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Basic Instinct Chuck
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about times when denying someone sex led to a fight, or worse.
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quickly here on the Dave and Chuck lines has a woman fought you when you turn down sex who
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has a woman fought you when you turn down sex with her one eight five five nine five four six
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nine six nine toll free one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine or text four six nine
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six nine hi Jimmy good morning man how are you hey good morning how you doing yeah I had a ex
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co-worker uh tried to get me fired uh I knew she liked me and uh she had you know told me and we
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we went out I'm not gonna say we went out we went out on lunch break a couple of times you know just
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get something to eat and I knew she was touched in the head so that's why that's why I didn't I
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didn't want to do anything with her but uh yeah man she tried to give me five man because I wouldn't
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I wouldn't sleep with her but she was touched man she had told me some things she had done to some
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other guys oh yeah that when she get mad at him and I wasn't gonna put myself in that type of
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situation yeah you know she had told me about a guy that she he got mad at him for something I can't
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remember but anyway what she did she went by his house uh uh put his water hose in his window and
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tucked it on while he was out of town and left the water running in his house man oh she's great you're
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right she was touched I love that term yeah so uh so so so I didn't need that in my life
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no no one does no one does yeah no one does Jimmy the player thanks for calling in you have a good
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day all the ladies at work want Jimmy all the ladies want Jimmy they do I'm making out with this
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one this one over here is touched I'm not gonna talk to her what about this baby uh you know the
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thing is at least he got the heads up yeah you know what I mean like he knew he they went out
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as friends a couple times and she opened her mouth a little bit too much like the other one time I just
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filled a guy's house like a pool right that must be an old thing because my dad says that all the time
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oh she's touched in the head really she's touched in the head I've never heard it I've never heard it
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no she's touched touched in the head touched by what as if god himself has touched her brain oh wow
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I not necessarily fought but I kept refusing this bigger girl kept saying no to her you better say
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no she finally just grabbed it out of my pants and started giving me a billy joel hey what are you
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oh my god gotcha I'm not allowed you're quite skilled the legends are true we have to learn a few
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things tricks of the trade let me show you something bebop taught me that one he says I did just stop
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resisting at that point yeah wow guys are funny some tricks up her giant sleeves she just knew she
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was like just all I need to do is get my aunt vonna take him to place well I mean that no means no
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madam yeah come on now this guy said this happened to me back in 98 we were at some uh larger lady
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rich girl house so like bebop and rocksteady come into money we're living large we made it
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cocaine balls in the corner right by the caviar go ahead boys have that that caviar so we're at
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this uh this overweight rich girl house party I keep denying one of the girls all night when I
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finally passed out in one of her rooms she pulled some basic instinct crap on me I woke up tied to the
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bed and she was pressing her bits against my face oh I thought she was basic instinct I thought she
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was like in a chair in the room oh she's like oh no that was the first thing he saw when he
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woke up miss bebop oh close your legs bebop close the legs miss bebop we'd like to ask you some
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questions oh no oh god oh god oh jesus i don't know what's worse chuck doing it or bebop doing it i'm not
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sure i don't know probably bebop he may really flash us he's not wearing the most ideal shorts for this
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no no his mesh shorts i can't see this thankfully the computer screens in my way come over here you'll see
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everything you need miss bebop we have some questions for you regarding the murder of this person
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really oh jesus what happened so cavernous oh no close your legs it's like looking into deep space
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what do you guys think
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i quit you're free to go miss bebop you're free to go and do you know if you meant basic instinct or if you
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actually meant like misery is that the one where um yeah probably more misery it was probably more
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misery so anyway he's tied to the bed her bits are in his face he's like so i just finished my
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vegetables like a good boy oh god i thought you could stab me well you're meant for each other
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because nobody should say that nobody should say that nobody should say finish your vegetables
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like a good boy no no no no no no i don't ever want to equate that to vegetables no okay hold on
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hold on can you imagine some woman saying finish your vegetables like a good boy oh jeez what do you
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got in there asparagus turnips chip to believe a chip to believe a chip to believe warm lettuce
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you finish your vegetables oh it's like a caesar salad it's like a caesar salad
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oh no croutons anchovies bacon bits bacon bits oh don't say that don't say that don't do that
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i mean if you're tied up and someone's on you i mean i don't i guess you only have a couple choices
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though yeah the lessons learned don't go to a uh a bigger lady rich girl house partner
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certainly not welcome to my scarface villa say hello to my little friend it's on your face
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look at the bad guy
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