Peep Show: Grandma Kirk

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a grandma who was busted with monkey dust in her panties. And, after Lisa asks to see a mugshot, Dave reveals a lot more about the story, like the fact that she's 44-years-old and goes by the name Kirk.

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00:00now it's time to play what's in her grandma's panties

00:13i'm glad that this is not a frequent guess that we don't have a sounder made for that

00:22no no thank god oh yeah there's so many 99 of the time it would just be diarrhea

00:27yeah that yeah that was my guess my first guess what's your guess diarrhea oh you got it yeah

00:37right again you did it yep my dentures well a grandmother yes is going to jail for 30 months

00:53after being caught with something in her panties that's so that's so long i'll be dead the big

01:02question is what's in grandma's underpants oxy yeah yeah it's uh we want to say oxy dave

01:13oh that doesn't quite work yeah grandma messed up monkey dust oh how are we gonna guess monkey

01:26monkey dust this new that's what i do yeah drug dealing grandma was caught with monkey dust

01:34stashed inside her underpants i can't even keep up with all this i'm not sure you should store

01:40it in your underpants i'll say that oh yeah yeah probably a lot of drugs that's exactly where

01:45it's stored though i know it is they're worse like oh yeah yeah oh much worse no mug shot dave

01:51um yes i've oh i completely forgot that twist of the story what she's 44 oh

01:58they was just gonna i'm just gonna throw that away yeah yeah well i was gonna i'm like but then it

02:05would open a whole other can of worms then i have to explain it so i'm like oh we'll just move on

02:08but she's 44 and she uh is a grandma oh yeah sure yeah yeah yeah so she's had a and she also goes

02:15by the name kirk so a lot of other things that i could have mentioned but i just throw that away

02:21just throw it away now yeah toss it aside never mind a grandma named kirk who's 44

02:27has monkey dust in her underpants yeah i just thought i'd go to the highlights

02:33what are you gonna do i just wanted to see the mug shot i didn't know it was all that

02:38hey kirk what's in your underpants you know what's in my underpants

02:42that's grandma kirk loaded to the brim with the i'm high as hell she's always got bath soaps

02:51all around her underwear how you doing i'm that grandma call me kirk grandma kirk what are you

02:59no are you in trouble with the cops again all the time second time grandma i got that monkey dust

03:06my panties

03:07and a couple of twists you know yeah yeah i wasn't sure yeah we'd have the time for them

03:17i'm just trying to like crunch the numbers on the grandma age you know like 44 so

03:25he's taking the story out of the garbage um so it's just 44 you had a kid at like maybe 16

03:32but yeah she probably just had kids really young and her kids had and they say that the cup could

03:39possibly be something that's just like handed down what like it's handed down like the young you have

03:45them young and then the people make the same mistakes then the people oh sure because that's

03:49yeah that's who's raising you right and they were yeah yep yeah yeah yeah anywho

03:56old grandma kirk yep come here and give your grandma kirk oh well it says right here officers

04:07found the woman who is known by the name of kirk in possession of 46 wraps of monkey dust

04:14and she herself has a bad monkey dust habit you know i'm addicted to monkey dust

04:22grandma kirk you're gonna have to give that stuff up you know it's harder than you think

04:29you gotta stop hanging out in drug dens grandma kirk you never told us why they call you that

04:34boy oh boy

04:38some things you're not ready for oh okay grandchild

04:45i don't even know where to begin now there's grandma kirk yep also known as stacy sullivan but

04:58it goes by the name kirk and she's 44 year old now listen i would say in my brain i'm like i'm like

05:06okay maybe this it's a it's a woman but or was born a woman and right but she had she still has like

05:14the haircut of who i would say is a stacy she's had a baby too though right yeah yeah i mean anyone

05:20can still have a baby but what i'm saying is she doesn't strike me as someone who's like who's

05:26transitioning no no no no no she just somehow ended up with the nickname a lady named kirk yes

05:32yes however that happens three but you know he tried to just throw it away he tried to just he did

05:42i was like guys there's too much here to try to explain i get it we got the monkey dust we went

05:47through the whole thing the whole thing and then they really need to know she's 44 named kirk i don't

05:52think so i don't but i don't know i it it adds to the story it turns out it did can i officially

05:57dispose of it now i don't know i don't know unless there's any other twist let me see

06:01oh she also oh i did miss one thing i did miss one thing she also had a kinder egg up there

06:07with heroin in it so there you go ah are you sure there's actually two kinder eggs yeah one had

06:14the monkey dust one had the heroin there you go so there you go are you sure are you sure

06:19is there another page hurry up kids eat that kinder egg hey give me back that plastic this

06:25kinder egg tastes weird uh-oh you got the wrong one okay give me a little give me a kinder egg

06:35surprise grandma kirk that's all right grandma kirk needs that for later grandma kirk that's it i think

06:42that's it that should be it all right that's gotta be it i would think that'd be it that's got it she

06:47doesn't look like captain kirk there's no no there's nothing i don't know i don't know no she's

06:52got bangs and everything and uh hairdo yep can't really can't really figure it out anyways here we

06:59go it's going in the trash it's going bye there we go

07:03go

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