Peep Show: Grandpa's Butt Plug

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an e-mail from a listener who was cleaning out his grandpa's house after moving him to assisted living and found a butt plug.

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00:00check out this poor guy here he says as he writes us in email i never thought i'd have anything

00:14happen to me that would be worthy of writing into your show about but unfortunately here we are

00:18recently my grandfather moved into an assisted living facility now that he's gotten to be older

00:23and is having trouble taking care of himself his apartment came unfurnished so we had to go through

00:27his stuff to find things he might want in his new place this was also going to be when i would find

00:33anything i might want to take to remember him by since we were going to sell his house and everything

00:38in it so anyway as i'm going through his computer desk things got weird yeah yeah first there was a

00:46bottle of baby oil in the drawer you know what that's for by a box of tissues which i chose to

00:51ignore he says no that's when you stop when you see the jerk off station that's a stop sign

00:57yeah i don't know if people know this but that's a stop sign yeah lotion or oil plus tissues equals

01:02stop yep just stop this desk's gotta go he didn't stop no then i found beta max porn tapes

01:10guys i'd never even heard of beta max before this of course you have

01:14but what i can't get over is what i found next

01:19what do you think you found next i'm gonna say butt plug

01:24yeah i knew it i knew it truck has the same setup

01:32it's my exact set up i got my beta max set up i hit play on all those tapes i found in my youth

01:45the only way to watch is porn like untraceable it's like you can't even make out the definition

01:52of nipples like i think she has nipples can't tell a silver butt plug with a bedazzled end

02:00you want the girlier version huh he likes it a little fancier yeah he does

02:05shook me to my core and now i don't know if i can see my grandpa the same way again

02:11that's why you should have stopped yeah you should have stopped okay uh-huh here's his question

02:17what if he wants this

02:20i don't know how he could ever ask us to get it for him and i don't know how we could just show up

02:29with butt plug in hand oh so he's not gone he's not dead no no he's just moving into assisted living

02:35wow but he's getting old and who are we to deny him his pleasures what i would say is hey i just

02:43got a box i just opened up the drawers of your desk and dumped it all in there gramps whatever's

02:50in there's in there i don't know i didn't look good yeah thank you he says i doubt he's going to

02:57be able to buy a new one just leave that alone don't you don't have to bring it to assisted living

03:03i don't think he's using that now how old is this guy either he doesn't say doesn't say how old

03:10he is to sneak it into the bag with his medication and hand it to the nurse i think it's about like

03:16i don't know i don't know if i'd hook someone up with their butt plug i don't know if i'm really

03:22that worried about my grandpa's anal pleasures that much you know what i mean like i just want

03:27to forget that you even found it yeah that's that's on grandpa yeah you know i don't grandpa

03:33didn't he's got other issues he's still got resources in assisted living like he could still

03:37like probably get online and order himself somebody texted in saying what if it's just

03:41his grandma's butt plug and it's something that he kept to remember her by oh jesus that's a saw

03:46that's a story of love everlasting love yep i don't know so he's at least got to tell himself that it

03:53was his grandma's that's honestly i don't know i don't know but i mean i don't know if it any of

03:59it's good he's still got to see his grandpa you know what i think i would i would make up a story

04:04in my head like long before there was my grandma my grandpa met a real doozy of a woman and he's

04:15always kept that it's just a weird one because i don't know i don't think you can just take that

04:21thing to tgi fridays and grandpa give it to him there it's so you pick him up from the home you take

04:28him to tgi fridays you'd have to get take out you'd have to get take out and bring it in bring the

04:32tater skins yeah you'd have to yeah slipping in the bag with the tater skins there's amazon right

04:37if he wants it bad if grandma's ashes are in there we've heard of that it's incredible what a

04:42that's the jewel that's what the jewel is they can make you into a diamond they can they can make

04:48you into maybe they were into pegging and that's their little secret god whoa he says i'm just

04:54wondering if anyone else has found anything disturbing owned by their grandparents and what they did

04:58about it do you know though like so say i'm you know i'm uh gonna turn 50 i'm going right into

05:06assisted living as fast as i can uh and i'm like i know i have some stuff in some drawers

05:15i probably call my brother and i'm like dude my kids can't find these certain things and you get

05:24you know that i'm you know i just turned 50 i'm going to assisted living yeah like you know i've

05:31longed to be in assisted living um so you need to go get it because don't you think gramps he knows

05:39what's in the beta max drawer someone said listen it's weird i know but my grandfather is in his 90s

05:44and is still sexually active and since he's so old the backside is the only way he gets satisfaction

05:48so he can't get too much about your grandpa that's way too much to know

05:55it's way too much to know like i don't have them yet but i make this solemn promise

06:04i will not tell my grandkids about my b-hole that's good never say never no i won't unless it's like

06:12you know warning them about some kind of terrible affliction but i'm definitely not gonna

06:19talk about well yeah the boner died so i can only have orgasms from the back

06:25like i will not say never ever ever well that person clearly did well yeah but maybe he's just

06:32terrible a little loosey-goosey up there too oh god you hope not i think in my pop pops closet

06:37i found a box of bdsm porn box of dirty dildos and a gimp mask ah makes it weird when you call

06:46them your pop pop i really did it made it hit me to my core i never called my grandpa pop pop

06:52but if i did i'd be devastated to find all that stuff i really would

07:02okay so here's a question uh-oh what is the age when you can no longer risk having it

07:10your sexual your stuff treasure chest yeah because i do think like as life goes on i don't think there's

07:18any set age right when you start to fall the second you get uneasy it's good i like that

07:26that's a good rule i'm gonna write that one down that's an indicator the second well i fell today

07:32yeah that's it so i gotta get rid of all my sex toys yeah get it dude you have to you know what

07:38could happen yep i'll be grudgingly hand over the fleshlight to james i'll take them off your

07:46hands for a reasonable price here you go james i present you with the golden light oh thank you

07:51yeah go clean it i would have you should my falling started when i was like 11 so

07:58yeah i know if i was dave i couldn't have a box of goodies

08:02he can hit his head at any moment any second any second he's almost died twice

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