Peep Show: Mom and Son Robbery

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a mother and son who were involved in a bank robbery and wonder if the elderly woman even knew what she was signing up for!

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00:00Police in Pennsylvania say an elderly mother and her son are in custody after a bank robbery.

00:18According to police, the Santander Bank branch in Havertown, Pennsylvania was robbed the

00:25other day. A 56-year-old guy goes into the bank, tells the teller it was a holdup, didn't have a

00:34weapon or a note. As the teller handed over just a couple of hundred bucks in cash, they also hit

00:41the alarm button. As they do. And then their security company was able to see the incident

00:46in real time through the cameras. Luckily, an officer was just two blocks away. The guy

00:54jumped into a vehicle with his 89-year-old mother behind the wheel.

01:00Let's go! Get in, son of a bitch!

01:03Put the pedal to the metal.

01:07All right, Mom.

01:09I told you, five minutes or less, I'm leaving. It's like the movie Drive.

01:13Yeah. I got 200 bucks!

01:17A score!

01:20Bingo, here we come.

01:22It's bingo night tonight.

01:24Yeah.

01:25I gotta gun it.

01:27An officer could see as he was approaching the vehicle.

01:31Yeah, it's real slow.

01:33Yeah, yeah.

01:34Gun it, Mom!

01:35I am! God, relax!

01:39Gotta at least go like 35 minutes.

01:41I'm going! I'm really going!

01:43You're going 21 miles an hour.

01:45Oh, God, I should slow down a bit. It's getting data.

01:48Oh, we gotta turn. Hold on.

01:50Can you even see through the steering wheel here?

01:53Hold on.

01:54Oh, watch out!

01:58You're the worst getaway driver ever.

02:00I'm getting us there. I'm getting us there. I promise.

02:04Look out for that. Oh, no.

02:05You can barely see.

02:07Oh, yeah.

02:10Dave's trying, but he's got to listen to tons of ads before he can play a sound.

02:17All right, soon there will be these car sounds.

02:19Yeah.

02:21Anyways, I can't.

02:22Oh, well.

02:23So, as the cop is approaching the vehicle.

02:30We finally got it.

02:31Yeah, you don't have to signal. We're in the getaway.

02:35Oh, is it clear? Can you see anything on your side?

02:39I see all kinds of stuff over here.

02:41Oh, I better wait. Hold on.

02:42Turn that turn signal off. What are you doing?

02:44Oh, no. I better keep it on. I'm going to go the other way.

02:48Oh, we're going to get in a lot of trouble for these $200.

02:53Oh, boy.

02:55It just won't clear.

02:59Traffic won't clear.

03:03I love bingo. You know that.

03:07In my head, there's this weird iconic song from the movie Drive

03:11that we're like, what's his name?

03:15Attractive Man.

03:16Ryan Gosling.

03:17Ryan Gosling.

03:18Attractive Man.

03:19That's what he's known as.

03:20Also known as Attractive Man.

03:22He has his gloves on and his toothpick or whatever,

03:27and it starts up, and I just see the grandma in that whole scene.

03:31In that whole outfit?

03:32In the whole scene.

03:33A little bit slower, though.

03:35Just a touch.

03:36You had that turn signal on for miles.

03:38Oh, I forgot. You know how I forget.

03:43Oh, I'm not turning. Oh, God.

03:45Oh.

03:46As an officer approached the car, he could see that they were arguing.

03:52We should pull over for him.

03:54Well, don't do that.

03:55We just robbed a bank for God's sake.

03:56I know, but he's got lights on.

03:57You know what that means.

03:59Pull over.

04:00They said cash was strewn throughout the vehicle, so he just jumped in the car and threw it.

04:06Cash is everywhere.

04:07But not so much, though.

04:09I mean, it's only 200 bucks.

04:10A couple hundred bucks.

04:11Here's your bingo money.

04:12Yeah, just threw it at her.

04:15Oh.

04:15The suspect told officers that he had actually just come into town to steal some tools, but

04:23Lowe's wasn't open yet, so they hit the bank.

04:26We're such old criminals that we were there too early.

04:30Exactly.

04:32Charges have not yet been filed against the man.

04:35The mother, who is 89, is actually not expected to be charged.

04:41I maybe didn't even know what was happening.

04:43Yeah, maybe she had no idea.

04:45It's possible that my son.

04:47She thought he just needed to go to the bank.

04:50We're going to the bank, son.

04:51I'll take you to the bank.

04:53Yeah.

04:54You hear the opening scene.

04:56Yeah.

04:56It's just so good.

04:57So you're picturing like a grandma.

04:59There's 100,000.

05:00Oh, just be careful because I don't know.

05:06Yeah, here you go.

05:07There's something inside you.

05:09Yeah.

05:10Yeah.

05:11It'd be weird if grandma was listening to this.

05:13That's right.

05:15Yeah, let's do it.

05:16I got the driver.

05:18I'm the driver.

05:21There's nothing you can't do.

05:22You're still bleeding.

05:25I drive.

05:27There's nothing she can't do.

05:28That's my mom.

05:30Yeah.

05:32I just love the fact that the mom didn't know.

05:34I know.

05:35And she was just being nice.

05:36I'll take you.

05:37Yeah.

05:39The bank that's right in her.

05:40Yeah, exactly.

05:41I was heading there anyway.

05:44Amazing.

05:45Yeah.

05:46Yeah.

05:47Yeah.

05:48Yeah.

05:49Yeah.

05:50Yeah.

05:51Yeah.

05:52Yeah.

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