Peep Show: Someguy Chuckchai

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Thailand who had a metal ring removed from around his penis and realize that someone's job in the operating room is to hold up the guy's junk, rather than using tape.

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00:00in thailand a man who shoved a metal ring around his penis in a bid to make it bigger

00:09finally had it removed by firefighters and of course over there as we always tell you they

00:16show everything oh every time with the local news and they show you just how tiny that ring is

00:24that they pulled off this guy i'll try and bring it up look okay look in comparison to that man's hand

00:33it's just like this big yeah that's all mine is and that's cut open it's like the size of a dime

00:41yeah about that yeah the 35 year old walked around with the trapped ring for four months

00:47until the pain became unbearable he reportedly placed it on his ring under under on his genitals

00:55rather under the bizarre belief that it would increase his size but it eventually stopped

01:01circulation to his shaft with which caused severe swelling it would have looked like an eggplant

01:06it would have been like the closest thing to an eggplant emoji because it would have turned

01:13man it looks like they're doing intricate tiny little surgery here that's not i'll be honest

01:17it's not the biggest thing in the world right we know that man they show all the pictures

01:22whoa that's close oh man jesus that is graphic can you tell and it's not look how close he is

01:31can you tell by the root that we're not dealing with yes it's not antonio and that's bloated

01:37it's not antonio brown it's not antonio brown i would never want my root exposed like that

01:45look at his poor root

01:48poor no i've never really thought of it that way but yeah i guess oh boy and do you think they

01:58shaved up all his pubes before the surgery like so they wouldn't catch him on fire

02:05maybe i don't know because it's a graphic image i just what does jay think i think yeah he's always

02:15manscaped like that uh yeah i mean i don't know though it would have been hard for me to manscape

02:21look at all the pictures of they brought the dremel out huh he manscaped before he called yeah yeah

02:26you think so yeah he knew they were going to be down there look at the he knew he was going to have

02:31the photos released it's true i mean if i was in thailand i would be cleaning up shop i'm like

02:37well i know what i'm in for i'm gonna be that's why you wait four months you're gonna be all over

02:42the news yeah i feel like the one guy's job in that photo right there is to hold it see the guy

02:49on the right oh my god holding it i'm the holder yeah you're the holder you're not even the rescue

02:54man you're just the holder yeah and you can tell look at that man's like four his hairy arms there

03:00he's the one holding it yeah he's the holder he's the big hairy holder

03:07it's always the hairiest i'd be the holder what's your job there at the hospital

03:12i what do you do on a daily i have to uh you do operate on people or no no no no i am in the

03:22room while the operation is happening oh so you play like a big role in yes it's great very big

03:28sometimes kind of small other time and what is it you do i hold the penis of the man i'm sorry

03:33i hold the penis of the man wow you're a penis holder impressive i am the best there is

03:40important job you have not too hard and not too soft you have a comforting touch a very very nice

03:48touch so talented thank you watch put your finger out i will hold it see how nice that is

03:58see how not too hard not too soft okay now you know now you know what i do

04:06you got a business card

04:09someone's looking for a tie penis holder

04:15find me at the gentle touch

04:17what a gig but there is someone there that's doing that right they are just they're just holding

04:28yeah i feel like he's got two jobs he's holding the dong and he's holding up his shirt

04:33yeah he is yeah that's his that's his job i hold things stuff out of the way and stuff out of the

04:38way you know like over here if you do any kind of procedure i think they take your dong and tape it

04:46somewhere you know like if you're getting no one on staff well no one on staff gonna hold it right

04:51i swear to god vasectomy they tape it to your let's ask let's ask if anyone has had any kind of

05:00genital surgery did you have a holder or was it just taped out of the way okay probably tape yeah

05:05did you have a holder or was it taped this guy's job is basically tape

05:11i am the human replacement for tape any kind of a job that need a tape i am there i hold your human

05:25tape i am a human tape oh can't you just tape i come up from a wrong line

05:31people my dad was a tape he's a father for him was also tape and i am a tape oh my god they talked

05:42to the holder his name is some chai chok chai

05:45he was part of the group involved in removing the ring and holding the genitalia out of the path of

05:55the rescue crews so he's not a part no of the fire and rescue team some chai chok chai but um

06:03he said that he did speak to the man he told them that he hoped it was make his penis bigger

06:08i hope this will work when it all he also found out the patient had been using rings on his penis

06:14for years but this was the first time he had a problem wow i'm so glad he got recognition

06:18absolutely some chai you do good work some chai thank you some chai touches some guy okay let's

06:27find out if you've ever had any kind of medical genital yes situation exactly did you have a holder

06:35or was it taped dan yes so you had genital surgery i did i had a vasectomy okay did they tape it or hold

06:47hold it they didn't tape it he held it but there wasn't a designated holder hold on okay hold on

06:56well at least there wasn't like another guy in the room with hairy arms some chai some chai come in

07:02even more awkward uh sir we're gonna bring in the holder now i am a son chai chung chai whatever i can't

07:10remember his name but chuck chai chuck chai some some guy chuck chai i am uh that is my job i am a human tic

07:22please uh please don't be around when i uh grab your penis some guy chuck chai

07:33bring him in wait hold on he's asian chuck yes uh they called me for why for a while

07:44to chuck the freak but

07:46because i'm always grabbing dongs

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