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Malcolm In The Middle Season 1

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00:00Wait for it, wait for it, that's great.

00:22Oh man.

00:24What's wrong, Reese?

00:25Nothing, just shut up and go to sleep, okay?

00:30It's good to be alive.

01:00You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big.

01:07Life is unfair.

01:10Hey, Dewey! Wake up! It's Monday morning!

01:20Hooray!

01:22I never thought I'd be happy about a Monday, but today's the end of two months of being grounded. Two months!

01:32What are you doing?

01:33Shut up. I have to finish my history homework.

01:36Reese, we couldn't do anything all weekend. No friends, no TV. We did absolutely nothing. And you still managed not to do your homework?

01:46Hey, the point is, we never should have been grounded in the first place.

01:51He is right. Mom went way overboard. We didn't even do anything that bad.

01:57Okay, so if we give you Dewey's bike, Circus will eat a wet dog food sandwich.

02:04Right.

02:06Sounds good?

02:07Okay then.

02:08Wait a minute. I don't want you ripping off my little brothers. You only get the bike if he eats the whole camp.

02:16I am. Done.

02:22You the man, Circus. You the man.

02:33This is worth it. Whatcha gonna tell Mom?

02:37The guy pushed him off. Took the bike. And then just ran off.

02:57How'd you know we were lying? We were brilliant.

03:01How's Mom?

03:08She's got a temperature of 104. I've never seen her this sick.

03:13It's like some sort of horrible science experiment in there.

03:17Mom's been sick with the flu all weekend.

03:20I feel more sympathetic, but two months with no TV has killed a part of me that cares.

03:25I finally figured out how Mom could tell we were lying.

03:30How?

03:32Barremones. She could smell the fear in us.

03:35Next time you lie, you have to take a shower first.

03:38Okay, boys. Look, I gotta go to work.

03:40Before I do, I wanna talk to you for a minute.

03:43Now, when I get home, I get to plug this cord back into the TV.

03:48So you boys have to behave.

03:51You're not the only ones who've suffered with no TV.

03:56For all I know, there's a new wrestling champion.

03:59So, I want you to get to school on time.

04:03And before you leave, you go in there and you tell your mother to feel better.

04:07Maybe we should just let her sleep.

04:09She's slept straight through the last 48 hours.

04:11I think it's okay to wake her up for five minutes.

04:21Mom?

04:35Mom?

04:40You're starting to look better.

04:42He's not lying. Mom kills most germs on contact.

04:46But when one does get through, it's a doozy.

04:50You kids remember.

04:52You're not seven foot out of this house today.

04:55Huh?

04:56No TV. No friends.

04:59Till tomorrow.

05:00But, Mom...

05:01This is the last Sunday of your punishment.

05:04But...

05:07Okay, Mom. We got it. We're still grounded.

05:10What are you doing?

05:12Mom slept all weekend. She still thinks it's Sunday.

05:16You know what this means?

05:19No.

05:21We can pretend today's Sunday and stay home from school.

05:24Oh, I'm in.

05:26Okay, Mom.

05:28We're just gonna go continue our punishment.

05:30And we're definitely not going to school.

05:32Shut up.

05:33No.

05:35It's not a good job.

05:36Oh, it's not a good job.

05:37No.

05:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:39Yo!

05:40It's not a good job.

05:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:43You know, we've been a little hot number.

05:45Some would be hot to free.

05:46I don't want to be hot to free.

05:48Uh...

05:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:51If you hear that rhythm, you'll be out of control.

05:54You know, we've been a little hot number.

05:56Some would be hot to break.

05:58Oh, no!

06:00Oh...

06:01After all, no!

06:02beautiful huh just came in this week just looking i'm just please take your time take your time

06:14enjoy yourself wow i love this car yeah oh i see you've added four ponies from last year

06:24we also put in the new skid control system oh hey you know the new brochures just came in i

06:30could show you one if you want no i i should get to work sir can i ask is your job really so

06:41important that you can't allow yourself five minutes of pleasure i have no response to that

06:50no wait we can't someone will see us we're supposed to be in school

07:03okay we'll stay inside and watch to eat dang just give me some time to think

07:12come on already think of something i'm trying all i've got are all the reasons it was a stupid

07:38idea in the first place even if we manage to keep mom fooled we're screwed as soon as dad gets home

07:44it basically means we're gonna sit here bored out of our minds for eight hours and wait for mom to

07:50top our last punishment how could you be so stupid i could have done that myself

07:56get it before mom wakes up

07:59hello look mom it's all a pack of lies i had nothing to do with it

08:07seriously i was nowhere near that it's francis let me talk come on let me talk please what are you

08:12guys doing home mom's sick she thinks it's sunday we kind of went with it cool

08:18oh dude i need you to do me a giant favor go check the mail

08:23okay there should be a letter there from southern alabama state yeah it's here

08:30why did you apply there no there's probably no point me ever trying to i kind of

08:36drove a backhoe into their swimming pool oh man did they have to drain the pool

08:42no if you put a 10 foot crack in them they pretty much drain themselves

08:45they did have to drain the gym though

08:47oh but i have a plan i want you to take the letter

08:51and hide it okay and then what then hopefully i'll come up with a good idea later

08:58that's all i got so far yeah we're kind of in the same boat

09:03we're stuck in the house with nothing to do you guys should go down in the arcade on hillcrest

09:07the manager there has a pretty enlightened outlook about a kid's right to choose his own school hours

09:12we don't have any money though all right you guys are doing me a favor so i'm gonna let you

09:16in on a little secret mom keeps some money in the top left drawer of her dresser

09:22and she won't notice if you only take between five and seven dollars

09:27what are you boys doing looking for your money

09:40it's not there i moved it to the back of the closet

09:45where'd she hide your christmas presents no i moved those to the attic

09:53um mom where'd you hide the football i broke the window with

10:04in the garage and when you made chipped beef on toast last week was that really beef

10:11who knows it was 39 cents a pound

10:15did grandpa really punch jimmy carter in the face

10:21no he just threw a rock at the motorcade and ran off

10:26did you really give my red blanket to the poor kids

10:29no your father used it to clean the barbecue

10:34i was really adopted wasn't i oh you're ours and we love you

10:42damn

10:43so um i don't know

10:50what's your favorite color for the third time green

10:56let's just go wait i got a good one

11:03how'd you know dewey's bike wasn't really stolen

11:07that is a good one

11:09francis told me

11:13i can't believe it francis ratted on us to mom

11:28no he wouldn't do that you did it

11:32shut up he sold us out francis is dead to us now

11:36wait a minute that makes me the oldest brother

11:41guys seriously if you have any problems you can come to me

11:46dewey give me some iced tea

11:48no

11:48we should just give this to mom and let him fry

11:53right

11:54no wait it's francis we can't just take mom's word for it

11:59hey malcolm everything okay

12:02um francis we were just wondering

12:07mom said

12:09oh you ratted on us about dewey's bike

12:12but she's probably just mixed up right

12:16because you're a big brother and you wouldn't do something like that

12:20francis

12:23you don't know what kind of pressure i was under

12:25you butt wipe how could you

12:27well did he do it

12:29i can't believe you

12:30you're a big brother

12:32you're supposed to protect us not betray us

12:35he did it didn't he

12:36malcolm just let me explain

12:38and then you actually have the nerve to ask us to risk our butts for you

12:42maybe we should just give the letter to mom

12:45no you can't do that

12:47yeah why not

12:48because if you give the letter to mom she'll know it's not sunday

12:53i'll just tell her it came special delivery

12:56yeah well she won't believe it because she would have to sign for it

13:01i can forge her signature

13:03but then she'll know you can forge her signature

13:06which won't matter at all

13:07because she'll be so mad at you

13:09she won't even think about me for a few days

13:12and even if she does

13:13i'll just tell her i didn't want to disturb her

13:15so in addition to you getting nailed

13:17i'll get points for being sympathetic

13:19put reese on the phone

13:22you know how

13:25owning a porsche is not just for the wealthy anymore

13:29my life mate and i we both drive them

13:31really

13:32oh she's a very lucky lady

13:35oh blonde

13:39this is going to sound cliched

13:44yeah but what can i do to put you in that car today

13:47you can give me ninety thousand dollars

13:49that's funny

13:55seriously we have all kinds of financial plans available

14:00why don't we take it for our test drive

14:02and uh i i don't know

14:04i would have to call work and

14:08there's a phone

14:11in the car

14:14so do you give mom the letter now

14:17or wait till dad gets home and give them both barrels

14:20now do it now

14:23we're not giving mom the letter

14:24of course we are

14:26we have to

14:27he's a traitor

14:28he has to pay

14:29he must suffer

14:30we can't give mom the letter

14:32she'd kill him

14:33but we can make him think we're giving her the letter

14:37we can make him think we're scuzzy dirty backstabbers just like he is

14:42oh okay

14:43hello

14:48hey it's me

14:49well if it isn't the snitch hi snitch come on malcolm let's just end this before it gets out of control

14:57well i know how you guys feel

14:59you do huh how do we feel

15:02well

15:03well bad

15:05no the words that come to my mind are revenge payback on the loop

15:12malcolm you're not going to give mom the letter

15:15i don't think you're in any position to call the shots

15:18no but richie should be right about now

15:21richie

15:22that was the best 12 minutes of my life

15:30well i'm glad to hear that hal

15:33you know there are a couple of people i'd like you to meet

15:36okay listen up

15:45my mom's in her bedroom so you gotta keep it down

15:47and remember don't hurt my brothers

15:51circus

15:53it's okay it was ugly man just get the letter and don't let malcolm out of your sight he's too smart

16:01uh oh

16:03uh oh

16:04what do you mean uh oh what did he do

16:06he's out of breath

16:07damn it

16:09he hid the letter

16:10okay kid you've got three seconds to tell me or i'm gonna pound you with

16:15richie

16:16which part of no hurting my brothers didn't you understand

16:20i gotta tell you man you're not allowing me a single creative thought here

16:24where'd you put it

16:27in the vcr

16:28i know

16:29if we set fire to the house

16:31malcolm will go right for the letter

16:33why would he go right for the letter

16:35well maybe we should just set fire to the house and find out

16:39put justin on the phone

16:41you the man francis you the man

16:43put richie back on the phone

16:46hey

16:47you can tear up the house if you want

16:48with my mom here and explain it to her

16:51or you can quit and slink away

16:53like the monosyllabic mouth breathers you are

16:56what do you say

16:57he said a lot of things

17:00but the gist of it is we gotta tear up the house

17:03no you can't do that

17:04just

17:05wait a minute i have an idea

17:08look at reese what's he doing

17:10he's just sitting there

17:12no look at his eyes what are his eyes doing

17:15they're looking back at me

17:16okay just keep looking at him

17:18he's looking at the vcr

17:29he's looking at the vcr

17:43no i was looking at the

17:45the other thing

17:46bingo we caught it

17:50you're the man richie

17:54who wants a latte

17:57i'm really sorry you guys

18:05for what

18:07you were perfect

18:09you did exactly what i thought you'd do

18:11what are you talking about

18:13they have a fake letter

18:15i knew francis wouldn't leave us alone

18:17without getting something

18:18and i knew you'd give it away

18:20i knew exactly what everyone would do

18:23so where's the rear letter

18:25i had to think of the one place

18:27they'd never think of looking

18:29i had to give it to the one person

18:31they never think i'd give it to

18:32i did the most brilliant thing of all

18:35i gave it to dewey

18:37and i hid it under mom's pillow

18:39you what

18:41i'm gonna kill him

18:53i'm gonna kill him

18:55i am going to kill him

18:58this is all a dream

19:04shut up lees

19:06mom stop it

19:07you're sick

19:08i'm too mad to be sick

19:09you know he has finally done it this time

19:12where is that brochure

19:13for the work firm in arizona

19:15he thinks military school is tough

19:19just wait

19:21wait

19:24wait

19:26wait

19:28hey malcolm

19:36hi francis

19:38look

19:39i'm sorry about all this

19:40i shouldn't have sent those guys over

19:42it was stupid

19:43you know francis

19:45we never actually intended to show the letter to mom

19:48we just wanted to scare you

19:50yeah i know

19:51you guys would never do that to me

19:53but

19:54if she did see the letter

19:55you know it was just an accident

19:57right

19:57yeah but richie has the letter

20:00please tell me richie has the letter

20:04richie

20:05has coupons

20:07mom has the letter

20:09well like i said it was just an accident

20:13i swear

20:14so

20:15the thing you've been threatening to do all day

20:18but had

20:18no intention of doing

20:20anything you did but didn't mean to

20:21you did but didn't mean to

20:22yeah

20:22you can yell at us now

20:25no i guess i deserve it

20:29i shouldn't have brought it on you guys

20:32mom was just really pressuring me about coming home and i fooled

20:38coming home

20:39she said if i wanted to come home for this summer i had to tell her about the bike

20:43but

20:45that's just a lame excuse

20:48i'm sorry

20:50actually

20:57that was a pretty good excuse

20:59wow you have made a great deal here hal

21:06now you just uh sign right there and she's all yours

21:10yeah you know i i've been thinking

21:13i think maybe i got a little over excited

21:16oh that's just the jitters

21:19they'll be long gone when you're roaring home in your brand new porsche

21:23just sign

21:24no i think maybe we should do this another time because i i'm not feeling very well and

21:29my wife has the flu

21:31i'll tell you what

21:32let's throw in the new chrome turbo wheels and free car washes for a year just sign

21:38i can't

21:40what the hell

21:42you put your initials by this number

21:48sorry

21:50maybe some other time

21:53al

21:56will you do me one favor

21:58uh one favor now i want you just to

22:00stick your head in the car one last time okay i want you to smell the leather

22:05take another look at that console and tell me

22:09you don't want this car

22:11go ahead do it

22:12come on

22:15so what do you say

22:20i told you i was sick

22:25oh my god

22:38you guys we can save francis

22:41what

22:42think about it

22:43every time mom gets mad

22:45she forgets about everything else in the world except for the things she's mad at

22:49that focus is the key to her power

22:51so

22:52so mom won't care so much about sending francis to a work farm if she's busy being mad at someone else

22:58like at us

22:59we can do that

23:01yeah

23:01you don't understand

23:03we're gonna have to get in real trouble

23:05more trouble than we've ever been in in our entire lives

23:09and we can't make it look like we're doing it on purpose

23:12i just want you guys to know what you're in for

23:15we owe it to him

23:22okay we got dad's skating trophy mom and dad's wedding portrait mom's favorite lamb

23:32no dewey

23:34no dewey

23:35it's stuff they like not you

23:37oh

23:38good

23:39paint

23:42yeah

23:43that way we not only destroy this stuff

23:46we take out the driveway

23:47splash on the house

23:49and with any luck

23:50get some collateral damage to the neighbors

23:53what a waste

23:55for any other reason

23:57this would have been the funnest thing ever

24:00okay guys

24:03have the last candy bars of your childhood

24:07hey

24:17time to wake up

24:18hey

24:19time to wake up

24:21hey

24:22time to wake up

24:24hey

24:25time to wake up

24:27hey

24:28time to wake up

24:29hey

24:30time to wake up

24:31hey

24:32time to wake up

24:33hey

24:34time to wake up

24:35hey

24:36time to wake up

24:37hey

24:38time to wake up

24:39hey

24:40okay here she comes

24:41now remember this is supposed to be fun

24:44Down, down, down you go

24:53No way to stop

24:57As you fall, hear me call

25:02No, no, no

25:07Walking the view, cupping face to the window

25:12In darkness, you make out a spiraling shape

25:16Putting all reason aside, you exchange what you've got

25:22For a thing that's hypnotic and strange

25:26The spiraling shape will make you go insane

25:32Well, I guess it's mission accomplished

25:39I don't think Mom even remembers she has a son named Francis

25:43Boys?

25:48Just come down

25:49We're not coming down until you tell us what you're going to do

25:53I'm not going to tell you what I'm going to do until you come down

25:57Why don't you just tell us?

26:01Why don't you just come down?

26:04Tell us

26:04Come down

26:06Just tell us

26:07Come down

26:08But if you tell us, we'll come down

26:11We'll be right back

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