Peep Show: C is for Cocaine

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man dressed as a creepy Cookie Monster in Santa Cruz, California who officials have warned people to not engage with if they encounter him.

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00:00The Cookie Monster

00:30It's not good enough for me

00:32Apparently it's not

00:34Here's the story from KSBWTV

00:38Take a listen

00:39It's the Creepy Monster, not the Cookie Monster

00:41Creeped out and uncomfortable

00:43Is what visitors on the Santa Cruz Wharf are feeling

00:45After encountering this man

00:47Dressed in a Cookie Monster costume

00:49The man is believed to badger people

00:51And aggressively yell

00:52We saw him at the beginning of the wharf

00:54And at first glance it seemed like

00:56Maybe it would be fun to do a selfie or something with him

00:58But we were away from him

01:01And then we went to the back of the wharf

01:02By the sea lions

01:04And that's when we noticed him coming out

01:06That direction, making a commotion

01:08And he was getting in

01:10People's faces

01:11I saw him on the day that the Sesame Street creator died

01:14And I told you he was sad about that

01:19He hasn't been the same since

01:21How you doing?

01:23I turned into a life of drinking

01:25And the drugs

01:27Because the creator of the Sesame Street

01:29Is that Jim Henson?

01:31No

01:31That's not Jim Henson

01:32No, it was not

01:33It was the Sesame Street creator

01:36Now he's the cocaine monster

01:38Yes

01:38I swear to God

01:40I saw the same guy in Vegas

01:41Jim Henson

01:42Jim Henson

01:42That's what I said, didn't I?

01:46That's what you said

01:47I'm so confused

01:48He's the guy that made the puppets

01:49I thought he was the puppeteer

01:51I didn't know he

01:52I didn't know he created that whole show

01:53Yeah, yeah, okay

01:54I thought he just did the puppets for him

01:56He was one of the co-creators of Sesame Street

01:58So when he died

01:59It was bad times for this guy

02:01Because I've seen the Vegas

02:03He's been angry ever since

02:04I believe there's a Vegas cookie monster that's out there

02:07I'm sure

02:08That smells really bad

02:11It's a very, very bad smell

02:12They didn't expect it, not in Santa Cruz

02:14No

02:15But then he kept showing up

02:18And I guess people are complaining out here about him

02:22The Santa Cruz Police Department is warning visitors

02:24To keep an eye out for the man

02:26Telling them to not engage

02:28Police tell us the man has faced criminal charges

02:31In other parts of the country

02:33Although police could not provide any additional details

02:36Yeah, he's a weirdo for sure

02:37He puts a W in weirdo

02:39I actually got him to take a picture of my dog

02:41Yeah, he kind of creeped my dog out too

02:43The police say they've received several calls

02:45But at this point

02:46The man has not committed any crimes in the city

02:49So he's just allowed to continue being cookie monster?

02:54Until someone kicks him out of there

02:56Also, his real name is Adam Sandler

02:59In real life?

03:01In real life, that's his name

03:02No way

03:03But his name, according to the news report that I read

03:06His real name is Adam Sandler

03:07My name is Adam

03:09Wait, what?

03:11Sandler

03:12Really?

03:12Yes

03:13That's different

03:14Adam Sandler

03:15Has that led to your life of troubles?

03:18Being Latino Adam Sandler?

03:19It is just a name I am telling the police

03:23May not be your real name

03:26You got it Dave

03:27So for you, C is cocaine

03:28Or is C

03:29C is for cocaine

03:30That is good enough for me

03:33C is for cocaine

03:36That's good enough for me

03:39Do you make those noises too?

03:41C is for cocaine

03:42That's good enough for me

03:44One, two, three

03:46Snack time

03:47Line time

03:49I don't like those imposter characters

04:03No

04:04I don't

04:04Vegas

04:05Times Square

04:06Okay, but think about it, right?

04:07So we had two people complaining about the guy

04:10Both of which

04:12Tried to get pictures of him

04:14So it's your fault as well

04:17Yeah, you're right

04:17People that are complaining

04:18Yeah, you encourage it

04:19Like, it's your fault

04:20Because he's realized

04:21Oh, wow

04:22I can

04:24People here want to take pictures of me

04:26Or with me

04:27And you know

04:28Part of the altercations are probably like

04:30He's asking for money, right?

04:32Like, hey, yeah

04:33You got the picture

04:35But that's going to be ten bucks or whatever

04:37And then people are like, no

04:38Because that's what they do

04:39They're like, yeah, yeah

04:39Get a picture

04:40Picture

04:40And then they're like, yeah, okay

04:42Ten dollars

04:42Exactly

04:43After the picture

04:44Yeah

04:44And he's probably a little aggressive

04:47Trying to get your money

04:49Yeah

04:50There was a guy dressed as Michael Myers

04:51In Vegas

04:53That was like

04:53Following me around for a while

04:55Just being creepy

04:57I did not like it

04:57Yeah

04:58No

04:58I did not like it

04:59Not that happy

05:00Yeah

05:01No, I was like

05:01Get away

05:02Do you want any picture with me?

05:04No

05:04I just met the Mexican minion

05:06Oh, yeah

05:08And it was the tiniest little

05:09I mean, those costumes were small, right?

05:10It was the tiniest little person

05:12They broke character to get some air

05:13And that was

05:14The smell, though

05:16That came off

05:17The smell

05:17There's a lot of smells

05:18Yeah

05:19You can't just be walking around

05:20Vegas heat

05:21Inside one of those costumes

05:22For hours on end

05:23Yeah

05:23Oof

05:24No good

05:26So watch out for

05:28If you're going to Santa Cruz

05:29Watch out for Cookie Monster

05:30He's not what he appears to be

05:33He puts the W in here

05:34I just like that their warning is to ignore him

05:36Ignore him

05:38Yeah

05:38Just ignore Cookie Monster

05:40Because if you pay attention to him

05:41And take a picture

05:42Cocaine Monster comes after you

05:44Yeah, he wins

05:45Yeah, he wins

05:46Yeah

05:47You

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