Poop Walk

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a list of things that might be making people gassy and find out Chuck has had some close calls due to late night walks.

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00:00there are five weird things that might be making you gassy

00:09wearing really tight jeans all my jeans are super

00:14it can prevent stuff from moving through your digestive tract the way it should

00:20dude that's i feel it i can like if i have normal pants on i just i'm so uncomfortable

00:25in like the in your bubble guts area yeah it's just like oh god i can't wait to get out of pants

00:31that build that makes you gassier yeah eating a lot of carbs sure they contain fructose lactose

00:38insoluble fiber and starch and all that ends up kind of fermenting in your guts which causes gas

00:44to build up not drinking enough water your body has a harder time digesting stuff when you're

00:49dehydrated so drinking more water actually makes you less gassy move stuff along through you as

00:57well kind of like exercise that's the final thing on here not getting enough exercise people who stay

01:03active have healthier digestive systems even going for a walk after a big meal definitely helps they

01:08say but if you don't you're going to get more gas i got to be real careful about this uh you know

01:15like i'll take my big my long walks and a couple times now i've like headed out knocked it loose and

01:24at almost an uncomfortable distance away oh i've had the oh then you can't jog back no and i'm telling

01:34you the last time i walked back like a feeble 92 year old man all you were was barely able

01:44oh god you're such a mess

01:47he is a disaster of a human being that's the slowest walk

01:53i had to you were told you thought you could poop yourself at any moment

01:58because you would be one of those people ended up pooping on someone's lawn or whatever and then

02:03it was video it was a real touch and go like i'm telling i was sweating oh wow like i was sweating

02:13from just pass either you do you know like no it didn't just pass it was there no it was ready

02:19like i mean it was uh on deck i can't say like i think it just like the bottom fell out of it

02:27you know what i mean and um i made it back in and did my stuff and then and then went back out

02:33finish my walk oh it was slow

02:37i was probably three blocks away which doesn't seem like a tremendous amount but it's a real

02:47long well for most of it on the way back i was like okay i'm good but then it was like

02:53it's your brain brain i'm so i was just gonna say that your brain sends a signal like oh we're

02:58almost there but it sends it too soon it sends it too soon we ain't there yet bitch i'm like i'm so

03:04far from there and then i had to go into slow-mo there were times i just had to stop

03:09oh if someone had to videotape that it would have been amazing i walk i walk at like 11 o'clock at

03:17night yeah i would be like

03:19stopping and making a weird facial expressions

03:27oh god oh that's that's bad and then you continue on forward at least you weren't like hunched over

03:35like grabbing your stomach if i hunched it would have if i hunched i had to stay upright i had to

03:42walk with cramps or anything i had to walk with perfect posture no it was just like uh was there a

03:48moment where you thought you may have had to poop at the side of the road uh well the honestly for

03:53about six houses i was like this could happen at any time but um i i didn't really have a plan

04:02to take my pants off and do it like it i would have just it would have just happened in my pants

04:08it would have it would have just happened in my pants i know that i was like you know because to

04:13me that's the ultimate keep it your secret a little bit when you pull your pants down and do

04:18that you've that's you you've given up you've decided yeah i was fighting that would have been

04:22a better choice yeah like i was fighting to the end and i made it but i'd have been in that

04:27situation i'm like oh good i'm almost home but i'm like i'm not home yet i'm not home yet but i know

04:32what they're trying to say you know they're trying to say hey you know if you have that big you feel

04:35real full you go for a walk it does it makes you feel a little bit better in the stomach and it does

04:40but careful if you're ever in chuck's neighborhood and you see him walking super slow you know he's

04:48about to poop himself yeah that's the truth now you know

04:51you

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