Peep Show: Ass Eating Disease?!?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Yorkshire, England who thought to caught a cold from his wife, only to discover his ass was being ravaged by a flesh-eating disease.

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00:00All right, a guy woke up thinking he had a common cold, only to be rushed to the hospital

00:12because something, something was eating his ass.

00:15Yep.

00:16It was flesh-eating bacteria.

00:18Oh, that's the wrong place to get it.

00:20Holy smokes.

00:21You're here, huh, Andy?

00:23Yeah, I didn't know you could get him back there.

00:25What did he sit on?

00:26Wait till I show you his ass.

00:27Oh, no.

00:28I'm going to show you his ass.

00:30His ass coming up.

00:3155-year-old Simon English assumed he'd caught a virus from his wife, Kay, who works as a teaching assistant.

00:37However, as hours passed, his symptoms, fever, cough, fatigue, worsen.

00:42I think you gave me something back there.

00:43By the next morning, he knew something wasn't right.

00:47Yeah.

00:47So he rushed to the hospital.

00:49That's a crazy thing.

00:50I think you gave me something back there.

00:52Yeah, it's real itchy.

00:55What'd you do back there?

00:56I mean, I know what you did, but my lady.

01:00Yeah.

01:01Stuffed you to the rim.

01:03Anyway, doctors diagnosed Simon with necrotizing fasciitis, a bacterial infection that causes parts of the body's soft tissue to die,

01:12leaving him in intensive care for three months.

01:15Oh, yeah.

01:16Well, you're lucky to live, man.

01:17Usually your arms and legs are gone.

01:20Now, after two skin grafts on his left ass and temporary stoma surgery, he's slowly getting back to normal.

01:27Oh, they made him a whole stoma.

01:30He is a retired firefighter.

01:32He says, it's quite scary when you think about it.

01:36I now look like a shark has taken a bite right out of my ass.

01:40He said, I ended up looking like I was about 70 years old after laying in bed for weeks.

01:44The nurse told me if I'd left it any longer before going to the hospital, I would have been dead.

01:50Yeah.

01:51You got like hours to do something about it.

01:54It's just wild.

01:55The world is a crazy place.

01:56A retired firefighter gets that.

01:59Yeah.

01:59Right.

01:59So there he is, 55 years old, lying in his hospital bed that he was in for weeks.

02:04So it got his hole, too, though.

02:06So how did this happen?

02:09You know, how did he?

02:10There is.

02:10Whoa, it's not a good look.

02:12It's bad, huh?

02:13I know.

02:13Check my ass out, huh?

02:15Yeah.

02:16That's how his ass looks now.

02:18Tough to turn somebody on with that.

02:21Doctors broke the news to him that he had necrotizing fasciitis as the flesh-eating disease.

02:27It's a rare beast of an infection that takes no prisoners, and it almost took his life.

02:32They whisked him into surgery.

02:34He had four operations to fully get rid of it.

02:37I feel like we're seeing almost a little bit too much, too far inside that man's crap.

02:42I think it's a graphic photo.

02:43You know what?

02:44Really, yeah.

02:44I can't believe that he's okay with that being shared.

02:47Yeah.

02:47That guy's got a tramp stamp.

02:49Oh, my God.

02:49He does have a tramp stamp.

02:51Oh, God.

02:51I don't need to see this view at all.

02:53Jesus.

02:53Oh, my goodness.

02:54He couldn't wait to show it off.

02:55No, those obviously his balls hang in there.

02:58He obviously shaves, too.

02:59He's got, like, razor burn around his ass.

03:02Maybe they shaved him for the surgery.

03:04He's been in there for, what, three months or something?

03:08Oh, cover your tramp stamp if you're going to be...

03:12You know what a bad tattoo for a dude is?

03:14A tramp stamp.

03:15And he's also got one on his butt cheek.

03:17Yeah, I mean, he was really active back there.

03:20He was.

03:21I feel like, well, I'm starting to believe it's open for business, you know?

03:24Like, usually when you put billboards up, you want eyeballs on them.

03:28Well, it's kind of like, I don't know what he's going to say how he got it, because it's

03:32obvious there's, like, a lot of action back there.

03:35Mm-hmm.

03:35Who else has ever gotten that there?

03:38I don't know.

03:39Yeah, they don't say how he may have got this.

03:44Yeah, but he didn't say either.

03:45Swimming.

03:46He did say.

03:47He was like, I believe I got something from my wife.

03:49Well, that's when he had the cold.

03:52He thought it was just a cold.

03:53Yeah.

03:54Man, that picture makes you thankful for your cheeks, doesn't it?

03:56Oh, it sure does.

03:57I love my cheeks.

03:58Your cheeks are good.

03:59That's the way they are.

04:01Good to have them.

04:01Be grateful for your cheeks.

04:02Yeah, when you're missing a cheek, it don't look right.

04:05Nope.

04:07This tramp stamp's still in place.

04:08Yeah, that is a crazy look.

04:10That's a horrible thing to hear from doctors, like, it's eating your butt.

04:14Oh, God.

04:15It's going to take your butt from you.

04:17I would just be so scared because the butt is just so close to other stuff that it would

04:25be terrible to lose as well.

04:27And I'm like, please stop it.

04:28Stop it.

04:29Right, right, right.

04:30As hilarious as it seems like your butt's so important.

04:34Yeah.

04:34This man is going to.

04:35How is he going to sit comfortably?

04:36On one cheek.

04:37He's not.

04:37He's going to have to have implants.

04:39He's got a one cheek.

04:39He's going to need a Tom Cruise butt.

04:42Yeah, he'll need a prosthetic ass cheek.

04:43Yeah.

04:44Because otherwise you're sitting on an angle.

04:46Yeah, so they had to chop off part of his ass not once but four times because they thought

04:50they got it and it kept eating away at him.

04:53Come on, man.

04:53That's why they take your arms, man.

04:56Yeah.

04:56They don't take any chances.

04:58Wow.

05:00If he, honestly, that is a crazy life.

05:02If you were a firefighter and you're retired, but you get that from your wife pegging you

05:07or something, like, holy hell.

05:08That's crazy.

05:09Holy hell.

05:10Hope it's not that.

05:11Yeah, I mean, that stuff turns people into just like chicken nuggets.

05:15It really does.

05:17All those Matt jokes and...

05:19All those Matt jokes and...

05:20Alright.

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