Peep Show: Crazy Lady Break-In

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman from Naples who broke into a random elderly woman's home and made herself comfortable. Using her pool, laying on her couch and even in her bed!

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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.

00:10A Naples, Florida woman under arrest for making herself at home,

00:14which of course normally would be fine, except it wasn't her home.

00:17Ah, yes.

00:18And the old broad inside had no idea who she was.

00:21My God.

00:22Help.

00:23Hi.

00:24Who are you?

00:25I'm just here making some dinner.

00:27Oh, what are we having?

00:29Oh, we're having a bunch of hamburger helper mostly.

00:31Oh, you found it.

00:33I haven't made that in a while.

00:35Yeah.

00:36It's cool if I use this beef.

00:38Yeah.

00:39Yeah, I'm going to set the table.

00:41Awesome.

00:4279-year-old City of Naples resident reported an unknown lady.

00:46Yeah, I don't know her, but we're getting along.

00:48What are you saying?

00:49Just talking to the police.

00:51Oh, okay.

00:53She entered the lady's house.

00:55She's now been identified as Natalie Lynn Slavik.

01:00Hey, Nat.

01:01Big Nat.

01:02I'm scared because you know my name.

01:04Oh, yeah.

01:05That's more alarming for me.

01:07I checked your ID.

01:08Broke into a psychic lady's house.

01:12Yeah.

01:12You're on the news.

01:13She entered the residence without permission and gave the old lady an unwanted hug.

01:18Hey, bring it in.

01:19Oh, wow.

01:20Nice.

01:21Really going to squeeze it good.

01:22Wasn't wanted.

01:24That's what it says.

01:25Unwanted.

01:26Yeah, I didn't want that.

01:27Oh, you didn't want that.

01:28No.

01:29No.

01:29I don't really want you here at all.

01:31Made herself at home by getting in a recliner and popping back.

01:34Sweet chair.

01:35Oh, that's mine.

01:36Oh, it's so good on the back.

01:38All right.

01:38Yeah.

01:39Yeah.

01:39It's called a lazy boy.

01:41I'm making noise as I'm sitting in it.

01:43I hope I don't break it.

01:44Oh, yeah.

01:45You're a bit heavier, though.

01:46Something's popping.

01:47Yeah.

01:48Yeah.

01:49I got that in 81.

01:50She rested on the old lady's bed after that to try out her mattress.

01:55Tempur-pedic, huh?

01:56Oh, boy.

01:57Wow.

01:57You're in my room.

01:59Oh, which side's yours?

02:00The one you're on, unfortunately.

02:02So that's got to go.

02:04I can tell it's kind of in your shape.

02:05Yeah.

02:06Yeah.

02:07Very cool.

02:07Oh, you're really altering it.

02:09Then she went outside and went for a dip in her pool.

02:12Oh, there we go.

02:13Cannonball.

02:14Oh, wow.

02:16Cannonball.

02:17No lifeguard.

02:19Be careful.

02:20Oh, borrowed your bathing suit.

02:22It's a little.

02:23Oh, wow.

02:24It doesn't fit real good.

02:25No.

02:26I can see the.

02:27Yeah, you see everything.

02:28You can see a lot of stuff.

02:29A pubic, pubic area.

02:31No, no.

02:32Especially when I go into the cannonball.

02:33Oh, yeah.

02:34Oh, wow.

02:35It really went right up that crack.

02:36Yeah, you saw everything there.

02:38Yeah.

02:38Big splash.

02:39Let me get you a towel.

02:40Let me get you a towel.

02:42Oh, thank you.

02:43Oh, God.

02:44Natalie Lynn Slavik is a resident of Collier County.

02:47She's currently on state probation for an offense a few years ago of resisting an officer.

02:52She operates, though, a social media company I found called Natalie Knows Naples.

02:57No way.

02:59Oh, bitch.

02:59I know it's a better name.

03:01I know people's houses.

03:02I don't even know I've been in them.

03:03Wow, you got a really interesting concept.

03:07That's right.

03:07I'm going to pick it up.

03:08A Nat from Nat Knows Naples.

03:10Wow.

03:10Hi, Nat.

03:11I know Naples.

03:12Well, now you know my whole house.

03:14You know what my recliner feels like.

03:17You know what my bed's like, my pool.

03:20I sure do.

03:21Oh, you're going to take a shower, are you?

03:22Yeah, we go.

03:22Oh, yeah.

03:23Oh, yeah.

03:23Go check out the bathroom.

03:25Very cool.

03:26She did not know the old lady in the house, and she unlawfully entered, and as a result,

03:30was placed under arrest for trespassing.

03:32I found her TikTok.

03:34Oh, good.

03:35The last video she posted was in November.

03:38I said, can you eat it?

03:39Got to update that content, Nat Knows Naples.

03:41But here's a little taste of her on the dance floor.

03:49That's not her.

03:50Hold on.

03:50Here she goes.

03:51This person?

03:52Yeah.

03:55You are mentally unstable.

03:58Oh, she's got a crazy look to her.

04:02I don't know what these songs are going to say at all.

04:07That's great.

04:09She's crazy.

04:11What a wild woman.

04:12It's like the bean in Chicago started dancing.

04:16That's a hell of a dress you got on, lady.

04:19Wow, your dance moves are odd.

04:22Is she wearing a bathing suit underneath this?

04:24So she's ready to go swimming at any time, right?

04:26As I said.

04:27As I said.

04:28Shiny dress and flops.

04:29Yeah, it's Naples.

04:30It's Naples.

04:32What is going on in the background?

04:34There's no one there.

04:35There's a guy in a poncho having sex on the dance floor.

04:38There's only two people on the dance floor.

04:40And then here comes Naples.

04:41They are grinding.

04:42They are grinding.

04:43She's like, yeah, it's time to grind.

04:45Here we go.

04:46Dancing up.

04:47Dancing down.

04:48Look at me now.

04:49Hey, crazy face.

04:51Crazy look.

04:52Crazy eyes.

04:53And dance.

04:54And dance.

04:55And dance.

04:56And dance.

04:57And dance.

04:58And dance.

04:58Time to hop around like a bunny.

05:00And hop.

05:02And hop.

05:03And hop.

05:04Hop.

05:05Hop.

05:06Hop.

05:06You wouldn't want her in your house, though.

05:08No.

05:08No, but it's not what I thought it was going to be.

05:12No.

05:13I thought we were dealing with a very unsheltered person.

05:16No.

05:16She looks like she's enjoying life.

05:19Yeah.

05:19She does.

05:19I just can't stop thinking about the chunky lady in Poncho Man.

05:23That's her mugshot.

05:24That's her mugshot.

05:24Wait a second.

05:26What year was that?

05:27Last November.

05:28Uh-oh.

05:28What happened since last November?

05:30She had a lot more burgers.

05:32Uh-oh.

05:33Cheeseburgers.

05:35Nat ate Naples, right?

05:36Yeah.

05:38Cheeseburgers in paradise, huh?

05:40Well, maybe.

05:41Whoa.

05:42She's had some tough times.

05:43Yeah.

05:43It looks pretty rough.

05:44Okay.

05:45So stuff was going on.

05:47Huh.

05:48Crazy day for that old.

05:49I love your website.

05:52Crazy day for that old lady.

05:54No doubt.

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