Stood Up on Dates

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to listeners about times they were stood up on dates or when they might have left people hanging themselves.

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00:00according to a new survey 69 percent of people say they've never stood anyone up on a date

00:1014 percent have done it once and seven percent have done it many times anyone in this room

00:17stood someone up on a date no i never have no i mean someone wanted to date me yeah nope

00:24i'll be there six minutes early i wonder if it happens more though in today's day and age

00:34meaning that you know because it's hookups not dates right it's hookups and that's you're like

00:38at the second you're like i don't know her picture looked funky i'm not sure yeah i think also now

00:43generally you have an idea of what you're getting into yeah uh spoon has a comment here spoon you're

00:48on with dave and chuck the freak you ever stood someone up on a date i need to blow my lord

00:53i need to blow my loop yes hey no man it wasn't me but listen it's a co-worker and oh my god he

01:00he drove he rented a car he drove from detroit to lansing to pick this girl up he wanted to bring

01:07her down and show her off to all these all his friends he drove all the way up there she never

01:13opened the door oh no no that sucks no and he's been calling and texting oh and when he told me

01:21about it which was just yesterday which is funny that you guys are bringing this up

01:24you could hear the sorrow in his voice like you know what i remember i was telling you

01:29oh girl was really into me and she just stood me up i ain't heard from her i was like

01:34spoon he was probably catfished it's probably a dude or something oh no james used to do this

01:39listen he got wide like childbearing hips he's a funny looking guy

01:45so she got a gander she got a gander and just uh locked the door i've never heard that said about

01:55a man he's got a lot of childbearing hips she's probably seen him walking up the walkway or

02:02something like oh hell no

02:04oh god but hey but the bad part is he said he's been calling and texting they talk every day

02:15she won't respond to nothing then he goes man did not see the bitch posting on facebook i know

02:21she's still alive i'm like oh yes oh that poor guy oh that's terrible she just got a gander of his

02:30hips yeah his hips that was it that was all she wrote all right thanks for calling in spoon you

02:37have a good day i know she's still alive those wide man bearing hips childbearing hips god that's

02:45crazy so she probably had no idea like maybe he did the same kind of angles well that's probably

02:49he was all you know upper torso yeah yeah he's hiding his hips um chris good morning

02:55how you doing we're doing okay man what's your comment so i was on this app years ago and i ended

03:06up meeting up uh meeting some chick uh you know she's nice everything like that she had a nice body

03:11and everything on the picture so i decided to meet up with her in person it was around summertime

03:15she had a winter coat so as i'm walking up to her i kind of find that strange she had her right arm

03:21in her coat pocket so when i got up to her um i tried to like give her a hug when she pulled that

03:28arm out it was like the last thing she tried to do was like point to herself and like time froze

03:33the arm was like stuck like facing her so i told her i was like hey listen i'm gonna grab something to

03:38drink real quick you want something to drink she's like yeah give me your water i i bet i

03:44last thing she told me oh you just chatted she had a she had a crooked

03:50she had a crook arm like a frozen in time arm don't hide it in your winter coat like i'm so

03:58suspicious what are you it's a summer day you're wearing a winter coat and one arm tucked in

04:02it is weird oh what's going on over there everything okay under that what's going on

04:07under your winter coat what's the status with that arm just a heads up my arm is crook

04:12and pointing at me and it doesn't move that's bad it is bad but what are you supposed to say are

04:21you supposed to just put it out there just put it out there right you should you just gotta put it

04:25out there right out of the gate what do you say so i i contact you and in the first you're like

04:30look it's summertime and i wear a winter coat because my arm is stuck oh man i'm busy tonight

04:37i mean it's just i thought we had something oh

04:43uh jenny's with us hey jenny good morning how are you some dudes hey good morning how are you

04:50doing okay we're talking about uh people being stood up on dates

04:54right so i wasn't stood up um i kind of wish i was though so i was set up on a double date with

05:03my friend and her boyfriend they were setting me up with the boyfriend's friend and my date was up to

05:09my boob and i just like and and the fact that he looked like my little cousin at that i just i i was

05:18freaking out my friends had a look on my face and i'm like yeah uh she gave you no heads up

05:25that's a bad friend that's a bad friend but like she gave you no heads up like this guy's up to your

05:30boobs and she met him she knew him he knew him that's my i'm going to kill you in your sleep

05:38i just bared through it i drank a lot

05:40and um i figured he would be freaked out freaked out too but like near the end he texted me from

05:48when he went to the restroom and told me to meet him over there oh what a ball

05:52little leprechaun yeah he is yeah he is well you haven't left yet yeah i don't know i'm under

06:00the table i guess you like that sort of thing i don't know all right thanks jenny meet me in the ball pit

06:06meet me under the table yeah i'll be standing up straight yeah i'm standing under here i'll be

06:14hiding here in a roller skate yeah i'm like inside the roller skate yeah i'm in the shoe

06:18i live in a shoe home jackass friend that does that to you though right that's that way come on my

06:26home's an army boot yeah

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