Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was stabbed with toenail clippers and then talk about people who like sucking feet.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:08An 82-year-old Boston man
00:13Okay
00:14He's 82
00:15He's facing charges
00:17After he stabbed someone
00:21With the only weapon he could find nearby
00:25Um
00:27I don't
00:32I don't know
00:34Sewing needle
00:37No
00:39Knitting needle
00:40Pair of nail clippers
00:42Oh I mean I guess if it's got that
00:45It's got that pulley out part
00:47But how bad will that stab you
00:50I mean I think it goes all the way in
00:51I think I could get it to go all the way in
00:53It can be sharp right
00:54That's what the toenail digger outer
00:57Like what is that device for
00:58Yeah it's got a file on it
01:00And it has that little hook
01:02Never viewed it as a weapon
01:04I have
01:05So small
01:06I always look at
01:07When I look down at it
01:08I'm like if I have to
01:09I'll kill someone with this
01:12Everything falls apart
01:13A lot of them
01:14A lot of them
01:14That I have purchased recently
01:17Don't have that little piece
01:18I agree
01:20You gotta look to make sure
01:21Yeah
01:21It has the toenail digger outer
01:22Yes you do
01:22Yes you do
01:23If you want the finest
01:24They don't make it
01:26When you get that like sock gunk
01:28Yeah that's it
01:30You just gotta you know
01:30Help
01:31Trapped in the corner
01:32Yeah
01:32You gotta dig that out
01:34I'm with you
01:35Fuck
01:35Yep
01:36Let's watch a video on it
01:39No let's not
01:40Watch a video on it
01:41You know sometimes you get that
01:43Fuzz in there
01:44Yeah
01:45I think men's feet are different
01:47Than ladies feet
01:48They are yeah
01:48We might get a lot more things
01:49Trapped
01:50Than ladies do
01:51I get pedicures
01:52I'll look on the regular
01:53So
01:54Yeah
01:54This could just happen
01:55Like one day of sock use
01:57That's it
01:57Yeah
01:57Like you can have
01:58Cheap socks
01:59Take a shower
02:01You're fine
02:01You go to take them off
02:03You're like whoa
02:03Half the sock
02:05Yeah
02:05The old black toes
02:06Yeah
02:07Sometimes the smelliest stuff
02:09Oh yeah
02:10No toe stuff
02:11Yeah
02:12Of course
02:12I'm sorry
02:13Male big toes are
02:15I'm sorry
02:16That's why I don't understand
02:17Like any female
02:19That wants to put
02:20A man's toe in the mouth
02:21You can't
02:22I can't even imagine
02:23I can't wrap my mind around it
02:24I can't either
02:25Honestly it doesn't make sense
02:26Why would
02:27You throw up
02:28Okay
02:28My feet are attractive
02:30But
02:30They will
02:32I still don't understand
02:33Why a woman would want them
02:34In her mouth
02:35No
02:35That's
02:36That's gross
02:37No
02:38You wouldn't deny it though
02:40You've said that before
02:42That if a woman
02:43Asked to suck on your toes
02:44You wouldn't
02:45Do you know what kind of
02:46Position I'd have to be in
02:47To
02:47What do you mean
02:48Position just this
02:49Well I mean what
02:51Am I laying flat
02:51Down and she's
02:53This is the end of the bed
02:53I assume
02:54You just have to lay down
02:56I don't know what
02:56Position you would lay down
02:57You think you need to be in
02:58To have someone
02:59To lick your toes
03:00I feel like your
03:01Legs are up in the air
03:02Somehow
03:02No why would they be
03:04She can come to the toes
03:05My toes don't have to go to her
03:07They never come to the toes
03:09Come to the toes
03:10I guess you haven't
03:11I haven't been involved
03:11I guess I haven't
03:12Yeah you gotta put your legs up
03:13That's what they want
03:15Would you let a lady
03:15Suck on your toes
03:16You wouldn't
03:17No way
03:18She's like listen
03:19We're gonna bang
03:19I'm keeping socks on
03:20I just
03:20What
03:21Yeah
03:22Yeah
03:22I'd bang the socks on
03:23Yeah sure
03:24Like are you embarrassed
03:25By your feet
03:26My
03:26Just from basketball
03:27My
03:27If
03:28I have a lot of bruised
03:29And like
03:31Your toenails
03:32Ever fall out
03:32Yeah
03:33No it's more than that
03:34What's going on
03:35With your feet man
03:35What's going on
03:36With your feet
03:37There's nothing else
03:38Wow
03:38Now you're being interrogated
03:40About your feet
03:41Get the waterboarding stuff
03:43If you don't take your socks off
03:44You're embarrassed by your feet
03:45I
03:46No he's got like
03:47Runner's feet
03:48Yeah
03:48He's from basketball
03:49Yeah he's got
03:50I play twice a week so
03:50Like one of my toes is
03:53Permanently bruised
03:54Like it's purple
03:55It's
03:56The toenail
03:57Yeah
03:58Yeah
03:58He's a mess down there
04:00I swear I don't have any
04:01Warts or boils
04:02Or whatever you're
04:02Getting after
04:03Mine look totally fine
04:04Except they look like
04:06Hobbit feet
04:07So not something
04:08You really want to kiss on
04:09Are there any
04:10Female toe suckers
04:11Out there
04:11Oh god
04:12Oh my
04:14Ladies
04:14Sure
04:15What attracts you
04:16To a man's feet
04:17What turns you on
04:19About sucking
04:20On our toes
04:21They gotta like
04:22The smell a bit
04:23If you are brave enough
04:24To call us
04:25Please do
04:261-855-954-6969
04:30Are you a female
04:31Toe sucker
04:311-855-954-6969
04:35If you must
04:35You can text us
04:36At 4-6969
04:38But we'd love to
04:39Get into the mind
04:40Of a female toe sucker
04:41Would we?
04:43Dave would
04:44Yeah
04:44Dave's trying
04:45Like every once in a while
04:46Like Dave's like
04:47National Geographic
04:48He's gotta like
04:50Really try to figure something out
04:51Yeah because
04:52I can't figure it out
04:53In my head
04:54Let's see if we can
04:55Figure it out
04:56In their heads
04:56Oh man
04:57I wouldn't even know
04:58What to do
04:58If I was laying down
04:59And someone started
05:01Making their way down
05:02And I'm like
05:02This is getting good
05:03Making their way downtown
05:04But then they're like
05:04Kept on going
05:06Down
05:07Right
05:08So they passed
05:09The good stuff
05:09And I'm like
05:10Okay
05:10Maybe there's some
05:11Thigh stuff
05:12Maybe we'll just
05:13Alright
05:13Let's take a
05:14Yeah take a
05:15Where
05:16What
05:16Once you get to my shins
05:18I'm starting
05:20I'm in red alert
05:21You don't have to say no
05:22Right
05:22I'm start
05:23Listen I'd prepare
05:25For if I know
05:27That you know
05:27I could get busy
05:28I'd prepare
05:29I'd clean
05:29Sure but I mean
05:31But I don't know
05:32If I'm really like
05:32Scrubbing my toes
05:33I don't know
05:34If I
05:34To clean
05:35Yeah I mean
05:35I've taken a shower
05:36But I don't know if
05:38I'm not prepared
05:39For someone
05:39To suck on them
05:40I can't
05:41Yeah you'd have to
05:42Give me a real heads up
05:43Yeah hey
05:44Tonight's toe night
05:44Yeah I'd be like
05:45Okay
05:46Yeah
05:46Let me get some stuff
05:47Together
05:48Like there's
05:48Taco Tuesday
05:49Toe Thursday
05:50And what toe
05:50The big toe right
05:51I'd get
05:52I'd do them all
05:53I think they'd be all right
05:54But I'm saying
05:54They have to have a favorite
05:55They're interested in
05:56Oh the biggest
05:57Don't you think
05:57Some of them
05:58Suck them all at once
06:00Oh yeah they do
06:01Yeah I think you're right
06:03Like a whole foot
06:04Yeah that doesn't
06:05So you guys would let it happen
06:06Looking down and seeing
06:07I think I
06:08Lisa I don't have a lot of choices
06:10Listen if you're guaranteed
06:11To get sex out of it Lisa
06:12I'm gonna let a lady
06:14Well like I've always said this
06:16That if I knew
06:17That doing something
06:18One thing
06:19Was going to get
06:20Someone
06:21To the real place
06:23Not a fake one
06:23Like a real one
06:25Would I consider
06:26Doing that one thing
06:27Yes
06:28I would
06:29And if that was like
06:31Unfortunately
06:31They had to
06:33I had to do
06:34Toe stuff to them
06:36I probably would do it man
06:38Okay let's go here
06:39That's so bad
06:40That's so bad
06:40Mackenzie's with us
06:41I'm not proud
06:42Hi Mackenzie
06:43Hey so
06:45Yeah I think I've been
06:47Listening to you guys
06:48For too long
06:48And too much
06:49Cause I have a one year old
06:51And the other night
06:53I was you know
06:54Playing with her
06:55And putting her
06:55Feet in my mouth
06:57You know like
06:57I'm gonna get your feet
06:58I'm gonna eat your feet
06:59All that
06:59Is that where
07:01This is all coming from
07:02All like the fetish
07:03With the feet
07:04And the sucking on the toes
07:05And everything
07:06Oh like mom
07:07That's weird
07:07Mom used to do it
07:08And you don't realize it
07:10Oh wow that's weird
07:11Yeah and it's
07:12Something to talk
07:13To a therapist about
07:14Are you
07:15Are you
07:16An adult toe sucker
07:17Mackenzie
07:18I am not
07:19I am not
07:20I don't want his feet
07:21Near me
07:22Right
07:23He doesn't want mine
07:24Near him
07:25But yeah
07:26Like as I was doing it
07:27I'm like wait a minute
07:28Is this like some weird
07:29Twisted thing
07:30That that's like
07:31Happening with some
07:32You know
07:33I always assume
07:35Mackenzie yeah
07:35I assume that all of it
07:36Comes from a weird
07:37Twisted like weird
07:38Childhood
07:40Thing
07:42I never thought of that
07:43You know
07:43They always say like
07:44The oral fixation stuff
07:46Comes from when
07:47Parents are
07:48Like they stop a kid
07:50From like putting things
07:52In their mouth
07:53All the time
07:53Right
07:54Like and then
07:54They become fixated
07:55Because they weren't allowed
07:57And then they want things
07:58Um
07:59This person texted in saying
08:00I'm a guy who has had
08:01His toes sucked by a lady
08:03Yeah
08:04Every time though
08:05The lady wanted to suck my toes
08:06She wanted to do it
08:08While pegging me
08:09Maybe that's why
08:11I'm thinking of your legs up
08:12Jack
08:14What are you up to
08:15I'm just saying
08:16She said it helped her
08:17Get off
08:18Yeah
08:20That is
08:21I mean it's just wild
08:22That she's getting off
08:24Inside me
08:25Elizabeth texted us
08:28She said
08:28Absolutely not
08:29Am I a toe sucker
08:30Thank you
08:31My husband's toes
08:32Gross me out
08:32Even when they're clean
08:33Nasty lint stuck in there
08:35See the lint
08:36Gross
08:36Yeah the lint man
08:37That's why we got that hook
08:39That's why we got that
08:41That's why we do
08:42It is
08:43Come on
08:43I mean it is
08:44It's to get it out
08:45It can't be real
08:46Someone's messing with us
08:47It has to be right
08:47This woman loves a cheesy toe
08:49Loves the smell
08:50Wow
08:50I mean I don't think it's real
08:52But I do think that
08:53There has to be people
08:54Out there that love the smell
08:56If there are women
08:57That love men's BO
08:59And they want their face
09:01Right in that armpit
09:02Then there are some woman
09:04Out there that wants
09:05To taste your toe fuzz
09:06Okay so this woman said
09:07I actually do love
09:08Sucking on my boyfriend's toes
09:09It turns him on
09:11Like nothing else
09:12For him
09:12There's a direct connection
09:14Between his toes
09:15And his penis
09:15A tongue between his toes
09:18Makes him squirm
09:19Instant on button
09:21Wow
09:22I mean I
09:23I could use a couple
09:24Extra buttons
09:25But
09:25Get some faulty buttons
09:29Which I do
09:29Yeah
09:29My buttons are all failing
09:31That'd be nice to know
09:34But I don't think
09:34I have any kind of connection
09:35I would be so
09:39In my own head about it
09:41Like oh
09:41Why are my toes in her mouth
09:43I couldn't
09:44I don't think there'd be
09:45An erotic
09:46See I'd be turned off
09:48If I look down
09:49And
09:50She had all five
09:52Of my toes in her mouth
09:54Like it's a very
09:55It's not attractive to me
09:56That's not an image
09:58You want to see
09:59Oh yeah
10:00I've got a
10:01I've got a wide foot too
10:02So I mean
10:03I mean
10:03It's dainty
10:04But it's wide
10:05Don't do it like that
10:06Oh man
10:06Don't make that
10:07It's weird
10:08Stop that
10:08It's weird
10:09Someone said
10:11I don't want feet in my mouth
10:12But I love my feet
10:13In someone's mouth
10:14See
10:15And my partner
10:16Has a major foot fetish
10:17So it actually works out
10:18For us
10:18Well they found each other
10:19Right
10:20I mean I do think
10:20That sometimes
10:21People find each other
10:22This woman said
10:23I'd rather lick
10:24My guy's backside
10:25Than suck his toes
10:27That's pretty bad
10:27I honestly think
10:29That the numbers
10:30On that right there
10:31Yeah
10:31If you gave a lady
10:32Two options
10:33I think
10:34They'd go back door
10:35Over toes
10:36It would be
10:36Shockingly high
10:38On the backside
10:39Shockingly high
10:41Well people are doing it
10:41Anyway right
10:42Right
10:42Also though
10:44If I need some
10:45Heads up
10:46On my toes
10:47Can you imagine
10:47The two week
10:48Heads up
10:49I'd need on that area
10:50My god
10:50I'd need two weeks
10:52Yeah
10:52Two weeks to prepare
10:54For back door
10:54I'd have to change
10:55My entire diet
10:56For two weeks
10:57Before I felt
10:58Even the slightest
10:59Bit of comfort
11:00Back there
11:01It's no go man
11:04Someone said
11:05I don't understand
11:06What everyone's freaked out
11:07About about toes
11:07I've had worse things
11:08In my mouth
11:09We put penises
11:10In our mouth
11:11Fingers
11:12Fingers are a lot
11:13Dirtier than most
11:14Toes and socks
11:15I challenge that
11:17People need to relax
11:18I mean I get it
11:19It's you know
11:20There's just something
11:22About the foot
11:22That's gross
11:23I clip
11:24I clip my toes
11:25You know
11:26And I don't think
11:27I live an extraordinarily
11:28Gross lifestyle
11:30You know
11:32I take showers
11:33Every single day
11:33I do all that stuff
11:34Your toes
11:36They jump up
11:37And bite you
11:38Yeah they do
11:38You know
11:39Like there's just
11:40And this person said
11:42Boyfriend and I
11:43Tried sucking
11:44Each other's toes
11:44Once
11:45To see if we liked it
11:46We did it in the
11:47Swimming pool
11:47Because it felt
11:48More sanitary
11:49For us that way
11:49Was not for us
11:51What a thing
11:52To sit there
11:52And be like
11:53Hey you know
11:53We're swimming
11:54I got an idea
11:55Wanna try toe sucking
11:57Sure
11:58You know
11:59What a thing
12:00To walk in
12:01On someone
12:02Experimenting with
12:03Do
12:03Yikes
12:05Well there's
12:06A lot of toe suckers
12:07Out there
12:07Yeah
12:08And some of them
12:08Are very offended
12:09That other people
12:10Don't like it
12:11No I mean
12:11It's their thing
12:12It's okay
12:13It's you know
12:14You do you
12:15As we always say
12:17Yeah
12:17You do you