Peep Show: Craziest Thing You've Woken Up To

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a hotel worker who was arrested after he snuck into a guest's room and sucked his toe while he was asleep. Then, ask listeners to share stories about the craziest things they have woken up to.

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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks

00:08Pervert of the Day

00:10If you go to a fancy hotel spa

00:12You could spend hundreds of dollars

00:15Getting a decent foot massage

00:16If you go to the Hilton Hotel

00:19In downtown Nashville

00:22Yeah

00:22You can get one for free

00:24Very nice

00:26Kind of

00:26A 52 year old man

00:29Named David Neal

00:31Was arrested

00:32And charged with aggravated burglary and assault

00:35After he entered a guest room

00:39At 5 in the morning over the weekend

00:41And sucked on a guy's toes

00:44Service

00:45Wow

00:46Thank you

00:47That's incredible

00:48Can you imagine

00:49Waking up

00:51To a freak sucking on your feet

00:53I would hate that

00:56Okay

01:00Okay let me ask you this

01:01Probably should

01:02Let me ask you this

01:03If it was a woman

01:04If a random woman

01:07Was sucking on your toes

01:08I feel like

01:09Imagine what that woman looks like Dave

01:11Yeah

01:11A toe sucking woman

01:14Who breaks Salma Hayek

01:16In my head

01:16Think

01:17I don't think so Dave

01:20Dave

01:21It's cause Dave

01:22Has such an elevated view

01:24Of his own feet

01:25That he

01:26Believes that

01:27His feet

01:28Could date

01:28Salma Hayek

01:29That's a weird way to put it

01:33But

01:33Alright

01:34Yeah

01:35Cause to me

01:36If anyone got a real good look

01:38At my feet

01:39When they're not ready

01:41For someone to get

01:42To

01:42To get down

01:43To business

01:44And they still decide to

01:47My god

01:48They must be

01:49A disaster of a human

01:51He went into that guy's room

01:53To fix his TV

01:54And something turned him on

01:55Right

01:55Maybe the dude was barefoot

01:57When he

01:58Went in there

01:59Wait though

01:59Like you can't just

02:00Come in to fix my TV

02:01At any hour of the night

02:02Right

02:03No but he called him earlier

02:04He said

02:05So he had called the front desk

02:06And said hey

02:06There's a problem with the TV

02:07Oh I see what you're saying

02:07And this guy's like

02:08Oh I'll be right up

02:09Yeah

02:10He comes up

02:11Tries to fix the TV

02:12But maybe noticed

02:13The guy's sexy feet

02:14Was really turned on by them

02:16Oh man this guy's toes are hot

02:18Right

02:18And then at 5am

02:20Sneaks into his room

02:21To suck on them

02:22Yeah

02:22What did he think was gonna happen

02:23The guy's gonna wake up

02:24And go

02:25Oh yeah man

02:26Got something else for you

02:27To put your mouth on

02:28Yeah

02:28Okay

02:28This also

02:30This is also

02:31His ankles

02:32James knows exactly

02:33Where to go with it

02:34It's disturbing

02:35So disturbing

02:36I know what he's thinking

02:37Dave also built a scenario

02:39I believe that does live

02:40Inside of Dave's own head

02:41Where he's like

02:43What if

02:44My TV broke

02:46Some creepy guy

02:48Comes in

02:49Notices my beautiful feet

02:50He notices

02:53And then comes back

02:55At 5am in the morning

02:55And sucks on

02:56He notices my

02:58I can see it happening

02:59I can see it happening

03:00Those attractive

03:01Mask and sexy toes

03:03Yep

03:04I mean he gets a good look

03:05At them in my flops

03:06They look so lickable

03:08Oh man you'd hate to have

03:11Some lickable feet

03:12I believe I do

03:14I gotta keep this

03:14I know you do

03:15I know you believe that you do

03:17I can't show them off

03:17To the wrong person

03:18Yep

03:19You have a really high

03:21Abundance

03:21He loves

03:22Like

03:23The ego

03:24The ego on the feet

03:25The way I feel

03:26Yeah

03:27I'm not a feet ego

03:28The way my ego is

03:30He's got that

03:31About his feet

03:31His feet

03:34Look at themselves

03:34In the mirror

03:35Yep

03:35Woo

03:36Look at that

03:38Look at that

03:38Dave can't pass

03:39One of those

03:40Little shoe mirrors

03:41You know

03:43Without giving it

03:44A little

03:44Oh yeah

03:45Look at that

03:46Looking good

03:47Still looking good

03:49No I think

03:51I have attractive feet

03:52But I'm not

03:53I don't have

03:53An out of control

03:54Foot ego

03:55Well

03:55Anyway

03:56That's for us to decide

03:57Let's ask this question

03:59Dare we

03:59The craziest thing

04:01You've woken up to

04:02Oh well

04:03Well sure

04:05What's the craziest thing

04:06You've woken up to

04:07Someone said

04:07I woke up to my ex

04:08Peeing on my face

04:09He was hammered though

04:11And thought he was

04:12Peeing in the toilet

04:13So gross

04:14You sure

04:15It's fun to see

04:18If you can be

04:18Just fishing

04:19Yep

04:20I mean

04:22Cause if someone's like

04:22Oh

04:23Yep

04:24It's a likely story

04:26Oh no this is bad

04:27Had my dorm mate

04:30Bring back

04:32An offensive lineman

04:33Size girl

04:34And break the bunk

04:37At 2am

04:38So they were sleeping

04:39In bunk beds

04:40His bunk mate

04:41Brought back

04:42A real big girl

04:43Yeah

04:43And the bunk gave way

04:44I told you no big girls

04:46On the top bunk man

04:47And that should be a rule

04:48No big girls

04:50On the top bunk

04:50Okay first of all

04:52No banging on the bunk

04:53I don't care if she's big or small

04:55Yeah

04:55You can't bang on the bunk above me

04:57They probably

04:58I mean

04:59You probably gotta do

05:00What you gotta do

05:00The bunk came crashing down

05:02Then

05:03That's a bad scene

05:04Yeah

05:05Oh that's how you die

05:06Well I feel like

05:06Yeah

05:06If you took me

05:10And then a big girl

05:11Who was into me

05:11You placed us

05:14A good solid

05:15Four feet above you

05:16And then just dropped it

05:18You're gone

05:19I mean I think

05:20Depending

05:21Chuck Ticker

05:22In the bottom bunk

05:23I'll switch

05:23Yeah

05:24I'll take the top bunk tonight

05:25Wake up

05:26Amber

05:27How are you?

05:29I'm good

05:29How are you guys?

05:30Good

05:30From Amelia Island, Florida

05:32Big fan

05:33Awesome

05:33Thank you so much

05:34Craziest thing you've woken up to

05:36Okay

05:36So I was in Panama City Beach

05:38For my high school

05:39Spring break

05:39We had just came back

05:41From the club

05:41And my friends decided

05:42They wanted to go for

05:43A night beach walk

05:45They left before me

05:47So I quickly threw on

05:49A pair of flannel pants

05:51Underneath my hoochie dress

05:52Nice

05:53And tried to catch up with them

05:55But I was a little too drunk

05:57So I decided to lay down

05:59On a beach chair

06:00And wait for them

06:01To make their way back

06:02Oh no

06:02I don't think they realized

06:04That I had followed behind

06:06And I woke up

06:08Early morning sunrise

06:10Only to realize

06:11That there was

06:12A large Easter sunrise service

06:15Happening on the beach

06:17Oh no

06:18Oh no

06:18And you're the horse

06:20That's embarrassing

06:20She dressed in flannel pants

06:21Yes

06:22Walking by

06:23Oh yikes

06:24Big old flannel pants

06:27And yeah

06:28Everybody was

06:29You know

06:30Looking my way

06:31That's no good

06:32Yeah

06:33You had a little prayer for her

06:35Oh my god

06:37Homeless

06:38Homeless hooker

06:41Yeah that's

06:42Daisy

06:43How you doing Daisy?

06:45I'm great

06:45How are you guys today?

06:46Doing okay

06:47Talking about the craziest thing

06:48You've woken up to

06:49Yeah

06:50So I woke up to

06:52My boyfriend

06:52Pleasuring himself

06:54In the butt

06:55With a couple dildos

06:57Are you okay?

06:58Couple

06:58I didn't expect her to say

07:00She's like

07:00Okay

07:01I'm like

07:01Yeah yeah

07:01Whatever

07:02In the butt

07:04And then what

07:05What did you say after that?

07:06I missed it

07:07A couple of dildos

07:07What do you do when you wake up to your boyfriend pleasuring himself in the butt with a couple of dildos?

07:20You just kind of sit there and watch?

07:23Yeah

07:23Really?

07:24You were okay with it?

07:26Yeah we're okay with it

07:27We peg now pretty regularly

07:29Oh wow

07:30Oh my goodness

07:31I feel like he wanted you to wake up

07:34Oh yeah

07:34I'd be like

07:35I'd be like

07:35Oh

07:35Hey wake up

07:39Oh

07:40Hey wake up

07:40Oh

07:42Oh

07:42Pretty sure there was a strap on like less than a week later

07:45Oh yeah

07:46That advanced

07:47That advanced

07:48We are different

07:49Yeah

07:50Different reactions

07:52Yeah

07:52Lisa would be packing her bags and out the door before that guy knew what happened

07:56You on the other hand strapping it on

07:58Daisy

07:59Said watch

08:01Oh my god

08:02Oh my goodness

08:03He wanted her to see

08:04Yeah hello

08:05Wake up

08:06Wake up

08:06Definitely

08:07Yeah

08:08Her name is Daisy

08:09He wanted to give her his daffodil

08:11Yep

08:11She took it

08:13Goodness

08:13And there must have been an inkling

08:15Yeah

08:16Right

08:16I think they probably got after it in a lot of different ways

08:19Yeah

08:20I don't know

08:21I don't think you go from zero to peg

08:22No you don't

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