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  • 6/20/2025
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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives, Lynette made excuses.
00:05The restaurant did close a half hour ago.
00:08We're doing inventory.
00:09Carlos made a friend.
00:11Nothing better than family.
00:13And Edie made a pass.
00:15Victor popped the question.
00:17Will you marry me?
00:18Susan let Mike down.
00:20I love you.
00:21But you love him a little bit more.
00:23And Ian.
00:24Goodbye, Susan.
00:25Let Susan go.
00:30It can happen to anyone.
00:33An old woman hears suspicious footsteps as she walks down the street.
00:39A businessman sees a reflection in his car window.
00:44A shop owner feels a blade press against his back.
00:50And in that instant,
00:53an ordinary person
00:55is transformed into a victim.
00:59And a world that seems so safe
01:03is suddenly filled with danger.
01:08So this little ear-shaped pasta is called...
01:13Oriachete.
01:14And the cubes of bacon are pancetta.
01:16Thank God for telling him,
01:18you can charge way more for orriachete with pancetta
01:22than you'd ever get for bacon and little ears.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:29Mm-hmm.
01:32This is nice.
01:34Does it need more garlic?
01:36No, I mean...
01:38Everything.
01:39The food.
01:40The wine.
01:41You.
01:42I swear, there are times
01:45this is all that gets me through my day,
01:47knowing at the end of it
01:48I get to steal this little half hour
01:50where I'm not a mom or a wife
01:52or a pizza slave.
01:54I'm just a tired lady
01:57with a nice man who cooks for her.
02:00Well, it's the highlight of my day, too.
02:03Sorry, guys.
02:08Closed.
02:09Yeah, we know.
02:10Put your cell phones on the table.
02:12Oh, crap.
02:17Get in there.
02:18Don't make any noise.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:23Oh, my God.
02:26It locked us in here.
02:28It's 42 degrees.
02:31We're gonna freeze to death.
02:33Listen, don't panic.
02:34I'm sure when you don't come home,
02:35Tom will come looking for you.
02:37No, he won't.
02:38He takes a pain pill at day
02:39and he's probably already asleep.
02:41Jeez, no.
02:43How are we gonna make it
02:44through the night in here?
02:47Yes.
02:48In the moment it takes
02:49to bolt a freezer door,
02:51ordinary people can become victims.
02:55That better?
02:56And a world that seemed so safe.
02:59Yeah.
03:01That helps.
03:02Is suddenly filled with danger.
03:14At the exact same moment his wife
03:16was being locked in a freezer,
03:18Tom Scavo was having a nightmare
03:21about monsters trying to destroy his home.
03:24But it wasn't until he woke up the next morning
03:28that his real nightmare began.
03:31You awake?
03:48Yeah.
03:49Did you sleep at all?
03:54A little.
03:56Thanks for not letting me freeze last night.
03:59Are you kidding me?
04:00You're the one who kept me warm.
04:02You don't have a fever, do you?
04:04No.
04:05No.
04:06It's just me.
04:07Tom's always kicking the covers off the bed.
04:10Oh.
04:11He calls me his little blonde furnace.
04:13You're just a lucky guy.
04:15Mm-hmm.
04:16Tom?
04:17In here?
04:18Oh.
04:19Thank God.
04:20We were robbed.
04:21Thank God.
04:22I don't care about that.
04:23Are you okay?
04:24Yeah.
04:25No, I'm fine.
04:26Were you hurt?
04:27No, no.
04:28I'm just cold.
04:29I was so worried about you.
04:30You knew the places that my mind has been.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33I would've called, but they took our cell phones before they locked us in there.
04:36Us?
04:37Hey.
04:38Hi.
04:39Hi.
04:40Hey.
04:41Hi.
04:42Hi.
04:43Hi.
04:44Hi.
04:45Hi.
04:46Hi.
04:47Hi.
04:48Hi.
04:49Hi.
04:50Hi.
04:51Hi.
04:52Hi.
04:53Hi.
04:54Hi.
04:55Hi.
04:56Hi.
04:57Hi.
04:58Hi.
04:59Hi.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:02Hi.
05:03Can't believe one dress could cost so much.
05:06Well, I want to look fabulous tonight when Victor's elected mayor.
05:08Yeah, but isn't it bad luck to buy a dress for a victory party before the election?
05:12Vern, focus.
05:13It's never bad luck when I look fabulous.
05:15Oh, hi.
05:16Don't worry.
05:17I'm here now.
05:18Yeah, but your meter just expired.
05:20I want to put another quarter in.
05:21Oh, no, no.
05:22I'm just gonna say bye to my friend and then I'm gone.
05:24This whole thing is crazy.
05:25I go on one gay cruise and come home to find you engaged with some rich politician.
05:28Oh, Vern, I can't wait for you to meet him.
05:30He's everything I've ever wanted in a man.
05:32Sensitive and kind.
05:34He buys you $3,000 dresses.
05:36He buys me $3,000 dresses.
05:37And he's totally fine with you being a high maintenance nightmare.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41That's the best part.
05:42He lets me be me.
05:43All right.
05:44I gotta get going.
05:45See you later.
05:48What are you doing?
05:49I told you I was leaving.
05:50Stop writing.
05:51Yeah, but you weren't leaving.
05:52You were flapping your gums.
05:53Give me a break.
05:54I was standing right there.
05:55You could have said something.
05:56I told you to put a quarter in.
05:58Spoiled bitch.
05:59You can't talk to me like that.
06:02$40?
06:03Think I'm gonna pay that?
06:04No.
06:05I'm guessing it would be the sap that bought you the $3,000 dress.
06:09Hey, Carlos.
06:10Wait.
06:11Hi.
06:12Look.
06:13There's some crazy rumor going around that Mike moved.
06:14It's true.
06:15He went on a little trip, and then he's heading back east.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17Where is he now?
06:18Okay, look.
06:19I know that I put Mike through the wringer, but that's why I have to talk to him, to make
06:24it right.
06:25He's not answering his cell phone.
06:26He turned it off.
06:27He said he wanted to clear his head.
06:28Okay, Carlos.
06:29Tell me where to find him.
06:30I'm sorry, Susan.
06:31Look, you know what they say.
06:32Bros before hoes.
06:33They say it.
06:34I don't.
06:35Come on.
06:36Just for a moment.
06:37Just for a moment.
06:38Just for a moment.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:40I don't.
06:41Just for a moment.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43I'm sorry, Susan.
06:44You know what they say.
06:45Bros before hoes.
06:46They say it.
06:47I don't.
06:48Come on.
06:49Just for a moment.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:51I'm sorry.
06:52I'm sorry.
06:53Don't.
06:54Come on.
06:55Just for my peace of mind.
06:56I have to know he's okay.
06:58I don't know.
06:59What am I going to do?
07:00Go hunt him down?
07:01I have a daughter.
07:02I have responsibility.
07:03Okay.
07:04He hiked to the hot springs at Pinewood Valley State Forest.
07:08Okay, Julie.
07:10I'm out of here.
07:11Here's 40 bucks on the counter.
07:12Are you sure this is a good idea?
07:14Yes.
07:15If I don't find Mike before he's off that mountain, I may never see him again.
07:17Okay.
07:18What you're doing is nauseating and romantic, but how do you know he even wants to see you?
07:21I mean, after the whole I choose Ian thing?
07:23That's why I have to go.
07:24I have to make amends and heal his broken heart.
07:26Okay.
07:27Well, what if his devastation has turned to anger and he's burning pictures of you in his campfire?
07:31Well, what else can I do?
07:33I love him.
07:34I have to go.
07:35Then go.
07:40Stretchy!
07:41You're out of there!
07:42Again?
07:43How are you beating me?
07:44You got someone in there greasing the ball for you?
07:45Huh?
07:46Huh?
07:47Hey, come on, Travers.
07:48You can take him.
07:49Go for the soft underbelly.
07:50Soft?
07:51What are you talking about?
07:52I'm all muscle.
07:53Travers, feel that bicep.
07:54Mom's is harder.
07:55Oh, well, thank you, sweetheart.
07:56Fine.
07:57I can take a hint.
07:58I need a little exercise.
07:59So how about we go to the batting cages and hit a few?
08:01Cool.
08:02What?
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04We're supposed to go to the movies?
08:05How about batting cages on Saturday?
08:06Sounds great.
08:07Yeah.
08:08We'll get to find out who hits the ball harder.
08:09You and Mom.
08:10You are so going down.
08:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:12Ha, ha, ha.
08:13Ha, ha, ha.
08:14Ha, ha, ha.
08:15Ha, ha, ha.
08:16Ha, ha, ha.
08:17Ha, ha, ha.
08:18Ha, ha, ha.
08:19Ha, ha, ha.
08:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:23Ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:24Hey, who the hell is that?
08:35Hello, Edie.
08:36Oh.
08:37Uh, Travers, it's your dad.
08:42Kenya was amazing.
08:47And being a part of Doctors Without Borders was so rewarding.
08:51But I can't do it again.
08:52Not with the time commitment.
08:53I'm gonna have to wait till this little guy is in college.
08:56Ha, ha, ha.
08:58So, when, uh, are you taking Travers home?
09:01Uh, not till tomorrow.
09:02I'm, uh, speaking at a conference in Hilldale this afternoon.
09:05And if you're hungry, I'm buying you breakfast.
09:08That'd be great.
09:09All right.
09:10Ha, ha, ha.
09:11I'll help you get dressed.
09:17You know, um, if you want to take a couple days of chill,
09:20Edie and I would be more than happy to keep looking after Travers.
09:23Oh, thanks.
09:24But, uh, we should probably get back home.
09:27Right.
09:29The thing is, is we kind of made plans to take him to the batting cage on Saturday.
09:35Oh, sorry.
09:36Uh, well, maybe you can take him the next time he visits.
09:39When do you think that'll be?
09:44I don't know.
09:46Um, I'll have to check my schedule.
09:52I don't mean to sound pushy.
09:54It's just, uh, you know, the three of us, we've just, we've been having a lot of fun together.
09:58Well, look at the bright side.
10:01You'll have a lot more time alone with Edie.
10:05Yeah.
10:07That is good.
10:11Here you go, officer.
10:12I queued it up to the, uh, Claire Schada guy.
10:15Thank God you made me spring for that surveillance camera.
10:17I want to spend the money on a pinball machine.
10:19Son of a bitch.
10:28I think these are the same guys that hit a couple of diners out of Mount Vernon.
10:31You mind if I rewind?
10:33I want to see the exact time they came in.
10:38Oops.
10:39Overshot it a little.
10:49I was doing receipts and Rick surprised me with this great idea for the menu.
10:58It's called, what are they called?
10:59Uh, odiochete.
11:00It means little.
11:01I know what it means.
11:02And he makes them with pancetta and garlic and olive oil.
11:06It's really, really good.
11:07It's going to be our special tonight.
11:11So the door was unlocked?
11:12Mm-hmm.
11:14You need to be more careful.
11:15Two of you are just asking for trouble.
11:19Yeah, I guess we were.
11:24Quiet!
11:25Quiet!
11:26We're about to announce!
11:27Valley Bridge is too close to call.
11:28However, we're now projecting a winner in Fairview.
11:31It's Victor Lang.
11:32Thank you all.
11:33I couldn't have done it without any of you.
11:47I would especially like to thank my beautiful fiancée Gabrielle.
11:51And I will as soon as the feeling returns to my lower back.
11:54Sir?
11:55Mayer's on the phone.
11:56Sounds like he wants to concede.
11:58Yes!
12:03Gabrielle, congratulations.
12:05Your husband runs a hell of a campaign.
12:07We're so excited for Victor.
12:09What a day, huh?
12:10Well, it is ending a lot better than it started.
12:12Oh, what happened?
12:13Oh, this morning I got in a fight with a parking cop over a ticket.
12:16The guy was a total jerk.
12:17Well, your days of dealing with that crap are over.
12:20What do you mean?
12:21Mayor Johnson's wife, Sydney?
12:24She's been collecting parking tickets like bubblegum cards for years.
12:27Just gives them to her husband.
12:29They disappear.
12:30Keep talking.
12:31Honey, you are no longer one of the little people.
12:35Forget jury duties, speeding tickets.
12:37You rule this town now.
12:39Well, he conceded.
12:40I'm the mayor.
12:41You ready to be the mayor's wife?
12:42Am I ever.
12:43Knock, knock.
12:44Hey!
12:45Where's Travers?
12:46His dad's helping him pack.
12:47God, I'm gonna miss that little guy.
12:48It's been so much fun.
12:49Yeah, it was.
12:50Hmm.
12:51Hmm.
12:52You're gonna miss him, too, aren't you?
12:53I didn't know what would cheer us up.
12:54Hmm?
12:55I didn't know what would cheer us up.
12:56Mm?
12:57A weekend getaway.
12:58Just the two of us.
12:59How does that sound?
13:00Actually, I'm busy this weekend.
13:01I'm busy this weekend.
13:02I'm busy this weekend.
13:03Just a good weekend.
13:05I'm busy.
13:06I'm busy this weekend.
13:07I'm busy.
13:08Okay, I'm busy.
13:09Maybe I'm busy?
13:10I'm busy, too.
13:11I'm busy.
13:12Bye.
13:13I'm busy.
13:14Yeah, happy.
13:15I'm busy, too.
13:16A good night.
13:17Oh, I'm busy?
13:18How did you go?
13:19How's that sound?
13:20Actually, I'm busy this weekend.
13:22Really?
13:24I thought we had plans to go to the batting cage.
13:27Well, yeah, but that was going to take a couple of hours,
13:28and I'm swamped with work.
13:30Since when?
13:32You spend every day hanging out with me and Travers.
13:34Exactly.
13:35I've been putting off my work so that I could be there
13:36to help you with them.
13:37And now it's time for me to buckle down.
13:40So what does that mean for you and me?
13:46We're still going to see each other.
13:49No, look, I was thinking before your birthday
13:51that we could go to that new oyster bar.
13:55My birthday is two weeks from now.
13:57Yeah, it'll be my treat.
14:00Great.
14:01Looking forward to it.
14:04For the next 14 days.
14:06Hey, don't let Travers leave without saying goodbye to me.
14:11I wouldn't dream of it.
14:13I know how much it means to you.
14:15Can I get a map to the hot springs?
14:28I'm going to hike up there.
14:29No problem.
14:29You got gear?
14:30Yep.
14:32That's not gear.
14:33Why not?
14:34It's tiny, ma'am.
14:35And pink.
14:36Well, it's my daughter's.
14:37The whole junior class has them.
14:39Does the junior class have compasses, too?
14:41Trail shoes, tents.
14:42Why would I need a tent?
14:44It's a two-day hike to reach the springs.
14:46Two days?
14:48Oh.
14:49Well, can't I just drive part of the way and then hike from there?
14:51That's not really how nature works, ma'am.
14:53There are trails, not roads.
14:55Well, maybe I am a little unprepared, but it'll be fine.
15:00I work out.
15:01I have quads of steel.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:03I just can't let you go up there.
15:04Can't.
15:05There's no can't in love.
15:06There's a man on that mountain that I intend to spend the rest of my life with,
15:09and nothing is going to keep me from him.
15:10Not fate, not destiny, and definitely not you.
15:14To finish my thought, ma'am, I can't let you go up there alone.
15:18You'll need a guide.
15:19Oh, cool.
15:24How do I get one of those?
15:25Tony, I got a hiker for you.
15:32This is Tony.
15:34And those are quads of steel.
15:38Thanks for suggesting we do this.
15:40I've always wanted to try this place.
15:41Well, you've been working for me for over a month,
15:43and I figured it was the time we got acquainted.
15:46So much I don't know about you.
15:49I'd be happy to fill in the blanks.
15:51What would you like to know?
15:54Well, for starters...
15:57Are you sleeping with my wife?
16:01What?
16:03No, Tom.
16:04Of course not.
16:05Okay, so you're just hoping to sleep with her.
16:08Look, if this is about the video, I swear, I was just trying out a new recipe.
16:11Don't give me the recipe line.
16:12I am not an idiot.
16:13The truth is that Lynette and I have been going through sort of a rough patch.
16:21Yeah, she told me about that.
16:25And then you came along, and wham, it's the perfect storm.
16:29You're young, good-looking, sensitive, way more fun than five screaming kids and a cranky invalid husband.
16:35Tom, seriously, nothing has happened.
16:38And nothing is going to.
16:40Because you are going to quit.
16:43Quit?
16:44No, no, no, I'm not going to do that.
16:47You want me gone, fire me.
16:50Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
16:52Have Lynette fight for you while I'm the jealous jerk who can't trust his wife.
16:56No, you have to quit.
17:02I'm staying as long as Lynette wants me there.
17:06And make no mistake, she wants me there.
17:11Buddy, you're not thinking this thing through.
17:15Because Lynette will never leave her family.
17:20So the best, and I mean the very best, that you can hope for is to catch her in a weak moment.
17:24And leave a wound in her marriage that will take years to heal.
17:27But it will heal.
17:30Because I will stand by her and I will love her just as hard as she hates herself for what she did.
17:38You still feel like sticking around?
17:42Can I get you some of her bread?
17:45No, I think I've had just about enough.
17:49I mean, the doctor said that Mike might never come out of the coma.
18:01And then when he did, he didn't even remember me.
18:04Do you need to rest a second?
18:05You sound winded.
18:06No, no, I'm invigorated.
18:07This fresh mountain air is...
18:08Ah!
18:09Oh, ah!
18:10Ah!
18:11A little help.
18:13Ah.
18:14Um.
18:15So, anyway.
18:16The whole situation with Mike, it just seemed hopeless.
18:20And that's when I decided to take a chance with Ian.
18:23Ian is the British guy whose heart you crushed?
18:26Yeah.
18:27What was I supposed to do?
18:28Wait forever for Mike?
18:33No, seriously, I was asking.
18:35What would you have done?
18:37I would have waited for him.
18:38Well, clearly, you were not paying attention because I did go back to Mike the second he woke up and he'd totally forgotten me.
18:45But none of that matters anymore.
18:46Bug.
18:46You know, the bugs can't get in if you keep your mouth shut.
18:58Travers, I have someone who wants to meet you.
19:10A puppy!
19:11Yeah.
19:12You want to hold him?
19:14He's awesome.
19:16Are you going to keep him?
19:17No, he's not mine.
19:19He's yours.
19:20No way.
19:21No way.
19:22I just rescued him from the pound.
19:24So?
19:25What are you going to call him?
19:26Um, Fenway.
19:28After Fenway Park.
19:29That is so cute.
19:31Everybody back home is going to be so jealous.
19:34But Mom, I can't take him home.
19:38Dad's allergic.
19:40That's right.
19:43Shoot.
19:45I'm going to have to take poor little Fenway back to the pound.
19:48No!
19:49Why can't I keep him here?
19:51Well, you don't visit here very often and I can't take care of a dog.
19:56I'll go by myself.
19:59Well, I don't know what else to do.
20:02Why can't I just visit you more?
20:07Hey, that's a thought.
20:09And Carlos would love it too.
20:11Of course, I don't know how your father would feel about joint custody.
20:14I'll talk to him.
20:15I'll tell him I want it.
20:17Really?
20:19Well, that would be great.
20:20But you better make sure that he knows that it was all your idea, okay?
20:25Hmm.
20:27We're about three hours from the hot spring, so if we get an early start tomorrow, we should be there by lunch.
20:32What are you doing?
20:38Oh, it's a face mask.
20:39It's lavender and honey.
20:40You want some?
20:41Honey, huh?
20:43So you're in the middle of the woods getting ready to smear your face with bear food?
20:48Well, I wanted to look nice for Mike.
20:50Lord knows I don't want to hear you talk about this anymore, but what exactly do you think is going to happen with you and this guy?
21:03Well, I'm going to apologize, and then I'm going to tell him that I made a huge mistake.
21:12No, no, no, no.
21:13After that.
21:14Say he accepts your apology, you get back together, and then what happens?
21:18You know, after the novelty wears off.
21:22Well, then we'll just be happy.
21:30Okay, I know it's dark, but I can see you.
21:33Look, after hearing your whole history with Mike, it doesn't take a genius to figure out what the problem is.
21:39What is it?
21:40You.
21:41You don't want to be happy.
21:43You're a drama junkie.
21:45When there is no drama, you create it.
21:47You sleep with your ex-husband, you cheat on a coma victim, and now you're hiking up a mountain after a guy who has no idea you're coming.
21:56Who knows?
21:58Maybe this guy will take you back.
22:01But once the dust settles, you kick up some more, because you don't know how to just be happy.
22:11If you don't even know me, how dare you talk to me like that.
22:14Oh, so dramatic.
22:17I'm going to turn in now.
22:18All right, sunshine, let's get moving.
22:32What are you looking at?
22:54What are you looking at?
22:58My city.
22:59It's like I'm seeing it for the first time.
23:01Everything looks different now that I'm First Lady of Fairview.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:05You did not just call yourself First Lady of Fairview.
23:07Well, well, well, who do we have here?
23:13Oh, wouldn't you just love to rub his nose in your newfound power?
23:16Vern, you're just awful.
23:19And as it happens, so am I.
23:28Gabby, come on.
23:29I was just joking.
23:30Hey, lady.
23:32It's a hydrant.
23:32You can't park there.
23:33Really?
23:34Because I just did.
23:35Oh, you again, Gabby.
23:38Just stand back and enjoy the carnage.
23:42Now, what you're about to see may astound you.
23:48Ta-da!
23:49You know, I could give you another ticket for littering.
23:52You could try, but you might not want to.
23:54See, I'm engaged to Victor Lang.
23:56Ring a bell?
23:57The mayor?
23:58Your new boss?
24:00I'm going to follow politics.
24:02Let me know when the carnage begins so I can shield my eyes.
24:04Listen, buddy.
24:07You're not getting it.
24:08You answer to me now.
24:09I could have you fired.
24:11You can't do nothing.
24:13I can do whatever I want.
24:14In fact, my first official act of business as mayoress of Fairview
24:19is to declare today free parking day.
24:23Hey, knock that off.
24:25Hey.
24:28Free parking!
24:29Give me that.
24:30Ah!
24:31Ow!
24:32Give me that.
24:32Ow, you're hurting me.
24:34Ow!
24:35Oh, you know what that sound is, fat boy?
24:38The sound of your career is circling the ball.
24:40Yeah.
24:41You're going to find out what happens when you screw with the first lady of Fairview.
24:44Oh!
24:44Okay, north.
24:54You need north.
24:57Moss grows on the north side of trees.
25:00Oh.
25:05What?
25:05Oh, damn it.
25:14Stupid mossy trees.
25:15Ow!
25:16Ow!
25:16Ow!
25:17Oh!
25:18Oh!
25:26Dad!
25:26Hey, buddy!
25:28Oh!
25:29How you doing?
25:30Good.
25:31Can I ask you a question?
25:33Sure. You can ask me anything.
25:35How would you feel about joint custody?
25:40You bought him a puppy?
25:42No, I bought myself a puppy.
25:45How was I supposed to know that he'd get so attached?
25:48Don't lie to me, Edie. You were trying to manipulate him.
25:51What? Would it be so terrible to have joint custody?
25:55In case you forgot, I am his mother.
25:57Two weeks out of the year, and that's the way you wanted it.
26:00Well, I changed my mind.
26:02Oh, damn it, Edie. We had an agreement!
26:05It wasn't official!
26:07And there isn't a judge in this world
26:09that would keep a mother from her child.
26:16Hey, Travers, what's going on?
26:18Mom and Dad are fighting.
26:22You want to go watch TV at my house?
26:25Okay.
26:27I'll see you there in a sec, buddy.
26:29You hauled me into court, so help me!
26:32I will destroy you!
26:33You threaten me again, and I will go for full custody, you!
26:36You son of a bitch!
26:42Oh, hi.
26:43Hey.
26:44So, what is going on?
26:47Edie has lost her mind.
26:48For eight years, she's been happy to see him two weeks a year.
26:51Now, out of the blue, she's got to have joint custody.
26:54Really?
26:55Yeah, and how's that supposed to work?
26:56We live four hours away.
26:57What's he going to do?
26:58Go to two different schools?
27:03I don't know what to tell you, man.
27:04I'm sorry.
27:05Yeah, thanks.
27:10You know, I just don't get it.
27:12Edie's been perfectly happy with our arrangement.
27:14I mean, what the hell's gotten into her?
27:22Well, thanks.
27:23Good night.
27:24Come again.
27:26Hey.
27:28Let me get your espresso.
27:30All right.
27:30Are you okay?
27:33You've been so quiet all night?
27:38I had lunch with Tom today.
27:41That's funny.
27:43He didn't mention it.
27:45He asked me if I was sleeping with you.
27:49What?
27:51I'm so sorry.
27:53Oh, my God.
27:53I'm so sorry.
27:55That paranoid idiot.
27:57You know, I knew it.
27:57I knew when we were watching the surveillance tapes
27:59that he would completely misinterpret it.
28:03Did he?
28:03Did he what?
28:05Did he misinterpret it?
28:07Or did he just see what is obvious
28:09that you and I can't admit?
28:11I don't know what you're talking about.
28:13There's nothing to admit.
28:14Lynette, how long are we going to kid ourselves?
28:16I have feelings for you.
28:18I know you feel something for me.
28:20Stop.
28:20Don't say it.
28:21You cannot say these things.
28:23Well, we both know it's true.
28:24We've been flirting since we met.
28:25Yes, flirting.
28:26That's it.
28:27It's what married people do
28:28because we know there is a line you don't cross
28:30and maybe I've gotten close to that line
28:32and maybe I've enjoyed getting close to that line
28:34but I have never once crossed it.
28:37Look, I know I don't have much to offer.
28:38And I have nothing to offer.
28:40I am taken.
28:44Great.
28:45Great.
28:45Now what?
28:46You're mad at me?
28:46Yeah, I'm mad.
28:47I am mad because I loved our nights together.
28:50It made me feel sexy and happy
28:52and God, how I needed that.
28:54And now it's over.
28:55You ruined it.
28:56You can't work here anymore.
29:03You're going to fire me?
29:04Oh, jeez.
29:06What choice do I have?
29:09Lynette, Lynette, please.
29:11Don't touch me.
29:12You have to go now.
29:14Please go.
29:15You have to go now.
29:18Colin.
29:19Her name is Susan Meyer and she's never hiked before.
29:29Now, this is the last place I saw her
29:31but honestly, she could be anywhere.
29:34Just checking back in.
29:35Her name's Delfino.
29:37Delfino.
29:38Great.
29:39You're all set.
29:40Are you sure she's lost?
29:41Of course I'm sure.
29:42She's a dippy brunette from the suburbs.
29:44She didn't bring a compass.
29:46She brought makeup.
29:47Wait, is she the one looking for the guy in the hot springs?
29:49Yeah.
29:50That's her.
29:51Now let's go find her before she falls off a cliff.
29:53The woman is a total klutz.
29:55Yeah, I hear you.
29:56All right, we'll split up.
29:57I'll take north of the river here
29:59and you look down in here.
30:00Excuse me.
30:04This is Klutz.
30:06Can you tell me your name?
30:26Hey, Mike.
30:28Um, listen, I know your cell phone's off
30:32but I, I wanted you to know
30:35that I followed you up to the hot springs
30:37and now I'm lost.
30:40You know, on the off chance
30:42that I get devoured by a mountain lion,
30:44I, I just wanted you to know that, um,
30:47I love you.
30:52I've always loved you.
30:56And I don't want any more drama.
30:58And if you take me back,
31:02I promise there won't be.
31:06Unless I get eaten by a mountain lion
31:08and, you know, that'll be dramatic
31:09but it won't be my fault.
31:11Anyway, um,
31:13I hope it's not too late
31:16but if it is, I just,
31:17I just want you to know
31:20that I am so, so...
31:22Sorry.
31:29Here she is, sir.
31:49No charges, no press.
31:52Never happened.
31:53Hi, honey.
31:57You can't submit a tux.
31:58Jerome, give us the room, please.
32:06All right, look, I know you're mad
32:07but I do hear what that jerk did to me.
32:10Gabby, shut up.
32:13Are you familiar with the quote,
32:14for the one to whom much has been entrusted,
32:16even more will be demanded?
32:19Um, doesn't ring a bell.
32:21From the Bible.
32:23That explains it.
32:24This is not a joke!
32:26I have been elected mayor.
32:27Certain things are expected of me.
32:30One in particular is that my future wife
32:32not assault city employees.
32:33He was mean.
32:34He deserved it.
32:35I don't care.
32:36Your behavior reflects on me
32:38and I can't do my job
32:39if you're constantly humiliating me.
32:41Constantly?
32:42Aside from today, give me one example.
32:44Okay, how about jumping into my arms
32:45like a ten-year-old at the election party?
32:49I was just joking around, being me.
32:51I thought you liked that.
32:52I do, in private.
32:53In public, you have to act like a grown-up.
33:03Okay.
33:04I'm sorry I disappointed you.
33:06It won't happen again.
33:09I better get dressed.
33:10I don't want to be late to the victory party.
33:14What happened to your wrist?
33:16Oh.
33:17That's what I was trying to tell you.
33:19The meter man, he grabbed my arm and twisted it.
33:21What?
33:24My God.
33:25He left a bruise.
33:26It's not as bad as it looks.
33:28Still, he shouldn't have done that.
33:36It was kind of dead tonight.
33:49Hey.
33:50Oh, sorry.
33:51By the way, we are going to need to find a new chef.
34:01Rick gave notice.
34:03He quit?
34:04I got a better offer from someplace across town.
34:08That's too bad.
34:12Well, what you going to do?
34:17Well, we don't have to hire someone.
34:20I am coming back.
34:24You sure you're ready?
34:26Yeah.
34:26Doctor said I could lose the back brace next week.
34:28And I promise I'll take it easy.
34:30No lifting, just cooking.
34:32Well, okay then.
34:37I feel really good about this, hon.
34:43I have been going nuts just lying around.
34:51This is going to be so great.
34:53We're a team again.
34:56Besides, I missed you.
35:02I missed you, too.
35:17Hey, Edie.
35:20Well, hello, stranger.
35:23Come on in.
35:28So, what's up?
35:30Nothing much.
35:32I hear you're going for joint custody of Travers.
35:38Yep.
35:39I hired a lawyer, and he is a real shark.
35:42Wow, you're not missing around, huh?
35:44I think it's important that Travers has his mother in his life.
35:48Hmm.
35:49Of course, he'll probably want to spend more time with his video game buddy.
35:56Yeah.
35:57You know, but I just keep thinking, um, what's all this going to be like for him?
36:04You know, all the traveling back and forth?
36:06He's a kid.
36:08He'll adjust.
36:09Plus two schools, two sets of friends.
36:11I mean, it's not going to be easy.
36:12Why are you being so negative?
36:15I thought you'd be excited about this.
36:17I know you did.
36:21I just want you to ask yourself, is this all really in the best interest of Travers?
36:26Our kids need stability.
36:30What about what I need?
36:31I know that you miss him.
36:40And I know you're worried about being lonely.
36:43But I am going to be here for you.
36:47Yeah.
36:48Once every two weeks.
36:50No.
36:52I'm really going to be here for you.
36:56And I'm going to make you happy.
36:57Don't say that if you don't mean it, Carlos.
37:03I do.
37:11Alright.
37:13I'll, um...
37:14I'll call off the lawyer.
37:18I'll call off the lawyer.
37:18No, I really am going to miss him.
37:38Yeah, me too.
37:39Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming the next mayor of Fairview, Victor Lang.
38:15Your name Jeff Scott?
38:16Yeah.
38:17You read meters for a living?
38:19Uh-huh.
38:19Do you know how much I love you?
38:24Oh!
38:26Oh!
38:28I think so.
38:30What?
38:31Anyone can end up a victim.
38:35Injured by the actions of others.
38:39But whether the damage is inflicted by a cunning ex-wife.
38:44Or a blow delivered by the object of our affection.
38:48The time comes when we must pick ourselves up and continue on our journey.
38:54And if we can't, then all we can pray for is a rescue.
39:05Mike.
39:07I twisted my ankle.
39:10Good.
39:11Because now we can do this.
39:16Because now we get to do this.
39:16Because now we get to do this.