Dirty Talk Gone Wrong

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share their stories about times when dirty talk went wrong.

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00:00what's the worst thing someone said to you during dirty talk uh there is a clip from the movie

00:15wanderlust and it's a paul rudd's character kind of giving himself a pep talk in the mirror

00:21and then it just kind of cuts to him in the bedroom talking dirty before they're about

00:26to get it on for an example of dirty talk gone wrong how about my exquisite erection huh eva

00:31what do you think you like my exquisite exquisite erection hmm do you like my erection selection

00:38what do you think eva yeah you gonna take it magically delicious you're gonna be my lucky

00:47charm just don't talk let's just give a big old bremen bowl full of on on your boobs george um

00:56i'm gonna lick it

00:58slap you in the eye uh you know some of those lines made me think

01:07of dave like maybe you would probably the lucky charms and the magically delicious

01:12you want my green clover

01:15uh-huh you want my chalet that's nice that's where you think of me oh yeah come on now

01:23oh my gosh and big orange

01:24and you're fine here's my shillelagh i'm gonna give you i'll give you a pot of gold

01:31how are you kiss these blarney stones no i don't become a leprechaun i don't go back to my irish roots

01:39yes you do no don't be ridiculous i may say i'm gonna lick those titties um so rachel she's waiting

01:46here on the rip lines rachel what is the worst thing someone said to you during dirty talk

01:50penis penis penis the worst the worst thing was after the deed if we were cuddling in bed

01:58and he said to me i'm rather small so he said um you're so cute i just want to cuddle with you

02:05all day i'm going to cut your arm off and cuddle with it until it decomposes and then i'll use your

02:11other arm oh boy jesus how many people has he killed how many people has he killed rachel

02:17no no nutty talk yeah my god you are insane what an idiot oh i'm gonna cut your arm off

02:26you don't talk around me but not just that decomposing like don't talk about my body parts

02:31decomposing at all yeah that's a turn off right oh hello lisa right i just wanted to let you know

02:39i find you very cute i'd love to chop off your arm take it in my basement play with it have some tea

02:50and then when it finally decomposes to nothing come back up and chop your other arm off i'll have a

02:59thumb wall with it when a rig a mortar sets in look i win again

03:03super creepy oh so super creepy yeah i saved all your fingers

03:12i want to cuddle with them yes individually one by one

03:17you'll never guess where i saved them we'll never guess where this little piggy went

03:22i have your toes this guy korean girl mid-sex

03:28deeper me

03:29oh deeper me

03:30listen guys

03:35there's probably

03:37there's probably no funnier thing

03:41than an asian

03:45mistranslating english talking dirty

03:49deeper me

03:51let's hope she's not yelling that burn burn burn

04:00oh yeah you don't know that's a sign you know the doctor

04:04burn burn burn why don't you just say burn burn burn

04:07i'll be so very cool

04:09deeper me

04:11deeper me

04:14oh god

04:16to be let down also by another culture

04:19when she has to

04:20deeper me

04:21i can't deeper you

04:22that's as deeper as it goes

04:24no deeper

04:27can no deeper

04:29deeper me

04:31i know can deeper you

04:33i literally would watch just two asian people have sex trying to speak english to each other

04:40yes they have to they have to english dirty talk

04:42yeah i would just watch that

04:43what a great idea

04:44i'd just watch it all day

04:45you

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