Peep Show: Extreme Strippers

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new trend of 'extreme stripping' and hear from some listeners who have had interesting experiences with strippers.

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00:00okay here's a question for you um especially you guys listening in a radio friendly way

00:12what's the extreme thing you've done with a stripper 1-855-954-6969 that's the number to

00:18have fun jason can't wait 1-855-954-6969 you can also text us at 46969 uh this woman from the uk

00:32she ditched being a teacher to become an extreme stripper she's 30 years old she says she was once

00:41very shy but she gave up her job teaching to try extreme stripping and a lot of it is about

00:51humiliating the bachelor okay you know what i'm saying kind of like what they put you through

00:59right right so imagine i just got spanked i can't imagine i got effing pegged yeah that's a bit like

01:05to me that's a sexual look at this guy getting married get the strap on we gotta peg him like

01:11there's a whole line you're crossing there that's illegal yeah uh someone said i went to a strip club

01:18with my dad to see a well-known stripper with lupus huh lupus what i'm sorry she's got a disease is

01:33that what the stripper's known for is having lupus jason can you explain what this is all about

01:38that's what the text said i don't know i don't know if it's a typo they must have got it wrong right

01:43i'm trying to the stripper with lupus is named miss piggy okay handcuffed me to a chair and wrapped

01:51her bodacious boobs around me almost smothered me to death it's a crazy way to die is there a famous

01:59stripper with lupus she's known for her lupus that's like a pretty bad one isn't it i think so

02:06so the text says very lupus

02:08that's why i don't know what stage name miss piggy

02:14maybe it was a typo maybe it was i don't know what did they mean maybe they meant you know what

02:21maybe they meant because there's nothing sexy about lupus voluptuous and not very lupus oh yes

02:28they meant voluptuous because she's got bodacious oh i suppose she doesn't have a dreaded immune system

02:34disease that is attacking her body from the inside

02:37voluptuous and lupus so i gotta i gotta decipher the voice to text now yes you do yes

02:44otherwise we picture a stripper with a face rash putting her boobs in a guy's very famous stripper

02:51with lupus once almost smothered me with her breasts name is thingy and super extreme no

02:57you want to hear a story a very famous stripper who's known for having

03:07touch of the lupus yes smothered me with her breasts

03:12that's why i put a question mark i was confused by it too

03:16oh he just it was supposed to be bodacious

03:20bodacious but somehow became with lupus

03:23very lupus did you see that butterfly rash on that stripper's face from the lupus oh

03:29you're just watching this chick strip you're like oh yeah she's not bad right

03:33you know she has uh she has lupus

03:37she does really wow she's got lupus wow it doesn't seem like it even affects the show

03:42much yeah it's an immune system disease that attacks your body from the inside out

03:47so that's what those that markings on her face that's what i think she is she's very voluptuous

03:52wow you're very voluptuous she's known throughout town i mean i know i saw her almost choke a guy

03:59out with those big titties yeah she's got those titties but she's also got that lupus

04:03i thought i was just out of the loop like there's some famous lupus stripper that i just never heard

04:10of or something i don't know i just hope the stripper doesn't get any permanent tissue damage

04:15you know yeah it can really affect your skin joints heart and lungs yeah or girl even her

04:20circulating blood cells you've got to be careful not we please welcome the stripper with lupus

04:27oh well yeah no it was audacious audacious that's what he meant to say there um jeremy is with us

04:35here we're talking about uh the most extreme thing you've done with a stripper or at your bachelor

04:39party hi jeremy hey how you guys doing doing okay what happened all right so i used to work at a

04:46deja vu back when i was 18 doorman the whole nine you know checking ids or whatever yep we're sitting

04:51in the uh club the one day like nobody's there no one well i'm not gonna use her stage name

04:57because it's still kind of a local thing but um she's on stage and i'm talking with a dj and he's

05:02like you know hey man welcome tipper and i'm like you're still kind of a shy guy you don't know all

05:06that stuff well i go up tipper she kisses me while she's on stage like kiss kiss and then that kind

05:14of sparked off like this little relationship that we started so we were hanging out and doing this

05:18and doing that one day not at work and i'm like what do you want to do he's like let's go to

05:23chicago and i'm like no really like what do you want to do it's a five-hour drive from where we live

05:27she's like no i'm serious let's go to chicago so for three days i basically just got to hang out

05:33in chicago have a lot of fun with this girl the strangest part is her bits were um cold what

05:40cold yeah like they were cold she had a cold vagina i don't know if there's yeah maybe there's like

05:48some lupus down there i don't know maybe she had lupus you're right maybe she had lupus that no

05:54hold on a second inside of her was cold yes whoa

05:59it's not bad it's not bad it's not bad it's not bad but it's different and that's odd

06:06so another weird thing is i've actually called i'm actually the sounding guy that got the dude in

06:10chicago ironically to be like i might try this oh oh you're into everything cold bits and sounding

06:17that's what he's known for cold bits what that's got to be something wrong with someone right

06:23yeah circulation like some kind of circulation problem causes a cold there's been more medical

06:30searches than expected in this topic but what causes a cold vagina look at that lupus winter vagina

06:37no that's not it why does her vagina feel cold inside so what was the answer well there's no real

06:45i mean it's uh my vagina feels cold is it normal it means a lady no winter vagina i don't know there's

06:55no definite answer as to why like in my mind there's like wind cold like a winter blizzard

07:04yeah it's like a blizzard in there whoa you get out you got a parka on

07:09that's what jack frosh vacation is getting the summer

07:13i don't know i'm going downtown

07:17hold on m'lady whoa weather's not great down here

07:24sorry it's a little chilly down there

07:28do you have a parka on i do have a parka on she's got winter vagina

07:32hold on it's really unseasonably cold down there right now i'm sorry i have to go down

07:39there with a snowmobile i hope you can find your way to the special spot i will i will just hold

07:47hold on a second so my beard is frozen

07:51you look like those guys that are in antarctic

07:55my beard is frozen i feel like an antarctic explorer down here

07:59whoa

08:01is that a pick in your head it is it's a nice pick

08:05i had to climb up her legs

08:08how's it going down there hold on a second i'm about to plant a flag

08:14oh i felt it

08:17there we go

08:20wow

08:24well that was going to be a jelly

08:27i thought that was something else

08:33taking place

08:35oh she's got winter vagina

08:41hope you don't get frostbite on your tongue

08:44oh i already do

08:45come up top i got some more milk for you

08:52oh that's weird

08:53i'll be right up

08:55oh crap

09:01that's weird

09:01okay fellas hopefully you never encounter

09:06winter vagina

09:09she's got winter vagina

09:10be careful

09:12yikes look out for that

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