Peep Show: Weirdest Things Your Parents Do

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weird things their parents do!

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00:00people online are talking about the weirdest thing their parents do and if you want to chime

00:11in if you have a story if you have an especially odd set of parents or you know something they did

00:17you remember from growing up feel free to share with us the weirdest thing your parents do one

00:23thing this past summer I went over to my mom and stepdad's house and they were running the air

00:28conditioning but they had the windows open some of the window and it was humid and I was like why

00:34it was very hot in there I'm like your air is running but you have the windows open I love

00:40fresh air trying to figure that out no I think that's a new thing I don't think they ever did

00:44that before you want it to be cold but then you also want fresh air you can't get both in the

00:49summer no I didn't understand the humidity was the issue yeah I just run my air conditioner all year

00:56long yeah mine all year um let's go to Daniel hi Daniel how are you pretty good how you doing

01:03good we're talking about the weirdest thing your parents do yeah my mom will be driving down the

01:09street and when I do ride with her if someone cuts her off or honks a horn she flashes her

01:16breath at the cars oh wow I didn't see that what she flashes her boobs that makes my air conditioning

01:24story look like nothing nothing nothing start beeping my my god dude when she thinks that's

01:31punishing them what does she think she's doing punishing him yeah she is it's horrible I'm sorry

01:38you have to go through that yeah that's not what a mom should do I thought what he was gonna say is

01:42if he's ever driving with his mom she does the classic mom move where whenever she has to hit the

01:48brakes she puts her arm out even though you're a grown-ass man like uh I as a dad I do that that's

01:54what I mean so you like you'll never stop doing that no unfortunately no and uh to me that's weird

02:00I've done it to a buddy that's how oh not even thinking I had was driving my kids around that day

02:05and I had to hit the brakes hard my buddy who by the way is a cop and I was like whoa

02:09I'm like oh you are you are not a child you're safe you are not a child Dave you're like no he's

02:15always safe yeah as someone said my parents used to tell us they'd play hide and go moon

02:21one would hide one would seek when the seeker found the hider they'd moon each other and switch places

02:30don't knock it till you try it that sounds like a weird sex game that sure does loser do you think

02:39do you think uh you think the moons collide like uh wow you know that's how you tag somebody

02:46you're it touch the moon very bizarre behavior yeah it is this guy said uh I'm a black guy raised

02:54by two lesbians very cool when I was younger they would walk around topless

03:00when I would say something about it and say boy they're just titties get over it thank you

03:07and they are at the end of the day they are yes I'm also glad my mom didn't do that yeah me too

03:15yeah yep I hope two gay dads aren't walking around with a dog sign one time

03:20they're just balls boy get over it oh yep that's kind of like my dad too

03:26I'd love to say I've never seen my mom my goodness well we all have really probably I know

03:34but catching them in the I mean I'm not saying I've seen your mom's okay not yet stop it uh this

03:40one texted in my mom constantly yells her orders when ordering at a drive-thru even though we've told

03:47her a million times she can talk normal and they'll still hear her she continues to yell and

03:51sorry ma'am it's okay we can hear you but okay no you don't need to yell at us ma'am okay uh we got

04:00that large fry ma'am okay could you just take it down a notch they're gonna screw it up got that

04:06screaming legs back I don't yell it that's funny it used to be like that that you had to it was it was

04:12really bad so that old people never adapted to the new technology but it's new and they can hear

04:22they can hear and they're probably like ah yeah oh I'm sure yep Justin hey how you doing today we're

04:28doing pretty good man so uh what can you reveal I flew home to surprise my parents and uh they had

04:37fur baby costumes laid out in the living room and from what I understand my dad I'm gonna go with

04:45as a fox and my mom is a cat no I have never brought it up no your parents are furries dude yeah they are

04:53yeah yeah they are yep oh man how long do you think god they've been furries like do you have any

05:02memories like was Halloween a really big deal for them like what no Halloween was never a big deal

05:09they never dressed up I mean my dad wears suits and ties mom you know goes to work I'll be honest I

05:16never I never ever dude thought that later in life your parents could end up getting into something

05:25like that I never thought that was an older person thing they're in their 60s oh my god yeah what does

05:32the fox say I could say some stuff I'm not gonna the first thing that came no no had uh suck involved

05:43oh my god so I'm not gonna say terrible stuff that that fox oh man yeah you never address it though

05:51oh my god thanks for calling in man again my parents were on the air conditioning with the

05:55window they're not old furry put everything in perspective be thankful my dad goes grocery

06:03shopping extremely early now you're lucky stars people paper plates not a big deal yep they're not

06:12fox and cat oh no what happens when the fox catches the cat you know what happens inter-species fornication

06:24my goodness shocking

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