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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a popular children's doll that is under fire by some people because they have "anatomically correct genitalia" and Chuck sees some similarities with himself.

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00:00this is another british story but i think they sell these dolls in the states to the lol surprise
00:08dolls oh yeah are you familiar with them loves them okay well loves them you may want to pull
00:12down the pants because parents well parents have been shocked because these dolls have genitals
00:19what yes the lol dolls parents have been sharing their outrage when they their kids discover the
00:25boy dolls have genitals that's the surprise that's the lol surprise they got dolls yeah look how small
00:32it is so the surprise element of these dolls also includes the fact you don't know which gender you're
00:37going to get until it's taken out of the box however parents have taken to social media to
00:41say they were surprised that the male dolls have a sculptured penis and testicles in the genital area
00:46and the girls have a hole what some say it's not appropriate for younger kids because the toy states
00:53ages three plus is this real well there's pictures of it here there you go whoa little balls
01:00little wee balls little wee balls on me right there yeah she bought a boy one today and it had a tiny
01:09little penis on it tiny little look at that little bump little balls little hangers the people behind
01:18the toy said that the feature was added to reflect real life but in a kid appropriate way did
01:23they really thought to do this they said their dolls have been and will continue to be anatomically
01:29correct they say we believe in the importance of clarity and authenticity with our products and
01:33our customers and this approach has been carried through all of our products over the past 40 years
01:37in our doll category anatomically correct dolls have been available for a few years
01:41god i feel like it's just some perv back in the yeah yeah back in the design
01:46play sculpting tiny little why do you need to make that like it doesn't even it's not anatomically
01:52correct it's just that's exactly what mine looks like oh my god oh my lord lol surprise
01:58you will be laughing that's for sure you will be laughing out loud
02:04when you see this chuck's a little lol surprise yeah that's my little lol surprise surprise it's not much
02:11it looks like a small child's doll
02:15that's my lol surprise oh man huh sometimes it hurts
02:22a little too close to home when i look at that photo
02:27i'm a little surprised yeah thank god i don't have a skirt on
02:32it wouldn't like what is it
02:35i don't know that's it mandy
02:38ah charlie i sculpt the balls on those
02:41i sculpt little balls on go
02:45someone carved them out like at first
02:49someone was the initial i'll make the molds for the little ball dolls
02:53there's a mold maker that carved out tiny little balls
02:56yeah tiny little tiny berries and twigs
03:00yeah that is nuts muffins literally
03:02but yeah other parents are saying what's the big deal
03:06it's body parts there's nothing offensive about this teach your kids proper terms
03:10and yes there is a difference between boys and girls
03:12yeah i just it's just odd to me like it's not it's not
03:16well you didn't give the thing toes
03:18nope you're right there's no toes
03:21that's gonna be some
03:22you give it toes and and you
03:24if you gotta give it balls you gotta give it toes
03:26that's just right
03:27probably i've sat this in there needed a wiener
03:29i think it's pleasing barbie all the time
03:31you're gonna give it balls you gotta give it toes
03:34you have a great point
03:35give it a butthole really go for broke
03:37what are you doing
03:40come on lol surprise
03:42it is odd because that's where they drew the line
03:45yeah you know they're like it doesn't have toes
03:49it doesn't have a butt
03:50no
03:51it just has
03:52you know your front genitals
03:55i'ma be a busy man scoping all these toes and butts and hoes
03:59i know
04:00at the side of the story it's another story
04:02that pound land's always making headlines
04:03because now they've got a game called willy wars
04:05okay we gotta hear more about this game
04:08oh my god james
04:09who's the best tosser
04:10toss rings around
04:12do they have a mail order website because i need to buy this game
04:14they have to
04:16the game involves wearing a giant inflatable penis around your waist
04:20with fellow players aiming to land a plastic hoop around it
04:23it's tough and forming
04:23i know
04:24somebody go to pound town and buy it for me
04:26who's the best tosser you know
04:27tosser means
04:27yeah tosser
04:28jerker
04:29mmhmm
04:30oh pound land you are dirty
04:32what's a game called
04:33to cut a pound town
04:33tosser means something different
04:34it's called willy wars
04:35willy wars james
04:38willy
04:39i just like the idea of ken having to go to england to get this thing
04:42it's like
04:43and since it's a dollar store i'm like
04:51we're gonna need like 10 of them
04:52because they're gonna break real quick
04:53oh yeah
04:54i'm here at pound town just whores
04:55what do you mean
04:57oh pound land
04:58oh pound land is different
05:01pound land
05:02we send our promotions director to pound town
05:05now look for your dick wars
05:06you can't
05:09all i have is uh
05:10you can't get it on amazon
05:11there's just pudding everywhere
05:13everything's pudding
05:14tins and pudding
05:16it's all tins and puddings james
05:18well thanks for looking ken
05:23you know me
05:25i'm always trying to be a people pleaser
05:28you guys are real hilarious
05:30you