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Peep Show: Worst Thing Said Before Sex
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4/22/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the worst things people have said to them before sex. Hemorrhoids, a fear of finale stuff and the deepest voice we've ever heard on the show are some highlights.
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All right, a man with a self-proclaimed micropenis is going viral after revealing how he breaks
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the news about his minuscule manhood to potential sex partners.
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My manhood is quite minuscule.
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My manhood.
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I'll get into this in a second.
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I want to know from you, what's the worst thing someone has said to you before sex?
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Like, I've got a micropenis, ladies, is probably the worst, one of the worst things you could hear.
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This anonymous teacher divulged his techniques for broaching the uncomfortable subject.
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He says, I've experienced many awkward, embarrassing situations.
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He has an adult micropenis defined by the Cleveland Clinic as a member that measures 3.67 inches
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or less when fully erect.
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That's all you're going to get out of him, maximum wise.
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Yeah, I know how that goes.
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He claims his is only a quarter of an inch while flaccid.
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You couldn't even see it.
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What's he, a quarter of an inch?
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A quarter of an inch while flaccid is what he claims.
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How's he take it out?
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How do you take it out?
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Like, you just pull your pants down and wave his laughs.
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Unfortunately, like, there is, like, a size that, like, it has to be in order to do the actual act.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Like, if it's just a nubbin, then it's just a rubbin.
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That rhymed.
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He said that before.
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I've said it so many times.
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That's how I break the news.
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That's how I break the news to somebody.
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It's new to me.
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Probably the first time I've heard it.
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You're probably pretty lucky.
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If it's just a nubbin, it's just a rubbin.
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Yeah, it's probably, you probably consider yourself lucky you never heard that.
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It's the worst nursery rhyme you can be told.
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I'm no Dr. Seuss.
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Yeah.
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Ah, shoot.
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Ah, goodness.
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Yep.
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Dr. Seussicide over here.
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Yeah, my God.
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I've never heard that one before.
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God, rhymed.
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It's like you've said it hundreds of times.
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Yep.
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You figured it out.
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Old Captain Nubbin over here.
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My God, I've never even heard anything close to that.
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It's terrible.
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Amanda's with us.
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Hi, Amanda.
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How are you?
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Good.
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How are you?
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Worst thing said before sex?
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Um, so it wasn't really like before, but it would have definitely saved me some time.
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Um, uh, this guy I met, he, we were in the middle of doing the deed and I was working at
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this restaurant and while we're in the middle of it, he goes, yeah, I've seen you working
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at restaurant and I was like, that's so weird to say while you're inside of me.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, I see you working at that restaurant, huh?
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How's that going for you?
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I was like, are you sure it was me though?
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Because there's a girl who also works there that I guess people confuse us.
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Oh, that's so awkward.
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Let me pull it out.
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Oh my God.
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Did he get the right girl?
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It's not the time to have a conversation about work.
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Oh wait, that year not Susie?
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I really don't want to talk about this right now.
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It's so bizarre.
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Yeah.
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Great waffles, I gotta tell you.
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I love the waffles you guys.
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What's your hours?
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How much?
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What?
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I guess.
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Thanks.
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All right, Amanda.
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Thanks for calling it in.
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I just get busy at lunchtime.
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He just doesn't, is he just like the worst sex talker ever?
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He just, it's all small talk?
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It's strange.
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Yeah, I've seen you at that restaurant.
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With like a little bit of a dirty twinge to it, like.
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Yeah, he's trying to be dirty.
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Yeah, exactly.
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What's your soup of the day?
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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Tell me about the specials.
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I don't know if it was a man or a woman that said this.
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Okay.
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But the worst thing said to one of our listeners before sex,
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don't mind the hemorrhoid, the doctor wouldn't chop it off.
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That was a man who said that.
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I'm just going to say that.
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Well, where would a lady would be going?
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I don't know.
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Behind him?
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Maybe not.
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I don't know.
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I'll tell you what could ruin the day.
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Oh, no.
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Oh!
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Oh, no.
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Doggy, I, listen.
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It's totally her.
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It's my favorite position, but, uh, just to let you know.
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Don't mind the hemorrhoid.
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Yeah.
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Put this little leaf over top of it.
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The doctor wouldn't cut it off.
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He won't lance it.
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I asked him to.
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I'm waiting.
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I tied a string around it.
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I told him.
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No one's going back there.
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Wow.
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Goodness gracious.
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That is bad news.
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Let's go to Brad.
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Hello, Brad.
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Good morning.
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Light, blitz eyes.
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Like a dog.
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Like a dog.
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What is the worst thing someone said to you before sex?
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That I'm afraid of semen.
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Oh, my.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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They run out of the room screaming and crying.
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Oh, my God.
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How do you react to that?
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I go, what do you, what do you mean?
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I can't see it, can't touch it, can't be near it.
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If you kaboom boom into a condom, I gotta be, can't see and take it and do with it what
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you gotta do with it.
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All right, deal.
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That's not too bad.
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Yeah, deal.
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I mean, yeah, that's fine.
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I'll take with it and do with it what I must.
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But, now, this is a little off, but if you, when you put it into the trash, this has nothing
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to do with that, but the dog.
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Oh, no.
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More dog stuff.
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Man, we know dogs get in the trash cans today, huh?
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Jesus.
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Good Lord.
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Voice changing technology.
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Hello, Anonymous.
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Hey, hey.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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I was calling it because the worst thing I've ever been told before.
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The worst thing was to keep my black guy voice down.
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She covered my mouth, and she looked at me, and she said, keep the black guy voice down.
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Keep your black guy voice down.
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Keep your black guy voice down.
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I couldn't believe it.
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Wow.
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I've never encountered with voice changing technology.
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You have the deepest voice we've ever heard.
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It's the deepest voice in the history of the show.
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That's right.
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What, sir?
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What did she say, sir?
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Keep my black voice down.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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We're having a hard time.
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I'm not talking about black voice down.
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No, it's still, if you could maybe raise your pitch a bit.
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This is as high as I can call it.
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This is, no, I'm not, I'm not understanding.
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This is it.
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It's the lowest tone it's ever recorded on radio.
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I know it really is.
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And you take him, and you put him in voice changing technology?
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I was not ready for it.
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It was almost like.
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We can't go lower.
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I saw the system almost.
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I saw it almost crashing and smoking.
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We can't go any lower than any lower.
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It was lower than that.
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It was lower than that.
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Sorry, dude.
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You broke our voice changing technology.
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Yeah, my God.
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Ah, goodness.
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But I guess that could shut it down.
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I mean, it's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not great.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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It's not a nice thing to say.
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