might push her further away.
38:51That's why there's an old expression about helping people.
39:00No good deed
39:01goes unpunished.
39:05Oh, naughty!
39:07Oh, my God.
39:16Oh, my God.
39:22Oh, my God.
39:32Oh.
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