Peep Show: Slapped Over Crazy Bread

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old lady in Oklahoma who was charged after slapping a Little Caesars employee when he told her they were out of Crazy Bread.

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00:00It sucks to be old.

00:09A big 71-year-old woman in Oklahoma named Rachel Schurerman.

00:22She went through the drive-thru at a Little Caesars.

00:25Yeah.

00:26She ordered two pizzas and one crazy bread for herself.

00:31You know what I want?

00:32The usual.

00:33Two old pizzas and an order of crazy bread just for yourself, man.

00:36Yeah.

00:37Hot and ready right now.

00:42As a 17-year-old employee.

00:44Still mad you took away the extra most bestest.

00:48Which is?

00:49Extra pepperoni.

00:52Gone.

00:53A 17-year-old employee, as she pulled up to the window, said,

00:56Sorry, ma'am.

00:57Just realized we're out of crazy bread.

00:59We're out of crazy bread.

01:00It's impossible.

01:02It's a possibility.

01:04Go ahead and make another one.

01:06Rachel went nuts.

01:08Oh, I bet.

01:09This big old bride shouted at the dude.

01:13You're an idiot.

01:14Well, ask, kind of, yeah.

01:16Asked if he had a diploma.

01:18Yeah.

01:20No.

01:21No.

01:22Not yet.

01:23Not yet.

01:24Working on it.

01:26Screamed several times, are you serious?

01:28Are you serious?

01:30I mean, I'd say all these things.

01:34Got it.

01:36I mean, the only way to be out is the dough is gone.

01:40That's the only way to be out.

01:43The dough is gone.

01:45She hurled several insults at him.

01:48Oh, yeah.

01:49Asked if they hurt him.

01:51Did that what I say burn you?

01:54Was that a good burn?

01:56My diploma line?

01:59Were you hoping to graduate at some point?

02:02Now, she took her time getting out of her car.

02:06Oh, yeah.

02:07Hold on.

02:11Oh, you're a large.

02:13Large woman.

02:15Here I come.

02:16And slapped him across the face.

02:18Oh, wow.

02:20Take that.

02:21It was caught on video.

02:23Oh.

02:24Oh, great.

02:25I love when there's video.

02:26So we have this up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com for you to go check it out.

02:30There she is.

02:31Oh, man.

02:31It just looks like, you know, someone's grandma.

02:36Here's from the inside of the restaurant here.

02:40And this guy's just, she pulls up to the window.

02:42This guy's doing his deal.

02:45He walks over with two pizzas.

02:47Crazy bread, stab!

02:49And that's when he's telling her, hey, sorry.

02:50We just realized we don't have crazy bread.

02:52And that's when she starts hurling the insults.

02:56He's just taking it, though.

02:58He's just taking it, right?

02:59He's just taking it.

02:59He's like, grandma's yelling at me.

03:01She's opened her door now, and that's when she, yeah, that's when she.

03:03Yeah, let's be honest.

03:05She couldn't quite get out of the car.

03:07You're right.

03:08She just leaned.

03:10I don't know if she stood up.

03:11She's more of a lean.

03:12Yeah, you're right.

03:13More of a lean.

03:14And then he's like, all right.

03:15Then he goes back to call the manager.

03:18We'll see a better image here, I think, that's taken from outside.

03:22Yeah.

03:23He's got a beautiful vehicle.

03:24Yeah, let's need some work.

03:27Oh, I spray painted it myself.

03:30Matte black over silver.

03:32It didn't really take.

03:34I don't know if her window doesn't work or she opened her door for some reason.

03:37I guess it does not work.

03:38Okay, so that's why she had to open her door to talk to the guy.

03:40Yeah, it doesn't work.

03:41Here he is, popping his head out, telling her there's no crazy bread.

03:44No crazy bread.

03:45You're lucky I don't get out of this car and smack you on.

03:49That's when she starts hurling the insults, apparently.

03:51Yeah.

03:53Oh, he had every response that she hated, I'm sure.

03:56She can barely move in that car.

03:57She can barely move.

03:58She just has the door pressed up against the side of the building.

04:02But it was enough to let her.

04:05You tell that crazy bread.

04:06She was one crazy bread away from some kind of disaster.

04:09Oh, boy, look at this.

04:10Oh, yeah.

04:11She does make it kind of out when she gets in his face.

04:15And then that's when she slapped him right there.

04:16Yeah, I saw it right there.

04:17Yep.

04:18You really wanted that crazy bread.

04:19Yeah, she did.

04:21I've been there in life.

04:22I've been there in life.

04:23It is pretty good, but.

04:25But I'm not going to slap that guy out of someone for it.

04:29You all right there, Jason?

04:30You were getting up right close to that.

04:32I couldn't see if somebody was moving or if she was just shaking the vehicle and she got,

04:35if someone's in the passenger seat.

04:36No, I think it's just all her.

04:38It looked like that red thing was Musasa's turn.

04:41Oh, there it is.

04:41And it could be.

04:42The police asked this old broad.

04:44Don't kill him.

04:45The police asked this old broad about it.

04:47She said, quote, I was just joking around.

04:49You know how it is?

04:51No, we don't.

04:52I just really wanted some crazy bread.

04:54She also admitted to slapping the kid and insulting him, but she said she only did it one time.

05:00Is that how messed up we are, though?

05:02Like, we think because the crazy bread isn't there that we should be able to slap everyone that works there?

05:09I think so now.

05:10I think that's how fast food works.

05:12That's where we are.

05:12Yeah.

05:13That's where we are in life.

05:14That's our, like, crazy entitlement is so high.

05:18Violence is just, it happens everywhere there's food now.

05:22Yeah.

05:23It can happen at any time.

05:25Food places.

05:25I don't feel like slapping anyone.

05:28I almost just feel like crying.

05:31Crying?

05:32That would make a little crazy.

05:34A man is crying.

05:35They zoom in on the drive-thru camera, and there's a man.

05:39Breaking down.

05:40Sorry, we did.

05:41The person before you got the last crazy bread.

05:44No.

05:44Oh, no.

05:45Say it.

05:46We're just out of the stuff to make it.

05:50We'll have some tomorrow.

05:52We're getting a shipment in tonight, so we'll have some more tomorrow.

05:57It's just dough, buddy.

05:59Top with some spices.

06:01It's the best bread there is.

06:05A little bit of cheese.

06:06A little bit of cheese in there.

06:08Probably make it yourself at home if you wanted to give it a shot pretty easily.

06:13Just give me an extra hot and ready.

06:14What did you ask for?

06:16Just give me an extra hot and ready.

06:17One extra hot and ready.

06:18We got it.

06:18No problem.

06:19We do have that.

06:20We'll get that right out for you.

06:21If you could just pull up.

06:22I'll take extra most besties.

06:24You don't have that?

06:25No, we don't.

06:25We can't do that anymore.

06:26No!

06:29Yeah.

06:30I mean, I don't know.

06:31I don't have the I want to slap somebody thing.

06:34It's more of like, oh man, that's so devastating.

06:38I wanted crazy bread so bad, and I can't have it.

06:42That's so sad.

06:44I don't feel like I deserve it.

06:46I don't feel like I deserve...

06:48To be denied?

06:49No, look, I don't feel like I deserve to have crazy bread whenever I need it.

06:54Oh, okay.

06:54Well, that's a good way to be.

06:55Whenever I need it.

06:56That's a good way to be.

06:56I deserve it.

06:57You don't have fast food entitlement.

06:58There are so many people that are clearly feel that way.

07:02I think crazy bread's like a right.

07:04Right.

07:05Yeah.

07:06Their right.

07:06Their own personal right.

07:08Yeah.

07:08Well, this big old crazy bread lover.

07:10She's going to pay the price now for what she did.

07:14Man, how many crazy breads do you think she's eaten in her life?

07:16You can't put a number on her.

07:19Yeah, I mean, that's...

07:21I mean, they installed a drive-thru at the one near her.

07:25Just for that reason.

07:26I think if you took some of her blood, some of it would be that crazy bread.

07:28Yeah.

07:29Well, you're 12% crazy bread, man.

07:31Oh, look, a piece of Parmesan cheese just fell out of her.

07:34That's gross.

07:36That is gross.

07:37Yeah.

07:37Mm-hmm.

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