Peep Show: Vaginosis Diagnosis

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Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who has a partner that is suffering from smelly lady bits and wants help on how to break the news to her. The show thinks a lunch at TGI Friday's should so the trick.

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00:00This email also to

00:07email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

00:09I've been seeing this girl for a little while now

00:11really like her. Things have been great

00:13and originally things were great in the

00:16bedroom but things have come to a

00:18halt for the past month or two

00:19because she's started developing

00:22a really strong

00:24odor from down under.

00:26Jeez.

00:27She's a really bad

00:29It just developed in the middle of the dating

00:31How was it developing?

00:37Oh

00:37Moved in

00:41He said at first I tried to brush it off but it's gotten

00:44to the point where

00:45I just can't keep it up anymore

00:48It's that big of a turn off. Has he talked to her

00:50though? He says I don't want to say something that hurt her feelings

00:52or make her extremely self conscious but I know

00:54that if something doesn't change it's going to affect

00:56our relationship. I think you

00:57I think you just you have to

00:59you have to pony up. A lot of people saying it's vaginosis

01:02and it could

01:03That sounds like something you go to the doctor for.

01:04Sure. I know I would

01:06if someone said

01:07Chuck do you have vaginosis?

01:08Chuck do you have vaginosis?

01:09I'd be like go get me to the doctor!

01:13Get me there!

01:13I think Chuck would have

01:16dongidosis

01:16But you know what? If I had dongidosis

01:20I would want to know!

01:22Yeah

01:23You know?

01:24Dongidosis comes from my mouth

01:25Now that keeps coming up

01:25BV

01:26Bacterial vaginosis keeps coming up here

01:28Right

01:28Okay so here's

01:30So she has to go see someone

01:31but how do you tell her?

01:32You go to lunch

01:33It's uncomfortable

01:33Go to lunch

01:34You get a nice basket of fried pickles

01:38And you sit there at lunch and you say listen

01:41You have vaginosis

01:43And you need to see a doctor

01:45I'm not going down until you

01:47Fix your vaginosis!

01:50I've got dogatosis!

01:51We're here at TGI Fridays

01:53Because I have to tell you that you have vaginosis

01:56You break all the bad news there

01:58You have vaginosis and you need

02:00To see a doctor

02:02I've brought you here

02:04To TGI Fridays

02:07It's a place of luxury

02:09To let you know about this stinky little vagina

02:13Jesus

02:14That I don't want anything to do with

02:17Until you get it fixed

02:18I love you

02:19I support you

02:20I don't want you to feel bad

02:22Can you pass me the pickles?

02:28I've brought you here to lunch today

02:30To let you know that I'm pretty sure

02:31You have vaginosis

02:32I'm not a doctor

02:35But the only person that can fix your pH balancing stuff

02:39Is a doctor

02:41I brought you here to TGI Fridays today

02:44To tell you

02:46That you have vaginosis

02:49And the reason why I know you have vaginosis

02:52Vaginosis is because I wrote an email to a nationally syndicated radio program called Dave and Chuck the Freak

03:00And they talked about you

03:01For 10 or 15 minutes

03:05And her vagina

03:06And they took random text messages

03:09And everyone was saying vaginosis, vaginosis, vaginosis

03:13So I know you have it

03:14Or she's got a tampon step up there

03:16And I think you know that

03:17I think you would know

03:19I hope you would know that

03:21That there's something in there

03:22Welcome to lunch

03:24And one thing's for sure

03:26Do not play this for her

03:28Yeah

03:28No, don't let her know you emailed us

03:30Never, ever, ever

03:31I feel like some guys would think that'd be a good idea

03:33Like, oh, it'll be funny

03:34Don't do that

03:35Don't do that

03:36We cannot break the news to her this way

03:38I suppose you're wondering why I've asked you to lunch

03:40TGI Friday

03:42Well, just listen to this podcast of the show I listen to

03:46They say you have vaginosis

03:48I didn't say it

03:51Dave and Chuck the Freak said it

03:53Yeah

03:53It's vaginosis

03:54Oh, well, huh

03:57A doctor is in order

03:58We're solving problems here

03:59We are

04:00We are

04:00We are figuring this out

04:02There's not a lot you can't solve with a good lunch

04:04Good lunch

04:05That's what we've learned

04:07Oh, man

04:08Do you tell them at the end?

04:09You tell them at the end of the lunch

04:11I think

04:12Get some pickles in you and then break the news to her

04:15At least let them have the salad

04:17Yeah

04:18After the salad

04:19We're waiting on the dinner

04:21Get the unlimited appetizers

04:22Potato skins

04:23Deep fried potato skins

04:24Potato skins

04:25Yeah, get all that in you

04:26Get a full happy belly

04:28You're like, eat, eat

04:30Have some more tater skins

04:32Come on, eat up

04:34Eat up

04:35We gotta talk later

04:37Potato skins take the edge off

04:39Yeah

04:39Listen, I want you

04:41Just go ahead

04:41Eat as many as you can

04:43Just have all the potato skins

04:44I don't even want any

04:45Garcon

04:46More potato skins for the lady

04:48Did you have enough potato skins?

04:51Extra ranch

04:51Excuse me, Garcon

04:53I'm about to break some terrible news

04:57About my girlfriend's vaginosis

04:59Can you make sure that her drink is always full

05:03And also the potato skins

05:05Right away

05:05Just keep vaginosis

05:06Thank you

05:08Thank you

05:09The third one today

05:11Yeah

05:13Yeah

05:14There's all sorts of bad news there

05:16Yep

05:17They do have endless appetizers

05:21I would say

05:22Don't do it any way that we've talked about

05:25Did you enjoy your potato skins, my love?

05:28Oh my god, yeah

05:28They're so good

05:29Well, good

05:30I'm glad

05:31Why are we here?

05:32Well, I've asked you here to lunch today

05:34Because I've talked to a radio show

05:35I won't go down on you because of your vaginosis

05:39Oh my god

05:41Oh, don't freak out

05:43Don't freak out

05:43No, we're at lunch

05:44We're at lunch

05:45We're at

05:46We're at lunch

05:47We're at lunch

05:48You just need to see a doctor

05:50Garcon

05:51Please, please

05:53Garcon, please

05:54You said you were going to make sure you had enough drink

05:57But their slogan is

05:59Everyone looks forward to Fridays

06:01Oh, yeah

06:02I brought you here to TGI Fridays on Tuesday

06:05To break some terrible news to you

06:10I would never dream of doing this on a Friday

06:13Change in lives

06:15Yep

06:15Change in lives

06:16One TGI Fridays at a time

06:18Yep

06:18If you ever want to reach us for really bad advice

06:21Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

06:23Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com

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