Peep Show: Your Dirty Confession

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their dirty confessions. One guy uses his fingers to help himself poop and a lady bites off her toenails.

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00:00what's your dirty confession uh miguel from chicago formally referred to as the naked latino

00:16yes yes uh he's joining us yeah well you made me that way dave but i never liked that name

00:23of course not no one would yeah no one i tend to do that to people and i apologize

00:28that's true um it's fine it's fine took them years to tell you that it really did uh you have a dirty

00:34confession though of course uh yes well first of all hello bitches uh yes of course yeah

00:43inappropriate penis to you as well go ahead well anyways before i poop i don't do it all the time

00:49oh man this is so embarrassing uh-huh i put a i put a finger up there yeah so i could help me poop

00:56yeah just get it going like uh you know

01:00we need a new nickname for you now

01:02just give dave a couple seconds

01:04you should have stuck with naked latino

01:10what's up poop fingers

01:14the latin poop poker

01:16okay i have a another confession

01:23oh no i know

01:24i don't know if we can take it

01:26what is it

01:27i'm okay i'm still like half asleep and i just realized i called and i shouldn't have called

01:34oh my goodness

01:39oh well

01:41ah miguel

01:42okay

01:43thank you miguel

01:44bye

01:44always great to speak to you

01:47yep bye

01:49bye

01:50bye

01:50there's old latin poop fingers

01:52we never know what i'll say

01:53no you honestly you have no idea

01:55i have never heard of that being a thing

01:56to encourage uh bowel movements

01:59there's times i want to reach right up there

02:01there's times i'm wanting to reach out

02:02like this is but we'll like seal up

02:05he's got to break the seal

02:06no no

02:06no

02:07i don't understand

02:08super tight

02:10i do like latino poop poker though

02:12oh my god

02:15that is a dirty confession

02:16see

02:17for sure

02:17wondered why i felt uncomfortable

02:19somebody texted in calling it

02:20he's ringing the doorbell

02:21oh man imagine doorbells are like that

02:27goodness gracious

02:30finger right in it

02:31oh boy

02:31let's go

02:32to voice changing technology

02:34oh okay

02:35yep yep

02:35hi anonymous

02:36how you doing

02:38good how are you

02:39good

02:40what's your comment here on your dirty confession

02:42um i use my wife's dildo when she leaves the house

02:46upon yourself

02:48oh yeah dave

02:49much like the latin poop poker

02:51yup

02:52um so when she leaves

02:55you put her dildo in your rear

02:57yes

02:58yes

02:59do you participate in backdoor stuff with her

03:02i do not

03:04so she has no idea you're into this

03:07no

03:08what do you think

03:10if you could turn down your radio too

03:11it's incredibly distracting

03:12yeah

03:13what do you think her reaction would be

03:15if she found out you are using her dildo in your rear

03:21i don't know

03:23she might like it

03:23she might not

03:24oh i don't know

03:25i'm gonna go with

03:26she probably

03:26i don't wanna find out

03:27right

03:28oh no

03:28that'll be your dirty little secret

03:31yes

03:32yeah

03:33she'd probably just want you to get your own

03:35yeah

03:36yeah

03:36could you maybe just

03:37could you maybe just go get your own

03:40yeah but what if

03:41you know

03:42and she finds it

03:43because i feel like

03:43she's not cleaning it well

03:45yeah

03:45you say oh i

03:46i was hiding that

03:48i was gonna break

03:49break that out in one of our sexual

03:50all right that's for you

03:51that's for you

03:52just clean it

03:53just scrub it a little

03:54first honey

03:55i don't

03:56voice changing technology

03:59hi anonymous

04:00how are you

04:01good how are you

04:03good we've got our first female dirty confession

04:05and what is it that you do

04:07i bite my own toenails

04:10oh you're one of these

04:12oh well

04:13we've heard about people like you

04:14impressed by your flexibility

04:16disgusted by what you do with it

04:18yeah

04:19i'm a well-educated mother

04:21married but i

04:22bite my toenails

04:24has anyone ever busted you

04:26biting your own toenails

04:28has anyone ever seen you do it

04:30not yet

04:31have you ever thought of doing any kind of um

04:34like in the adult world

04:36like uh like an only fans

04:38where you eat your own feet

04:39oh

04:40uh that is a great question

04:43i might have to uh look into that

04:44no i just wondered if there would

04:46don't you think there'd be a market for that

04:47eating your own feet

04:48yeah i feel like

04:50like a niche right

04:51you haven't like a niche

04:52everyone needs a niche market

04:53for that kind of thing

04:55do people into foot fetish stuff

04:56want to see people eat their own feet though

04:58i think so

04:59call me chuck

05:00oh yeah okay

05:01i'm more into james's feet

05:06his tootsie

05:07his mouth has already got some tootsies

05:09occupying his face

05:11yeah

05:11i'm already cleaning toes

05:13uh

05:14have you ever thought about a professional pedicure

05:17oh i get them

05:19you get them

05:20still in between

05:21you have to

05:22okay so

05:23do you just

05:24bite them

05:24do you just bite the big ones

05:27or you bite all of them

05:28oh

05:30oh good question

05:31uh just big ones i guess

05:33yeah

05:33see

05:34yeah

05:35see

05:35all right

05:37well i mean

05:38that's disgusting

05:39but all the best to you

05:40i'm telling you

05:43look into it

05:43see ya

05:44wouldn't want to kiss you after that

05:45good luck with the only fans

05:46oof

05:47yeah

05:50uh here's a

05:50this is a woman just like

05:52the latino poop poker

05:54um she said

05:5540 year old female

05:56my dirty confession is

05:57i will dig my poop

05:59out of my butt

06:00with my fingers

06:00oh my god

06:01man

06:04why is there a need to

06:05your body

06:05will naturally

06:07help you release it

06:09well

06:10hot tip

06:12delete that text

06:12right now

06:13whoever

06:13not you

06:14but the person

06:15that sent it

06:16somebody finds that

06:18finds that on the phone

06:19wow that's a great idea

06:20that is a hot tip

06:23that is a hot tip

06:24let me release it

06:25away with a hot tip

06:26uh you dirty bitch

06:28you'd delete that text

06:29could you imagine

06:30reading that

06:31on someone's phone

06:32no

06:32you accidentally

06:33see that

06:34well i

06:36i take a lot of stuff

06:38to the next level

06:39i'll tell you that

06:40right now

06:40i'm like okay

06:41you're doing that

06:42time to get wild

06:44an ex-co-worker

06:45would love to

06:47clean the bathroom

06:47but we found out

06:49it's because he

06:50collected pubic hairs

06:51not sure if it's a

06:53secret but he put

06:54them in a bag

06:54and showed me

06:56well it's not a

06:57secret if he

06:58put them in a bag

06:59and showed you

07:00hey lisa have you

07:01seen my pubic hair

07:02collection

07:02it's pretty much

07:03out there

07:04i've gathered

07:04all these pubic hairs

07:05from the bathroom

07:06but what

07:07listen though

07:08how many

07:08stupid hairs

07:09are in the

07:09bathroom

07:10we got red

07:11we got black

07:11we got all the

07:12colors of the

07:12rainbow

07:13so i guess my

07:15question is

07:15i think this one's

07:16dave's

07:16oh my god

07:17what do you think

07:18about the other

07:19person

07:19when like i

07:21so i

07:21let's pretend

07:23that i have a

07:25collection

07:25of those

07:26bathroom pubes

07:27uh-huh

07:28and i feel

07:30all of a sudden

07:31like i can just

07:32tell

07:32and show

07:34someone else

07:35what i have

07:36what what a

07:38i don't know

07:40like i have

07:40somehow

07:41believed that

07:42you would be

07:43somehow cool

07:43with my

07:44right

07:45pube fetish

07:46james lisa would

07:46never be cool

07:47with your

07:47pube fetish

07:48get out there

07:49finally

07:49hot tip

07:50there's another

07:51hot tip

07:51i'll share my

07:52pube fetish

07:53with somebody

07:53who cares

07:53like chuck

07:54yeah

07:54whoa look at

07:56all of those

07:57where did you

07:58get all those

07:59let me show you

08:00come in here

08:01we can josh

08:02around too

08:03yeah

08:03maybe we'll

08:04find some more

08:04let's throw them

08:05up in the air

08:06confetti

08:07happy new year

08:09pube feti

08:10oh wow

08:11they don't sell that

08:11they don't

08:12for good reason

08:12not yet

08:16thank you

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