Peep Show: Donger Blood Clot

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Slovakia who suffered an agonizing blood clot in his penis after going for a prolonged run.

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00:00in less positive news um kind of a scary news uh andy are you still doing the running thing

00:13uh no i haven't been running i've been walking well thank god i got fat again yeah well thank

00:18god you're not running anymore put a pause on the running because a 44 year old man

00:22got an agonizing blood clot in his penis oh my god after going for a prolonged run so

00:28think of your penis the next time you're considering going for a run i always do because

00:32this man was left in agony after going for a run uh that triggered a blood clot in his penis what

00:36did it do the doctors reveal that 44 year old guy developed a painful lump on his member the day

00:42after a prolonged jog the man who's actually an amateur marathon runner um he was complaining

00:48about getting erections in the night which i don't know why he complained about that that means that

00:51things are working that's what i thought but he didn't seek any help for uh for a few days oh and

00:56this is according to a slovakian medic who shared this man's story yes check this out hey ron and

01:04my blood clots oh penis and a donger scans revealed he had a clot in the corpus cavernusum okay uh two

01:15the two sponge-like tubes in your dong that run through the penis that fill with blood so essentially

01:19the things that give you a boner yeah and it's this has only happened uh about a dozen times according

01:24to this report and uh so while the symptoms have eased checkups show that he still has the clot three

01:29years later what the hell huh you'd think well it's it's slovakian we don't know what's going on

01:37over there but and i don't know the medics at bori hospital in braslava yeah yeah said the man had a

01:42firm painful and fixed resistance in his right corpus cavernosa damn i mean you know i they're not going

01:50to do anything for him he's just got to live with it i think that's it like they're just like yep

01:54they're like sorry it's bad luck is what that is maybe only 11 other people in the entire world

02:00good luck with it yeah it's because the clot's going to be there they just have they have him

02:04on blood thinners and painkillers that he he takes daily so he's just trying to better himself he's

02:10just trying to run yeah they don't tell you that lease they don't tell you that they're like

02:14what happens couch to a blood clot yeah there's a new app yeah yeah yeah this is most common uh

02:25this is a situation that's most common among men under the age of 30 uh with micro trauma to the

02:31tissue okay so does that mean that it was his stride was probably whacking it around that it's

02:40he's running well couldn't he just you get the special underwear whatever yeah there is special

02:45underwear you can you can wear for running or even a jockstrap that's how amateur he was he's just

02:50that's that's it well he's in sylvakia too exactly he's like there's fancy underwear

02:54why did you not buy your fancy underwear i run in these jeans what are you doing you know what's

03:03going to happen is my leisure wear you're gonna get a clot you're gonna get a clot it's just cut

03:07off jeans yeah that's just cut off these nice shorts that's not my running jeans and plus like

03:14if he's a marathon runner uh amateur but still like but yeah i feel like the amateur marathon runners

03:20are even the more weirder ones who are like into all that running stuff he might have to run

03:25all natural you know he might not want any underwear down there he wants to god he wants to feel

03:30bad idea obviously blood clot yeah well the thing about uh marathon running is that you're

03:37doing these repeated motions so much that like any clothing that you have on will start to like almost

03:44like sandpaper rub you know rub you away and like their nipples will start to bleed yeah after that

03:51so to me i think you'd want to lock everything down especially down there i can't have any sandpaper

03:57taking more like real tight tight shorts yeah that's what i would assume did you wear tight

04:02shorts when you i did underneath i did very nice protected it helped i'm sure like running like

04:09runners because i ran i didn't know that at first i ran and i heard it like it hurt oh yeah yeah yeah

04:14yeah for me it would always be the chub rub oh my thighs rub oh yeah yeah yeah that that and then my

04:19knee my knees you'll get back into it i'm trying to because i'm doing like a diet right now and i'm

04:25trying to like lose a bunch of weight and then then go do that then start doing more exercise and

04:30stuff i think if i started to run right now i'd just instantly poop my pants don't do it so there's

04:37not i can't i will not be running no running i will not be running yet we gotta figure some stuff dope

04:44i don't know well maybe they'll make like a i don't like a sporty depends

04:48you know it depends sport yeah it's real keeps my junk nice and tight up front and gives me the

04:54ability to poop my pants the active man with a loose rectum oh yeah it's it's terrible it's terrible

05:00stuff but yeah like there's been no story that really i i have had to worry about less than getting

05:07a blood clot from running i'm just not gonna you're all good i'm not gonna yeah that's for sure

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