Chuck The Freak Witch Project

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Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about a creepy doll set-up in a local park and how Chuck did something similar when he was "younger"!

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00:00So this is definitely the creepiest story of the day here, and it's from Sterling Heights,

00:15where a frightening find was discovered inside a popular park, and it's got families on alert.

00:23It's disturbing dolls, and a weird, like, Blair Witch-type setup.

00:30I've done this a couple times.

00:32I feel like it's devious.

00:34I don't know.

00:34I don't think it's funny.

00:36Ha-ha.

00:36I think it's a bunch of goth kids trolling people.

00:40High school kids, yep.

00:41I guarantee it's just high school kids.

00:42Yeah.

00:43I used to go to this park all the time when James was going to be a professional BMX stunt

00:47rider.

00:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:48There's some dirt trails back there.

00:50I've done some exploring.

00:51There's actually an area where there's, like, an abandoned piece of construction equipment

00:54that had those dolls all over it before.

00:57Oh, really?

00:57Oh, they did.

00:58Yeah, this is, like, 10, 15 years ago.

00:59So now maybe they just moved it to a pathway where more people can see it.

01:03It's not, you know, off the beaten path like it used to be.

01:06But I bet you it's just high school kids messing around.

01:08Yeah.

01:08I instantly go to DVS.

01:10Yeah.

01:10Me, too.

01:10So in your mind, somebody's like, oh, where's my dolls?

01:13I don't know where my goddamn dolls.

01:17It's on my goddamn teepee.

01:19That's what I think.

01:22That's what I think.

01:23That's what I think.

01:23My trap didn't go off.

01:27Well, listen.

01:28I just know myself.

01:30When I was young, Chuck the Freak, and it was after Blair Witch, I think, the first one.

01:37And then the Blair Witch had those little wooden things hanging all over the place.

01:41Well, I learned how to make them.

01:43Of course you did.

01:43And then I was out in the middle of, like, a forest, and I just started making a bunch

01:50of them.

01:51And I hung them all up.

01:53Just mess with somebody's mind.

01:54Because I was like, if ever anyone finds this place, they're gonna lose it.

02:02So, Chuck, when you, the Blair Witch prank, weren't you way out of high school then?

02:06Yes.

02:06Oh, yeah.

02:06I was old.

02:07I was doing the math.

02:09We saw Blair Witch together.

02:10We were working together then.

02:11It was like 99.

02:12Yeah, we were already doing a show together.

02:16Yeah.

02:16So, you went out in the woods and put, and did a prank.

02:18I was in the woods, and I was just, like, making these wooden things.

02:23And then I realized, if I hang them all over the place.

02:26You were making wooden things?

02:27This is what he filled his time with before we discovered his love of ants.

02:31One of the many things.

02:33I love that the mind of Lisa, she was like, hold on a minute here.

02:37Blair Witch Project.

02:38Let me just Google that.

02:40Because he was trying to say, my younger days.

02:41It's like, young Chuck the Freak.

02:44I would do it today.

02:45I would do it again.

02:47I would do, I would scare people right now.

02:50Yeah.

02:50I'm with Lisa.

02:51I was doing the math, too.

02:52Oh, are you?

02:52I was like, younger days.

02:54No, I instantly went, wait, we saw that movie together.

02:56I was like, I think I was interning in radio when Blair Witch came out, or I was about

02:59to start interning in radio, so.

03:01Yeah.

03:02He is Buffalo Bell.

03:03But that movie scared the girl out of you.

03:05Buffalo Chuck.

03:05Yes, but during the day, it's not so scary to be in the woods.

03:09Right.

03:11And I was at like a camp.

03:12Chuck a little bill.

03:12Yeah, I was like at a camp area, and I realized, someone will see this.

03:18Someone will eventually wander down this way, and then they're going to get to this, and

03:25they're going to crap themselves.

03:26And I took a lot of joy in that.

03:29Yeah, it was a troll.

03:30It was a trolling.

03:31Yes, a trolling before there were trolls.

03:34It is funny that Lisa was like, you were just well into adulthood.

03:401999, you were 25.

03:43Doing all the math.

03:45Yeah, I was 25.

03:48Not a childish prank if you're a super old adult.

03:53That goes into creepy territory, though.

03:56I looked at it as purely creepy.

03:58I never looked at it once as, this is a childish prank.

04:02Right.

04:02I was like, I want to scare the living crap out of someone.

04:05Right.

04:06I want someone to see this and run.

04:10That was my intention.

04:11Oh, man.

04:11It's Dave and Buffalo Chuck.

04:13We're talking about these.

04:15Oh, my dolls.

04:16Oh, God.

04:17That's why he does that so well.

04:18I'm just mad.

04:20I didn't think of the doll thing.

04:21I just picture Chuck putting together his freaking Blair Witch, Crazy Woods.

04:28I'm going to do it to the riff.

04:30You should just hang him randomly.

04:32I'm going to do it here one night.

04:33Go in the back, like, do it in the back hallways.

04:36I'll do it.

04:37I'll do it to one of the other stations here.

04:39Yeah, put it outside their windows.

04:41Outside their studio windows.

04:42I'll do it.

04:44Perfect.

04:45Well, James, we'll make a few of these.

04:47A prank from 1999.

04:49See, but here's the thing.

04:50Here's the thing, Lisa.

04:52Not him.

04:54Toddy.

04:57The thing is, so, like, this doll thing, like James said, he saw it when he was in high

05:02school.

05:02Yeah.

05:03You know what I mean?

05:03So, this is, all you have to do is wait.

05:06If you wait long enough and do it again, it's like a brand new thing.

05:09You're bringing it back.

05:10It's called with Lisa.

05:11I was friends from 1999.

05:14I'm bringing it back.

05:15I'm bringing it back, guys.

05:16Just like all the movies, Hollywood's bringing it back.

05:18Chuck's bringing it back to France.

05:19Yeah, yeah.

05:19All the 90s are going back, so.

05:22Just so you guys know, in 1999, here we go.

05:28All you pricks.

05:30That was a terrifying prank.

05:33Yeah.

05:33Right, but it's 2017.

05:35Right.

05:35Did I do it?

05:36No, you want to.

05:38You want to just talk about doing it here.

05:40Well, I was going to do it here just to decorate this tree for Lisa, because she's busting

05:46my frickin' balls.

05:49You know?

05:49You guys are like, oh, wait a minute.

05:52It's not just me.

05:54Everybody's busting your balls.

05:55I don't think so.

05:56I'm busting your balls, but I'm also going to help you with the prank.

06:00I'm like Switzerland.

06:01I'm on both sides.

06:02I just noticed the dates.

06:03That's all.

06:04Don't get defensive.

06:07It's okay.

06:08If you want to play your witch.

06:10You just don't want to start something like this with me.

06:14Oh, here we go.

06:14Yeah, just so you know.

06:15Yeah.

06:16You're playing with fire.

06:17Luckily, he's too lazy to do any of this anymore.

06:19No, I know he's not.

06:20I know.

06:20He won't do any of that.

06:22You're playing with nostalgic fire.

06:23Right.

06:24You never know what movie I might pull out.

06:28You're playing with almost 20-year-old fire.

06:31Watch yourself, Lisa.

06:32I've seen a lot of creepy stuff, Lisa.

06:34I know, yeah.

06:35He has, and he's also been terrified by most of it.

06:37That's true.

06:38Keep that in mind.

06:39Keep that in mind.

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