Peep Show: Weird Sexual Fantasies

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the weird sexual fantasies that they want to try.

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00:00Listen, fantasies are awesome.

00:06A lot of people have them.

00:08Some, however, we keep strictly to ourselves out of fear that our inner freak will somehow be let loose on the wrong person,

00:14and then you'll get a judging eye.

00:16They're asking people online, these are anonymous souls, of course, to share their weirdest fantasies.

00:22And we're going to go through some of the submissions now.

00:25If you're brave enough to call in, you can be anonymous if you like.

00:27If it's really crazy, you can ask for voice-changing technology.

00:31But your weirdest sexual fantasy, now emphasis on weirdest.

00:34We've heard a lot of stuff on this show, so not much is weird to us.

00:37But what's your weirdest sexual fantasy in a radio-friendly way?

00:42One of our listeners stumbled across this.

00:44She said, I was FaceTiming with my boyfriend the other night when I had to pee.

00:49He said, can I watch?

00:52Oh, boy.

00:53And to my surprise, we were both into it.

00:57And since then, I've sent him a few videos, and he loves it.

01:03We're now talking about taking this into the bedroom.

01:06Oh, man.

01:08Buy some rubber sheets.

01:10Yep.

01:11My question for you guys and the guys who are into this, what's the appeal?

01:16Is it because it mimics the act of squirting?

01:19Well, it doesn't mimic it, because that's what that is, too.

01:22Well, that's what we've heard.

01:23It's very urine-based.

01:24There's a degradation, right?

01:26It's got to be that.

01:26That's what I always thought it was.

01:27It's got to be that.

01:28If they want peed upon...

01:30I mean, if you're just watching a woman do it, there's no degradation involved there.

01:33No, I guess not.

01:34I don't know what that is.

01:35But they want to bring it into the bedroom.

01:37But if you want her to do it upon you, then that's a different...

01:41Or if she wants you to do it upon her.

01:43As we say all the time, once you open that yellow box, that hot yellow box, be careful.

01:50Who knows where it's going to go.

01:51Who knows what he'll want you to do on him next.

01:53At the same time, when you open that thing, boy, you better hope you're with someone that

01:58you're with for the rest of your life, right?

02:01Because now no other relationship that doesn't have the mellow yellow is not going to be good

02:12enough.

02:13It's hard to find again.

02:14Yeah.

02:14It's not going to be good enough.

02:15You need to get a bedroom room and they stand all the time.

02:16Yeah.

02:18This woman said, wow, getting banged by an entire sports team is my weirdest sexual fantasy.

02:25Complete with jockstraps and dirty language.

02:28Basically, me tied down to a locker room bench and being used by 30 men.

02:33That's my weirdest sexual fantasy.

02:35That's a rough one to hear if you're with her.

02:37Yeah, I hope her guy doesn't know that.

02:39You don't tell that to a guy, right?

02:43Like, if you're a girl, you can't tell that to you.

02:45Like, that's something you got to just.

02:47If it's not the right guy, that's at least 10 to 15 years worth of therapy.

02:51I don't even know who the right guy for that is.

02:54That's like knows a sports team.

02:56The guy that's, yeah.

02:59Maybe he's on a sports team.

03:00Well, I'm sure.

03:01But the thing is, there are tons of, not tons, but there are girls having trains run on

03:06them all the time and, you know, they're shooting videos and, you know.

03:12This guy, and this is weird that he's found too.

03:16I've had two past girlfriends that wanted to put a tampon in me.

03:22I assume in his b-hole.

03:25No, Dave.

03:26In his b-hole.

03:27No, I'm just kidding.

03:28Of course.

03:28Probably the place.

03:29Yeah.

03:30No idea what their fascination is with that.

03:32He's had two.

03:34That can't just be a coincidence.

03:38I think he might be.

03:39Oh, it's a female.

03:39I think it's a female.

03:40I just assumed male.

03:41That makes more sense.

03:43I mean, it's still odd to me that she, if it's a she, has found two people that wanted

03:47to do that to her.

03:49I thought it was a dude at first, too.

03:51I was like, oh.

03:51We always just assume.

03:52I was like, well, you got assassins after you, bro.

03:56You've done something to a mafia person or something.

03:59Like, somebody's trying to poison you via the butt.

04:04Yeah, don't let them do that.

04:06Assassins.

04:07It makes more sense now.

04:08But I'm crazy.

04:10Here's a weird one.

04:12We asked for weird, and again, that's what we're in for here.

04:15I want a guy to stand in the corner like he's being punished and fart in the room while

04:22I'm having intercourse.

04:25Yeah, that's a real weird one.

04:26How'd you even cook that up?

04:27I don't understand.

04:28So someone's over there, right?

04:29I'm banging the lady over here.

04:31There's a man over there, like he's being punished, just farting in the corner.

04:37Wow.

04:38I don't know what kind of wires got twisted up there.

04:41Many, many.

04:42Not just one.

04:42Like a fart wire?

04:44And then a punishment wire?

04:46And a punishment wire?

04:47Like a cuck?

04:48There's like a cucky vine.

04:49Yeah.

04:50Yep.

04:51And then a voyeuristic or like.

04:54Yeah.

04:55And some degradation in there, too.

04:57It's really a, it's a casserole of perversion.

05:02It is.

05:03It is.

05:05That's a good album name.

05:07Casserole of perversion.

05:11I'm just the.

05:12This guy sent us an email, and this isn't too crazy, but he said, always had this fantasy,

05:16this person says, of making a glory hole wall by cutting holes in the bathroom shower curtain

05:21for a party.

05:22Yep.

05:23So when you're having parties with your crew of friends, the wives or girlfriends can get

05:27in the tub and then service whatever guy comes in, not knowing who's on the other side.

05:32Man.

05:32Anonymous beager is between the couples, but no one knows or admits to who they fool around

05:38with.

05:38I bet he's behind the curtain.

05:41He's the wizard.

05:43Yeah.

05:44Don't look behind the curtain.

05:46Pull the curtain back.

05:47Don't look behind the curtain.

05:50Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

05:53It's just funny to think about him at a party just like.

05:57Yeah.

06:00I have plans for a party.

06:03I've got to hole in.

06:07Stick your penis here.

06:10Like, come on.

06:12That's weird.

06:13Is extreme.

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