00:00here's a question for you when did you realize you were dating an imbecile when did you realize
00:11the person you were with was incredibly dumb if you've got a story and you can share it the
00:16number to reach us is 1-855-954-6969 toll-free 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969 the moment
00:28you realized the person you were dating was incredibly stupid they asked this question
00:35online um this woman said i realized he was dumb when he thought sweetened calories because the
00:44sugar dissolved so it's not really there so i don't understand unless you put out sugar in coffee
00:54and it dissolves there's no calories in that because it dissolved it went up whoa that's a
00:59new level of dumb cheese huh i wouldn't look like this if that was true he dissolves everything
01:07he dissolves everything
01:09dissolve it dissolve it just dissolve it put some cheese in that dissolve it
01:16melt it down
01:19i realized i was with an idiot we were out for dinner and he asked a waitress what tiramisu was
01:28and she said oh it's made with lady fingers my god and he freaked out ladies fingers fingers
01:34you gotta get up and walk out right then yeah that's crazy how horrifying no call the police you're sick
01:44oh yeah you start swearing
01:49oh yeah he's watched too many shows on tv
01:58a lot of people eating on tv
02:02ladies fingers
02:05i wouldn't know what to do i don't know i wouldn't know what to do you gotta calm him down
02:10yeah because i mean that's dramatic you really think you're like you're like for 20 minutes i thought i was at a restaurant that was serving uh ladies fingers but they were serving lady fingers
02:21yeah you'd have to apologize after freaking out that bad
02:25sorry about that i uh i was quite frightened
02:29you're calling the authorities
02:32get the police got a bunch of sickos
02:35yeah barging your way into the kitchen you're gonna find hundreds of fingerless ladies
02:40everyone in that place was eating that tiramisu
02:44super popular
02:46yep
02:47you slap it out of people's hands
02:49oh yeah
02:49no spit it out
02:51spit it out
02:52you know what it is
02:53they're like lady fingers
02:56oh you sick ass
02:59stab them
02:59yeah
03:00uh while on a road trip driving at night
03:04she was looking at the sliver of the moon
03:06and said
03:08you ever wonder what's blocking the full view of the moon
03:11oh
03:12yes
03:13holy cow
03:14holy cow
03:15all the time
03:15that's what i said
03:16i said yes all the time
03:19if she's hot enough
03:21you're going on with it
03:22nobody knows you know
03:24they've been trying to figure it out
03:25what are your thoughts on it
03:27one of those great mysteries
03:30yeah
03:30let's go to my place
03:31yeah
03:32another person said
03:35when i had to explain to him
03:37that women have
03:38three holes down there
03:41what do you mean
03:42i think that does
03:43you gotta learn that
03:45mess some guys up
03:47i think that messes some guys up
03:49really
03:49yeah i mean i do i think that
03:51oh boy
03:52some guys are just winging it down there
03:53well i don't know about
03:54actually i just didn't know about
03:56i was like i always wondered
03:57for a long time
03:58right
03:59where exactly do they pee
04:00right
04:01sure i mean
04:02but i think some guys just think it's the same
