Peep Show: Chuck's Food Exorcism

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the chili-cheese fry demon Chuck was battling after discussing a woman in Florida who was arrested after trying to perform an exorcism on a child, and blamed her vomiting on bad lobster.

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00:00one more horrible person to tell you about this woman in pinellas county florida where deputies

00:11arrested her after she put a child through an exorcism wow an arrest report from the pinellas

00:20county sheriff's office no i'm just not right i don't like it no i don't like it i didn't like

00:26a woman told deputies she walked into what she thought was an exorcism a child was seen vomiting

00:35while the woman's roommate and sister prayed on the phone encouraging the child to vomit

00:44after leaving and returning 20 minutes later the roommate said she saw the child undergoing the

00:49exorcism deputies took the child after some time the victim said the person on the phone was

00:56speaking another language to get the demon out of her oh yeah that's how you do it the report said

01:04that sullivan told the victim there was a demon inside her afterward the child was scared and felt

01:08sick she blamed the vomiting on bad lobster she ate the day before more more more than likely

01:15it's either the devil or bad lobster every time almost every single time almost

01:22it feels like the devil right now i'm wrestling with either a demon or some chili cheese fries

01:30what is it oh what is it oh what is it i don't know but the demon is down there i feel better with

01:35this i think chuck's is definitely what is it does it need to get out of you yeah oh oh god i can hear it i think i hear it

01:46oh no oh you're possessed

01:48where's the holy water

01:51forget the holy water spray with pepto-bizmo

01:55be gone

01:57oh it's gone

02:00it was just the chili cheese fries

02:04just the chili cheese fries

02:06i'm good

02:08chuck thought i was possessed there for a bit

02:11holy cow huh

02:16i didn't know there was like a like a funky part to this

02:18oh yeah you never get to hear that huh

02:21this got a little bit happier after i did it

02:24it's like oh this is perfect timing

02:28yeah jazz it up it's just a chili cheese fries

02:31it's more of a happy song

02:35you must have food exorcisms quite a bit

02:37every day

02:38yeah like all the time some are worse than others

02:41cheese bread cheesy bread

02:42yeah

02:43get the cheesy bread out

02:44yeah it's like why did i eat two bags of crazy bread

02:47and it's like i've got you

02:50yep and honestly if i'm gonna be 100% honest

03:00there are times i've like gone through it in there

03:05where if you had a microphone

03:07in there

03:07like not here

03:08oh

03:09but like at home

03:10oh yeah yeah yeah

03:10yeah

03:11if it was recorded

03:12it would sound like someone was

03:15being exercised

03:16yeah

03:17had a demon in him

03:18you know

03:19get it out

03:20yeah

03:21oh god

03:23oh god

03:25be gone

03:26there's a lot of me praying

03:28that it's over

03:31yeah this is not scary at all

03:37no

03:37they knew

03:39they knew to just play that little beginning part

03:42they were like don't

03:43listen he did a whole big song

03:44but let's not

03:44yeah

03:45yeah

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