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Original Broadcast Date: July 27th 2016

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00:00One, two, three, four
00:30Now folks, I am rarely, if ever, actually sincere on this show. I usually hide behind my little jokes and my funny little faces, but because this is the last episode, I wanted to step out from behind the character that I play and speak to you as the real Sean McAuliffe. Now don't worry, don't worry, this is not going to be some tears of the clown thing.
01:00Although if you want to see that, I'll be appearing at the Sydney Opera House in September doing highlights from Pagliacci. It should be great, only $200 a ticket. Anyway, I remember when we did our first show of this series, way back in May, we'd just won a Logie for Best Comedy that week and I don't want to make a big deal about it because, no, no, no.
01:20I don't want to make a big deal about it because, you know, Howzo's had won the previous year rendering it meaningless.
01:28And I don't really want to make a big deal about it now, actually. I think I have it here. I'll just get it out of the way. No, that's my AFI. That's my actor. My, sorry, Aria.
01:40That's, that's a Logie. Oh, no, that's for talking about your generation. That's not it. Oh, no, we've got here. Thank God you're here trophy. No, well, it, oh, what? Hang on, wait a minute. What?
01:52It's my Mr. Adelaide bodybuilding trophy. Anyway, it's not there, but it doesn't matter because awards are not important to me. That's my, my year five Christian leadership prize.
02:05It's my wife's tennis trophy. Anyway, the point is, I did go to the Logies, you see, that week. And, you know, we poo poo it. Not literally.
02:17Although Channel 9 do specialise in that method of production.
02:22But I was, I was sitting there and I was watching all that Australian talent up there on stage and I thought, this really is shit.
02:30The Emmys are so much better. And it's the same with our most recent election. It was fun and we had a few laughs, sure.
02:38But the American elections are much more entertaining. Take the Republican convention last week. We had, we had jobs and growth and putting people first.
02:46But there were no three word slogans for Donald Trump. USA, USA, USA.
02:56You see, he's, he's managed to reduce it down to three letters.
02:59Now, don't get me wrong, you know, Malcolm and Bill, fantastic. They were very, very nice people during the campaign.
03:04And they, they didn't mind talking to any idiot who came up to them. But Donald Trump yelled at his idiots and he told them the truth.
03:11I am your voice.
03:18Sure. Loud, obnoxious, incoherent, unless he has a teleprompter, paranoid and self-obsessed. If that's not the voice of America, then I don't belong in the news business.
03:28Then we had, we had Chloe and Lucy, you know, lovely people. But the Americans do do the wife of the leader of the party thing so much better.
03:35The only limit to your achievement is the strength of your dreams and your willingness to work hard for them.
03:43Okay. Okay. That's true. There was that whole plagiarism business about Melania stealing from Michelle, but I don't think that matters.
03:49Melania can still be first lady, even if she wasn't the first lady to do that speech.
03:54Donald, Donald though, is a complete original. What he says is entirely his own.
03:59Oh, I don't know what I said. I don't remember.
04:05Yeah. Sure.
04:10You know, he doesn't need, he doesn't need to steal stuff like that from another president.
04:14Although, our researchers did find this footage of Neville Chamberlain.
04:18This morning, I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler. I don't know what I said. I can't remember.
04:39Anyway, I think the big difference between Australian and American politics though, is that they tend to build up their heroes, whereas we enjoy cutting them off at the knees.
04:45In fact, the media over there is entirely responsible for Donald Trump, particularly Fox.
04:49And it'll be very, very interesting to see what happens to the perception of Trump now that Roger Ailes is gone.
04:55Roger, as you know, stepped down as president of Fox last week after, according to Fox, 20 years of great and independent television.
05:03Or according to everybody else, 20 years of sexual harassment.
05:07On the plus side, it does give a chance for some fresh blood to come in and blow away the cobwebs.
05:12So, congratulations to 85-year-old Rupert Murdoch, who'll be taking over.
05:17Now, I bet Lachlan and James were very, very happy to hear that.
05:20The other thing that might undo Trump is the Chinese.
05:23There was a story in the paper the other day about Chinese loan sharks demanding naked photos from borrowers,
05:28threatening to make the photos public if payments aren't made on time.
05:32Now, the US owes China 1.243 trillion.
05:37And I don't know about you, but I do not want to see nude pictures of Donald Trump when I'm trawling the internet for pornography.
05:45Now, obviously, it's less of a problem here because Australia doesn't owe so much as the US to China.
05:50And also, our PMs and prospective PMs are used to appearing in public without their kit on.
05:55Malcolm Turnbull, Tony Abbott, of course, Andrew Peacock, Bob Hawke, Harold Holt.
06:02And all the way back, all the way back even to our first Prime Minister, Sir Edmund Barton.
06:07But I do want to get serious for just one moment, if I may, and not talk about our first Parliament.
06:20But the one we've just elected, our 45th.
06:24OK, well, the Coalition Cabinet has been reshuffled, announced and photographed, ministerial portfolios added and reduced,
06:30the worthy rewarded and the treacherous sent to commentary.
06:32But who is there to get excited about?
06:35Well, how about Josh Frydenberg?
06:37He's been given two portfolios, which might sound like twice the work as a regular minister,
06:42until you realise that the portfolios are energy and environment and that they cancel each other out.
06:47So he'll have it very easy.
06:48All right, we've got Simon Birmingham, did very well in the election.
06:51He retained education and is already proving wrong those doubters who said the Libs had no education policies,
06:57with news emerging just last week that support is growing for hex debts to be collected from the dead.
07:02Education Department spokesperson Rod Stewart, let's say that I'm a student and I die with a $100,000 hex debt,
07:11but my state is only worth $20,000.
07:13If I then rise from the grave as, say, a zombie and get a job in the public service...
07:19Your reanimated corpse would be obliged to repay the $80,000 yes.
07:23Right, well isn't that double dipping into my life and living death?
07:26Yes, but if we just wipe those debts, we're encouraging the students to roar the system.
07:31Well, it's not much of a roar though, is it, dying and coming back as a zombie?
07:34Well, that's their choice. I mean, they're perfectly free to arrange to have their brain destroyed immediately after they die.
07:39But at the end of the day, I don't think Australians want to see zombies getting preferential treatment.
07:44If they're making a living from their degrees, they should pay for them.
07:48Yeah, but technically, can a zombie make a living? Surely you have to be alive to make a living?
07:53That's a loophole we're just going to have to look into.
07:56Alright, well thank you Rod.
07:57George Christensen deserves a mention too, though mercifully not a minister,
08:00he's embraced Bill Shorten's call for bipartisan cooperation in the national interest where there's common ground,
08:05even if that ground is something that his own party's not standing on.
08:08For example, George says he's quite prepared to cross the floor over the government's proposed superannuation changes,
08:14describing them as a Labor-style policy.
08:17Now, George is no fool.
08:19Right, that's fine.
08:37But I am a bit confused by his gamesmanship here, because George says,
08:41because his party is now adopting a Labor-style policy on superannuation,
08:44he'll cross the floor, presumably to vote with Labor.
08:47But wouldn't Labor be likely to vote for Labor-style policies?
08:50Wouldn't George just be adding another vote to help pass the bill he opposes?
08:54Still, he's not without his supporters.
08:56Apparently, another Liberal MP who did not want to be named,
09:00surely must have been by his parents,
09:02said that he would follow George.
09:05And I don't blame him for wanting to follow George,
09:07because George's Facebook page is really interesting.
09:09You should check it out, actually.
09:11George was the very first politician to offer public commentary
09:14on the Maryland's police station attack last week.
09:17Within about an hour of it happening,
09:19he posted this headline from the Daily Telegraph,
09:21car with gas cylinders, Rams police station,
09:23commenting, I wonder how quickly some idiot is going to inanely say
09:26this has nothing to do with Islam.
09:28Well, it didn't take long.
09:29Within two hours, he himself said,
09:31the incident may not have been a terrorist attack,
09:35but added, the point he made is not lost.
09:38Why is it every time there's a terror attack, he said,
09:41do we get the same platitudes from the left and the political media elite?
09:45We need to discuss the rise of radical Islam within Australia
09:48and the threat it poses to national security.
09:50And it's a point well made.
09:52Why is it every time there's an incident that has nothing to do with terrorism,
09:55do people not jump to the conclusion that it is
09:57and rally against the forces of radical Islam in this country?
10:00Let's call it for what it isn't.
10:02So what if, ultimately, it turns out to be a mental health issue?
10:06Isn't all belief in an all-powerful supernatural being, ultimately,
10:09a mental health issue?
10:11A pluralistic society is no place for someone
10:14who we think believes in something so much
10:16that they'll commit an act that looks to some of us
10:18and without any evidence like it might be terrorism.
10:21That we are reacting to something that didn't happen isn't the point.
10:24What's important is that it gives us, all of us,
10:26except the 2.2% of the population who we're targeting,
10:29an excuse to have a national conversation about how we feel,
10:33which is a damn sight easier than having to think about what we're saying.
10:36I say, I say, there's more.
10:39I say, bye George, I think he's got it.
10:43And the sooner this country gets infected with whatever it is he has,
10:47the sooner we can build up some goddamn immunity.
10:50Because, ultimately, this country is not about you and me and them.
10:59It's about all of us working together to make them be us.
11:02It doesn't ultimately matter whether it's based on 100% reality.
11:05It's the principle of the thing.
11:07Another case in point, gender identity.
11:09Now, hats off to Miranda Devine, who wrote in the telly last week
11:13about teachers at Cheltenham Girls High being asked to stop referring
11:16to the students as girls, ladies and women
11:19as part of the controversial Safe Schools anti-bullying program
11:22for the school's LGBTI community.
11:24And that even terms like mum and dad should be banned.
11:27Sounds outrageous, doesn't it?
11:28The fact, according to The Guardian, that it never happened is irrelevant.
11:31The Telegraph has given all of us, or at least listeners to 2GB's Chris Smith,
11:37a chance to hear the Safe Schools program denounced as a twisted Bible
11:41and the whole incident described as deplorable.
11:43Assistant front page sub-editor for the Daily Telly, Chris Lorax,
11:47Journalistically speaking, shouldn't at least the front page
11:50of your newspaper contain fact?
11:52Sean, at least 75% of that front page is accurate reporting.
11:55That whale is real. We didn't photoshop that too much.
11:58The story about the eels really happened.
12:00The masthead is authentic.
12:02As for the story itself, it was certainly an exclusive
12:04in that no-one else was reporting it.
12:07Well, might that be because it never happened?
12:09Well, if you're going to start holding us to standards,
12:11then we may as well reduce the whole thing down to a single sheet
12:14talking points memo for Alan Jones and be done with it.
12:17Anyway, Miranda said I had to and she scares the shit out of me.
12:20And fear is a great motivator for conservative thought, isn't it?
12:24And what better place to snuff out so-called progressive ideology
12:27than in our schools?
12:28A national conversation we're happy to light the petrol-soaked rag of tonight
12:32on a very special Mad As Debate.
12:35Mad As Debate.
12:37All right, well, joining me is Dr. Marie Spoons,
12:42substitute tutor in geography at Box Hill Tafe,
12:44educator and author of Class Dismissed Egalitarianism in Our Schools,
12:48Klump Petri, vice-principal of Mildura's first underwater Steiner Kindergarten,
12:53Dr. Romulus Hartvak.
12:55And live from the studio in Hobart, Senator Eric Abetz.
12:58And, oh dear, what a pity we seem to have lost him.
13:02Oh dear, our first question comes from Larry.
13:13Where are you, Larry?
13:14Yeah, I'm over here, Sean.
13:15Yes.
13:16I'm a simple man with a loud voice and I was absolutely disgusted the other day
13:21when I was looking through my daughter's school bag for drugs
13:24to find this filth, civics, social studies, how our government works.
13:31Dad, you totally crumpled my origami flexor head drawn, you turd.
13:35Excuse me, sorry, Sean.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Larry, political studies are a perfectly normal part of...
13:40No, well, how do I say?
13:41I don't pay thousands of dollars in school fees for you to radicalise my kids.
13:46There are no fees, Larry. It's a state school.
13:49I agree, Sean.
13:50My husband and I don't pay our taxes so our children can have their heads filled
13:54with some sort of nonsense about who's won what election.
13:57Are you saying you don't pay your taxes?
13:59No, I'm saying that politics...
14:01It's like religion and bloody gender identity and sports.
14:05It has no place at school.
14:07I quite agree.
14:08I say it's something that parents should be allowed to beat into their children
14:13in the privacy of their own laundries.
14:15Yes, well, I might throw that open to the panel.
14:18Clump, you haven't had a line yet.
14:19It's history, Sean.
14:20It's how parliament works and how laws are made.
14:23Sean, it's an essential grounding in how our society functions.
14:28What do we do to teach our children that sort of thing?
14:31We're teachers.
14:32Oh, right, right.
14:35Sean, what people like that don't realise is that it's not about elitism, yeah?
14:41It's about understanding different points of view.
14:43It's not about whether you vote Labor, though clearly you do
14:46because you're from the ABC,
14:48or whether someone else is a dyed-in-the-womb Liberal or National Party supporter.
14:54It's a spectrum.
14:55It's a spectrum.
14:56Yeah, and many people struggle with the uncertainty of feeling attracted
14:59to any number of perhaps conflicting ideologies
15:02that don't fit into the traditional binary system,
15:05like Nick Xenophon.
15:07Or perhaps they're not attracted to any ideology at all,
15:10like the Greens.
15:12And Caspar Jonquill, you'll be discussing all this on your show tonight.
15:15You've still got your beard on, by the way.
15:16Never mind that.
15:17Why do they want to ban Russia from the Olympics just because of some state-sponsored doping?
15:21Don't they know how hard it is to get sponsorships these days?
15:23And the Olympic motto, faster, higher, stronger.
15:26Not sure about the faster and stronger, but they've sure got the higher covered.
15:29I'm not a pervert!
15:30Now you're interviewing Sonia Kruger.
15:32Now what if Glenn Lazarus makes a Lazarus-like comeback?
15:34How do we know if that's like the Biblical Lazarus or like him?
15:37Do we have a plebiscite?
15:38I rang Eric Abetz to congratulate him on the government being re-elected,
15:41but he said, oh, it's got nothing to do with me.
15:42Ah, you've got Kim Karsing in Betty Davis' eyes.
15:44You might have said Cecilia only have an initial for a name.
15:47Who does he think he is?
15:48P Diddy?
15:49Elle Macpherson?
15:50Well, it sounds like a great show.
15:51And don't talk to me about Mick Jagger.
15:53He's 72 and his 29-year-old girlfriend's pregnant.
15:56If that's not getting any satisfaction, what hope is there for me?
15:59She's not old enough to be his daughter who's 46 and he's too old to be her dead grandfather.
16:04I'll choose you, Pikachu!
16:14Still to come later in the week.
16:17In 2011, the ABC celebrated 50 years of Four Corners.
16:23In 2012, we celebrated 80 years of the ABC.
16:27In 2014, we celebrated Countdown's 40th anniversary.
16:32And in 2016, Australian Story's 20th anniversary and Play School's 50th anniversary.
16:40And now, we also celebrate five years of patting ourselves on the back.
16:46Take a look back at all the other looks back at ABC programmes
16:50and relive your favourite memories of our favourite self-congratulatory moments.
16:55It's Aunty disappearing up her own arse on five years of patting ourselves on the back.
17:03Welcome back.
17:04Now, I like Media Watch's Paul Barry and I know he likes me.
17:08I can't stand him.
17:11Anyway, I thought we'd deal with something in the media that Paul, with all due respect to him,
17:15would be too gutless to touch.
17:21OK, the ABC's Q&A.
17:23Must watch, agenda-setting current affairs discussion, or the work of thieving scum.
17:28Take a look at this clip from 1970's English current affairs show, Are You Being Served?
17:33.
17:34Now, with a little bit of artistic licence, it's pretty easy to see where Q&A got the
17:38idea for their opening from.
17:39Good evening, and welcome to Q&A. I'm Tony Jones, and here to answer your questions.
17:44tonight.
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18:38news team who broke it first. Take a look.
18:40Australia's grocery giants have
18:42upped the ante in their price war. With the
18:44cleaning aisle, the next battleground,
18:46Coles has slashed prices on a range
18:48of products. Now, we cross now
18:50to Vaz de Makalova. Vaz, where
18:52are you exactly? I'm just out
18:54here on the street, Sean. Great.
18:56Why is that? The audience were
18:57really freaking me out. Okay, I understand that.
19:00Vaz, you've covered a lot of stories in
19:02your TV news career. Have you ever known
19:04anything like this? Oh, Sean,
19:05I think people will look back in years to
19:07come and say, where were you
19:10when Coles cut its Ansel
19:12Medium Super Rubber Gloves one pack
19:13to just $2.60? That's
19:16down 87 cents. Yeah. Can you
19:18paint us a picture of the feeling in the aisles
19:20right now? Yeah, sure. Well, there are
19:22absolute scenes of jubilation. People
19:23are hugging each other, strangers
19:25comforting other shoppers who have broken
19:28down in tears of joy,
19:30especially when some of these cuts are coming
19:32from absolutely A-grade
19:34trusted brands like Sard,
19:36Citrus De-Greaser trigger pack
19:38500 mils down to $5.74, Sean. Really? That stuff
19:42is excellent. It removes stubborn
19:44stains while caring for delicate fabrics and
19:46leaving soft citrus fragrance.
19:48Absolutely. And it's just
19:50specials like this that are going to keep on...
19:52I'm going to interrupt you just for a moment there, Vaz.
19:54We have some breaking news on this story
19:56from the Nine Network. Grocery giant
19:58Coles has cut prices on
20:00dozens of private label products by
20:02up to 25%. Just
20:04when you thought the story couldn't get any bigger,
20:07Vaz, please keep us
20:08updated on which quality home brand products
20:10have been heavily discounted, meaning super savings
20:12for Aussie families across the country.
20:14Yeah, Sean, it looks like I'm in for a long night.
20:16Yeah, okay. Take care now.
20:21And later in the show,
20:22we're all the latest in sport. But before we do
20:24that...
20:28In 1980, 65
20:30countries boycotted the Moscow
20:32Olympics. This year, it looks like Russia
20:34might not be joining those 65
20:36who will be going to Rio. But not
20:38because they're protesting Brazil's invasion of
20:40Afghanistan. It's because of an elaborate
20:42state-directed doping system that
20:44received its directives all the way from the Russian
20:46Sports Ministry, as this actual bit of
20:48real news story explains.
20:50Pre-games, athletes would provide a clean
20:52sample to be stored in a freezer.
20:55Athletes would then resume doping
20:56and give samples as required
20:58at the games, watched by doping control
21:00officers. But these would be removed
21:02from the lab through a mouse hole,
21:04apparently by secret service agents
21:06disguised as sewer engineers.
21:08Camper-proof lids would somehow
21:10be removed without breaking
21:12seals, with contaminated urine
21:14replaced by the defrosted
21:16clean samples. Samples
21:18went undetected by the anti-doping
21:20authorities because they were sometimes
21:21given by athletes using a fake
21:23penis.
21:24The device, more convincingly
21:26worn on the inside of the pants,
21:29fooled officials, although
21:31I imagine if a woman was using it, it
21:32would raise a few questions.
21:34Now, I don't want to cheapen this show
21:36by spending this segment talking about
21:38genitals. If you want that sort of
21:39schoolboy humour, you should switch over
21:41to SBS.
21:42Penises.
21:50But I would like to talk about
21:51what's been coming out of them.
21:53Who supplies the clean samples that the
21:55Russians have been smuggling through the
21:56mouse holes and into test tubes?
21:58Zebedee McPherson, I understand that you
22:00were the official supplier of urine to the
22:02Russian Olympic team for over 12 years.
22:04Yes, that is right, Sean.
22:07I supply top quality
22:08pure urine to all our best
22:10athletes. Never any complaints.
22:13Always people very happy.
22:14All right. And this is clean urine?
22:16Well, it is as clean as urine
22:18can be.
22:20It is urine.
22:22But no drugs?
22:23No, it is all organic
22:24product. No artificial additives
22:26or preservatives of any kind.
22:29My family has been in
22:30urine delivery business since before
22:32revolution. Rasputin himself
22:35once said of my grandfather's
22:37urine, if you hold it up
22:39to the light, it looks like you
22:41are looking into the face of God
22:43himself.
22:45Well, that's quite a compliment.
22:46We put quote on bottle.
22:48Now, there are 321 athletes
22:50across 23 sports in the Russian team.
22:52Where do you get all the urine from?
22:54It is all mine.
22:56It is a full-time job, as you can
22:58imagine, because they are all on the
23:00gear.
23:00I have a small mule helping, but
23:03that is for deliveries only.
23:07We thought about shifting production
23:09to Asia, but their urine is shit.
23:13Well, it's a pretty obvious
23:14substitution, isn't it?
23:15The old methods are the best, Sean.
23:18And if the police come, we just
23:19flush it down the toilet.
23:22What really surprises me in all of
23:24this is why the Russians weren't
23:26rumbled years ago.
23:27Here's how they used to breach this...
23:28I have client.
23:38Here's how they used to breach the
23:40security measures.
23:41A Secret Service agent was
23:42accredited as a plumber to slip into a
23:44darkened room next to a lab.
23:46Surely a tradesman actually turning up
23:48for a job would have tipped them off
23:49that something wasn't right.
23:50Well, good news for people who can't
23:54stand driving.
23:54No, they haven't just invented the
23:56sit-down Segway.
23:57I'm talking about driverless cars,
24:00which are currently being trialled all
24:01over the world.
24:02And Canberra, it seems, has put its
24:03hand up to the Australia's test site.
24:05Presumably on the logic that being
24:06Canberra, the roads are pretty empty
24:07anyway.
24:08And if they do run over someone, it
24:10won't be anybody important.
24:12But it's not just Google and Tesla who
24:14are hoping to appeal to the sedentary
24:16motoring enthusiast, Tuffy Gorgon,
24:18has more.
24:24Here in the back Canberra suburb of
24:26Snail, Aussie Ingenuity meets the
24:29not-too-distant future in a small
24:31garden shed that local inventor Craig
24:33D'Avello hopes will one day become
24:36his shrine, visited by millions of
24:38people.
24:39No, no, no, I'm not doing it for my
24:41own glory.
24:42This driverless car is my gift to
24:45humanity.
24:46Whether or not they continue to call
24:48it the Givello, as I've dubbed the
24:50prototype of my driverless car patent
24:53application, well, that's up to
24:55history.
24:55Craig is not using air quotes just to
24:58be annoying.
24:59He also means to convey the idea that
25:02the so-called driverless car does in
25:04fact have a driver, except that the
25:06driver is not human.
25:08Here we are.
25:10Obviously, it's a bit crude at the
25:12moment, but once I teach it some
25:14manners and fashion its features,
25:16and to those of a beautiful woman, then
25:17it'll not only be more aesthetically
25:19pleasing to the eyes and touch, but it'll
25:23be able to fit my vehicle as well.
25:25Craig's work is funded by Coca-Cola, so the
25:28integrity of his work is not compromised by
25:31big government or our non-existent car
25:33industry.
25:34And today is crunch time.
25:36Perhaps not the best way to describe a
25:37driving test.
25:40I will be monitoring the AI driver's console
25:43from the control room, ready to take
25:45over in case of an emergency via the
25:47auxiliary console in the backup facility on
25:50the third floor.
25:54Craig assures me that the test itself is
25:57quite simple and safe, with the Givello
25:59The Givello 17, actually.
26:02The Givello 17 required to travel in a
26:04straight line past these cones, over a four
26:07centimetre high wooden ramp, past a length of
26:10rope, negotiating a gentle curve back around and
26:14into a parking bay for a cool, refreshing Coke,
26:17at all speeds of up to three kilometres per hour.
26:20Doing great, Tuffy.
26:22Just relax a bit.
26:24Maybe undo the zip of your suit a little bit.
26:27No, that's good.
26:28Zoom in on her bosoms, Maria.
26:30I'll just focus.
26:33Don't worry, Tuffy.
26:34It's under control.
26:35What's going on?
26:36You'll be out of control for no longer in the
26:38next three to five minutes as I wait for the
26:41lift to the upper level.
26:44Fuck this.
26:46Driverless cars promise fuel efficiency,
26:49lower insurance premiums and no risk of driver
26:52fatigue, to say nothing of safety.
26:56Tuffy Gorgon, for Mad as Hell.
26:59Bloody hell, that was expensive.
27:02Well, not coming out because we run out of
27:03series and also Catherine Tate's final episode
27:05is on in a minute.
27:08Disturbed freaks make dead doll lie in state.
27:11And engagement of sister of woman married to
27:14one of the sons of one of the sons of the
27:15British monarch deemed newsworthy.
27:19Well, that's it for the series, folks.
27:22You know, a lot of people come up to me and they say,
27:24sure, and you seem to know a lot about politics.
27:26Why don't you run for PM one day or governor general
27:28or be our emperor or king?
27:30Well, I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor.
27:33That's not my business.
27:34I don't want to rule or conquer anyone.
27:36I should like to help everybody if possible.
27:39Jew, Gentile, black man, white,
27:41Sunni and Shia.
27:42We all want to help each other.
27:46Human beings are like that.
27:48But we have lost the way.
27:50Greed has poisoned men's souls.
27:52The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together.
27:54The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodwill in men.
27:58Cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all.
28:01Even now, my voice is reaching hundreds throughout the world.
28:04For those who can hear me, I say, do not despair.
28:06The misery that is upon us is but the passing of man's greed.
28:10Soldiers, don't give yourselves to brutes,
28:13to these unnatural men with machine minds and machine hearts.
28:16You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful,
28:19to make this life a wonderful adventure.
28:22Then, in the name of democracy, let's use this power.
28:25Let us all unite!
28:26Unite!
28:26Unite!
28:36Unite!
28:37Unite!
28:38Unite!
28:39Unite!
28:40Unite!
28:41Unite!
28:42Unite!
28:43Unite!
28:44Unite!
28:45Unite!
28:46Unite!
28:47Unite!
28:48Unite!
28:49Unite!
28:50Unite!
28:51Unite!
28:52Unite!
28:53Unite!
28:54Unite!
28:55Unite!
28:56Unite!
28:57Unite!
28:58Unite!
28:59Unite!
29:00Unite!
29:01Unite!
29:02Unite!
29:03Unite!
29:04Unite!
29:05Unite!
29:06A parable, our voices will ring
29:11A parable as one
29:15Every thought is a dream
29:25Rushing by in a stream
29:27Bringing light to the kingdom of heaven
29:32Take a ride in the sky
29:35On that ship and the sun
29:37On the dreams of the universe
29:39Our voices will ring
29:45Together
29:46Until the twelfth of never
29:51We hope we'll live the forever
29:56As one
29:59Come to see victory
30:04In a land of fantasy
30:07Love and life
30:08On your mind
30:10To everlasting liberty
30:12Sorry guys, can we just kill the music please?
30:17I'm sorry fellas, but apparently they need this studio for Gardening Australia
30:21Oh, for fuck's sake, aren't they on Sundays or something?
30:25I didn't think they shot in the studio
30:26I thought it was mainly in gardens and shit
30:28Yeah, well they want to bulldoze the place so they can plant a geranium
30:31So, er, we're out
30:33It's all right, baby
30:50Francis, sorry, no time for your lily and chin
30:58You'd better not be serious
31:01You'd better not be any other
31:03You'd better not be any other
31:03Thank you
31:04You'd better not be any other