Basic Instinct Chuck

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share stories about times when denying someone sex led to a fight, or worse.

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00:00quickly here on the Dave and Chuck lines has a woman fought you when you turn down sex who

00:09has a woman fought you when you turn down sex with her one eight five five nine five four six

00:14nine six nine toll free one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine or text four six nine

00:21six nine hi Jimmy good morning man how are you hey good morning how you doing yeah I had a ex

00:27co-worker uh tried to get me fired uh I knew she liked me and uh she had you know told me and we

00:34we went out I'm not gonna say we went out we went out on lunch break a couple of times you know just

00:38get something to eat and I knew she was touched in the head so that's why that's why I didn't I

00:46didn't want to do anything with her but uh yeah man she tried to give me five man because I wouldn't

00:50I wouldn't sleep with her but she was touched man she had told me some things she had done to some

00:53other guys oh yeah that when she get mad at him and I wasn't gonna put myself in that type of

00:58situation yeah you know she had told me about a guy that she he got mad at him for something I can't

01:04remember but anyway what she did she went by his house uh uh put his water hose in his window and

01:10tucked it on while he was out of town and left the water running in his house man oh she's great you're

01:15right she was touched I love that term yeah so uh so so so I didn't need that in my life

01:22no no one does no one does yeah no one does Jimmy the player thanks for calling in you have a good

01:27day all the ladies at work want Jimmy all the ladies want Jimmy they do I'm making out with this

01:32one this one over here is touched I'm not gonna talk to her what about this baby uh you know the

01:36thing is at least he got the heads up yeah you know what I mean like he knew he they went out

01:45as friends a couple times and she opened her mouth a little bit too much like the other one time I just

01:50filled a guy's house like a pool right that must be an old thing because my dad says that all the time

01:54oh she's touched in the head really she's touched in the head I've never heard it I've never heard it

01:59no she's touched touched in the head touched by what as if god himself has touched her brain oh wow

02:07I not necessarily fought but I kept refusing this bigger girl kept saying no to her you better say

02:17no she finally just grabbed it out of my pants and started giving me a billy joel hey what are you

02:22oh my god gotcha I'm not allowed you're quite skilled the legends are true we have to learn a few

02:35things tricks of the trade let me show you something bebop taught me that one he says I did just stop

02:46resisting at that point yeah wow guys are funny some tricks up her giant sleeves she just knew she

02:55was like just all I need to do is get my aunt vonna take him to place well I mean that no means no

03:02madam yeah come on now this guy said this happened to me back in 98 we were at some uh larger lady

03:09rich girl house so like bebop and rocksteady come into money we're living large we made it

03:16cocaine balls in the corner right by the caviar go ahead boys have that that caviar so we're at

03:24this uh this overweight rich girl house party I keep denying one of the girls all night when I

03:32finally passed out in one of her rooms she pulled some basic instinct crap on me I woke up tied to the

03:39bed and she was pressing her bits against my face oh I thought she was basic instinct I thought she

03:46was like in a chair in the room oh she's like oh no that was the first thing he saw when he

03:54woke up miss bebop oh close your legs bebop close the legs miss bebop we'd like to ask you some

04:00questions oh no oh god oh god oh jesus i don't know what's worse chuck doing it or bebop doing it i'm not

04:10sure i don't know probably bebop he may really flash us he's not wearing the most ideal shorts for this

04:17no no his mesh shorts i can't see this thankfully the computer screens in my way come over here you'll see

04:24everything you need miss bebop we have some questions for you regarding the murder of this person

04:29really oh jesus what happened so cavernous oh no close your legs it's like looking into deep space

04:40what do you guys think

04:41i quit you're free to go miss bebop you're free to go and do you know if you meant basic instinct or if you

04:51actually meant like misery is that the one where um yeah probably more misery it was probably more

04:56misery so anyway he's tied to the bed her bits are in his face he's like so i just finished my

05:01vegetables like a good boy oh god i thought you could stab me well you're meant for each other

05:05because nobody should say that nobody should say that nobody should say finish your vegetables

05:11like a good boy no no no no no no i don't ever want to equate that to vegetables no okay hold on

05:20hold on can you imagine some woman saying finish your vegetables like a good boy oh jeez what do you

05:25got in there asparagus turnips chip to believe a chip to believe a chip to believe warm lettuce

05:33you finish your vegetables oh it's like a caesar salad it's like a caesar salad

05:38oh no croutons anchovies bacon bits bacon bits oh don't say that don't say that don't do that

05:51i mean if you're tied up and someone's on you i mean i don't i guess you only have a couple choices

05:56though yeah the lessons learned don't go to a uh a bigger lady rich girl house partner

06:03certainly not welcome to my scarface villa say hello to my little friend it's on your face

06:10look at the bad guy

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