Peep Show: Worst Thing In Your Mouth

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the worst thing they have had in their mouth after seeing video of a woman who found a rat in her bread.

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00:00okay here's a question for you what's the worst thing you've ever had in your mouth

00:10because a woman has been left traumatized after her bread had a dismembered rat in it oh god

00:19good bread it is not unfortunately there are pictures and they are up at daveandchuckthefreak.com

00:32there's oh my goodness that's rad this this rat was in the bread before it hit the slicer it was

00:39like eating the bread or was cooked in the bread before it hit the slicer yeah and then has been

00:46dismembered uh nombuelo mcmulia from south africa had already eaten a good portion of the loaf

00:55when she made the grisly discovery while making some toast for breakfast disturbing footage footage

01:02shared on facebook shows the mangled rat with hair guts and tail all visible lodged in a couple of

01:09slices yep number oh don't touch it please oh oh no oh god that is hard to look at that's hard to look

01:19at yeah it is hard to look at it's like um a cross one of those yeah those medical cross sections

01:28like an autopsy thing that's tough i love bread uh she said i took the bread out of the fridge

01:35to make toast and noticed something disgusting and scary i couldn't believe i had just eaten the

01:41piece right before that oh you got some i mean i know you got some you don't think you did but you

01:47did you got some that little chewy piece that little piece that was a little more chewy oh charlie yeah

01:54you got some she said i was in denial i thought it could be something else but i realized it's a rat rat

02:02got into the bread at the factory and no one noticed thank god i really look at the bread that i eat

02:10i'm always i never like to take a rat in it you know i never like to take a chance on maybe it's

02:14starting to go bad or something yeah bread's real weird it can be fine one second and then the next

02:20second it's not so um we'll head to the phones here oh my dear god shane is with us in fort

02:27meyer shane most disgusting thing that's ever been in your mouth hey first off penis balls penis

02:35hey guys uh i was uh with my uncle one day and he said hey i've got this uh this thing on my back

02:43and it's been there for about a year i don't know would you would you check it and see if it's got a

02:48head on it and i didn't think nothing of it yeah it does and yeah i squeezed it and it was a giant boil

02:57and it exploded and went all over my face the smell of death yeah i bet that's the inside it went inside

03:04my mouth oh no not again oh yeah needless to say he was in pain but he was laughing so hard at me at the

03:17same time oh yeah i mean dude you are close with your uncle you are close with your uncle to pop his

03:25back boil he is there yeah yeah yeah yeah wow i couldn't pop something on somebody else that's so

03:34never i couldn't i probably could a couple of like weird couples oh yeah like think that that's like

03:41some kind of bonding thing yeah someone said in medical school i was working late i was working in

03:48the lab oh wow the juices from the cadaver splashed into my mouth oh that's a dead man's juice

03:58yeah dead man's juice there's a dead man's juice oh my god he got the dead man's juice inside

04:08i feel like something could happen to you

04:14it was a damn

04:17became a killer after that i was in the philippines i went to a certain type of show okay okay all right

04:24right i was drinking heavily and this old asian lady was smoking a cigarette with her mangled

04:29delicates and she placed that cigarette in my mouth no so she was smoking with her vagina yeah i bet

04:37she did all sorts of whipped it out and he then took a drag i just never like it took my brain a minute

04:43to be like mangled delicates yeah i think i think i know the type i think i know the type ping pong

04:57show right right yeah but you never should have had that cigarette anywhere near oh my god you're

05:04you've got something there's something there now yeah uh was eating cereal my cat jumped on my lap

05:09my next bite of cereal was sour and crunchy i realized a piece of cat litter had fallen in

05:17very cool you know what that is that's not that's not the cat litter itself it's an encrusted um

05:27little nodule of um nugget a little nugget truffle yeah oh wow he found it sour oh yeah he's got a

05:36flavor to it yeah milky milk dip glitter i puked for 15 minutes yeah yeah okay and gargled peroxide

05:46yeah i don't even know what you do i don't know i can't uh dine upon

05:54i might make a mask for myself like destro and just like have a metal head the rest of my life

05:59his face his face is all metal now

06:06yeah yep yep that's when he went full destro

06:11gi joe hero with the steel head

06:14zach's in tampa zach worst thing that's been in your mouth

06:18it was in my mouth both my wife but i had a pimple on my you know private parts down there and while

06:24she was going to town she said she felt that pop in her mouth while she was well you know my dear

06:30god almighty

06:33zach you filthy bastard well who's dirtier is that her i hear in the background sounds like kids

06:42yeah she's laughing in the background right now oh yeah yeah yeah

06:47you tell her she's a filthy congratulations animal congratulations all the best to you guys

06:52yeah i don't know like she loves you what was in my head was like i hate your love

06:58that was like my first initial reaction i can't even imagine having something going on down there no

07:04and letting somebody do that right i've got something going on like i've got it's like has a

07:11a pimple that has a white head to it okay and i'm like go ahead and go down

07:18why would you do that what is what does it say about me and then what does it say about my lady

07:25who sees it and it's like i got just the cure

07:31that's disgusting disgusting

07:35josh is in boston josh worst thing in your mouth

07:37so uh i was pledging a fraternity and one of our tasks was to do something called cambodian breast

07:43milk which as it turns out you're supposed to pour milk on a on a girl's boobs and drink it off of

07:50it we thought it was you're supposed to go and um essentially drink actual breast milk so we knew

07:57this girl that she thought she could lactate and it turns out it was just like an infected mammary gland

08:01all right yeah oh my god oh my god dear no lord i got it though i got in

08:12oh yeah and of course i i completed the task in front of like

08:17set of my pledge class brothers and and didn't know it was uh it was essentially mucus until it

08:24hit my mouth where i then projectile vomited all over yeah i mean i guess uh you're the king of them

08:29all after that i mean i don't know i mean they have to anoint you king king of the frat

08:33no i mean like uh you know i i had a i had like a scyther afterwards i got i got a throne it was

08:39fantastic yeah i mean you deserve it all i mean you deserve it all after that yeah

08:45you deserve it all thank you dave thank you dave i didn't do it no you thought of this yeah this is

08:51your idea yeah you thought of this you okay jason no he's not okay mucus man i know he doesn't

08:59gone do well nipple puss nipple yeah i know dick puss what are we doing here i don't know i don't

09:09i don't know i thought it was just gonna be a joke about a chapelle skit cambodian breast milk yeah

09:14this is fake no not so much why don't you go through with it oh that guy yeah i can't be that

09:21cool no no it's not no it's not they're not they're not at all right they can't be you're paying to

09:27a bad friend yeah drinking milk off boobs okay that sounds what that's fine infection

09:36all right well us in general real bad that we it was real heavy bus in that segment it was a lot of

09:41it it was everywhere well you knew what you know i didn't think it'd be that oh yeah i really did

09:46that i gotta tell you i gotta tell you we're gonna take a break everyone

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