Peep Show: Horny Secrets

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share with them their horny secrets.

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00:00all right here's a question for you what's your horny secret you have to say it like that even

00:14what's your horny secret don't chuck don't i didn't do that i didn't make out with the mic

00:25okay all right don't that's too much that's too much no hey hey hey stop it now

00:36that's enough don't yuck okay all right disturbing yeah that's how i feel that's how we all felt

00:48no i'm just gonna get you back i didn't let the microphone i just said what's your horny secret

00:56oh god okay all right

00:58those noises

01:02okay okay i almost just made andy throw up

01:09that's what they hear it's like breath in my ears yeah that's what the ladies hear

01:16oh god okay enough tell me no

01:21now i just want to go yeah you're gonna tell me you're doing

01:31you dirty little slutty secret oh wow

01:35you tell me all your little dirty secrets

01:40okay okay all right enough too far yep thank you okay yep

01:46what's your horny secret what's your horny secret what is your horny secret

01:511-855-954-6969 is the number 1-855-954-6969 you can text us that number is 4-6-9-6-9-4-6-9-6-9-4-6-9-6-9-6-9

02:03what's your horny secret i'm gonna regret all that stuff i just did with the mic for sure 100% on video

02:07you're gonna regret it but it'll be i think it's pretty funny

02:10okay well all right i'm gonna regret it all for the comedy

02:13you will regret it i already regret you did

02:16yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah that was for you

02:19someone said my fiancee sits on my face and farts

02:22and makes me smell them

02:24it's my absolute favorite and i cannot have sex without it now

02:28well i mean you found the right person i guess i mean thank god you guys are getting together

02:33hopefully they stay together right hard to find you yeah oh you never find another

02:37well you can't find another farter no you'll never find another female farter

02:41i mean you have to do you might you got to treat her like a princess right

02:44yeah like i mean she sits on you and farts on you

02:46if you got a farter you got to lock her down

02:48if that's what you're into yeah

02:50anonymous voice changing technology

02:53oh yes hi anonymous how are you

02:56what do you want to do

02:57i can't believe i'm about to tell you this

03:00okay okay what is it um i love my husband hiccups

03:06hiccups sorry what hiccups she loves it

03:09yeah yes i love my husband hiccups

03:12well they make me horny

03:14oh my god they turn you on

03:16well feed him a lot of dry bread

03:18what i know he does

03:21so he hiccups and you get horny

03:25yes absolutely all the time

03:28i don't know why how about this oh god dave

03:31she's getting she's trying to seduce you

03:34yeah this is how he does it

03:35this is how dave gets

03:36yeah get him some bread now

03:40well i don't think it worked

03:42i don't think she could hear me all right

03:43but anyways that's normally any woman would be moist

03:46but yeah i know

03:47chicks are crazy

03:48oh man you gotta find one that has something like that

03:52like hiccups

03:52that's my god if i could just

03:54there is a fetish for that

03:57what's it called

03:58hiccup fetish

03:59you're not gonna believe the name dave

04:02you're not gonna believe the name of it

04:04my hiccup fetish

04:07oh my god there it is what's it called

04:10because sometimes they have weird names

04:13yeah you're right

04:14you're right sometimes

04:15just hiccup fetish

04:17that one's just hiccup

04:17hiccup fetish

04:18there's groups

04:19and people talk about it

04:21who knew

04:22we've never talked about it have we

04:23i wonder what they're into about it

04:25the fact that like

04:26they're uncontrollable

04:28like in you know how you have like a fear-based response to hiccups

04:31yeah

04:31like if it's something they have like a sexual fear base

04:35they like that

04:35yeah

04:36yeah i don't know

04:37weird man

04:38how often do you get them

04:40i don't know

04:40i get them quite a bit

04:41you'd have to fake it

04:42i get them a lot

04:44yeah i get them quite a bit

04:45and your fear is you'll never get rid of them

04:47right i'm afraid that i'll lose them

04:49but like

04:49oh yeah it's not for you then

04:50because you'd be afraid and horny

04:52no i've never been hard and hiccuped

04:55i can't

04:58i can't make that same claim

05:01i won't

05:02i can't

05:03i won't

05:03i won't make the same claim

05:05hooked up with my old friend's grandma

05:09he said now

05:11she was a hot grandma

05:12ooh apparently he's emailing a photo

05:15okay well i like this

05:17because you have to show it

05:19that

05:19you claim hot grandma

05:21right

05:22and then we have to get jason to make sure it is a hot grandma

05:24we gotta get jason's score

05:27we all have different tastes

05:29on the hot grandma

05:31what are you looking at me like that for

05:32because

05:32oh it can't do the secret to tell me

05:35no

05:35uh someone said my secret is

05:38i will finale every time someone tickles me

05:40is this a man

05:43i think so

05:44i assume so

05:45good god

05:46sounds like a man thing

05:47tickle tickle tickle

05:48kibby app

05:49sounds like a man thing

05:52it does

05:53it does

05:54what are you doing like

05:55we're a mess

05:55some people joke around and you'll be like

05:57don't

05:58don't you tickle me

06:03that's enough

06:04i believe that i

06:06over

06:07have overcome

06:08every other area on my body

06:10except the bottom of my feet

06:11of being uh

06:13ticklish

06:14because of

06:16any kind of

06:16just that feeling

06:17of like someone having that

06:19where they can tickle you

06:20and just

06:20you can't control it

06:22i don't like it

06:23no

06:23i don't like it

06:24it's terrible

06:24uh someone said

06:26talking about horny secrets

06:28every time i ride our jet ski

06:31it rubs me just the right way

06:32i have an orgasm

06:34dave hunter

06:35hopefully my

06:35hopefully it's a lady

06:37that's gotta be a lady right

06:38yeah

06:38i hope so

06:39i mean i know i don't just go off

06:41it's terrible

06:42to be swimming a dude in a jet ski

06:43he's like

06:44ah

06:44right into a dock

06:47you know

06:49like he is having fun

06:52he loves

06:53look at the smile on his face

06:54that's a great recreational vehicle

06:56he's hitting every wave

06:59yeah

07:00wow

07:01um

07:03oh god

07:06oh yeah

07:06it's right for the wave

07:07whoa

07:08yep

07:09whoa

07:10this guy says

07:12my wife has a really weird

07:13horny secret

07:15she loves

07:17when i lube up

07:18my balls

07:19and drag them

07:21over her backside

07:22chicks are weird

07:24i know they are

07:25dude secrets are like

07:26my pants

07:27make me hard

07:27i just love

07:31his eye gunk

07:32that he gets

07:32oh my god

07:35yeah

07:36the eye crust

07:37it's probably a fetish too

07:40right

07:40it's called an eye crust fetish

07:42oh no

07:43crusty eye fetish

07:45i lick out his crusty eyes

07:47they are

07:47they're so weird

07:48i like his dry skin

07:49behind his ears

07:50yeah

07:51what

07:52that does it for you

07:53yeah

07:54oh my god

07:55lube up your balls

07:56and get back there

07:57weird

07:58but then once again

07:59like a guy is like

08:01sure

08:02i mean

08:02dunks it in lube

08:03and then he's

08:04yeah

08:04she's all turned on

08:05it's a strange one

08:08he's spreading it around

08:09for sure

08:09hanging across her back

08:10yeah

08:11no her b-hole

08:12yep

08:13oh wow

08:14you gotta get it right in there

08:16that's a direct hit

08:17tough

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