Original Broadcast Date: July 12th 2017
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00:00Guten Tag, lieben, glauchen vor!
00:30I am really bummed off, you know, I'm just, I'm really miffed.
00:43You know, if there's one thing that really burns me up, it's when a fellow ABC journalist,
00:48and I don't want to name names, let's just say it was Chris Ullman, does something that
00:53really gets popular on social media.
00:56His recent takedown of Donald Trump, which personally I did not find very funny, has
01:01gone viral all around the world and has been seen by hundreds of thousands of people.
01:05Whereas my own posting of Milo Kerrigan singing a Bob Dylan song got no retweets and only one
01:13like.
01:14And that was from my friend and fellow fake news presenter Stan Grant.
01:19Anywho, Chris and his showboating has made it very difficult for any of us this week to
01:24avoid this subject, which seems to be making a lot of people mad as hell.
01:29The pretensident of the United States Donald Trump has never been afraid to say what he
01:36thinks.
01:37Even when he hasn't been thinking, it's rarely an impediment to him still saying something.
01:40But on North Korea and their recent launch of an intercontinental ballistic missile, he
01:45has made himself very, very clear.
01:47Because of North Korea's very, very bad behaviour, they are behaving in a very, very dangerous
01:54manner.
01:55And so despite the United States and China's very, very great relationship, and because
02:00Kim Jong-un is acting very, very badly, the United States will react very strongly.
02:08And my question is, after all those very, verys, why only the one very for the response?
02:15Eh.
02:20But he has gone on to sort of clarify what that very strong response will be, warning that
02:24he was considering some pretty severe things.
02:27A phrase so vague that it could mean that he was just thinking about his own hairstyle.
02:32Anyway, the U.S. and South Korea have so far responded with their own show of force,
02:37while up in far North Queensland, potentially in North Korea's strike zone, Pauline Hanson
02:42has had a similar response, launching her own guided device.
02:46Oh, golly.
02:47But anyway, this is the first time I've ever done this, but it's just having a go at it.
02:52Yes, Pauline Hanson there, summing up her political philosophy.
02:59And how are people responding?
03:05Support in Queensland for One Nation currently sits at 16%, and they look like they could
03:10hold the balance of power after the next election.
03:13As Pauline says of the reaction to the way she speaks and her policies, mainstream media
03:17love drone, but don't seem to care about freezing pensioners.
03:24Is Pauline right, though?
03:26Later on in the show, Caspar Jonquil talks exclusively at Pauline Hanson.
03:30And another thing, I don't think your freezing policy goes far enough.
03:33Why stop at pensioners? Freeze the unemployed!
03:36Refugees!
03:37Muslims!
03:38Asians!
03:39Autistic children!
03:40Vaccinations!
03:41Multiculturals!
03:42Islam!
03:43Immigrants!
03:44Hello food!
03:45Foreigners!
03:46Foreign investors!
03:47Boat people!
03:48Terrorists!
03:49Tony Jones!
03:50Non-Australians!
03:51Un-Australians!
03:52And global warming!
03:53I told the voices in my head, but they said, oh, it's got nothing to do with us!
03:55And they scream at me!
03:57But Pauline isn't the only one trying to control her drone.
04:03Although I'm reasonably confident the worst of Malcolm's unpleasantness with Tony is over.
04:09In fact, as Tony said last week, the last thing he wants to do is be difficult.
04:15Although he must have had a very short list of things he wanted to do before he got to
04:18that.
04:19Last one.
04:20Got that pretty quickly.
04:22But I think we can, oh, excuse me.
04:24I think we can safely assume that before Malcolm left for the G20 summit, the air between
04:29he and Tony had been well and truly cleared.
04:32Is Tony Abbott being helpful?
04:34Well, I'm not going to comment on the gentleman you described.
04:39Well, Tony Abbott could have a feature in a Turnbull cabinet.
04:42Look, again, I know your interest in the gentleman you described.
04:47The hate, the dare not speak its name.
04:51I mean, we wouldn't be surprised if it was the Deputy Prime Minister not being able to
04:56say somebody's name.
04:57But Malcolm?
04:58You know, I think it's fair to say that it's taking its toll on Malcolm.
05:02But the truth is that before departing our shores to the relative peace of rioting Hamburg,
05:08the man who some describe as...
05:10Mr Harborside Mansion.
05:12...took time out to simply become Mr Harbour and spend time not with politicians, but the
05:17people.
05:18Ten minutes and very much, I think I'd be chillaxed.
05:24See, he's one of us, riding on public transport, using expressions like chillaxed.
05:30He's just like you and me if we were in St Almost Fire.
05:35And it's good to just chew the fat with regular folk and listen to what real people are concerned
05:39about for a change.
05:40What are you going to do about Mr Harborside?
05:44The PM's unwillingness to talk about Tony or even mention his name has led politicians
05:50like Tanya Plibersek to liken the XPM to Lord Voldemort.
05:54And newspapers like The Australian to use a photoshopped picture we made for our show back in 2013.
05:59But is the reference a fair and accurate one pop culture enthusiast Crane Girdle?
06:06No, Sean. While it's true that to speak Tony Abbott's name is to break protection spells and
06:12enchantments and leave yourself open to being set upon by the Death Eaters...
06:15Erica Betts and Kevin Andrews.
06:17Most of those previously loyal to you-know-who...
06:21Josh Frydenberg, Matthias Cormann, Scott Morrison, Christopher Pine, Alfonso Nardinox...
06:26...have abandoned him, though undeniably he remains the darkest wizard since Gellert Grindelwald.
06:31John Howard.
06:34The other main difference is that Voldemort's boggart is his own corpse.
06:38Oh.
06:39And Tony is still very much more or less alive.
06:42Alright, well who or what should have Tanya Plibersek likened Mr Abbott too?
06:46Well Sean, given that Malcolm avoided saying Tony's name twice on radio and once before he got on that ferry,
06:52a more likely comparator is Beetlejuice.
06:56The bio-exorcist ghost who had he said his name those three times would have appeared
07:00and driven away those bothersome humans who normally vote Liberal.
07:05I'm reminded of my own Dungeons and Dragons days when to thrice mention Huster the Unspeakable
07:11while playing the Cthulhu edition when...
07:14Oh God!
07:17Can I have a tissue please?
07:23Thank you Crane.
07:24But can anything be done in the real world to stop Tony Abbott?
07:27Arthur Sinodinos, after all, has said even he can't control him.
07:30And this coming from a man who when he was treasurer of the New South Wales Liberal Party
07:34had no control over illegal donations flowing into his own party's coffers.
07:39Later in the show I talk to John Howard about what can be done.
07:42Oh Sean, I don't think it's the place of the ex-Prime Minister to weigh in on matters that are no longer his domain.
07:51He should stick to his knitting, so to speak, and let the government, of which he is no longer a part, get on with running the country.
07:58Sorry, are you answering my question about Tony Abbott or giving a reason why you don't want to answer it?
08:02Well, I'm not exactly sure, Sean.
08:05I only know that when last interviewed, on the subject a couple of months back, I was very careful not to mention Malcolm's name.
08:14About diplomacy and tact, and also for fear that I would be set upon by death eaters.
08:21But let's not start a de facto relationship with Labour because of all this, because you know what's going to happen, don't you?
08:31I can promise you this, that we've been 100 days of Labour being elected if we form a government at the next election, we've been 100 days.
08:46They will have already changed their leaders twice.
08:53So Malcolm went to the G20 and it was a great opportunity for our Prime Minister to be seen standing alongside actual world leaders.
08:59A kind of product placement opportunity to show us all back home, and more importantly, Tony, who was actually in charge of the country.
09:06Unfortunately, who was actually in charge while he was away was Barnaby Joyce.
09:10Who took the opportunity to make irresponsible comments about sanctions against China and threatened military action against North Korea.
09:19But being at the G20 did give our real PM a chance to see if he could find somebody who would be our friend and protect us in the event of, thanks to Barnaby, imminent invasion or nuclear attack.
09:29Who's Barnaby, who's Barnaby, who's Barnaby, who's Barnaby should be kisseded now.
09:36OK, first of all, first of all America, my enemy's enemy is my friend and all that.
09:41Alright, now Malcolm had a great conversation with Donald Trump on his way to the group photograph.
09:46They got on very well as you can see there, their chemistry palpable, the president perhaps wishing he had an interpreter with him,
09:52but nevertheless, the president clearly enjoying the PM's company.
09:55In fact, Donald even took Malcolm for a ride in his car, which gave them a chance to take in the sights around Hamburg and have another great conversation
10:04before President Trump dropped him off at the hotel and went to the theatre, which he seemed to enjoy almost as much as his chats with Malcolm.
10:12Then it was off to Paris for some quality time with Emmanuel Macron.
10:16The young and vital French president took Malcolm for a ride in his presidential plane, no doubt flying at himself, he's so wonderful,
10:23and then hosted a dinner at the Elysee Paris for them both with their wives.
10:27No doubt Malcolm and Lucy ended up spending the night at the Paris of Versailles with the president and his wife, if you get my meaning.
10:34Yes, I know.
10:43Yeah, I hear they've got a hall there in the Versailles palace that's just covered in mirrors.
10:50Then it was off to merry old England on the cross-channel ferry economy class for fish and chips with Theresa May and our head of state.
10:57So, all in all, a difficult choice, the UK, a sentimental favourite, France, which is a bit sexier, or America because ANZUS.
11:08Now, personally, I think we should go with Canada.
11:12They speak English and French, sound American, but you don't get the disadvantage of them actually being English, French or American.
11:18Plus, their prime minister says stuff like this.
11:21We don't care where you're from or what religion you practice or whom you love.
11:27You are all welcome in Canada.
11:36He doesn't care where we're from. That's us.
11:39Canada is. Who's with me?
11:44Who's father? Who's father?
11:46Who's father should be kissing now?
11:48And finally, on the G20, to coincide with the summit, Germany's Ministry of Culture has curated an exhibition of outfits worn by German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
11:59The outfits cover her 12-year period as Chancellor and the exhibition runs until her remaining outfits need to go in the wash.
12:06Check it out. It's probably online somewhere, I imagine.
12:08The federal government has taken some time out from its hectic self-loathing schedule to announce an internship scheme for young unemployed in which...
12:18Local businesses are paid $1,000 up front to take interns on for 12 weeks.
12:24Interns are paid $200 a fortnight plus income support payments, or $4 an hour.
12:30The Prime Minister at the time of going to air, Malcolm Turnbull, believes participants in the scheme could end up...
12:37Running big businesses, owning big businesses, employing lots of other people, realising their dreams.
12:43Just like Geoff Horne did.
12:45Wow.
12:47Who knew Geoff Horne did a boxing internship where he beat the crap out of people for $4 an hour?
12:52Boo!
12:57But will internships lead to jobs?
12:59Here's Minister for Employment, Michaelia Cash.
13:07If at the end of the internship a job is not offered, there will be an investigation as to why.
13:13Mary Brett Punish from Conservative Think Tank Centre for privately funded favourable study results.
13:20Given that so far, 212 young people have finished their internship and only 82 have secured ongoing work, that leaves 130 investigations to be carried out.
13:30That is correct, Sean.
13:32And in fact, the department has itself had to put on dozens of interns to conduct these investigations.
13:39And if these investigations wind up in less than 12 weeks?
13:44Well, they would have to let those interns go.
13:47Which would mean more investigations into those internships?
13:50Indeed so.
13:52But in that instance, the department would seek to reinstate the interns previously let go,
13:58in order that they could conduct the investigation into why they were let go,
14:03even though, as it turns out, they haven't been.
14:05And, of course, that continuous loop of interns investigating why their own internship didn't result in a job can continue until such time as their 12-week internship is completed and doesn't result in a job.
14:22That, in turn, leading to another investigation, with the sum total of all those investigations into the failure to create a job, ultimately creating a full-time job.
14:35Well, thank you, Mary Brett, and here's hoping many of those interns do realise their dreams of earning $5 an hour.
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15:26Now, we normally don't do this sort of thing, but before we go to the break, I do just want to give you all a heads up about the North Shore-Roseville Liberal Party branch fundraiser next week, which is an evening with Cory Bernardi.
15:39Now, there's been an incredible reaction to this, in fact, I think we have a shot of the reaction.
15:45And that was just from Sydney Airport.
15:48Now, as you can see, Cory will be speaking on the topic, is the party over?
15:52And if they're referring to Cory Bernardi's own party, then the answer may be yes when they find out he's raising money for a rival party.
15:58But do go along there. It should be a lot of fun.
16:00And, of course, all money raised goes towards reducing the amount Mr Turnbull has to donate himself.
16:05And if you'd like to book any of the Liberal Party fundraiser speakers, such as Margaret Court or Cory, get in touch with the Concerned About Lesbians and Bestiality Speakers Bureau.
16:15Next up, 45 years of radicalising your children and still going strong as we look behind the news.
16:22Then, Pauline and James show us how to make ironic T-shirts for only half the price you'd be claiming back from the AEC.
16:29And later, ask the honorary doctor.
16:33You know, it's always a bit embarrassing when a show like ours, which is about the news, ends up being the news.
16:38But that's exactly what happened last week when we turned up in Gerard Henderson's column in The Australian.
16:43Who's heard of Gerard Henderson, by the way? Great, everybody.
16:45Anyway, he took us to task for saying in a sketch about gay marriage that most Australians weren't religious according to the census.
16:54Now, as much as I hate to admit it, Gerard is quite right.
16:58What I should have said was that more Australians identify as not having a religion than any other single religion.
17:03It made a complete nonsense of the point we were trying to make about the gay marriage debate and the broader point that religion and tradition are the enemies of moral progress.
17:13And I apologise unequivocally, unreservedly, and with great humility.
17:20Although, I want to point out that this is not the first time that Gerard's come after me.
17:26In one of his columns last year, he exposed a painful secret of mine from my past when he revealed to the world that I was once the school captain of Sacred Heart College in Adelaide.
17:41Now, it was a long time ago, and I was young.
17:54But I guess I'm a public figure and catnip to scandal sheets like The Australian.
17:59So that's OK, that's about me.
18:01But Gerard, when you come after my cast, and more importantly, my show, that really gets me steamed.
18:07Stephen, you were in the sketch. Tell everyone how you felt when you saw your name plastered all over Gerard's column.
18:13Oh, that's always lovely to get a mention in the newspaper, Sean.
18:17And, Ros, he also ticked you off for misquoting the Bible.
18:20I only hope you didn't take it personally.
18:23Well, you wrote the fucking thing.
18:27So, gloves are off, bucko.
18:28Oh, Sean.
18:29No, Stephen, I'll have my say.
18:31I don't normally stoop to nitpicking and pedantry and pointing out other people's mistakes are mad as hell.
18:38But you set your media watchdog barking up the wrong tree first, Gerard.
18:42I draw your attention to this line in your column where you refer to Stephen Hall as Stephen Halt.
18:48Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
18:54Yes.
18:56Now, it gives me, it gives me no pleasure to humiliate you on national television like this, Gerard,
19:01that you have made a mistake.
19:03A mistake that therefore makes a complete nonsense of your entire point in your article.
19:07Checkmate, set and match.
19:10You're out!
19:11I dare you to print that, you snivelling jackal.
19:28Well, fish in the Murray-Darling Basin
19:30are literally having the food taken off their plates
19:33by a massive number of carp.
19:35But now...
19:36Planning is underway to use a strain of herpes
19:38to try to control the invasive fish.
19:41Fish farmer Linda Ronstadt,
19:42you have concerns about the impact this herpes virus
19:45could have on other fish stocks.
19:47Yeah, I know.
19:50Yeah, and what are they?
19:52Oh, well, you know, you bring in these diseased,
19:55herpes-ridden fish of the night
19:56who start dogging it round with any old groper they come across,
19:59and who knows where that's going to lead.
20:01Yeah.
20:01Celibate fish would presumably be all right, though.
20:04Oh, yeah, monkfish, I suppose.
20:06Although you never know them, do you?
20:08But I don't want to end up with a lake
20:10full of syphilitic fish.
20:12It sends them insane.
20:13I'll end up with the man as a King George Whiting on my farm.
20:16Could it infect your snapper?
20:22Can't see how.
20:24Roman Quaid-Vleig, Commissioner of Australia's Border Force,
20:28a name that'll get you 125 in Scuddle
20:31because of the triple-word score for the Q and the double-letter score for the E
20:34and the bonus 50 points you get from using all your tiles,
20:37is in hot water,
20:38allegedly for helping a woman, a girl, really, in her 20s,
20:41who worked for him on and off,
20:43and with whom he was having a relationship,
20:45get a job at an airport.
20:46He's been on leave for a month
20:48while the Australian Commission for Law Enforcement Integrity
20:50investigates the complaint,
20:52although they've already said that the allegation,
20:54even if proven,
20:55is not being looked at as a major breach.
20:58Vice-recaven boy, Sir Bobo Gargle,
21:00how can they know it isn't a major breach
21:02if they haven't investigated the complaint yet?
21:04No, it's not really my department, Sean.
21:06The sea is my mistress.
21:07I've been loyal to her, man, and beast my entire career,
21:12apart from when I'm called upon to haze the new recruits
21:16every Thursday afternoon.
21:18But that's just a matter of colouring in their genitals
21:20with highlighter pens and Vegemite.
21:22Nothing that you'd call inappropriate.
21:26And certainly, the RAN would never offer a promotion for favours
21:29or to someone who didn't deserve it.
21:31Isn't that right, Lieutenant Commander?
21:33How does this thing work?
21:35The papers are also saying
21:38that a second high-ranking Border Force officer
21:40is now being investigated,
21:41apparently under similar circumstances.
21:43Well, again, Sean, not in the RAN remit.
21:46You'd best ask someone from the ABF.
21:48All right.
21:49Acting Acting Commissioner
21:50for the Australian Border Force, Ken Nosy.
21:52Can I, Sean, can I just interrupt you at the outset
21:55and say that Australian Border Force members
21:58pride themselves with something you will never have, sir,
22:01and that is integrity.
22:03And I'm sure that Roman and the other chap
22:05will be exonerated completely from whatever it is they've done,
22:07which I'm sure is nothing at all.
22:09And may I add on a personal note
22:10that I find inappropriate behaviour of any kind
22:13absolutely disgusting!
22:16Well, apart from the allegations of inappropriateness,
22:19there's also been the Operation Fortitude bungle.
22:21Yes, I know.
22:23And reports of widespread unhappiness
22:25in the middle to lower ranks.
22:26Yes, but I can explain.
22:27Even Cosmo are reporting that you accidentally put...
22:30Now, look here, you.
22:31This department is not some low-brow, sex-obsessed joke.
22:35My PA has just put together a press release.
22:37Melinda!
22:38Oh, there you are.
22:39Eh, saucy, mind if I rummage round in your drawers for an open?
22:43Oh!
22:43Oh!
22:45Oh, what's the hell over your bum?
22:47I told her you'd put me in charge of contraband cocaine, Kenny,
22:50but she wouldn't listen,
22:51so I gave her a good spanking.
22:53Oh!
22:54Eh!
22:55Shouldn't this be a beer, pal?
22:57Oh, nature, please!
22:59Finally, Bobo, terrorism.
23:11Oh, yes?
23:12Could you enlighten us
23:13as to what our Defence Minister, Maryse Payne,
23:15meant when she said this?
23:16The one thing we cannot afford to do
23:17is to allow terrorism
23:19to take further and greater root in Afghanistan
23:23and then continue to spread its tentacles elsewhere.
23:27Yes, I see what you mean.
23:28If something has roots,
23:30then it must be a plant of some sort,
23:31like a begonia or a turnip or an agapanthus
23:34or a stick of rhubarb or whatever you like.
23:37A heliotrope.
23:38Yes, a heliotrope.
23:39A daffodil.
23:40Yes, a daffodil too.
23:41A sunflower.
23:42A sunflower, yes, that's good.
23:42A ferret.
23:43Not a ferret.
23:46A plant releasing its nitrogen into the soil
23:50via its root system,
23:51whereas if something has tentacles,
23:53then it's more a question of releasing...
23:56Lara Cracker!
23:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:03Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind.
24:05Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey.
24:08Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind.
24:11Hey, Mickey, hey, Mickey.
24:14Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind.
24:18Hey, Mickey.
24:20Coral bleaching, Sean.
24:23I told him to wear protection, but he never listens.
24:27Shall I rub some cream on him, sir?
24:29Highlighting pens and Vegemite, boys.
24:31The only way he'll learn.
24:33Still to come later in the week.
24:36Ashamed of its back legs,
24:38this saltwater monkey crab will hide them under the sand for hours
24:41to avoid the hurtful comments of other sea creatures.
24:44Sean McAuliffe's overly sensitive freaks of the Mariana Trench.
24:48Coming soon.
24:50Well, when a religious group rise up against the government,
24:53it's only a matter of time before terror and chaos ensue.
24:56To what extent Catholic parents will succeed in their campaign
24:59to state sponsorship of their ideology,
25:01despite Gonski 2.0 remains to be seen.
25:03Brantley Patel.
25:05Children as young as five are being radicalised.
25:08They're being taught in schools like this
25:10that they will go to hell if they are sinful.
25:13We really want our children to have an experience of God
25:18through Jesus Christ, because at the end of the day,
25:21our job is to help young people get to heaven.
25:25But despite the federal government's proposed funding reforms
25:28meaning they'll get more money,
25:29parents think it means they're getting less,
25:31and that makes them angry.
25:33I don't care if it is irrational.
25:36We're not going to pay up to $5,000 in fees a year
25:38like someone said if we don't have to.
25:40You don't have to.
25:41We've already got three or four kids coming here,
25:44and we don't have the time or the patience
25:46to pull them out of here and send them to a public school.
25:48Why should we?
25:49It's confusing, particularly if you haven't thought it
25:52through properly.
25:53Well, our faith teaches us tolerance and understanding,
25:56but if that blimmin' Simon Birmingham thinks
25:58we're sending our lot to that godless state school
26:00down the road, well, we've got a good mind to do it,
26:02just to teach him a lesson.
26:04But overall, funding is increasing by 3.7%.
26:07Don't put pressure on his precious education system
26:09and make him fall apart.
26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:12Catholics believe they are born unworthy,
26:15and so assume their schools are in need of more funding
26:18than those that actually are.
26:20We haven't had a question from this side of the room.
26:22It's illogical and unchristian,
26:24but if there's one thing Catholics enjoy,
26:26it's complaining about something, even if it isn't relevant.
26:29My 18-year-old told me last night
26:31she wanted to watch Q&A.
26:33I was disgusted, wasn't I, Vadney?
26:36I said, you turn it back to MasterChef, quick, smart,
26:38and the girl with the dark curly hair
26:40is going to make a duck confit from ingredients purchased at Coal.
26:43Too wrong!
26:44Of course, you don't have to believe you're eating
26:46the actual flesh of God on Sundays, as Catholics do,
26:49to go to one of their schools,
26:51and this is handy for followers of the ABC's preferred religion,
26:54Islam, who might not have one of their own to go to,
26:57for whatever reason.
26:58Muslims do not fit in in this town.
27:01We are Aussies, okay?
27:03As a condescending sued from the white middle class,
27:06I think it's important for Muslims to be grateful
27:08when I defend them.
27:09I mean, the reality is that their religion
27:11is 600 years younger than Christianity,
27:13and we did some pretty silly things when we were their age, right?
27:17Conquering the New World, the Spanish Inquisition,
27:20wiping out the Incas,
27:22putting Galileo in jail for saying
27:24the earth revolved around the sun, etc.
27:27I'd like to think that in 600 years,
27:29Islam will have settled down,
27:31and, like the Catholic Church,
27:33have absolutely nothing to reproach itself for.
27:35How many children do you have at the school?
27:37None. I'm a Salesian brother.
27:39I don't teach here. I just come for the biscuits.
27:46And not coming up,
27:48cos Ronnie Chang's on in a minute.
27:50Prime Minister handles hostile interrogation like a pro.
27:54Uh, y-yes, uh, yeah, we, we, well, we, we...
27:58And tennis fans flock to next Bernard Tomic match.
28:03And before we go,
28:04I was on the Herald Sun website trying to find the exit,
28:06when I stumbled...
28:12When I stumbled upon an extraordinary claim
28:14that the Great Barrier Reef isn't out of the woods.
28:18Now, uh, I'm no expert in oceanography.
28:21PHONE RINGS
28:22Excuse me just a moment.
28:24Ah, hello.
28:27Oh, I see.
28:29OK.
28:30I feel such a fool.
28:32Goodbye.
28:34Giant baby.
28:40Oh, you mean infect my fish.
28:43LAUGHTER
28:48LAUGHTER