Original Broadcast Date: April 3rd 2013
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00:00One, two, three!
00:30Well, hello. While most of us gorged ourselves on buns and half-priced chocolate, there was
00:42one man who remembered the true meaning of the Easter long weekend. Pope Francis the
00:47talking pontiff took time out from his busy schedule of dismantling the Catholic Church
00:51to wash the feet of several prisoners at the Casale de Marmo detention centre. It's this
00:56sort of selflessness that so endears Pope Francis to his people, which suggests to me that perhaps
01:01our Prime Minister could take a leaf out of the pontiff's book on foot hygiene inside the
01:06shoes of the fishermen in order to endear herself to the people of Australia through what is,
01:10let's face it, an act of humility. But the question is whose feet would it be most humiliating
01:15for Julia Gillard to wash? Now, some might suggest those belonging to the Prime Minister Emeritus
01:20Kevin Rudd, though they've apparently been very busy since the leadership spill kicking
01:25himself in the arse. Personally, I think she'd get the most traction in the polls washing
01:30the feet of someone with whom she has an even more fractious relationship, Julie Bishop.
01:34It'd certainly be easier than washing her hair.
01:39The fact of the matter is that desperate times call for desperate measures. Just how unpopular
01:44Julia Gillard is at the moment was borne out by her recent visit to a primary school. Have
01:49a look at this. Half the students seem to have stayed at home. That's not a good sign.
01:54And Federal Labor have every right to be worried. Surrounding herself with small children who
01:58are unlikely to shout abuse at her is an integral part of the Prime Minister's media strategy.
02:02Still, at least the PM has the guts to put herself in the firing line by standing next
02:07to things that are actually alive. Although this photo op does show alternative PM Tony Abbott's
02:15relative warmth compared with each tray of refrigerated meat.
02:19Mr Abbott also had this to say about what it would be like for him to win the next election.
02:24Winning an election from opposition is like climbing Mount Everest.
02:29Hmm. Presumably that's why Labor's clamping down on 457 visas to stop those Sherpas from
02:37coming in. Well, to superannuation now, and I'll be perfectly honest with you, this is
02:43a very complicated issue. So perhaps I'll leave it to an actual professional newsreader, Sky
02:47Minister's Helen Dally, to explain. One of the key agitators in Labor's leadership fiasco
02:53change, sorry, I'll just take you back on that, has actually said that he doesn't want
03:00the government to size up the super changes that it might be considering for the budget.
03:05He wants the changes not to fund, sorry, the government is thinking of the changes to fund
03:12some of the big election promises on education and disability insurance in the upcoming budget.
03:18Right. Thanks, Helen. And, you know, if I may paraphrase slightly, Labor is considering
03:23removing superannuation tax concessions for high income earners so it can fund big cost
03:28projects like education reform and the National Disability Insurance Scheme. A fair thing, blog
03:33mistress, vomitoria catchment or a plan likely to provoke an expletive which, because of our
03:37time slot, will be bleeped?
03:40The latter, Sean. This is truly f***ed. This incompetent bunch of ninnies running the
03:46ninnie state, copyright v. Catchment, have only got themselves to blame for this fiscal
03:52sinkhole we've all been swallowed into and now Swan and Wong want to get all Bonnie and
03:57Clyde on our retirement funds so they can paper over the gerry-built, economic-managed holiday
04:03shack lean-to. So, a deeply unpopular idea, you're saying?
04:08Hello? Truly, madly, deeply unpopular. And as I said before when they bleeped me, it's f***ed.
04:15You should hear what Tony has to say about it.
04:21Oh, Tony Abbott. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. You should have said. Let's have a look at
04:35what Tony Abbott has to say.
04:37You've got a Prime Minister who is mortgaging your future to secure her future and that's
04:43the last thing that we need.
04:45Hear, hear.
04:46Hang on. A Prime Minister who's mortgaging your future to secure her future? Does that make
04:50any sense?
04:51Crystal clear to moi.
04:53Tony Abbott is suggesting Julia Gillard's plan is doing something deeply unpopular.
04:58Yeah, the cuts to super. Yep.
05:01Well, surely doing something that unpopular would make your future as probably just a
05:04highly insecure.
05:06Yeah. Well, it's a class war, isn't it?
05:13A class war. Labor strategist syncopated rhythms. Are you provoked by that sort of rhetoric?
05:19I'm sick to death of this class war line, Sean. With Labor, this is what we do. We tax those
05:25who can afford it and redistribute the wealth into areas that benefit everyone. The NDIS
05:29and education reforms that Helen Daly was attempting to mention earlier is a good example.
05:34Alright. Yeah, the class war line continues to get traction for Tony Basil.
05:38Oh, right. Yeah.
05:39So maybe Labor should suddenly about face on a century plus of history, leave the fat cats
05:45to paddle up and down in their cash-filled lap pools and embark on a brilliant new policy
05:49of screwing over lower income earners. Maybe a war on another class would shut Abbott up.
05:53Well, haven't you already started on that strategy with your $60 a week cut to single parents
05:57payments?
05:59Wouldn't call that a class war, Sean.
06:02What would you call it?
06:03Well, it's more of a tiff.
06:07Yep, yep, more of a tiff. And later in the program, I speak more about class warfare to
06:12Labor entity John Smith. Some of these characters' names.
06:17But it's not class warfare to tax the mining sector to pay for a national disability insurance
06:22scheme.
06:23What is it then?
06:24It's egalitarianism. We're not interested in class warfare, you plum in the mouth,
06:28Audi driving private school tosspot.
06:33Still on the subject of making yourself feel better by marginalising others and dark shadow
06:37immigration minister Scott Morrison has announced that should the Liberal Party win the impending
06:42election, they will stop the boats.
06:44But he's been a bit coy as to how, hasn't he, Liberal Party strategist Callista Spurntable?
06:51We're not being coy, Sean.
06:54We'll be utilising the services of the Navy and Customs and Border Protection.
06:58But as to exactly what we'll be doing, well, that's for us to know and for you to find out.
07:04Does it involve getting the Navy to turn the boats around?
07:08Towing them back out into international waters?
07:12Sean, that's an operational matter. Revealing anything at this stage would, as I say, give
07:18the people smugglers a heads up.
07:20Okay, well, can you articulate any aspect of your policy regarding asylum seekers without
07:25giving people smugglers a heads up?
07:29What I can say is, we'll stop the boats.
07:34That's the message we want people to take with them to the polls come September 14.
07:39More than 600 asylum seeker boats have arrived since Labor took office in April 2007, with
07:4454 arriving just this year.
07:46And Julian Gillard is practically welcoming them with open arms, saying,
07:50there's no Navy to turn your boats around.
07:52No border protection to send you back.
07:54So until September, if you want to keep coming, be our guest.
07:58Alright.
08:00Callista, sperm table there, not giving people smugglers the heads up.
08:04Vice Rear Cabin Boy Bobo Gargle, can you tell me anything
08:09of these secret discussions you've had with Mr Morrison?
08:12Well, are we being observed at the moment?
08:15Well, My Kitchen Rules is back on, so probably not.
08:18Well, in that case, Sean, I can tell you that our plan is not to turn the boats around
08:23before they reach Christmas Island and tow them out into the Indonesian waters.
08:27Instead, we intend to allow the boat arrivals to arrive on Christmas Island and then tow Christmas
08:33Island out into Indonesian waters.
08:35As you can see from this diagram that I've already prepared, Christmas Island is situated
08:40on a tectonic plate, which, with enough explosives, could be loosened.
08:44Several aircraft carriers will then pull the plate onto the Indonesian one, to which it
08:51was geologically attached millions of years ago as part of the supercontinent Pangaea.
08:55Right.
08:56So, I think history is on our side here.
08:58Would the Navy have sufficient explosives for this operation?
09:02Well, sadly, no.
09:03The Navy traditionally only has enough firepower to blow up its own decommissioned frigates.
09:08Wow.
09:09That impresses the gullible and lets people think we're a viable part of the Defence Force,
09:14instead of some laughable anachronism that China could vaporise in a heartbeat with just
09:18one of its many DF-41 supermissiles.
09:20All right.
09:21So, how do you intend, then, to loosen Christmas Island from the ocean floor?
09:24Well, the Libs think they can get the mining industry to do it.
09:26Right, Callista?
09:28In return for even more tax concessions, BHP, Rio Tinto, Suncor and Extrata will provide
09:37munitions, equipment and intel.
09:38All right.
09:39Now, what about the workers?
09:40Oh, that's the beauty of the plan, Sean.
09:43Low-paid foreign workers are already conveniently on the very island that they're going to be
09:50detaching from the Earth's surface.
09:51I see.
09:52It's an island in, island out arrangement.
09:53All right, then.
09:54And what happens if making Christmas Island Indonesian doesn't work?
09:57How would you fulfil the Liberal Party mantra and stop the boats?
10:01Well, in that case, Sean, we'd have no option but to revert to Plan B and RELEASE
10:07the Kraken!
10:20Is this Tractor Monkeys?
10:21Uh, no.
10:22That's the next studio.
10:24Still to come!
10:27Organisers of Stahl Gift concerned over quality of this year's field.
10:32And Kim Jong-un voted Boy Most Likely 2 in class of 2013.
10:41Welcome back.
10:42In a futile effort to avoid being accused of being partisan, the ABC would like us now to
10:46run a new segment called, actually, it doesn't need a special time, does it?
10:50There are too many unnecessary graphics in this show, I really do find it quite annoying.
11:02Anyway, we thought that over the coming weeks we'd give equal time to not only the major parties
11:11but the minor ones as well.
11:12Our chief political reporter, Stoney Killaroy, travelled to outback Queensland last week,
11:16so in her place, doing the report, journalism student Ejackle and Squat.
11:24Greg Bobble works at a small, unpopular real estate company in mid-western Queensland's
11:29federal seat of Cowhera.
11:32The seat is currently held by the Nationals.
11:35Greg, a candidate for the Greens, needs a swing of 67% to win.
11:41It must be difficult committing all that money to a campaign you have such a small chance of winning.
11:46Oh, what money?
11:48Oh, for posters, pamphlets, how to vote cards.
11:51Oh, I'm not doing any of that shit, no.
11:53A few hundred pootsy pamphlets isn't going to give me a 67% swing, you know?
11:58Well, how will people know then that you're even running for the Greens?
12:01Oh, I'll tell them if I run into them at the pub or something, you know?
12:07This leaves door-knocking as the principal means by which Greg can spread the Greens' message.
12:18Get off the property, you tree-hugging hippie bastard!
12:22You're a funny dickhead, Joe!
12:24So, have you been getting this sort of negative reaction at your community consultation sessions?
12:29Oh, that shit's too hard to organise, you know?
12:34Hiring seats and...
12:37You get awkward questions sometimes.
12:39So, it's the local airways that loom as Greg's best chance to get his message to as wide a group as possible.
12:45And, Jeannie, what's your first question for Greg, please?
12:48Greg, if you were elected, what would you do for the people of Cowhera that the sitting member doesn't already do?
12:53Look, this is why I don't normally take questions. I don't know.
12:58It would probably be pretty similar, I suppose.
13:00I just wanted to give people an alternative, you know?
13:03What, a similar alternative?
13:05Well, if your policies aren't the same as the Nationals here, you're wasting your time.
13:09Well, why bother standing at all?
13:11I like the idea of keeping the bastards honest.
13:14Yeah, that was the Australian Democrats, though.
13:16Oh, Democrats, was it?
13:21Yeah, look, I don't really follow politics that much.
13:25It shits me.
13:27I like darts.
13:28But, undeterred by his own lack of knowledge about or interest in politics, Greg continues to campaign for what he half-heartedly believes in.
13:38A Jacqueline squat, mad as hell.
13:40Oh, very good.
13:41And before...
13:43But before we go to the break, a question.
13:48Does Tony Abbott remind you a bit of John Wayne?
13:52Here's a clue.
13:53There's John Wayne walking along in his distinctive style.
13:56And there's Tony Abbott.
13:59And, by the way, the answer to last week's competition, does Christopher Pyne look like a lizard, was, of course...
14:08Was, of course, not at all.
14:10He's very handsome.
14:11And was won by Mrs. Anna Franklin of Potts Point in New South Wales.
14:15Congratulations, Anna.
14:16You'll be receiving a Drew Morfitt toe ball cover, courtesy of the ABC Shop in The Post very, very soon.
14:22We'll be back in one moment.
14:55If the coalition wins the next election,
14:57Tony Abbott says he'll abolish the school kids' bonus.
15:01Don't let him.
15:02This September 14, vote Labour.
15:06And keep the school kids' bonus,
15:08because our kids' education is our future.
15:15Written, authorised, spoken, etc.
15:19Thank you very much and welcome back.
15:21Bikies. Queensland doesn't want them.
15:23Neither does New South Wales and South Australia.
15:25And now there's a suggestion
15:26they've infiltrated the Victorian Police Force.
15:29When asked why, Chief Commissioner Ken Lay
15:30said there were three key issues.
15:32Often these issues are around criminality,
15:35often they're around naivety,
15:37and often they're around stupidity.
15:39Yes, criminality, naivety and stupidity.
15:42Coincidentally, the motto of the Victorian Police Force since 1853.
15:47Although Assistant Commissioner Emmett Dunn
15:49has recently announced they're changing that to...
15:52Cultivate, compromise and corrupt.
15:55Which I think is far more catchy.
15:57But how on earth could members of an outlawed motorcycle gang
16:00infiltrate a law enforcement agency in the first place?
16:03A question I may well put to Chico the Scum Malpaso
16:06from the Banditos.
16:11Well, I had to get a haircut for a start.
16:13Sure, yeah.
16:13Generally tidy myself up a bit, trim the mow.
16:16But on the whole, it was easier to get in.
16:19I sat the test, showed them I could use a gun if I had to.
16:22Yep.
16:22Or not have to.
16:23I know.
16:26And get rid of the tats.
16:27Yep.
16:28Powers that be, not too keen on the old spider's web.
16:30Really?
16:30How far into the force have you been able to infiltrate?
16:32Well, I've recently been promoted to Senior Sergeant
16:34and have received several orders of commendation for my work.
16:37Of course, I don't want to suggest that it's all been too easy.
16:39I have had to cut all ties with my former colleagues at the Banditos.
16:43And of course, I've also had to end all criminal activities with the club.
16:47So no drug running, crimes of violence or threatening witnesses?
16:49Not with the Banditos, no.
16:51No.
16:52Of course, this infiltration is a two-way street, isn't it, Detective Myron Saltpeter?
16:57Yeah, that's right, Sean, very much so.
17:01I went undercover about two years ago.
17:04And since then, I've befriended a great many of these motorcycle enthusiasts.
17:09I mean, that's all they are, Sean.
17:10They're just a group of like-minded guys who get together,
17:13admire each other's hogs, share a few stories
17:16and the occasional tip on the care and maintenance of various spare parts.
17:19Sure.
17:19Who gives Queensland the right to ban the Gold Coast chapter of the Finks?
17:23Well, the High Court of Australia.
17:25Yeah?
17:25And who made them judge and jury?
17:28These laws aren't about demonising motorcycle gangs, Myron.
17:31They're about investigating unexplained wealth.
17:33That's Detective Saltpeter to you, you bloody turncoat.
17:36Hey, I'm just as undercover as you are.
17:38You've gone native, Chico.
17:40You don't even know who you are anymore.
17:41Let me tell you something, mate.
17:43You go around demonising every institution in this country
17:46because of unexplained wealth
17:47and you can kiss goodbye to the bloody Commonwealth Bank,
17:49NAB, Westpac and the ANZ.
17:52Those fees and charges are perfectly legitimate-
17:55You f***ing dog!
17:55Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
18:03Why can't it be like it was in the old days
18:06when policemen and bikers were part of the same gang of like-minded friends?
18:09But it isn't bikies or the police or Greenpeace or superannuation or refugees
18:18or Julie Bishop's feet that's got my goat this week.
18:21It's this.
18:22The head of the Independent Commission Against Corruption, David Ipp, this week, heard more accusations about...
18:30Oh, come on.
18:34David...
18:34David Ipp does not look anything like the head goblin from Gringotts.
18:39Do we have a picture of Mr Ipp?
18:41Now, this week, ICAC have been hearing about the closeness of the relationship between former Labor power broker, Eddie Obeid,
18:53and you notice I didn't call him disgraced former Labor power broker, Eddie Obeid.
18:57Other news providers may use that expression.
18:59Disgraced former Labor power broker, Eddie Obeid.
19:02Disgraced power broker, Eddie Obeid.
19:04Disgraced Labor power broker, Eddie Obeid.
19:06Disgraced Labor power broker, Eddie Obeid.
19:09But I refuse to because I think that's unfair.
19:12Now, I'm not saying that I'm better than the Herald Sun, the Sydney Morning Herald,
19:16the Brisbane Times, the Australian, the Business Spectator, WA Today, ABC Online or Sky News.
19:23But clearly I am.
19:27Innocent until proven guilty is our credo here on Mad As.
19:30And for that reason, I'm not going to be making any jokes about Eddie Obeid tonight or indeed any night.
19:35It's an important principle and has nothing to do with the fact that Mr Obeid has previously sued the ABC for defamation twice.
19:42Isn't that right, part-time ABC paralegal invertebrata milk toast?
19:47Mondays, Thursdays and a half-day Friday, Sean.
19:49It's a question of integrity, isn't it?
19:51Oh, absolutely, Sean.
19:52I think it would be very allegedly wrong of us to imply in any way that the government coal tender
19:57that resulted in $30 million flowing, allegedly, into the Obeid family coffers
20:01was in any way corrupted by Mr alleged Obeid's close relationship with former Labor colleague Ian McDonald.
20:08Ian McDonald, again, probably completely innocent.
20:11But just how close was the former New South Wales Resources Minister and Labor hard man
20:15to Mr... Oh, come on, that's Adrian Edmondson from The Young Ones.
20:20We have to be fair to these people, all right?
20:24Here's what New South Wales Labor MP Luke Foley said about Ian McDonald at ICAC.
20:29He was also known as Obeid's left testicle.
20:32Does that suggest they were close invertebrata?
20:36I think had it been the right testicle, one might draw that alleged conclusion.
20:41It's not a matter of public, or indeed pubic, record that Mr Obeid is ambidextrous.
20:47Traditionally, though, the left testicle hangs slightly lower and thus further away from the body.
20:52All right.
20:52And there are other body parts, aren't there, that are closer?
20:54Isn't that right?
20:55Oh, yes.
20:56And I've prepared this alleged diagram.
20:57If Luke Foley had said that Ian McDonald was known as Obeid's penis, his mons, even his
21:04perineum, his buttocks, then I think we'd be able to draw some inference that they were
21:08close.
21:08But the fact of the matter is that you can function without these body parts.
21:12Yes, I know I can.
21:13Mmm.
21:14If Mr Foley had alleged that Mr McDonald was known as Obeid's digestive system, or his
21:20brain, or his skeleton, then it would suggest a level of closeness which might taint the
21:25tender process.
21:26I don't believe that his taint was mentioned.
21:30Allegedly.
21:30Allegedly.
21:31Thank you very much, Invertebrata.
21:33From the real world to the cyber world now, and what's been described as an online bazooka
21:38attack, the most powerful in the history of the internet, mad-ass technology guru Bonk Papillon
21:42has more in our special IT report.
21:46Thanks, Sean.
21:49Well, Geneva's volunteer junk mail blacklister Spam House has been bombarded with a massive
21:56distributed denial of service, or DDoS attack.
21:59SHIT.
22:02Um...
22:02Now, denial of service is the first stage in the five stages of grief at losing your access
22:15to the internet.
22:16Uh, the, uh, first, of course, uh, being, uh, anger at service, uh, bargaining with service,
22:24uh, depression at service, and finally, acceptance of service.
22:28Uh, now, it's thought that Dutch web host Cyberbunker, uh, is responsible.
22:36Uh, Spam House sought greater capacity from, uh, Cloudflare to spread the traffic over a
22:43greater bandwidth, uh, but, oh, shit, um, uh, uh, but, uh, digital traffic was so heavy that
22:55it overwhelmed DNS routers, causing the, uh, world wide web to slow down.
23:02Oh, shit, um...
23:04Uh, and, uh, and that slowdown has caused big problems in Australia, hasn't it, Bonk?
23:08Oh, not really, Sean, no, uh, our national broadband rollout's so far behind.
23:13That, uh, our internet speed's roughly the equivalent of dial-up anyway.
23:16All right.
23:17Well, assuming that we were like the rest of the world and had optical fibre, what would
23:21be the main fallout of this devastating digital blitzkrieg?
23:24Uh, we would have to wait slightly longer than normal to download our pornography.
23:29Not that that applies to you or me, Sean, because, uh, as with all ABC employees, we have, uh,
23:36signed compliance forms guaranteeing that we will not, uh, access that kind of inappropriate
23:41material.
23:42Yes, of course.
23:43Uh, yeah, I've got a copy of Grunt magazine and, uh, Knocked Up Mummas for Bonk Papillon.
23:51Shit.
23:53Still to come.
23:54Sports up next with Maggie Bathysphere, but first, sport with Maggie Bathysphere.
24:06And joining Maggie in the Fish Stadium commentary box this week is Tom Waterhouse.
24:10That's right, Sean, and, uh, in accordance with some of the recommendations from the Joint
24:16Select Committee, Tom is prevented from saying anything at all or even being seen while he's
24:21part of the team.
24:21And fair enough too, Maggie.
24:23The last thing I want my kids doing is tuning into Channel 9.
24:25Uh, actually, I'll just leave it there.
24:27We've got to keep the NRL pure, Sean.
24:31You want kids to enjoy the advertising, the sexism, the off-field drunkenness, as well as
24:36the intrigue of the ongoing Asada investigation.
24:40You don't want them knowing people are making money out of it as well.
24:42Yeah.
24:43Well, how about a sport unsullied by controversy, golf?
24:47A change at the top of the world rankings, I hear?
24:49Yep, uh, Tiger Woods is back at number one, Sean.
24:52Right.
24:52Now, he has an Australian Masters to his name, doesn't he?
24:55Yeah, and several American mistresses.
24:58But he's put his broken marriage and all the mistresses behind him.
25:01In fact, at his lowest point in 2011, he'd reached 58.
25:05Mistresses?
25:08Doesn't bear thinking about it, does it, Sean?
25:09No, no.
25:11Thanks a lot, Maggie.
25:12No.
25:16Oh, hell.
25:19Well, the Health Services Union has called for security guards and hospitals to carry guns.
25:24But it's not that that's got my blood boiling this week.
25:29It's that apparently this perfectly reasonable call to arms has been rejected by the AMA.
25:34I'm grateful to New South Wales HSU Assistant Secretary Andrew Lillicrap,
25:38who was on his way to a costume party this evening.
25:41But he took the time to come in and debate this issue with me tonight.
25:44But, you know, I don't even need to talk to him.
25:47I agree with him.
25:48What's wrong with guns in hospitals?
25:51If patients present to emergency, violently out of control on crystal meth,
25:55wouldn't it be an advantage to be able to shoot them where they stand,
25:58given the easy access to quality medical facilities and personnel?
26:02People say, oh, why not call the police?
26:04I say, aren't the police busy enough, as it is, without insisting they turn up to hospitals
26:08and start shooting patients?
26:10Couldn't their time be better spent investigating and arresting HSU officials
26:14like Craig Thompson and Michael Williamson, for example?
26:18Andrew Lillicrap, thank you very much for your time.
26:20Andrew Lillicrap, thank you very much for your time.
26:23Well, not coming up, because you've got to watch Tractor Monkeys
26:26and IQ that 8.30 show on Channel 10, or vice versa.
26:30Preparing for her post-election future,
26:33Julia Gillard begins construction of ornate brick sarcophagus.
26:38And you're never too old to find new love, claims Martin Ferguson.
26:45Well, before we go, a plea, if I may.
26:47We don't usually do this, but as you know,
26:48the EU bailout package for Cyprus will result
26:51in some Cypriot bank account holders losing 40% of their savings
26:55and some losing everything.
26:57Some Australians could also be hit hard by these drastic measures.
27:00One in particular.
27:02Yes, I have a bank account in Cyprus, of course,
27:04because I spend a lot of time there.
27:06Well, it's times like this
27:09that Australians show what they're made of
27:10by pitching in to help a mate in trouble.
27:13You can make your donation to the Alexander Downer
27:15Cyprus Personal Disaster Relief Appeal,
27:18care of the ABC in your capital city,
27:20or in person at any branch of any bank.
27:22Other than the one in Cyprus, obviously.
27:25Your gift of $30 can purchase
27:27a hand car wash, including vacuum.
27:30$50 can buy a leather elbow patch for a tweed jacket.
27:33$100 can buy an ivory-handled letter opener.
27:36A small donation can make a huge difference to a UN envoy's life.
27:42Goodbye.
28:12Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? It's guys like you, Mickey.
28:19Oh, what you do, Mickey, do, Mickey, don't wait for my heart, Mickey.
28:23Oh, Mickey, what I hear you don't understand, you take me by the heart and you take me by the hand.
28:30Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? It's guys like you, Mickey.
28:35Oh, what you do, Mickey, do, Mickey, don't wait for my heart, Mickey.
28:42Jive, baby.
28:51Copyright 2013.
28:53This is John Safran speaking.
28:55Thanks very much, John. Bye.
28:58God.