Peep Show: Kids Spilling Stuff

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a kid in Hong Kong who knocked over a Teletubby statue at a toy shop. This leads to Andy sharing how he used to spill drinks all the time when he was a kid when his dad would take them to restaurants.

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00:00A dad in Hong Kong is being asked to fork over more than $4,000

00:13after his young son knocked over a giant six-foot-tall

00:20Teletubby sculpture in a shopping center, and it broke.

00:26But here's the surveillance video.

00:28You can kind of judge for yourself what you think is going on here.

00:33Oh, did he back up into it?

00:34Yeah, he, like, leaned against it.

00:35I think he did.

00:37It looks just like an accident.

00:39Yeah, the kid was just leaning on it.

00:43I mean, you can't lean on it.

00:45I mean, I guess you have to have a, it looks like a liability to me,

00:51because if there was just a kid on the other side of this thing.

00:53And leaning up against it, pushed it down?

00:56Yeah.

00:56Then anyone could have bumped into it and knocked it down.

00:58Yeah, this happened to my dad one time.

01:00There was this, like, store in the mall.

01:02I don't even remember what it was, but it always had all these glass things.

01:05And my dad was like, we're going to go in here.

01:07He's like, you don't even get near anything.

01:10I'm like, okay.

01:11And my little brother knocked over a whole shelf of these glass things.

01:16Oh, my God.

01:17My dad didn't wait to go.

01:18We got out of there.

01:22My dad walked away from his children.

01:24Yeah.

01:24There was an escape.

01:26He was like, that's going to figure itself out, I think.

01:28Yeah.

01:29Abandoned.

01:32Yeah.

01:33I feel, my dad knew how clumsy I was.

01:35I feel bad for him now because I feel like I've spilled a drink at every restaurant between,

01:41like, here and, like, Missouri.

01:44Then we stopped at, like, once a meal.

01:46I'd just be like,

01:46Why did I create him?

01:55Why did I create him?

02:02I created him, and he did this.

02:06Sorry, Dad.

02:07I wonder how many parents have said...

02:09I obviously am already starting to gain weight at a rapid pace.

02:13Hey, Dad, you think I can get another chocolate milk?

02:16Oh, because that one spilled?

02:17That was just every time.

02:19It was pure.

02:20Ah.

02:21I can see you as little Andy doing it.

02:24I'm like, sorry!

02:25Oops!

02:26Oops again!

02:30Oops.

02:30Oops again.

02:33I think a lot of parents say,

02:35Why did I create them?

02:36Yeah, now it's starting to make sense.

02:38Every restaurant, like, Bob Evans, like, uh, we would be at, like, nice seafood restaurants.

02:44I'm like, oops, sorry!

02:45Yeah.

02:46Every time.

02:47Yeah, well.

02:48You had to deal with that emotionally.

02:50Yeah, I think, like, what is that, like, one in four kids?

02:52It's, like, spilly?

02:54I think so, yeah.

02:55Right?

02:55Yeah.

02:56Because, you know, our oldest wasn't, but, again, Zane.

02:58Hurricane Zane, for a reason.

02:59He would always knock things over.

03:01And then you have the debate of,

03:03Should I punish him and not get him a drink?

03:06Right.

03:07Or, it's just an accident, so I should replace the drink.

03:09You know?

03:11Yeah, how did your dad...

03:12I just remember my dad always being like, damn it!

03:14I'm going to, like, in the middle, like, we need a towel over here!

03:18We need a towel over here!

03:19And I'm like...

03:20Yeah.

03:22Yeah.

03:23He's a Marine, I'd probably get him the towel over here!

03:26I have no way to...

03:27He's a Marine!

03:29Yep.

03:30Did you get another drink after that?

03:32Yeah, of course.

03:33Yeah, of course.

03:33Like, I'm pretty...

03:34I'm still pretty parked.

03:35Yeah, you need to drink.

03:37I'm going to put a lid on this!

03:40And some waitresses are totally cool, and some are bitches, right?

03:44Yeah, some are.

03:44Like, some are like, oh, sweetie, don't worry, we'll get you another drink.

03:46And some are like, well, you're going to have to clean that up.

03:49Yeah.

03:49Yeah, I feel like there's some moms, and then there are some, like, non-mom...

03:54Like, a mom tends to understand.

03:56Like, oh, you just spilled it, honey, it's going to be fine.

03:59Yeah, my dad never understood.

04:02No, dads don't understand.

04:04I'd be furious, I'll tell you right now, if one of my kids spilled something out of it,

04:08I'd be furious.

04:09It was an excessive amount of times I did that to him.

04:12Like, you know, I can look at it factually, statistically, and be like,

04:17literally one out of probably every two times we went to a restaurant, I spilled an entire...

04:21So what was it?

04:23You were just so excited to get it?

04:24I just, like, reach for it, and be like, yeah, I wouldn't pay any attention.

04:27Could you imagine, like, Andy as a kid?

04:29You know, a little Andy as a kid.

04:29I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

04:31I was like, oh, my God, you're not allowed to just shoot him with a trank dart.

04:38I don't know what to do.

04:39I don't know what to do.

04:41Other than just terrify him until he listens.

04:43So you would quickly reach for your drink and really just punch it right across the table.

04:49I was a fat little excited.

04:50I'm like, we're out on the town.

04:51This is great.

04:52Experience it live.

04:53Get a drink.

04:54Oh, God!

04:55Bob Evans!

04:56Yeah.

04:57The wonders of the cuisine of Bob Evans!

05:00Yep.

05:01I'm on the farm.

05:02Someone said, I'm the youngest and the spilly kid.

05:05We're Italian, so we talk with our hands a lot, which was never a good mix.

05:09Yeah, that might be it, too.

05:10I think we all, like, everybody in my family does that.

05:13Yeah.

05:14Get really animated.

05:15Out of three kids, I'm the spilly one.

05:18Parents always just got me water.

05:20Oh.

05:21That's a good call.

05:22That is, but that's devastating.

05:23That's so sad.

05:24Water?

05:24Like, imagine, Andy, you want chocolate milk and you can only get water?

05:27It was always chocolate milk.

05:28I was always covered in it.

05:29It's chocolate milk.

05:30I'm like, sorry, ruin more clothes.

05:33That's the thing, though, but, like, I feel like...

05:35I did choose the worst drinks.

05:37I was always like, just chocolate milk, nothing too crazy.

05:40Chocolate milk for, like, a red pop.

05:43You got, like, a red pop.

05:44No.

05:45Yes.

05:45Every time.

05:46You've got to be allowed to have red pop.

05:47The spilly kid.

05:48Listen, the spilly kid always has red pop.

05:51Like, Shirley Temple, extra grinning.

05:53Right, exactly.

05:55I just want it to permanently stain anything that it's smeared.

05:59No orange, red, nothing.

06:02It's the worst choices.

06:03It is.

06:04Look, my arms are red.

06:05It stayed that way.

06:07I showered and everything.

06:09Oh, man, the red pop.

06:11You're right.

06:12I ordered the worst stuff.

06:14Yep.

06:16Yeah, no, it's...

06:17Any parent has been through that, I'm sure.

06:19Yeah, especially with multiple kids.

06:21Oh, my God.

06:21And you just hopefully handle it correctly.

06:23You don't scar them.

06:24I feel like it was always this move.

06:26Like, the drink was right here, and I was always like...

06:28Oh, yeah.

06:31No kid picks it up, either.

06:35No, they don't.

06:35No kid picks it up.

06:37No, they never do.

06:37Just like...

06:37Pick it up.

06:38Slow-mo, like, every time.

06:39Like, no.

06:41Yeah.

06:43Boopsy-poopsy.

06:43It's happened again.

06:46Try to help.

06:50Why did I create this line?

06:55Sorry.

06:57Sorry.

06:59Yeah.

07:03That was it.

07:04Yep.

07:05Yep.

07:06Your brother would be like...

07:09Run!

07:10He'd be like, hurry, get in the car!

07:16Yep.

07:18Oh, man.

07:19Yeah.

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