Peep Show: Weird Thing You Caught Your Spouse Doing

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weirdest thing they caught their spouse doing.

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00:00so seeing your guy come into the bedroom in something like this

00:07probably would be one of the weirdest things you've ever

00:10caught them doing what is it for you what's the weirdest thing you've caught

00:14your significant other doing or saying

00:161-855-954-6969 toll free

00:191-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 because

00:24this listener said I was laying down relaxing with my boyfriend watching a

00:28movie out of nowhere I hear a voice say

00:31I can pull my penis down to my

00:34b-hole can't

00:37startled I said did I just hear you right

00:42he looked at me so guiltily clearly had not meant to say it out loud

00:48but all I could think to say was are you trying to peg yourself

00:52what he just started talking to himself and that's what he said

00:57you guys don't do that you guys don't talk about doing that

01:01no Chuck no I guess I'm the only one I guess you are

01:07I mean talk about where you'd like to put it

01:10very bizarre

01:12that was weird she said it totally caught me off guard I had to share it with you

01:16guys I guess prepare to peg she says yeah yeah I mean you guess you can't be almost falling asleep and

01:23have that kind of conversation with somebody or whatever you know I think he meant that to share that with the group I think yeah I think he wanted her to

01:34yeah I guess

01:37anonymous how you doing

01:39good morning I'm doing all right

01:41yeah um I just started dating this guy and

01:44we were in my basement you know party a little bit and

01:46he went to my room upstairs and came back down with just a thong on

01:49and my leather chaps

01:51and he started banging himself with the dildo

01:55I was like

01:55if I'm doing this for you honey what do you think

01:57oh my god

01:58wow

02:00wow

02:02sorry you you have leather chaps though

02:04yeah well sure she does

02:05yeah I was I was

02:08yeah yeah

02:11yeah

02:12oh man

02:15right there

02:15um

02:16so what do you

02:18are you a rider

02:19why do you have

02:20no no Dave

02:21yeah I'm a motorcycle

02:23oh okay all right

02:25motorcycle rider

02:26yep okay

02:28he's moving in for another purpose

02:30yes

02:31yeah

02:31for sure

02:31not what do you expect to see

02:32did you stay with him

02:34yeah well I quit

02:35I didn't bang him a little more

02:36but I

02:36yeah

02:37he's just fun

02:39yeah

02:39are you okay

02:40yeah

02:41are you all right

02:41I'm worried

02:42oh is COVID there

02:45we got to beat

02:47yeah

02:48yeah

02:48no doubt

02:49all right

02:49how's your chat

02:50are you doing

02:51okay

02:53yeah please

02:54take care

02:55see ya

02:55see you later

02:56see ya

02:58I think they were both broken

02:59Dave and the caller

03:01she almost broke

03:04ah

03:04today's about to break

03:05man oh man

03:06that was a good question though

03:10about being a rider

03:11I was stopping that question

03:13well how many

03:13not many people have

03:15leather chaps lying around

03:16their house

03:16with her I didn't know

03:17I mean I just assumed

03:20it was like a

03:20it's a sexual thing

03:22right

03:22oh gosh

03:23she had them for

03:24semi-legit reason

03:26bye bye

03:30she's like I banged her for a little bit

03:33after that

03:33can't even do it

03:37franny phlegm there

03:43we hope to hear from you again

03:45chris is next

03:49this is a hell of a google page

03:51hi chris

03:54hey

03:56how you doing

03:57you doing okay

03:58thanks

03:58it's a hell of a day

03:59here on Dave and Chuck the Freak

04:00the question is

04:01what's the weirdest thing

04:02you caught your significant other doing

04:04oh

04:05okay

04:06so my ex

04:07my ex-fiancé

04:08one day

04:12one day

04:12I was outside

04:13cutting the grass

04:14and

04:15normally

04:16I put the

04:17lawnmower back in

04:19the weed whacker back in

04:20and you know

04:21I take my time

04:21but I really had to take

04:22a poop

04:23so I went back inside

04:25to take a poop

04:26and I walked by the bedroom

04:27and she is taking

04:28a big

04:29old huff

04:31just like a

04:32of my dirty

04:33gym sock

04:34right

04:34oh wow

04:36oh goodness

04:36yeah

04:37and I

04:39I'm standing there

04:40pretty flabbergasted

04:41and I'm like

04:42what are you doing

04:44and she says

04:46oh

04:46uh

04:48I just like

04:49your manly smell

04:50question mark

04:52yeah

04:53did she

04:55um

04:56okay

04:57so how did that play out

04:58did you find out

04:58she was into feet

04:59did she just like the funk

05:00what's the deal

05:01you know

05:03I don't know

05:03we're not together anymore

05:04but uh

05:05there was a bunch of reasons

05:06why that we're

05:07we're not together

05:08she's pretty crazy

05:09but um

05:10she was all about that

05:11she wants a funk

05:13gotta have that funk

05:15yeah

05:15I think it was

05:16I think it was the funk

05:18like she was a

05:19a funky lady

05:20yeah

05:21so she liked funk

05:22so

05:22yeah

05:24yeah

05:24you funk and give it to her

05:26then right

05:26oh my

05:27have a good day

05:28alright

05:29take care

05:30what the funk

05:32is going on here

05:33you know

05:35already starting to think

05:36get it out

05:39get it out of your brain

05:40it's only gonna put it in there

05:44oh

05:46I like George

05:46she wanted the funk

05:52she wanted that funk

05:54yeah

05:55we've heard of that

05:57it's a thing

05:58the socks

06:00the sweat

06:01the grossness

06:02underwear and stuff

06:04oh your socks are some of the worst stink

06:06I guess if you wanted the super funk

06:08that's where you'd get it

06:11smell those stinky socks

06:14they smell so bad

06:16smell those stinky socks

06:23they smell so bad

06:25and then one final one

06:28walked in on my ex

06:29shaving her sister's b-hole

06:30that's a friend in need

06:32and a

06:33friend in deed

06:34it's an episode of

06:34Sister Sister I didn't see

06:35yeah

06:36how far would you go

06:39for a sibling

06:39that is

06:41probably the furthest you could

06:43yeah I don't think I'd go that far

06:45I would not

06:47I don't have any

06:49no

06:49sisters might be different

06:51I mean it'd just be weird

06:52it'd be weird to shave your brother's butt

06:54I wouldn't shave my brother

06:55I wouldn't shave my brother

06:55I can't believe you just had to say that

06:58you had to clarify

06:59I'm like I don't got a lot to add

07:01throw that one in there

07:03I wouldn't shave my brother

07:04I just want to clarify

07:05I would not shave my brother

07:07I would never shave my brother

07:09I definitely shaved my brother

07:10Chuck can't say the same

07:15we've shaved each other

07:16Chuck has shaved his brother

07:17he'd be like you gotta figure out

07:19your shaving sitch

07:20yeah

07:21here we go

07:22a whole lot of stinking going down

07:26don't shave your brother

07:27shave my bro

07:29gotta shave my bro

07:31now

07:32I went and shaved his whole back

07:36and he did it for me

07:39we got to shave our hairy backs

07:45hairy

07:47super hairy

07:50we're gonna take a break

07:52I think we should

07:53I do

07:54we lost our minds

07:56the babies

08:03I don't know

08:05we lost our chapters

08:05by being

08:07Jay

08:09over

08:11hug

08:12I know

08:13how

08:14can

08:15I know

08:15oh

08:15I know

08:16not

08:17but

08:18we would

08:19I know

08:20if I'm

08:20I know

08:21oh

08:22That's

08:22it's

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